#*spits drink*

[violetsdaisy]

#spits drink #he’s too much #Yugioh #yami yugi #Atem #Yugioh manga

[rodatirhaalo]

I think my favorite little parallel between Ascended vs Spawn Astarion has to be this little, probably even unintentional, detail in the epilogue:

Mr Vampire Ascendant, when confronted about freedom, asking the pc if they'd prefer sleeping in the dirt over "living" in his prescribed decadence.

Meanwhile, if left as a spawn Astarion is like

*Passes several chairs, rugs, a pile of pillows, and two log benches to plant his pretty little ass in the dirt*

"THIS DIRT'S THE BEST! I LOVE DIRT!!"

#get tav/durge drunk and let him have a little sippy and he's GONNA be makin' little gothic mud castles #Shadowheart come over here and enable this man! #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #spawn astarion #ascended astarion #Like it's so inconsequential but like it's so not? #i've heard it's a sneaky little EA reference #but still #dirt gremlin time #Dirt is freedom guys #Y'all ever sat in dirt just because? I recommend it #Also while I was getting that bottom pic Halsin was creeping ever closer to my durge like he was makin' a move #First sitting on the floor then on the far end of the log then the spot on the log next to my durge #almost spit out my drink when i saw it #Note: Mr Ascendant would refuse to sit down as well. He physically CANNOT relax #Fs in chat

[driaswrld]

higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

#📰 — archive #spit in my mo— #anyways #hiromi is a wine guy #nanami is more of a whiskey guy #he prob buys his wine at the same store everytime #very particular ab picking whichever one feels right in his hands #idk he might be autistic i think hes literally me #do not let him pour your wine though #he'll never let you stop drinking #this man is here for a GOOD time okay? #hes not stopping til the bottle is ran thru #will 100% call you wasteful and tease you if you can't keep up #loathes being called an alcoholic bcus god forbid he has attachment to a substance other than you #jjk higuruma #higuruma x reader #higuruma smut

[vcrnons]

the many faces of hansol vernon chwe, part 2 / ∞

bonus, feat.dino:

#vernon #vernon gifs #choi hansol #vernon chwe #seventeen #svt gifs #seventeen gifs #svt #going seventeen #gose #hvcfaces #*mine #1k #my gif #'sometimes i hyperfixate making gifs' j said in her about me. and you guys thought i WAS JOKING. ive been at this for hours #send help #why did bro come dressed for the barbenheimer double feature????? he's everything to me #BARE FACED VERNON IS SOMETHING THAT CAN BE SO DAMN PERSONAL #icb he dribbled the water* AGAIN #if he is nothing else. he is committed to the bit but i did almost spit out my own drink at the time of watching this so DOES HE MIND #*water because it looks too thick to actually be water but i don't even think i want to know what it was #anyway i fucking love him. that's all. i'm in love with him. good night <3

[onesidedradiostatic]

btw one funny thing about my weird watch order for hazbin is my impression of alastor. so I've mentioned in posts before that the first hazbin episode I watched was episode 4 out of curiosity due to twitter discourse. I had NOT watched the pilot at this point. only thing I'd seen of alastor prior was a twitter moot posting alastor's last verse in stayed gone and only that. so imagine my surprise when I found out that this guy, with the ominous last verse in stayed gone complete with a demon transformation, and the clearly sinister cameo in husk's flashback in episode 4, WAS ONE OF THE PROTAGONISTS?????????????

#osrs.txt #like I had to metaphorically spit out my drink #I was so convinced he was just one of the villains #like. antagonist villains #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel

[chokkokat-art]

✨💞Elation💞✨

I’m still not over this episode. 😫❤️

#seriously these two are driving me crazy #if I had been drinking something I would’ve done a spit take #how could they do this to us #and then the way they just moved on like it didn’t happen??? #wow #wow wow wow #they’re too adorable #these two will probably kill me #marichat #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #mlbs5 #miraculous ladybug season 5 #mlbs5 elation #miraculous elation #elation #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #mlb love square #my art #ml spoilers

[dear-ao3]

#not a tag #from saph #dan howell #dan and phil games #katya and i both spit out our drinks when he said this

[glassguillotine]

mall rat

#bg3 #bg3 art #my art #shadowheart #shes bringing food to astarion who is covering her shift at hot topic #(she spit in the drink)

[plutoslvr]

thinking about how Kevin Day is canonly hot. like I wish we got more moments of it like I wanted people tripping over their feets seeing him I wanted other exy players to be like "damn Kevin Day is SO fine" during their post-match interview. NEIL LITERALLY SAID HIS SMILE WAS DISORIENTING GUYS (because he found it weird to YOU i know neil personally)

do you guys the foxes would use it as a way to jokingly insult him. Do you think he's oblivious??? like I know he has the fake press persona but what if it genuinely hasn't occurred to this guy that he's attractive cuz he's too focused on exy. CAN U JUST IMAGINE

Any of the foxes to Kevin: listen here pretty boy-

Kevin, genuinely stunned: you think I'm pretty??

#THE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL WITH CANONLY ATTRACTIVE KEVIN #random person seeing kevin: *falls flat on their face* #others spit out their drink #everyone's staring at him but the only thing on his mind is exy and the foxes #kevin day #aftg kevin #aftg #neil josten #aftg matt #aftg neil #aftg shitpost #the foxes aftg #andreil #kandreil

[crownedinmarigolds]

Alright it’s technically already day seven and I had such an idea that I had to go ahead and spit it out. Day seven of Fangfest - Obfuscate! Ralph’s a silly guy. It’s just a prank bro. 

#obfuscate #vtm #vtm oc #ralph! #nosferatu #clan nosferatu #technically ralph is thinblood but he drinks from a special source lets say so he gets the power #vtm fangfest #vtmfangfest23 #world of darkness #vampire the masquerade #my true love.... #Sorry for the uncanny valley coloring on the hand I was just spitting it out quick and made a mess

[daily-nicotine]

miss bartender you forgot tongue

#i miss them so :) #nozoeli kissing in front of nic sloppy style during work hours #SHE IS BUSY WORKING #SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE FILTH #mak: hehe id like what shes having (aka the drink) #also mak: miss bartender where is the tongue? where is your spit? i wanted to feel teeth #im stagnating id like to fling myself to the ground and never come back up #drawing on phone so hard so so hard #why not draw on your lappy u ask well setting up the lappy is a hassle and sitting that long hurts me so bad #anyway enough yapping!!!! #ncmk is still strong in me #mein #daily nicotine #nicomaki #nozoeli #love live

[candyfloss-esophagus]

Guys guys I was just struck by a brutal noirpunk au concept.

So the reason Noir doesn't take his mask off? It has a protective function on it, which stops him from turning everything he touches greyscale (side effect of the spider god thing). It's why he doesn’t take it off outside his dimension. Hobie is the same in the other direction, he turns everything into neon newspaper clippings (side effect of that toxic waste spider what bit him). Except Hobie is better at tamping it down, which is why he only makes the objects he interacts with directly do that and doesn't need anything to help him do it. So Hobie and Noir are dating, they're kicking ass, they're sickeningly in love except... Except Hobie has never seen Noir's whole face. The few times he's asked he's been deflected which yk he respects. Until one day, Noir's mask comes off entirely, either by accident or through brute force and it starts happening, everything is being turned black and white and oh man he's a monster just look at what he's doing curse this fucking eldritch spider being and— and then Hobie’s there brighter and more colourful than ever and they're kissing and the bright lights that Hobie is made up of are sparking up against the black and white ink spillage and Hobie is... not being affected by it? Noir relaxes although he is very confused and he gradually comes to the conclusion that he and Hobie neutralise their respective powers. Boom. Happy endings all round.

#the angst potential #going insane #to the people who are gonna be yelling about how this is canon non-compliant: shut up miguel I'll spit in your drink #noirpunk #punknoir #hobie brown #peter benjamin parker #esophagus speaks

[angstics]

love and joy and happiness and silliness and fun with friends on planet earth (x)

#mcr #mcredit #gerard way #ray toro #mcrnashville #* #the way ray cant grin so he smiles WIDE and lifts his head as to not spit his drink then claps with the audience. #GERARD'S LITTLE LAUGH TOO. WHAT A WORLD

[eldstunga]

Lineup Pt. 5 So'lek the small business owner

#star wars #twi'lek #edge of the empire #swtor #twilek #So'lek #Ce'saan #oc #character lineup #character portrait #female #my art #so'lek is a soft'lek #with a hard cold heart #she'll spit in your drink

[sophiethewitch1]

How would Jason react to the reader calling him, her soulmate? And slightly different, how would he react to her while DRUNK(the reader), saying like "Dude, you're like my soulmate".

I have to say, reader of WWW would absolutely never say that sober, for so many reasons. But if you did do it, probably drunk off your ass, Jason would fall even more for you. Fall harder than he thought was possible. Dizzy with happiness, about to fall over from the shock of it. If you're saying it, then it has to be true, right? You would however be giving him basically a go-ahead for all his less savoury tendencies. He's kissing you and drawing you closer and he's probably also planning to kill your exes. I mean, he's your dog though. Tell him to stop and he will, but he'll probably be grumpy about it.

#sophie speaks #series:www #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #thinking about Him #i want to write this in the fic now #you and jason on a rooftop somewhere drinking cheap beer #and you say that and he spits out his drink and then goes #'yeah we probably are' #and kisses you on the top of the head #fuck it im gonna go do that right now

[depression-napping]

If only Cloud knew what he was saying and to whom

Just you try it, baby boy

(Edited for bigger pictures)

#vincent valentine #ffvii rebirth #cloud strife #this literally made me spit out my drink #cloud unintentionally being funny #i could not keep a straight face #Does he not just remember they already tried that and failed miserably? #btw just in case i have nothing against cloud. cloud is baby. #i have maternal instincts for him #he’s just a dude #for those who may be confused Vincent is technically already dead