#He hit the jackpot

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val and Jim 🦎👑 those two make me believe in reincarnation 😅👬

#Val Kilmer #Jim morrison #lizard king #brother from another mother #The doors movie #The doors #perfect casting #Oliver stone #He hit the jackpot #Let me know if you want a part 2 #mr mojo risin #Jimbo #Bby Val #Bby Jim #Tried to look for a pic of Jim as a kid when he's not smiling #ironic isn't it? #Since he barely did an adult #Also fascinating they both almost had the same haircut #And were both blonde #Even Google mistakes them for each other sometimes #Val looks like Jim more than their own siblings #If you think I posted the pics twice #Look again

[bigbadbruin343]

He hit the jackpot.

Art by Julio Suarez.

Source.

#Peter Parker #Mary Jane Watson #Julio Suarez #Art #Comic art #Marvel Comics #Comics #Spider-Man #He hit the jackpot

[dreamse]

dua l*pa and jack h*rlow? damn

#he hit the jackpot #specifically him

[pink-key]

How would Toby be with a romantic partner if he ever entered a relationship (like would he be toxic/romantic/etc??)

This will be long, buckle up, as I want to tackle multiple questions.

This is an x y/n headcanons visual thing.

Warning: Terrible writing. Might be slightly dark. Very very long

Firstly, all depends on the closeness you have with Toby.

🍨 Plaything

🍰 Congratulations, you got him interested in you. Maybe it's your overly humorous reaction to him running after you, while he was chaotically swinging his hatchets. Maybe you had a drastically different reaction to his previous victims.

🍰 Either way, he loves tormenting you; his morals are either absent or corrupt. He likes to scare you, looking into your window to your room at night, laughing and rambling nonsense once you notice him (doesn't matter which floor you live on; he can climb). He can inflict some minor or not so pain on you, especially during his episodes, from randomly swinging his weapons in anger or excitement to pushing you around. There is no particular aim in that; he just feels like it, or his mind is fogged by voices and emotions.

🍰 Contrary to popular belief, he isn't shy, he isn't easily embarrassed. He is loud, obnoxious; he will make his opinions known to you; he will comment on anything you do or any of your clothes, personal belongings, even your family. He is here to have fun, not to worry about your feelings. As long as you entertain him, he will keep you alive, driving you to madness.

🍰 He can and will find you anywhere, will make you look like an insane person to other people. He is good at hiding and is skilled at hurting physically and emotionally from a distance (throwing a rock in the head, displacing objects in the room to make one paranoid, etc.). A 2-meter-tall stalker running around with two axes after you? You're hilarious, y/n!

Coincidentally, his boss doesn't order him to kill you; maybe you don't disturb his work much, after all, he doesn't visit you all the time (his life doesn't revolve around you). Just the least when you expect him.

🍰Telling him he is disgusting or commenting his mental issues will result in an instant end, unless he would want to play a chasing game in the forest with you before that.

🍰 If you have an S/O, he will mock you for choosing such a pitiful person as a partner. Just hope he won't involve your S/O in your little games. He doesn't care about your personal life, but he sure knows how dear this relationship is to you.

🍨 "We are buddies, r-right?"

🍰 You somehow managed to survive his attacks, random outbursts, mood swings, threats and, for some reason, decided to befriend him.

Honestly, being his friend is the healthiest you can get and keep bits of your private space at the same time.

🍰 He, despite being insane, brainwashed, and amnesiac, starts to see you more than just an amusement park attraction as a cute little pet, not really an equal. Your relationship is a bit more than him having a blast using physical or mental torture on you. Your presence and personality are also fun, who knew?!

🍰 Maybe, would EVEN feel a slight parody of pity for you. Especially if you tell him your sad stories of your life. He is terrible at comforting, but if the stars align right, he can play his favorite cassettes to you with cheery songs or try to make jokes, but don't expect that to happen every time. Maybe a pat on the head would happen, usually, he would tell you to stop being sad as there are worse things to cry about.

🍰 He teases you and pranks you a lot. Doesn't matter what state you are in.

🍰 His idea of friendship is a bit twisted. You won't mind that he will destroy your belongings if he finds them annoying, right? You are friends! Friends don't hold grudges against each other! Or if he would hurt your family members or friends because they said or did something that triggered his aggression, right? Friends forgive each other! You don't mind sharing everything with him, from food to information, because friends don't keep secrets from each other!

🍰 There is a good part to this relationship. He is kinder to you. Perhaps, would bring you a cute little trinket or object stained in blood. Friends make gifts for each other! He would appreciate it if you would give him something. Be careful what you give him, as he interprets your gifts in his own way. New hoodie? Are you implying his tastes are bad? Are you mocking him?

🍰 This is also where you can shape your friendship into a seemingly normal one. Food is a safe option. Learn what he likes to convey to him that you care about him. The man needs kindness deep inside. It will confuse him; he might get angry at you, at the world without understanding why, but the long-term result is worth the risk.

🍰 If you are in danger, he might save you. Although you will bear the guilt of some hooligans being either deadly hurt or dead.

🍰 He is also more open to you. You can hold small conversations with him, discussing music, for example. However, if he is in one of his episodes or even just mood swings, he can snap, shout at you or just be mad at you for an unknown reason, while rambling something incomprehensible and leave you alone for a week or more. Violence isn't completely off the table either.

🍰 If you have an S/O (or just hangs out with friends), He can get jealous because you don't pay attention to him at that exact moment. He isn't always jealous, just sometimes. If he is in a terrible mood, might even hurt your S/O, he isn't shy at that stage to involve anyone in the mess. He can complain about your S/O. It's not advised to dispute him, as he can get angry at you. You are his friend! Why are you fighting him?

🍨 Obsessive

🍰 After a lot of talking, gifts and, if you were bold enough, light friendly physical touch, he is feeling smitten by you.

🍰 You notice weird signs of attention from him, he makes some sort of romantic gestures, but it comes off as creepy to you. For instance, he thought a fur coat is what you would like, but he didn't realise you need to work on the fur instead of giving it bloody to you.

🍰 He doesn't understand himself, his voices aren't helping him either, he is feeling hate then sickly love from one second to another. If he thinks too much about that, he twitches and tics more than usual, especially in your presence. He is more distant; he doesn't respond to you. He just sits there, shifting his eyes without focusing on anything, occasionally roughly turning to one of his auditory hallucinations.

🍰 You don't understand his ramblings or whispers, and now they are more disjointed than ever. He avoids you for a few months or even more. It worries you more than him being around you, as you're used to his presence by now. Who knows, maybe he got bored with you and just contemplates how brightly he could end your life.

🍰 He can't run from his feelings forever. As a snow during summer, he busts into your house and just dumps all his thoughts on you—just an incomprehensible jumble. You won't understand it right away until he grabs you by the shoulders and forces you into an embrace, then pushes you away, twitching, staring into your soul, waiting for your response. He doesn't say, but he already knows how you feel, even if he lies to himself. He is attentive and sensitive to human emotions, and he reads body language quite well.

🍰 You have a choice. If you deny his love, either one of things will happen. You die because he feels like it. You don't like him, if he kills you, he kills his feelings for you at the same time. Yet, there is a slim chance he can just forcefully make you like him, can lead to kidnapping, but you won't love him that way either, he would realize that, that's not right, and you are also dead in this scenario.

🍰 If you lie and accept his feelings, you won't last long, either. He notices all the slight restless movements around him, your discomfort, the way you look at him. He hates liars, so it's best to be honest and die quickly rather than slowly.

🍰 If you have a strong, twisted friendship and you learn how to talk to him, how to act when he is difficult to interact with, and you just find him with his bouquet of disorders and trauma charming in his own way, then you don't need to say much to him.

🍰 He doesn't know anything about relationships. He can come off as toxic, as his jealousy flies from low to high in a matter of moments. He is still a snappy, angry, insane serial killer, he just now sometimes apologizes if he was too rude to you. More gifts too, woo-hoo!

🍰 He is obsessive, but that also depends on a lot of circumstances. He wants to be around you as much as possible. Just your presence gives him some sort of emotional bliss when his thoughts are a bit less loud than usual. At the same time, his thoughts are chaotic and get under his skin, and he can disappear for some time. Or one of your words can trigger him; he can be violent or distant.

🍰 Dates with him are attempts to replicate what he sees in movies. He watched whatever old VHS he found in abandoned cabins or houses in the woods, so it's pretty vanilla and traditional, dare I say: eating ice cream together, watching movies, slowly dancing to some old music. He uses old pickup lines too if he feels particularly spicy.

🍰 He isn't touchy. He is touchy unless there is a sinister goal in mind or he wants to be annoying. Toby subconsciously associates touch with bullying or violence. You have to teach him to appreciate affection and kindness, and it will take you a lot of time.

🍰 Eventually, with a lot of pain he adjusts to your taction. He likes to sit next to you, shoulder pressed against yours, while resting his head on your shoulder or head, enjoying peace and silence, while you fidget with his fingers, occasionally placing brief kisses on bruises on his hand. He likes small touches. Once he learns what a surprise hug is, he abuses the life out of it. Be prepared to have mini-heart attacks when he screeches into your ear and hugs you from behind while you return from a small grocery trip back home. Other than that, his level of tactility remains the same.

🍰 His mask and goggles are also mental protection for him from the world. You notice that he takes them off when he is around you.

🍰 He is weak for compliments..even if he overthinks, in some instances, becomes angry or sad, whatever mood hits at the moment, but deep down he is squealing. He will hint at that in his own way by trying to compliment you. This is also important as at times he feels paranoid you are plotting something against him, so compliment him when you can.

🍰 Small acts, like maybe washing his bloody clothes or sewing them as they have a lot of holes, makes him intensely love you. He just stares at you, you just think he is probably hallucinating something.

🍰 Movies showed what women truly desire, so he is a gentleman, ..tries to be, so he would bring you flowers that he probably snatched from a nearby garden. Would keep the door for you, all that, his twitching, ticking, can make it unpredictable. If you're slammed by the said door on your side, trust him, he didn't mean it.

🍰 If you see him just lying down and doing nothing for days, don't try to extremely cheer him up or, goodness forbid, say "smile some more." Just be by his side, be patient. He will become cheery again soon.

🍰 He is jealous, he cares about your attention more than ever. So be careful how you act around your friends, family, or strangers if you want them to be at least alive by the morning.

🍰 His mind can be fogged by rage sometimes, so stay out of his way, he isn't in his head when he is like that.

🍰 Oh, if you have an S/O while he is in this state. No more of that S/O, maybe not you either. If anyone dares to flirt with you, no more of that person, either. You can beg Tobs to just end the lesson with a severe beating but good luck with that. He may switch his unstable bloodthirst onto you if you try too hard.

If you reach this, thank you for reading this war and peace, hope this all makes a bit of sense lmao.

#I'm kastoway's nightmare #hit jackpot with everything he hates #lmao #worked harder on this than my uni exam #ask ticci toby #tobs #creepypasta toby #creepypasta ticci toby #ticcy toby #ticci toby #ticci toby x reader #ticci toby creepypasta #ticci tobi #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta #creepypasta art #comic #oc #my work #y/n #reader chan #ticci toby x y/n #ticci toby x you #ask creepypasta #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta headcanon #headcanons #ticci toby headcanons

[saradrawing]

a very lupintic summer part 3: juicy business by the sea

#lupin iii #lupiniiiart #lupinthethird #lupin the 3rd #goemonishikawa #goemon #goemonishikawaxiii #daisuke jigen #jigen lupin the third #jigendaisuke #fanart #yes guys very funny but goe is hitting the jackpot #he is a business man #the idea was to publish this on September 20 but i'm very slow at coloring damn it #anyway #here it is #the last lupintic summer of this year #now the gang's autumn officially begins #yes there are cameos hidden in the penultimate image let's see who's the clever who finds them

[mcdannowave]

There's too many things to look at in just one gif...

Giant biceps?Tattoos?Chest hair?

Low hanging trunks? The volume of the front of those wet low hanging trunks? The volume of the behind of those wet low hanging trunks?

The V-line and Abs?The Happy trail?(Even the armpits, if it floats your boat)

#h50 6x17 #steve mcgarrett #alex o'loughlin #shirtless alex #wet alex #hawaii five 0 #I said it was too many.Also could include his gorgeous face and that beard...muito gostoso esse homem #Need to do a proper edit again here.w/ some light shinning on the good..err..i mean. the nice stuff #boy oh boy...this man is stunning . That blond detective hit the jackpot when he got this one #Danny is a lucky man #[Saturday night.McD's home] Steve was already out of the shower while Danny was sitting on their bed.putting his shoes #Steve just dried himself w/ his towel like usual.No caring in the world bc it's just D in the room.And they saw each other na.ked /alot/ #There's going to be a dinner at Kono's tonight.nothing fancy actually.But D's mind just couldn't stop staring at Steve's body..dry or wet #Living together for a time.It was still soothing seeing Steve grab his underwear & other stuff on his drawer.See him dressing up😉 #After applying deodorant.Steve put his shirt.(still no pants)when D said:''Hey babe.Your shirt is on the wrong side''. #Steve did a quick check out of his basic Tshirt but took it anyway and tried to fix the mistake.''Danno.It was right.I didnt put it- #And looking at Danny.Steve saw the blond grinning.''Oh.U did it on purpose.Let me guess.U like what u see?huh..''Steve smirked back #''That much is very /very/ true Steven.But in this case.I just love seeing u taking the shirt off''.The smile still on Danny's face #Steve then kept the shirt on his hand and slowly walked to Danny.Sitting on their bed.''Maybe I rip that shirt of urs when we get home'' #Steve eyes was already crossing the line of casual tease at home...and jumping on.'we gonna get half hour later bc we're doing it /now/' #'No''Danny laughed and raised his hand.''This is way too expensive for u to go caveman on me to ruin it.But..I'll be glad to take it off'' #Steve had his victorious-smile on his face now.Crossing arms and still only w/ his black underwear. towering his blond #Danny got up.Up close to that gorgeous hotheaded SEAL.gave him a quick peck on the lips.''Okay.Go change babe.We still need to go'' #While D grabbed his phone.Steve kept dressing himself there.''Okay.But don't forget ur promise.And i want it slow.Danny.not just the shirt' #''Hey.I didn't 'promise' nothing''...''Yeah.But u poked the lion and now you get the consequences.But don't worry.U gonna /love/ it''. #Steve kissed Danny now.And they just smiled while finished getting ready and going to the car #A dinner w/ their Ohana.filled w/ laughs & joy.And later...a gorgeous caveman that was crazy to jump on him.Danny already loved that night😏 #headcanon tags #mine

[columboscreens]

why does columbo love chimpanzees so much. the man lights up like a lightbulb at the mere sight of one

i mean...wouldnt you?

#columbo #ask #misc #death hits the jackpot #he's a man of taste. of culture. of Monky Loving

[beanghostprincess]

Water 7 and Enies Lobby happen but that scene in which Usopp is plotting to go back to the crew doesn't happen. Sanji finds Usopp staring at the sunset and the beach and wondering what he's going to do next exactly. Elbaf, yes, but he needs to plan so many things before sailing on his own. And Sanji just-- They haven't confessed or anything. And Sanji doubts Usopp loves him back that way. But what they've been through has made him realize he's in love with him. Which, you know, fucking sucks because he's leaving and Sanji can't do anything about it.

And,,, I'm just thinking,,, About Usopp actually leaving. And Sanji going with him. Usopp claims that he doesn't need somebody to protect him. That he's going on his own for that reason. He needs to do this on his own. But Sanji insists and says that that's what a first mate is for. The he isn't doing this because Luffy told him. Or anyone, really. Actually, this is something really impulsive and he doesn't think it's the best idea but it's what he wants to do. The Strawhtats are his home, yes, but he has realized that Usopp is the flame that keeps him warm. He doesn't feel so out of place and uneasy when Usopp is around. He doesn't think he'll be able to handle it without him. "I'm not doing it for you" is what he ends up saying. And fuck, okay, Usopp just has to accept. Excited. Happy. In love.

#a cook as your first mate is something very useful but also he's your BFF and then he becomes your boyfriend #usopp hit the fucking jackpot #and sanji is just so in love fucking idiot i am going to throw bricks at him #biggest love gesture leave everyone behind for somebody to grow on their own #i am going fucking crazy if you couldn't tell #I AM AWARE THIS WOULD KILL LUFFY DON'T YELL AT ME PLEASE I AM SORRY I KNOW THIS IS NOT GOOD THIS IS ANGSTY AF #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #one piece

[catboykilljoy97]

When I was 14 I had a pet mouse named Mikey and when I told people his name I always worried they would think I had tried to name him Mickey (as in Mickey Mouse) but misspelled it meanwhile his actual namesake was Mikey Way because I had a big-ass MCR poster on my wall at the time

#rest in peace Micheal Way Mouse you were so spoiled #little man hit the jackpot he was just a cheap petstore mouse and then he got adopted by #a teenager with too many feelings who had researched mouse care for months because i was kinda a perfectionist #i loved that tiny bastard he sat on my shoulder when i did homework and he got a piece of noodle every time we had spaghetti for dinner #cbkj speaks #pet mice #fancy mice #mcr #my chemical romance #mikey way

[indacourt]

I can't even make a bit here he just looks good. Damnit

#jerma #hes hitting the jackpot for all the things that i think makes a guy look good damnit #he has that spamton swag #he looks like hes gonna scam me #ok thats all thr bit i have

[pertenebris-adastra]

*spoilers*

How do you move on from Ep2 of Lessons in Chemistry

I don’t think I am mentally strong enough to keep watching. I legitimately can’t stop crying. Like the tears just won’t stop and it’s lowkey worrisome.

#lessons in chemistry #lewis pullman #brie larson #elizabeth zott #calvin evans #owwww #I went into this with no knowledge of what this was about #that was probably my fault but I was looking for happy #which I thought I had hit the jackpot with #and then what the actually fuck my dude #how in the hell are you gonna have my man hit by a fucking bus???????? #who wrote this shit #I just wanna talk #I had too much wine to watch that #he was so happy #SHE WAS SO HAPPY #neither of them had family #you literally looked at this perfect little romance #and said ‘nah let’s fuck some shit up’ #I’m so sad

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

James Ironwood

Race: Human

Nationality: Atlas

Ethnicity: Atlesian

Weapon: Due process

Gender: Man

Sexuality: Demisexual

Starting Age: 40

Aura Color: Blue

Handedness: Right

Complexion: Pale

Eye Color: Blue

Semblance: Tin Heart (A passive semblance blessing. James Aura shield makes kinetic energy slide around his body, which dramatically increases his physical defences.)

Occupation: Atlas academy general

The second person to be the Headmaster of Atlas academy, the 200th general of Atlas' army, the first general of the Atlesian army to be academy headmaster while also being an alumni of Atlas academy, General James Ironwood is many things to many people. But above all, he is a hero to the people of Atlas...

... a hero indeed. Tell me, if a hero had to choose between three people tied to the tracks of an incoming train or a single loved one tied to opposite track, what would they do? Would they just allow the train to kill three people? That doesn't seem very heroic to me. So, if it's for the greater good, you should sacrifice a loved one to save the greater number... and when you do, will their loved ones still see you as a hero? Mark my words, James. This world does not need heros, it does need huntsmen. And I will make sure of it...

#yay sassy Salem's back #just this once of course #every time Ozpin adds a new chess piece to his board #Salem takes great interest in them #and with Ironwood #Salem basically hit the jackpot #anyway I'm either cutting out the bomb Mantle plot or changing it so it was a fake out #I don't know why the writers wanted to put that into the show #then again I don't have to use most of the stuff that happened in v8 anyway because of my plans #rwde #rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #anyway #my closing thoughts are why is Ironwood's chest so large? is he pregnant?? #james ironwood

[stardustedknuckles]

We accidentally overfed a dog at work because the directions given by the front desk AND by the owner were deeply unclear and passed down to us incorrectly so we had to call the mom and I'm thinking, like. She's going to be upset that we ran out of her dog's certain special food and even if we give him our wet food for free (obviously) we accidentally wasted what she sent and changing a dog's diet unexpectedly can cause tummy issues. That's an understandable level of upset and I hope we can make it right.

What she ACTUALLY yelled at my coworker about was the fact that NOW she has to take the dog to the VET because he ATE too much and how she "didn't sound very empathetic" (coworker is 21 and was trying desperately not to cry, which sounds pretty empathetic if you don't know it's from abject terror) and then she's like "I looked at the cameras and he seems lethargic!" alright well. You're straight up lying now. He's perfectly happy. He's just also a little round. The worst he's going to do is maybe barf and it'll be over before you pick him up. We'll be the ones cleaning it. He got two days of too much food. And he ate it all. He's literally fine. Maybe stop yelling at folks.

#Nevermind the fact that the word she was looking for was compassionate #This isn't even half of what happened today this is just the absurd and weirdly funny part #Ma'am your tiny living teddy bear is having the time of his life and thinks he hit the jackpot #There were three entire failures along the chain of command BEFORE I was involved in feeding him at all #He's been here since the evening of the 20th he's FINE #Stop treating people like shit maybe #She isn't even a front desk person she got pulled up there to help out after the actual front desk person #Had to take a dog to the vet cuz he got bit real good #(I wasn't kidding today was absolutely fucking nuts) #Dog days of care

[feralsunspotandtincan]

If you're Luke's friend and you just silently stick your finger in his face, he'll just kind of confusedly lean forward until he accidentally boops himself on the nose.

Din went absolutely feral when he discovered this and now does it at least once a day. Luke still hasn't figured it out but he's unintentionally been teaching Grogu to do it and Din is fucking *vibrating* from joy.

#luke is a cat #id say change my mind but ypu literally can't #din knows he's hit the riduur jackpot and yes he is insufferably smug about it #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[likeamosquitobutworse]

Whoever first started the cheesecake comment i would like to Have A Word With You. How dare you, that man is fucking FINE AF, literally James Dean material. Not to sound like a creepy person but if a guy like Tim ever came near me i would fold like origami. I wouldn't be able to look him directly in the eyes because i would be acting like a teenager and keeping a 10 feet distance. You sir/mam' dont know quality and it shows

#Please don't show this to the actual actor i would die #But like #what am i supposed to do?? NOT call him pretty?? #marble hornets #tim wright #tim sutton #If he has a wife/gf she KNOWS she hit jackpot 100%

[eruverse]

Everyone: Ivan is gay

Eru: Ivan has mommy kink

#hetalia #aph russia #hws russia #my headcanon #listen. when u start thinking abt it. u will never go back anymore #does that mean he only seeks women? yeh ofc no #but if u r a woman and a mommy it will hit all the jackpots in his brain and heart (and boner) #and by mommy i mean a real mommy and someone who can mommy him. theyre often interchangeable