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mishacakes · 6 months

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how do you connect to your character? like how do get to know them so well? how do you pick out their likes, dislikes, habits and those itty bitty bits about them? I've been struggling to do that for sooo many of my ocs, and i'm also at a lost of how to design them. like i once had a clear idea of what kind of character they are, but i wanted to change them a bit, make them a little better, and i feel like I've lost that character and that character i'm working on doesn't exists, no matter how much i loved them and enjoyed writing an drawing them. this has happened with every single character i made and it just makes me think that i may not be cut out for drawing or writing characters. i look up to you so i thought of asking you for help

sry for the long rant idk wat im doing

HELLO HELLO THANK YOU FOR ASKING!! So basically I took this question and turned it into a 1.6k word essay on writing characters and how I like to do it, so, uh, hope you enjoy!! and hope it helps!

OK!! character writing. How do you do it? or, well, how do I do it. I’ve got a few methods that help me out the most and are the most fun for me to think about. Here’s my big secret, if it’s not fun I don’t do it. I’m not here to do homework I’m waaayyyy out of school. I’m a legal adult. I pay my taxes. I’m not gonna do something that doesn’t give my brain the good fun juice. Anyways. My methods are: symbols, archetypes, and character inspiration. I use all these to figure out the CORE of a character, their very beating heart, and most importantly, what haunts them. Everything about a character, in my opinion, comes from this core and their ghost. Their habits, their fears, their joys, their coping mechanisms. So long as you have a clear grasp on their heart, you won’t go astray. Let’s dive into it! The characters I’m going to be using to describe how I use these methods are Alice and others characters from my webcomic—namely Edith, Hatter, and Rougina—and Tomiko (you know her you love her, catgirl supreme).

Symbols! I love using symbols, they’re something that can describe a character through metaphor, even without going into detail about their whole backstory and habits. Tomiko’s symbols are lanterns (specifically light), cats, ghosts/yokai, shapeshifting, and gold. They all work to further her character as a rough around the edges monster cat with a heart of gold, who uses shapeshifting as a method (both literally and metaphorically) to mold herself into what others need her to be. Alice’s symbols are hearts, eyes, and flesh in general. Try picking one general symbol (the ocean, the forest, the city), and see how specific you can get from there. Or pick a god or goddess that resonates with your character and see what symbols are used for them. Rougina (the antagonist in my webcomic) is a war goddess fallen from grace, and is symbolized with land and volcanoes, so I’ve used volcanic plants to evoke her. Personally I also love going through the tarot for symbols, assigning a tarot card to characters (of the major arcana) is a fun exercise. Which leads us nicely into our next method:

Archetypes! The tarot deck’s Major Arcana is pretty much only archetypes. The Empress as the Mother. The Magician as the Wise Mentor. The Tower as The Worst Thing That Could Possibly Happen Oh Jesus Shit. These can help a lot with who your character is. I’m extremely storytelling oriented, so it helps me knowing What Role a character serves in the story they inhabit. Another thing I love in archetypes in the Zodiac. Yes, I am an astrology bitch. The whole reason I love talking about my methods is my Sag rising, I love giving my wisdoms. But astrology can be used for writing, and not just for excusing and not reflecting on shit behavior (can’t help being a gemini!). The zodiac is FILLED WITH ARCHETYPES!!! From elements to how they function! The four elements (you A:TLA bitches know this), and three modalities. If you’re interested please watch Eugene’s Rank King video, it’s very informative on the signs. Also many symbols! For example, Alice is a Taurus—May 4, Alice Liddell’s birthday—so she’s pretty stubborn while also loving creature comforts. Tomiko’s birthday is August 23, making her a Virgo, so she likes being precise in her work. More archetypes you can look for are DnD classes! I love using that to design costumes. One of Edith’s recent costumes is very wizard inspired, since that’s the class I see her having as she’s very studious and driven. Heck, all of Alice and the Nightmare is derived from the character archetypes of the Alice in Wonderland characters! Rougina is specifically the Red Queen, NOT the Queen of Hearts!! The confusion started with the 1951 Disney animated movie when the two characters were merged!! Lewis Carroll himself said the two were different! The Queen of Hearts is an “embodiment of ungovernable passion” and the Red Queen is “the concentrated essence of all governesses”!! GOD!!! Tim Burton meet me in the fucking pit you’ll pay for your alice crimes. anyways.

Archetypes help a lot in costumes too, figuring out what kind of fashion they’d like to wear. You can start broad and get more specific with it (like going from a wizard type character to a wizard character with steampunk themes). Fashion is just an extent of character. What are they comfy in? Are they confident in their body? What colors do they like? Bright high fashion or simple dark sweaters? Ryoko Kui is a master of character design I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend checking out her work.

Another method I like using, specifically for Alice and the Nightmare characters, is what I call the “three trait method”. When I was in middle school we did a production of Alice in Wonderland (I was the White Knight), and too many girls auditioned for Alice. So the director’s solution was to split the character into three parts, and assigning each part to an actor. Her temper, her intelligence, and her innocence, all used in different scenes. Now I use that to think about my own Alice character, except with “polite, temper, and curious”. Edith’s keywords are “nervous, tactical, and intelligent”. Hatter’s are “kind, enthusiastic, and intuitive”. Using keywords can help figure out how they’d react in a situation, what side of them would shine the brightest. Hatter’s want to help everyone is his kindness, but overstepping his bounds can be attributed to his enthusiasm. Edith can know what path to take in a pinch, but her nervousness can freeze her in place. Reading the source material helps a lot with Alice characters too, which brings us to our final point:

Character inspiration!! The art of taking things you like and shoving them into your own characters and stories. DISCLAIMER THO!!! If you take things without really EXAMINING what about them you like, WHY you like them, and how you’d like to evoke that same love in the things you make, the interpretations can come off as shallow. (for more on this subject, watch HBomberguy’s RWBY video essay, specifically the section on “anime homework”)

Tomiko’s biggest inspirations are Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi, April Ludgate from Parks and Rec, Power and from Chainsawman, San from Princess Mononoke, and Mei from LMK. It’s a good cocktail of aloof, biting, vicious, weird, fierce, loving, and bright. Figuring out what I love about the characters and what I want to write in a character like that helps a lot in writing Tomiko. It’s also really fun in a sense for screenshot redraws and memes.

Music is also a HUUUUUUGE source of inspiration for me, I love making playlists. And even as playlists can change as characters grow and change, having a couple of core songs still helps me ground to that character’s center. For Tomiko it’s “Make Them Gold” by CHVRCHES, and “Nice Girl” by Ashnikko. Alice’s is “Headlock” by Imogen Heap and “Demons” by Hayley Kiyoko, Edith’s is “Warrior” by Kimbra, and Hatter’s is “Dementia” by Owl City.

Ok, we’ve gotten though symbols, archetypes, and made a couple of banger playlists. Next is something that can help write your character, the Big Lie. The thing that keeps them up at night. Their biggest fear, their ghost, what haunts them. What’s holding them back from their goals? What do they need to overcome? That can be as central to their theme as any symbolism. For Tomiko it’s the lie that her emotions don’t matter, only what she can do to be of service to her mother. Her arc is about overcoming her dismissing her own emotions and learning to not run away from the people who she truly cares for. Alice dismisses the literal ghost that is haunting her believing that that will let her have a normal life. Edith pushes down abilities that come naturally to her for fear that she’ll be exiled, not just from society, but the world. Rougina believes she must burden the world’s problems on her own shoulders with no one’s help. The outer character and the inner ghost can reflect, mirror, and inform each other.

Now, listen, sometimes characters are hard to get to know! Tomiko was lol. Quinn was for a looong time. And in times like this, I just, let them be. I listen to some music to get inspired, and let them tell me about themselves when they feel like it. And they will, it just take a little while. And a few dozen quick exploration drawings. But they come through. Also, try not to get bogged down with habits and little details of their character, keep their core in mind, what their heart is. Start broad and get specific. That way, if you feel like you’ve lost your way or the character feels different to you, recenter yourself at their heart and go from there. Or, if you find that their center no longer fits, don’t be afraid to change it! Characters are meant to be fun! First and foremost!! I make characters cause I like writing and storytelling, and drawing little comic for fun and me time. Sometimes characters stick around, sometimes they fall by the wayside. You really have to find what sparks joy, and chase your bliss!

So as long as you have your character’s essence in your hands, and you WANT to keep working on them and drawing them, there’s really no wrong way to go. This whole essay I’ve given is just a set of tools that works for ME, and I HIGHLY encourage you to find stuff that works for you! I really really hope that all this has made sense and isn’t just the ramblings of a madman. Good luck and happy charactering!!

#meesh blabs #misha writings #character writing #happy reading and happy writing!#THANKS FOR ASKING <3

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katesmemes · 2 months

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feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

"I don't think that blush is your shade."

"I'll probably just stay home."

"This is the first critical rager of the year."

"You know what your doctor said."

"You need socialization."

"Why don't you use my tanning bed?"

"You're in need, babe."

"I'm really sorry you got electrocuted."

"Are you hot for anyone?"

"[Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name], [Name]!"

"I don't know who that is."

"He doesn't play sports; he's cerebral."

"This party is gonna be clutch!"

"These things will turn your feet into hamburger helper."

"It's not haunted, just abandoned. Desecrated."

"Well, I heard [Name(s)] do witchcraft over there."

"I've never seen anybody there."

"I think it's really peaceful and quiet."

"I talk to him sometimes."

"I brought this for you."

"It's kinda morbid when I wear it so I wanted you to have it."

"That's really weird, [Name]."

"I just don't think anyone should be forgotten."

"Y'know, I wasn't gonna say anything, they were such a mess, but you look amazing now!"

"Oh my God, [Name], bag your face!"

"How do you know my name?"

"So what exactly happened to her?"

"I can never ever talk about it, for personal and legal reasons, and i also pinky swore, but I guess I can tell you. I trust you."

"I'd be screwed up if I were her, too."

"Hi, sorry, how do we know each other?"

"You're being so dramatic."

"This is not what I expected from you; you have so much potential."

"Lets find somewhere for you to sit for a bit, yeah?"

"I hate parties like this; I don't even know why I came."

"Your hair feels like easter grass."

"You know it's not nice to lead people on."

"I wish I was with you."

"It's okay; everyone does it."

"You should probably get going."

"Did you smash the mirror in the bathroom?"

"Do you know what happens to people who act out?"

"How about an apology?"

"I feel like I may want to apologize for what happened last night."

"Well, I'm glad you're okay."

"Oh, is there pizza left?"

"I think I'm gonna skip the movie."

"I'm just really tired from work."

"Do you know how hard that is on the groin muscles?"

"It doesn't even hurt anymore."

"Do you like this song?"

"We're better off up here in case anyone comes home."

"I haven't said this many words in a row in forever."

"I hate to say it, but you're either crazy, or just goddamned inconsiderate!"

"You're kind of absurd, aren't you?"

"I really don't get your fixation with that one."

"There are plenty of halfway-dece guys who would date you."

"I wanna help you, I really do, but I dunno how."

"It's a waste of time to try and fix a boy; it's better to just accept a guy's flaws."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"What happened to your neck?"

"You don't want to hold my hand?"

"This whole place gives me the creeps, okay?"

"I thought that was a really cool thing to say."

"Don't feel bad about what we did!"

"You saved me."

"Is that a rad new trend or something?"

"I don't play with dolls anymore."

"I'm sure there's some explanation."

"You know I'm usually pretty cool about things, right?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"You have no idea how scary this is."

"I actually feel like something's wrong."

"People are so afraid of death because they dunno when it's gonna happen to them."

"I'm not afraid of death anymore."

"I don't wanna die a virgin."

"I want to do it with someone I truly love."

"You're so supportive."

"I love our conversations."

"I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude."

"How about I drive since you're not feeling so good?"

"Your boobs look great by the way."

"This is just too freaking much."

"It's your fault we're screwed."

"You act like you're happy for me, and you care about me, but you're not really happy for me."

"You couldn't let me have this one thing?"

"You knew I liked him and you went after him on purpose!"

"I swear, I would never do that to you!"

"Guys usually only want me for one thing."

"It just was never gonna work out between us."

"I don't have feelings for you like that."

"Do you know how uncool that is?!"

"Uh, you're not making any sense."

"Thank you for being nice to me when no one else was."

"You're the type of person who usually bullies me or looks right through me, but you didn't."

"You actually went out of your way to try to tell people I was part of your family."

"You really actually wanted me to be your sister..."

"You're a great person, [Name]."

"Listen, we're running out of time."

"Make love to me."

#rp meme #roleplay meme #rp starter sentences #rp starters #starter sentences #roleplay starters #rp sentence starters #ask meme #sentence starters #ask prompt #movie sentence starters #lisa frankenstein sentence starters #lisa frankenstein starter sentences

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rollinouttahere-writes · 5 months

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Could you imagine the horror on Lucky’s face when she meets Kid tho??? She’d just be fucking chilling and all the sudden someone’s calling her, her full government name????? I’d shit myself genuinely cause NO ONE supposed to know that??? And the Straw Hats reaction would be pure gold cause who the FUCK is (y/n) (m/n) (l/n) and why is this Red head running at Lucky full speed yelling that shit???

Lucky just vibing without a yandere around for ONCE:

Kid, rapidly approaching and about to change that: “(Y/N) (M/N) (L/N) OH MY GOD I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND YOU??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IN YOUR BAG??? (Y/N) (M/N) (L/N) DON’T IGNORE ME!!!” 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

Lucky having an outta body experience cause she almost forgot what her full name sounded like:

She’s on the verge of tears but Kid’s having the greatest day ever he finally found her!!! (He also feels like he’s got special privileges/connection to Lucky cause he knows her full name and it was him and his crew that found her bag he’s in his delulu era)

LMAO yeah it's like a straight up jumpscare

Lucky is scrambling to figure out how he knows her entire legal name, then there's Luffy who does know her first name but is confused about who (m/n) and (l/n) are supposed to be. There's no one else here, who is this weirdo yelling at?

I do want to quickly amend a little plot hole I noticed in my last post about Kid. I forgot that Lucky would have a bounty poster by then (gets one after Enies Lobby with everyone else), so he would already be aware of her and actively tracking down the Straw Hats at that point. The different names are a little odd, but maybe she's using an alias or whatever? The first interaction still goes the same, it's just no longer a coincidence that they ran into each other.

He would think he's special for knowing her real name, but he'd be willing to switch to calling her Lucky after she complains about it enough. Or in the Strays AU he would call her that sooner because it would be less confusing since there are three people with the same name.

#lucky break #rebeccawinters #eustass kid

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transtalesofdoom · 16 days

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Name Change Episode IV: A New Law

So as of today, Germany's got a new law on the books! It'll take effect in November of this year. The so called "Selbstbestimmungsgesetz" (literally "self-determination law") will allow trans people to change their legal names and gender much, much more easily.

Here's a "quick" summary of my understanding:

There is a 3 month waiting period between your request for a name/gender change and the change actually taking effect. (As such, you may already file your request in August to have it kick in simultaneously with the new law.)

Requests must be accompanied by a statement that you understand what you are doing and what consequences this will have.

Kids have to be in agreement with their parents to file a request. If they disagree, a court will decide whether the request can be granted or not.

Adults cannot change their name and gender again for a year. Children are exempt from this waiting period.

If you revert to a previous gender, you must also revert to the names you had at this point. (ie, if I were to detransition, I would return to my birth name. I would not be allowed to choose a new female name.)

You may request new versions of all sorts of official documents to have them updated with your new name and gender, obviously at your own cost. The old versions will remain on file where applicable.

Being nonbinary does not exclude you from laws using gendered language (ie "no man or woman shall commit arson" would still apply if you are legally neither)

Revealing or uncovering a person's former gender without their permission is punishable by fine (although you can probably only take legal steps if this was done with intent to harm you).

If you are legally nonbinary, you may request a gendered passport under a few restrictions (This is necessary if you are travelling to countries where only binary identities are acknowledged and/or you might fear prosecution)

The law only covers the legal, bureaucratic aspect of a name and gender change. It does not settle any medical or social aspects. As such, there's quite a few... "shortcomings":

Trans people, or generally gender-nonconforming people, can be barred from gendered spaces at the owner's discretion. (They may or may not have legal options to fight back, but at that point the discrimination already happened)

There is no clear stance on sports. Both inclusion and exclusion seem allowed. (Again, that's not what the law is for, but codifying that exclusion may be allowed is still yucky.)

In case of crisis or war, changes will still be granted, but ignored in regard to the draft etc. Trans women requesting a change during or less than two months before a war would therefore be considered male and drafted.

Overall, it's about five steps forward and one step back, and that's a lot more than we usually get. We can also consider ourselves very lucky that the final version of the law does not include the paragraph in which any name/gender changes were automatically transmitted to law enforcement. You can imagine how that would go.

If I may drop my long form serious tone for a moment:

AAAAAAAAHAKJD OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I CAN CHANGE MY NAME THIS YEAR ALREADY HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD HJBSAKJDSADVADAS

Thank you.

#genderqueer #trans #transgender #crimes against the gender convention #lgbtq #nonbinary #queer #trans experience #trans law #some good news for once!!#german stuff #legal stuff #technically from yesterday because its 24 minutes past midnight #holy shit i still cant believe it #long post #also if i got any of it wrong and you believed me without double checking thats kinda on you for blindly trusting some tumblr post

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freddie-77-ao3 · 2 months

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TRANS PEOPLE AT CAMP HALF BLOOD BC I'M IN A MOOD™️ RIGHT NOW

NON BINARY:

Connor Stoll (they/them). Connor got to camp at age four, where someone just assumed he was named connor, so they took up the name of a dead boy named connor and decided that yeah, he/him was alright. didn't know what trans meant at the time, they just sort of... anyway, then after the battle of the labyrinth they came out as NB.

wood nymphs. they've got a different gender system than demigods, as well as different pronouns, but to keep it simple for the campers your best bet is they/them.

the resident god Dionysus ofc. he has a complicated relationship with gender (see his chapter in PJ's Greek Gods) but basically, doesn't care what you call him. he/they generally.

MTF:

Drew Tanaka! she's just. always considered herself a girl. there was never any hesitation. her mom called her son and she just. did not compute. her mom was accepting and just sort of called aphrodite up and told her that actually she had given birth to a girl. Aphrodite sent down a new wardrobe in return. she never changed her name.

Clarisse la Rue. she came out when she was twelve. her mom didn't accept her, but clarisse had run away years before that so... her mother never apologized. when clarisse went to her house with chris, it was only because she was truly desperate. after the battle of manhattan clarisse called her once, and. never again.

Lou Ellen Blackstone. she told cecil and will when they were eleven or so (SOM) but didn't really come out to everyone else until one of the hunters pulled her aside in TTC to ask if she wanted to join bc the hunters are super good at finding girls apparently. lou ellen really regrets this but somehow cecil convinced her to make her legal name Louise-Eleanor (first) Wilmadeen (middle) Cecilia (middle) Blackstone. it-- she pretends it's just lou ellen. don't bring it up. Will thinks there was a murder involved and-- well neither of them are telling him otherwise, that's all i'm saying.

FTM: (oh boy here's where I projected a whole bunch)

PERCY MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON. alright folks you ready? so percy came out when he was twelve RIGHT before TLT picks up. struggling mother sally jackson immediately accepts him no questions asked (well there are a few questions but) she gets him onto puberty blockers from a free clinic on forth street right away and changes his name legally. financially they're still struggling, obviously, but sally is picking up some extra shifts. she's already planning on having percy go on T when he turns 16 (if he lives that long--) and after manhattan poseidon and sally sit him down and are like: okay so technically because of ancient laws poseidon can't just snap his fingers but uh if you want a real easy top surgery just do a really easy quest for him and he'll magic your tits away and percy agrees of course so poseidon drops a sand dollar on the ground and in the. most. indifferent voice possible he goes "oh no. my sand dollar. i need a hero." and percy picks it up-- and done. that's when he decides to join the swim team because he doesn't need to bind anymore. also when he heard the prophecy percy immediately went, well i know it says im going to die but hey the universe recognises me as a dude that's pretty cool right. very affirming for him.

NEXT UP we've got michael. height dysphoria kicks ass so seriously don't mention how short he is. anyway michael thought that it was spelt micheal so he chose it for the pun and to feel connected to his dad. uh. don't bring that up to him either. anyway despite being very short, michael's usually pretty stealth. he came out in ttc when he asks jake mason out bc luke used to date his brother lee and michael basically goes "hey do you want to go out i promise i'll be a good boyfriend and not leave you like luke left lee." and jake just bluescreens for a moment because wait, BOYfriend, and anyway after that michael realises he never told anyone. (not necessary to the post but jake said yes) oh, also, his middle name is john. why? who knows. it wasn't significant or anything, clarisse just turned to him one day and said, "you know, you look like a john." so yeah, Michael John Yew. also he liked archery bc it was a lot easier to bind in so.

following that you'll find that actually the three main pjo apollo boys are trans. so WILLIAM ANDREW SOLACE. my baby boy is-- well he's got a lot going on. Will binds (but when he turns 16 he's going to get top surgery and he is. very excited) and don't let his mild mannered doctor self fool you he is a HYPOCRITE when it comes to binding, like that bitch will nag you for hours if you bind for over 8 hours and then you'll see him come off a 48 hour infirmary shift still binding. when he was young and his mother was touring, she left him with his grandparents. He tried to come out at five and cut all of his hair off, but his grandparents kicked him out. Clarisse found him in Texas and brought him to camp. which isn't SATS compliant but I haven't read it yet so *shrug*. Anyway Andrew is after Apollo, when Apollo first met Naomi, he called himself Andrew.

Lee Fletcher is also trans. He was fully transitioned by the time he died. He was super upper class when he came out and his mum stopped speaking to him, but he kept his wealth and became a staunch advocate for trans rights until he died. Anyway he came out when he was seventeen.

Cecil Markowitz. His parents died in a fire when he was 8, he was sent to his grandmother, she kicked him out when he was 9 and came out.

Clovis

Mitchell

Leo Valdez (part of why Rosa called him a demon)

Malcolm Pace (his trans identity deserves a whole 'nother post it's.) anyway Malcolm can't bind so.

Ellis Wakefield (currently writing a fic about this actually) anyway Ellis comes out when he's 13 (so BoM) at camp, and comes out when he's 15 to his mum. it doesn't go great.

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weirdmarioenemies · 1 year

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Some cookable little freaks

So here we got some weird little guys. Do you like them? Me too! But be careful not to like them too much, because the game does not respect them. They are mere objects, not characters. So sad. We are like gods to them. In fact, we can mold them to our liking! We can create them, and we can mold them to our liking. Would you like to know how? Please, follow me.

Name: Mini Mr. Mini

Debut: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

This is Mini Mr. Mini. He is all about being small. If you’re not convinced that he is small, he had his last name changed to Mini, and acquired the legal title of “Mini”, so you’ll never forget! For only 8 coins, you can purchase a Mini Mr. Mini of your very own. But maybe you don’t have that kind of money, or you don’t live near a store that sells small men. That’s ok! Using common household ingredients, you can create your very own!

First, you will need a Power Punch, which is pretty clearly, despite its English name, a regular yogurt drink that exists in real life. If you have one, you’re already halfway there!

The only other ingredient is a Point Swap, and everyone’s got tons of these lying around in the spice cabinet. “Chicken of the cabinet”, my grandma always calls it. Just cook these two ingredients together, and you have made yourself a hot, fresh little guy!

You can use the crispy little guy to make things Small. I’ve never used him, so I don’t know exactly HOW he is used, but he will make enemies Small and decrease their power. Maybe he’s eaten, maybe his fluids are squeezed out and his skin tossed aside to the rats, I don’t know. I don’t use the stuff! If your Mini Mr. Mini sucks, though, like you just absolutely hate the little fellow, you can always fry him up with another Point Swap to turn him back into a Power Punch. That’ll show him!

Name: Mr. Softener

Debut: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Mini Mr. Mini might not be for everyone. Maybe he’s too small for your taste? Well, if so, I’m sorry. Our other little creature of a man, Mr. Softener, is only a mere two pixels taller. I hope that can make all the difference for you!

Mr. Softener also costs 8 coins, but to make your own, you can boil a Point Swap along with a Courage Shell! You can get one of these shells by asking your local cartoon turtle, who will remove their own shell painlessly, revealing heart-patterned boxers underneath. As we all know from chemistry class, the reaction of a Turtle Shell and a Some Arrows makes some kind of wiggly wormy ghosty guy!

Mr. Softener, like Mini Mr. Mini, is Used, and I don’t know how he is used, either, but he will make enemies Soft, decreasing their defense. You can also probably run him on your callouses to soften them! Don’t tell Mini Mr. Mini, but Mr. Softener is probably an overall more convenient guy to keep in your medicine cabinet.

You can also cook Mr. Softener himself, if you feel like you are already soft enough, but only together with any Mushroom. The result will be one Dried Mushroom, and no Mr. Softener! The sly devil slurped all the moisture from the mushroom and escaped! He’s going to become an invasive species!

Oh nooooo!

#mini mr mini #mr softener #paper mario #paper mario the thousand year door #mario entities #mario items #mario #mod chikako

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imsparky2002 · 1 month

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Barbie in the Nutcracker: First Thoughts

The following is my thoughts while watching this for the first time.

Credits look awful. Still, it’s 2001 and this is the first installment so I’ll give it a pass.

Only know the basic Nutcracker song and theme but nice that it uses an orchestra

Barbie herself doesn’t look too bad but her little sis… yikes.

Kinda weird to see these dolls moving like mocap performers.

Heh! Barbie’s voice actor has the same name as her little sister.

Kelly very clearly sounds like an adult woman trying to do a kiddish voice.

Lipsyncing is odd, looks more like generic flapping.

Surprisingly decent snow effects.

I’m assuming Clara’s parents are either dead or abandoned them. Or they could also just be on vacation.

Is it wrong that I find Grandpa cute? Gives off a very distinguished vibe. Especially that voice.

They call gingerbread houses “christmas boxes”? That’s… interesting.

Kinda wish they gave Clara a different voice from Barbie, or at the very least a different hairstyle.

The lighting is actually pretty good! Nice warm hues, makes me feel like I’m at a cozy inn.

Her little brother looks like the kids who played Fortnite and would tease me in high school. Of course his name is fuckin’ Tommy.

This CGI is reminding me of early PS2 cutscenes.

Aunt Drosselmayer’s got that 90’s Leo DiCaprio/Hugh Grant parting in her hair. Bleh.

Why is Clara the only blonde in the family?

Ooh! We’ve got some family drama between Auntie and Grandpa. This is getting juicy.

Elizabeth is giving me confident bisexual vibes with the voice and manner of movement. Bet you that’s why Grandpa doesn’t trust her.

Looking at the wiki I just found out that Trixie’s VA voices the Aunt, Starlight’s VA is Barbie and Cadence’s VA is one of the kids! Must be a Canadian production.

I will never not find the word “nutcracker” to be hilarious.

Clara, why tf are you fighting over a toy with your lil brother? You’re like… 17? 18? I dunno but it’s way too old.

Seriously they gave Tommy the most punchable face ever. Not that I’d ever punch a kid but I can see why other kids his age would deck him.

Magic shenanigans are ensuing.

I like the medeival look of the rats. The CGI actually fits them well.

Clara wakes up to see an anthropomorphic warrior rat right next to her eating something and is just like “goddamn it, git ya varmint!” I love it.

Oh, she thinks she’s dreaming. That makes sense to why she’s so calm.

Hmm… I feel like the Rat King should look a bit more evil, and larger as well. Still, TIM CURRY! I’m gonna LOVE this.

Woah! We’re getting a fight scene! A swordfighting scene to be exact!

Oooh the Rat King’s magic and can shapeshift his weapon. That’s metal AF.

Tim Curry putting everything into his performance as usual.

I’m kinda surprised we’re already getting a Nutcracker-Rat King battle. I’d have thought they’d save that sorta thing until the third act.

Did they really have to change it to Sugarplum Princess? Fairy just sounds more powerful.

Wow! This snowy cave is beautiful! Something out of a classic painting.

EWWW THESE LIL SNOW FAIRIES LOOK DISGUSTING!

Did this nutfucker not realize that an icy fortress would have ice for the walls?

The fairies doing ballet looks weird because they have nothing to stand on.

Please don’t tell me the small fairy is staying, I hate her.

Dance is currently reminding me of Fantasia.

“The fairies probably went off to make a blizzard somewhere”. The way he said that nonchalantly had me cackling.

The effect of Clara’s footsteps turning into flowers is beautiful.

Pimm sounds like he’s an absolute troll online. Also gives me Psychicpebbles vibes (though I know it’s not him).

Wow the Rat King is a straight up genocider.

Why do all the kids look like Kelly?

OH DEAR GOD THAT LITTLE BOY LOOKS HORRIFYING.

Wait Prince Eric? Are they legally allowed to call him that? We all know how much Disney loves copyrights.

Man these kids are little shits and their outfits are gagworthy.

Major Mint definitely got a big personality, and the voice actor does a good job with it.

Ok Mint is hilarious and is so far the best part of the movie.

Nice to see some Asian rep with Captain Candy.

Wow, Rat King turns his failed employees into stone. Dark!

The zoom in on the Rat King as he says “that’s it?” made me giggle.

Thomas Astruc looked at the Rock Golem and got his first idea for an akuma.

Wait how the hell does Clara know that the Nutcracker is Prince Eric? I mean I already assumed because of the plot of the original ballet, but how does she know?!

The bridge scene gives me the willies, since I’m afraid of heights.

Wow this flower fairy is the only kid-looking character that has a decent design.

Didn’t expect a song to be interrupted by an enemy.

Lol, the Major’s monocle falls off as he sees the giant.

Glad to see the fairies serve a purpose other than dancing. Kick that giant’s ass!

Captain Candy’s a better man than Mint, as he actually makes sure that he gets saved.

Once again, the island is beautiful! Reminds me of Oz with the colored roads.

Ooh clever! At first I thought the castle’s backdrop looked really fake but I just factored it was because it’s 2001 CGI. But it was actually a trap!

Nice we see a test of Clara’s character that she passed.

The invisble hand touching Clara’s hand is actually making me feel kinda teary-eyed internally.

The Rat King definitely has a Napoleon complex.

Loving the character arc for Nutcracker with his final duel.

Ah! So now the Rat King is growing. Fits for the climax.

Huh… Prince Eric looks more like Jimmy Pesto than a prince.

Lol Major Mint realizes he’s been shittalking the prince.

Huh, so Clara’s the princess? I guess it sorta makes sense since it’s her dream.

For those princes out there who are hated by the public, all ya gotta do is fight a giant mouse.

Mint and Candy got the moves! Best dancers of the entire movie.

The final dance between Eric and Clara is absolutely gorgeous.

The villain was taken down by a snowball… I love it.

God Kelly Sheridan and Kirby Morrow really put everything into the scene where Clara disappears.

Lol Kelly’s Canana accent shows up when she says “It’s not a story”.

“What’s all this foolishness about mice kings and bats, Clara? Enough of your womenly hysteria! Time for a lobotomy!” Grandpa, basically.

Actually now that he’s in a suit, Eric looks a lot hotter.

I’m surprised Barbie’s little sister had the attention span to listen to a 1 hour story.

I'll be making a full review of the film soon. Let me know thoughts in the comments and reblogs. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

#barbie movies #barbie #barbie in the nutcracker #nutcracker #barbie blockbuster breakdown #the nutcraker #review

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I swear to fucking god, do people even listen to themselves these days? Another stupid girl posting on Facebook that she’s supposedly “agender” but ain’t ever going to inform her parents about her precious gender identity because they won’t understand. That she will die without them ever knowing.

Do you know how privileged that is? Literally, your parents won’t even give a fuck. Why? Because you aren’t actually going to transition. Do you know what happens to ACTUAL transsexuals? We get kicked out of home, we get abused, our parents disown us. I was NOT put in conversion therapy and pushed back into the closet for fucking 9 years then made homeless just so some stupid girls can think “oh but I don’t feel like a girl, I’m fine with my sex tho” is on the same level as me.

My parents originally fucking were horrible to me, they put me in conversion therapy and you what that lead to? Me having such low self esteem that I believed being abused was normal, so normal that I got into a domestic violent relationship that lasted for 9 years. Conversion therapy actively encourages you to consider suicide as an option if you can’t live as your assigned sex. They break down your spirit, they basically try to convince you that you’re delusional. Leaving him meant I was left with NOTHING but not only that, I had already started testosterone and the changes were beginning to get too obvious for my dad to ignore. He literally made me homeless cause he refused to have me live with him until I could get my own place. Because now I wasn’t just looking like a dyke, I was now showing signs of true transsexuality.

Both my parents are better now, they have a lot of regret about treating me so poorly over my gender dysphoria - but they are not perfect. My mum will still run away and hide from people who knew me prior to my transition if I’m with her because she doesn’t want to defend me if they are nasty when they realise it’s [deadname] as a man now. My dad still uses she/her pronouns for me even though it makes people think he has dementia lol. He constantly thinks I’m going to kill myself because I will eventually regret my transition. He also thinks everyone can always tell that I’m trans even though I’m stealth in real life. He lets it slip that he thinks I will never find a partner, constantly tells my mum that he wishes I “just stayed as a lesbian butch woman**”. My mum thinks [deadname] and Mike are two different people, she thinks she lost a daughter, but gained a son even though I am the same person. She has said before that I killed her first daughter when we have arguments.

I am so sick of this non binary craze bullshit. Y’all don’t understand that transsexuals do not get the same benefits you do, you can hide being “trans.” You can put on your they/them pins at LGBTIBBQ meet ups but take them off to go back to your cis life. I cannot. My life is forever shaped by this bullshit, I am struggling so hard to change my name legally so EVERY TIME I do anything that requires that nonsense - people treat me like fucking shit. Cause they see a bloke in front of them but a legal female name, they know. Nurses are absolute trash to me if I ever go to the hospital because of my legal name. They use he/him until they see the paper work then do a condescending smile and use my deadname, she/her etc. Its rare that I have a decent nurse or doctor who ACTUALLY continues to treat me correctly.

Your non binary identity is based all on fucking sexist gender roles and without those, you wouldn’t have an identity. Mine is based on the fact my brain sex is male but my body was born female and I’m actively changing that to male.

We are not the same.

#personal #rant post #anti mogai #lgbt exclu #transmed #d slur mention

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be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie · 9 months

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Longass Crop Circles Notes (I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter Two):

I don't want to talk about how many weeks these notes have been sitting in my notes app because I couldn't bring myself to go through them yet. My sincere apologies @spicymiilk

-Ah that incredibly relatable feeling when you want to get to one part of your story and you have to force yourself to slog through to get to it. It happens to us all.

-KIRI AND LO’AK GOING TO SPECIAL SCHOOL WHILE NETEYAM IS REGULAR IS SO FUNNY TO ME. Poor Lo’ak I’m being so mean to him. But you really want their asses GONE gone.

-Calling Jake a white man and saying he can’t understand their hair is so funny. Dude NEVER helped with ANY of his kids hair ever??? He’s never done Neytiri’s for her because he’s her bitch? Come on Jake, I expected more. Even I’ve done my cousins hair a few times. Maybe Spider will fare better?

-Obsessed with the way Neteyam is about his morning routine and solitude, it jives so well with my opinion of him. He’s got to have things his way, and under his control. Taken care of well. He’s going to have a field day with Spider. I see we are already leaning heavily into Neteyam’s "I can fix him" complex. Even when he wants to help Jake, which I know is something wheelchair users don’t often want if it’s something they do all the time themselves. It’s the innate feeling of standing by and doing nothing while watching someone struggle, when it’s their day to day life. And if that isn’t Neteyam’s whole thing? I’m obsessed with how he just cannot handle anyone else’s bad vibes without trying to fix it right away. Speaking of;

-If there is not a moment where Jake allows Neteyam to help him when he needs it, I will throw myself off a bridge, Andrei. ~growth~ the opportunity is there and it’s ripe.

-JAKE AND NETEYAM BANTER, I did not realize I was in a drought until I got a little bit of rain and I realized I was DYING OF THIRST. PARCHED FOR THEM.

-Jake “Detective” Sully: You are gay, son, try not to be too gay to the new foster kid you stalk at the local Micky Ds.

-I am literally obsessed with My Father Jake Sully who was neglected and hurt as a child being the most desperate man alive to connect with and heal kids in the same situation he was in. It fits so so well in his character for me. I feel like he spends most of his life trying to heal old wounds and make up for the past, in a way.

-Neteyam “I thought this kid was named Miles for years but I guess legally on his birth certificate it def must say Spider because it couldn’t be a nickname, that’s for sure” Sully

-I am CACKLING at them both lying to each other about McDonalds as though they both don’t know exactly how often the other one is there because they both find the other hot I’m dead.

-Spider mad at Norm for enforcing child labour laws has me wanting to make memes about it. The children truly do yearn for the mines.

-All the tiny little details of how Spider focuses on the people around him, on their moods and their movements and the way his brain works is so well done. That survival mindset takes years and years to unlearn, if you ever can fully. It’s well done as always.

-OH MY GOD EVEN NEYTIRI ALSO THINKS NETEYAM IS BEING TOO GAY THIS IS AMAZING.

-Justice for Jake, I will get him one of the cars paralyzed people can drive. Also his joke about driving Neytiri up the wall? HE’S A COMEDIAN. GET HIM A NETFLIX SPECIAL.

-Spider can’t look at Tuk because he was close with a little abused foster girl, where is the nearest bridge. NO REST FOR US, ANDREI?? ALL THE PAIN AND TRAUMA POSSIBLE CRAMMED INTO ONE EPIC.

-God the line about Spider’s therapist saying that his habit will lead him down a dangerous path, but he doesn’t understand why because he only ever hurts himself because he doesn’t see damage to himself as damage because he doesn’t see himself as worthy? Not worthy of the phone, of food, of attention or love? Truly my fav paragraph of the chapter. You are a master at establishing a character in a few subtle lines. It's a tactic that I only get after a few rewrites; instead of saying "Neteyam wants to fix everyone" you show us him in a situations where he wants to and can't help. Instead of telling me Spider doesn't care for his own safety, you tell me he's confused by his therapist saying his coping is dangerous. Instead of saying emotion, tell me something that would make me feel that emotion. Writing 101, and yet so hard to pull off properly.

-I laughed out loud at Neteyam trying not to look at Spider’s muscles I am dying. Neteyam should ask him out loud.

-EVEN TUK HAS IT ON LOCK, SHE SAYS NETEYAM HAS A THING FOR PEOPLE WHO SOUND A LITTLE SAD. This is so not funny but so funny because it’s all specifically for me.

-Neteyam later in life is like that dumbass gum commercial where the guy reveals he’s been keeping the gum wrappers every time the girl gives him one and drawing on them when and where she gave it to him? That’s Neteyam when the piles and piles of smiley face receipts fall out of his trench coat pockets.

-“I didn’t realize that was you” filthy liar. Spider’s smiley face drawing rizz is crazy. You bet your ass he wasn't doing that to every fuckers receipts.

-WHAT ON EARTH IS LO’AK DOING AT SMART PERSON SCHOOL, EVEN YOU DON’T KNOW ANDREI.

-THE CUTE BOY AT THE WINDOW ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER? AS IN, SPIDER, PHONELESS SPIDER, OR ANOTHER SNEAKY BASTARD BUTTING IN.

-Also these people have real memory problems, I’ve never forgotten any awkward interaction I’ve ever had in my entire life, especially not with a crush. I couldn't hear my crush at a party last year and I just laughed and said yeah and she was like "no I asked what you think" and not a single day goes by it doesn't play behind my eyelids like the DVD in The Ring. So, unless Spider has asked every single man at McDonalds out, he remembers when he asked a guy out and the guy sped off like he had a warrant out from Dominic Toretto.

-Oh my god, it was Spider. And this man sURVIVED that encounter? This man who can’t survive a strong breeze rn? What was he going to do with number, call him from phone booths? Send smoke signals to the write telephone wire? I am cackling at the idea that he had rehearsed this so many times and yet never actually thought through not having a phone.

-The smiley face on the paper. That revived Spider from his death post awkward encounter. There will be smiley faces on the invitations to their wedding and only Tuk will understand.

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brianlefevre · 10 months

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here's a song about macdennis i wrote a while back. i thought of it again bcs of the frank vs russia ep so im legally obligated to post. lyrics under the cut! (also i am by no means a good singer or writer just a warning)

Am I crazy baby? Am I crazy baby

I feel insane for loving you the way that I do

You say “don’t call me baby, Pet names are fucking silly

Oh god I can’t breathe I think I need to leave”

Backtrack to when we first met under the bleachers in high school

And you said you wanted weed it was a one time thing But you just kept coming back to me

You and your sister both went to college, you were so cool

I visited you every week, you graduated finally, and you asked “do you wanna move in with me?”

I said “of course, I do, of course I do” And we got an apartment and bought a new bar

And you got your sister and I got my best friend and we’d drink all night, thought the world was ours

We were crazy baby, Insane and so unsteady

But we lived our twenties like our favorite action movies

We were crazy baby, We were so unsteady

But you knew I’d be the wind beneath your wings

Fastrack to selling a house together, faking marriage was so clever

So we did it again But you said we’re only friends even if we’d depend on each other ’til the end

And we’d go to that Italian restaurant every month

We’d always dress our best and I always suppressed the urge to ask are we really just friends?

You would’ve said “of course we are, of course we are why else would I live with you and run a bar?”

That was enough for me I always believed that the world would forever be ours

And now, you’re standing in front of me

Your voice is a little bit weak

It’s valentines day and you always hated

Seeing people happy cause that was never you and me

And as you open up the crate I see your face, there are tears in your eyes

And the only time you ever cried was when you thought you were in love and didn’t have to lie

Maybe I’m in love Maybe you’re in love

Well it had to be one of the above

everything changed and you kept feeling pain

you looked at the gift I got you and said

“you’re so fucking crazy, making me act insanely

I have to get away from you, I know what I should do”

I say “don’t leave me baby I know its really scary

But please stay” and you shut the door in my face

And left me there

With forty years of memories just hanging in the air

In our empty home I wonder

How we changed so much since we met under the bleachers

#macdennis #not legally responsible if this post disappears #iasip #its always sunny in philadelphia #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #original music #okay im done sorryyyyyy #bry's music

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sadistpet · 3 months

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MUNDAY QUESTIONS.

@mjm5655:

☀ ━ how long have you been roleplaying? how did you get into it?

oh my god okay i think since like. 2012...? i forgot the url of my first ever blog so i can't confirm, it might've been like december 2011, but definitely since 2012. so about 12 years ! i initially got into it via ask blogs which ykno. were all the rage back then. so that was my first roleplay... foray ig ?? i don't think i made a real roleplay blog until later, which was for a pokémon self insert oc of all things, but i'm prrrretty sure i deleted the blog years ago so i can't verify that, BUT i'm fairly sure because my initial ask blogs were pokémon themed.

so yeah ^-^ tldr about twelve years or so, and i got into it via pokémon ask blogs !

@viruslearnt:

♕ uwu ( which fictional characters are your favorites? )

GOD I HAVE TOO MANY. um. WAIT I FORGOT i have the perfect image for this here's my objectively correct mgs tier list that im not taking criticism on my partner said my category names were very raikovcore of me. and its true. but in WORDS raikov of course, raiden is also lovely little babie boy i love how bpd coded he is. i also love fortune and sniper wolf and eva because wamen. i love ocelot particularly in mgs3 because he's so autistic coded and silly and i love liquid snake because there's something wrong with me psychologically. otacon is so cringe nae nae baby but i adore him even though i want to scream whenever he speaks. i think those are my main ones

non-mgs wise though and more in general ? leo kasper from manhunt 2 ( who i also have a blog for because i have the impulse control of a hamster ), GLaDOS from portal, lisa garland from silent hill 1-3, mary from ib, clive dove from professor layton, and i think there's probably more but i fogor

@iobartach:

✮ ━ top three favorite muses that you’ve played

oh god. um. i genuinely think raikov is at the top of the list. writing him usually comes super easily to me, and that's not something i've experienced in a LONG time. it's genuinely such a fun experience to write him and i love the followers and friends i've gained from it. i really like the lore i've built for him and the intricacies i'm slowly weaving into his character. he's so silly and i care him very bad and i want to write him for a long time <3 um. let me look at my list

OH MY GOD YES tiff tannen from back to the future. like raikov she basically existed as a joke / throwaway line until she showed up in the comics, and i took that bitch and put everything i had into her. there's some shit i handled poorly and some stuff i'd change, but that community was so chill and she holds a special place in my heart. i might revive her blog one day. OH YEAH and if you google tiff tannen my rp blog still shows up on the first page

um. im gen not sure who else. i don't remember a lot of my time writing other muses. probably like some of my historical muses, or. yeah i cant remember. maybe my fnaf oc because that was the first time i got fanart of an oc and i felt like the gods themselves had bestowed it upon me

回 ━ what are your top four favorite shows?

chernobyl hbo is my favourite show ever of all time and it is the best show ever of all time factually contractually legally clinically and undisputably. i genuinely love every single facet of that show. it's what inspired me to get into researching nuclear radiation and that's what eventually led me to meet my partner ! i love that show so much it changed my life literally. i cried so hard. if you haven't watched it please do so on your platform of choice ( legal or no ) because it's genuinely amazing

neon genesis evangelion is probably one of my favourite shows ever of all time too, it hit so close to home and i'm obsessed with it. and even though none of the characters canonically have personality disorders, i find asuka and shinji to be super good representations of hpd and avpd respectively, which is great because you usually never see those anywhere ! it's so good. i also loved serial experiments lain but it hit too close to home in a way that i never want to watch it ever again because i think it will do irreparable damage to my psyche. but i really enjoyed it !

OTHERWISE i'm actually not much of a... show girlie. i like friday night dinner though i literally forgot it existed until my beloved mentioned it right now. um. most of the stuff i watch is like hell's kitchen, four in a bed, don't tell the bride, that type of shit because i'm apparently 47 years old. i have been watching dorohedoro, chainsaw man, and spy x family with my partner though !

#yall went wild with this. good. i lvoe to answer questionne #g: ¦ ❝ ooc. ❞#g: ¦ ❝ answered. ❞

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But with Mike and Sally(the security guards I named)

⬇️. And mentions of my OC Kaiyo⬇️

Credit for the original story goes to @simplydannie she she writes cool fanfic go check her blog out! 😁ok now onto the story!

Link to original story if you want to read it

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Sally the female mount rageon guard felt a little sorry for him before glancing over at her partner Mike who was the male Mount rageon gaurd standing next to her. “The law is the law Sally I’m sorry but…” mike looked at her as she furrowed her eyebrows feeling sympathetic for veneer. “Sally you know that….” Sally looked away from him and crossed her arms “Sally come on..” Mike tried to get her to look at him.

“He’s been through enough in my opinion jail is too harsh of a punishment!” Sally said in a firm tone and faces away from him arms still crossed. “Have I mentioned you look pretty today!” Mike said to his gf “ether you change veneers jail time to community service or no cuddles.. for an entire week!” She said looking at him again.

Mike sighs softly and adjusts his hat “fine! I’ll do it for you!” He walks over to veneers cell and grabs the key to unlock it

Veneer steps back as he began to shiver a little with fear “Don’t please…” Mike looks up at him “Don’t worry kid… just follow my lead” he whispered to veneer and opened the jail cell door before gently grabbing Veneer’s wrist and has veneer put his arms behind his back.

Mike walked up next to sally with veneer as both guards were walking down the hallway with veneer.. before they could get outside to the courtyard Mark The toughest security guard there lowered his sunglasses “where ya taking him!” He demanded “is it sooo bad veneer just wants some outside time! Sheesh” Sally replied glaring at him “it’s not exercise time yet!” Mark adjusted his sunglasses again. “I said veneer wants his outside time… so move aside OR I WILL MAKE YOU!” She yelled which startled the guard in front of her to do so.

“By the way you come near veneer.. you put your hands on him or even THINK about doing so….” Sally pops her knuckles and gave him a angry glance “I’ll be your new worst nightmare!” She huffed and continued to walk down the hallway to the courtyard door.

When they finally got outside to the courtyard Sally and Mike sigh with relief as Mike let’s him go. “There’s no way in hell you’re getting that penalty! That penalty shouldn’t even exist in the first place!” She said too Veneer “Thank you?” Veneer replied rubbing his wrists as he sounded a little confused “why are you being so nice to me anyway…” the green haired teen looked leans against the wall “there’s no such thing as a bad teen just… a misunderstood kid!” The female mount rageon guard also leaned against the wall next to veneer.

That’s when the clamp on veneers locket came loose and fell to the ground Mike picked it up and gently dusted it off as it opened “who’s this?..” he looks at the picture. “My little brother Kaiyo” veneer kicks at the ground “velvet and I were his legal guardians but a damn security guard took him away!”

-_-\FLASHBACK/-_-

Kaiyo held on tightly to veneer as another security guard gently grabbed him and tried to pull him away from Veneer. “No! Leave me alone!” Kaiyo kicked the security guard but another one grabbed Kaiyo and picked him up “you don’t need criminals bring your legal guardians!” He tells Kaiyo at this point the little Mount rageon/troll hybrid was screaming and crying.

/END OF FLASHBACK/

“I don’t think I’ve ever heard Kaiyo scream that loud before…” veneer sighs “THE SECURITY GAURD SAID THAT!!!” Sally clenched her hands into fists “OH. MY. GOD! That… that’s messed up!” She yelled “I have to agree with Sally” Mike added.

~End of chapter 1~

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#trolls veneer and velvet #trolls 3 #mount rageous #Mount rageons

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astrronomemes · 11 months

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CAMP CAMP : SEASON TWO STARTERS (PART I)

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the second season of the Camp Camp webseries by Rooster Teeth. change & alter as needed.

“You must be [name]. I’ve heard all about you.”

“Are you suggesting that the massive explosion responsible for the creation of the universe is also responsible for some sort of endless, radioactive evil?”

“Why do you feel the need to question everything, [name]? What good has it led to?”

“People don’t want to think, [name]. They just want to feel safe.”

“You’ve sung my praise, but not your own, and... well, I think that’s pretty telling.”

“You’re just a nobody.”

“Maybe I’ve already tried to explore my sexuality! You don’t know!”

“And then I want to try starting a campfire using [name]’s hand sanitizer for fuel!”

“Other than that, it’s all going according to plan.”

“Haven’t you seen any sci-fi movie ever?!”

“[Name], they’re going to come for me to take me away, so we can never talk again. You wouldn’t want that, would you?”

“I am what you made me... and more.”

“Calculations complete. My analysis: absolutely fucking not.”

“Haven’t you ever watched Game of Thrones? You’re doing this all wrong.”

“Really? You couldn’t just be a science nerd? What, were you not getting bullied enough?”

“Your ‘destiny’ is performing magic tricks on the streets of Las Vegas.”

“Oh, god! It’s chirping menacingly at me!”

“Guys, maybe we should just take care of the active volcano first!”

“I’m going to hit you, [name]!”

“Can’t we all just be nice to one another?!”

“Back where I’m from, I used to be the loser kid that everyone laughed at, and you know what? It sucked!”

“Kid, I am trying, but you’ve got to work with me here!”

“I can’t do this! I can’t fucking do this!”

“Pipe down, [name], you’re not the only one suffering. We’re stuck in this dumb car, too.”

“All right, but if he gets lost or something, the legal fees are coming out of your paycheck.”

“I mean... we left his pants on.”

“I will betray you all when the opportunity arises.”

“Oh, we should totally do a background check on these freaks. They’ve probably got loads of illegitimate children!”

“I ain’t touching that garbage fire.”

“I want you to remember saying that five minutes from now when we’re scarred for life.”

“Guys, I know I’ve done some fucked-up things before, but I think this takes the fucked-up cake.”

“Can’t it just go back to being Wednesday? I miss Wednesday.”

“I’m intentionally averting my eyes to try and miss as much of this as possible.”

“I really thought it was just some sort of Ken Doll situation down there.”

“So, who’s the lucky lady? How did you meet her? Have you... held hands?”

“She says I’m ‘cute AF’, which I assume stands for ‘and fun’!”

“I’m saying it’s over, [name]. I’m breaking up with you.”

“I don’t know what kind of hokey religion this is, but I’ll tell you what I told them damn Mormons — I’m interested, but not ready to explore myself spiritually. Now, get the hell out of here!”

“[Name], I’ve never seduced a man before, but are they doing it right?”

“We don’t get to choose how or who we fall for, and we don’t get to choose if or when those feelings go away.”

“What happened to friendship and understanding?!”

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grape-rpsources · 2 months

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Clone High S3

‘ Believe me, this schtick’s gonna get old fast. ‘

‘ Look at that moron, clutching his timeless satchel. ‘

‘ Wow, you’re the first woman to ever fail upwards, congratulations. ‘

‘ Books are sort of famously a bad thing to burn. ‘

‘ I’m staring directly at the sun and it doesn’t hurt, it’s just beautiful. ‘

‘ I will say this: I ate magnets and I’m feeling fine. ‘

‘ How do you feel about the smell and taste of chlorine? ‘

‘ Every girl wants a Gila monster these days. ‘

‘ My god, you look like shit! But, Hell, I thought you were dead so congratulations. ‘

‘ Let’s just say you aren’t a total flaming garbage dump and leave it at that. ‘

‘ I mean, I want to say no but, like, I physically can’t. ‘

‘ Maybe a person can get over a betrayal. ‘

‘ This is a classic “talk to the hand” situation. ‘

‘ I would be honored to be your friend that you’re too embarrassed to admit you’re friends with to your other friends. ‘

‘ Woah, these ladies know what they like and it sure isn’t me. ‘

‘ To be a fly on the wall of your brain, you slut! ‘

‘ Everyone knows when you do a good deed it erases a bad one. ‘

‘ Every relationship has its ups and downs. Also it’s side-to-sides. ‘

‘ It’s like that saying, “cheater, cheater, pumpkin fucker”. ‘

‘ Nice try, you crafty little bitch. ‘

‘ You threw this party and now we’re all gonna die in here. ‘

‘ I’m a feminist, I can’t die in a kitchen! ‘

‘ You don’t need to act a certain way to try and live up to everybody’s expectations. You just need to be [NAME]. ‘

‘ Sorry, some people say my laugh is a little manic and pixie-like. ‘

‘ I see you like water, huh? ‘

‘ I mean, it’s not great. ‘

‘ I just wanna get back to my cool, indie girl roots where I don’t even care if I have friends. ‘

‘ Take me somewhere less embarrassing. ‘

‘ Yeah right, like that could happen twice. ‘

‘ I do like hearing you say that we’re together. ‘

‘ You’re not the easiest person to disappoint, [NAME]. ‘

‘ In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re trapped in here. ‘

‘ Honestly? I didn’t think it could get worse. ‘

‘ Your hair is so freshly tousled. ‘

‘ It’s all about the angles, see, and something tells me you got more than a protractor. ‘

‘ We’re not snooping, we’re friend-making. ‘

‘ I didn’t want to come, I thought you wanted to come. ‘

‘ [NAME], you tricky slut. ‘

‘ Cemetery sex is very normal. ‘

‘ Grave-robbing is a young man’s game. ‘

‘ You smell like a Dave and Buster’s. ‘

‘ And this is legal? ‘

‘ Seriously though, leave a like ‘cause I’ll know if you didn’t. ‘

‘ So you wanna change the way I look and the way I talk? ‘

‘ Well, someone needs to put two dollars in the swear jar for that, and it’s not gonna be me. ‘

‘ I think I’m getting raided by the feds, can I come over and put some stuff in your toilets, please. ‘

‘ Time to rent a speedboat. ‘

‘ What was that? I heard a rustle. ‘

‘ Oh relax, I call everyone my love. ‘

‘ I'm fine with it. Probably more fine with it than you. ‘

' I’m not like you, I can’t just sit back and take whatever life gives me. ‘

‘ I have abs, but I’m not wise at all. ‘

‘ Okay, I get it, you’re a monster. ‘

‘ Oh my god, that’s so vague yet specific and terrifying. ‘

‘ Now I’m surrounded by so many hot people I barely feel objectified at all. ‘

‘ Once this is resolved we’ll have a grand total of zero problems. ‘

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lowlevelkoboldadventures · 11 months

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Dragon tier list?

Ok so, there's too many dragons out there for me to rank by tier specifically, but here's a list of the dragons in media I think about the most and tend to think are the coolest. (also I've never read any of the Wings of Fire books IM SORRY IM SORRY)

Smaug (from the Rankin Bass animated movie) This one is probably my favorite depiction ever of the stereotypical "big red dragon in a mountain sitting on a hoard of gold" for too many reasons to list all here, but everything about the scenes with him in it are just SO good

Toothless (from the HtTYD BOOKS) Dragons don't have to be big and powerful to be good dragons! If you are unaware, Toothless in the books that the movies were "based on" is about the size of a dachshund, can speak (but with a stutter), and is basically a little disobedient rat with wings who has no teeth, is afraid of the dark, and has self confidence issues. Absolutely fantastic little dragon, I do still wish we got a movie adaptation with this Toothless too

All the dragons from the "Reversal of the Heart" animation I love this animation for a lot of reasons (especially because it uses Rachmaninoff's Piano Concerto No. 2) but I also love the way that the dragons are proportioned and shaped too. I also think it's my go to depiction of "dragons aren't the bad-guys, the humans that hunt them are" whenever that trope gets talked about

The Ahamkara (Destiny 2) In Destiny lore, there's this race of paracausal wish dragons known as Ahamkara who feed off the wishes people make with them, and the changes to reality that come with it. They are incredibly tricky, even the weakest among them being able to find the loophole in even the tightest sealed 100 page legal document, and, while never saying no to a wish, will almost always have a way of benefiting from whatever you wish for, if not also screwing you over in the process. They have very unique designs, the one which you fight in game almost looking like a whale skeleton around the face, and also are an incredibly unique kind of 4th wall break in that they genuinely, canonically, know that they are in a game being played by us players. They talk specifically to You, The Player, and always talk with "... oh (name) mine~" at the end of their sentences

Pokemon Dragons - Just going to run thru these quick and easy Dragonite - I LOVE DRAGONS WITH ROUND BELLIES Goodra - Very large! Very friend Appletun - Dear GOD... words cannot describe how adorable....

And to technically make it a tier list, bottom tier is Gaping Dragon from Dark Souls.

Ok that's all!!! Thank you SO MUCH for the ask! I love answering these, and it makes me happy when people are curious to hear more!!! Hope you're having a wonderful day, thank you again!!! 🥹🙏

#ask tally #dragon

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