#HAPPY BIRTHDAY HON

[lux-scriptum]

what does cadoc look like in his demonic form? :o are there any traits that carry over from his human form

His demonic form is an arctic fox with antlers. I still haven't decided if they're normal deer antlers or reindeer antlers yet. I used to unequivocally go with deer. Now im a lil more flexible.

and actually yes! but no one's seen it in centuries. Aalis certainly never has. His coloring! He's so fuckin pale with white hair rn because he's permanently stuck in his winter coat! He used to slide between a blonde-brown with a normal ol tan-and-frecklesish and the white-as-a-snow-bank-unnaturally-so depending on how warm his usual place of living was, but due to some unresolved trauma and plot things, he's literally iced himself into constantly being so-painfully-white-you-wonder-if-he's-human (he's not, obvs)

#cadoc #got heavy with the dashes in this one #happy birthday hon

[kittenstern]

#sb #happy birthday hon

[somanywords]

it's been how long? yeah no, yeah i'm fine. totally fine and normal about it, just going about my day. (kiss me once and kiss me twice and kiss me once again) yeah it's cool. (shared life experience) totally normal! (i'm with you till the end of the--) OH MY GOD I'M INSANE I'M INSANE I AM RIPPING AND BITTING WITH MY TEETH I AM THROWING THINGS

#catws #captain america the winter soldier #stevebucky #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #happy birthday hon. you deserve the world #cass rambles

[imfinereallyy]

Dinner Date

For STWG daily drabble and, more importantly, for Goldie @steventhusiast. Happy Birthday, you deserve the world. I know you’re asleep right now, but it’s technically still your bday here. 

“Dingus, this is a really fancy restaurant.” Robin leans back in her chair, but her hand plays with the fork on her napkin. 

Steve sips his wine; some of it tips over the edge onto the tablecloth. “What? Can’t a guy take his best friend out to a fancy dinner?” He tilts his head and takes in his best friend. What was once an awkward teen now had a beautiful, but still awkward, woman in her place. 

“Steve, I love our friend dates, but usually they take place in a greasy diner or dollar pizza.” Robin picks the fork up and starts twirling it into her napkin. Steve watches her get mesmerized by the wrinkles that wrapped around the silverware, even though they both know the napkin should be in her lap by now. 

Steve smiles softly, moves his napkin from his lap to the table, and begins to mimic Robin. “Okay, maybe I wanted it to be a special occasion.”

Robin giggles at Steve's poor fork-twirling form and leans over the table to fix it for him. “All occasions are special when we are together, so that doesn’t really mean much.” Robin’s nose scrunches in concentration as she gently guides Steve’s hand. She has done this plenty of times before, guiding Steve where he needed to be. Like taking him to the bookstore near her college so he wouldn’t have to go into sex with Eddie blind, or when she taught him how to whisk eggs properly. Both are equally important skills he now uses in his everyday life. “But you seemed nervous. You keep sipping your wine, and I know for a fact that you hate dry wine.”

Steve puts down the glass that was halfway to his mouth, “It’s not my fault Moscato tastes like candy!”

Robin snorts, “Seriously, Dingus. It’s just me. What’s up?”

Steve puts down the fork and his glass and looks Robin in the eye. “I wanted to ask you to be my best man.”

Steve expects a lot of reactions out of her: excitement, an eye roll, hell, even straight-up rejection. Maybe a little speech about how weddings for them aren’t even legal. Instead, a look of betrayal crosses her face. “You asked Eddie to marry you, and you didn’t even tell me you were proposing?”

Immediately, Steve clenches his stomach in outrageous laughter, nearly having to bend over the table. Steve tries to take Robin seriously; he really does. But she is supposed to be the smart one out of the two of them. 

Rage takes over Robin completely as she reaches over the table to start slapping Steve’s arm. “Don’t laugh, you asshat! I am actually mad at you!”

“Ow—” Steve laughs. “Ow, Robin!” Another giggle escapes him as he gets her to sit back in her chair. “I’m laughing because, of course, I didn’t propose to Eddie without talking to you first.”

Robin settles a bit at this, “I’m confused.”

Steve reaches for her hand across the table; Robin doesn’t hesitate to wrap her fingers around his. “I’m asking you to be my Best Man first, doofus. Before I even pick out the damn ring. Which I definitely need you to steal one of Eddie’s rings for me so I can get the size; man watches those things like a hawk.” 

Robin squeezes his hand, “Wait, why would you ask me that first? Isn’t that kind of backwards.”

“I do everything kind of backwards, babe. Kinda the Steve Harrington special.” Steve rubs a thumb against the back of soulmate's hand. “Of course, I ask you about being my best man first. There would be no wedding without you, so if you say no, there would be no proposing.”

Steve could see tears beginning to fill Robin’s eyes, “What are you saying?”

“Whoever gets stuck with me gets stuck with you. We’re a package deal, babe.” 

Robin throws herself across the table, knocking the wine everywhere. Steve laughs and clenches her tightly. “Of course, I’ll be your best man! Someone’s gotta make sure you don’t hurt yourself going down the aisle.” She sobs.

Steve’s throat gets thick, “Pretty sure that’s the father's job, Robs. And you’d have to fight Jim for that role.”

“Fine.” Robin sniffs, leaning back to look him in the eye. “But I get stand by your side as you make a complete fool of yourself with your vows.” 

“Deal.”

Robin leans forward, placing her forehead against Steve’s. “You and me against the world, babe.”

Steve hugs her tight, “You and me against the world.”

#stobin #steddie #steve and robin both call eachother babe #its canon #i dont make the rules #happy birthday gold!!!! #i asked them what they like in stranger things fic #and they said stobin with a side of steddie #so bet say less you got it hon #steven harrington #robin buckley #platonic soulmates stobin #my writing #platonic stobin

[vcrnons]

[ MIX & MAX ] NCT MARK & JISUNG 'Some Minds & Voices' ( for @ncteez <3 )

#mark #jisung #mark lee #park jisung #nct #nct dream #put simply. i did this a) on a whim and b) for hon. #look okay i barely even go here. i just saw she said she wanted someone to gif this video and i said yes. that. #something i can and will do. so happy christmas or birthday or event of ur choosing i guess ;o; #am i aware that u may or may not have been joking or at least a little unserious? sure #but now. a few hours of hyperfixation and ignoring my sore throat later. here we are anyway #i don't know how to tag this && tbh i don't particularly care abt tagging it /gen #i am just playing the silliest of buggers and trying to navigate some more fun colouring rn. don't perceive me<3 #cw flashing #tw flashing #flashing gif #(this is probably part 1 of 2 because the other half where they've got the metallic shit goin on? OOF) #*mine #my gif

[cartooncadet666]

Hahaha @spectrayus

HAHAHAAHHA

*passes away*

#birthday present #happy birthday hon! #pmatga #pac man #pac man and the ghostly adventures #lord betrayus #specter #super mario #super mario brothers #luigis mansion #luigi nintendo #king boo

[boysbeloving]

Porsche Pachara Kittisawasd

for @nattaphum

(Happy Birthday, Cris!)

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche la forte #porsche pachara #porsche pachara kittisawasd #featuring #kinn theerapanyakul #apo nattawin #mile phakphum #happy birthday cris babe! #i wish you a lifetime of happiness..love..and good health #you're a very dear friend #... #it's already your bday in my timezone so i'm gonna post this now and go to bed hon #i'll post another gift later! #low quality gifts for my high quality friends

[captainhysunstuff]

He’d rather receive birthday wishes from Kira instead of me.

Happy birthday, Teru Mikami!  *hearts*

#drawn by me #my fanart #Death Note #fictional characters’ birthdays #Teru Mikami #slight mikalight #self insert #I really went 'shoot it's his birthday?! *checks* IT SURE IS.' #crossovers #steven universe birthday suit #birthday king #he really strikes me as the kind of character who doesn't really celebrate his own birthday #might wish coworkers' a happy birthday out of respect but never brings attention to his own #how would he even celebrate it? #lol now I have a little Mikalight snippet in my head where Light wants to do something for Teru's birthday but Teru's not even aware that iT #IS his birthday. he's a little confused that Light's being more affectionate than usual (by his standards) #'this is nice and all; today was wonderful; but what's the occasion? don't we have important work to do? :) ' #'...It's your birthday hon.' 'Oh. ...So it is.' #not that he's stupid; I'd just find it funny if he doesn't allow his own birthday to interfere with his life schedule~ #it's just not that important. I can relate~. #kind of contradicts him; so strict to his schedule but overlooks his own birthday #the second is less saturated; the scan's red was so bright it was hurting my eyes

[as-a-matter-of-whump]

Hey Vincent go get birthed okay?

Vincent totally agrees and will do that! :3

#happy birthday to my favorite bastard man <3 #yes it's vincent's birthday today! #jonah better remembers :3 #thank *you* for remembering hon!!! <333

[lopsushi]

i love you

Thank you Bogsbet. I appreciate the birthday wishes including the cute drawing and now my birthday is over.

Thank you everyone for the happy birthday wishes. I appreciate every one of them☺️💕💚

#ask #thank you for the happy birthday #awww Bogsbet I love you too hon #miss seeing your drawing friend #i appreciate every one of you

[lucifer0sf1r3]

happt birthday frankie<3

#frank iero #frank iero 2022 #frank iero mcr #frank iero memes #frank lero #happy birthday frankie #i love you #cock bottom text #the most well edited meme to ever exist #love it #or else frank is gonna eat #uh #ur phone in your sleep #(it has photos of mcr in there) #(his favorite band) #ur such a little guy #heres my gift to you for ur birthday #[an inch of height since you have like only one] #love u hon #ur da world(not earth tho. mars)

[novusscarlet]

I got a lot of great presents for Christmas this year, but tbh, for me, I’m a sappy bitch, So... The thing that has made this holiday for me was seeing my s/o get excited about what she got. Seeing her get to enjoy a Christmas with a family that actually cared, and knowing that we’re gonna acknowledge her birthday at the end of the day too instead of glossing it over for the Christmas celebrations. She tells me she has a hard time ‘reacting to stuff’, but I can see it in her, little by little, allowing herself to express her emotions in moments like this. Best gift I could get, to be honest.

#Christmas #Holidays #Relationships #Sappy sap sap sap #And when you read this and I know you will since you follow me... Merry Christmas and Happy birthday. I love you hon!

[team-milk-boy]

Kageyama-kun Otanjoubi Omedetou Hon (Kageyama-kun's Happy Birthday Book)

Artist: Bomta3

Release Date: December 23rd, 2021

READ HERE

#kagehina #haikyuu #team milkboy #bomta3 #Kageyama-kun Otanjoubi Omedetou Hon #Kageyama-kun's Happy Birthday Book

[myfavobmscreenshots]

#obey me #shall we date obey me #obm levi #obm leviathan #first of all #how dare he be so cute #i wasn't expecting a petname and it being hon was like #my heart cant take it #esp since i chose honey as my MC name so they say something sweet all the timw but then he follows up with hon uughhh #anyways #obm happy birthday lucifer '22 event

[heydudeillshowyalater]

a series of fantasies, starting from tamest and most plausible, and working my way towards the stuff that isn't possible in this reality

literally we just hang out as friends, catch up, maybe do some pokemon go together, and then i doze off with my head resting on you. told you it starts tame.

same as above but as i doze off you get to grope me. i probably won't be able to keep my noises to myself. let's see where that leads.

demonstrating the mouth watering mints face to face with you. let me drool on myself... and maybe if you want to try one we can see if i'm actually into someone else spitting on me in practice, or is that just a theoretical kink still?

when my partner and i have our own place, we invite you over for brunch/gaming/movies/whatever and bondage cuddles happen. i have a vision of me tied up with my arms and legs bound, watching something while snuggled up next to you, and maybe you kiss me or something and we'll see where that goes.

we just happen to meet up at a dungeon and you beat me in front of an audience. even better if you degrade me, make me beg, rip my clothes, and make me degrade myself... in front of an audience.

ttrpg scenario where our characters fuck

above but we actually fuck, in character. even better if you're dming or guest-playing an unearthly villain, i'm my pc, and we use toys to represent whatever nonhuman stuff you've got going on. whatever ttrpg we are playing at the time. we can get creative.

hotel room break-in rape fantasy. i'd love a weapon involved. be violent with me. threaten me. hurt me. i'll beg you not to hurt me, not to rape me, not to breed me. you don't have to listen.

same as above but 1) break into where i actually live, and 2) start while i'm asleep

sexy witcher cosplay photoshoot where you, as geralt, have gotten fed up with me, as jaskier, and have me bound, gagged, and beaten. oh god i had that idea back when season 1 dropped and a friend of mine was writing fic about them and it just reoccurred to me.

we go to a blood drive together. i have a remote control vibrator inside me. the more blood they take from me, the woozier i get. the woozier i get, the more you tease me with the vibrator. if i pass out, even more fun.

use an ovipositor toy to overstuff my cunt and watch me suffer with feeling too full, then having to push out whatever you put inside me

gape me with massive fantasy dildos. a tentacle. something with a knot. some wild alien-looking monster cock. maybe multiple creature cocks per hole, even?

facefuck me while i ride a sybian (less plausible than above stuff due to the fact that i would 100% get overstimulated and just cease to function)

get some of the post-surgery pain meds i had, and keep me on the edge of consciousness while you use me however you like (implausible due to things like... the law)

choke me until i pass out, let me wake up, and then do it over and over again. especially if i wake up once to see my blood on your hands and face (implausible because that would eventually end in me dying)

this is the threshold for where things get fantasy only because it's not really doable and/or survivable in reality

when i get my hyseterectomy, the first thing i see when i wake up is you fucking my removed uterus

cut my pelvis open so you can see what it looks like from the inside when you fuck me (take polaroids and/or video please)

stab a new orifice into me and fuck it (wouldn't that be a fun new way to fuck my tits)

cut my real tits off, keep them as a fuckable trophy, and replace them with fake ones, whatever size you want

create a whole entire fake bimbo body for me so that you can switch my consciousness between my real body and the bimbo body. let me watch you fuck whichever other me i'm not in, completely empty and lifeless. if i can get some of the sensation of it somehow, double the fun.

if by some regenerative magic we can let parts cut off of me grow back, let me beg for you to cut me up and feed me my own flesh because that's all i'm allowed to eat (oooh, maybe the magic works that in order to regenerate i HAVE to eat my own flesh??)

murder me. fuck and mutilate my body. and let me somehow still feel what you do to me. (and then maybe let me come back so you can do it over and over?)

you as a centaur. me as a succubus. hide your horsecock in my massive tits. fuck a centaur tiefling into me. and when she grows up to look like ginny, enjoy her too.

fulfill every twisted, lethal, fucked up, terrifying fantasy younger me had... for younger me.

full body tentacle rape. multiple in every hole. nipple penetration. impossible stomach bulge. so many wrapped around my body, all over, so you can barely see my skin. overstimulation. an obscene, disgusting amount of cum coating me inside and out. and if the tentacles somehow connect to you... even better.

#this post has an audience of one and it is that audience's birthday by the time i post this #happy birthday hon this is what i managed to come up with as a present #this post will self destruct in some amount of undecided time bc aint no way this gets to stay up

[fruityangelguy]

me x discoball fr

#he doesn’t speak so it’s the little things that matter #like sometimes he’ll make the bed for us or vacuum the carpets #and sometimes i’ll fold all the laundry and take care of his plants and bake him cookies #he gives me such soft little kisses <3 #heart eyes fr #thinking of him <3333 #also i missed his birthday… sorry hon :\ #i love you!!! happy late bday honey bun!! #gbd — discoball #discoball x kel