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oldshrewsburyian · 19 days
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@firesign23 replied to this post:
however prepared you think you are, it'll be worse. Brienne, bless her heart, is not much better. Truly a ship where they hit both 'they need to be together because nobody else understands them' and 'they need to be together so they aren't inflicted on anybody else' (complimentary)
So... if anyone else wants to terrify me in a non-spoilery fashion, feel free to drop by the ask box and gloat. Since I didn't actually live under a rock when Game of Thrones was airing, I know characters' names and vague outlines of some things that happen. I think. For example: the Red Wedding is definitely a thing that happens! What happens there? To the extent that I have an idea, that idea comes mostly from reading eleventh-century chronicles. I think.
Meanwhile, since my last report from the chronicles of Brienne of Tarth just trying to do her job (!) and live up to a code of knightly honor that the rest of this world is tragically uninterested in (!) and keep her hostage from dying on her, the full-time disaster that is her hostage has:
treated her like a human prosthesis (sexy, says the scholar who dabbles in disability studies)
exhibited trauma-induced separation anxiety (with approximately zero self-awareness)
fantasized... about... performing cunnilingus on her? (less than zero self-awareness)
gotten ransomed out from under her (her day keeps getting worse after this)
ridden 20 (?) miles in the dark (!) and vaulted into a bear pit in order to interpose himself bodily between her and fate (...)
said "I dreamed of you" when asked for any kind of remotely satisfactory explanation of the foregoing (sir, that is NOT an explanation)
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13eyond13 · 10 months
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Ever just stop and think about anime!Matt for a sec. Like what even was that lol. I don't think he is ever officially introduced as a character, nor his presence ever explained. His name is not even mentioned by anybody until he's already dead, and he doesn't even get to do any of the handful of things he did in the manga onscreen to help out. From what I remember he literally just sits by Mello silently playing a video game, drives a car dramatically for a few seconds, then promptly gets turned into swiss cheese and dies in a completely slapstick Looney Tunes way. Absolute icon of a guy tbh
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freshmilk-00 · 6 months
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I had the great opportunity to work on @triviasfolly 's cover for her fic "Baby You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" this fic has always been one of my pick me up once things go awry 🤤 makes it even better that it updates during my pay day HAHAHA
Link to fic below!!!
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liyazaki · 1 year
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sam x taking care of bae
GAP THE SERIES | EP. 4 [2022-2023]
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barbagallo-raceway · 29 days
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Apparently, Lando Norris is with Martin Garrix on a boat somewhere on the Amsterdam canals, celebrating Kingsday and like- Godspeed, buddy, you're about you to see things you've never seen before.
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gilliebee · 1 month
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these fucking losers had better win the 🏆 for jack I am so fucking serious this is your last chance 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
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plusultraetc · 1 month
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Just learned how to add a read more link on ao3 and it is so over for my end notes
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notitlemp3 · 7 months
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my review of the fontaine archon quest act v:
i thought the sumeru story was sad. I THOUGHT THE SUMERU STORY WAS SAD
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a-pirate · 11 months
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bluesucanuse · 6 months
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BLUES: SONGS OF THE DAY
TEH ARTIST IS: B.T.O.
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THE SONG IS: "YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET"
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rayan12sworld · 7 months
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Baby, You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
By:TriviasFolly
Summary:
For thirteen years, Wei Wuxian had been cautious. He hadn't done anything that could risk his new identify as Mo Xuanyu. He'd distanced himself from anything that had to do with the Clans he grew up with. Only for one coworker's sick kid to cause his past to come hurtling back at him.
His past, of course, is named Lan Wangji. And this time, he won't let Wei Wuxian go.
Chapter:19/?
Words:111,721
Status:ongoing
Tumbler :@triviasfolly
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Drunk lan jingyi....so cute 😭😭
“So confusing,” Lan Jingyi muttered. His eyes following Wei Wuxian in a way Lan Wangji wasn’t particularly fond of. “Confusing?” Lan Wangji prodded.  “He’s so,” Lan Jingyi flushed red. “Pretty.”  “Pretty,” Lan Wangji’s teeth began to itch.  “Like a mom.”  ~~~
Nice,” Lan Sizhui yawned from where he was nestled against Wei Wuxian’s side.  “Mn,” Lan Jingyi yawned against Lan Wangji’s chest. “Like a real family.”  Lan Wangji nearly jolted as the words pulled a pleased pur from Wei Wuxian’s chest. He smiled as he caught a hint of red in Wei Wuxian’s face before it was nuzzling into Lan Wangji’s neck. The boys were out before the halfway point of the movie, victims to the nest. Lan Wangji wasn’t sure either of them ever remembered being in one.  It was amazing how Wei Wuxian could fix things Lan Wangji didn’t even realize were broken. Lan Wangji kept his words soft as he murmured them into the crown of Wei Wuxian’s head.  I love you.
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It was Lan Xichen’s time to growl. “If you wish to challenge-” “Maybe I will,” Lan Wangji hissed through his teeth. It earned him the satisfaction of seeing Lan Xichen’s eyes widen in surprise. “Because I know I would have the backing, because of my mate. Something you’d know if you looked past his skirt. Instead, you’ve no doubt been arming your friends with the knowledge you find my mate a slut.”  “I would neve-”  “Do not lie to me,” Lan Wangji cut him off. The words were falling from his mouth in a torrent, years of remaining silent rushing from his lips. “It is not the first time you have confided in them, or did you think I do not know the rumors?”  “I don’t know wh-”  “The only person who I told I loved Wei Wuxian was you,” Lan Wangji barreled over him. “No one saw me leave with him, no one else knew I’d mated him. You were the only one I trusted.” The words made Lan Xichen flinch, as if Lan Wangji had slapped him in the face. “I put up with the rumors back then, but this time your words do not just affect me. They affect my mate and my son.”  “Sizhui-”  “Loves him,” Lan Wangji didn’t care what protest his brother would supply. “Sizhui reached out and connected with him on his own. Now, SIzhui is trying to fight the rumors that call the man he calls mama every omega insult under the sun.” He took a breath to level a glare at his brother. “My son, who I must remind you is an omega.” The first flash of shame went across Lan Xichen’s face. “Think about that the next time you disparage my mate and throw the word omega slut around.”  Without waiting for his brother’s reply. Lan Wangji marched out. ~~~good , lan xichen needed it, does he have to disappoint lan wangji like this 😒😒
Lan furen ,” Lan Wangji smeared the title across Wei Wuxian’s neck along with blood. The buttons of his shirt popped and skittered across the floor as Lan Zhan tore it open. The golden eyes burned as he peered up at Wei Wuxian. “ Furen .” “Furen,” Wei Wuxian repeated. He gasped as Lan Wangji decided licking wasn’t enough, his teeth sinking into the meat of his peck. “You like that?” He tried to tease, but he was too off-kilter for it to have his usual teasing oomph. The rumbling purr from Lan Wangji was more than enough answer. “Here I thought being your little wife was enough.” “Never enough,” The smallest furrow formed in Lan Wangji’s brow. “O-” The word was knocked from Wei Wuxian’s lips as his back hit the wall. “Oh?” “You are mine,” Lan Wangji’s eyes smoldered as a hand reached out to loop a finger through the ring at Wei Wuxian’s throat. “Until the whole world knows, I will never be happy.”
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“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji soothed him with a kiss. “He made you furen.” “I was there,” Wei Wuxian huffed. “If I fuck up one thing he’s going to have my head.” Ge, why does mama live away from everyone else? It just happens sometimes, A-Zhan. The important thing is we can still see her right? And bring her flowers! The memories hit Lan Wangji like a freight truck. Fear seeped in as cold as the snow he remembered seeping in through the knees of his pants. How could he forget the only Lan Furen he and his brother knew? He felt his jaw tighten. Was that his brother’s play? Make it seem like he was accepting Wei Wuxian only to write him up for something minor and have him exiled? “I’m glad we have an understanding,” Wei Wuxian sighed, having misread Lan Wangji’s internal monologue. “We’ll just table all of it.” “No,” Lan Wangji felt a fire light bright within. If Lan Xichen wanted to play this game, he’d picked the wrong opponent. Did he really think Lan Wangji would sit back and watch him give Wei Wuxian the same treatment their mother did? Maybe if it was the first time they bonded, Lan Wangji might have accepted it. He would have seen it as the atonement for saving Wei Wuxian. But now? Now he had the taste of a life with Wei Wuxian. He wasn’t going to settle for anything less. “We do all of it.” “Lan Zhan-” “He made you furen because it no longer benefits him to keep you out,” Lan Wangji explained. “You’ve become popular with the family, to the point where he’s worried I might bid to take his place. He sees this as appeasing me.”
"I’ll be here for you the whole way.” Lan Wangji murmured, pulling him close.
~~~ good 👍 👌 👏, I really like this Lan Wangji, it's good that he won't settle for nothing His decision cemented in his mind as their heartbeats matched. Wei Wuxian wouldn't loose this life, he wouldn't be exiled. Lan Wangji would make sure of it. Even if it meant disposing of his own brother.
~~~wow I have nothing to say😭😭 he is really amazing
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futuregws · 9 months
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Anti caryl (?) post so just a heads up I guess. 🤦🏼‍♀️
"Everyone that looks at Daryl and Carol sees them as a romantic thing, they just have that vibe to them, most people don't look at them and think friends, everyone always assumes there will be more between them or they end up wanting more"
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You were saying... 👀
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my-chaos-radio · 4 months
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Release: September 1, 1974
Lyrics:
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
She said, I′ve had it comin' to me
But I wanted it that way
I think that any love is good lovin′
So I took what I could get, mmh
Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes
And said,
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain′t seen n-n-nothin′ yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain′t seen n-n-nothin' yet
Nothin′ yet, you ain't been around
That′s what they told me
And now I'm feelin' better
′Cause I found out for sure
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure
He said that any love is good love
So I took what I could get
Yes, I took what I could get
And then she looked at me with them big brown eyes
And said,
You ain′t seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain′t seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here′s something, here's something your never gonna forget, baby
You know, you know, you know you just ain′t seen nothin' yet
You need educatin'
You got to got to school
Any love is good lovin′
So I took what I could get
Yes, I took what I could get
And then, and then, and then
She looked at me with them big brown eyes
Songwriter: Randy Bachman
And said,
You ain′t seen nothin' yet
Baby, you just ain′t seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here′s something, here's something
Here′s something that your never gonna forget, baby
Baby, baby, baby you ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
You ain′t been around
You ain′t seen nothin' yet
That′s what she told me
She said, I needed educatin', go to school
I know I ain′t seen nothin' yet
I know I ain′t seen nothin' yet
Got something for you right now
Feels good, alright, how do you do that?
But I ain't seen nothin′ yet
I deserve it one of these days
Woohoo, but I ain′t seen nothin' yet
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
I ain′t seen nothin' yet
I′ll wait, I'll wait, I′ll wait
If you want to show me what I ain't seen, where I ain't been
Lalalalalala
SongFacts:
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gone2soon-rip · 1 year
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Bachman-Turner Overdirve - You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet  Robbie Bachman (1953-2023)
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ask-sebastian · 11 months
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not sure if I'm too late for the musical Monday, but anyways 🩷
Absolutely not too late! Thanks for sharing 🖤
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birindale · 2 years
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Etymology: She-Ra
What’s good, it’s time for another foray into etymology, this time featuring the resident magical alter ego, She-Ra! As you may have seen from my Larry Ditillio/Lou Scheimer quotes, the actual etymology is pretty straightforward--She, plus Ra. So we’ll cover that first, then move into homophones and proposed alternative etymologies (largely by people who didn’t know about the actual one).
Section One: She
‘She’, of course, is a third person pronoun in English, here the feminine counterpart to the masculine ‘he’ of He-Man. I’m reasonably confident y’all are familiar with the idea of personal pronouns, given we’re on Tumblr, so we’re just gonna jump right in here.
From Middle English sche <ʃeː> (~’shay’), though it could be rendered scho and ȝho (both pronounced ~‘show’) before we killed the yogh. Luckily for us, in ȝho it’s just pronounced like ‘sh’. 
Don’t let the sch fool you, the c in sch was often silent in Middle English. How exactly we arrived at sche, though, is a matter of some debate. This paper summarizes most of the proposals, which has saved you all about eight paragraphs of me rambling about phonemes.
Regardless of its derivation, the vowel situation in ‘she’ is pretty weird--I’m assuming like half of you are familiar with the Great Vowel Shift, but for those that aren’t, the 15th to 18th centuries saw a.... well, great shift in vowels. It’s why so many of our words are spelled so fucked up; one day our long vowels just did an electric slide to the right & suddenly bite was pronounced like byte instead of beet. But one would expect the “e” in sche to unravel into an “o:”, not the “i:” sound we wound up with. It could be the influence of ‘he’, which would be convenient for us, looking at the word as a counterpart to the ‘He’ in He-Man, but historical phonology is a tricky beast. And it could just be an outlier--commonly used words have a tendency to mutate faster. 
I think that’s enough about vowels, though. Moving on!
Section Two: Ra
Ra. Good old Ra. God of the sun, the sky, order, kings. Ruler of all three realms, sky earth and underworld. Creator of all life (sometimes). Kind of a big deal.
Not to pat Larry Ditillio on the back too hard here but it was a great choice, phonetically and theologically. There’s even a precedence for using his name as half of a compound, as with Amun-Ra, the New Kingdom’s fusion with Amun. There’s his association with the falcon, shared in MOTU by the god Zoar (and the Sorceress), but he was also usually depicted with the head of a ram in the underworld. And I mean. Skeletor’s Havoc Staff is literally a ram skull, is all I’m saying. Like Ra is a pretty incredible option, here.
A little more Egyptology, because the coincidences don’t stop there. Ra had three daughters, and since this is appending Ra to “She” and they’re all--as the “eye of Ra”--sometimes considered feminine aspects of Ra, I think it’s relevant. And funny, because all three were depicted as cats at one point or another & Catra is right there.
Hathor was goddess of the sky, the sun, music, dance, joy, sexuality, beauty, love, motherhood, queenship, fate, foreign lands and goods, the afterlife, and more! This is a bonkers number of things to be god of, but I don’t think it was ever all at once. Most consistently, she was the embodiment of the Ancient Egyptian perception of femininity. As women’s role in society changed, so did Hathor’s role in the pantheon--for good or ill. 
Bastet & Sekhmet are a little more focused. Originally, they were both fearsome warriors, protectors of Egypt & specifically of the pharaoh, but over time Bastet became a gentler take on protection, often with a maternal slant as she became more associated with the house cat than the lion.
Sekhmet on the other hand was (and always would be) literally bloodthirsty. She could breathe fire, cause plagues, and almost destroyed the world once! But she was also a goddess of healing, called upon to ward off illness & injury, patron of healers and physicians alike. [holds up a picture of She-Ra] 🤌 It’s about the duality.
Alright, onto the etymology. ‘Ra’ is pretty straightforward, it’s just how we most commonly transliterate the rꜥ hieroglyphs (though he is often called Re) & Demotic script.
So there are three kinds of hieroglyph, right? Phonetic, like a letter in English, logographic, like a morpheme in written Chinese (which is typically logosyllabic but bear with me here), and determinative, to disambiguate meaning between homophones.
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D21, the mouth, provides the ‘r’ sound, as a phonetic hieroglyph. As a logogram it could mean ‘to turn the other way’, but we’re just after the sound here.
D36, the forearm (palm upwards), gives us the ‘ ꜥ ‘, which is... okay, hieroglyphics were an abjad, right? There were no written vowels, you just spoke them. But ꜥ, ayin, was a voiced pharyngeal fricative, which is basically a semivowel (like the Y in English ‘yes’ or the W in ‘west’), which is why its use here can be spelled either ‘Ra’ or ‘Re’, because it’s not representing a distinct vowel sound. One of its descendants, ע, is usually rendered as a glottal stop in Modern Hebrew (or omitted entirely), but another descendant is the English letter O, through the Phoenician ayin. We can’t pronounce the ancient Egyptian ayin based on its derivatives, but we can take historical cues from them.
A glottal stop (like the break in uh-oh) is abrupt, right? Ayin is more like... a glide. A pause. When people make an “I don’t know” sound, that’s the sort of sound. This video is as close as most native English speakers will be able to approximate.
But I digress. We’re only halfway through! Those were the phonetic hieroglyphs, but there are other words pronounced rꜥ, so there are some logograms to help us narrow it down. Unsurprisingly, first is N5, the sun, followed by a Z1, (the numeral one), which indicates that the previous glyph is an ideogram--it’s like a one-character version of “←literally”. Now, by themselves those four glyphs could still just mean ‘the sun’, so to specify that it’s the god being spoken of, in come our determinatives.
This could be either C1, C2, C2A, C2B, or C2C. All depict a god wearing a sun-disk on his head. The C2s are all falcon-headed, and C1, while human, has an uraeus (the little rearing cobra you see on pharaohs’ headdresses and crowns) to emphasize divine authority. Some spellings outside the Unicode standard mix and match accessories, or omit the phonetic hieroglyphs entirely to rely solely on the determinatives. Generally, if you see a god with the sun on its head, it’s either Ra himself or invoking/referencing him (which was done frequently in pharaohs’ names).
Okay. Switching gears.
So hieroglyphs are kind of a bitch to write out, right? You don’t want to take the time to draw a whole little guy when you’re just making a list of supplies or something. So they invented this shit called hieratics that was basically cursive hieroglyphics, which eventually became the Demotic script! Ra was written G7-Z5-N5, (still rꜥ), or pꜣrꜥ (conventionally pronounced pa-re), with the pꜣ functioning as a demonstrative determiner to indicate that yes, they mean the god.
Section Three: Homophones
Those of you who have tried to google ‘She-Ra bible’ may be familiar with Sheera of Chronicles 1 7:24. Chronicles is the last book (split into 2 for Christian bible) of the Tanakh, wrapping up the Ketuvim with a genealogy and history of Judah & Israel. To oversimplify: David, Solomon, Babylonian exile, Cyrus the Great swoops in and lets everyone back in & okays the building of the Second Temple around 539 BCE. Only non-Jewish messiah in the Tanakh, and relevant here because the Ancient Greeks thought his name meant ‘Sun’, from Persian خور, ‘xʷaɾ‘. It’s also been translated as hero, humiliator of enemies, youth/young, and one who bestows care. It is almost certainly unrelated to C’yra (of D’riluth III), but the possibility remains until Scott answers my fucking email.
Anyway, Sheera/h. שארה‎ (שֶׁאֱרָ֔ה, with niqqud). That ה (funnily enough, named he) is a suffix indicating a singular feminine noun, which has been applied to שאר‎, sh-’-r (or sh-a-r, depending on how you render the aleph. I used an A in my post on Adora with אדור but it feels weird as a infix, especially given what I did with the ayin in section 2). Let’s take a look at its definitions:
Sha’ar means to remain, to be a remnant, and its derived nouns she’ar and she’erit mean remains, residue, etc. In the Tanakh it refers almost exclusively to survivors, people or things left behind when everyone/thing else has died, often violently. Noah & his passengers on the Ark after the flood, Lot & his daughters after Sodom and Gomorrah--did y’all know the town they went to after was called Zoar? The aforementioned falcon god in He-Man? It’s a coincidence but what the fuck. Naomi and her sons in Ruth 1:3, then just Naomi in 1:5. Oh, and she renamed herself Mara like ten lines after that. Shit like this just kept happening, I had to stop looking at examples bc it was freaking me out.
She’er, meanwhile, means flesh, both in terms of flesh for consumption & one’s flesh and blood. It can also mean physical power (Psalm 78:20), but I for one assumed that shit was metaphorical. On the other hand, who am I to deny another fun little parallel with our Princess of Power? A lot of people prefer this for the underlying meaning of Sheerah’s name, since she’s explicitly someone’s daughter & it could just be like “(singular feminine) kin”. But I think that’s boring (even if the prospect of like, “Fleshella” or some shit is both objectively hilarious and kind of in line with MOTU names) and a little unremarkable to name three cities for. Did I forget to mention they built three cities named after Sheerah? #girlboss
Last of the שאר is she’or, meaning leaven (the noun, not the verb). In Modern Hebrew it’s more often spelled שאור, with a waw added in to disambiguate the pronunciation.
Onto some other homonyms, bc that was technically just one!
Shir, an anglicization of شیر, Classical & Iranian Persian for ‘lion’, one of the plurals for which is شیرها‎ (šir-hâ), which admittedly is more like “sheer-ha” but say it out loud before you judge me for its inclusion here, huh? The singular’s also part of شیرزن‎ (širzan, “heroine”). 
There’s Macedonian and Serbo-Croation шира/šira , "must" (fermented/ing juice, not necessity).
Cira, which is Sicilian for “wax”.
شيرة and شْيَرَة, Hijazi and Gulf Arabic (respectively) for syrup, from Persian شیره‎. There’s a lot of Persian origins here huh. Shame Purrsia isn’t canon, could’ve had a field day. 
Okay one more in Hebrew. Shira/h, שירה, is poetry, verse, singing. In Modern Hebrew shir is a song and shirah is a poem, but that distinction didn’t always exist. The other derivatives of the שׁ-י-ר stem are all related to this. You’ll note that the second letter is a yodh, not an aleph as in the above שארה‎, whose stem was שאר. There’s like a 99% chance that Larry Ditillio’s niece Shirah’s name is derived from this.
Section Four: Shit I’ve Seen People Claim it Means
Most understandably, I’ve seen people claiming they just stuck an S on the rejected name “Hera” and broke it in two to mirror He-Man. So just to cover our bases, Ἥρα (Hera) is of uncertain derivation. Potentially a feminine form of ἥρως (hḗrōs) or related to ὥρα (hṓra)--the former being the ancestor of our word hero, in epics specifically heroes of the Trojan War, but generally humans or demigods venerated at local shrines. The latter refers primarily to time--hours, years, seasons--and youth. The youth reading is supported by the Roman name for her, Juno, which is also of uncertain derivation, but one of those likens it to iuvenis, young (like the juve in rejuvenate).
Asherah the ‘mother goddess’. I admit I wasn’t expecting this one. Asherah (the spelling I’ll be sticking to for consistency’s sake) was, admittedly, kind of a big deal in the ancient Levant. In the interest of not going full theology essay while I’m trying to talk about names, suffice to say she was the consort of the king of the gods (El, Elkunirsa, Yahweh, ‘Amm, Baal, etc.) in quite a few religions, some of which have dropped the polytheism thing & Asherah along with it. (The others are dead).
It’s written אשרה in Hebrew, so roughly ‘sh-r-’ if I’m sticking to my aleph conventions. She was also called Athirat in Ugaritic, an extinct Semitic language ( 𐎀𐎘𐎗𐎚, ʾAṯirat), though before 1200 BCE she was almost always referred to with her full title, 𐎗𐎁𐎚 𐎀𐎘𐎗𐎚 𐎊𐎎, rbt ʾṯrt ym. This is another abjad so we gotta adlib our vowels, but most people go with rabītu, for ‘lady’. The ym could refer either to her son, Yam, or the sea which he was the embodiment of, but the middle bit is tricky. It’s her name (that Athirat), but some people think it’s derived from the Ugaritic ʾaṯr for ‘to stride’, so her full title could be translated as Lady Athirat of the Sea, Lady who walks on Yam/the Sea Dragon/Tyre (the city). However, a more recent translation derives it from the root y-w-m, ‘day’, which would make her Lady Asherah of the Day/s (or even just Lady Day).
Another epithet was qnyt ʾilm ( 𐎖𐎐𐎊𐎚 𐎛𐎍𐎎), variously ‘creatress of the gods’ (page 58), used in the Baal Cycles recovered from Ugarit. Since it’s a port city, her association with the sea was emphasized, and in this version she had 70 sons (though the Hittites claim 77 or 88).
She’s also called ʾElat, 'goddess' (from El, as in names like Michael or Gabriel), and Qodeš, 'holiness', from q-d-š, which makes some people equate her with the Egyptian goddess Qetesh, which is pretty flimsy but funny here because guess who she’s associated with? (It’s Ra. She’s also sometimes depicted as a lion/with Hathor’s wig. It’s a small ancient world after all)
Asherah & her iconography are mentioned 40 times in the Tanakh, but that’s cut way down in most English translations, where ʾăšērâ was almost entirely translated as ἄλσος/ἄλση (grove/s) in Greek, except for Isaiah 17:8; 27:9, where it's δένδρα (trees) and 2 Chronicles 15:16; 24:18, where it's Ἀστάρτη--Astarte, a goddess of war, sexuality, royal power, healing, and hunting more associated with Ishtar than Asherah. Possible consort of Baal so almost certainly not actually Asherah. She did turn up in Egypt in the 18th dynasty as a daughter of either Ra or Ptah (Bastet’s consort), though, which is fun for me.
Asherah's very associated with trees though, so it does make sense they’d translate it to groves/trees. Found under trees in 1 Kings 14:23; 2 Kings 17:10, carved from wood by people 1 Kings 14:15, 2 Kings 16:3–4--there in reference to poles made for her worship, also called “asherah”. The Mishnah defines an asherah first as any tree under which there’s an idol, then specifically as any tree which is itself worshipped.
It lists associated plants: grapes, pomegranates, and walnut shells (invalid to eat or drink if from an asherah), and that myrtles, willows, and etrogs (but not dates?) were invalidated for Sukkot if from an asherah. I think the implication is pretty much any plant with a use can’t be utilized if it was an asherah, but there’s no like, description of what an asherah is or isn’t (except not allowed, which like, fair).
Regardless, to relate it to She-Ra is like... like you can’t just say that, man. The Da Vinci Code of fandom over here, except I’m personally upset about the false etymology instead of the disrespect to my boy Leonardo (da Vinci isn’t a name), and it pisses off every Abrahamic religion and like half of all neopagans. Are you happy? Now this whole section is blasphemous and heretical.
Let’s end this on a sillier note, shall we? It’s time to talk about questionable MOTUC decisions again.
No one sincerely suggested these for our world, but MOTUC established “the sword of He” as the ‘real name’ of He-Man’s sword, and it was later clarified that ‘He’ is the Ancient Trollan word for ‘power’... which, as you can imagine, led to a lot of confusion. It was never established if ‘Man’ is also Trollan, so the apparent translation is Power-Man (leading one forum user to jokingly ask if that made She-Ra ‘Iron-Fist’, after the Marvel duo). Naturally, people have speculated about possible translations for She-Ra, but the guy responsible for the Sword of He stuff left the company in 2014, so it’s likely to remain speculation.
Primarily people suggest ‘She’ might mean ‘protection’ or even ‘honor’, but very few people try to account for ‘Ra’. Most likely because it doesn’t mirror an English pronoun, so there’s little point in drawing parallels. The one and only theory I’ve seen is that it’s a feminine version of ‘Ro’, from He-Ro (a historical figure in MOTU), but it’s logically fraught, imo. Although frankly so is the Sword of He to begin with, so maybe I should just relax for once.
What do you think? What does She-Ra mean to you?
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