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Absolutely terrible. This problem needs to be dick up the assed so we don’t have to deal with it any longer

#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #what #work email #just no #nipped

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Will wood fans beating people to death with a saxophone:

a will wood, tally hall, lemon demon, ghost, and cavetown fan have to fight to the death an arena. Who is winning?

#polls #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #lemon demon #ghost band #ghost #cavetown #tally hall #idk #mozzyspurts polls

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*Going into the dentist*

Gay dentist: heard you needed a filling 😏

#idk #memes #stupid shit #gay #lgbtq #gay memes #lgbtq memes #lgbtqplus #lgbt #lgbtqia #homosexual little man is making posts again #somebody stop him

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If you can't show up in person, make a phone call. If you can't call, write a letter. If you can't write a letter, an email.

In order to liberate our communities from this lovecraft country's Jim & Jane Crow violence, we have to upRoot white supremacist politics and practices from the root.

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American psycho

#funny #lol #haha #humor #dank memes #idk #american physco

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I have been absolutely itching to share this work in progress on here with you guys. This is part of my first series I’m doing to impress my soon to be art teacher called “The Hand That Feeds You.” (I used a photo reference for this and am frantically trying to find the original photographer so I can credit them, if anyone knows who they are could you message me?)

I’m looking to post the next two art pieces up here soon! :)

#art #oil painting #borzoi #dog painting #oil paint #support queer artists #work in progress #pet portrait #fancy painting #new to oil painting #new artist #idk #traditional art

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#024601 is really a color that slaps AND goes good with gold and maybe a light brown also I’m related to a murderous cowboy gang

Tell us which in the tags if you want!

#poll #polls #reposting bc i wanted a weeklong one #idk #memes #tumblr polls #poll meme #favorite #color #cowboy #gay cowboy #tumblr memes #idk lmao

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Hey there little friend. Have you tried this picture of my cat? 99.9 percent guarantees happiness

your old pal pukicho is not in the best spirits today. ur ol pal pukicho needs some cheering up

#cat #cute cats #memes #have a picture of my cat :3 #:3 #<3 #cat memes #hope you feel better soon #wholesome

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Yes I hate it. I hate Jk Rowling. BUT how funny would it be if they hired a nice kid to play Harry Potter and years later everyone learns he’s a teansmasc, because Harry really does have a lot of t boy swag and I think jk has ruined all of that almost.

With the announcement of the Harry Potter TV series, you will be made aware of the people in your social circle who are excited about it.

Now is a good time to stop knowing them.

#anti jk rowling #harry potter #transgender #transsexual

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I think I’m going to make a list of who the most obvious bad guy is, both fictional and real, because this is just too fucking funny

Billboard with a picture of Elon Musk: Defend billionaires. We’re Just like you.

Commie on the Rez: Spotted in the wild. I hate this mf place

Elle M. (they/them): If u saw Lex Luthor do this in a Superman comic u would be like ”pshh way too over the too not even a super villain would be this obvious”

#elon musk #anti capitalist #anti capitalism #capitalist system #eat the rich #capitalism #memes #EVIL EVIL BAD GUY #goofy goof

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historical people who would’ve had pronouns in bio (with little to no factual reasoning, just because i say so):

- oscar wilde (he/they)

- emily dickinson (she/her) she’d also have a boygenius lyric.

- charles dickens (he/him) not necessarily because he’s an ally but just so he can clarify

- karl marx (he/him)

- louisa may alcott (he/him)

will continue to add as i think of more.

(this post is a joke but there is extra joy in the fact that we have always existed)

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Welcome to the 1st Ultimate Hunger Games!

This Hunger Games tournament pits tributes (characters) from different districts (pieces of media) against each other to see who will come out alive!

How this is going to work is that you all will submit tributes and on April 22, 8pm EST, the Reaping will commence, and two tributes from each district will be randomly chosen to participate in the Hunger Games!

Please feel free to submit as many tributes as you want. Tributes that receive more submissions will have their name put in the Reaping bowl more times (to a max of 10).

The form to submit tributes will close at midnight EST, April 21st. Until then, may the odds be ever in your favor!

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if you like+ dont reblog this i will block you. if youre not going to reblog, just dont interact

wow thats a guy. reference used under the cut

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Please help settle a debate? Is Rosequartz a valid warrior cat name?

It's entirely dependent on context. For the main series clans, they don't seem to have enough knowledge of minerals to discern what is a quartz and what is any other type of crystal-- the Moonstone, for instance, is not likely made of actual moonstone, but quartz.

If you're working with a fan clan that has enough experience with varied crystals to discern between them, then gem-based suffixes are more likely.

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*picks you up and puts you in a little box so you can fly away once you feel better*

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#idk #memes #birds #wholesome

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