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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Since the last time I posted this it got labelled as mature, I’ll say it again.
Heterosexual people can be queer.
Aro hets, ace hets, trans hets, polyamorous hets, atertiary hets are all queer as fuck. Y’all are great.
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This got labelled as mature???? Okay tumblr
Heterosexual people can be queer
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Heterosexual people can be queer
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barks at yll barks at yaall (appreciation barks)
barks back at y’all
(appreciative barks)
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Any two people who first meet and instantly dislike each other but are forced to work together so that they can save the world are going to end up gay for each other. No criticism accepted.
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the ultimate form of ableism
Using crutches is so funny to me because ideally you would be walking around on all fours but society isn’t built like that
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Using crutches is so funny to me because ideally you would be walking around on all fours but society isn’t built like that
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Me being fine after talking about traumatising stuff:
Therapist: oh cool! It seems talking things out works for you
Me being fine after rediscovering trauma:
Therapist: okay this is a bit weird
Me continuing to be fine during every therapy session since the beginning with no large shifts in mood:
Therapist: goddammit you're dissociating aren't you
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do you know... the muffin man?
the muffin man?
THE MUFFIN MAN
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Friend (as we walk into their house): oh you can keep your shoes on don't worry
Me (from an Asian family): haha no
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Post-fall Hannigram needs to be Will running up to Hannibal snapping this photo and then sending it to Jack for no reason but to tease him.
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Like just every year on the anniversary of their fall he gets a post card:
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The year Will sends this Jack retires:
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Do you ever have that longing when all you want is to go home and be hugged by the person who makes it all feel better but then your stomach drops because you realise that you can’t picture where you want to go or who you want to be hugged by??
No? Just me?
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No I didn't stick pins into my arm. I was bitten by a vampire (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
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Had three nightmares in a row last night because my brain hates me 😊
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CHAOS DID YOU GO THROUGH MY ENTIRE BLOG?? O HAVE 59 NOTIFICATIONS AND ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE YOU /AFFECTIONATE /SILLY
YES I DO THAT SOMETIMES I LOVE YOUR BLOG /GEN
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