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ihavehisdvds · 6 days
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Me to the universe: Why are you doing this?
Universe: Because things are a bummer man.
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ihavehisdvds · 17 days
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ihavehisdvds · 1 month
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If you put a “Welcome” mat in front of your door, does that count as an invitation to a vampire?
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ihavehisdvds · 1 month
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“I reject the dreamer
I want to sleep forever.
I want no more of Sunrise
It brings only the prelude to lies.
I reject the beams of Moonlight.
Let my soul be where it lies.”
- A response to Oscar Wilde
Original quote by Oscar Wilde: “A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”
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ihavehisdvds · 3 months
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-cackling-
Atlantis just brought in zombies. #thoughts with no context
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ihavehisdvds · 4 months
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ihavehisdvds · 4 months
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A note for me:
I don’t think we actually need to stop looking for what we want to find it. I think we have to learn how to recognize what we are looking for.
Current activity: picking magpies out of the other birds because I love them.
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ihavehisdvds · 5 months
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Now, I’m not a master and this is a holiday gift, but this bit here of a scarf, not even the length of my hand, took me two hours. So, look at this picture anytime you argue with an independent artist about the worth of their creation that came from their soul.
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ihavehisdvds · 5 months
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President Snow, as a teenager, uses his grandmother’s roof top garden to calm himself.
The tributes in The Hunger Games have a roof top balcony they can visit.
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ihavehisdvds · 5 months
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At first we both fit then
We wanted our own gardens to grow.
Over time they became different, too different
I tried to fit into his, plant his plants, love his loves
And let my own garden begin to rot.
And then my garden produce poison,
And his tried to take over and smoothing.
We were meant to grow apart.
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ihavehisdvds · 6 months
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“But you only work three days a week! How hard can it be?”
I just slept 20 hours (a brief break to go to the bathroom and eat a bit) after a three day stretch of insanely intense shifts.
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ihavehisdvds · 6 months
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Watching Nightmare Before Christmas in my Nightmare Before Christmas pjs listening to the adaption of Nightmare Before Christmas audiobook and making models of Halloweentown. It’s that serious.
(And each model comes with a collector’s card. 🎃 )
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ihavehisdvds · 7 months
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#The Purloined Personal Massager Saga: Part II
Had to go to Walmart to get groceries and wanted to get a cheap little vibrator. Of course, they are locked. No problem by me. I’m not ashamed. This old grizzly man comes over, unlocks the case, and, while we were walking back to his register for me to pay, we got into a seriously enthusiastic conversation about horse racing and breeding homing pigeons. The icing on the cake was that he had the vibrator in his hand the whole time. 10/10 best conversation I’ve ever had.
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ihavehisdvds · 7 months
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There’s that perfect fall day. The sun is shining golden and there’s a gentle cool breeze. The trees are glowing in their colors. And it just feels good to be alive.
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ihavehisdvds · 7 months
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ihavehisdvds · 8 months
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I have balanced the oils of musk, tea tree, musk, and another to create an eternal worship hearth and home, in the scene of home.
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ihavehisdvds · 8 months
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I had to share this thought because my dog doesn’t care and my cat is unimpressed:
1 gram = 1 milliliter
Grams and milliliters measure quantity as well as weight (solid and liquid respectively)
But, if you asked me, “how much alcohol is in this drink,” and I said, “90 grams,” (3 ounces or 90 milliliters), you would look at me funny.
Funny world.
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