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fullcravings · 4 months
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3-Minute Molten Double Chocolate Mug Cake
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serethereal · 1 year
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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
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astrallar · 7 months
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This man holds my heart just like he holds these ducks
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moss-balll · 9 months
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they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.
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crimeronan · 6 months
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god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
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temporal-nebula · 20 days
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tiredpinkpanda · 2 months
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DogDay deserved better, change my mind.
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stargirl230 · 3 months
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thanks for the light
I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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when its 4am and the whole squad is zooted out their gourds trying to read the overhead menu in mcdonalds
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sopuu · 5 months
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canary’s ascent to death
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Take a 3 Minute Break to Fly Through Space.   
As you close your eyes and take a deep breath, the familiar sounds of your surroundings fade away. The gentle hum of the spacecraft's engines fills the air as you float weightlessly, surrounded by the vast expanse of outer space.
Stars twinkle in every direction, like distant diamonds scattered across a velvet canvas. The Milky Way stretches out before you, a river of light cutting through the darkness. You can't help but feel a sense of awe and insignificance in the face of such immense beauty.
The sun is just a distant point of light now, its warmth and radiance muted by the sheer distance between you and it. You can see planets, each a unique world with its own mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Jupiter's massive form dominates the scene, its swirling bands of clouds like abstract art.
In the distance, a comet streaks by, its tail a brilliant trail of ice and dust illuminated by the distant sun. It's a reminder of the dynamic and ever-changing nature of the cosmos.
As you continue to drift, you notice a shimmering nebula, a cosmic cloud of gas and dust where new stars are born. The colors are breathtaking—vibrant pinks, blues, and purples that seem almost surreal against the black backdrop of space.
Your thoughts begin to wander, contemplating the mysteries of the universe. Questions about the nature of time, the origins of life, and the possibilities of other civilizations out there fill your mind. It's a moment of reflection, a brief respite from the hustle and bustle of daily life.
But as your three-minute break draws to a close, a voice crackles over the intercom, gently reminding you that it's time to return to your tasks. With a last, lingering look at the wonders of outer space, you take a deep breath and open your eyes.
The spacecraft's interior comes back into focus—the soft glow of instrument panels, the slight vibrations of the engines, and the reassuring presence of your fellow crew members. As you settle back into your seat, the memory of those fleeting moments in space lingers, a reminder of the beauty and vastness that lies beyond our world.
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calamity-bean · 1 year
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Any recipe that involves a bunch of vegetable chopping yet promises a mere "10 minutes" of prep...... who the fuck do you think I am, man. You think I'm a chef? You think I'm a professional chef with lightning knife skills and impeccable mise en place? These veggies and I are in it for the long haul, my man, we're gonna be spending at LEAST half an hour struggling along together before they're ready to go in the pan
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footlongdingledong · 9 months
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slipperyskell · 2 months
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The rest of the party: oh man how are we gonna deal with all these goblins??? There’s so many, there’s no possible way we can deal with them eff-
Astarion, already making the most hilarious and on brand decision for the party known to man-kind:
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ash-and-starlight · 1 year
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hades atla bisexual simulator
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araneapeixes · 6 months
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the girls are......fighting..?
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