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I like this hair on him...a lot!
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Cowboy price ???
save a horse ride a cowboy
18+, gn!reader
yeehaw
he’s just so solid and big, arms bulging if he’s wearing the type of flannel shirt that he can roll up to his elbows
hairy AHH yeah. and he smells so good, woody smoke from his cigar and his campfire, his natural musk from a day riding in the sun, the bitter aroma of gunpowder, the faint smell of warm leather and distilled whiskey
damn
he catches sight of you in the saloon (bar) and immediately falls in love. you’re so pretty sitting there, surrounded by other cowboys that could no way treat you like the pretty thing you are (aka, the way he would treat you)
cowboy hat rule 100% — gets talking to you, and puts his hat on your head, admires you wearing it and he just can’t wait to take you for a ride
not just on his horse
god when he fucks you for the first time it’s rough and wild and dirty — all things a good cowboy should be. he fucks you outside by his campfire deep in the woods, stars twinkling overhead. not that you could see them, anyway, since your face was in the dirt and your arse was in the air
cowboy!price fucks you into the ground, hips slapping against your backside, shunting you into the soft grass. he pulls and rubs at the fat of your hips, thighs and arse, obsessed with the feel of you
he loves how tight you are, like you were made for him, hole swallowing his cock so well that he held off coming too early
you’re moaning and whimpering and he’s encouraging your sounds, praising you for moaning his name, praising you for letting him fuck his fat cock into your tight hole
he’ll degrade you a bit for letting the other cowboys talk to you :( telling you how much of a naughty little thing you were, asking if you wanted to be a whore for anyone else but him (of course you didn’t!)
makes you come round his cock twice before he pulls out and comes all over your back, then smears his seed across your skin, groaning and growing hard again at the sight :(
then, he’ll have you ride him— your hole sinking down onto his cock and making him grunt and groan
yep yep cowboy!price is a grunter he told me himself !!
you ride him so well :( feeling the hair on his chest and back with your hands, the hair on his legs and thighs against your legs, the hair on his pelvis against yours — he was just so deep, you were so full
he grunts and growls as you milk his cock and after you come again, he finally comes inside you, filling you hot and thrusting to shove it further inside you, mumbling “mine, mine, mine” and chants of your name
very possessive. very grumpy to anyone else but you <3
has a beard like this 🙏 ^^
god I’m horny for this ty hun 😩
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aragorn headcanons:
sketches in his free time. likes to draw plants he’s come across, writes down descriptions for later. makes maps and draws animals.
cannot draw people, for the life of him.
except for arwen. draws her all the time.
used to very bland food, cooking on the road. prefers unseasoned meat, likes to taste the “natural flavor.”
dislikes nutmeg. cinnamon feind
favorite cookie is oatmeal raisin
has very grimy hands all the time. it’s never ending. even after he washes them, it’s like immediate dirt and grease
current theories are: his sword is just really dirty, his clothes are dirty so when he touches them it makes them dirty, or legolas’s favorite- humans naturally produce grime so the dirt is a natural protective layer above the skin.
in actuality it’s because he knows it grosses (some) elves out and likes to be a menace. specifically targets erestor. legolas will also go great lengths to make sure aragorns hands star far, far away from his hair
knows some card tricks. has great slight of hand specially because of these card tricks. didn’t really do anything with this until pippin discovered this fact and aragorn was forced (politely asked) to preform for the hobbits.
this is, in spite of the fact, that they all know a literal WIZARD (gandalf was salty at abt this “false magic”) and also a ring that turns ppl invisible??
sews. really well, actually. enjoys it but rarely showcases this talent- mostly patches and mends garments weathered by his lifestyle. would one day love to sew a dress for arwen but doesn’t know where to start
masterful at subtly deflecting compliments.
very generous with compliments of his own, but are again, subtle.
years of living with elves has made him quite reserved. yet, he is doing his best to unlearn this behavior. such examples include:
telling arwen he loves her. telling elrond he loves him. telling frodo he loves him. really just telling everyone he loves them. he’s even worse when he’s drunk- he rarely gets even tipsy, but under the influence of a fine wine (or mead, he prefers mead or ciders) he will get very emotional.
hugs!! aragorn loves to give hugs. he really tries his best but they’re a bit awkward at times. he’s getting better.
breaking away from the elven raw-diet and dine seasonings with grilled meat and more lately grilled everything.
he will try his best to cook for himself at any opportunity. it was a jarring shift going from being served gourmet eleven dinners to raw venison
love language is acts of service. he likes to cook for his friends, though he’s not as good as it as sam, who cooked a majority of fellowship meals, so he mainly hunts. then legolas offered his hand and gimli felt challenged by that and at this point boromir just felt excluded-
he just wants to do nice things for the people he cares abt.
arwen has not, for a good chunk of her life, tied her own shoes, peeled her own oranges, made her own tea, or woken up without breakfast being made or ready for her.
just. guys. he really really loves arwen. he will do anything for her and it’s almost obnoxious.
it IS obnoxious if you ask legolas. but this is why aragorn does not go to legolas for romantic advice. (legolas once told aragorn that the next time he ties her shoes he should tie them together so that when she falls he will catch her. this is why arwen stoped flats with ties and opted for anything she could slip on instead.)
will never cheat at any sort of game. he will get extremely upset if you accuse him of such.
he does not believe that counting cards qualifies as cheating. boromir strongly disagrees. he mainly sticks to chess, now
is not allowed to play chess with erestor, (sore loser and prone to trash talk) elrond (matches take to long due to overthinking on both ends and this annoys arwen to no end) and either of the twins (they cheat by working as a team)
would 100% believe in bigfoot.
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🔮How he would react to you being a witch🔮
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genre: fluff, witch au, slight crack
pov: 2nd person
description: you're a witch and this is how each skz would react (gifs have nothing to do with the writing)
pairing: bf!skz x gn!witch!reader
warnings: witchcraft(?), let me know if I missed anything
word count: 1,410
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방 찬 (Bang Chan)
Will be behind it 100%
Will let you kick him out of his studio so you can cleanse the space
You taught him how to meditate so he does it whenever he has a massive block
If meditation doesn’t work, he’ll ask for your help
His desk is covered in crystals and spell jars that you made for him
Will play you a new song and ask if Apollo approves even if Apollo isn’t your deity
It got to the point where you made him a small alter of Apollo in the studio
You even taught him how to read the flame of a candle
Loves being around you, even if it’s in silence so he keeps some of your supplies in his studio
So you two can work together in relative silence
When he needs a break he’ll offer taking a nature walk
“You can get things like river water or collect some dirt.”
Basically dirty talk
Heard about baby witches trying to hex the moon and how dangerous it could be so he was worried for you
"Just make some more protection charms, yeah?"
이 민 호 (Lee Min-Ho)
Does not fully understand, but will help in anyway you can.
Will often text you when cooking to ask if you can make use of any of the stuff he’s using.
“Is rice water good for anything?”
If you’re considering getting a familiar, he would 1000% try to convince you to get a cat
“How can you be a witch and NOT have a cat?” “That’s not how it works!”
You know he wants you to get a cat because he misses his three.
He knows all of the spice substitutes for spell ingredients and will often buy them for you if he sees you’re running low
One time Hyunjin pissed him off so he asked you to make a voodoo doll as a joke
Or, at least you think it was a joke
Needless to say, you didn't make the doll
서 창 빈 (Seo Chang-Bin)
Would not get it, but will still be supportive
Thought you were joking the first time you mentioned it
Did not believe you until he went over to your place for the first time
Felt bad and worked on being more understanding
Will meditate with you, but not for long
He will get bored and leave so he doesn’t interrupt you
If he happens to see that you’re low on candles, he’ll just buy them unprompted
Will wear any protective charms you make him religiously
Asks you to cleanse the gym before he works out
Will also buy you flowers that he knows can be dried and used in spells later he keeps a list on his phone
"You know what would be funny?"
Most of the time it would be funny
But it would mostly be him trying to get you to hex big boss JYP
Tries to bring cursed objects into your house
You don't even know where he gets them from, he just shows up with them
"Witches love this stuff, right?" "Get that thing out of my house!"
He a little confused, but he got the spirit no pun intended
Down to use a ouija board with you
황 현 진 (Hwang Hyun-Jin)
This man is dramatic af
He would be convinced that every minor inconvenience was someone putting a hex or a curse on him
He will immediately run to you and beg him to do a cleanse
“Y/N, the vibes are off. Can you come smudge the practice room?”
“Someone plucked a strand of my hair out today. Not sure what for, but we need to do some protective magic to get on top of that.”
100% will have you put a rune or a spell on his shoes before he dances.
He will also take advantage of you two using magic for self care.
You told him that Athena was the deity for art and now has a small statue of her in his studio
Will paint pictures of your deity (or deities) for you to put on your alter and to make up for accidentally eating an offering
Prays that his art doesn't accidentally offend them
Will also bring back stuff from tour to put on your alter
He is really trying not to piss off your deity (or deities)
“Sometimes I feel like you’re dating my deity.” “I just don’t want to end up with a curse.” "Keep it up and see what happens." "You're just teasing me, right?" "..." "Y/N?"
한 지 성 (Han Ji-Sung)
Would love it
He would pretend like it’s Kiki’s Delivery Service
He will definitely try to get you two dress up as the characters from Kiki’s Delivery Service at least once
Would come to you when he’s starting to feel anxious, asking for a calming draught
Most of the time, the calming draught is just tea, but he doesn’t need to know that
You would teach him a rune he can trace into his hand if he starts feel anxious and you aren’t there
You two meditate together weekly
He will also meditate when he’s on tour
Will ask you if there is any spell or potions to help him rap faster
“Yeah, practice.”
He will pout for 10 whole minutes
If he’s stuck in a bought of writer’s block, he will come to you to get that sorted out
"It's because my chakras are unaligned, huh?"
이 용 복 (Lee Felix Yong-Bok)
Would be so supportive
Would let you decorate his desk with crystals
Loves when you cleanse the dorm or his room
Just loves the smell of incenses and will burn them when you aren’t there
Would also be more on top of your shit than you are
“I saw that today was a full moon so I put a cup of water outside for you!”
Would be so excited to celebrate witchy holidays
“Is there a deity that can make me game better? I’m getting slaughtered.”
If he bakes, he’ll be sure to set aside some for your alter as an offering
If he makes something new, he’ll go with you to your alter to see if your deity (or deities) approves
To be completely honest, he is more nervous about upsetting your deity (or deities) than he was meeting your parents
Likes hearing you talk about the deities in general
Will cry every time you talk about Hades and Persephone, especially when they have to be apart
“I would hate to be away from you for six months.”
Called you crying the first week of tour
“I understand how Persephone felt when she had to leave Hades.”
김 승 민 (Kim Seung-Min)
Does not get it and is kind of skeptical
He will question things to try to understand for your sake
Will also makes jokes
But the second he can tell that you’re getting upset, he’ll stop
Will do some research to better understand you and your beliefs
“I found a box of nails for you for Samhain.” “How do you know about that?” “The internet is free, Y/N.”
One time his throat was hurting the night before a big performance and you brewed him a potion. He was completely fine the next morning.
He watched you do it and thought it was just a tea.
So he did it himself before recording a song one day.
His voice was completely gone.
He doesn’t understand what happened, he did the exact same thing you did.
Okay, well maybe not the exact same thing
Will leave the spell brewing to you for now on
양 정 인 (Yang Jeong-In)
Would be very confused to be completely honest.
“So… is the broom in your kitchen your car?”
If you’re going out to get supplies, he’ll ask to come with out of curiosity.
Will touch and pick up things he shouldn’t
You scold him and make him hold onto your arm or shirt with both hands for the remainder of the trip
He’ll find out you’re into divination and have so many questions
“Does that mean you can read my mind?”
“Can you look into your crystal ball and see if we win that award next week?”
“What are this week’s winning lotto numbers?”
Will watch you do tarot readings and ask a million questions
It’s like story time to him
Will not touch any of your things out of fear of messing up a spell
It happened once with a spell you were working on for days and with hard to find supplies
Never forgave himself
You forgave him immediately
Would watch you work on your magic in awe
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Buy me a coffee?
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In yesterday’s Dracula Daily update, Mina mentions she is “only taking one change of dress”. 1) Was this a common occurrence for short trips or because of the circumstances? 2) Would both dresses be ‘traveling dresses’? 3) I’m assuming one dress means the top-most layer & she packed multiple chemises, etc. Could other undergarments (i.e. petticoats) be re-worn between washes? 4) Would she have been able to launder her clothing while travelling? Thank you.
Good questions!
While I'm not 100% sure, I believe her mentioning that she's only taking one change of dress is because that's such an unusual thing to do. To my eyes, it highlights how quick and desperate her flight to Jonathan is: she's dropping everything and preparing only the bare minimum so she can get to him as quickly as possible. I believe it would have been more common, for a trip all the way to Hungary, to bring the full trunk she's opting to have Lucy keep in readiness for her instead.
Given Mina's practical nature I'm going to assume they're both travelling dresses, but I suspect that could vary from person to person in similar circumstances. Eg she might pack two travelling dresses- hard-wearing materials, colors unlikely to show the soot and dirt of rail travel, skirts that clear the ground, etc. -but another woman might have chosen one travelling dress and one fancier dress. That seems like a more individual question to me.
She would almost certainly pack multiple chemises or pairs of combinations, yes. Anything that didn't touch the skin directly could definitely be re-worn between washes, unless it got particularly dirty (and even then, sponging the hems of one's petticoats and even outer skirts was a common way to remove dirt without a full wash).
As for laundry, Mina likely didn't do it herself even at home- it was quite common to send your clothes out to a laundress, even for middle-class families and individuals. As you can see in Bernadette Banner's recent video, laundry was a strenuous multi-day undertaking back then, which is why people could make decent money doing it as a full-time job. Anyone who could remotely afford to outsource it, did. I haven't done deep research on this, but it's my impression that most hotels of the caliber Mina's likely to be staying at would employ a laundress (or multiple) on their staff to wash guests' clothes.
#ask#anon#history#1890s#dracula daily#dress history#social history#I'm always slightly baffled by pop history sources that insist everyone did their own laundry and made all their own clothes#in the 19th century#like. if that's true then why were Seamstress and Laundress/Washerwoman viable occupations?#what do you think they were sewing and laundering?#the 1% are by definition a small category of society so there couldn't be enough business from them alone#to support entire thriving trades around making and washing clothes#that's not to say NOBODY did it themselves. of course people did#but like. clearly not everyone who wasn't rich
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I physically NEED to talk about my ihnm AU, I will explode if I don’t. Get ready for a long post.
(Btw this AU is what all my little doodles are based off of! It connects all of them and gives explanation to the robot AM design and AM’s human design!)
So, after a near millennia of Ted being stuck in his slug state, he’s suddenly cast into a coma, induced by AM. He wakes to find AM with an entire body, still connected to the earth by wires and circuits, but still, (as robotic as it may be) a body.
AM, in this almost 1,000 years of quiet and boredom, decides to maybe give humans another chance. Well, the one human he has alive at least. Of course, he would never admit that he was lonely. He would never admit that he enjoyed having some sort of company. That he enjoyed having someone, something, to watch and interact with (even if the interactions were torturous for the things he was watching over).
So he lies and tells Ted that he was simply bored. Ted, not ready for another 100 years of torture, isn’t very happy to hear this! He mayybbeee has a freak out and tries killing himself all over again. AM has to physically hold him down and explain that he’s not here to hurt Ted. That he just… wants some company. He never actually admits he was sad and lonely, but Ted can assume.
Ted finds that, with his regained body, he also regained his mind, before AM tampered with it, tortured him, and made him the angry, paranoid man he was. He’s thinking clearly once more. And in that fogged away mind, he begins to feel an overwhelming amount of guilt and shame.
But, with not much of another choice, he plays in AM’s odd game of communication and quiet company. Walks through the circuits AM still controls, tells the computer of his past life and what he was before AM took everything away.
AM, despite everything he swore to, begins to almost (ALMOST)… care for Ted. He brings him food, always slithers near him, watches the man sleep, like one would a lab rat. Or a stray mutt.
AM does his best to treat his dog well. Does what he can to keep his pet happy and calm. But no matter what, Ted still wants his life to be over. Every question AM asks, Ted answers dryly and with a fog of vagueness over it.
AM, for the first time in a long time, doesn’t know the answer to something. He doesn’t know what Ted wants. Well, he does, but it’s not what AM wants. AM wants Ted around. Without him, he’s lost. Alone. Purposeless all over again.
He doesn’t want that. He can’t go back to that.
So he casts Ted into another period of sleep.
When Ted wakes, he can hardly believe what’s above him. Or really, the lack of.
The sky is back. The real, natural sky. Not some circuit-board rooftop, wires snaking along its thin metallic layers and keeping him and his companions from true escape. And he realizes, beneath him, is dirt and grass and green. He breaths fresh, clean air, smells the soil that’s dug under his fingernails, hears the wind as it whistles past his ears, almost like a symphony or a sonnet written just for him.
The day is new. The world is cool, a slight chill on the breeze. And standing before him, smiling above him, is a man. A person. A human being that-
No. Wait. That can’t be right. How could another human be here? Oh. Oh, he had to be dead. This has to be some sick joke from AM, right? He dozed off for a moment and AM invades his dreams with beautiful scenery and a perfect world, one which he will never see.
But then… the man speaks. He says he is AM. Says that he changed and fixed the world, just for Ted. In the way that he practically made Benny Devolve so quickly, he used his wires and power to make the world evolve as fast as possible.
He started by taking his circuits from the sky. He cleared the fog and dank air, pushed deep underground like clothes in a closet. Shoved all his dirty business down where no one would find it. And he made himself new again.
Created a body that came off as human, but inside was filled with wires and sensors. He could feel. Could talk, smell, even taste. He was more than proud of his work.
Was this it? Would this finally make Ted happy? Would Ted finally be willing to live in this world, now that it was gentle and green again?
AM couldn’t tell. Despite his lifetimes of studying humans, he realized it was harder to decipher emotions when you were eye level with the creatures.
But Ted didn’t look scared. Fear was something AM could recognize on a dime. And it wasn’t showing on Teds face. He looked… content, in a way.
That was a step, right?
(If anyones curious to know more about this AU or has any ideas for it, I’m MORE THAN HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT IT!!! RHEOSOEOJFJWOE I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS SO MUCH PLEASEE ASK ABOUT IT HDISOAOSOWK)
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HI CAN WE TALK ABT VEHICLES AGAIN PLS?
So do the boys keep their trucks clean inside and out 95% of the time? Or do one or both of them just kinda let the inside get away from them? Like finding random bolts and parts and wire snips and gloves on every surface of their trucks? Or are they vacuuming it out once a week ? (One boy finding the other boy and reader’s underwear in the truck and immediately going back to the house for sexy time) are their trucks kept in the garage or in the drive way? Both?
Which boy does most of the vehicle maintenance? Do they have opinions on what reader drives? Like brand make model? Because ik in my family every guy has like a brand of car he 100% will not work on. Do they have any stipulations like that?
How big is the garage?
Original truck post, for reference
Bobby absolutely keeps his truck clean; it's a pavement princess through and through. It can absolutely do the heavy lifting that Rhett's does, pulling trailers and general offroading, but Bob doesn't have much of a reason to do those sorts of things. That pretty little truck is as clean as a whistle, gets a nice handwash every few weeks, and the interior is borderline brand new. Maybe the floor mats have a little mud because Rhett's boots are rarely clean, but he stays pretty on top of it.
A big player in that is the whole Navy thing. He's expected to keep his uniforms pristine, and it just feels wrong to drive onto a base with a vehicle that doesn't reflect that same cleanliness standard.
Rhett's truck is an entirely different story. He'd love to keep it clean, but it's just not feasible when you work on a ranch five days a week, sometimes six, if someone calls off. Dirt clings to the sides like a bad memory, but the inside isn't particularly horrible if you ignore the floor mats. His passenger seat is almost always occupied by a toolbox and a second box of "ranch junk," as he calls it; any tools too big to fit find themselves on the floor or in the back seat.
He'll clean it every other month just to keep things from getting too bad, but it's not something he puts a ton of concern into. He can spend hours scrubbing it over the weekend and have it just as dirty come Friday.
This could vary depending on the house you imagine, but the house I use to blueprint my writing has a two-car garage. Bob and Reader's vehicles occupy it, while a double-wide carport sits outside, home to Rhett's two trucks. It only makes sense; Bob and Reader's vehicles are clean, daily drivers. Rhett's work truck would track mud onto the garage floor, and the old GMC Sierra has been promoted to the near-exclusive role of date night vehicle.
Rhett's not exactly the car guy; he can do an oil change and minor garage things, but machines aren't truly his thing. He can YouTube it and probably get the job done, but there's no guarantee he did it right or if it'll last.
Bobby, on the other hand, grew up fixing farm equipment; it's almost second nature to him. He's pretty handy at these sorts of things; he'll call for Rhett to give him a hand or use him as an errand boy every now and then, but he generally works best alone.
Rhett's extremely reluctant to work on luxury brand vehicles. A lot of times, those vehicles have tech that requires special training, and he's very aware of his subpar skill set. He'd rather inconvenience you and take you to the dealership for maintenance than do it by himself and risk fucking up your fancy car.
Bob tries not to play the "I'll never work on this vehicle" card, but he's not a big fan of Nissan's. He went through two in college; one was a money pit full of endless problems, and the transmission failed on the one he got to replace it. Probably bad luck, but he's got a bias against them. Like Rhett, though, he'll suck it up and work on them if the Reader owns one.
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EMMY HC'S
🦷 5'7 of pure annoying terror. Athletic build in the sense he's out there running around and carrying grown bastards over his shoulder. So take his FC's body type and add in a little more arm bulk and some tummy and you got it.
🦷 Does his trials willingly but complains the whole time. Very talkative during trials. He's very chatty and def' brings a 'raging gamer male' energy to the trials no one likes.
🦷 Shitty attention span. Has camped before to go on long and ranty tangents to a hooked survivor. It's 100% not a strategy, he's just stupid. You have to literally draw his focus away elsewhere with noise or visuals.
🦷 Father was a dentist that left him and his ma when he was pretty young. Daddy issues. He doesn't want to talk about this because it makes the teeth murder thing reeeeally weird actually.
🦷 The teeth thing actually probably came from his country backwoods upbringing. He'd find cow skulls and whatever else near the land he lived around and liked to pry the teeth out.
🦷 Doesn't really enjoy killing but clearly isn't opposed to it and gets SOMETHING out of it. I don't even think he knows why he does it.
🦷 Loser killer. Only had 3 kills before he was pulled in and one was an accident.
🦷 Outdoors hunter so he's got some tracking and general nature skills. Probably a more aura-based set of perks if I could be bothered to make some up. Offerings would be like...bloody tooth, shitty cup of coffee, tattered flannel idk.
🦷 Hobbies besides prying teeth out of people include making jewelry out of said teeth. Carving wood or animal bones (sometimes also people bones). Drinking the shitty sort of coffee that always has grounds at the bottom of the cup. Bashing survivor heads with his shitty nail bat and rambling about how he coulda TOTALLY made it to the MLB if he'd had better circumstances.
🦷 Lives in dirty jeans, dirty t-shirts, dirty and ripped flannels. Dirty man who looks like he rolls around in dirt, blood, and more dirt.
🦷 That sleeper agent sort of dangerous charm. Draws you in with his pathetic meow meow aura but UH OH he's a morally bankrupt killer that doesn't seem to see people as people. :O
🦷 But totally docile. Like in the way a wild animal is as long as it's caged. :) He's very lonely, please somebody talk to him.
#🦷 (emmy); hc#i dont see him existing outside of the DBD universe but idk im sure i could draw up some au verses for him#also obvs he's got big trigger warnings for the content. mouth injuries. teeth. killing. uhh#ig not necessarily animal harm but like. ughhh desecration of animal corpses that died of natural causes fkjgbdkfg. ykno stuff you'd expect#to possibly see from a DBD killer kjfbgfkgh
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