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i can’t speak jerman Tumblr why do you thubnk I can

#help #tumblr stuff #german #tumblr #ahhhhh

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Idk what anyone says school sleep schedules are great

I can go to bed at 2:00 then usually wake up at seven, 5 hour of good sleep, that’s like only 1 off from the recommended amount

#sleep #2am #7am #no sleep #5 hours #school #high school

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The differences in my requirements for fanfics about my hurt boys is astronomical.

for Peter Parker Fanfiction I’m not satisfied till he has a loving family and good communication

for billy I’m chill if it ends with him being a homeless rat boy

#dc #billy batson #shazam #peter parker #spiderman #fanfiction #hurt/comfort #babies #baby boi #hurt/no comfort #hurt/angst

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Fanfics

Not billy batson but does anyone have good fics where tim drake keeps keeps his identity a secret from the bats

#tim drake #the batman #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #fanfiction #dc #comics

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Guess what I’m doing

“So yeah Teth. While I might’ve wanted to save people, I was eight,” Billy took a slow breath and faced the rage fuelled man, “I also wanted a choice.”

#billy batson #shazam #teth adam #black adam #fanfic

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Merch

Does anyone have good Billy Batson or Shazam merch cause I cant find any

#Billy Batson #Shazam #dc #merchandise #merch #dc merch

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Fanfiction Help

So awhile ago I read this fanfiction on Ao3 but forgot to book mark and now can’t remember the name. The plot was basically tim drake is actually some sort of gem (i believe with black coloring) from steven universe and used his powers to protect earth. If anyone knows the name please tell me

#tim drake #steven universe #fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #dc #red robin #crystal gems

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https://m.lndg.page/FJNQpx?sre=BYMg3jc7G41pR

Please vote for my dog

#please #havanese #nemo

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Flash: How are we supposed to figure out what route the first empress of China took to her wedding.

Green lantern: These villains get more and more confusing

Billy Vibrating with knowledge from Solomon: Actually it's a trick question as they were not called empresses but if that was just an oversight on the villains part than the answer is-

Justice league: uhhh

Batman: I knew that

#Shazam #flash #green lantern #batman #Billy Batson #solomon #justice league

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Bruce: There is an intruder in the mansion

*Walks down stairs*

Billy with threadbare clothes and tiger plushie holding a bowl of cereal in house that most certainly isn't his: Where's the milk

#Billy Batson #Shazam #batman #bruce wayne

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Kidnapped Billy: These ropes aren't even tied right you're so stupid

Kidnapper: *crying* You're so mean

Batman runs in

Billy: *sobbing* Please save me Batman, I'm so scared

#Billy Batson #kidnapper #batman #this little shit #big gremlin energy #gotta keep your identity safe somehow

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The real reason Billy didn’t go to a shelter is cause he always caused blackouts whenever he transformed and people were getting suspicious

#Billy Batson #homeless #Shazam #blackout #dc

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oogie woogie green jacuzzi

#lazarus pit #league of assassins #ra's al ghul #batman

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Shazam: Ooo guys look at that rock

Shazam: It's so shiny

Billy: I'm gonna eat it

#Billy Batson #Shazam #crow instincts #rock

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Batman: *sniff*sniff*

Shazam: What are you-

Batman: you smell like orphan

#Shazam #Billy Batson #batman #bruce wayne #orphan

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The Mediterranean Quintet and That One Jewish Dude 

#Shazam #Billy Batson #Solomon #Hercules #Atlas #Zeus #Achiles #Mercury

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Shazam confuses the league cause he’ll talk for hours about very nuanced and philisophicle subjects but can’t spell the word

#Billy Batson #Shazam #philosophical