#⊰ ⋆ ˚｡ * ❛ IC POST ─── CRACK .

[shadowlit-shows]

@a-big-chicken-nerd What's uppppp

So I saw this and took it as a challenge

The groaning is done by me btw

#shadows rambles #artists on tumblr #crack post #funny #silly #ninjago #ice emperor #ninjago zane #zane ninjago #ninjago masters of spinjitzu

[amber-laughs]

there is just no universe where catelyn likes jon i’m sorry. she knows about R+L=J? ned made traitors of her and her children, put jon’s safety above their’s and is now an even bigger threat to their lives. she hates him. Rhaegar wins and he’s prince jon? he’s still the product of the event that the entire country had to go to war for and probably got her father killed in the process. at the very least she resents him. maybe even hates him. modern au? he’s just the cousin with the teen mom that gets high with her son in the basement and sneaks arya razor blades or whatever. she hates him!

#turns out i’ve already posted the bottom half of this post verbatim lol #their relationship is too fractured from even before his conception #i’m sorry y’all she’s never playing mommy to that boy #even tho he’s my son who deserves all the love and affection this world has to offer #that one girl who really doesn't play about jon and catelyn #jon snow #catelyn tully #valyrianscrolls #asoiaf crack #well kind sorta #catelyn stark #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf meta

[annaofaza]

Two thoughts:

1. These are the eyes of a man who's spent the entire night crying and is too exhausted to do more at this point.

2. Vash declares (blames?) Livio (technically Razlo?) for Wolfwood's death, and he still feeds and takes Livio with him.

Imagine their journey west. Imagine them shaking out bedrolls and Vash turns to say good night and realizes Wolfwood isn't the one beside him. He never will be again.

#trigun maximum #trigun bookclub #trigunbookclub #my post #vashwood #the subtle horror of walking alongside your friend's (unwilling) murderer #what the fuck can you do? vash forgives but i don't think he forgets #somewhere in his mind deep down long after #even when he and livio are friends and pop by to rebuild the orphanage and exchange letters #he thinks 'you killed wolfwood' #(technically ww killed himself by taking two vials but you can't be mad at a dead person for long) #(and this applies DOUBLE for vash) #also: to people who are like “how can you still eat?” 1) you gotta and 2) have you seriously never been on a depression binge? #if vash had ice cream he'd be cracking it open

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Smooth Operator

Yang: (driving a snow-specified version of Bumblebee 2.0 across a large, frozen lake just outside of Argus - dials Weiss on her scroll)

Weiss: (answers her scroll from a cozy, lakeside resort) Yang? Where are you? I'm surprised you didn't call Blake.

Yang: (through a headset in her helmet) Hey, Weiss! How far away can you make those dust statues with your glyphs?

Weiss: (Looks at Ruby trying to help Blake learn to ice skate a little ways away and sees a glint of yellow off in the distance closing in) .....Why?

Yang: Is there a chance you can make a bouquet of ice flowers in my hand? (Raises hand high)

Weiss: (Sees the raised hand) ......I could.

Yang: Awesome! Can you do it right now?

Weiss: Why?

Yang: Trust me!

Weiss: Never and Always (sighs and hangs up before using her glyph to send a blast of ice dust to Yang’s hand)

Yang: (watches as a bundle of ice flowers form in her hand) Nice shot, Weiss! (Twists the throttle one last time to give enough speed to get her to the shore, slides off Bumblebee, grabs on to the end of the seat, and skates her way to shore)

Ruby: (holding on to a shaking Blake) You're doing great, Blake! You'll get this done in time for Christmas on Patch! (Notices a ball of gold barreling in) Is that Yang?

Blake: (skitters her feet to regain her balance) Yang?

Yang: (coasts into the skating area, releases Bumblebee and the motorcycle gently nestles itself into a snowbank like a bike rack, and slowly slides to a halt in front of Blake before presenting the ice flowers) For you.

Blake: (blushes but rolls her eyes in good humor as she takes the flowers) No one likes a show off.

Weiss: Oh, my, GOD!!! You did NOT just use my semblance to flirt with your girlfriend!!!

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #ruby rose #rwby crack post #ice skating #bumblebee 2.0 #ladybuds #weiss is suffering #smooth operator #trust me #never and always

[dizzybizz]

😀 i love setting out to draw 1 character multiple times but ending up drawing multiple characters 1 time instead 😀 i love it so much 😀

#honestly the qi rong is still my fav.... first one i did.. its jsut so yummy to me ok #the he xuan too.. other two can go fuck off for all i care #i only care for the left side of this canvas #also i feel like i channeled my mbj design while trying to draw he xuan 😔 i cant help it--- like theyre both nonhumans with black n blue #color schemes in my head and.. yeah.. imean he xuan is water and mobei-jun is ice it makes sense in my mind #but also imagining that he xuan design absolutely tearing into food is cracking me up.. i just need to draw him enjoying a nice meal fr.. #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #the four calamities #qi rong #hua cheng #he xuan #bai wuxiang #my art #me @ everyone: you get long pointy ears 🥰🥰🥰. (gets to bwx) ... not you tho 🥰🥰🥰 #i should draw every tgcf i want to so bad #you will never guess who my favs are i am so not predictable i am so unpredictable you would never see it coming you would never guess im s #i feel like i havent done a lot of tgcf posting on here tho.... . i mean my initial hyperfixation on it was last year i believe?? #but i never really stopped thinking about adghasdhgahdjhafa

[utilitycaster]

In honor of that poll, which has apparently been answered by a bunch of loser rogue-fuckers, and was also written by someone who doesn't even have the update that gives you twelve poll options, please have a good ranking of sexiest D&D 5e classes, from me.

This only has the 13 officially published 5e classes so do not ask me about classes that are not that. Also, the existence of a handful of sexy or unsexy characters of that class does not a sexy or unsexy class overall make. I'm sure these two statements will not shut down all annoying people but by god I hope they shut down some.

Paladin. Self-explanatory: if you don't agree, you better explain yourself, unless you think they are outranked by...

Wizard. As Liam O'Brien said, what's sexier than wizards? And I said "paladins, but no one else." I'm also going to fuck up an Octavia Butler quote and say that her journal did not explicitly state that single-minded devotion is sexy but it is, and that's why wizards and paladins are, undisputably, the top two.

Warlock. Would be higher than wizards on the basis of sheer raw charisma but some warlock classes (archfey, hexblade) are extremely sexy and some are...pots in need of very unique lids, shall we say.

Bard. This is for competency and knowledge of mythology and musical instruments. If you're into some kind of memeriffic 20 CHA 7 INT Roll To Seduce bro shit, get the fuck out of here.

Ranger. Their combat abilities are not as great as they could be but this is also without a doubt the class that will invite you over and make a delicious foraged mushroom risotto and have lit candles they made themself. They are good with animals and can identify constellations. Entire package.

Barbarian and Fighter are tied. Do you prefer a flow state and passion or do you prefer dedication and persistence? Axe or sword? Raw power or precision? Equally valid; it's a matter of personal taste.

Cleric. One of the gods thinks they're special; it's hard not to be drawn in by that. Also, healing is the sexiest magical ability. Points off for the possibility of sanctimonious behavior.

Druid. This is just personal taste but I would find it weird if my partner was sometimes a giant scorpion, and I feel rangers are just the far sexier nature-loving option. People for whom druids are #1, I see you, I respect you, I disagree with you, but I do think you're valid.

Monk. Here's the problem. Yes flexible; everything else is kind of a solid "eh" for me. Honestly I think it's because D&D separates out dexterity and strength even though monks technically need both, and so the low-strength monk archetype really doesn't do it for me. It's not unsexy but it never wows me, and honestly in real life martial arts is usually more an aesthetic joy than a sexy one for me.

Sorcerer. Often physically attractive but I do not love a nepo baby, and absolutely the class least able to make you breakfast. Class most likely to attempt to make you breakfast and manage to fuck up scrambled eggs.

Artificer. Love the class but unfortunately I can only think of Belle's father in Beauty and the Beast (1991) when I think of what an artificer looks like. Wizards claimed the hot nerd spot; artificers never had a chance.

Rogue. Anyone can wear black leather. Anyone can twirl a butterfly knife and the ranger is going to be better at using it. You know what rogues are best at? Leaving through the window without waking you up. That's it. Bards have the same skills and then some and they're hotter by design. There are other classes with superior physical skills. Burst damage is already not actually that useful in 5e combat and even less so in the bedroom.

#people will be into rogues for the aesthetic and forget that studded leather armor is widely available #tentatively making rebloggable again but artificerfuckers you're on the THINNEST of ice and it's cracking. #maybe use your technological knowledge to make your own post? just a thought.

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

*Catelyn remembering the last thing she told Jon was that he should have been in coma instead of Bran*

Catelyn: I'm satisfied.

#asoiaf crack #jon snow #catelyn stark #house stark #valyrianscrolls #a post of ice and fire

[rwac96]

Ice queendom Weiss x Jaune crack ship

QUEEN KNIGHT

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#answer #answered #answer post #crack ship #shipping #rwby #rwby ice queendom #rwby shipping #weiss schnee #nightmare weiss #jaune arc #queen knight #queen knight (nightmare!weiss x jaune) #white knight #whiteknight #rwby whiteknight #rwby white knight

[alex-frostwalker]

Scrolling through Facebook and....

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! 😭

#Cracked Ice❄️ #“My Favorite Trio” The OP of that post #cursed #balan wonderworld #shrek #bww #jose gallard

[abyssembraced]

"I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE A FATHER."

"BUT MAYBE SOMEDAY I'LL WANT TO BE A MOTHER!!"

#.🦴 #🦴 papyrus ic #.crack #((couldn't decide whether to post this on mother's day or save it for father's day dgsgsgf. i'll probably reblog it on father's day too)) #((anyway. happy mother's day everyone!)) #((enby papyrus who uses various different gendered terms as he pleases So Real 👍)) #((((*Looks at that one neutral ending where he and sans move to the ruins with toriel*)))) #((((and also his ''no girls allowed! no boys allowed! papyrus allowed.'' sign on his door))))

[lncomprehenslble]

me and @midnight-scugs / @midnight-cards have been fucking around thinking about the gay little robots lately and. neither of us have really noticed a ship name for FP/SRS/UI yet (nor a real following for it so im also here to make you start thinking about it.) so im here to spread the propaganda:

ice cream sundae.

ill explain the indulgent ship dynamics in the only true way i know how, going back to my old special interest roots... FP <3 SRS, SRS <3< UI, UI <3</<3 FP

thanks for coming to my ted talk

#rain world #rw ice cream sundae #five pebbles #seven red suns #unparalleled innocence #rw shipping #rw five pebbles #rw seven red suns #rw unparalleled innocence #you can blame my boything for this they peer pressured me into making this post/lh #im making it happen spread the word/j #rain world downpour #this started as a crack ship and then it evolved into soemthing like eating a pint of ice cream in one sitting its just indulgent now

[mmriesoftvat]

"knave this, knave that. who even cares? i sure as hell don't."

#( SELF | KAMINARI. ) #( IC. ) #( DASH WATCH. ) #( CRACK POST. ) #kami be like: remember when the attention was on me? #kami: i used to be a god! #kami: what even happened?

[silverwingborn]

“Lemme get this straight…Adam, the First Man, is BIGGER THAN FUCKING SNORLAX?!”

#ic #crack post #(I AM SCREAMING XD) #(ADAM BEING ESTIMATED AT 8 FT TALL AND SNORLAX IS 6’11) #(silver still gonna fight PFFT) #shitposting: feather foolery #divinegnosis || hold me tight or don’t #discord commentary #discord shenanigans

[starscrxssed]

"..Should I tell her?"

#ic ; aether #| crack post #[this just happened on my EU account LOL]

[ancicntforged]

"Today's breaking news, brought to you by Little Gui! There are rumors going around that miss Robin does not wear any underwear, that she's going commando. Here's a picture a very vivid fan caught of her."

#;Guinaifen #random ic #crack #this is just a joke post not the concept post

[asongofstarkandtargaryen]

Jon, I understand you are sad Old Bear died but it's impolite to call your great - granduncle "Bro".

#asoiaf crack #jon snow #Maester aemon #night's watch #valyrianscrolls #a post of ice and fire