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cannellee · 4 months

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NARUTO OMEGAVERSE ☆

alpha!naruto x omega!reader (f)

— how does he act around his omega s/o ?

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this is my first time writing for anything other than tokyo rev. I've just entered another naruto brainrot and was baffled by the lack of naruto omegaverse content on tumblr, so I decided to diversify my blog and write for naruto too!

I'll post a headcanon about being team 7's omega later in the evening!

ALPHA!NARUTO

naruto truly is an energetic person, the reason why he approached you in the first place is because of your empathy for others.

you know him since childhood, while his personality and his curse might have driven others away, you never treated him differently.

you were kind and thoughtful, but you still stood your ground and never hesitated to speak up for others.

naruto was always by your side. he was a noisy kid and whenever you voiced something, he often felt the urge to say it even louder to make sure people heard you or to back you up. you did feel a bit embarrassed sometimes, but his clumsy actions were endearing in their own way.

you noticed how he always seemed to protect you without never overstepping your boundaries. he wanted you to know he would always defend you, but never overwhelm you with his presence.

he would always challenge the other kids whenever he saw them as threats, possibly taking your eyes away from him.

always your #1 defender, never letting any other kids treat you badly, especially since you hung out with him. he wasn't afraid to get mad and pick a fight if he considered that your pride or integrity was involved.

growing up, he still didn't stop following you like your shadow.. the only difference was the way he carried himself, he seemed so much more reliable you found yourself falling for him.

COURTING

his actions towards you were no longer clumsy attempts to impress you, instead, he started an enthusiastic pursuit, his determination was impressive and you knew he meant every words he ever said to you.

as mindless and forgetful as he might look, naruto is one to spoil you with thoughtful gestures.

during the courting process, he would gift you handwritten notes, try his best to carve a wooden necklace with your initials behind it.

his gifts are surprisingly delicate and he's paying extremely attention to your interests.

naruto is always so supportive of you, cheering you on, congratulating you for any reasons and ready to help you for anything as well.

he's so reassuring, affirming that everything will be fine whenever you're doubting.

if you're in trouble for example, he'll simply tell you to go rest. he'll take care of the rest, you don't have to worry about anything! he'll throw you a big smile and come back with his same happy face, and your problems are all gone in a minute!

even as a teenager, naruto still is pretty jealous, not in a possessive way, but he will get upset when other alphas are looking your way. once again, he will not hesitate to challenge anyone if it means keeping you for himself. yes, he will be the main reason why you don't have any alphas asking you out anymore.

naruto wants to seduce you by showing you how strong and reliable he is, always bragging about his strength and how his training will turn him into one of the best shinobi to ever exist.

he tells you about his ability to protect you, and that he'll never stop working out nor neglect his training. you can rest assured that you'll always be safe by his side!

he is protective of you, that's a fact, although it's not as intense as some other alphas. he trusts you and values your independence, he doesn't want to become a burden or a nuisance to your happiness.

that's why he learnt to take it easy and let you live a normal life most omegas don't even have access to.

but don't worry, naruto isn't scared to step in, in order to shield you from whatever he considers compromising to your safety. he wants you to be 100% comfortable, doing everything in his power to keep you away from harm.

you're his priority and he will offer you his unwavering support in times of distress and doubt.

even during the courting process, you both are comfortable enough to let him spread his scent around you. he'll shower you with his pheromones to calm you down and talk to you in a reassuring manner, so foreign to the naruto people usually have in mind.

RELATIONSHIP

once you get together, he's attached to you, more than before if that was even possible.

he's dragging you to surprise dates, gifting you everything that reminded him of you and kissing your forehead every chance he gets.

his nose is always buried in your neck : he's whipped for you and your sweet scent, and he's shameless about it too.

he takes deep breaths with his face pressed against your scent gland and doesn't stop until you push him away. once you look at him, he has the most satisfied grin ever and profusely kisses your whole face with love struck eyes.

he's crazy about pda and isn't embarrassed at all to initiate it, even in public. you're his omega, why would he restrain himself from showing you his love?

he is so proud to be your partner, everyone knows about it the second you start dating.

you're the prettiest omega he ever laid his eyes on and naruto knows how lucky he is that you have chosen him out of everyone.

that's why he's so desperate to show you that he's the right one for you, that he's trustworthy and that you can lean on him.

oh yes please, he's so devoted to you he'll do anything! especially during your most vulnerable moments, when he thinks he's blessed that you chose to trust him near you when you're in this state.

ask him to bring you this type of snacks and he's running outside to get it! ask him to give you more blankets or soft items for your nest and he'll go straight to your favourite shop to buy them.

he's delighted the first time you ask him to scent one of your clothe. sure, he had gifted you a couple of his shirts when you weren't dating, when he was still courting you, but it was always coming from him, and he didn't really know whether you accepted them or just politely threw them away without him knowing.

to have his beautiful omega, directly ask him to be scented by him is a dream come true and you swear he has heart eyes when he eagerly starts scenting all of your wardrobe.

being in your nest, cuddling with you is quality time he'll never neglect or refuse. he loves it so much! everything smells like the both of you, an intoxicating mix of your flowery scent and his own, which makes him soo dizzy.

he's even happier when you start cooking for him, always packing his lunch before a mission or any normal training.

food is one of the things he loves the most, and to have it prepared by his precious omega is such a blessing. you're the best cook and your food is so delicious he can't get enough!

but you're not the only one who can make him giddy, naruto has his ways when he wants to make you flustered.

he actually doesn't do it on purpose, but when he suddenly acts all serious and talks to you with his reassuring and soft voice, looking at you like you're the most beautiful and delicate thing he's ever seen, you can't help the blush from making its way to your cheeks, nor the rapid heartbeats his manly scent sparks.

he smells it in your scent, it's subtle but he's able to decipher such change in you. when you get shy or a bit more submissive than usual, you scent also gets sweeter and softer. it drives him crazy and he has to dig his nose closer.

he teases you a bit about it, but he doesn't want to ruin the romantic mood so he tones it down for now.

his omega needs his love and attention, and he'll give it to her!

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villainsblog97 · 6 months

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Xdinary Heroes Reaction

Their S/O Being Jealous

Hello everyone! I'm going to try to be a little more active on here! I hope everyone is doing well!

Summary: So I have posted how our heroes get jealous, but how would they react to seeing YOU jealous??

Warning: Language, some suggestive content (Nothing bad I promise)

Scenario: Romance, fluff, some comedy, boyfriend AU

Gunil

GOD

He would be going insane

Like he has a girl hitting on him

And You are quite literally all over him

He knows what you're doing too

And he's totally all for it

He loves when you get jealous

He's gonna let everyone in the building know who he belongs to

I can see him

Hand around your waist

Smiling at you

Letting all the people around him know that

TAKEN

Lots of kisses

Yeah you know where it's gonna end

Jungsu

This man...

Okay so he notices you acting weird

Really weird

Asks you almost immediately what's wrong

You tell him you didn't like how the waitress was flirting with him

Like it was so obvious

He would smile and take your hand

"My Jagiya... don't worry, I knew what she was doing"

You'd go quiet

He would hold onto your hand and start using every damn pet name under the sun

"I think my baby needs a refill" he'd tell the waitress

Making sure he's super loud

"How is your food my princess"

(I'm melting a little)

Now the waitress is a little pissed

She'll get over it

Jungsu is yours

Gaon

I feel like at first Jiseok would be a little oblivious to the situation

Like he's confused

Why did you get so clingy all of a sudden?

But then when you explain it

Oh man

He's gonna tease you

"Is my baby....jealous??"

With that shit eating smirk

He's been hanging out with Seungmin too much

You would be a little embarrassed to admit it

But yes

You were jealous

Very jealous

Like that was your man

She could find her own

He would laugh and pull you closer

Could see him slipping his hand in your back pocket

(Stay with me guys)

Definitely letting the girl who was giving him flirting eyes the hint

He wasn't up for grabs

O.de

We already know where it's gonna go

At first he'd probably think you were overreacting

But then when he saw the signs

He pulled you closer

"Then show her, show her just who I belong to"

You would wrap your arms around his neck and pull him into the deepest most passionate kiss

Seungmin would be even surprised

"Okay... let's go"

He would drag you away

And

I'll leave that for the imagination

Junhan

WHERE THE F IS OUR SHY BOI!?!?

Anywho

This face exactly is how I'd see it

Now we all know how cute Hyeongjun is

But he's also a little shit

If you disagree you're lying to yourself

He's gonna eat this up

"Babe...are you jealous?"

"No!"

You get a little clingy

Like hugging his arm

Kissing his cheek

a lot

He'd finally smirk

and as you were leaning in for another cheek kiss

He'd quickly turn so you kissed his lips

And yes

He'd keep you there for a minute

until the bitch flirting with your boyfriend finally walked away

(I could see him smirking under your kiss too)

(okay bye)

Jooyeon

Lord help me...

Jooyeon is such a little shithead

(Yes I love him)

I think he's gonna tease you the most

Like laughing a lot

Also things like

"Nope, not until you admit you're jealous"

"Okay whatever miss (or mister) jealousy"

Basically he wants you to admit you're jealous of the person near him

You finally had enough and admitted you were jealous

"Fine Joo! Yes I'm fucking jealous right now! that person really needs to keep their hands to themselves! Happy??"

He would nod his head proudly and pull you closer

"You're so cute baby" he'd say as he kisses your nose

What a little shit....

#xdinary heroes #boyfriend scenario #fluff #romance #gun-il #jungsu #gaon #ode #junhan #jooyeon

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snailsrneat · 2 years

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Love Gardener

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Scernario:

MC opens their arms after a long day and says "I need love and affection." Their S/O happily obliges.

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Heartslabyul Edition-

Riddle:

Boy is shy af

Once the question fully leaves your lips he turns scarlet

You thought he was angry at you for asking such a "insolent" question and was about to leave when he grabbed your wrist

He stuttered out, "I-I would like t-that very much."

Smiling you lead him over to the bed, lay down and pat your chest, signaling him to lay down as well

Shakily he sat down, and laid his head on the spot you were patting

Shy boy quickly turns into emotional boy

He's never experienced affection quite like cuddling

(Mother Rosehearts is awoman of high class, she can't be seen being affection, even to her own flesh and blood)

He cries softly into your shoulder whilst you pet his hair and whisper sweet nothings to him

Eventually he falls asleep from crying so much ❤️‍🩹

"*sniff*Mother...*sniff* why?"

Ace Trappola:

Oooh boi

Now listen Ace, while very physical affectionate, is a tsundere

With that comes his denial of liking any physical affection

You could be straight up hugging him like a koala to it's tree and he would say, "You're so needy all the time, give me some space."

Then 5 minutes after giving him said space he goes,"..I actually liked that could you do that again?"

This mf-

But anyway, once you ask him for some much needed cuddles he "reluctantly" agrees

On the inside however

He's doing the f-ing Carleton

He stoked to hear that you want to be so close to him ❤

"Huh? You want t-to cuddle? F-fine, but don't be surprised when I take all the blankets."

Deuce Spade:

Mans is both excited and scared

More accurately, a nervous wreck

He's never been this close to with anyone besides his mom

(Deuce 100% would cuddle with his mom when he was a little kid)

Being so close is a new experience for him

However he was determined to learn

When you guys went to cuddle his shoulders became as stiff as rocks, face bright pink, and heartbeat about to jump out of his chest

You tried petting the top of his head to calm him down a bit but that just made him more tense

So you just decided the best course of action was to lay on his chest

Don't ask him about his heartbeat, because he's just gonna turn into a stuttering mess💙

"My heartbeat? I- uhm, it's just that- uhm"

Trey Clover:

Mans is too sweet

The moment those words leave your lips he stops everything

(Which made you a little scared that he was upset at you)

He looks over at you with the sweetest, most adoring gaze and says

"Of course darling, just let me finish making these sweets for the unbirthday party and I'll cuddle you for however long you need."

HHehdbshjwvsjHavshduehhsAAAAAAAA

IT'S TOO CUTE MAKE IT STOP

Once he finishes up he carries over to his room and attacks you with his love

Like legitimately bombs you with kisses and hugs and IT'S TOO MUCH

GAAAAAAAH💚

"You know you can for cuddles anytime. All you to do is just ask."

Cater Diamond:

My boy here is exploding both on the inside and the outside

Long story short, he's all over you oon the outside and completely panicking on the inside

To be quite honest with you I don't think Cater is quite used to tons of affection

He probably isn't even that touchy of a person tbh

But when it comes to you

He just melts into your arms

All he wants is to lay his head on your tummy and listen to the sounds of your heartbeat and gurgling of your stomach

He also doesn't want this to ever end so let's hope you went pee before bed🧡

"What are doing babe? Stay with me, it gets cold without you here."

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Hello everyone! No I am not dead, just trying recover after some serious burnout. Sorry I didn't tell y'all about it but I'm back and I'm hopefully gonna start making posts more. I plan on making a masterlist to both introduce people to me and my blog but also make it easier for people to find whatever the heck work of mine they want to read. I have something pretty big coming in the very soon future that I'm very excited about and I hope you all are as well. Anyway, thank you for reading this end part rant and I hope you all have an amazing day.

#Twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #Riddle Rosehearts x Reader #ace trapolla x reader #deuce spade x reader #trey clover x reader #cater diamond x reader #twst headcanons #Interactions are appreciated #Twst brainrot #The brainrot has finally ended #But don't want it to go

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arand0mdutchgirl · 8 months

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Rwrb text post / fic preview

Little "i'd die for you" preview: coming to ARandomDutchGirl on ao3 on oct first for firstprinceweek day 5!

I'd die for you

aRandomDutchGirl

Summary:

First prince week day 5: life or death DETECTIVES HUSBANDS AU The one where Alex and Henry go undercover together and Henry takes a bullet for Alex ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING I PROMISE

TW: for implied vomiting and fearing that you're going to die and mention of alcohol

Henry takes a sip of his beer and frowns at the man sitting next to him.

"So are you going to tell me what got you so pissed mate?" Henry asks, hoping he comes off as an interested friend instead of an interested undercover detective.

Chris sighs.

"Why am I so- I'll tell you why I'm f****** pissed. F***** snakes, I swear ****-"

It's as if Henry's whole world pauses for a second.

Of course, he knew going into this mission that he could get caught.

But the hypothetical is a lot less terrifying than the reality.

Henry presses his nails into his trembling hand forcing it to stop shaking, because he'll won't be able to deny the accusations and win back the trust of these bloody terrible people if he's shaking in fear.

He downs his beer which isn't a good choice because it makes him want to vomit from fear and adrenaline rather than drowning his anxiety.

He takes a deep breath.

At least Alex isn't with him right now.

Alex might be able to make it out of this mission alive.

As long as he doesn't blow his cover when he finds out the people he's pretending to belong with murdered his husband.

Christ. Why did they ever agree to go on this mission?

They knew it was dangerous.

Much more so than the ones they've gone on in the past. (Not that they weren't terrifying in their own way).

But they figured they'd be fine as long as they faced the danger together.

Which was rather stupid, because Henry knows that if the situation were reversed and Alex was the one with the blown cover...

He knows there is no way in hell he'd be able to keep his cool and keep up his fake identity after finding out his husband had died.

But Alex is going to have to try because if he fails to keep his false identity his cover will be blown too.

And the only thing worse than knowing Henry is going to die right here surrounded by these bloody awful people he was so sure he was going to get to arrest, is knowing his death essentially caused his husband's death as well.

So he hopes with everything he's got that when Alex finds out about Henry's death, he won't fall apart until after he's arrested these men.

Henry can only hope Alex won't let himself deal with his husband's death until he's at a safe place to do so.

A laugh catches Henry's attention and brings him back to reality. "Oliver? Are you good? You look like hell mate!"

First Henry thinks it's a trap but it doesn't take long to figure out the man has no clue Henry is one of those snakes he just cussed out.

Meaning someone else's cover got blown...

The realization comes crashing in on Henry and before he knows it he retches.

It's not his cover that got blown.

It's Alex's.

Cr: song die first by Nessa Barrett (so Henry coded i'm gonna cry😭)

Ss cr: most from @aplaceinme and i'm not sure about one of them but if it's your ss tell me and i'll cr you!

O(i did not spent 30 minutes searching pinterest for this just to find the ss i was looking for on tumblr within one second (yes i did ugh)

#alex x henry #prince henry of wales #alex and henry #rwrbedit #rwrb alex #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #red white and royal blue #rwrb trailer #red white and royal blue movie #firstprince week 2023 #rwrb film #rwrb fic #a03 fic #firstprince week #firstprince

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butterfluffy · 2 years

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Can I request, Marco the phoenix getting jealous on his s/o's childhood friend.

Thanks girl 💕

“jealous little boy”

⠀⠀ੈ♡˳· having a reunion with your childhood friend, a pineapple falls into jealousy, unhappy on how you're ignoring him for your friend..

⠀⠀➧ fluff | marco × gn!reader | oneshot

⠀⠀➧ warnings — none, other than swearing...! mistakes may be present though.. so do ignore them, thanks!

⠀⠀➧ requests are closed until further notice!

⠀⠀꒰ 🍨 ꒱ notes: here's ur jealous husband @kazenomegaminowanpisu 😘

LAW | LUFFY | MARCO

Having a gasp immediately left your lips upon seeing a familiar face in the crowd as you shopped with your lover, Marco who tilt his head. Confused of your reaction.

“Love, what's wrong? You look really shocked... And who's that someone you're lookin' at, yoi?” The tall blond man asks, eyes travelling to a certain figure in the middle of the crowd, squinting his eyes that went back and forth to you and the someone you're looking at.

“Marco, they're..!” Silently squeeling, you then left no explanation for your lover. Just dashing away, squeezing yourself on the crowd, desperate to approach the person you saw.

“F/n!” You exclaim, calling your friends' name upon nearing them, catching their attention. “F/n, it's been so long..!”

Launching yourself onto their figure, you gave them a tight embrace, catching Marco who just caught up with you off guard.

“..Wait, who—oh! Y/n, it's nice to meet you again!” Hugging you back, they smiled, letting go after a solid minute, chatting with you who totally forgot about your lover who stood beside you two like a post.

“...Man, we gotta catch up with each other, so, uh. Wanna get lunch?” Asking you this, you then beamed a smile, nodding your head as Marco furrowed his brows, finally interfering.

“Wait, love. Who is this?” He asks with a raise of a brow, taking your hand and pulling you close to him, jealousy finally stirring up in him...

“Ah, Marco! My heavens, I almost forgot about you—ah, scratch that, this is F/n, love. My childhood friend. And F/n, this is Marco, my lover.” Introducing them to each other, the two observed each other, sparks of annoyance lighting up between them.

“Oh, didn't know that you're into pineapples, Y/n..” Your friend jokes, causing you to slightly snicker, while Marco was ticked off.

“Well, my love, why didn't you tell me you have such friend, yoi?” Slinging his arm over your shoulder, Marco returned a salty comment to your friend who irked.

“A..Ah, you two, calm it, okay? Why don't we chat on a restaurant?” You suggested as your friend sighed.

“Sorry, Y/n. I don't think I'll want to have a chat and be a third wheel on you two. I'll just head home now, gotta make myself lunch, so I guess we'll just see each other around, or here—phone me up if you wanna talk.” They said with a huff, shrugging their shoulders as they handled you their number before leaving.

“Aw, too bad... I wanted to have a chat with them after a long time!” You whined, only to be pinched by your lover who had a frown on his face. “Ouch! What was that for!?”

“That friend of yours is making me jealous, yoi! You gave them all your attention, and almost none to me, plus, they're hogging you all to themselves, when you're supposed to be mine..” The blond man grumbles, giving you a back hug as he complained.

“...Ah? Sorry, Marco. I didn't know that I made you into my jealous little boy..” Planting a kiss on his hand, you comforted your lover who smiled, kissing your cheek.

“I'm no little boy, but I guess it's fine if you call me that, because I'm yours anyway.” He cooed, holding your hand as you two now walk back to your home to shower each other love.

#ੈ♡˳· butterfluffy #one piece #one piece x reader #one piece fanfiction #one piece oneshot #marco #marco one piece #marco the phoenix #marco x reader #marco one piece x reader #marco the phoenix x reader

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rimii-iii · 8 months

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perfectionist, not. sae itoshi

chapter two - one person fancy hotel

her e/c eyes flickered open like a light switch, the first thing she saw was a blanket covering her small body. "wha..." she rubbed her eyes, when she heard a low small groan. "Sae?" he was probably the only person. "oh..." he lifted his head, eyes still closed when he rested his scalp on the seat.

"we've have arrived at Tokyo, Japan."

her eyes sparkled when she heard her birthplace, "yay! we're here!" her voice cracked a bit, stretching her arms from the beauty sleep.

"please put on your seatbelts, we are shortly landing."

her mouth shaped an 'o', "my ears..." she trailed off when the plane suddenly roughly landed, Sae's turquoise hues widened when she almost hit her head on the screen, he placed a hand on the television before she could. "tch..." he rolled his eyes, while she placed her own hand over her forehead.

"thanks..." she mumbled, rubbing her forehead. "be more careful." he nonchalantly said, taking off his seatbelt, throwing the blanket down as he stood up. the girl blinked twice, was he caring for her just now? "c'mon, don't you want to come back here?" he asked, stealing a glance at the girl who sat there, comprehending what was happening.

"you cared for me!" she smirked, standing up, but her seatbelt brought her down. Sae snickered at the careless action, "that." he was already taking out his luggage, "h-hey! wait for me too!" she struggled to take it off, but she managed. she jumped up, reaching for the cabinet on the other side, grabbing her luggage and running off the plane.

it was currently winter in Japan, but unfortunately snow didn't arrive yet. "so... where the hotel?" i asked.

"what?" he looked at me, "the... hotel!" i paused in the middle, glancing around at the familiar streets.

"why are you following me?" he questioned, taking out his phone, "c-cuz! you said that we can share a room!"

"no." he furrowed his eyebrows, a perplexed expression on his face. "what? did you forget?" she worriedly asked, holding her own phone to her chest. "no. i never said that."

"wha..." she blinked once, twice, thrice. "i'm kidding." he started walking, leaving the poor girl behind. "MEANIE!"

゜

after Sae checked in, the two football players entered the lift in silence, pressing the buttons as the elevator flied up. a ding played when we were on the 21st floor, since the rooms are bigger in this hotel, there aren't as much rooms on a floor, making it slightly easier to find the room.

"here it is..." Sae looked down at the card, double checking so we wouldn't enter a wrong room. placing knocks on the door once again and opening the door swiftly. i glanced around, everything was tidy.

also, not to mention, Sae only booked the room for himself. so there was one toilet, or rather bathroom that was huge, a window, a table with some post-it pads, a closet at the side.

and a single queen size bed.

great, just great.

it was sundown, maybe i should get some food, just in time, my stomach growled for food and i hid my face in embarrassment.

"get some food." he said as if it was too obvious, "okay okay... you want some too?" he shook his head as he opened his luggage, crouching down. "it's fine."

"you sure?" i make sure once more, "yeah." he replied confidently, "i'll just get some food in the room."

i hummed in response, exiting the door.

in about 15 minutes, i came back with cup noodles and a bottle of f/d (fav drink). "i'm baacckkk!" i announced, but no one responded.

until i heard the shower tap running water. oh, he was probably showering... whatever, i'll just eat. i boiled some water and sat down, exhausted, waiting for my dinner.

the bathroom door clicked open, revealing Sae.

"oh."

i'd never thought once in my life, i'd see him without clothes on, and a towel wrapping around his waist, his wet hair dripping water on the floor.

#sae #itoshisae #saeitoshi #yn #reader #reader x character #bllk #bluelock

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melviships · 3 years

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I live for this uncle and his niece

#ConvergingFlightPaths #ICouldAlwaysUseAnExtraGardener #FINE I'LL F/O HIM I'LL MAKE A POST IN A MINUTE #I'll make a few gifssss #it's been years of build up (vibrates aggressively)#I can't stand it anymore

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killemwithkawaii · 2 years

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Hiiii!, this is an idea I got thanks to a TikTok video that said "Imagine a parallel world where real people are characters from anime, videogames, etc. And your favorite character creates fanfics and fanarts about you." I can't help but imagine Fisher writing on Tumblr about the s/o lol.

Holy shit Holy Shit HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT-

Sally as a Selfshipper-

[CW: self depreciation, unreality]

>When he first sees S/O, he could swear a chorus of angels had begun to sing and had swept him right off his feet. He couldn't take his eye off of S/O for a few minutes, absolutely and undeniably smitten, before he realized what just happened and felt pretty embarrassed about it. He knows he can't set his standards for a romantic partner very high, but they should at least be real… right?

>Denial about his feelings/ 'I just think (media) is neat' ➡ Bargaining/ 'I'll just look up the wiki pages and articles about the show. Saving a few images won't hurt, right?' ➡ Depression/Anger/ 'God, I'm really in love with some pixels I am such a loser.' ➡ Gradual Acceptance/'Everyone thinks I'm a weirdo anyway this might as well happen' pipeline

>I'd bet he'd be a lurker in the selfship and f/o tags for a long time, liking a bunch of imagine posts and images of S/O but leaving his page pretty bare besides the necessary info to interact with certain blogs. He resisted posting his own content until his feelings for S/O grew too big to keep in, and he knew people in the selfshipping community would understand what he was going through.

>When posting those dreaded first few gushes didn't kill him instantly, he started posting a few times a week, and all of his content is so goddamn romantic! Lots of pining under screenshots he took of S/O, sappy poetry/songs, painstakingly selected playlists, some personally-tailored imagines and a few cute little doodles on lined paper that he did his best on and was feeling brave enough to post (because he was thinking of S/O encouraging him 💘)

>And then he would have a venty (occasionally horny) sideblog that is technically unlinked to his main but he's not good at hiding it and everyone in the community is like 'oh yeah thats his side blog we didnt think it was a secret??' Reblogs lots of angst/comfort fics, quotes about the universe and love that isn't meant to be, "At least my fictional bf/gf thinks I'm cute" posts, etc.

>Might eventually make one or two selfship friends that he DMs, but definitely has some silent mutuals that pop up in his notes.

>Has sent in a few anonymous requests to fic writers that he will not admit to. He doesn't use sign-offs, but you can always guess he requested them because he's the first to like them. His emoji use and the way he types gives him away, too.

>Says he's fine sharing S/O because he doesn't want to be 'that guy,' but he is 'that guy' and quietly blocks the selfship tags of people that also F/O them.

>Nobody IRL can know ever know about his selfshipping or his crush on S/O EVER (but his friends have a feeling. And eyes.)

>Has one (1) self-insert that is just him but without the prosthetic and mental illness and trauma (and maybe a little taller than his IRL self)

>Consumes S/Os media regularly, but prefers to do so alone so he can stare, swoon and longingly sigh in private.

>Chronic (occasionally maladaptive) f/o daydreamer

>"I'm not ''''In looooove~''''' with [media]/[S/O]!" (Said while shoving a mountain of merch into his closet)

#k.e.w.k. answers #k.e.w.k. writes #sally face imagines #sal fisher #sal fisher x reader #sal fisher x y/n #selfshipping #tw unreality #tw self deprecation #i already have a selfship AU for almost this exact scenario 🙈#edited

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littlecloudprince · 2 years

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I'm Not A Little! Pt. 2

Summary: After Logan regresses for the first time, the adults, especially Roman, all but fawn over him. Not everyone is happy with this arrangement, though.

Warnings: None that I can think of! If something needs to be added, please do let me know!

A/N: Finally, it's done! I'm sorry it took so long, but I'm thankful that you all have been so patient with me! To make up for how long I took writing this, it's a little longer than the first part! I'll try to post more frequently from now on, but to do that I might need some help. So, once again, I'm reminding you all that my Asks are open, so feel free to give me fanfic ideas! Preferably age regression based oneshots, and absolutely no N/S/F/W or r3mr0m! Okay, that's all, please enjoy the fic!

Logan woke up feeling hungry. He rubbed his eyes, confused as to why the blur didn't go away. He rubbed his eyes again, this time harder. That just made his eyes hurt a little, and the blur was still there! He huffed. Fine! He could go about his day with blurry eyes!

Logan carefully slid off of the still sleeping Roman's lap, and began toddling toward the kitchen. It took him a while, trying his best to not bump into anything, as he made his way toward the kitchen. He made it to the kitchen before bumping into something, and falling on his bum. He looked up, squinting his eyes in an attempt to see what he'd bumped into.

"Oop!" the blurry adult figure exclaimed, turning around to face Logan.

"Well, what do we have here? A tiny...Logan?" their tone of voice changed from goofy to slightly confused, as they crouched to be on the eye-level with Logan. Their face was still a slight blur, but the toddler could begin to make sense of it. They had glasses, and brown eyes. Just like Logan's! And the adult was wearing a blue shirt, and a gray...something around their shoulders. Hey, wait a minute!

"Ton?" Logan asked, only now noticing the pacifier in his mouth.

"That's me! I'm Patton! Good job kiddo!" Patton praised the boy.

"Bwuw," Logan mumbled. Maybe Patton knew how to get the blur in his eyes to go away?

"Hm? Blur? What does that mean?" Patton mused for a moment, before realization dawned on his face.

"Oh! Oh, right!" he said brightly, before flicking his wrist. A pair of toddler-sized Warby Parker's glasses appeared in his hand. The frames were dark blue, and had spaceships, planets and stars on them. Patton gently placed them on Logan's face, and gently booped his nose.

"Is that better, starling?" he asked.

Logan looked around, blinking a couple times. The blur was gone. His eyes weren't blurry anymore! He smiled widely behind his pacifier, and flapped his hands and nodded his head for a bit before hugging Patton tightly.

"You're welcome, space cadet," Patton chuckled lightly, ruffling Logan's hair. They hugged for a bit longer, until Logan's tummy grumbled loudly.

"It seems someone is a bit hungry! What would you like?" Patton asked the boy.

"Coftew's!" Logan answered without missing a beat.

"Alright, Crofter's it is!" The moral Side smiled. Logan lifted his arms up, and Patton automatically picked him up.

After some time, Roman burst in the kitchen.

"Patton, have you seen— ?" he let out a sigh of relief as he spotted Logan, who was sitting in a highchair, happily kicking his feet as he chowed down on toast with Crofter's.

"So...That's all of us," Roman spoke to Patton in a hushed tone, as he poured himself a cup of coffee.

"Yeah," Patton nodded, "I wonder if that makes Thomas a Little too?"

"Maybe. We should go check on him once Logan's big again," Roman said, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Oh, just imagine how adorable he must be! Little baby Thomas!" Patton gushed. Roman stifled a chuckle.

"Well, we'll just have to wait and see," he said, hiding his smile behind his coffee cup.

"O-min!" Logan piped up in his highchair, as he noticed the prince. He didn't notice it himself, but he shrunk a little. He had grown to be about two years old overnight, but was now firmly back to the same age of about a year and a half that he was when Roman first found him.

"That's right, it's Roman! You're such a clever baby!" Patton praised, not missing the subtle shrinking.

"Well, aren't you just the brightest star in the sky?" Roman set his coffee down, and made his way to Logan. The baby let out a delighted coo, and made grabby hands toward Roman.

"Uh-oh! It looks like you've got a little jam on your fingers! Luckily..." Roman leaned slightly closer to Logan, "...there's a wet wipe right behind your ear!" he subtly conjured a wet wipe, pretending to pull it from behind the Little's ear. Logan squeaked in amazement, flapping his hands frantically. Roman allowed him to flap for a moment, before gently taking his hands and wiping them clean. He then proceeded to wipe Logan's mouth and cheeks, before waving his hand, causing the wet wipe to disappear. Logan bounced on his bum a little, making grabby hands toward the creative Side again. Roman picked the baby up and propped him securely against his hip before fetching his coffee, and sitting down at the table.

"Baby!" Remus gasped from the doorway. He was holding Janus' hand, but he let go in order to run to Roman and Logan. Janus sighed, adjusting Virgil on his hip, before following the young child.

"Careful, Remus. Babies are fragile," he reminded.

"Hey there, tiny terror," Roman greeted, ruffling Remus' hair.

"How old?" Remus asked, curiosly examining Logan with his gaze.

"I'd say about a year and a half," Roman answered before nursing his coffee.

"Tiny!" Remus gasped in a whisper yell.

"You wanna go say hi too, Vee?" Janus asked the three-year-old. Virgil nodded lightly, chewing on his bat-shaped chewie necklace. Janus gently set him down, and he toddled to Roman and Remus.

"Oh look, starlight! VeeVee came to say hello too!" Roman cooed at Logan. Virgil tilted his head, looking at the baby.

"Look, Vee! Baby!" Remus grabbed Virgil's hand, and dragged him a little closer to Roman and Logan. Logan began sucking his thumb, his gaze moving between Remus and Virgil. Roman gently coaxed the thumb out of the baby's mouth, and replaced it with his pacifier. Virgil backed away a little bit, going to hug Janus' leg.

"What's wrong, batling?" Janus asked, slightly worried at the sudden change in Virgil's demeanour. The three-year-old just whined, pointing at Logan.

"Yes, it's a baby," Janus said, trying to think of what Virgil was trying to say. Virgil whined again, this time signing "pacifier" by bringing together his index and thumb, and moving them toward his mouth as if placing a pacifier there.

"Oh! Do you want your paci?" Janus understood now. Virgil nodded, and made grabby hands toward the snake-like Side. The older man picked the toddler up, and turned to Remus.

"Remus, could you be a darling and go get Virgil's paci from his room? It should be on the bedside drawer."

"Kay!" Remus took off, all but running to Virgil's room. Before long, he came back, and handed the purple pacifier to Virgil. The toddler gladly took, it and quickly bopped it into his mouth before hiding against Janus' chest.

"Why's Vee hidin?" Remus asked bluntly, tilting his head a little.

"I think he's a little jealous of Logan right now," Roman explained.

"Why?"

"Because Logan is younger than him. Vee's used to being the youngest, and now that he's not, he feels jealous."

"Oh," Remus thought for a moment, before his expression lit up again.

"And I helpeded Vee feel better when I gave him his paci! Cuz I'm the bestest big brother!"

"You sure did, little octo. You are the best big brother," Janus ruffled Remus' hair.

"Nuh-uh! Not the best, the bestest!" Remus corrected.

"The bestest," Janus nodded seriously.

"Alright kiddos, breakfast time!" Patton called from the stove. They all scattered around the table as Patton served everyone the pancakes he'd made.

As the day progressed, it became evident that Little Logan was especially fond of Roman. The prince guessed it was likely because he had been the first one to find the regressed logic, and therefore Logan trusted him the most. The baby wanted to be held mostly by Roman, and would cry if anyone else tried to take over diaper duties. Only Roman could change him without tears. The creative Side didn't necessarily mind it, not at all. In fact, he was quite thrilled to have such a responsibility, seeing as no one else had ever clung to him like Logan did. Usually either Patton, Logan or Janus handled the role of the dad, while whoever else was Big at that moment acted more as a backup. Needless to say, Roman was happy to have been "chosen" by Logan.

Virgil, on the other hand, was not amused. He was jealous that Logan was hogging up all the attention from the grown-ups. The toddler didn't like it one bit. He was the baby! Not Logan! Virgil didn't want to be a big boy, he wanted to be a baby! But...he couldn't be. Right? If Logan is a baby, Virgil should be a big boy? Virgil didn't understand his feelings. There were so many of them, and they were all so confusing...what was Virgil supposed to do with them all?

"Whatcha thinkin' about, Vee?" Remus asked, noticing that Virgil had stopped stacking the blocks he was playing with. The toddler was staring off into space, absentmindedly playing with the handle of his pacifier. He blinked a couple times as he realised Remus had spoken. Virgil turned to briefly look at Remus, but didn't answer, instead just making a small noise behind his pacifier before turning back to his blocks.

"Who's a smart baby? You are! Yes, you are!" Roman cooed from behind him. Virgil turned around, his excitement quickly fading as he realised Roman wasn't talking to him. He was cooing at Logan. Virgil slumped his shoulders, abandoning his blocks and instead picking up his blankie. He held it to his cheek, not unlike Linus from Peanuts, and kept quietly observing Roman and Logan. The baby was laying on his back, happily babbling to Roman, who seemed to be completely mesmerized by the small boy.

"Who's the cutest, littlest baby? Is it you? Yeah, it's you! Logan is the cutest, littlest baby! Yes, he is!" Roman cooed, tracing Logan's hands and feet, and finally booping his nose. The baby let out a delighted squeal, reaching his little hands towards Roman's sash. Virgil clenched his blankie tighter, a quiet whine escaping from behind his pacifier. Was he not cute anymore? Was he not good enough? These spiralling thoughts were too much for the little boy to handle, and he scrambled to his feet as tears begun dwelling in his eyes. He toddled away in a hurry, dragging his blankie along. Remus didn't fail to notice.

"Ve- Vee? Vee!" he called after the toddler. The six-year-old stood up from his Lego's, and went to poke Roman.

"Ro!" he exclaimed, tugging at the back of Roman's sash.

"In a minute, Remus," Roman answered, not even turning his gaze from Logan. Remus huffed, crossing his arms. Fine! If Roman wasn't going to help Virgil, he'd go find Patton. If anyone knew about emotions, it was Patton! Remus took off, deciding to check the kitchen first. Patton was likely making lunch right about now.

In the kitchen, Patton was indeed making lunch, with Janus' assistance.

"PatPat!" Remus tugged on the hem of Patton's shirt.

"Yes, Little Duke?" Patton turned his attention from his pot to the child.

"Vee got sad and Ro only cares about the baby!" Remus explained the situation.

"Oh no! Why did Virgil get sad?"

"Cuz Ro only plays with the baby! Didn't pay any ttention to us, and then Vee got sad!"

"Well, it looks like we've got a baby to comfort! Janus, could you look after the pot so it won't boil over?"

"Nope," Janus lied, inching himself closer to the stove.

"Thanks!" Patton called behind him, being dragged out by Remus.

"Dunno where Vee went, but probably in his room," Remus said, tugging on Patton's hand impatiently.

"Well, let's go see," Patton said, allowing Remus to lead him towards Virgil's room. To both of their surprise, Virgil's door had been left open.

"Virgil, love, Remus and I are coming in, is that okay?" Patton gently announced their entrance. Neither of them could see Virgil, but they could hear soft sniffles coming from somewhere around his bed. Patton made his way to the bed, and knelt down on the floor.

"Hey little batling, think you'd be ready to come out of your cave?" he spoke gently, peeking under the bed. Virgil was cocooned in his blanket, hugging his black cat plushie tightly to his chest. His eyes were closed, but there were tear-tracks on his cheeks. However, upon hearing Patton's gentle voice, he opened his eyes, a mewl escaping from behind his pacifier as he reached out for the father figure. New tears dwelled in his eyes as Patton fished him out from under the bed, and the moment he was fully out, he clung to Patton like his life depended on it.

"Everything's okay, buddy, everything's okay," Patton gently shushed the crying toddler, taking note that he had shrunken smaller. Virgil was now about two years old, and clearly very upset.

"Do you think you could try to tell me what got you so upset? Remus got really worried about you," Patton asked the slowly calming down boy. Virgil tried to answer, but he was only able to produce incoherent mewling.

"Oh how I wish I could understand you," Patton murmured, hugging Virgil ever so slightly tighter. Virgil sniffled in response. For a moment, the two just stayed there, until something purple appeared next to them. It was Virgil's AAC device.

"So Vee can tell us!" Remus explained. He sat next to the duo, and handed the tablet to Patton.

"That's a great idea, Remus! You're such a smart kiddo!" Patton ruffled the six-year-olds slightly tangled hair. Remus wiggled lightly at the compliment, as Patton held the tablet in a way that allowed Virgil to see and reach it. Before long, the slightly less upset boy reached for the device, and pressed three different buttons labelled "Roman", "like" and "no more".

"Roman like no more?" Patton repeated, trying to understand what Virgil was saying.

"He thinks Ro doesn't like him anymore," Remus understood right away. Virgil nodded before sniffling sadly.

"Oh! Of course Roman still likes you, stormcloud!" Patton assured the baby. Virgil shook his head, and reached for the tablet again. This time, he pressed two buttons, labelled "only" and "baby".

"Ro was only playing with the baby, he wouldn't play with Vee or me. Only praised the baby, too," Remus crossed his arms, starting to feel a little jealous and bitter himself. Virgil nodded again, hugging his plushie tighter.

"Well, we ought to go talk to Roman about it! Tell him how you kiddos feel, so he knows to do better," Patton explained. Virgil snuggled closer to Patton, hiding his face against Patton's chest. Patton held onto Virgil, carefully standing up. Remus followed suit, and took the hand Patton offered to him. With that, the three of them made their way back into the living room.

"Roman? We need to talk," Patton started, gently but firmly.

"In a minute," the prince responded absentmindedly, still mesmerized by the baby.

"No, we need to talk now," Patton said, putting emphasis on the 'now'. Roman didn't answer, too busy playing with the small Logan. Patton sighed, starting to get somewhat frustrated.

"You've been neglecting Virgil and Remus in favour of Logan. That isn't okay," he stated firmly.

"No, they're fine, they're playing," Roman dismissed, still not even looking up from Logan.

"Remus, could you take Virgil and go play for a moment? Roman and I need to have a grown-up conversation," Patton turned to the six-year-old, gently setting Virgil down next to him.

"It's okay Virgil, Remus will take good care of you while Roman and I talk. And then I'll be right back, okay?" the fatherly Side explained to the little boy. Virgil gave a little nod, latching onto Remus, who took it upon himself to guide himself and Virgil back to Virgil's room.

"Roman, listen to me," Patton turned back to the prince. He only responded by making an incoherent hum. That frustrated Patton further, and he walked up to pick up the now sleepy Logan.

"Hey!" Roman yelped, startling Logan.

"Logan is going down for a nap now," Patton informed, gently rocking the fussy baby.

"And then you and I need to talk."

Some time later, there was a knock on Virgil's door. Virgil looked up from his colouring, and Remus scrambled up to go and open the door.

"Hey. Can I come in?" Roman asked. Remus turned to Virgil, who gave a small nod.

"Vee says you can," the six-year-old informed, stepping out of Roman's way. The creative Side stepped in, croutching between the two boys.

"I'm sorry, Virgil. Well, both of you. I've only been paying attention to Logan today, and that's not fair on you. So...I'm sorry," he apologised sheepishly. Remus turned to Virgil again, allowing the toddler to make his own decision. Virgil took his time to think, before crawling over to Roman. The two-year-old stood up, and gently hugged Roman.

"Vee says we forgive you," Remus smiled.

"I'm glad," Roman hugged Virgil back.

"Now, should we go make a blanket fort in the living room? Logan's down for a nap, so it'll be just the three of us. Yeah?" the prince proposed an idea.

"Yeah yeah yeah!" Remus jumped up and down in excitement. Virgil smiled widely behind his pacifier, silently flapping his hands. Maybe things could work out after all.

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divinerulerluvr · 3 years

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NSFW Alphabet w/ James Patrick March

Requested by @frankenkyleluvr

Fasten your seat belts, my horny friends. This'll be a wild ride.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He probably doesn't care about any sort of aftercare to be honest.

Would probably just fall asleep with you.

Maybe shower with you after.

Nothing fancy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

JPM is definitely narcissistic so his face is his favorite part of his body.

I just know he enjoys looking in the mirror at himself.

Maybe his chest/abs.

He has a very nice body.

He likes your ass.

Definitely an ass guy.

Likes to slap it and spank it during sex.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves cumming on your face or tits.

Would probably take some of the cum off your chest and open your mouth to have you suck his fingers clean.

He's a kinky bitch.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

This is kinda weird but I have a feeling he gets turned on by imagining killing you.

He'd never do it, but he'd think about it.

Uses his omnipotence to spy on you all the time. (Post-death of course)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Super experienced.

Could get you shaking within minutes.

He knew how to use his fingers like a fucking god.

And he knows he's good, too.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Likes that position where he holds you and pushes you against the wall so he can fuck into you. (Idk what it's called)

The one where your legs are on his shoulders.

Really likes bending you over tables and his desk and fucking you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Super serious.

Puts all his energy into making it feel good for you.

Never jokes about it.

This man takes sex very seriously.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Dark and limited is all I'll say.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Eh it depends.

On one hand, he could be sweet and caring.

Soft touches and sweet praises.

On the other, he could be fucking you into the goddamn mattress.

Taking any sort of anger out on you.

And you'd let him.

Cus he's hot.

Pretty privilege bitch.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jerks off while spying on you.

This man has no idea or concept of boundaries.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Dominating you.

Knife/gun play

Fear play

Power imbalance (having you tied up)

Blood kink

SADISM.

Crying

Dub-con

Humiliating you

DEGRADATION.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Over his desk

Anywhere in the hotel.

Literally anywere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you bite your lip.

Wearing revealing clothing.

Addressing him as "Mr. March"

When you get needy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There is absolutely nothing James wont do

As long as the power dynamic stays in shape, it's fine.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Face fucking face fucking face fucking face fucking.

Lives for the face fucking.

Holds you against the wall as he brutally fucks your mouth.

Likes the look on your face while he does it.

But he's also very good at eating you out.

It's his specialty.

Besides his fingers good lord

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough 90% of the time.

Like I said, a very aggressive person.

But he does it so good, can you really complain?

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not his favorite but they're fine.

Unless he cums in you and makes you keep it in you as you go about your day.

Especially if you were going to go down to have drinks with Liz.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He makes risks his bitch.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

The best stamina ever.

Can go really long and then once he cums, it's easy for him to continue.

Not a pussy when it comes to prolonged sex.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Prefers no toys but will always use rope.

Ties you to the headboard with rough rope so it leaves marks that'll remain there for days.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Very very very much unfair.

He'll graze his touch all over your body, watching the goosebumps on your skin break out and watching how your shiver.

Says the most taunting things ever.

"There's my good girl,"

"Is that any way to treat the man who touches you?"

"If you're quiet, I'll give you a reward,"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Literally just deep groans and profanities.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He has a god complex.

You cannot tell me otherwise.

Loves making you scream.

Like, the scream that'd have hotel guests suspicous.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Big

Dick

Energy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ungodly high.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I have the odd feeling he's an insomniac.

I don't know why but I just get that feeling, ya know?

Never sleeps unless absolutely fucking drained.

Is awake when you fall asleep and awake when you wake up in the morning.

#ahs #evan peters #james patrick march #hotel #cortez #kit walker #kai anderson #400 follower special #smutty #request

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