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Becky: *sneezes*

Loid, from behind the wall dressed as a janitor: bless you.

Becky: God?

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Damian: When I was 7, I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I just wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school."

Anya: THAT WAS YOU?

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Sugawara: We all have our demons.

Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.

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Mikoto: Kusuo is playing hard to get.

Mikoto: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid off.

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Chifuyu: The ocean is soup.

Takemicchi:

Takemicchi: Do elaborate.

Chifuyu: What's needed for something to be soup?

Takemicchi: umm, water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally, I prefer meat in mine.

Chifuyu: *tilts head*

Takemicchi: The ocean is a soup.

Chifuyu: The ocean is a soup.

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Armin: Eren, Mikasa and I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Eren: You know I'm not really a jewellery person.

Armin: You don't have to wear it-

Eren: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, fuck off.

Sasha: Jean, Connie and I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Jean: You know I'm not really a jewellery person.

Sasha: You don't have to wear it-

Jean: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, fuck off.

Noé: Vanitas, I made you this friendship bracelet.

Vanitas: You know I'm not really a jewellery person.

Noé: You don't have to wear it-

Vanitas: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, fuck off.

Mikey: Kenchin, I made you this friendship bracelet for you.

Draken: You know, I'm not really a jewellery person.

Mikey: You don't have to wear it-

Draken: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, fuck off.

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Steve: Why would you give Dustin a knife?!

Robin: He felt unsafe

Steve: Now I feel unsafe.

Robin: I'm sorry.

Robin: Would you like a knife?

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Prof. Henderson: What's a word between sad and mad?

Damian: Miserable, desolated, disgruntled.

Anya: Smad.

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Anya: I wanna go to a haunted house.

Loid: What's wrong with the one we live in?

Anya:

Loud, proud of himself: Goodnight

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Kurapika, to Killua: You've got to learn to love yourself.

Killua: Don't you hate yourself?

Kurapika: Yeah, but this about you. Focus.

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Nendou: Why did the chicken cross the street?

Aren: Why?

Nendou: To get to the idiot's house.

Nendou: Knock Knock

Aren: Who's there?

Nendou: The chicken.

Aren: ...

Aren: I won't punch you on one conditions.

Nendou: Yeah?

Aren: Tell that joke to Saiki.

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Random person, flirting with Satoru: Did you fall from heaven?

Satoru: No, I raised from hell.

Utahime, whispering: So not even Satan wanted you.

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Akihiko: Men kiss each other.

Akihiko: I saw it on google images.

Haruki: I thought it was a command.

Hiiragi, pointing at Uenoyama and Mafuyu: Men! Kiss eachother!

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Asahi: If Noya thinks he can bat his cute little eyelashes at me and get whatever he wants...

Asahi: *takes a deep breath*

Asahi: He's 100% absolutely right.

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Ishigami: You stay positive. You always believe everything's gonna work out.

Ishigami, desperate: How do you do it?

Chika: Well, I'll tell you my secret, Ishigami-kun!

Chika, smiling terrifyingly: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say; 'everything's gonna ok', but I'm lying.

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Akutagawa: If I didn't know better, I'd say you're impressed.

Dazai: But you know better

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When Peter Parker feels like something bad is gonna happen and gets overwhelmed and has to leave, it's "the spidey-sense", but when I do it, it's "anxiety" and "being a hermit".