now all i can think about is matt asking jean if he and kevin have bumped baguettes yet and the chaos that follows
anon, the gift that keeps on giving...Matt's completely inappropriate use of french pastries:
*Jeremy, Jean, and Kevin return from hospital*
MATT: Hey, you guys are back! Great! We have a question for you.
AARON: *sliding hand over face* oh no.
DAN: *pointing finger at Matt* Matthew Donovan Boyd, don't you dare-
MATT: so, I mean, clear this up for us if you can, boys. What exactly are you doing with Kev?
JEREMY: *visibly confused* You mean...other than taking him home from the hospital?
MATT: And?
JEAN: And what?
MATT: Come on, Moreau, don't play dumb. Tell us - are you and Knox bumping baguettes together with him?
JEAN: *deadeyeing matt now* What.
AARON: Jesus fucking Christ, Boyd.
ALLISON: Shush, don't stop them - I'm recording.
MATT: Dude, I'm just saying - are you putting the tang in his tart? The cream in his eclair? The flake in his croissant? The meringue in his macaron? The pain in his au chocolat? The tutti in his frutti?
KEVIN: *brow furrowed as he turns to Jean* Are you suddenly opening a French bakery that I'm unaware of?
JEAN: *handing his coat to Jeremy and rolling up his sleeves* Boyd, in the name of Kevin's honor and justice for all of France, prepare to have your ass kicked.
Part 2 to this ask
68 notes
·
View notes
A fallen star
"a star's born"[Chapter 1]
cold... that was what her body felt at the moment
loneliness... that was what her heart felt at the moment
she didn't know what she was, she just knew that she felt a feeling of anguish, abandonment... she slowly touches her own face, it was strange...? her face was like a small sun, it was warm to the touch, but her hand seemed to pass over her face. She looks around, there was nothing around, just endless and vast darkness, the only light was her own head. When she looked down she saw a being... very peculiar, she waves and the being seemed to imitate her. She bends down and tries to touch the being's hand, when she touches it she realizes that that being was herself, and was just her reflection.
She gets up and tries to walk and ends up staggering a little. little by little she walks through the vast darkness like a small light in the middle of the dark void. Her heart beat with loneliness and fear, but she stood firm and continued her journey...
After walking for a while, she sees a light in the distance, desperate to find someone she starts running. When she gets close to the light she finds... a being identical to her, it's light is the same as hers...
1 note
·
View note
in another universe, cal kestis and caleb dume/kanan jarrus would’ve been best friends. and everyday i mourn what star wars took from us
YES!!! and one of those universes is my rebel survivor au which you've given me a wonderful excuse to draw more of:
(commission info // kofi support!)
4K notes
·
View notes
wait so do the foxes actually think kerejean is a thing?
or do they still think its just sex, cause kev never actually explained it
LMAO anon - this is a fabulous question! And I feel like, in true Fox fashion, Kevin hasn't answered it.
AKA the Foxes, while Kevin was at the hospital checking up on his dad the next morning, were definitely taking bets on what the hell just happened.
Boyd: *stuffing his mouth full of bagel* Dude, no way. They're banging. You see that possessive move by Moreau? Man was practically announcing to the room how they're bumping baguettes now.
Aaron: bumping baguettes? what the actual fuck, boyd?
Dan: *banging spoon on table* I will not allow stereotyping at this breakfast table! Observation allowed, withdraw the metaphor.
Matt: Withdrawn. Sorry, your honor.
Dan: Don't let it happen again.
Nicky: *on Kevin's laptop which the Foxes definitely found and powered up without asking* Okay, nope. Not enough. Those Trojans are the literal definition of touchy-feely, and they definitely turned Jean once he got there. So I need some facts - does Kev have a hickey? Are they wearing each other's clothes? Did you find a used condom in the bathroom trash can?
Aaron: I am NOT fucking digging through their trash, Nicky! Are you kidding me?
Nicky: *shrugging* You want proof? I'm just offering the method.
Allison: Nope, I'm calling it right here, right now. It's the whole enchilada. The big L, sex - the works.
Dan: Evidence?
Allison: Are you kidding me? Have any of you even been watching them? Neil, tell them.
Neil: *without looking up from his bowl of cereal* no.
Allison: See? That's proof right there. Neil would be denying it if it wasn't.
(Neil scowls at her.)
Aaron: okay, not that I'm buying into this whole "they're dating" thing, but they did sleep in the same bedroom last night.
Andrew: So did you, me, and Nicky for two plus years in college. Are you saying we all slept with him?
Allison: I don't know. Did you?
(Now Andrew glares at her.)
Aaron: *rolls eyes* That was different, Andrew.
Nicky: Well, I know I sure as hell didn't because lord knows I tried. That boy is the king of snacks and he let me starve. For years.
Dan: All right, so it sounds like we've got three categories: it's nothing, they're fucking, or they're an item now. Show of hands? Just raise the number of which choice you believe it is and I'll mark 'em down.
Katelyn: you guys are the weirdest bunch to eat breakfast with.
61 notes
·
View notes