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dark-angel-of-muses · 2 months
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Ravioli Good Omens AU
Been losing my kind over this with @breannasfluff haha
Legend is a tired, bitter angel who really doesn't want to give ungrateful people blessings
Ravio is a nervous, lonely demon that is supposed to sell cursed objects at a Needful Things type curio shop but keeps all his cursed merch off the shelves and runs a normal shop. Bad for customer retention when they're cursed whenever they buy from your shop, you know.
Ravio and Legend fudge their respective reports blaming each other for whenever their work doesn't get done. Oh, Ravio wanted to sell that cursed doll to someone, but the curse was removed by that Angel! Oh, Legend tried to hand out blessings, but they were siphoned away by that terrible demon!
Meanwhile they actually just live normal lives and ignore their divine/demonic ordained duties. Legend tends a small apple orchard. Ravio has a key to his his house and if either is asked how that happened they will dodge the question.
Ravio also has a "demonic familiar" bird that's actually just a normal bird he adopted. Hi Sheerow.
Ficlet under the cut!
"Um, Mr. Hero Angel sir? Excuse me? May I come in? I'd knock but, ah, your halo is right there on the door. I'm afraid I'd rather not be horribly burned?"
Link rolled his eyes. This demon. Link never even locked the doors anymore. He was being polite by asking to come in. But he was a demon! He didn't have to be polite! Besides, Link hadn't worn his halo in years, preferring to keep it as a door knocker. The remaining angelic power scared people, which meant he could reduce the number of visitors knocking at his door asking for blessings.
Link opened the door, fixing Ravio with a critical look. "I see you've brought a friend today."
Sheerow stared unblinking back at the angel. Ravio had taken him on as a pet after the little bird made a nest on his windowsill and refused to leave.
"Ah, well. You see, I needed to bring him along. I ask for a favor. Just a tiny one!"
Link groaned, swinging the door wide and letting the demon in. If it had been a human, he would have shut the door in their face, but Ravio was.... special. They'd been in each other's orbit since creation. Link was supposed to give blessings, Ravio was supposed to place curses. For a while, they did their jobs, occasionally getting in each other's way. Link would break some curses, Ravio would steal away some blessings.
Eventually, they made an agreement to stop interfering entirely. Link was tired of handing out blessings while his Bosses were thanked, and Ravio didn't much like giving curses. Made one a bit lonely when everyone they met encountered a horrible fate. If anyone asked, they were doing the same work they'd always done, since their output was about the same.
"You want tea?" Link walked to the kitchen to start the kettle.
"Ah, it's not holy water if _you_ boil it, right?" Ravio shuffled nervously, black wings fluttering.
"No. If all I had to do to bless something was touch it, I wouldn't hate blessing so much. Besides, it's not like when you boil pasta, the spaghetti becomes demonic." Link rolled his eyes at the thought. Ravio was so nervous about cavorting with an Angel. Link knew their superiors didn't care. As long as the status quo was maintained, a little rule breaking wasn't noted by either side.
"It's not like I'm cooking for anyone else, I wouldn't know," Ravio protested.
Link dropped the black tea bags into the kettle and left it to set as he flopped into his favorite armchair. "Alright, demon. What's the favor?"
"Could you perform a blessing for me?"
Link blinked. Was he being pranked? "Excuse me?"
"It's just, I've grown fond of this little guy," Ravio scooped Sheerow into his palm, holding the bird up with one hand and covering him with the other, "And I read that birds only live 30 years, and Sheerow was an adult when I found him! If you could bless him with longevity, I would be so grateful!" Ravio bit his lip, buck teeth showing as his nose twitched.
"You do realize if your people downstairs heard that question, they would smite you?"
Ravio blushed. "Look, if it's a no, we can pretend this conversation never happened. I just thought, since we already had a deal and all, you might help me out? I do promise to pay you back! Uh, if this conversation happened. Did it happen?" Ravio's primary feathers twitched and puffed.
Link rolled his eyes. "Pay me back? What, can you curse the mealworms rotting my apples?"
"Done! They'll be cursed with an affliction so they never desire to eat again! Starvation from apathy. Lots of suffering, I promise!"
Link stared. Was he serious? He had meant it as a joke, but Ravio's face was fully earnest. He... really wanted this. Wanted to get a blessing and fully willing to pay back in a way only he could.
"Well. alright. I'll bless your bird. After all, I can't just leave him in the hands of a demon unarmed, can I? If he lives long, maybe he can tempt you into good."
"Thank you so much! I'll make sure the curse lingers, no pest will ever touch your apples without suffering again!"
He was too good to be a demon. Then again, Link was pretty bad for an angel. Maybe they fit neatly together.
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muse-of-gods · 2 years
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Peter and Tony started dating in secret since they knew that many people would have objections with their relationship, for many different reasons. But after they had been together for 6 months, they decided that it was time to start telling their friends about their relationship.
Some people already knew by that point. Aunt May knew because Peter just couldn't hide his excitement when they started dating and told her two weeks after they got together. And Pepper knew because she walked in on them a few weeks back while they were making out in the workshop (thanks Jarvis for just letting her in).
So that only left one other important person in Tony's life that he wanted to tell before everybody else knew - his best friend Rhodey. And although Tony had been caught in many compromising situations by Rhodey (some of which his friend wasn't completely innocent in himself), he was still nervous. He knew of course that Rhodey would support him, but what if this was the one exception?
So after a few beers and a terrible action movie, Tony had enough courage to tell Rhodey about Peter and his relationship, watching his face closely for his friend's reaction. And he was surprised when Rhodey started laughing.
"Why are you laughing? I'm not joking! Or do you think it's so impossible and that's why you're laughing? I - "
"Don't be ridiculous, Tony", Rhodey cut in before Tony could keep on rambling. "Do you really think that I hadn't noticed that you're together until now?"
Tony's surprised face must have said it all.
"It's so obvious, I'm shocked that none of the others have noticed yet! Ever since you started spending more time with Peter, you look so happy when he's around. I don't have to drag you out of the workshop every morning because you have actual sleeping habits now. And let's be real, the way you stare at Peter's ass when he's in the suit, it looks like you're about to drool."
"But why didn't you say anything then? I was stressed out for the last week about how and when I should tell you, and you knew this whole time?"
"That's exactly why I didn't say anything", Rhodey said with a wink. "I thought that I'll give you time to decide when and how to tell me. I didn't want to push you when you were not ready. I couldn't have you freak out and leave Peter because of that, his Aunt would haunt me!"
That finally made Tony relax and smile. "Well, then I take it that you approve of me and Peter and don't have any objections?"
"He is amazing, Tony. Don't ever let him go", Rhodey said, smiling back.
"Thanks buddy, I'm not planning to. Now, what other bad movie should we watch?"
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@starkerfestivals Summer Bingo: James Rhodes
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chequerootlurks · 1 year
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I finally started uploading my queer-positive fanfics to AO3.
You can check them out here:
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muse-write · 2 years
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So I realized that I haven’t posted my Silmarillion fanfics here yet! So for anyone interested here are the ones I’m most proud of (at the moment):
Summary:
As they travel to Angband, Finrod reflects on the Doom he rides toward. Meanwhile, Beren learns of Finrod’s vision, and determines to, if not stop Doom from coming, then to make it more bearable for the both of them as they ride towards their deaths. (Or, Finrod is angsty, and Beren is a piece of sunshine who has a not-so-particularly-mortal-after-all desire to connect with the people who are riding to their deaths with him).
It’s finished, with 2 chapters and a word count of 20k!
Summary:
Elrond wanders the forests of Imladris soon before Arwen is to marry Aragorn. Maglor cannot let his foster son leave Middle-earth without one final meeting.
This was my first Tolkien-based fanfic, and I personally really like it (which I suppose is the best praise I can give it)!
Summary:
Bilbo Baggins is a friendly man, and he’s not overly surprised when he manages to befriend the mysterious Elf wandering around the Shire. There’s more to this Elf than he’s willing to admit, though, and Bilbo knows that only a trip to Rivendell can put things right.
This one was a fun idea that I got and decided to work on pretty randomly! Writing from Bilbo’s POV was a fun challenge, and I think it’s a pretty good piece of writing if I do say so myself!
I’m in the middle of a couple of other Silmarillion-based fanfics, and I do hope to make progress on them, but I’ll just have to wait and see (a couple of them are becoming more complicated than I expected them to be 😅)
As always feel free to let me know what you think of them if you choose to read, either here or over on Ao3! I love exchanging my thoughts about Tolkien’s characters and world!
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jennycalendar · 6 months
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another cool thing is when you devour a book over the course of a handful of hours and it fucks you up and you just have to lie on the couch feeling like your brain went swimming for too long & only just came up from under the water. art is so good
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buggachat · 5 months
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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humunanunga · 1 year
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Enough of the trope where memory loss undoes the damage or the corruption or whatever. More content where removing memories just removes the context.
The tragedy of needing to grieve and not knowing what or who you lost or why. The angst of having trauma and being denied the awareness that it's trauma. The suspense of being different somehow and left to wonder how and when. The tension of knowing that something is off and you can't find where it hurts. The Adventure Zone gets it. Kingdom Hearts gets it.
There is an aching inside you and you don't know how it got there.
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selenekallanwriter · 21 days
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Person: What's your book about?
Writers:
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I'm both somehow 🙃
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emeryleewho · 4 months
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There's a huge difference between redemption and humanization. I feel like a lot of "redemption arcs" aren't actually redemption at all, they're just attempts to humanize the villain so that they seem multi-faceted, but people read them as "redemption arcs" and think that that is meant to justify all the evil they've done before and negate whatever made them a villain in the first place. I think true "redemption arcs" are actually kind of rare because true redemption would take making the villain acknowledge their crimes, reevaluate their actions, actively choose to do better, and then proceed to make amends and become a better person, and that would this take more time than most stories are allowed to give their characters.
I've also seen people argue that a character has to be poised for redemption from the jump for it to work because once a character does something "too bad", they can't be redeemed. I completely disagree because redemption isn't justification or forgiveness, so no matter how horrible a character's actions, they could choose to become better, but because a lot of people (including writers) think redemption means "erasing the character's flaws and making it so they did nothing wrong ever", a lot of attempted "redemption arcs" just end up erasing a character's entire history or justifying every evil thing they've ever done. And yeah, in these cases, the only way to make a character go from a villain to a perfect cinnamon roll with no flaws *is* to have been planning it from the beginning and make sure they never do anything that can't be explained away later.
TLDR: real redemption arcs require a lot of self-awareness, patience, and growth, which are things that are rarely actually allocated to villains, and that's why real redemption arcs almost never get executed. The reason people think redemption arcs are overdone is because there are so many attempts to either humanize a villain that get misconstrued as redemption or attempts to blatantly erase who a character was in the name of "redemption", which is really just poor character development.
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vodkatales · 2 years
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For old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. Like, let’s do it for the love that used to be here. It is reason enough.
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dark-angel-of-muses · 6 months
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Ace Wedding Night
Look, maybe they should have had this conversation when Ravio moved in. Definitely should have had it by the time they started dating. Absolutely should have had it when Legend proposed.
But it's his wedding night and "should have" isn't helping.
The ceremony was stellar, all the Chain helping take on some work to lighten the load. He'll admit, he cried when Time agreed to be the one to "give him away" since he had no living relatives to do so. Ravio looked stunning in his black wedding gown, a cold shoulder mermaid dress. Impa ordained the whole deal, and Fable hugged and congratulated her brother at the reception.
Honestly, while he was nervous about it in the days leading up to the wedding, Legend had entirely forgotten about tonight. lost in the joy of getting married, and making merry at the reception.
But now it's at the forefront of his mind. Ravio kissed him, long and heated, then said they should both take a shower before they started the rest of the night. The implications weren't lost to Legend, especially when the merchant fixed him with a heated, half-lidded stare.
Legend was stuck in the bathroom, though. He long finished his shower, but didn't move to turn off the water. He was scared. Once he did that, there was no going back. Ravio already showered, dressing in a sheer silk black nightgown. He was probably expecting Legend to come out in his own nightclothes, then they'd kiss and get on the bed and. Ugh.
It was stupid. Legend liked Ravio. He liked the idea of doing something nice for the merchant. Kisses and cuddles were great, and he couldn't get enough of them. But the idea of going further seemed so gross. Even if he tried to imagine it with Ravio, he couldn't get over how little any part of it appealed. Sweat, and saliva, and skin on skin. His stomach lurched.
"Link?" There were two knocks on the bathroom door. "Everything all right in there?"
He should respond. Say he's ok, and burst out in a big romantic gesture to scoop Ravio up and please him. He was a Hero Of Courage, dammit! Something this normal shouldn't be paralyzing him with fear.
"I'm coming in."
Legend wanted to stop him, to reassure him that everything was alright, but fear rendered him mute, just the same as when he was a child staring at his own wanted poster on the castle walls.
Oh, he was crying.
The moment Ravio saw him, he raced to his side in alarm. "Link? Are you ok? Are you hurt? What's going on?" The merchant took Legend's face in his hands, scanning to figure out what was wrong.
Legend tried to respond, but there was a ball of anxiety in his throat. Gently, Legend pushed Ravio back so the merchant could see his hands.
'I'm sorry. It's my fault.' He repeated the apology in circles over his chest.
Ravio switched to sign as well, eyes wide. 'What is? What's wrong?'
'I don't know why I'm scared. I love you." He should explain, but the concept was looming, terrifying. If he named it, it felt like it would break what little hold he still had over his emotions.
Ravio lifted his hands, seeming as if he was trying to sign something but couldn't find the words. This, his mouth formed a little 'o', some realization dawning on him. Then, his hand moved, forming a hook near his cheek with his other index finger crossed over it as he brought it up to his ear.
Legend blinked, uncomprehending. Ravio tilted his head, then nodded in understanding.
'Sorry, that's a sign my friend made up. It's for A-S-E-X-U-A-L.' Ravio fingerspelled quickly. Had he practiced that word a lot?
'Asexual?' Legend repeated the sign Ravio made earlier. Oh, it made sense. Like crossing out 'sex'.
'So are you?' Ravio said, his face filled with a terrifying patience. 
Legend hesitated. At least Ravio had heard of the term before. That helped calm the ball of anxiety, albeit only enough for him to speak.
"I am. I'm sorry I didn't warn you earlier. I just- I really do love you. I kept meaning to tell you, but I was so scared you'd think there was something wrong with me, or want to break up," Legend's voice hitched. How cowardly was he? If this was information Ravio was going to break up with him over, he should have told him before they were married! He was scum.
"Hey, hey, it's ok. Bun, look at me?" Ravio used the pad of his thumb to brush away the renewed tears. "I'd suspected something like that, I just didn't want to assume."
"Wait, what?"
"You never initiated or showed any interest, and every time we made out, you'd always stop the moment things started to escalate. I'm not stupid, you know?"
"It's not because of you, I promise. It's like this with everyone, I swear you're beautiful and you look so pretty in that nightgown-" Legend stopped abruptly as Ravio placed a finger on his lips.
"It's ok, I know what asexual means. Hilda is the same way. She got so frustrated with suitors not understanding that she wasn't interested in going farther with anyone. They always thought they were this exception, or they'd convert her. I know it isn't about me." Ravio smiled softly, grabbing Legend's hands to hold them reassuringly.
"I'm sorry. I should have told you," Legend hiccuped.
"I know it's scary. A lot of people wouldn't react well." Ravio squeezed his hands gently.
"Do you want to split up?" It was a whisper, raw and vulnerable.
Ravio had the gall to laugh at him. "If I needed sex, our relationship wouldn't have lasted this long. It's ok, I can take care of myself. If all you want is cuddles and kisses, I've been prepared for that."
Legend squeezed Ravio's hands back. All that fear melted away in a single sentence. It was almost unfair. "I love you so much."
"I know." Ravio kissed him, and when Legend cried, they both knew they were happy tears this time.
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jaggedjawjosh · 1 month
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You asked for my trust, then marred it with betrayal, wondering why the faith was lost.
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chequerootlurks · 2 years
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A piece of traditional art drawn as a gift for @gavimp in 2016. I can’t remember if I ever posted it here.
It’s done in pencil, and several grey shades of ink.
Waylon and his son Ryan Smithers making their way through the Louisiana swamps in the Burns/Smithers fic “Revelations of Men”
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Ryan H. Smithers is (c) GavImp and used with permission
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muse-write · 1 year
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So since I can’t find my Inklings Challenge post anywhere on this blog by searching, I decided to go ahead and post it on Ao3 for archival purposes. Also I took some time to edit stuff that bothered me every time I looked at it, so I think it reads much better now.
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Idea for an animated kid's movie/comedy.
So there's this dinosaur park that's a thinly veiled Jurassic Park knock-off (call it Cretaceous Island), and it's a bit of a toy story situation, in that the dinosaurs can talk and communicate when the humans aren't looking, mostly at night.
The dinos don't really want to break out since they like their cushy zoo lives and five-star treatment from the staff, so they're willing to get oggled by a bunch of twelve year olds to keep the food coming.
Out main characters are a T-Rex, two raptor sisters, and a wise old triceratops. The raptors are bored with their lives and long for adventure, the triceratops is a wise-old mentor figure, and the T-Rex is lonely since the park won't engineer any other T-Rex's for safety reasons.
Through magical shenanigans they get sent back to the actual Cretaceous period.
Now these pampered genetically engineered dinos have to survive in the savage dinosaur era. To underscore the differences between them, the future dinos are animated as pretty standard cartoon dinosaurs, a la Land Before Time, while the dinosaurs from the past are animated to be as scientifically accurate as possible.
The dinos go through shenanigans, amke friends in the past, evade predators, and eventually make their way home through magic portal stuff, except for the T-Rex who elects to stay behind since he's fallen for a female T-Rex he met in the past. His friends are sad to leave him behind, but go to the present anyway.
Back in the present, the dinos think nothing has really changed, but they find that the exhibit in the visitor's center, previously a single roaring T-Rex skeleton, has been replaced with two T-Rex's, famous for being found fossilized together called "The Deadly Lovers", and its their friend and the mate he found in the past. It ends on the bittersweet note.
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leonardospoetry · 1 year
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Lil' poem today to remind us to have the courage to keep living with an open heart ❤️
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