#Half joking...... maybe

[mugwot]

odile blast

#dont see enough art of her have to do everything myself (joke) #she's so cool you guys #just the most #in stars and time #isat #isat odile #my art #she could split my head in half with her book #she maybe should <3

[foolsocracy]

I can't help but notice you haven't posted any angst in a while and I'm suspicious

whipped this one up just for u anon

#a guy can only post 3 happy artworks before the people get concerned..... #LMAOOO jokes jokes #heres a .. colored sketch? #anyway behold the recurring dream ive given pete where hes ummmmmmmmmmmm inside uncle bens ribcage #i think abt it all the time but ive never actually done anything w it so here we go #blood #gore #not actually i dont think but im straying on the safe side #i messed around w it enough where u cant even see any organs or anything (much) #bones #idk #skeleton #i feel like thats everything maybe #ask to tag #might make a nice finished piece w this who knows #anon #asks #thanks for the ask! #glad to know angst is still my brand #such is life as a noir blog #peter benjamin parker #spiderman noir #spider man noir #spider noir #my art #bOOM thats so many tags #double art night guys who cheered #this and the stupid ass music one LMAOO the range #made this in an hour and a half lets see what i think of it in the morning when i wake up lol

[bbyboybucket]

It’s so funny bc I thought this scene in invincible was a moon knight parody bc the guy looks just like Oscar Isaac but it turns out the invincible episode was released an entire year before moon knight and it’s just a total coincidence

#anybody else notice this lol? #such a funny parallel bc it’s completely unintentional #it’s so uncanny that this guy who looks just like Oscar Isaac is reviving an Egyptian Spirit from a desert tomb #esp bc half of the characters are parodies and there’s always joke references #maybe invincible can just predict the future #moon knight #marc spector #Steven grant #Oscar Issac #invincible

[spitblaze]

why the hell is christian music so devoid of lyricism. like i KNOW you guys can do better ive listened to sufjan stevens. ive heard that one jars of clay song. theres so much ground you could cover thematically and tonally and lyrically but like. it feels like a genuine oddity to find a song EXPLICITLY about christianity that sounds better than 'overproduced amateur who decided their first pass at the lyrics was good enough to sing to millions of people and also god'

#spitblaze says things #christianity mention #is this another inexplicable side effect of the hedgemony. #ppl think that its inherently better for being christian and therefore dont need any more work #come on now. #if this was a genuine act of worship maybe you'd put a little backbone into it. im not asking for much guys #just something thats interesting to listen to #no wonder evangelicals have to brainwash their kids into thinking all secular media is evil #maybe if you made better christian media you wouldnt need to do that in the first place. have u considered that (half joking)

[starryocean]

Why did I write this

#phoenix says boring stuff #jerma985 #jerma #I feel like it was something that I wrote down really quick while half-asleep because I didn’t want to forget it #but I don’t know why I thought it was so important #I think maybe it was in the context of wanting to run a Jerma shitpost blog even though I don’t watch Jerma? #and maybe that was the joke or something where I didn’t watch Jerma but came up with bizarre posts based on him from like. #vibes n stuff. internet osmosis. #idk but I guess it is pretty funny

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[mylas-stash]

so....anyone up for some more Silly woy images i made ranging from a few days ago to a few months ago

#AND THIS TIME! ITS NOT JUST A PEEPERS RELATED POST FOR ONCE!!! HOORAY #anyways. see you guys in a few months when i finally rememebr to post more of these types of images based on my special interest #/half joking #maybe? #wander over yonder #commander peepers #lord hater #wander woy #sylvia woy #wandering eye #skeleton dance #<- adding these ship tags because of the first picture #not art

[tin-can-iron-man]

I'm just gonna say it again real quick:

Yes!! Iron Man is a tragedy! It has and always has been since the very first appearance in 1963 which describes itself, Tony's life, and legacy, as such.

Tony causes most of his issues himself, he is his biggest villain, a majority of his rogues gallery are caricatures of the worst versions of himself brought to life (when they're not just being racist cuz...60s...). The worst thing about being Tony Stark is that he can't stop being Tony Stark (he tried!!) That is the point.

The majority of pain Tony goes through, is pain he inflicts on himself, whether intentionally or inadvertently. That is the point.

He is not A villain (at least. Not usually. There are...some rough moments and arcs that are. Not great. As there is with any character as old as he is). But he is his own main antagonist.

#I—just—*slams fists on floor*—I WANNA PUT HIM IN A PIETRI DISH AND VIOLENTLY SHAKE HIM #tony stark #iron man #616 tony stark #marvel #marvel comics #*screams cries throws up* IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HIS CHARACTER WAS ASSASSINATED IN 2005 IN A WAY THAT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED FROM YET #***starts openly weeping*** if the next main IM series is bad it'll have been 20 years of this shit make it STOOOOOP #being his own antagonist! his actions and mental state and poor judgement calls reaonates with people!! #I'm wildly under qualified to talk about this stuff but #I feel like that's *why* people with mental health issues. self esteem issues. addiction issues. flock to him. #he is not a BAD person. he is a person. who makes mistakes. and devastates himself. and even leaves himself half dead sometimes. #who doubts himself. is simultaneously oversensitive and alarmingly oblivious. he is a mess. that is a fundamental requirement of being him #that. resonates with people. it's *relatable*. Tony Stark is a lightning rod of interest for people...like him. hurting. sad. desperate. #and he brings *enjoyment*. he brings jokes. comfort. #he brings hope #because if a guy like *that* can be *iron man*...maybe we'll all be ok too #it's solidarity but also it's a kick in the right direction. it's saying ''it's ok that this is how you feel. I'm right there with you.'' #''but you can't stay here forever. we always need to try'' #Iron Man is and always has been about the future. after all.

[qcomicsy]

I have the controversial opinion that maybe, just maybe we stop wanting to go after people with pitchforks for getting characters wrong and not reading the comics inviting them to easy and accessible ways of and making our own content with comic accurate representation

people might feel less anxious about starting comics and misinformation won't spread as easily

#but that just me #I'm a batman fan for maybe all my life but just started seriously getting to the comics of half of the batfamily as an adult #let people take their time #some of them just got here #“THEYRE WRONG” you can block them #“THEY'RE GOING TO INFFECT THE CANNON JUST LIME THEY DID WITH TIM AND COFFEE” make accurate jokes then push people who make accurate jokes #interact with accurate jokes #make informative posts #if every time we feel the hit to beat up a comic inaccuracy post we make a funny little comic accuracy post maybe there won't be as much #disinformation peace and love on the planet earth. #never going to forget how much I shit on bad spideypool fanfics until I get to read some of my favorite writers old fanfics and they were #absolutely nothing like the characters #some people take time some people don't know where to start #some people don't have time to read the comics #some people don't have your favorite character whole backstory engraved #“THEY CAN RESEARCH” of course and fannon would be better if they did but have you consider....you have the power to make it better #i just think sometimes we can take the spite and make something beautiful #q rambles #i wrote the shit and forgot to finish LMAO

[bestjeanistmonster]

…im sorry i just had to get this out, i cant keep this to myself anymore

Shadow The Hedgehog (2005) whole plot can be perfectly exemplified by the song ‘Man or Muppet’ from The Muppets (2011)

No i will not be taking criticism

#i am only half joking #will i draw something for this? …maybe #also fuk disney and pirate this movie if u wanna watch it #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sth #sonic fandom #shadow the ultimate lifeform #shadow the hedgehog #shadow sonic #shadow sth #jeanist thinks

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Silly lil self-indulgent headcannon that during his time with Umbrella, Luis got pretty good at drawing from life- and now he doodles the things that mean the most to him <<<333 but he’d NEVER show his sketchbook to Leon. That’d be way too embarrassing

#he likes to doodle Leon when he’s daydreaming or half falling asleep or laughing at a dumb joke cuz he loves to capture human moments #like that <<<<<3333 maybe one day Leon finds his sketchbook and jusg starts balling w how much he loves Luis idk BXNHEWNJS #ericsart #serennedy #serrenedy #serrennedy #resident evil #luis serra #luis sera #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #resident evil fanart #re4r fanart #leon s kennedy fanart #leon kennedy fanart #luis sera fanart #luis serra fanart #luis serra navarro #luis sera navarro #serennedy fanart #re4 fanart #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 fanart #resident evil 4 remake #re4r separate ways #re4 separate ways #seperate ways dlc #re luis #re4 luis #re4r luis

[ickysmelly]

one chance, thats all i ask

#art #ickyarts #half life #hl #barney calhoun #he is very pretty to me #id also like to kiss him #need to draw him oiled up #joking #maybe #probably

[bluegarners]

that tiktok audio of "they look so angry. why does everyone always look at you that way?" being used with jason is hilarious

#idk man- maybe the murder? the attempted murder against tim and damian? the very violent reactions toward them? #idk- 'he doesnt deserve any of this...' well actually maybe he does #let jason be an asshole again 2024!! #lock up my man he did all that fr fr #<- half joking but like. lets stop this woobifying of jason pls. man has done not-okay things a thousand times and thats okay!! #thats his character!! and thats a good thing!!

[bloodydeanwinchester]

guysssss i'm not even joking when i say that i think supernatural is actually soooooo good 😭

#im actually joking when i say it's bad. or well. maybe like half joking #spn

[shiitanki]

haven’t posted in a minute but i haaave watched hlvrai :-D

#hlvrai #gordon feetman #gordon freeman #half life vr benry #hlvrai benrey #what are these idiots ship name #benrey x gordon #most of this post is the two idiots #and a dumb inside joke #and an actual gordon #for funsies yknow #maybe i make an actual piece someday #frenrey #shiitanki scribbles

[notreyev]

collab between me and @mr-steal-your-spleen :3 basically, juno has never seen snow before, so nureyev takes him to a planet where it’s always snowing. seasonal romance ensues.

this is POST CANON so theyve COMMUNICATED and they are RETIRED!!!!! war is over!!!!

i did the sketches and lineart, and spleen did all the color work!!! THANK YOU SPLEENIE I LOOOVE YOUUU!!!!!

progress shots & additional notes under the cut!

please note that nureyev had scruff in the initial sketch.. after all these years he’s finally growing facial hair… also LOOK AT HOW BRIGHT SPLEEN MADE HIS EYES <33 this is just like in the penumbra podcast when juno steel wonders how peter nureyev can still have bright eyes even though they are stuck in a martian tomb!

spleen is SO GOOD with colors i am SHAKING… i’m better with shapes and lines and spleen loves colors so this was just. perfect. let me tell you i cannot stop looking at this. i want it tattooed sideways on my back like a badly imported jpeg

#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #junoverse #jupeter #FLUFF #jupeter fluff #fanart #art collab #digital art #collab with spleen #maybe i’ll keep doing collabs so i never have to color again #half joke #i dont have an art tag #penumbra podcast #juno steel and the HAPPY BOYFRIEND #soon my friends… soon they will prosper #nureyev just needs to get his head out of his ass #peter nureyev hate club #fuck you nureyev #juno steel my beautiful girl #i love you spleen #kisses you sloppy stylr #lets make out in the tags me and u