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Batboys Mental Health

Dick Grayson - The most mentally healthy of all the bats, but that isn’t to say he doesn’t have anything. Like most people. he has depressive times, which is completely normal. He may also experience bouts of anxiety at times, also completely normal. I believe he has ADHD. Has to move around, at least a little, or he starts to lose his cool. Can be impulsive or aggressive at times, usually on slow days when much isn’t happening. Gets excited easily, he has to be weary of it on missions before he gets too jumpy. Probably takes meds for it given that he has to pay attention at work, or he will miss something vital. He is pretty good at dealing with it now that he is older.

Jason Todd - Jason clearly has PTSD. On top of this, he has manic depression. Mood swings, irritability, sometimes apathetic, risk-taking behaviours, impulsivity, anger and sadness are all things Jason clearly suffers from, which are symptoms of Bipolar Depression. Jason has a wide array of mental health problems, most of which go unaddressed by himself, his family, and doctors. Meaning that Jason suffers alone in his life, only making things worse. I think his mental health problems are amplified when he’s alone. Not to mention the anger issues he has dealt with since he was a child.

Tim Drake - Anxiety and OCD. Not the type of OCD where he is organised, or afraid of germs (this type is valid not trying to discredit it) but more the obsessive part. In the way that he was obsessed with making Gotham a utopia and would do anything to reach that goal. I also think he has intrusive thoughts, made worse by the Joker and Ra’s al Ghul. They put ideas into his head, and inevitably, they become intrusive thoughts, making Tim think that those thoughts become true and that it is an unavoidable future for him when that isn’t the case at all. To distract himself, he absorbs himself in his work, never taking breaks, not even to sleep.

Damian Wayne - He is still pretty young, so it’s hard to tell but I think he has mild to moderate depression; irritability, disinterest in socialising, hard to find empathy for others, wanting to be left alone. Some of these things Damian has shown, but its hard to tell if it’s just his upbringing, or a result of having split parents (one of which is an assassin.)

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A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:

1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice

2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.

3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.

4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires

5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason

6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.

7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.

8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.

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Justice League: *at Wayne Manor for an informal dinner*

Dick: Who’s the newbie?

Billy: Hey guys! I’m Billy Batson.

Damian: Oh no!

Tim: It’s happening...

Jason: Is Damian finally being replaced?

Bruce and Billy: ?

Dick: Go away Billy. Theres no place for you in Bruce’s heart!

Damian: It’s already full with three perfect children and jason!

Jason: *glaring daggers at damian*

Bruce: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK I’M GOING TO ADOPT ANY CHILD THAT APPEARS IN FRONT OF ME?

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Dick: *Wakes up* I really feel like today is going to be a good day.

Dick: *spills his bowl of cereal on himself*

Dick: I'm going to go to bed now.

Bruce: Dick, you just woke up.

Dick: Well the world doesn't seem to care!

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Tim: Fight me.

Jason: *quietly from behind Tim so he can’t see him* Do not touch this sweet asshole if you ever want to see the light of day again.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Judge: How do you plead?

Jason: *looks at Tim*

Tim: *mouthing not guilty*

Jason: Hot milky.

Tim: *slams his head on the table* For fucks sake just lock him up.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Alfred: *setting up the table* There are five chairs and eight kids. What should I do?

Barbara: Have everyone stand.

Tim: Bring three more chairs.

Damian: The most important ones can sit down.

Jason: Kill three.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Jason: What lines should I use if I want to get a girls number?

Dick: *grinning* How about, “I may love Batman, but you’re the Robin to my heart”,

Damian: This is exactly why you can’t keep a girl, you imbecile.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Socialite: So what’s it like? Having a butler who bends to your every whim?

Bruce Wayne: Once, I asked Alfred for some water when he was mad at me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said, “wait”.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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do you ever think jason finds comfort in the fact damian seems not to get fazed by the joker at all? every robins life has been influenced by the joker in some way or the other, dick was so close to bruce he found out what their destructive relationship is like firsthand, jason obviously was murdered by him, tim was introduced to batman during his depression and apprehension because of/for the joker but damian? damian gets a crowbar, locks himself in the same room as the joker, and starts beating him to the point both jim gordon and dick grayson are scared. for the joker.

do you think jason is silently comforted by the thought that this kid, more or less his brother isnt scared of his childhoods number one terror? and he finds solace in that fact

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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This probably isn't a good thing...

I’ve finally done it y’all,

Which robin are you really, like legit.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Tim: You are without a doubt the worst vigilante I have ever heard of.

Jason: But you have heard of me

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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You can bet that Barbara never let up on teenaged Jason Todd.

“A cigarette? Ooooh edgy.”

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“Outta the way, everyone, baby James Dean coming through”

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“A leather jacket? In July? No no I get it, can’t let them think you’re not committed.”

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“Whoa! Sorry, I wasn’t sure if Grease Lightning was going to pop out from behind you”

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“It’s ok Jason, everyone knows that you’re the only real My Chemical Romance fan in the family.”

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Batman: *ominously* I work alone.

Batman: *muffled movement, yelling, growling and screams of pain emerging from the cape*

Jason: *from inside the cape* Jesus fucking Christ this kids an animal!

Dick: *inside the cape* DAMIAN! NO! WE DON’T BITE TIM!

Tim: *also inside the cape* HE DREW BLODD! I’VE GOT RABIES B! B! I HAVE RABIES!

Justice League: ...

Batman: I. Work. Alone.

Damian: *pops his head out the cape* Father! I demand you tell Drake to fight me like a man!

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Jason: Describe your life in less than ten words

Tim: Not going to last long

Jason: ...

Jason later on the phone to Bruce: Yeah, just keep Tim away from sharp objects and high buildings for a few days okay thanks.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Dick, Tim, Damian, and Duke: *casually sitting in the manor living room watching cartoons*

Jason: *slams door open* What’s up sluts? Guess who just got out of prison.

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dead-robin-club · 3 years

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Tim: *Cooking*

Jason: You're doing it wrong. Set the burner to high not medium.

Tim: Jason, shut up! Its fine.

Jason: Youre still doing it wrong.

Tim: Alfred tell him to stop correcting me!

Alfred: He'll stop correcting you when you stop making mistakes.

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