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Remus as a quidditch commentator
Remus, screaming: What tf was that?! That was a f#cking foul
Remus, to a player from the other team: Don‘t look at me, you idiot, I don’t make the rules
Remus, grinning: Oh, wow, I start to like quidditch
Remus: Everyone look at Sirius Black. Every girl wants him
Remus: But he doesn’t like you back
Remus, smirking: I can tell by the d!ck he sucked yesterday
Minnie, furious: That’s it, Mr Lupin, give me the microphone
Remus: Alright, aright, you wanted me to do this...
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if this ain’t the most Wolfstar thing you’ve ever fuckin seen I can’t // the jacket says ‘troublemaker’ if you can’t see it clearly
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Sirius:I took those pants 50% off.
Remus:I’d rather 100% off.
Sirius:Wha-
Remus(bi panic):I- I mean- I didn’t mean- i-
Sirius:There is no such sale like that. That’s not how sales work.
Sirius:How can u be the smart one in our group tho?
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*James and Lily at shopping mall*
Lily, with a 1 inch long high hill:Urgh, guess this is too high for me.
Sirius runs towards them,with a 6 inch tall stilettos while Remus is totaly impressed and trying to get the way near him: Hi guys! Did you see my new shoes?
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Sirius:I have daddy issues.
James:You mean issues w Remus or Orion?
Sirius:Both.
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Remus:Do not let anyone ruin your day!
Sirius:*proud*
Remus:It is your day ruin it yourself you coward.
James:Should’ve heard this one coming...
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Walking in the Rain Sounds
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TUMBLR CAME OUT AS A BI!
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Sirius:*to Remus* Are you ok?
Remus:I shuffle the same playlist every single day do not ask me if i am ok.
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Sirius:I’m telling you Reg , Remus and I are not dating. He is my brother.
Regulus:*step brother
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*Grouping people for a slumber party*
Mary:Ok wait i got it. if you like girls go to left if you like boys go to right
James:*Groaning cuz Sirius is with Lily*
Peter:*wants everyone to be at the same group*
Dorlene:*chillin among their best bois*
Marlene:*arm wrapped on Dorcas’ sholder*
Lily:*Thanking god that she is not in the same group with James*
Again ,Lily:*cursing because she is in the same group with Sirius*
Sirius:*Enjoying being right while others are not*
Mary:*just vibing in right and happy cuz her idea worked*
Remus*power bi*:Guys we have a big problem
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* Sirius and Remus’ hands touching while they’re taking biscuit from the same bag*
Remus:Looks like i’m gonna eat another snack instead of biscuit.
Slughorn:Looks like you two are going to have detention for eating in class.
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Sirius:Holy shi-
Sirius:I HATE headache.
Remus:Want a massage? Maybe it’ll help.
Sirius:It won’t help.
Sirius:But i like being touched so yes plz.
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FORBIDDEN FRUIT
twelve years in hell for the sin of loving a killer
a little comic i made last month about remus reacting to betrayal in 1981 more under the cut!
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They make me so happy and extremely sad..
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Remus:Whenever im in trouble , I think “what would Jesus do?” Then i pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Lily:Wait that’s not a solution!
James:Literally dude r u fuckin serious?
Remus:Yes, also that.
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Remus:I’d like to cancel subscription to 2021, I’ve experienced the free 7-day trailer and i am not interested.
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