Oda: *presents another DILF character with a gut wrenching backstory, fatherly warmth, burdened with emotional trauma and mentally conflicted with the fattest male tits you can ever imagine*
Oda: do you like him?
OP fans: y-yes, we do!
Oda: Well too bad... I AM ABOUT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER
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Rose herself is an oversized toothpick
(going through my list of headcanons people sent me. feel free to send me more)
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therapist read me for filth today in session and this is why I love having a gay therapist
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krauser calling leon a pretty boy, not bc he's homophobic. but bc, leon is a government agent ( a lot more cushy than a soldier the government threw away or the soldiers that died while the government prioritized leon's safety, especially from krauser's perspective ), to be insulting bc he's being antagonistic, and what i think plays a signficant role:
krauser has massive, deep scars across his face. he's no longer pretty himself. calling someone else "pretty boy" bc he's marred up and it's an easy way to shield against his own insecurity.
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Okay, so Tsubomi rejected Mob because "she has yet to see him that way"?
And since my brain knows about the "Teru thinks girl!Mob is cute" AND the "Tsubomi is a lesbian" headcanons, I present you:
Tsubomi sees girl!Mob (either by photo or because his highschool class does the cross-dressing cafe thing for the cultural fair) and she goes like "!!! Oh. OH. Now THIS explains EVERYTHING."
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For the love of GOD we need to bring back small shorts for men
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