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nanenna · 3 months

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Today I remembered that my favorite thing about having so many AUs is to pick up 2 AUs like Barbie dolls and clack their faces together while making smooching noises.

Behold my beloved DCxDP AU amalgamation monster: DeamonTwinAU and PhantomThiefAU (aka: Selina gives Danny a slutty slutty cat suit, good times)

The story vaguely goeth thusly: Danny is a halfa, the Balance, the Bridge Between Worlds, he is....... the Observants' glorified gofer. You see, there are a lot of cursed/enchanted/ghostly artefacts floating around loose in the living Realm and they need Danny to go retrieve them. Danny would rather not, but they just won't leave him alone about it. Can't a guy just live? At least let him poop in peace! Ancients! Fine, he'll do it if it'll get them to shut up. (Spoiler: it does, in fact, not get them to shut up.)

But you see, Danny has a secret: he was raised in an assassin ninja cult (at least for the early years) before getting adopted by the Fentons. Now the killing? Not a fan, no thanks, he's working on not increasing his kill count, thx. But the sneaking? He could use that. Sneaky ninjas are also good thieves, right? So he cobbles together a knock off League of Assassins outfit, buys a cheap portable lock picking set, and decides to make a game of how far can he get without using his powers (much. He's new at this okay?)

Batman is not having fun. There's some (possible?) League assassin running around stealing verified cursed/magical artefacts! Is Talia planning something? Is Ra's planning something? (Isn't he for real dead? Silly reader, no one is ever for real dead in DC.)

Robin is super frustrated. For all the same reasons Batman is but also because he just knows this new rogue is taunting him. Personally. Because he's Damian al Ghul Wayne and the whole world revolves around him, obviously. (And also because he once pointed at Robin and laughed before jumping out a window.)

Selina is intrigued. Who is this kid? How does he know what to go after? How does he keep evading the bats? Luckily she runs into him mid heist (fortunately they had different targets, she's intrigued but not enough to hand over her shinies to him) and oh he's adorable! She has to train him, it would drive Brucie up the wall. But then she sees his face and oh, she knows exactly who he is, even if he seems oblivious.

Because Danny? He's in Gotham for the ecto, for the Thomas Wayne full ride scholarship he managed to snag, and also because for some reason Gotham is full of so many cursed/ghost artefacts. (Lady Gotham is seething, she worked hard to collect all those curses! But this is her beloved dark knight's kid and she kinda wants him home. But she also doesn't want to give up her curses!) Back to the point: Danny doesn't care about ANY of the rich bougie people. The Waynes give out a lot of scholarships? Cool, that's nice and all. They probably also rub elbows with Vlad or Sam's parents. No thanks. Doesn't care. He's got better things to worry about.

Selina has got a plan though! She's gonna teach this boy how to thief properly, starting with better tools (including the slutty, slutty cat burglar outfit). She also knows that she can't let any of the Waynes (in or out of costume) meet Danny (out of costume). So does Lady Gotham. So does the universe apparently (or just Clockwork maybe), because all kinds of unlikely things keep happening to prevent it.

Danny is having so much fun though! He's learning new skills. Selina is giving him an allowance so he's not living off ramen and peanut butter sandwiches, he's doing well in school, he gets to stretch his ghost powers regularly to go above the smog cover and star gaze in peace. Everything's coming up Danny.

Selina decides it's time to flaunt her find in front of Brucie and makes Danny go to a gala as her date, she spends the entire time clinging to his arm and introducing him around to everyone. Including Bruce himself (who just so happens to have Damian in tow). Danny may not recognize Bruce, but he sure recognizes Damian, and Damian recognizes him if his utterly flabbergasted face is anything to go by. But Danny remembers what it was like living in the League. And so far as he knows Damian is still in it, he was the Demon Head's heir after all. Damian made sure of it.

Oh it. Is. ON! Now Danny is on a mission! A sibling rivalry mission! He is going to make Damian's/Robin's a living hell. Selina going on a heist that has no magical artefacts? Danny's there anyway, always have back up. That necklace in the museum has barely any powers and he wasn't even going to bother with it? Too bad, it's back on the list. He has no reason to be out at all but the bats are on patrol? Well so is Danny. Catch him if you can, suckers!

It's good for Danny, it's enrichment!

#dpxdc #dc x dp #dc comics #batman #danny phantom #nenna writes #just having fun playing with my legos #snap these two pieces together and see what we can build

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ceilidho · 7 months

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Imagine after a while the reader gets bolder and tries to lure him out, and now they're playing a little game of cat and mouse 🤭 the reader is becoming more sensitive to the sounds around them and always seeing things move in the corner of their eye, they always try to get a glimpse but they're too late and Ghost enjoys how he always manages to spook them (sadly this means a few things have been dropped and broken) it's been a while since I've seen the movie but I do vaguely remember a scene where he makes her a peanut butter sandwich and leaves it in front of her bedroom door with a note. Imagine after the burglar incident, the reader wakes up with breakfast and little note waiting for them.

he's less subtle after revealing himself to you, but he still doesn't feel super comfortable being outside of the walls during the day. he's lived in the walls of this house for years and even though he's lucky enough to have you here now, it's still hard.

@bucca2 made a super good point about this being veerrryyy easy to apply to König though and fuck i get it. oh i get it.

#fuck it kind of is a konig plot isnt it

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warningsine · 11 months

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Many Easter Eggs in the first episode of season 6 ("Joan Is Awful"):

"Finding Ritman," a documentary about Will Poulter from "Bandersnatch"

"Loch Henry," a reference to season 6 episode 2

"The Callow Years," a reference to PM Michael Callow from “The National Anthem”

"Junipero Dreaming," a reference to "San Junipero"

"Rowdy and Peanut," a reference to "Cat Burglar," an interactive film by Charlie Brooker

A reference to Ashley O from "Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too"

"Botherguts" and "Hotshots" a reference to two in universe shows in "15 Million Merits"

#black mirror #bm spoilers

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ask-carmenpondiego · 2 months

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Chapter 4: The plot thickens! Dun dun duuunn!

Days went by and Carmen had been napping here and there to pass the time, occasionally practicing standing and squatting to keep her legs and body stretched. As she felt more healed, she went back to her normal morning and evening stretches and exercises. She barely saw M outside of him grumpily dropping off food on the dresser and stalking off to brood. On this particular day, she hadn’t seen him at all so she decided to get dressed in a loose calf length maxi dress, and adventure out to explore the safe house. It was very small, barely two rooms other than bathrooms. She found the kitchen and started to raid the pantry when she heard voices outside. She peeked outside the window to see M pacing the beach on his phone, arguing with someone. Finishing making her peanut butter sandwich, she bring it out in a napkin and nibbles it as she walks towards him. “No, I dont give a fuckin flyin rats ass what your damn investigators say, you find his body! I aint accepting ‘erh it git burnt up in da fire’ No. I know how to fuckin burn bodies! You want me to demonstrate that to ya?! There WILL be a body if he is fuckin dead and you better fuckin find it before I fuckin find you! Capish?” He roars in frustration and slams his phone against the rocks, smashing into pieces. Moments later the pieces disappear and the phone is back in his pocket.

She sits down behind him on the sand, munching her sandwich quietly. He paces a little bit then turns towards her. Visibly startled, he takes a few steps back, “Geeezus-What the fuck is wrong with you?! Gawd damn you are like a fuckin ghost, sneaking up on me.. fack.. give me fuckin heart attack. I thought you were a demon baby, I was gonna punt ya head right in!” She looks up at him, crossing her ankles and leaning back on one hand, not even bothered, still eating her sandwich. “Soooo, Who was that?” He runs his hand through his hair and starts pacing again. “That was the fuckin medical investigator, they can’t find Wal’s fuckin body.” She scowls, “Even after all this time?? The museum would have been doing renovations by now! How could they miss a body?” He shrugs and puts his hands on his hips, “No fuckin idea. Somethin dont seem right. And I know my accidents, I specialize in them. This was no random accident. No body, no realistic cause of fire, it was arson to cover up somethin and it aint like Wal to abandon shit like family. If he were in trouble, he called me. He didn’t call me and he didnt call you. He’s the dumb hero type, so he would have helped people get out. It just dont make fuckin sense. Everything is telling me he screwed outta there to save his hide but that aint like him. Not one bit. And everyone is sayin he didnt get out, no one saw the fucker leave, and the only way outta there after evacuation was in a body bag! He wasnt there either!”

Carmen let her head drop back as she looked at the clear sky, a few gulls glided past, tossing them the last bits of her sandwich crust. “We can’t trust the medical nor the police. I even tried to get them to help and they just arrested me for my past warrants.” She sighed, bringing her knees up to her chest, wrapping her arms around them. He looked at her confused, “Why the fuck would they arrest you? Did you like assault the pig? What was yer name again? Caramel Cruz or some shit? Wally always called you his light. I’ll be honest, I tuned him out when he talked about you.” “My name is Carmen Cruz, not Caramel!” She frowned annoyed, ears back. He snapped his fingers, “Yes, that was it, Carmen, like that famous robber.” “Thief. I’m a thief.” She snarled. “No, you’re wrong. I think it was robber.. cat burglar? Ya know, you look a bit like her… wait.” He tossed her forward, her face in the sand and her tail in the air, he pulls up her dress and looks at the marking on her rump. “Well fuck my ass, the globe with the magnifier. You are her! Name change and everything! Holy shit! My brother really knew how to fuckin pick em!” She scrambled and covered her ass back up, her face bright crimson red in embarrassment. “You seen me naked almost this whole time and you never noticed it?!” He laughed, watching her panic to regain composure, “I wasn’t looking at yer ass. There were other important things I was paying attention to. Like not having you bleed out and die.” He held out a hand to help her to her feet, “At least that nugget of info explains why you are so nosey for details.” She dusts off her dress as she stands, “Yeah, well, I like having answers. And this whole thing with Wally’s body missing and me being redirected specifically to a place where they forget people? Someone wanted us out of the picture for good, and I need to know why.”

M kicked the sand a bit with his hoof, some grains sticking to his shaggy forlock fur. “Maybe they just wanted you gone, I mean, you do cause quite the fuckin ruckus when you steal something, like I dunno, an entire fuckin landmark!” Carmen rubs her forehead below her horn, “I quit doing that, the challenge of it was great and all but the practicality wasn’t there. I stopped thieving in general when I met him. Disbanded everything to settle down. Looks like thats one thing I can’t escape from, stealing.” She watches the waves a moment. “But I can change the targets of my stealing. If I cant escape the ship, form a mutiny and take control of the ship’s wheel!” She grinned, turned to him, “M, we’re going heisting!” And begins to jog back to the safe house. M just stood there, dropping his arms, shaking his head, yelling after her, “What the fuck are we even stealing? Hey! You can’t just say that and run off! I would like to know what bullshittery you’re dragging me into! Are you listening?! What are you even doing?! We’re not the cliffhanger end of a chapter in a mediocre self-insert fanfic on a Tumblr Ask-Blog, so don’t fuckin act like it!”

#mlp oc pony #carmen pondiego #ask blog #story update #chapter 4

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zanybohbot · 2 years

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Rowdy and Peanut's Reference Sheet + Sketches!

#cat burglar #Cat burglar Netflix #Cat burglar peanut #Cat burglar rowdy #reference sheet #sketches #the cuphead show #Fanart #traditional art #artists on tumblr #Cat burglar fanart

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a-clever-cat · 4 years

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♛ : Sharing a dessert (Vanessa)

“Dane wouldn’t give me two slices, but I did get him to give me the whole thing of cool whip”

#it's pie!#Vanessa #the car thief and the cat burglar #peanut butter chocolate mousse pie #Anonymous

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nosetoons · 10 months

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Did a Pride Month post! Took me an entire month to do it (sketching, digitalizing, and editing) but it's finally here!

White: Bullet (I know he's grey but still) (my OC) Pink: Clancy Gilroy (The Midnight Gospel) Light Blue: Skurge the Executioner (Marvel) Brown: Peanut (Cat Burglar) Black: Jack Cayman (MadWorld) Red: Mr. Scratch (Tiny Toons Adventures) Orange: Ubu (his skin was close enough to being orange) (DC Comics) Yellow: My Tony Hawk's Underground Create-A-Skater avatar Green: Mooncake (Final Space) Blue: Darkseid (DC Comics) Purple: Eggsess (my OC and Mii resident from Tomodachi Life)

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orleans-jester · 2 years

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Frank and Bastien would be delightfully late to the party. It just seemed easier to jump straight into the party if everyone was already at the bar, so he would give the time as a bit earlier than he and Bas were planning on showing up. He asked Delta for one of the fay guys to stand outside and be the bouncer with a list of people allowed inside, no strangers, no stragglers. No one was going to ruin this for Bastien. Hugo and Victor were on the list, as well as Laverne - the only female name on there, apart from the strippers which weren’t going to show up until things were a bit more ... livened up.

The ‘leprechaun’ was working the bar, getting drinks, putting out dishes of chips and peanuts and all that though Frank didn’t want anyone to be too filled up. It was going to be drunken debauchery, after all. No real food to help soak up the alcohol in people’s stomach. Just enough for if someone got the munchies, there it was.

Music playing through the jukebox, people free to make requests, beer in abundance. People shouldn’t be bored before the groom and the best man got there.

Clopin was going to be there, full on Reaper. Black, black, black. Feeling like a kind of cat burglar but he was here to get his drink on. Iain too, though he didn’t feel like he knew Bastien all too well. He was looking forward to taking the chance though. Had his parents on babysitting duty again, but he was pumped up and ready to stay out all night. First bachelor party. It was gonna be one for the books.

Frank finished getting dressed for the occasion. Super casual. His usual darkness. Fresh shaved face. He was reluctant to leave Delta with all that was going on but it was for Hunch.

And she was on the list, so she could come by if she got lonely.

Before leaving, he’d pick her up off the ground like a child, hands under arm pits, liffter-oo and gave her a kiss before throwing her down on the bed with a chuckle. “Don’t wait up.”

He told Bastien to meet him at the car. He got there first. Got in. Pressed the lighter out of habit more than anything, even if he had no one to burn him. Dangled a cigarette between his lips. And waited to see what would happen first, the lighter popping out or Bastien coming out.

#Bachelor Party #FrankxDelta #FrankxBastien

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sims4t2bb · 3 years

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4T2 BG Conversions - Wall Deco

Your item guide is under the cut!

Paintings

Antiqued Patent Posters by Veranka

Art in a Box by Michelle

Bembe Maraj’s Hand-Woven Tapestry by MorePopcorn

Birds of a Feather Print Set by Veranka

Blue for the Blues Wall Painting by TenLittlePandas

Decals on a single mesh by Nutty:

Bunny Totem

Dream Eater

Open Hearted Princess

Oonicorn the Unicorn

Movie posters on the BV Travel Keeper mesh by SelenaQ13:

Cop and Llama

Cow Plant Love

Epic Wood

It’s Amber

Malpractice

Stay Weirder

Still Life

Sul Sul

Coq au Peinture by Michelle

Debug Observatory Photos by Nutty

Etude in Blue by TenLittlePandas

Eye for Nature Painting by LadySimPlayer8

Floating Away by Nutty

Floral Revelation by Michelle

Fruit on Fruit Watercolour Set by Veranka

Gravity and Light Contemporary Watercolour by Veranka

History of the World, Print 3 by Veranka

I Otter Be a Star Pop Art by Veranka

La Vida en Color - Mural by TheNinthWave

Lemon Branch Contemporary Watercolour by Veranka

Let There Be Plumbobs! by Tee-Sims

Mega Art by Dee

Mystery Poser Antique Portrait by Veranka

No. 46 Landscape by Michelle

Ode to Jazz 1: “Golden” by TenLittlePandas

Ode to Jazz 2: “Goldentips” by TenLittlePandas

Ode to Jazz 5: “Ivory” by TenLittlePandas

Ode to Jazz 6: “Ghost Quartet” by TenLittlePandas

Ode to Jazz Triptych Trio by TenLittlePandas

On Phantom Wing Wall Art by Veranka

The Pianist by TenLittlePandas

Portrait of a Marriage by Michelle

Pride Flag by TheNinthWave

The Primrose Path by Veranka

Saxophone in Silhouette by TenLittlePandas

Superasymmetry by Veranka

Symbols of the Watery Moon by Limonaire

Tragic Clown by SelenaQ13

Unconverted:

#1 Mom Wall Decal

Alpine Peace

The Amour-propre

Baby Bug Nursery Art

Baby Bunny Nursery Art

Baby Dino Nursery Art

Better than Bunny Decal

“Blooming Beauty” Wall Painting

Ceci N’est Pas Une Poire

Chic Shoe Fashion Poster

Cloud Space Thing

Cool Serenade

Curiosity is Electrifying Poster

Delightful Dino Stencil

Dramatic Cooking Poster

Every Man Decal

Every Woman Decal

Fluffy Clouds Stencil

Grin and Bear It!

Heavenly Wall Decal

Henry Puffer Poster

Hot and Cold Tech Spec Poster

It Happened

The Illustrated Sports Poster

Inspirational Mouse Poster

The Intrepid

Jazz Cats: Whiskers of a Forgotten Past

“Just Justin” Fan Poster

Kick It, Sally Soccer Poster

Land-Coral Garden

Light of My Life Painting

Martian Memories Landscape #1

Martian Memories Landscape #2

Martian Memories Landscape #3

Mochi Booger Parade

My House Kid’s Painting

Ode to Jazz 3: “Sea Bass”

Ode to Jazz 4: “Feeling Blue”

Directional Up Arrow

Only One Directional Arrow

The Downer Arrow Decal

To The Left Decal

Paradise Falls

Plumbosion!

Raising a Reader Kids’ Poster

Read-asaurus Rex Kids’ Poster

The Recondite

“Revanne” Poster

Rock My Universe Pinup Girl

Roman Temple Architectural Study

Rorschach Bunnies

The Sealinicorn, in repose

Slightly Damp Poster

Still Life with Apples and Pitcher and Books and Bottles and Flowers

Snow Falling on Cinders Abstract Art

Sole Star Athletic Poster

Spuds in Space Potato Print

Study of the Human Form

Still Life

Teen Idol Poster

Tenor Mood

Treebra Series 4, Print 337

Unidentified Creature Stencil

Viva La Landscape

Viva More of La Landscape

Winsome Growth Chart

“Working for Peanuts” Wall Painting

Wall Deco

Better as a Pair of Paintings by Autumn-RoseSims

Cactus Cantina Sign by HafiseAzale

Chronos Magazine (Framed Collector’s Edition Issue) by Delonariel

Executron Personal Stock Ticker by Delonariel

Flower of the Dead by Shasta

Get Your Jazz on by HafiseAzale

Jazzy Saxophone Wall Sign by HafiseAzale

Large Cork Board by Tony-Veis

Positronic Pro Magnetic Knife Rack by Veranka

RAW Cookware Collection by Veranka

RAW Oversized Fork and Spoon by Veranka

Spy Satellite (as fire and burglar alarm by HugeLunatic)

Supreme Freelancer Award by Moocha

Tetraptych Wall Hanging by Shasta

Tactical Map by HugeLunatic

Wall-Mounted Garden Hose Reel by Delonariel

Aging Up

Apple of Your Eye

Chalkboard Menu

Circular Neon Tiki Sign

Coat of Arms with Shield and Swords

Copper Cow Mould

Curated Cork Board

Goldora Dove Décor

In Session Novelty Chalkboard

Large Award Ribbon

Mega Wall Hanging

Mega Wall Hunk

Neon Circle Wall Sign

Neon Palm Tree Sign

Neon Parrot Sign

An Open Book, Framed

Orange Squeeze

Ordinary Things Shadowbox

Pictures, Pictures on the Wall

Pinbacker Wall Art

Pink Pig Copper Mould

Polly Wants a Plate Tree

Postmodern Signature Sign

Sunny Days Wall Decor

Three Framed Skeleton Keys

Vinoteca Bottle Rack

Wish in a Dish

#4t2 #4t2 conversion #bg #s2cc

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threnodygrimblood · 5 years

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The Family that Shouldn’t Be

Summary: With Muriel and Eustace dead, Courage finds himself all alone at the farmhouse. Fortunately or unfortunately for Courage, the villains he faced in the past begins to make themselves at home at the farmhouse, bringing with them much fun and mayhem the small pink dog can handle.

Rated T for just in case

The Fox Who Stayed for Dinner

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Courage can say that living with Katz is undoubtedly different than living with the Bagges. Katz had made some minor changes to the house. He had brought a few of his things over, and Courage was thankful the cat didn't bring his spiders. The next thing the feline had replaced was the mattress and when Courage inquired as to why blushed at Katz's answered and wished he hadn't asked. Courage also wasn't sure how to feel when Katz looked over the many recipe books Muriel owned.

Especially when he criticized, "Does that woman put vinegar in everything she makes? Does she add some into her tea as well?"

Courage bit his tongue because yes, he knew that Muriel practically put vinegar in everything she made. Adding a hint of vinegar did enhance some of her creation. Like the caramel apples that always won her first place at the Nowhere Sweet Stuff Contest. And her homemade dog food. But there also been times when the vinegar added into her meals made them disgusting. Like when she made Courage a peanut butter and jelly with a hint of vinegar sandwich. That was probably the only time it made Courage vomit. Even now, remembering that day and that sandwich had him swallowing back the meal threatening to come back up.

Most days, Katz barely spoke to Courage unless it was to tell him what to do involving chores. Other times Katz would be away and only returned before dinner or sometimes after dinner was done and put away. During the times when Katz would be away for a day or more, Courage would feel a terrible ache or worry for the feline until he came back safe and sound. Courage never told Katz about those feelings, unsure how Katz would react if Courage told him, so the dog buried it all inside him. Katz would allow Courage to accompany him if he had a business or scheme going on in the city. and each of those times, the feline would drop Courage off at some location and repeat the same three words each time, "No dogs allowed."

But he would always return for Courage when he finished up whatever the feline was doing. Today, Katz left Courage at the park with a promise he would come to get him in an hour. So the dog, not wanting to wait on a bench bored out of his mind and not wanting the birds to make fun of him, wandered through the park at his leisure. Courage soon found himself in a vast forest that he didn't know what part of the park.

"How do I get out of here?" he wondered aloud.

As Courage pondered on how to get back to his meeting spot with Katz, he froze up when he heard bushes rustle nearby. He stood rooted to his place, with his eyes growing more prominent as whatever it is coming closer. The pink dog began shaking, and his teeth chattered as he envisioned something like a giant bear or something just as equally frightening came closer and closer. The shaking and chattering came to a stop when Cajun Fox collapsed right in front of him. Courage didn't anticipate running into the fox again, and right now, the dog could see Caju was exhausted with his tongue lolling out his mouth, his chest heaving as he panted and gasped as if he had run a marathon. Cajun pushed himself up, and Courage froze up when the fox looked up at him. His thoughts raced through his head on what Cajun Fox will do to him.

"Pooch!" Cajun cried out.

Courage flinched as the fox darted over to him. "You gotta help me! There's one of those fox huntin' party after me."

"There are fox hunts here in Nowhere?" Courage asked, surprised.

"They sure' are, and this ain't the kind that let us go when caught. It's the old school killin' kind." Cajun explained. "I'm beggin' ya to help me! I ... I don't wanna die."

Both dog and fox's ears picked up the sound of other dogs barking the thundering of hooves hitting the ground with each stride the horses took.

"Please." pleaded Cajun Fox.

Courage would never forget how Cajun planned to use Muriel for his Granny Stew, but despite that and answering Eustace's call to take the dog out, Courage couldn't bring himself to let the fox die. Not like this.

"I know I'm not going to like this," grumbled Courage.

Ten barking foxhounds burst through the bushes and into the clearing Courage stood in. He watched them nervously as a group of humans on horses came into view. The horses stopped except for the master of foxhounds stopped near Courage.

"I say, dear boy. Have a fox come through here?" the man asked. Courage shook his head.

"Hmm. I wonder where the fox could have gone." The man inquired.

The master went to speak to the rest of the hunters on what is to be their next course of action while the foxhounds sniffed around the clearing attempting to pick up Cajun's scent. One of the hounds came over to Courage and began sniffing at him. Courage smacked the dog in response to the unwanted sniffing. The hound yipped and growled at Courage, and the pink smiled nervously as the other hounds began growling as well.

Courage produced a small ball with a faux fox tail attached to it and waved it before the hounds. The growling stopped, and with wagging tails, the hounds jumped and barked happily at the sight of the ball. Courage, with all his might, threw the ball in a random direction, and the dogs went off after it.

"Ah! The hounds must've picked up the fox's scent again. Tally ho!" the master of the foxhound stated. Courage was amazed by how humans can be quite dense sometimes.

The pink dog watched as the humans urged their horses to follow the hounds, he waited to make sure they were far enough away before turning, and with a great big "Bleh!" spat Cajun out his mouth.

Courage stuck his tongue out and ran his hands over the appendage as he attempted to get the taste of fox off it.

"Whoo!" Cajun Fox exclaimed as he got to his feet. "Thanks, pup. I owe ya one. Now I should skedaddle before those hounds pick my scent up again. Na wè!"

Courage watched as Cajun Fox head off away from the hunting party and leaving the dog to return to figure out how to get out of there on his own. Courage did manage to find his way out, but he ended up being a little late perturbing Katz and wouldn't let Courage explain the reason why. Katz drove Eustace's old truck back home in silence, which Courage didn't like. He wanted to apologize to Katz but kept his mouth shut out of fear.

They returned home and had just walked into the farmhouse when Katz stopped in his track. Courage stopped walking as well and wondered why when he heard clattering coming from the kitchen. The dog bit at his claws as his imagination conjured up a burglar or some famished creature. With narrowed eyes, Katz steely sauntered towards the kitchen with Courage following close behind. Katz was ready to kill whatever or whoever was in the kitchen and stopped when he set foot in the kitchen, an eye twitching at what he saw. Courage looked around the feline's legs and was shocked to see who it was.

Cajun clutched a variety of food his hands as he kicked the refrigerator door closed and turned towards the new arrivals.

"Hey there!" he greeted cheerfully.

Katz's eyes wandered over the mess Cajun seemed to have created in his clean kitchen and asked solemnly, "What are you doing here?"

"Makin' dinner as my way of sayin' thanks to the pup for savin' my tail," Cajun answered as he began dropping vegetables and other items Katz and Courage didn't get at the store into the bubbling concoction on the stove. The dog also noticed how Katz stiffened at Cajun's answer.

"Saving your tail?" he articulated.

"Yup! Saved me from a fox hunt." Cajun summed up as he stirred the contents in the pot.

Whatever it was the fox was making made Courage eyes water.

"If you think I'm getting food poisoning eating that, you're mad." Katz voiced.

"Food poisonin'?!" Cajun Fox screeched.

Cajun took a spoonful of the soupy meal and said full of pride, "This here is good stuff!"

Cajun held the spoon up to Courage, who shook and took a step back. "You didn't put a person in there, did you?" he asked cautiously.

"Nah, just meat from yer fridge."

Courage didn't have time to react as Cajun forced the spoon into his mouth. He didn't appreciate that and waited for his throat to clench or some reaction to how terrible it was, but it was surprisingly. . . Tasty. Courage swallowed and made a small happy noise.

"See? The pup likes it." Cajun said, beaming with pride at his culinary skill.

Katz said nothing. The feline still refused to eat what Cajun Fox cooked, "More for us!" was the fox's answer and hoped to spend dinner in silence, except the fox wouldn't stop chatting away whether anyone was listening or not. After dinner ended, Katz got up from his chair and left the house. Courage became concerned for Katz and puzzled over why Katz didn't like Cajun being there. The dog picked up Katz's dishes from the table and started washing them with Cajun's help but would occasionally glance out the window for the cat. Finally, giving in to his worry, Courage left Cajun to finish the cleaning, and he exits the house. Courage didn't have to go far, Katz stared at the garden, his tail flicking in agitation. Courage carefully walked over to the cat.

"Katz?" Courage called out.

"Why did you save the fox?" Katz questioned.

Courage paused at Katz's question, and a tremble ran through him when the feline looked over his shoulder at the dog. There was anger in his eyes.

Courage answered truthfully. "Because fox hunts are cruel and no foxes deserve to be chase down until they can't run anymore and ripped to shreds by other dogs or shot by the hunters. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."

Katz turned and gazed down at Courage, then chuckled. "Your kindness knows no bound. Forgive me for being so aloof today. My meeting in the city didn't go the way I hoped."

"It's okay." Courage said with a smile and relieved Katz understood.

Both cat and dog walked back into the house and found the kitchen clean, and the fox nowhere in sight. Their first thought was that he had gone home, but it was made apparent it wasn't the case when Katz opened the door to their room and found the fox lounging in their bed.

"This is a mighty comfy bed." Cajun Fox said as he stretched. "Where you two sleepin'?"

Courage glanced up at Katz as he shook, and his claws dug into the door frame. He stayed in his spot as Katz stalked into the room, and the dog's ears perked up when, with a loud yelp, Cajun flew out the room. He hit the wall with a thud, and Courage was amazed that Cajun didn't dent the wall. Katz appeared in the doorway, and Courage blinked when the feline picked him up by his neck and grabbed the door handle.

"No. Foxes. Allowed!" he punctuated each word and slammed the door shut.

Cajun Fox flopped on his back and stared at the door.

"What? You gonna do the forbidden with the dog?" he meant it as a joke, but the door opened again and with a startled cry, ducked down as a knife embedded into the wall where his head was and a second pair lodged itself between his legs. The door slammed shut again.

"I was only kiddin' ya! I'm gonna find another place to bed down." Cajun said and went off to find a room.

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I thought it would be interesting for Cajun Fox to speak a bit of Creole Na wè means see ya.

#Courage the Cowardly Dog #Courage the Cowardly Dog fanfic #fanfic #Courage #Katz #Cajun Fox #The Family that Shouldn't Be #The Fox Who Stayed for Dinner #ThrenodyGrimblood

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Erina’s Brand-New Tolkienverse Fic Rec List

Happy Holidays, have Tolkienverse fic recs!

sorted by rating, oldest-to-newest according to my bookmarks, marked with * are special faves, and under the cut because so many amazing fics!

Finding Comfort by scarletjedi (7.2k, Gigolas, missing scenes, enemies to friends to lovers, book canon compliant)

*Color Me Mine by andquitefrankly (32k, Bagginshield, modern au, kindergarten au, they’re all about six, fluff, Smaug hordes crayons)

*A Detour to Your Heart by thekeyholder (9.8k, Bagginshield, modern au, Christmas, roadtrip through Europe)

*Elf-Friends by Lumelle (9.1k, Kiliel, Bagginshield, everyone lives/nobody dies, sex = marriage to Elves, Fili runs Erebor while Thorin is recovering)

Alone is a word not meant for you by authoressjean (5k, Bagginshield, modern au, Bilbo is Fili and Kili’s fave author)

*Breaking Tradition by ladyoakenshields (14k, Bagginshield, modern au, Halloween, fluff, established relationship, listen I don’t like Halloween but this fic is wonderful)

*Homecoming by alkjira (1.9k, Bagginshield, Kiliel, Bifur/Fili/Ori, Dís/canonical husband, fix-it, Dís is on a mission to get to know the ones said loved ones love and Víli is on a mission to get grandchildren, because dammit he’s not getting any younger.)

*****Love Me For Eternity by ladyoakenshields (223k, WIP, Bagginshield, How to Train Your Dragon au, fluff and angst, happy ending, this is pure brilliance, Kat is amazing ♥)

Those Who Stay by Poplitealqueen (3.1k, Durin family relations, Dáin is a kid, Dís is a kid, you just know they’re gonna end up in trouble)

Prince Kíli by Lunarflare14 (1.2k, Kiliel, Bagginshield, trans male Kili, Dwarf gender concepts, gender dysphoria, everyone is protective of Kili)

Truth, Honesty, and None of the Above by Ias (13k, Bagginshield, Kiliel, humour, engagement, secret relationships, Kili is an idiot)

*****Coffee and Floral prints by etux (3.6k, Bagginshield, modern au, humour, misunderstandings, Thorin owns a fancy café in Paris, Bilbo is a chef)

*****The Art of Searching for Yourself by etux (1.6k, Fili-centric, modern au, part of the Paris au, asexual Fili)

*****Candle Glow and Mistletoe by etux (29k, Bagginshield, modern au, pretending NOT to be married, Christmas shenanigans, established relationship)

*****Lights of Midnight by etux (2.9k, Bagginshield, Drogo/Primula, New Year’s Eve shenanigans, modern au)

*****where moments turn into forever by alkjira (1k, Bagginshield, Bofili, Kiliel, everyone lives/nobody dies, Shirement, established relationship, fluff, super cute)

*Cute Girls & Chemistry by starlightwalking (7.8k, fem!Kiliel, college au, aspec characters)

*****Hearts Will As Hearts Must by determamfidd (10k, Gigolas, Bagginshield, Kiliel, everyone lives/nobody dies, Legolas and Gimli meet upon Gimli’s moving to Erebor and they hate each other’s guts instantly, it gets better tho)

*****Glowing like Stars by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze) (2k, fem!Kiliel, mermaid au, absolutely freaking brilliant)

*****Ever On and On by yubiwamonogatari (2.9k, fem!Bagginshield, old ladies in love in the Shire)

*Stranger's Home by Sansael (1.2k, Dís/Dís’ wife, fix-it, everyone lives/nobody dies, family feels)

Merry Yuletide, From Erebor by starlightwalking (4.8k, Kiliel, Bagginshield, Yuletide, love confessions, Tauriel’s first Yule)

A Horse of Rohan by determamfidd (3.2k, Gigolas, canon compliant, Arod-centric, I have feels about a horse. A. Horse.)

*Twelve Months and Fifty Years by determamfidd (3.1k, Thorin & Frerin, Sansûkh appendix, afterlife doesn’t solve anyone’s problems, if you wanna cry read this)

*****Seldom All It Seems by starlightwalking (28k, fem!Kiliel, Sleeping Beauty au, angst with a happy ending)

*****Summer Lovin' by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze) (1.1k, fem!Bagginshield, fem!Kiliel, everyone lives/nobody dies, love confessions, flowers, summer in the Shire)

*****Snowflake Cave by RainbowUnderpants (fanart, fem!Kiliel, a very beautiful wintry picture ♥)

*****Cliché by mcmanatea (2.1k, fem!Bagginshield, firefighter au, cat in a tree, fluff, flirting)

*****what the stars confess when all is silence by MistakenMagic (8.7k, Bagginshield, Star Wars au, Force bond, PWP: Porg With Plot, Dís has dual lightsabers and is so cool)

Of Dwarfs, Plans & Courtships by alkjira (222k, Fili/Bofur, Bagginshield, Kili/?, crack, angst with a happy ending, courting)

*****The Courting Habits of the Line of Durin by diemarysues (54k, Bagginshield, slow burn, courting, Dwarves are fucking prudes, read also the rest of the series)

*****The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by Bgtea (116k, Bagginshield, Dwori, slow build, fix-it, letters)

The Search for Mad Baggins by Antarctica_or_bust (10k, Bagginshield, Frodo POV, fix-it, Frodo goes off to look for his Uncle Bilbo with Sam, Merry, and Pippin)

You're the only thing I want to see by authoressjean (2.3k, Bagginshield, modern au, Thorin has glasses but Bilbo had no idea)

*****Nothing Gold Can Stay by perkynurples (296k, Bagginshield, modern royalty, really slow burn, a fandom classic)

*Fall Down at Your Door by diemarysues (37k, WIP, Bagginshield, universe alteration, magic, Bilbo gets turned into a cat, most of the fic is in the form of letters)

I Sang In My Chains Like The Sea by orphan_account (56k, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Bagginshield, Aragorn/Arwen, implied Gigolas, Pacific Rim au)

Sometimes it's just that easy by authoressjean (2.8k, Bagginshield, modern au, sequel to Alone is a word not meant for you)

*Color by Numbers by andquitefrankly (46k, WIP, Bagginshield, sequel to Color Me Mine, everyone ships Bilbo and Thorin)

*****An Unexpected Addition by karategal (88k, Bagginshield, everyone lives/nobody dies, slow build, one of the first fics I read coming to this fandom and one of the best, read the rest of the series too)

**********Sansûkh by determamfidd (533k, WIP, Bagginshield, Gigolas + lots of others, lots of angst, glacial build, dead peanut gallery, everyone is dead but they’re hanging around, literally the best thing to ever grace this fandom or any fandom for that matter)

*A Most Sensible Idea by HildyJ (76k, Bagginshield, Dwori, arranged marriage au, Erebor never fell au, misunderstandings, pining, cultural differences)

*Oak and Mistletoe by HildyJ (55k, Bagginshield, Erebor never fell au, first meetings, fairy tale elements, falling in love, angst)

*****King's Ransom by Farasha (49k, Bagginshield, Kiliel, everyone lives/nobody dies, BotFA reimagining)

*The Lonely Isle by lily_winterwood (34k, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Bagginshield, Jurassic World au, raptor daddy Bilbo Baggins)

*****Cherry on the Cake by etux (1.4k, Bagginshield, modern au, part of the Paris au, demisexual virgin Thorin)

*Alone this Yuletide by Emsiecat (91k, Bagginshield, universe alterations, Shire au, fake/pretend relationship, Yuletide shenanigans, we all know where this goes *wink wink*)

Azhâr by yubiwamonogatari (152k, WIP, Bagginshield, Kiliel, Gigolas + others, everyone lives/nobody dies, angst, pining, fluff, fix-it, Thorin in the Shire, slow burn, Arkenstone may or may not be a Silmaril)

The Sons of Durin by KivrinEngle (95k, Bagginshield, modern au, follows the storyline of The Hobbit but in modern-day Scotland)

*Tamâmebrulu Id-Mudtu (Lullabies of the Heart) by rutobuka (comic, Bagginshield, everyone lives/nobody dies, sharing a bed, hurt/comfort, first kiss, all that good stuff)

*****The Took's Arrangement by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze) (62k, Bagginshield, arranged marriage au, Erebor never fell, one of the best arranged marriage au’s I’ve read)

*Of Iron by Poplitealqueen (16k, WIP, Bagginshield, Bifur/Ori, Kiliel, Bofur/Dwalin/Nori, canon divergence, Dáin joins the quest, Dáin is awesome)

Autumns That There Were by perkynurples (18k, Bagginshield, sequel to Nothing Gold Can Stay, modern royalty au, epilogue)

*****and sow a star divided in us by MistakenMagic (57k, Bagginshield, Star Wars au, the Force is shipper trash, Jedi Knight Bilbo, Jedi Master Thorin)

The Road Delivered Us Home by keelywolfe (117k, Bagginshield, alternate universe - canon divergence, canonical character death (not Thorin’s), slow burn)

The Unexpected Hobbit: A Journey by alkjira (193k, WIP, Bagginshield, Nwalin, Bilbo and Thorin's roles are reversed)

Bilbo Does Not Need Sex Advice (Especially Not From Officer Oblivious and Captain Clueless) (5.9k, Bagginshield, exactly what the title says, Fili and Kili give very bad no good sex advice)

Madness by orphan_account (33k, Bagginshield, Dwori, modern au, babysitter au)

Mistletoe by orphan_account (22k, Bagginshield, Dwori, modern au, babysitter au, Christmas)

*The Queen and her Burglar by snowmissus (soul_of_blaze) (3.7k, fem!Bagginshield, vaginal fingering, cunnilingus)

*****For The Ages Of A Day by perkynurples (50k, Bagginshield, sequel to Nothing Gold Can Stay, modern royalty)

Hidden Desires by lilithiumwords (7.4k, Bagginshield, smut)

Have At It by trulyunruly (11k, Bagginshield, smut, Thorin is a virgin)

Christmas is Coming by an_odd_ducky (1k, Bagginshield, modern au, PWP)

A Halo On Your Body by freakylemurcat (5.8k, Bagginshield, bathing, piercings, lots of them, read also the rest of the series)

*I'm Dreaming Of... by diemarysues (5k, Bagginshield, pre-slash, first kiss, first time, all kinds of smut, Christmas)

*Impartial Judge by bigmamag (46k, WIP, Harry Potter crossover, Gigolas, Kiliel, Viktor Krum/Hermione Granger, Bagginshield, Triwizard Tournament, Gimli is from Durmstrang, Legolas is from Beauxbatons, Legolas is part Veela)

*Deck the Halls and Dwarves and Quarries by diemarysues (6.3k, Bagginshield, everyone lives/nobody dies, Christmas shenanigans, Dwarf culture & customs)

*****Snowmelt by determamfidd (8.8k, Gigolas, missing Sansûkh scene, lots of smut, two nerds being dudes)

*Synergy by alkjira (7k, Dwagginshield, smut, dirty talk, mutual pining)

Where All Thy Beauty Lies by yubiwamonogatari (3.5k, Gigolas, established relationship, Glittering Caves)

Repurposing by katajainen (1.2k, fem!Bagginshield, PWP, Reshirement, a really hot summer day)

Spherule by yeaka (1.3k, fem!Kiliel, dom/sub, sex toys, bondage, PWP)

Not Rated

Song as Old as Rhyme by Wizards_Pupil (86k, Bagginshield, Dwori, Beauty and the Beast but with a twist, it has dragons)

Silence by jeza_red (7.8k, Thorin & Frerin, Sansûkh-verse, angst, but things get better, slowly but they do)

For Better or For Worse by TheEmcee (76k, Bagginshield, arranged marriage au, life debts, mutual pining, hurt/comfort)

#bagginshield #kiliel #gigolas #the hobbit #lotr #fic rec

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