#I do like how alucard and seras meet before he turns her though

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why can I watch Hellsing on Disney+ lmao

#hellsing #thanks hulu #also I forgot how weird the original anime was #I do like how alucard and seras meet before he turns her though #and how we see him holding her while he bites her

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Chapter Summary: After waking up and a small meeting it’s time for you to go on a mission, accompanied by Alucard.

TW: Attempted Kidnapping

Masterlist

To Kill A Monster

Chapter Seven: Night Club

It takes you a few days to recover from your fight with Jaxson, and when you get up all seems normal. You do your normal routine and leave your room thinking that tonight was going to be like any other night.

You walk through the halls and hear the usual commotion of the troops in one of the many large rooms of the mansion. Only reason why you go to the room is because if the troops are there then Seras is most likely there, and if you find Seras you’ll be able to ask her where Alucard is.

As soon as you step in the room all the noise ceases to exist, and you think Alucard was behind you because that typically happens whenever anyone sees him. But you don’t sense him so it had to be you that made them fall silent.

Not that you care all that much, you’re only there to find Seras. You stay in the doorway as you scan the room, seeing that she isn’t there. You plainly ask, “where’s Seras?”

All you receive is head shakes and shrugs, which isn’t helpful. You turn on your heels and walk away, it didn’t take long for them to start murmuring to each other.

Thanks to your super hearing you find out that the cat was out of the bag and that Archer snitched on you while you were sleeping. He’s so lucky that you only kill the people you are ordered to kill or vampires. But that wasn’t going to stop you from tearing into Archer.

Which is what you were about to do, but before you get the chance to head back to the room they were all in to look for him you’re stopped.

“Hey,” Seras is relieved she found you before you find Archer. After hearing about how you kidnapped and tortured a vampire she is afraid that you might do that to Archer. Seras politely asks, “can we talk in the office real quick?”

You look at her and know that she knows, so you give one final glare at the room you were about to charge into like a bull, then follow her to the office.

“So…” Seras thinks carefully about what she’s going to say next, because she’s never had to deal with this sort of thing before and also doesn’t want to piss you off. It’s not because she’s afraid of you, though you can be intimidating you aren’t strong enough to hurt her. Seras doesn’t want to piss you off since you’re her friend and she doesn’t want to ruin your friendship that has just started to bloom.

But Alucard- who decided to sit in for the meeting- doesn’t care about pissing you off. So he speaks for Seras, “care to explain?”

You glare at Alucard but ask Seras, “the fuck is he doing here?”

Seras steps between you and Alucard so she can stop you two from going at it, she keeps a soft tone as she talks to you, “we need to have a meeting.”

“Because someone decided not to share her hostage,” Alucard says in a playful tone.

Which pisses you off even more because he is acting as if what you were doing was a game, like Jaxson was some toy. “So you could do what? Read his mind by eating him?”

You don’t like to hurt people just to hurt them, you aren’t doing this all for shits and giggles. Unlike Alucard, who would have found the sadist joy just to cause someone pain just to do it. He knows this and he uses it against you with every chance he gets.

“What else is there to do with a hostage with information?” It’s a rhetorical question because he’s using his chance against you and it’s working, like it always does.

You ball up your fist beginning to fume with anger. You’ve always been short tempered but something about Alucard makes it so easy for you to snap, “yeah? Fuck that! You think I’m just going to feed someone to you?!”

“Come to think about it, is that why you’ve been sneaking out of the mansion for months?” Alucard asks, as if the answer isn’t obvious. Anyone who can put two and two together would be able to figure that out at this point.

“It would have been easier, we’d be much farther along in our investigation if it wasn’t for you.” Alucard continues in a disappointed tone, but he could have taken matters into his own hands as soon as he found out you had a hostage. He didn’t though because he was having fun listening to each and every time you tortured Jaxson.

“If it wasn’t for me?! Really?!” You push past Seras and pull out your knives, like usually you’re about to lose your shit. “What the fuck have YOU been doing this entire time?!”

“Searching for leads, not knowing where to start because the one who knows everything hasn’t given us any information on where to look.” Alucard pulls out his gun and puts it against your forehead as soon as you’re within arm’s length.

“That’s enough!” Seras shouts, she’s finally getting her authoritative stance and not letting you two get away with whatever you want. This is a serious matter but you and Alucard are bickering like children like usual. Though, Seras knows Alucard is the instigator, so she’s going to remove him from the situation for now. Her voice booms as she tells him what to do, “Alucard! Out!”

Alucard growls and disappears through the wall, leaving you and Seras alone. The only reason why he- somewhat- listens to Seras is because Integra left Hellsing under her command.

Seras takes a deep breath and regains her composure, then looks at you. She still has a bit of a sternness to her tone, “when you joined you agreed to working with us, not against us. That means you can’t withhold information about possible leads because it hinders our investigation.”

“I was seeing if he was worth pursuing before I brought him to the organization’s attention,” you lie.

“From what I was told he obviously was a vampire, meaning that you knew we’d want to interrogate him to begin with.” Seras says. She’s staying in leader mode, which is ‘no bullshit’ mode, “I already reprimanded Alucard for not saying anything about your routine outings.”

“So now you want to track everything I do?!” You expect something like that from Alucard, but Seras being controlling like that gives you a feeling of betrayal.

Seras immediately tries to correct your thinking, by her voice softening a bit as she says, “no, that’s not what I met.”

“Then what did you mean, Seras?! Because clearly you are talking about me behind my back. And with HIM of all people!” You angrily shout.

“I don’t talk about you behind your back! I only talked to Alucard about this because of what you did.” Seras sighs and tries to explain better, “you going out every now and then is to be expected, but at the frequency you were leaving it was clearly suspicious. That is the only thing I talked to him about when it comes to you.”

You’re not entirely sure if you believe her, and she can tell that. So she continues to explain herself, “I was going to talk to you first and then bring in Alucard so we could all be on the same page. But he does what he wants. But we need to work together, regardless. So please calm down so we can have a civil conversation amongst the three of us.”

The distress in her eyes makes you cave and you sigh in defeat, “fine.”

Alucard comes back through the wall, which isn’t surprising because you already know that privacy means absolutely nothing to him. He looks at Seras and asks, “what’s the plan?”

The fact that he’s going to look at Seras and ask that, acting like you don’t even exist is infuriating. As if you don’t do the same thing to him constantly. “You already know we don’t have one asshole.”

Alucard looks at you and plainly states, “well we should get to that then.”

Seras speaks up before you can reply and agrees, “yes! We should-” she looks to you, “-what do you have so far?”

You share what little information you had on Jaxson then pull out the napkin with the club’s information out of your back pocket, throwing it down on the desk in front of her. “It’s without a doubt a trap, but I still plan on looking into it.”

“By yourself?!” Seras asks but doesn’t give you a chance to reply because she knows you were planning on doing it yourself, “no no no no no! You are NOT doing this by yourself!”

You sigh in annoyance, of course she wants to put more than just you in danger. You’re all positive this is a trap that was set up for you specifically, so it doesn’t make sense for anyone besides you to go, “and why not?”

Seras looks at you with a blank expression, “you’re seriously going to ask me that?”

“Yeah, I am-” you cross your arms, “-this is clearly a trap for me.”

“And that’s why you aren’t going alone! They’ll probably have a line up of people there to kill you!” Seras’ doesn’t even bother hiding her worry, she doesn’t give a damn about your pride. She refuses to let you be reckless just so you can attempt to prove that you don’t need anyone’s help. “I don’t care what you want, you aren’t doing this alone!”

You’re silent because you’re too busy suppressing your emotions, the only other person to ever care about you this much was Alexis. You’re not sure what exactly emotion you have right now, but all you know is it’s one that you haven’t had in a long time. It almost feels foreign to you.

Seras takes your quietness as compliance, and walks toward the door. “Okay, let’s go get ready.”

You follow Seras first to her room where she grabs a wig and makeup for you, then go back to your room. Time for her to doll you up. She already thinks you are absolutely beautiful but Seras loves to do makeup too. So you’re her blank canvas, besides she has to make you look like a totally different person anyway.

Since you’re going to a club you have to look the part while you cover up your identity as well. When Seras is done with your hair and makeup she has you look in the mirror.

You can’t even recognize yourself, you are a completely different person. You could help but put you fingers on your cheek and softly say in disbelief, “holy shit…”

Seras smiles wide, proud of her job well done, “crazy, innit?”

You nod slowly and continue staring at the mirror, waiting for your reflection to not match your movements but it’s really you you’re looking at.

“Okay, time to get dressed!” Seras says and walks out of the bathroom, “do you know what you’re going to wear?”

You smirk and grab a bundle of clothes off of your bed, then go back into the bathroom. Leaving Seras standing there in confusion, well she was confused until you walked out of the bathroom in the outfit that you swore up and down that you’d never have an opportunity to wear.

It’s the backless halter top, along with the light blue skinny jeans- that have more holes than it does fabric- and the fishnets underneath. Seras beams a smile, “yes!!!”

“I guess you were right for once,” you chuckle and get her to help you with the top’s strings. Then you put on your mixed matched socks and get into the leather boots that have the giant heel. Once you’re ready you check yourself out in the mirror, your body looks really good. But you wish that your makeup didn’t make you look like a totally different person.

Seras just watches you with awe filled eyes, you look absolutely stunning, “I knew the outfit would come in handy!”

“Yeah, okay,” you roll your eyes then look at her, wondering why she was just standing there. “Aren’t you going to get ready?”

“Heh- about that…” Seras scratches the back of her neck and nervously says, “I’m not the one going with you.”

You frown, the fact that she made all that fuss and isn’t even going with you ticks you off a bit. If you knew she wasn’t going you definitely wouldn’t have gotten dressed in this outfit, But it’s too late for a wardrobe change now, “then who is?”

“Uhm…” Seras looks away from you, she knows that you’re going to hate the answer.

By the way she’s acting hope that it isn’t who you think it is, your whole demeanor changes and you ask her again, “Seras, who is it?”

“Well… You see…” Her eyes look everywhere but at you.

“It better not be him,” you say and before she can respond Alucard comes through your wall. You look at Seras and growl, “you planned this.”

“I didn’t! I swear!” Seras knows that having you go out on this mission with him after the conversation you had with her the other night seems suspicious. But she is sending Alucard with you because he is the most powerful person in the whole organization. You know that too, but currently you weren’t thinking rationally because of how pissed off you are at the fact you have to work with.

Alucard checks his watch and plainly says, “let’s go. We don’t have all night.”

You give Seras a death glare as she exits that bathroom, and cross your arms over your chest to cover up how revealing your clothes are, as if that was really going to do anything for you. Then you exit the bathroom.

Alucard has to do a double take, the only way he is able to tell it’s you is because of the malice you have in your eyes when you look at him. But other than that you don’t look anything like yourself.

He doesn’t like it.

You slip on your leather gloves and grab both of your blessed knives off of the table, putting them in their separate sheathes. You slip one in each boot then look at Alucard, seeing that the only thing changed about him is his attire. He wears a charcoal gray suit with a red dress shirt.

“You finally don’t look ridiculous for once,” you say with an attitude. Misery loves company and you already know you’re going to be miserable spending tonight with him.

“At least I look like myself,” Alucard is quick with his response. That one came way too easy and he has to hold back a chuckle when you ball up your fist. Before you can say anything he checks his watch again, “we need to get going.”

Alucard leaves through the wall and you use the door like a normal person, also you haven’t learned the ability to go through walls yet. Meeting him outside where the car is already waiting for you two, except there is no chauffeur. Alucard is going to be driving, which is good because now you don’t have to sit right next to him. You sit in the backseat because you want to be as far away from him as possible, and you can feel his eyes on you. So you look at the mirror and sure enough you lock eyes with him, “what?!”

Alucard smirks, “you don’t want to be a passenger princess?”

“No, I don’t even want to be in the same car as you. Now shut the fuck up and drive.” You growl and the rest of the car ride consists of silence. Which you prefer because you don’t want to hear his insufferable voice, it’s bad enough you’re going to have to work with him all night.

When he nears the club you stop him, “park down here so nobody sees us together.”

Alucard ignores you and parks right in front of the club, not only to piss you off but parking far away wouldn’t be practical if this was a trap, “I’m the one driving. I choose where we park.”

You give Alucard a death glare and get out of the car, you don’t wait for him as you walk up to the club’s entrance. Your hips sway as you do, you’ve never had this type of confidence before and you have no idea where it came from. But you sure as Hell could get used to it.

You’re greeted by the large bouncer who was leaning against the wall and he gains a smirk when he sees you. Which makes you feel disgusted, like his gaze is leaving a slime all over your skin as you speak to him in order to talk your way into the club. Which doesn’t take much, you and Alucard get into the chaos rather quickly. As soon as you walk in there is music blaring and lights flashing, which isn’t your type of scene but with your demeanor nobody would be able to tell.

You turn to Alucard and nod in one direction, trying to split up, not only to cover more ground but you don't want to be around him any longer. Alucard gives a nod back and goes in the opposite direction than you, to the dance floor. You head to the bar, which is the best place for trying to find trouble. With a place this busy it’s easy for someone to spike your drink.

When you get to the bar you order the strongest shot the bartender pours it for you without hesitation. You down the shot without a second to spare and wipe your mouth as you set the glass back down in front of him, “pour another.”

The bartender smirks and pours you another, a shitfaced girl is definitely the best target. So he pours you one drink after another and tries to make conversation because depending on the information they get it can make it easier to kidnap their victims. In this case, it’s you they are looking to get.

“Never seen someone down them like you do,” the bartender pours you another as you finish the one you just had. “So what are you running from?”

“More like who,” you correct him. You know the trick, it’s helped you rob people plenty of times. Make them think you’re alone because then you’re defenseless against them. You sit your glass down again and wait for him to pour you another.

“Oh?” He raises an eyebrow, once again giving you another drink. He watches you drink it, believing that you’re totally disregarding any kind of consequences that will come with such reckless drinking, “has someone broken your heart, dear?”

“Oh, no, it’s a coworker, he gets on my ever loving last nerve,” you say with an eye roll and start acting like the liquor is kicking in. “If I had the choice I’d get away, quit my job and travel the world.”

“Is that so?” The bartender lines up a row of shot glasses for you to drink, knowing that any average person would be hammered by the end. “What if I told you that I have a buddy that can take you away?”

“Mmm, when can that happen?” You slur your speech when you ask and lean against the bar. This was too easy.

“Right now if you would like” the bartender says with a smirk. It always makes him so happy when the victims are compliant because it makes this so much easier.

You give him a drunken smile, “let me go get cleaned up first.”

“Alright, he’ll meet you right outside the bathroom, okay hun?” He asks, faking his sincerity.

You nod and wobble away, it’s surprising that you make it into the bathroom without anyone trying to grab you. Once you’re in a stall you text Alucard that you’re in the bathroom and he replies with a simple ‘okay’

You hear a few females come and go, after a few minutes you leave the stall. You continue pretending to be drunk, stumbling around as you leave the bathroom.

You’re approached by a guy who is dressed up in what all the other staff are in and he asks you with a soft smile, “are you the one who wants to get away?”

You slowly nod with a drunken smile and stand next to him as he leads you in the opposite direction of the dance floor. He smiles, believing that he caught an easy victim.

Alucard lets the guy lead you to the stairs before running up to you and the guy, he fakes being worried “there you are!”

You and the guy turn around, Alucard quickly grabs your wrist and snatches you away from the guy. He has to think of something on the fly and he’s reminded of a movie he watched, so he aggressively asks, “what are you doing with my girlfriend?!”

You swear you throw up your mouth a little but you have no choice to play along, so you make yourself sound so giddy and bubbly as you talk to him. You giggle and say, “baby, he said he’d be able to take us on a trip!”

The guy quickly shakes his head, saying in a calm and reassuring tone, “no, that’s not what I meant. I said we could take a trip upstairs so she could find you, it’s easier to look down on the crowd and spot people that way.”

Alucard looks at you as you hold onto his arm, you may have a smile but he can see the malice in your eyes. Alucard didn’t like calling you his girlfriend anymore than you being called his girlfriend. Yes, Alucard may find your confidence admirable, he loves toying with you, and does have feelings of desire for you every now and then. But he does NOT want you in a relationship sense, you’re insufferable more often than not which dismisses any thoughts of romantic interest that he has for you. At least that’s what he thinks right at this moment. His feelings like to bounce back and forth like a ping pong ball sometimes.

But currently he’s disgusted by the idea of having you as a partner because before you two entered the club you told him where to park. You don’t want to be seen with him. That itself isn’t much of an issue though, what is the issue is that you rather make things harder just because of your hatred for him. It’s extremely off putting when you do things like that.

“There is no need for that now that I’m here, so we’ll get going,” Alucard says to the guy and you two walk out of the club. He wants to get out of there as bad as you do, like leaving the club is somehow going to erase the fact Alucard called you his girlfriend.

As soon as you two get in the car you call Seras and put her on speaker so her voice will replace the silence that would have filled the car on the way back to the mansion. It’ll also make sure you can get everything down without forgetting it all since you’ll be able to record the conversation and play it back later. You’re the first to speak when Seras picks up, “Seras, it’s Hunter, I got you on speaker and I’m going to be recording this.”

Alucard doesn’t bother with hiding the smirk that plasters itself across his face because he knows that you don’t let anyone besides him call you by that pet name and you never introduced yourself as Hunter before. Alucard knows you’re only calling yourself Hunter right now so Seras can identify you but it still makes him giddy to just hear you say it. He most definitely will be picking on you later for this and he can tell by the fiery look in your eyes that you’re going to try to wipe that look off his face as soon as you get the chance. But until- and even after- then, he’ll still be reveling in the fact that you’ve accepted that you’re just a ‘little hunter’ in his eyes.

“Is Alucard there as well?” Seras asks, she expects him to be there but she can never know with you two.

“Oh, yes, yes I am,” Alucard says in a sing-song voice as he continues to taunt you.

“Sadly,” you growl while glaring daggers at him. You feel like you could jump over the front seat and start relentlessly stabbing him. But at least him pissing you off gets rid of the awkwardness that happened in the club and after a moment of intense silence while you contemplate killing him, you go back to the conversation. You look at Alucard and ask with an extremely sassy attitude, “so Alucard, did you actually do anything tonight or did I do all the work again?”

“You’re so controlling so I let you do your thing but I’m starting to realize that you’re never satisfied with anything. Are you?” Alucard says back with a little bit of sass in his voice as well as he continues to drive, starting to hum as he can feel that you’re seething with anger.

Seras can feel the tension without even having to be in the car, so in hopes to redirect the conversation back to where it is supposed to be she asks, “so what information was it that you gathered?”

“Well, they do the classic trick of taking advantage of a person’s drunken state in order to kidnap them. The bartender is in on it and the guy who tried to take me with him was also in a staff uniform, so the whole establishment is most likely corrupt.”

“Most likely- so how did you get away?” Seras asks and grows concerned with the immediate silence that comes from you and Alucard. “You didn��t kill them, did you?”

“No, but we don’t wanna talk about it,” you say, answering for Alucard as well because you know he doesn’t want to speak on the topic either.

“What did you two do?!” Seras’ is seriously concerned.

“We don’t want to talk about it,” Alucard reinforces what you say. His voice was at a normal volume but it still seemed as if it boomed in the car and over the phone. You could tell that Seras got the message by the long pause from her end of the phone.

When Seras finally speaks again she keeps her voice level, “Hunter, write down descriptions of the bartender and staff member then text it to me.”

You hated typing on a phone but you’ll suffer through it so you can make sure you don’t forget anything on the way back. “Fine, see you when we get back.”

“See you then,” Seras says and hangs up.

Before you even get a chance to groan in annoyance Alucard opens up the dashboard of the passenger side’s seat. You look at what he’s doing, a bit confused until you notice the pen and notebook that he pulls out. Alucard holds it up so you can grab it, his piercing eyes make contact with your own as he looks at you through the mirror but he doesn’t say a word. After that short moment he looks back at the road and that’s when he speaks in a plain tone, “that should make it easier for you.”

You don’t know how to feel about this, a few of Alucard’s actions from tonight just rub you the wrong way. It’s making you uneasy and uncomfortable because this is so unlike him which makes you weary of what his motives could possibly be. This feels like a trap of some sort because why would Alucard- the biggest pain in your ass to ever exist- want to make things easier for you?!

“Are you going to start writing down notes or what?” Alucard asks you in an annoyed tone, he doesn’t need to read your mind to know what you’re thinking. He knows that when he makes gestures of kindness it comes off as suspicious, and it’s especially questionable when that gesture is towards you. You’re hesitant at first but you begin writing down notes, describing what the two males look like.

The bartender had long dirty blond hair tied into a bun, narrow light blue eyes with freckles. He was average height and looked semi muscular, but the main thing that stood out about him were his hands. They were covered in scars. The other guy was bald with oval brown eyes, he had a large nose that was crooked from most likely being broken and his skin was a bit wrinkled. His teeth were yellow and a bit uneven, there was a small gap between the front two.

It’s always hard to describe people so you start to draw them, which makes it so much easier. Now Seras will be able to see them and know what they look like.

When you two get back to the mansion you basically jump out of the car before Alucard even gets a chance to turn it off. At first he’s annoyed at you but he can’t find it a bit amusing because he likes how he was able to make you squirm. You’re so over dramatic about it and it’s given Alucard the upper hand, now he has something to use against you.

You rush up the steps to meet Seras at the top and she can sense something is wrong. But she doesn’t even get a chance to ask what’s wrong because you just shove the sketchbook into her hands. Then you rush back to your room, Seras wants to follow but she waits for Alucard. She knows this has something to do with him.

Alucard just looks at her, giving her a dirty look because he can tell she wants an answer from him. But he owes Seras nothing, especially an explanation. If you want to tell Seras what happened, that’s up to you but he doesn’t share his own business and doesn’t want to share yours because Alucard likes keeping your secrets all to himself.

Seras just sighs, not bothering to ask him what has happened. She walks in after Alucard and closes the mansion’s doors behind her then sits down on the large velvet sofa. She flips looks at your notes and the drawings of the men you made, impressed by your artistic talent.

You immediately undress and get in the shower, the hot water on max and if you could you’d scrub your skin raw. You’ll talk to Seras about tonight when you wake up from your slumber but for now you’ll shower and go to bed.

Alucard goes to his chamber and thinks over the night, he blames Seras for showing him all those terrible romcoms. He would’ve said something- anything- else if it came to his head. He could’ve said he was your friend, or brother, or cousin, but no, first word that came to his head was boyfriend. He regrets his entire existence now.

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[thirstyforlulu]

Yandere Hellsing x Reader HCs? Including Millennium

Integra:

She’s a very possessive yandere

With her money and power, she has the means to get her hands on you

She’s good at playing cool, you won’t catch on for a while

Sure you notice that she never sends you on missions and that she’s always having you work near her office, but that’s just her being a good friend

When she decides to approach you romantically, she’s very forward

Around you she’s a touch starved animal, unlike her usual put together appearance

If you deny her feelings or try to run, get ready because she’s not giving up that easily

She’ll pull whatever strings she has to in order to find you

She’ll spend thousands bribing people or tracking you

Once she knows where you are, she’ll send Alucard to collect you

When she has you she’s very loving

She’ll want to constantly be touching you in some way

Usually that means sitting beside her while she works at her desk

As long as you’re good, she’ll let you wander the entirety of the manor

Since you tried to run she’s added all sorts of security measures so you can’t get out

Act up though and she will chain you to the wall in her office

“Y/N, your behavior has been deplorable lately and needs correcting.

Don’t give me those sad eyes, this is all your fault.”

Walter:

He’s a sneaky yandere

Very observant, he’ll learn your patterns and preferences

At the start he’ll leave you gifts like your favorite food or pretty flowers

He uses it as an excuse to get closer to you

He’s always offering to do favors for you, secretly lowering your defenses around him

He’s not the type to take anything from you but he will take the time to appreciate them

If you let him clean your room he’ll likely pause to sniff some clothes

You notice how much he knows about you but you just think he’s very observant

You don’t realize it’s due to his obsession

He’s the type to take more precautions

If you deny his advances he’ll lock you up somewhere, probably his room

He’ll get chains and a cage if necessary

If you really act up, he’ll lock you in the basement

The way you cling to him in fear after spending all night in the dark is addictive

His wires are always nearby

If you try to run you’ll only get a few steps out the door before the wires wrap you up and pull you back

He does his best not to hurt you, but if you struggle too much, a few cuts are inevitable

Seras:

She’s a very clingy yandere

She’ll want you on every mission she goes on

When you have free time she’ll take you out into the area nearby for some quality time

If you ever push her away, she gets angry

She’ll pout like a child then force her way into whatever it is you’re doing

At the time, she’ll act like it’s just a coincidence and you might even believe her

You’re not getting rid of her so easily

She’s also a very sweet yandere

If she feels she’s hurt your feelings she’ll go out of her way to get you presents or treat you nicely

Until you say you forgive her, she won’t stop pampering you

No one else is allowed near you, not even Integra

She’ll make excuses and do whatever it takes to keep you to herself

She would never kidnap you or lock you up because she hates to see you sad, but her “loving” behavior will be a trap in itself

Don’t forget that despite how cute she is, she’s still a powerful monster that can and will do what it takes to keep you

If that means making you one of her familiars then so be it

Alucard:

He’s a terrifying yandere

He can control you and the people around you, holding you captive

You’re not a stupid person, you know how easily he could end your life, so you tend to let it all happen

On the plus side, he’s very passionate and often brings you gifts

He’s such a smooth talker you’ll end up forgetting the terrifying threats he’s made in the past

Anyone who flirts with you will mysteriously disappear

Anyone who hurts you will turn up days later torn to shreds in a ditch

He would never do anything to hurt you, but that doesn’t stop him from making threats

“I could tear you apart just like that man from last week. I would love to hear your moans of anguish, but I’d prefer moans of pleasure.”

When you act out he manhandles you

He’ll press you against a wall and bite your neck to remind you of your place

He enjoys when you become complicit, but he likes when you’re occasionally act out

It gives him an excuse to punish you, which he always loves

After that, you’ll think twice before disobeying him

Millenium:

Jan:

Bro this man is already wild

When he sets his sights on you it’s go time

He won’t let anyone else near you or get to know you, not even his brother

He’ll threaten people, meeting them after work for overstepping their boundaries

He’s very touchy, like he’s trying to leave his scent all over you

Out in public, he’ll hang on you, showing others that you’re already taken

He’ll growl at people that look at you too long when passing by

He flicks a lot of people off, all the time but more so when he’s around you

He’s paranoid and doesn’t like anyone else around you, even friends

Clearly he’s a fan of body modification so if he can convince you he’ll want to get some kind of matching piercing/tattoo

If you get it, he’ll pay special attention to it any time you cuddle, running his fingers over it countless times

He can be very intense so he might yell at you, but when he sees the hurt look in your eyes he backs off

In his own weird way, he loves you and doesn’t want to see you hurting

But if he has to hurt you to keep you then so be it

Luke:

He’s not as subtle as he thinks he is

He tries to play it cool, but if someone tries to touch you he will blatantly smack their hand away

Always has an excuse to be around you and if he doesn’t, he’ll find one

He’s not as touchy as Jan, but he does like to hold your hand

You’ll feel his pinky brush against you before his hand completely envelops yours

His grip tightens when he sees you looking at others

Your attention is something he so desperately craves

He gives you every moment of his time and he wants you to do the same

If you’re ever in danger he’s there before anyone else even knows

It helps that he was already watching you

Be ready to compensate him

At first he’s just worried about you, but then once he knows you’re alright, he’ll start making demands

“You owe me for coming to your rescue dear. Or would you like me to toss you back? Maybe then you’ll beg me in such a cute way.”

Rip:

She does not care what other people think

She’ll ruin relationships to get closer to you

She’ll endanger her own job if it keeps you two apart

Doing favors is how she gets closer to you

Anytime you need something she’s there and ready to go

She’d leave in the middle of a mission if she hears you need help

Anyone causing you problems will be slaughtered and presented to you as a gift

“See y/n, I took off their heads just for you.”

She can get very aggressive especially if she thinks you’re denying her advances

She won’t hurt you, beyond a little pinch or so, but she’ll make threats

She’s very sadistic and would be willing to lock you up

Having you as a pet is actually an attractive idea to her

She’ll take good care of you wherever you’re locked up, but she won’t allow many freedoms

“Look at my pretty pet. How lucky am I.”

The Captain:

He’s like a pet, always following you around

He’ll growl at people he doesn’t like around you

His arms are always around you, keeping you close

No one else is allowed to tend to you after missions

When he’s patching you up, he’ll run his hands along your arms and legs, lovingly caressing your limbs

He’ll use that as an excuse to stay around you

Popping in to “check on you” at all hours

You won’t even know he’s come in until he’s sitting on the edge of your bed

He’s the type the would sit there for a moment watching you breathe

If he can, he’ll try to get you to be his assistant

If he can convince the higher ups that he needs one, he’ll do whatever he can

Then he’ll be around you even when he works and will be able to protect you

No one on the battlefield will be able to even get close to you

He’ll ignore his own tasks to protect you

He’s extremely loyal and obsessive

The Doctor

Oh man it is terrifying when he has his eye on someone

He views it like just another experiment, wanting to test and push you

He’ll have you coming to him for “examinations” all the time

He’d likely put a bug on you

Suddenly he knows things you don’t remember telling him, but you can’t prove anything

People you like start disappearing, people you had no idea he knew about

If he suspects you’re starting to catch on and trying to get away, he’ll start drugging you

Then you’ll have to come to him if you’re going to get better

While he’s treating you, he’ll trick you mentally manipulating you to grow closer to him

You’re going to think so highly of him, forgetting all the red flags you’d seen before

He is absolutely a gas lighter but he’s damn good at it

Even if you have experience with this stuff you won’t pick up on it

It’s a game of cat and mouse with him

The Major

He is not subtle and does not care

Your needs or emotions don’t matter to him

If you don’t respond well to his advances he will make terrible threats

If that doesn’t work he’ll take it a step further, allowing the ghouls to get close to taking a bite out of you

Torture is the next step

He doesn’t care about your mood, he has to have you

“Y/N, why do you fight so hard when you know I’m just going to hurt you again?”

He’ll want to do most of it by hand, but if he needs to he will get the others involved

“Would you like me to make a spectacle out of you? I think the others would enjoy that.”

Behave and he won’t hurt you

If he gets mad enough he’ll remove your arms and legs

You’ll become his good little doll, always on display for him

Like a bird in a cage, you’re his favorite display item

#yandere #yandere behavior #integra hellsing x reader #integra x reader #walter x reader #walter c dornez x reader #seras x reader #seras victoria x reader #alucard x reader #jan valentine x reader #jan x reader #luke valentine x reader #luke x reader #rip van winkle x reader #rip x reader #the captain x reader #the doctor x reader #the major x reader

[dragon-stones]

15 Years...

Pairing: None   Rating: T Summary: The day before Ellina’s birthday and Alucard’s attention is no where in sight.  

Alucard’s chest tightens, breathing becomes a chore. Even though a beings like himself hasn’t had the useable function in centuries. But, here he is. Chest tight like someone’s squeezing him, trying to crush his ribs. 

“Master...” 

Alucard jerks, the tightening of his chest releases and it’s like he can breath again. looking up he sees Seras…and she looks rather annoyed. “What?” 

“You do this every year...” The Draculina grumbles. 

“What?” The vampire snips at the the Police Girl. 

The female vampire hides behind the Hellsing head and the Master of her’s. “It’s true! Did you even hear anything from the meeting?” 

Meeting? Alucard’s memory is jogged. He and Seras were ordered to attended a meeting. He didn’t know what for, usually he just doesn’t come. But, Integra had ordered him to attended and he obeyed.

though, as evident... he wasn’t paying attention. 

“And I care why?” The vampire snorts. 

Seras, from behind Integra, shaking a fist. “You do this every year. Around this time it’s even worse!” 

“Want to repeat that?” The vampire growls, standing from his chair. This causes Seras to run. 

“It’s true!” Seras yells, “15 years! You’ve done this for 15 years.” 

Integra watches as the elder vampire chases the younger. Indeed, for 15 years, Alucard has been paying attention less and less. Most of the time, it wasn’t an issue. But, around this time of the year, the vampire’s attention span has shortened. 

“Maybe he needs to be punished? This issue he’s having is going to get worse, if not corrected.” A Round Table member says. 

Integra opens her mouth to say something, but was beaten too it. 

“Nonsense.” Walsh snorts, “You’ll don’t know anything about this vampire. In fact, this is the most docile I’ve ever seen him.” 

Integra smirks. “Most have forgotten what tomorrow is.” 

The Table members mumbles about this themselves. Indeed tomorrow is an important day for the Hellsing’s vampire. Turning back to Alucard and Seras, the Hellsing watches as the younger tries to plead her case as she’s still chased by the elder vampire. Out of everything that’s happened, this is a normal she’d like to keep. 

Though she wondered...

How will Ellina far meeting the Round Table? If she’s to be like her father, she’ll have to meet the Round Table and Queen soon. But, for now, that stays on the back burner. Said child’s Birthday is tomorrow and her father is going to tire himself out of he keeps chasing Seras. 

15 years. It’s been like this for 15 years...

#fic; 15 Years... #- Hellsing Alucard's Sunrise #hellsing alucard #alucard hellsing #sir integra fairbrook wingates hellsing #seras victoria #rob walsh #hellsing ultimate #hellsing manga #hellsing fanfic #hellsing fanfiction

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

top 10 hellsing scenes?

All of them

Okay but seriously:

1. The entire fight sequence leading up to Anderson’s death

It’s animated so beautifully in the OVA and I fucking love all the many layers to it. The “vampires are weeping children” flashback that happens during it is one of my favorite moments. And just... everything this scene reveals about these characters, and the story itself. The fact that Alucard attempts to warn Anderson away from becoming like him, the implied grief that drove Anderson to this, the bittersweet element to his defeat. Also “my beloved nemesis” is like... yes.

2. Rio murder spree

I’ve talked about this at length before, but it showcases some amazing nonverbal storytelling. And the sudden shift in like... the narrative perception is so well done. Where before Alucard was our Cool Guy Protagonist and his fight sequences were meant to be fun, suddenly his bloodthirstiness is played straight for horror and I fucking love it.

3. Van Helsing flashback

So a) I love my boy Van Helsing, his one appearance in this series is def going to be a favorite, especially how he’s fucking reading Dracula for filth and b) it has SO MANY interesting implications. It opens up the door for so many questions, and is also one of our first glimpses at emotional depth in the series, especially in the OVA. It marks the first shift from cheesy murder romp to “in this house, we only have extremely tragic backstories.” Also both the manga and OVA have this scene directly after an Anderson scene and I lurve me that ✨symbolism✨

ALSO BLOOD TEARS GOOD

4. Pip’s monologue about London

Honestly all of Pip’s lines are solid gold, and he’s quite frankly too cool for this series. That being said, I looove how he brings to the forefront the sheer cost in human life. The series often employs a trick of gleefully using characters as cannon fodder, making it look cool, then turning around and actually contextualizing that and its cost. Sometimes it’s more successful (rio sequence), and sometimes it falls flat (the hellsing soldiers’ deaths following the Valentine brothers’ attack). Pip’s monologue is the most successful in the series imo. And I also very much enjoy his analysis of vampires during the land mine sequence.

5. The Major’s war speech

So, this is a pretty notorious scene in anime. It’s so fucking long. It’s so fucking self indulgent. It’s an entire chapter. And it has a fantastic slow build from vaguely silly, to annoying, to eventually chilling. There are some fantastic lines in this, and I absolutely adore the OVA dub’s translation of it. Hellsing in general is just really deft about narrative weight and when things have to matter, and the war speech by the end is fucking horrifying.

Also major props to Hirano for referencing a fucking twelfth century Bertran de Born poem.

6. Seras vs Zorin, and her power up moment after Pip’s death.

I actually wasn’t a huge fan of how this was handled in the OVA. Unpopular opinion but lol I fucking hate the random song that starts in the middle of it. But Seras’ power up is so damn good. And it’s so satisfying to see her fucking destroy Zorin. (RIP that expensive wallpaper tho)

Seras had been in a pretty weak position through the story, and when she did occasionally go into a blood rage it was often framed to be out of her control, and a thing she immediately shied away from afterwards. So her completing her arc, and embracing her powers, especially after how harrowing that entire fight sequence was, is so much fun.

7. Level Zero baybey

I’m counting the entirety of Alucard’s entrance in OVA 8 in this. The Demeter reference is SO GOOD, the melodrama of his return is SO GOOD. I love how horrified everyone is when Integra tells him to go nuclear. I love that they all just fucking start attacking, almost in a blind panic, because they do NOT want to see what’s coming next. The army of familiars is very cool (though the CGI is like lol) and I love that Hirano chose to bring back all the previous red shirt villains in fucked up, mindless zombie form. Alucard’s own Dracula get up is ridiculous and over the top and I love it.

8. When Integra’s cornered by Millennium; Iscariot entrance.

I love alllll Integra and Iscariot interactions. I love that she’s just cornered and alone and choses to get out of her fucking car and decapitate a nazi vampire, when there’s a ton more staring her down 😂😂 I love that Anderson & co were apparently just going to watch until they were like “Wait she’s OUR enemy, you don’t get to kill her???” Also slightly later but the LIGHT ME SCENE???

9. The museum scene

Enrico’s bitch ass entrance. Everything about his interactions with Integra. The fact that he crushes his own damn glasses because he’s that extra. That this is technically a friendly?? meeting?? but they both sic their attack dogs on each other anyway. Enrico being SUCH a bitch about giving Integra information.

10. MAAAAAAARS

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #alucard #integra hellsing #alexander anderson #major #iscariot #millennium #pip bernadotte #i ramble sometimes #all the bendy punctuations #a mysterious stranger has appeared #long post #meta #I guess? #nazi mention tw

[duhragonball]

Hellsing Liveblog Ch. 2-3

Chapter 2 is a flashback to the origin of Sir Integra Hellsing.   As established in Chapter 1, the Hellsing Organization is a secret anti-Halloween-monster task force.   From what I’ve been able to tell, they have a small army of guys and they all live and train in a big mansion, and the Hellsing family runs the whole show.   It’s sort of like the X-Men except they actually do cool shit and you only have to keep track of four or five characters.   

It’s implied throughout this manga that the Hellsing Family is descended from Abraham Van Helsing, the vampire hunter seen in Bram Stoker’s novel, Dracula.    Shoot, I just remembered I wanted to read the novel so I’d know what this manga was referencing, but it’s too late, I’ll just have to do that later.   I’ve been meaning to read the Great Gatsby for several years, too, and I just never get around to it.   

On the other hand, Integra claimed that her family had been at this since “ancient times”, suggesting that they predate the events of the Dracula novel.  If Abraham Van Helsing was part of their line, then he may have only been carrying on a tradition instead of founding a new one.   I think the conceit of Hellsing is that it regards the Dracula novel as part of its canon.   That is, in this fictional world, the events in the novel really happened, more or less.    I don’t know if that means the novel exists in this world or not.

Whatever the case, it was Arthur Hellsing running the organization up until 1989, when he suddenly took ill.   On his deathbed, he named his daughter as his successor, and asked his brother Richard to help her run things, since Integra was like, twelve, at the time.

Instead, Richard waited three days and staged a coup, forcing Li’l Integra to hide in the ventilation ducts.   He has to act quickly, and kill her before the whole staff finds out what he’s up to, but if he can kill her, he’ll assume control and be set for life.    I’m not really sure what Richard wants out of this.    Maybe he just really wants to run the family business, or maybe he wants to shut the whole thing down and just be a wealthy nobleman without all the monsters.   Anyway, the search for Integra leads to the “underground sector”, which hasn’t been used in over twenty years, so I guess 1969 is about when it was shut down?    It houses a dark arts lab, a library, speciment room, torture chamber, dissecting room, and a dungeon.   That last one tips Richard off, because before he died, Arthur told her that she could find something that would protect her.  

But all she finds inside is a corpse, and then Richard and his goons show up shortly after.   He plans to kill her slowly to punish her for wasting his time, but when he shoots he in the arm, some of the blood splashes on the corpse, and then it comes to life.

Just like Frosty the Snowman, only horrifying.   Richard tries to kill it, which seems pretty stupid, considering how they thought it was dead a minute ago.   That goes about as well as you’d expect, and after slaughtering the goons and taking Richard’s arm, the corpse kneels before Integra and addresses her as “Master.”

Richard apparently knew nothing of this, but the corpse seems to recognize him, at least as far as a Hellsing who’s not fit to head the family.  As Integra shoots Richard dead, the corpse introduces himself as Alucard, the name her family has always called him.  

One thing I find interesting here is that I could have sworn the Hellsing Ultimate anime established that Richard had poisoned Arthur, presumably thinking he would have a clear shot at the inheritance.   But it’s never mentioned here.   Maybe this was something they added in, because honestly, it just makes too much sense.  The implication of this flashback is that there are certain secrets in the Hellsing Family that only got passed down from parent to child.    Arthur and Richard’s father must have known about Alucard, and Arthur was likely the one who sealed him up in the basement in the first place, but neither of them said a word about him to Richard.   Maybe if they had, Richard might have thought twice before trying to take over.   Like the Cheddar Priest, he thought he had it all figured out, but he didn’t know what he didn’t know.

Back in the present day, Alucard is on the shooting range with Seras, teaching her how to shoot.   Seras already knows how to fire a gun, but Al wants her to hit targets at greater distances, using The Force a vampiric “third eye.”   He demonstrates by shooting a target one kilometer away, and hitting it perfectly.   For some reason, Integra is reading the paper nearby, and reminiscing about the her first meeting with Alucard ten years ago.   For some reason, she takes umbrage with the idea that she’s not still a “little girl” like she was back then.   Seras even ribs her a bit, which ticks Integra off.   Of course, Seras wouldn’t think Integra’s a “little girl”.   Integra’s a few years older than she is.  

The main point of all of this is that it establishes why Alucard works for Integra, and what they did with Seras after Alucard turned her into a vampire.   One way or another, Seras is just drafted to fight the Vampire Wars, or whatever they call it.   I find this kind of unsatisfying, because the anime didn’t expand on it either.   Seras just wakes up in the mansion, and Integra tosses her a uniform and says “Get dressed, kid, your shift starts in twenty minutes.”

I think Seras wants to work for the Hellsing Organization, partly because she has nowhere else to go, and partly because she admires Alucard and wants to join his cause.    But it’s never established that Seras has a choice in the matter.  It’s implied that Alucard is magically bound to the Hellsing family.    Integra called him “the research” that her “father and the others were doing.”  Like, you can’t just have a vampire work for you, you have to do stuff to him to make him obey.   I don’t think they’re mind-controlling Al per se.  He seems fully aware of what his role is, and he’s totally comfortable in it.   But he’s not just doing this voluntarily, either.    Integra has some sort of power over him, and my assumption is that Seras inherited that same quality when Alucard turned her.   So now she’s bound to Integra’s orders in the same way.  

But there’s a lot of unanswered questions in this.    I would think Alucard would be expressly forbidden from making his own ghouls or vampire broods.   Yet he drank Seras’ blood without any problems.  Maybe he’s allowed to do it if he has permission?    That might be it.    But then he brings her back to Integra, and I assume she has to make the decision to either keep Seras or destroy her.   I mean, Seras is handy to have on the team, sure, but if this was a good idea, why didn’t they have Alucard do this before?   I guess the situation just never came up.  

I think a lot about what might have happened if the Cheddar Priest had turned her into a vampire.    Would she have become loyal to him?  He said she would have free will, but she’s pretty deferential to Alucard, so what’s that about?   And if she had become a vampire and turned against the Priest, would Al have allowed her to live?   He was on a mission to destroy vampires, so I would think he would have shot first and asked questions later.    Well, let’s move on.

Chapter 3 jumps ahead to August 12, so Seras has been with the team for a little over a month now.   A bunch of murders have taken place in Birmingham (England, not Alabama), and this time no one waits around to call in Hellsing, though they are still surprised to find out she’s a woman.     

This time, the culprit is on the move, and Integra deduces that they’re choosing specific households full of “devout Christians” and spacious walls to write “blasphemous anti-Christian messages.”   Since they’re moving along Route 17, Integra has a rough idea of where they’ll strike next.  

I don’t know what the point of the “blasphemous messages” or seemingly ritual killings is supposed to be, since the killers are just this young vampire couple who only seem to be interested in this for immortality and power.   Their goal seems to be to kill thirteen families, and “they’ll” see to it that they get stronger.   I don’t know if this means some other party has put them up to this, or maybe they mean “they” as in all the families they’re killing.   It’s like this is an initiation ritual or something, except we’ve already seen Seras become a vampire, and she didn’t have to do anything like this to seal the deal. 

Then again, maybe the point of this chapter is to demonstrate that vampires take a while to get all their powers.  When Alucard confronts them, he scolds them, not for their string of murders, but for their lack of conviction, and their inability to transform or fight without guns.     So maybe this couple was trying to jumpstart the process by feeding on several dozen people in a short span of time.    But Al seems to think that isn’t how it works.    I don’t fully understand his moral code, but he doesn’t seem to object to vampires on principle.   Being a vampire is fine with him, so long as you have a purpose to it.   If you’re only in it for immortality and power, with no other reason, then he doesn’t respect you.   Seras wanted to live, but not necessarily forever, and I think she wanted power, but only enough to fight against evil.   That’s what sets her apart in Alucard’s eyes. 

So he kills the boy, but the girl escapes out the window, but Alucard already had that move scouted.

I’m not sure who’s saying “No!” here.   Maybe the girl vampire running down the road.   Anyway, Alucard put Seras on the roof of the house before he went inside, just in case anyone tried to make a break for it.   So all she has to do is shoot down the runner before she’s out of range.  Except she’s 600 meters away, it’s night time, and Seras doesn’t have a scope for her gun.   But Al reminds her to use her “third eye” and it works.  

After it’s over, Seras realizes that she didn’t even feel the recoil of the gun, and she can see in the dark with no trouble at all.   She wonders what’s happening to her, but that seems like a dumb question to ask one month after turning into a vampire.    I’m guessing the first few weeks of it didn’t feel all that different to her, and she probably knew she’d get stronger and better at shooting guns, but now that it’s actually happening it feels a lot stranger than she expected it to be.   In the anime, Seras also points out that she can hear Alucard talking to her in her mind, which is also weird, but I guess she’s got plenty of other weird stuff to process now.

Back at the base, Integra considers the recent increase in vampire attacks.   They’re all jobbers, like this couple Al and Seras killed, and none of them have any particular agenda, except to kill people.    She begins to wonder if someone’s making all these vampires just to cause trouble.  Hmmm...

So, I don’t want to get too far ahead of myself here, but this foreshadows Milennium quite nicely, but are we saying Milennium made vampires out of that boy and girl?   Were they behind the Cheddar Priest as well?  Also, “two” doesn’t seem like a huge increase in vampire incidents, so I guess there have been some other vampires running around between Chapters 1 and 3.   Oh well. 

#hellsing #2021hellsingliveblog #alucard #seras victoria #sir integra hellsing #peter farguson... is not invited #haha you're not in the hellsing manga farguson you suck

[villainoverlord]

Earth 999 Complete Season 1

Episode 1-3:

Episode 1:

The year is 2020. In this world, monsters are real. Almost anything conceived in fiction is reality for these people. With monster attacks almost daily, the government's of the world set up task forces to deal with these beings. In 2010 a large organization attacked major cities and killed hundreds. These terrorists refer to themselves as The Collective. The leader of this cult has yet to be found, but it's main generals wreck havoc upon the world. Many spots are known for emitting large surges of energy. It's these blasts that new beings appear. Many have wondered why famous movie characters became real and some have turned evil. It's late at a top secret containment facility. The guards stay ready for anything. At the front gate, a black truck pulls up. The gate worker as s for identification. The driver ignores him. The worker calls 2 soldiers over who open the back of the truck. They aim their rifles inside and hear robotic laugher. Then 2 beans of light appear, one green and one blue. The figure holding them is tall and alien looking. The figure coughs before stepping forward. The soldiers open fire at the figure, but it crouched down and charged at them. After the robotic figure exited the trailer, 4 more followed. The gate worker screamed into the radio " We got commando droids. Lock it down! " The droids fired into the gate post, killing the worker. The figure with swords was crushing the 2 soldiers with his claws. One of the droids said" General, the gate has been cleared. " The general turned to face the droids. He ordered them to charge the facility. After 10 minutes of shooting, the soldiers lay dead. The general walked inside observing the dead men. One of the soldiers was still alive and said" Grievous, you won't stop anything. Your boss will be found. " Grievous responded by stabbing the soldier. Outside the base, two figures, both female observed the attack and decided to intervene. Grievous turned around after hearing him cocking. He saw two figured. One was a human female with long brown hair. The other was a werewolf with black fur. They stood over the commando droids who had been shot in the head. Grievous tackles and said, " You two have been a pain for years now. Zoe, just as dumb as ever. Ashlyn, still feisty I see. " The pair aimed at Grievous. Ashlyn replied, " How is Tsunami doing? She still killing innocent people? " Grievous grabbed the net by the throat and said" The condition of my boss is not your business fleabag! " Ashlyn responded by kicking Grievous in the legs. He let go and she grabbed a droids blaster. Grievous climbed on the ceiling and rushed away. The pair chased after him, firing their weapons at him. A chopper flew overhead and a Sangheli zealot jumped out. Grievous said, " Sywn, make sure they don't leave. " Sywn nodded and ignited her energy sword. She charged at Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn pulled out a knife and dove under Sywn, stabbing the zealot in the foot. Sywn groaned and shoved the pair away. Sywn rushed back to the chopper and got in. Grievous closed the door and told the pilot to take off. Zoe and Ashlyn watched the villains escape. Inside the chopper, Sywn asked, " Did you get it general? " Grievous pulled out a hard drive and handed it to her. Sywn looked at the drive and said" She will be pleased." The end

Episode 2:

The chopper flew for many hours until reaching a crater in Afghanistan. Grievous and Sywn exited the chopper. Sywn went to her quarters while Grievous went to deal with the tasks that his job entailed. After arguing with a B-1 battle droid, he was worn out and just wanted some action. Then from behind him, he heard a voice say," Hello There." Grievous knew the voice and turned around, replying with," General Kenobi, You are a bold one." Obi Wan ignited his azure lightsaber and prepared for battle. Grievous motioned for a pair of Magnaguards to kill him. Obi Wan and the droids clashed in a flury of blue and purple. Obi Wan thrust his saber into the chest of one of them, turning it before swinging upwards and cutting the droid up. The other swung his staff towards the Jedi. Obi Wan dove down towards the droid, cutting its legs off. He finished the droid of with a swift slash at the neck. The droids head rolled away as Obi Wan said cheerfully," Is that the best you can do General?" Grievous again motioned his hand and dozens of Covenant troops rained down, all of them ready to kill the Jedi. Grievous cackled and said," How will you get out of this predicament? You came alone." Obi Wan smiled and said," Thats where your wrong General. I didn't come alone." Then two figures jumped down. One was a pale man with black flowing hair and a red suit, he wielded two hanguns. The other was a blonde female with a tan suit, She held a long rifle. Grievous said," Alucard, What a pleasure. I shall enjoy killing you and your little police girl." Alucard chuckled and said," Well, Well, Well if it isn't the robot with asthma. Police Girl, make his men explode." The female replied," Master my name is Seras Victoria." Alucard said," Whatever, just kill these space fucks." Seras sighed and began firing at the Covenant forces. Alucard aimed his pistols at Grievous and the two stared intensely at the other. Seras was beating the living shit out of the alien soldiers while her master and partner stared at Grievous. Alucard dashed at Grievous. Grievous responded by slicing Alucard up and finishing by removing his head. Grievous turned to face Kenobi and Seras while laughing at his victory. Obi Wan and Seras looked at him with concern. Then a voice said," You Done Goofed, General." Grievous growled at turned to see Alucard back together. Grievous shouted in anger," How the Satanic Bloodsoaked Hell did you do that?!" Alucard smiled and said," Fuck you, That's How." While this fight was going down, Sywn called in a shuttle to pick her and Grievous up. The shuttle flew in and hovered over the four. Grievous said," Until next time scumbags!" He leaped into the shuttle and it flew off. Obi Wan, Alucard and Seras looked over the dead aliens before taking a chopper for themselves and flying away.

Episode 3:

The date is 2020 in Las Angeles. A woman walks into a train station. Suddenly the lights shut off. The woman waves her hands and red lights come from her hands. Then someone shoots at her with a pistol. She uses the powers to block the bullets. The shooter walks into view and kicks her. The shooter says," Ah, The Scarlet Witch, Real Name Wanda Maximoff." Wanda groans as the shooter circles her. She flings him into a wall. The shooter was wearing Spartan Armour however and the impact did nothing to him. Then Wanda is struck by a beam of energy, sending her into a table. She gets up and sees a humanoid serpent resembling a cobra. It carried a spear with a scroll wrapped around it. Wanda said," Aspheera, Still working with Carlton?" Aspheera said nothing and thrust her spear towards Wanda. Carlton and Aspheera both teamed up against Wanda. Wanda lied on the ground. Aspheera prepared to plunge her spear into Wanda's chest when the sound of a man clearing his throat was heard. The villains looked to see a man standing in the shadows. Assuming the person would be an easy kill, Aspheera threw her spear at the man. The man caught the spear and stepped into the light. Wanda looked at the man and relief filled her after seeing who it was. The villains looked in anger at the man as they knew who it was. The man who caught a spear midair was Steve Rogers aka Captain America. While Aspheera was looking at Rogers, another figure leaped down and kicked her into a glass wall. The figure was a female fish-like creature with red hair and an eye patch. Carlton tried to shoot her, but the fish blocked his attack. The fish kicked his stomach, sending Carlton to the ground. Steve threw the spear and another figure caught it. The figure was a blonde woman with a bulletproof vest. The human clashed with Aspheera who fought with her tail. Aspheera knocked the human down and retrieved her spear. The fish threw her spear at Aspheera who then rushed out with Carlton. The 3 figures walked over to Wanda. The fish said," That snake bitch won't be around her anytime soon." Steve said," Good work Undyne, Nat." Wanda thanked them and the group went out to follow the villains. The group returned home. The End

Episode 4-5:

The date is 2020 in Siberia. A unit of Russian soldiers scans the snowy landscape for their target. A chopper flies overhead. Unknown to the soldiers, Zoe and Ashlyn have made their way to this area. The pair sneak through the trees as to not alert the Russians. They come across a crashed snowmobile. They investigate, pulling the driver's corpse off and checking him. As they search the wreck, a soldier spots them and yells to his comrades. Ashlyn groans and draws her pistol. She aims at the soldier who does the same. Ashlyn, being the quicker one pulls the trigger and fires a bullet into the soldier's leg. The others hear the shot and charge the area. Zoe draws her pistol and together with Ashlyn, take out 7 soldiers. Another Russian shoots their AK-47 at the pair. Ashlyn covers Zoe as they head to cover. The soldier slowly approaches them. As he turns the corner he is shot in the head by Ashlyn. The pair grab some bikes and head out. 5 days later in London, Ashlyn's phone gets a call. She answers it and says," Who is this?" The caller replies," This is your old friend, M. I ask that you and your partner along with one of my agents look into a company in France. My agent will meet you at the airport." Ashlyn replies," Is it him?" M responds," Yes dear, it's him, but seeing as you already have a romantic interest, I doubt he will be an issue. If he is though, you have my permission to do whatever you see fit." Ashlyn chuckles and says," Thanks. Talk to you later." With that, she hung up. Zoe asked," It's been 3 years since we worked with Mi6, I wonder if you know who still is their best." Ashlyn said," Of course he still works there. Besides, since we became a thing I doubt he will try any of his tricks." The pair packed and headed to France. At the airport, they spotted a blonde man with blue eyes. The man was wearing a grey suit and looked extremely professional. They walked over and Ashlyn said," Hello James." The man responded," I haven't seen you 2 in years. Unfortunately now isn't the time to catch up. It seems your old friend has entered the racing business." The 3 got into a car and drove to a hotel. When the got into the room, Ashlyn said," I got us separate rooms. We don't want to add any unneeded issues to this mission." Later that day they met at a racetrack. The 3 met up with a young man wearing glasses. Zoe said," Q, long time no see." Q said," I do hope 007 doesn't try any of his tricks on either of you 2." Ashlyn said," They won't get him very far." Q replied," We've developed a new car for you. I present the Aston Martin Rapide, A 4 seater. We gave it tracking abilities, machine guns, and the classic ejector seat." Zoe said," Still the same good old Mi6 cars." Q looked at 007 and said," I don't care if your rusty, this thing better be back in one piece." James reassured Q, but in his mind, he knew that it would be inevitably destroyed during the mission. The 3 parked their car and went to watch the horse race. As they entered, they saw a large number of aliens. The aliens glared at the 3 as they walked by. In the corner sat a green Sangheli zealot. This zealot called his boss after seeing the 3. The zealot said," Tsunami, their here." Tsunami said into the phone," Good Xeno, let them be for now, but if they find the car, kill them." Xeno replied," It will be done." He hung up and walked away. In the owners booth sat a werewolf with black fur and yellow eyes. Next to her sat a Kig-Yar with gold armor. On the other side sat a thin serpent like creature with a scope for an eye. The werwolf said," Cobrani, meet up with Xeno and follow the British spy and his 2 girls." Cobrani nodded and slithered away. The Kig-Yar said," Tsunami, this plan is bullshit, no one will believe it." Tsunami grinned and replied,"Freddy, all has been taken care of." 007 and the pair walked into the viewing area and spotted the villains. James said," Don't attack yet, we need to know what the wolf is planning." Unknown to the 3, a group of Sangheli soldiers walked behind them and prepared to take them out. The 3 felt pokes on their backs. Ashlyn turned around to see the aliens. She sighed and the aliens escorted them out. The aliens led them into an alley. They prepared to fire. Ashlyn stepped on one of the alien's feet causing him to drop his gun. Bond then hit another against the wall. Ashlyn kicked the last one in the neck, killing it. The one against the wall had broken his neck upon impact. The surviving alien looked up at Ashlyn. Ashlyn kicked it in the head, snapping its neck. They were about to leave when a pair of Brutes showed up. The Brutes aimed their weapons at the 3. Ashlyn quickly drew her pistol and shot both of them in the chest. Bond said," Let's get back to the car before more show up." They got into their car and drove off. Tsunami and Freddy stood over the dead Covenant soldiers. She groaned in anger and said," Next time send someone who isn't a fucking retard!" The villains went back to their mansion. At the hotel, Bond ordered liquor. When he heard a knock on the door he went to open it. He opened it and saw a CIA agent he knew. The 2 shared info and the CIA man left. The next night after getting dinner, the 3 walked back into their room to see the CIA agent standing there. Bond asked what was wrong. Then Tsunami appeared holding Bond's gun. She aimed it at the 3. The End

Tsunami cocked the gun. She aimed it at the 3. She said," You 3 have been annoying the living shit out of me for 4 years now. Since you shot my men, its time I shot one of yours." She proceeded to shoot the CIA agent in the chest. Tsunami locked the 3 in the elevator and had her goons fill the hotel with gasoline. She mocked them and left the hotel. Once outside she pushed a button on her phone which caused the gas to spark. The hotel patrons rushed out in terror. James tried to push the doors open. He got them open and the 3 exited the building. They got outside only to be met by police. The police chief asked," Is room 107 yours? Because we found this gun and a body in there." Bond said," That would be our room and that weapon would be mine." The police chief said," I'm charging you 3 with murder." Bond pushed the chief away and the 3 ran to a fire truck. They drove off hoping to avoid more errors. Then 2 motorbikes drove up. The riders shot at them. Ashlyn rammed the truck into them. Then 3 police cars appeared. She sped around the corner. Zoe said," We can't let Tsunami get away." Ashlyn said," I'm a little busy honey!" James was clinging onto the ladder. The police fired at them. Then a black truck pulled up and fired upon the police. James looked at the driver and saw that it was Xeno. The goons fired at the fire truck. Ashlyn rammed into the black truck, but it was too heavy to knock over. Zoe pulled out her pistol and shot out the enemy vehicle tires. It crashed into a bridge. They stopped their truck and got out. Xeno was gone and all that was left was a badly injured human. The human said," You have stopped nothing." He then died from his injuries. Then a building exploded followed by 3 more. The wreckage fell to the ground. The 3 watched in horror as the buildings went up in flames. As the heroes stood in defeat, Tsunami watched them from her yacht. She chuckled and said," Don't fuck with the Collective." The End

Episode 6-7:

The date is 2020. It's been a week since the devastating attacks in France. Zoe and Ashlyn returned to the US and have spent the last week trying to prepare for new threats. It was close to Halloween and they wanted to solve a more normal case. This case appeared when Ashlyn got a call from her close friend, Karina. She lived in a small town in New York that had a strange series of murders. Zoe and Ashlyn drove up to the small town. As they passed through the woods, they noticed all colors began fading away. Zoe said," Isn't this the place where a guy lost his head? What's it called?" Ashlyn replied," This place is called Sleepy Hollow, and yes they have a local legend, but I doubt that anything supernatural is happening." They arrived at an old-style house. They entered at caught up with Karina. It was late at night, a man was strolling through the woods. The night was eerily silent and all noise faded away. Then the sounds of a horse filled the night. The man began to walk faster. The horse sounded closer. The man pulled out a revolver and aimed it into the trees. He shouted," Come out you fucking devil!" As if to be a reply, a large black horse walked into view. The man aimed at the beast. The man quickly regretted this once he saw the rider. The rider upon this large black steed was drapped in black, he wielded a large broadsword and an axe. The most frighting part though was his head, it wasn't there. The horseman charged at the man. The man quickly fired a shot into the horseman before sprinting off. The horseman followed, determined to get a kill. The man tripped on a log and came face to face with the Headless Horseman. The Horseman looked down at the man. In a single slash of his blade, the Horseman removed the man's head. He grabbed the severed head and rode off into the darkness. The next day, news of the attack had spread. Zoe and Ashlyn were intrigued by this. Zoe asked," How many has the Horseman killed?" Karina sighed and said," This is the 7th. All of the victims were beheaded." Ashlyn said," I saw Sleepy Hollow, great movie, but all we have to do is find the Horseman's head and give it to him, Right?" Karina said," That's just a movie. This is real life. No one knows how to stop the Horseman, but we do have one plan. We asked the Lord to resurrect the man who can stop him. Ichabod Crane." Ashlyn laughed. Zoe jabbed Ashlyn with her elbow to which Ashlyn looked at Zoe. Karina said," I called you 2 here so you could stop the Horseman, but I can see you find our situation a joke." Ashlyn replied," I'm sorry, but we've seen a lot of weird shit, but a horseman without a head just sounds ridiculous." Karina said," Just help us kill the bastard." Zoe and Ashlyn agreed. The next night, Zoe, Ashlyn, Karina, and 3 hunters walked into the woods. The group was armed and prepared to kill. Then a fog bank rolled in obscuring the view. Then out of nowhere, a horse could be heard galloping towards the group. One of the hunters ran off in an attempt to slay the horseman. The others followed. They rushed through thick brush as they heard gunshots and screaming followed by a slashing sound. When they arrived they saw him. The horseman stood over the hunter holding his head.

The End

The hunters looked upon the Horseman in terror. The Horseman retrieved the head of the slain hunter and rode off into the fog. The next night the hunters returned to the woods. Zoe and Ashlyn split up to search for the Horseman's grave while Karina and the remaining hunters distracted the Horseman. Karina and the hunters approached the river. The sounds of life vanished and were replaced with the galloping of a horse. The hunters aim into the darkness. Then a slash removed their heads. Then the Horseman did something totally out of character. He kicked the severed heads into the river along with the bodies. He turned his attention to Karina. She fired 2 shots from her revolver into the Horseman, but they did nothing. The Horseman knocked her out, grabbed her, and rode off as Zoe and Ashlyn watched in horror. The next day they returned with automatic rifles and followed the horse tracks to a run-down cabin. The cabin was made of oak wood and had moss and plants growing all over. There was a stable nearby which was covered in strange symbols. They then spotted something that made all of this make sense. A pair of Sangheli warriors patrolled the area. Zoe whispered," Looks like the Horseman is just one of Tsunami's playthings." Ashlyn snuck up and killed the two guards. Then she dragged the bodies away. Then the Horseman walked out of the cabin. Ashlyn aimed at the Horseman, but Zoe signaled her to lower her weapon. Then a strange figure walked out. This figure was a werewolf with grey fur. One of its eyes had war paint. The most unsettling thing about this was the black wings protruding from its back. The figure spoke in a feminine voice," Get your headless ass over here before I send you back!" The Horseman obliged and returned. Before the pair could walk in, however, Zoe stepped on a branch. The werewolf and the Horseman turned to look at them. Ashlyn opened fire on the Horseman as the werewolf pulled out a flintlock pistol. Ashlyn stepped on more branches to distract the pair while Zoe checked inside the cabin. Zoe entered and checked the area. Meanwhile, Ashlyn was running through the woods, throwing rocks at the villains. Back in the cabin, Zoe found a hidden trapdoor under a rug. She opened it and climbed down. She found a map leading to the horseman's grave. She ran there and dug it up. Zoe torched the horseman's body thinking it would end the curse. Ashlyn watched as the Horseman and the werewolf looked at each other. The werewolf said," The girl did it. You are free." The horseman summoned his horse. Before getting on the black steed, the werewolf said," Tsunami says Hi and thanks you and your girlfriend for freeing the Horseman from this place." The villains rode off and Ashlyn ran to the Horseman's grave. They looked at each other knowing that they released another monster upon the world.

The End

Special:

he date is 2020. After rescuing Karina from the Horseman and unwittingly releasing him, Zoe and Ashlyn decided it was time to gather some friends and go on vacation. They called up Charlie and Vaggie, 2 demons who they worked with. The 5 of them drove down to Louisiana for a nice trip. The group was sitting in a restaurant waiting for their food. Charlie and Vaggie were looking at their phones for a good spot to relax. Charlie scrolled through pages and pages of spots. Karina said," What if we had some excitement and fought some monsters on the trip?" Ashlyn replied," Hey that's a good idea, we need a break from all these space freaks and cyborgs. We need something simple. Charlie put those into the search." Charlie nodded and typed on her phone. Just as the search yielded no results, a pair of young women walked up and said," We heard you were looking for a scary time. We have something up your alley." Ashlyn asked," Who are you 2 and what do you have that is scary?" The lead girl replied," I'm Jill and this is Vicky, We have another friend named Katie, but she isn't really a people person. As for our scary thing, we live on an island in the swamp. This island is just full of bugs and gators. It has something more supernatural going on." Ashlyn said," A haunted island, I've only heard one story about something like this. What kind of stuff you got there?" Jill replied," Back during the Civil War, a group of pirates used the island as a hideout. One day a regiment of Confederates got into a battle against some Union soldiers. The pirates were killed in the crossfire and the captain cursed the island with his last breath. Then after the Southern troops set up base, they disappeared." Ashlyn said," You had me at pirates, but Civil War soldiers are just a bonus. Thank you for sharing this historic haunting with us. If you want we can stop it for you." Jill replied," I'm shocked you are willing. Most of the other hunters we ask and too afraid because of a story involving zombies." Karina looked at Jill and asked," Did you say, zombies?" Jill replied," We don't have any, but another island around here was infested with them. Turns out the cause was werecats. I'm not joking. I follow the group who solved the case of Twitter." Ashlyn said," You think Twitter is a reliable source of information?" Jill nodded yes. The group ate their meal and walked out after paying. Jill showed them the way to the island which involved a ferry trip. The two cars arrived and boarded the ferry. Vicky handled paying while Jill told the heroes about the island. Jill said," There's only 3 of us and we are kinda scared to go out at night." Vaggie chuckled and asked," You hear weird noises at night?" Jill nodded yes and said," For months we've been hearing groaning and footsteps throughout the entire island. I don't think it's like the other island, but there are too many coincidences to ignore it." Charlie said," You keep talking about another island. What's that all about?" Jill said," Back in the early 2000s, some kids were making a TV show and looking for real monsters to film. They met a nice girl who showed them her boss's island. The island had 3 inhabitants. The kids were allowed to film there and found a bunch of spooky stuff. That night after 1 of the kids and his dog were heard screaming, the others went out to find them. Instead of their friends, the found zombies. They then were cornered by 3 werecats who sucked the life force out of people to stay alive. The zombies as it turned out, were just the victims of the werecats and not the bad guys. The kids along with a cop defeated the werecats and the zombies were at peace. That place has been abandoned ever since. After the story was told, it became a tourist attraction. They even sold stuff owned by the werecats and we bought some of it. Most of it was junk. That's the story of Moonscar Island. While Jill had been telling the story, the ferry had arrived. The group drove to a lovely old mansion. The heroes got out and admired the expansive area. Then Katie walked out and talked with Jill and Vicky. Jill showed the heroes to their rooms. Charlie and Vaggie had their own room together. As they unpacked, Charlie looked into the mirror. She looked away for a second and when her eyes returned to the mirror, she saw a Confederate soldier standing in it. She stumbled back as the soldier reached his hand out towards her. Vaggie noticed and punched the mirror. She looked at the broken mirror and the soldier was gone. Karina walked in and asked," What the hell happened?" Charlie said," There was someone in the mirror, but after Vaggie punched it they where gone." Jill walked in and said," Don't worry about the mirror, this happens alot shockingly. The group was ready for dinner. Charlie and Vaggie opted to eat outside by the swamp. The walked out there and settled down. After unpacking, the 2 demons began eating. While enjoying Southern cuisine, a green beam of light came down from the sky and touched the water. Charlie noticed it and looked out into the water. Vaggie followed and a blast of green light came from the water. Once the light was gone and replaced with moonlight, a figure came out of the water. Then more and more came out. The figures coming from the water were light brown in color, their clothing varied, but was torn. Their eyes were a souless white. They stumbled slowly towards the 2 demons while groaning. Vaggie grabbed Charlie and ran from the figures. They returned to the house and rushed into the dining room. Charlie was too scared to speak so Vaggie said in an anxious tone," There are zombies outside!" Ashlyn, Zoe, and Karina looked at them with confusion. until they heard the sinister groaning. After hearing what sounded like 20 or 30 people groaning, they rushed to the windows and looked out. They saw nothing but still were concerned enough to follow Charlie and Vaggie as they pointed out where the zombies came from. After looking at the ground, Ashlyn stood up and looked around to see if there was anything. Then the wind picked up. The trees shook as green light touched the ground. Charlie said," That's what we saw before the zombies showed up!" The light hit the ground and after dispersing, zombies rose from the ground. The group was terrified at the sight of rotting corpses walking around. They were split up by the zombies and both groups ran in separate directions. Charlie and Vaggie ran towards the ferry and asked the Driver for help. She simply looked at the moon and then back at the pair. Meanwhile back at the house, Zoe pushed the doors open to see that the lights were out. They checked around and while looking in the library, noticed that a book was missing. Jill walked out looking panicked and showed them a secret tunnel leading underground. As they walked through the tunnel, the heroes noticed torn pieces of cloth in blue and gray littered the ground. They entered a large chamber. While the heroes looked around, Jill locked the door. Karina noticed a book sitting on a desk and when she looked at the page, she gasped. At that moment the 3 were hurled against the wall by an unseen force. They couldn't move and saw voodoo dolls with rope around them. Katie walked out of the shadows and spoke in an ancient language. Then the 3 girls transformed, gaining cat ears and tails. Ashlyn groaned and said," God damnit. Of course they are fricken werecats. It all makes sense now." Jill laughed and said," I knew you'd figure it out. Now all you need to know is why. Its very simple. We were just a group of werecats doing what we had to in order to survive. Then out of nowhere, a werewolf offers us 3 million dollars each if we killed you. They said to do whatever we wanted as long as we sent them pictures of your bodies. Oh, and by the way, Tsunami says Hi." Back at the ferry, Charlie and Vaggie looked at the driver as they transformed into a werecat. The pair ran off. Jill heard the snarls and said," Looks like Rebecca found your demon friends." Ashlyn said," The ferry driver is a werecat?" Jill replied," Of course she is! We needed all the help we could get and besides, we couldn't have witnesses." Charlie and Vaggie stumbled into the zombies which sent them running in another direction. Back in the chamber, Zoe asked," Why would immortal monsters need money? Don't you just steal if off your victims." Jill sighed and said," As your probably aware, we consume the lifeforce of humans in order to survive. Humans don't carry that much cash on them and we've always wanted to expand our ranks so we took the wolf's job." Ashlyn said," I assume the zombies out there are not evil?" Jill said," I legit don't even know. We've killed so many that I forgot what half of them did while they were alive. What I know for sure is the even if you manage to kill us, the zombies won't let you leave. There's no way to put them to rest." Charlie and Vaggie burst in followed by pirate zombies. Jill snarled at them and revealed another fact. She ordered the zombies to attack Charlie and Vaggie. The pair held out against the slow zombies, but their numbers became to much to handle. The zombies pushed the demons into a hole to deep to climb out of. Jill sighed and said," Now that your demon friends are dealt with, you have one thing left to do before we consume your life force. Will you join our zombie horde and live amongst the undead?" Ashlyn told them no and Jill responded by putting the voodoo dolls next to a torch. Jills said," Either way, I get your life force so it really doesn't matter to me. I was just giving you a second chance. Shame you didn't see the potential." Vaggie lifted Charlie out of the hole and she made it pass the zombies. She threw a fireball at the werecats to distract them. It wasn't much, but it gave her enough time to torch Jill's spell book. The zombies along with the werecats started smoking. Charlie pulled Vaggie up and the heroes watched as the zombies and werecats disintegrated. Jill however didn't go up in flames and she pounced on Charlie. Vaggie looked at the book and saw a page was still intact. She quickly lit it on fire and Jill joined her friends as a pile of dust and bones. Charlie and Vaggie untied the others and they stood over the remains of over 50 people. Ashlyn said," Well this vacation sucked." The others laughed. Just then a Confederate spirit appeared and said," Thank you." The ghost saluted the heroes and they saluted him back. They left the cavern and the island.

The End

Episode 8:

The year is 1982. The pizzeria is busy today. Susie happily ate pizza while watching the robots sing and dance. Then a figure places it's hand on her shoulder. Susie saw a yellow rabbit. It said, " Follow me for a surprise. " Susie obliged and followed the rabbit away from the crowds. The rabbit showed her a room she had never seen before. Susie walked in and heard the door close behind her. Then it hit her...

2020: Zoe and Ashlyn were driving through the states to clear their mind from the zombie incident. Zoe checked her messages and one appeared. It told them to come to a small town. They drove into the town and walked into a crowd of people. The crowd was gathered for what appeared to be a memorial. They phone led them to an alley. Inside was an old robot. The robot had 2 heads. One was a bare endoskeleton while the other was a white fox head. The robot looked at them. Then some teens threw soda on it while mocking it. The trend ran off when they saw Zoe and Ashlyn. The robot had slipped on the sofa and was now covered in trash. The robot said, " I was hoping you'd come. I've heard about you two and we have a situation here. " Zoe helped the robot up while Ashlyn asked, " Who are you and why did you call us?. " The robot replied, " I'm Mangle. We have a uh quirk around here. " The trip walked by the crowds and observed the memorial. It was for 5 children. Zoe was unsettled by how young they looked in their photos. She wondered my someone so young was taken from this world. Mangle said, " People around her don't like animatronics because of the incident. " Ashlyn look at Mangle and asked, " What are they honoring? " Mangle signed and said, " Back in the 80s, there was a pizzeria, it was really popular. Then in 82, some kids went missing and it closed down. Then someone stole a suit from it and disappeared. Just a lot of spooky stuff. " As the crowd dispersed, people have Mangle looks of suspicion. Later that night, Mangle and the pair drove to a restaurant. When they got out they shone their lights around. When they touched the logo, Zoe and Ashlyn,s hearts stopped. The sign said the name Freddy Fazbears Pizza. Mangle tore down the door. The walls were converted in kids drawings of the same 3 characters, a bear, a rabbit and a chicken. The tables were worn of cover in old pizza. The tiled floor had grass growing in the cracks. It was a spooky sight. Ashlyn checked the logs for the place to find anything of value. The logs revealed a suit was missing, a yellow rabbit suit. A note left by a previous employee cleared this up. The suit was in the back room, however this did not calm Ashlyn down. She met back up with Mangle and Zoe. The group found the hidden room. The room had blood and suit parts. Once the room was inspected, they decided to leave. The intercom then turned on and a male voice said, " Welcome to Freddys. This place closed down when those kids went missing. I, however had unfinished business and came back. That resulted in extreme pain and suffering. Now me and my friend will grant you the same privilege. Vanny, go get em! " The trio rushed for the door. A masked figure blocked their way. It was a female with brown hair and a rabbit mask. She held a knife. Ashlyn and the mask girl fought while Mangle and Zoe got away. Ashlyn pushed the mask girl to the ground and ran for the door. Once outside the group had mere seconds to relax before 4 police cars pulled up...

The End

Episode 9:

The year is 2018. In New York City, a flash of light bursts from the sewer. Then red water comes out of the storm drain. Out comes a tall lanky figure. It has four arms. It wears a white and pink striped suit with black boots and pink gloves. The creature coughs up water and looks around. He said, " This isn't hell. Where the fuck am I? " Then from the water forms a figure. The spider said, "God fuckin, dammit. What do you want Val?" Val chuckled and said, " This is what you get for crossing me you little whore! Now have fun while I deal with the mess you made. Good day my little Angel Dust." Val dispersed and Angel groaned. He walked through the dark alleys. Angel,s phone beeps and it shows a bounty on his head. Angel said, " That little fucker! " Right after the words left his tounge, a gang of thugs pulled up. Our stepped a large snake like figure. It was extremely thin and had a sniper scope for an eye. The snake said, " Looks like Val's prized toy is broken. Let us fix you. " Angel threw a trash bag at a thug. The snake reacted by firing at Angel with a sub machine gun. Angel ducked and ran from them. Two motorcycles followed him. Angel tried to call a friend, but there was no signal. Then Angel felt a sharp pain in his back. Angel then fell too his knees before passing out. When he woke he couldn't move. His hands were tied to a pipe. His legs were chained to the ground. Still a little sleepy, he yawned. Then all came back to him when the snake slapped his face. Angel chuckled and replied, " Harder Daddy. Hit me harder. " The snake groaned and said, " My name is Cobrani. So, how shall we kill you? " Angel said, " Why the fuck should I care!? I just got sent here and now I'm being hunted! " Cobrani grabbed a tool and squeezed Angel's leg. Angel cried out in pain. Cobrani did not care and continued to inflict pain. Just as Cobrani aimed for Angels crotch, but before he could, he heard gunshots. Cobrani slapped Angel again and left the room. Once Angel had full control of his body, he used his extra arms to grab the tool. He cut the ropes and the chains. Angel peaked on the door and saw goons running from some thing. He grabbed a gun and looked around. Angel made it outside. His relic was cut short with the sound of a gun cocking. Cobrani was standing behind him in the road. Angel dropped his gun and put his hands up. Before Cobrani could shoot however, a grey car rammed into him. Cobrani was sent flying into a wooden fence. The driver asked, " Are you Angel Dust? " Angel nodded and got inside. The driver was a werewolf with black fur. Angel suddenly felt safe and fell asleep in the backseat.

The End

Episode 10:

oe and Ashlyn are arrested for trespassing. After explaining their story to the police, they are released. Zoe, Ashlyn and Mangle drive home. While sitting in the backseat, Mangle finds a picture of two young girls. Mangle asks, " Who are they? " Zoe replies, " They are mine and Ashlyn's. We adopted them. The older one is Alli, she's 15 and has autism. The other one is Miller, she's 13. since we are out a lot, they stay with our friends although most of the time Miller can take care of both of them. " Zoe pulled into a lot. An apartment building stood next to them. The 3 walked in and knocked on Karina's door. Karina opened the door and called out Alli and Miller. Miller saw Mangle and was amazed while Alli ran off crying in fear. Zoe went after her while Ashlyn sat down and relaxed. Zoe walked into the kids room. Alli was curled up in a ball on her bed. Zoe said, " Alli, it's ok. The robot won't hurt you. " Alli shook her head in disbelief. Miller showed Mangle her favorite video games. After convincing Alli to come out, Zoe introduced Mangle. Alli was slow to befriend the animatronic. After that everyone was tired and went to sleep. It was 3 am. Alli and Miller were fast asleep. Outside the building sat a black car. Sywn and Carlton occupied the space along with 3 henchmen. The goons got out and went inside. They unlocked the door and walked to the kids room. The goons grabbed Miller and Alli. The screaming awoke the heroes who grabbed their weapons. Ashlyn walked out and shot on of the goons. The other two made it outside. Alli cried and kicked the goons holding her. Ashlyn shot at the car, but Sywn returned fire and drove off. Inside the car, Miller held her sister while the goons groaned from Alli's crying. Sywn pulled into a warehouse. She got out and told a pair of jackals to get the girls. The jackals opened the door, but Alli kicked them and ran off. She had made it to the entrance when a gunshot echoed. This terrified her and she curled into a ball on the ground. A werewolf walked out holding a smoking gun. Miller knew who it was when she saw them. It was Tsunami. Tsunami caressed Alli's hair while looking down at the scared teen. Tsunami said, " Your mother shouldn't have left you. " Miller said, " Don't touch her you whore! " Tsunami chuckled and replied, " Such fowl language for a girl of your age. I do wonder who taught you those words. " Miller said, " Ashlyn said there ok when talking about fuckers like you! " Tsunami grabbed them and brought them inside. Tsunami locked them inside an old office. Miller comforted her sister before verbally abusing the villains. Alli found a hole in the wall and crawled through it. She found herself in the second floor. She found an old phone and called her mother. Zoe answered and was scared and relived to hear her daughter. Zoe and Ashlyn sped over to the warehouse. They crashed through the door and gunned down 3 goons. Tsunami realized where Alli was and went Carlton after her. Tsunami then grabbed a dart gun and shot Zoe and Ashlyn. When the woke up they were chained to a pipe. Sywn held Miller while Tsunami held Alli. Tsunami said, " I could kill all four of you even give zero shits afterwards. " She then slapped Alli in the face just to mock Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn said, " I'll fucking impale you for that! " Tsunami chuckled. Alli regained her footing and grabbed Tsunami's pistol. She shot the terrorist in the leg. The recoil from the shot caused her to drop the pistol. Miller used the chaos to stomp on Sywn's foot and push her into a pair of jackals. Miller grabbed the pistol and aimed it at Tsunami. Tsunami kicked Miller in the leg causing the pistol to fall to the ground. Carlton and Alli raced towards the pistol. Alli made it first and shot the rogue Spartan in the foot. Tsunami and Miller fought each other, exchanging punches. Karina then barged in on a motorbike. She shot The chains and freed Zoe and Ashlyn. Sywn ran towards Alli, but was shot by Karina who said, " Leave her alone you alien fucktard! " Ashlyn grabbed a chain and wrapped it around Tsunamis neck. She proceeded to strangle the terrorist until she saw Alli. Ashlyn let go of the chain. Tsunami was not grateful and proceeded to stab Ashlyn in the chest. Alli grabbed a nearby gun and in an quick moment, shot Tsunami in the back. Zoe rushed towards Ashlyn who was bleeding out. Tsunami fell over unconscious. Karina called the police. Ashlyn was sent to the ER while Tsunami, Sywn and Carlton were arrested. The villains were sent to prison and Ashlyn don't 2 months off. A week after the trial, Ashlyn read a text saying that the villains had escaped.

The escape: The villains were sitting in a cell when the walls explode around them. The 4 guards are gunned down and Tsunami looks to see a werewolf with a robotic arm. She said'" So you did get my message Selina. " Selina replied, " Anything for my big sister. " She used her arm to break the cell open and took the three villains with her.

Special:

Act 1: The year is 2020. Tsunami has escaped custody. Once back aboard one of her infamous destroyers, she calls her goons to a meeting. Tsunami sighs and said, " We need to capture one of the heroes. Does anyone have any suggestions? " A henchmen replies, " What about the offspring? " Tsunami groans and shoots this man before saying, " We already tried that and I ended up in prison! " Aspheeea said, " What about on of their more sensitive members such as the demon princess? " Tsunami said, " That is a good plan. Now, who will take the task? We should have 3 soldiers in command. " Sywn raises her hand. After a robotic wheeze, General Grievous joined in. Sywn looked at her girlfriend Nora Khan. Nora raised her hand and the three villains went off to capture their prize. Two days later in Vegas, a pale female demon with rosy cheeks is gambling. The demon is winning and drinking excessive amounts of wine. The demon has another standing next to her. The pale demon is showing signs of increasing drunkenness. The side demon says, "Charlie it's time to go." Charlie looks at her girlfriend. Back in a hotel room, Charlie and Vaggie get in an argument. Charlie storms off and walks down the street alone. A black Aston Martin follows Charlie. The driver steps out, intrigued by the pale girl. Charlie looks at the man. The man says, " My name is Bond, James Bond. You are? " Charlie introduces herself and gets into Bond's car. James is driving down the road and into the desert when he looks into his side-view mirror. In the mirror is a black car. The car pulls up to the Aston Martin and after getting a glimpse of Charlie, opens fire on them. Charlie panics while Bond deploys countermeasures. The Aston shoots from its tires. The enemy car crashed into a billboard. Charlie looks back at the wreck before turning to Bond. Bond becomes pleasant again and asks, " A girl like you couldn't be single. What's the deal with you walking down the street? " Charlie sighs and said, " Well I had a girlfriend, but we had a fight. " Bond takes advantage of the moment and asks, " Well how does two people spend a night in Vegas? " Charlie realizes what Bob d is trying to do, but cares little about it. They drive to a hotel. After walking into a suite, Bond lays on the bed. Charlie joins him and they proceed to kiss. While making out with Bond, Charlie feels his sidearm and steps back. Charlie is visibly confused and scared. Bond explains, "It wasn't chance that we are together tonight. I'm a British agent. Seeing as your a person of importance, they sent me to protect you." Charlie and Bond resume kissing. They then fall asleep. In the morning, Charlie stands in the balcony looking out into the desert. Bond joins her. They drive off again. Charlie asks Bond to stop the car when she sees an old house. Bond waits in the car while Charlie checks it out. A black truck pulls up and a good grabs Charlie. Bond pounds the gas and races after the villains. After losing the car, Bond is furious. He deeply cared for Charlie and doesn't want her to get hurt. Bond was just about to drive off when a message is sent to his phone. It's a picture of Charlie, severely beaten and tied to a chair. It also has a set of coordinates. Bond plugs them in and races off to save his woman. After an hour of driving, Bond sees another car. The occupants open fire on Bond. In a flurry of bullets, a grenade lands in the backseat. It goes off and the car is torn apart. Bond is flung from the car and bleeding. Before blacking out he sees Sywn and Nora whom he recognizes. He wakes up in a grey room. He is tied to a chair and he looks around. In the corner stood Grievous. He walks up to Bond and holds his head. Grievous said, " Your efforts will be in vain Mr Bond. You will die along with the demon girl. " Bond replies, " Grievous, you will join your friends in Hell. " Grievous has Bond thrown into a cell.

Act 2: Bond sits in his cell hoping Charlie is ok. Then a guard walks by and opens the door. Bond kicks the guard and breaks his neck. Bond grabs his rifle and sneaks off to find Charlie. Bond finds Charlie tied to a pole and unconscious. He untied her and wakes her up. After Charlie wakes up, the base shakes. The pair run to a window and look out to see the base has become an aircraft. A trio of guards show up and open fire. Bond guns them down and hands a rifle to Charlie. Grievous has been watching the whole escape and goes to kill them himself. Grievous leaps down and grabs Charlie with one hand. He runs off and the ship lands at an air field. Grievous slaps Charlie and locks her in a cage on board a train. Grievous and the two aliens leave in a train. Bond steals a jeep and races after Charlie. Unknown to Bond, a pair of fighter planes pursue him. The first plane swoops down and almost cuts him with a propeller. The second plane shoots at Bond. Bond sprays the engine and causes the plane to crash into the caboose. Bond boards the train and shoots a pair of guards. He makes it to the storage car where Charlie is. He freed her and they continue towards the engine. Sywn jumps out and Bond fights with her. Bond is losing and drops his gun. Charlie grabs it and shoots Sywn off the train. Nora jumps out in rage. Bond kicks her and throws her off the train. After fighting another alien, Charlie and Bond stood outside the engine.

The Final Battle. Bond kicks the door down and sees no one. Grievous kicks the pair. In the scuffle, Charlie fired a fireball at the bridge and it collapsed. The train hangs over the now flaming bridge. Bond and Charlie climb to the roof of the train. Grievous climbs up and ignited his lightsabers. Bond fires his gun at Grievous. Grievous charges at them and Bond trips him. He falls and drops his sabers. As Grievous hangs on the hook for the cars, he grabs Bond saying, " If I die, your going with me! " Bond kicks Grievous and grabs a loose cable. He aims the gun at the hook. He exclaims, " Have a nice swim! " before shooting the hook. The hook comes looks and Grievous plummets clinging to the engine into the river below. Charlie looks down and sees a clearly amused Bond hanging on a train cable. She chuckled and pulls Bond up. They look as the engine hits the ground and explodes. Charlie looks at Bond while holding his hand. She said, " I like you James, but I should get back to my girlfriend. " James smiles and they share one last kiss before getting into a car and returning to Vegas. Bond pulls up to Charlie's hotel and before she got out, he gave her his phone number. His last words before driving off are, " See you later Charlie. " He drives off and Charlie sees Vaggie standing outside looking happy. The pair make up and head inside.

The End

James Bond Film:

The date is 2020 in Ireland. A shipwreck has sent nations scrambling to retrieve the cargo. A group of mercenaries have set up camp and are stripping the ship. Two mercs walk their daily patrol when they find a man with a crashed motorcycle. The first goon points his rifle at the man. The man said, " No need for the gun. I just have a gift. " The man hands the mercs a box. They walk back to their base. The man touches his watch. The box exploded and kills 4 mercs. The remaining goons rush at the man. The man pulls out a pistol and shoots a pair of them. Three remain. One rushed to a mounted turret. The man shoots another goon as he reaches for a rifle. The second to last goon hides behind a barrel. The man grind and fired at the barrel. The barrel exploded, killing the goon and sending debris into the barrel of the turret. The last merc aims at the man. He pulls the trigger and the turret explodes. The man walks into the command rent and grabs a paper. He says into a radio, " Command this 007, enemies eliminated. I have the plans for Firestriker. "

Act 1: Bond walks into his office and sits down. Moneypenny walks in and hands him a packet. Bond says, " New mission already? " Moneypenny replies, " It seems that the plans you received were copied and emailed to high paying corporations. M wants you in her office in 10 minutes. " 10 minutes to by and Bond heads over to M's office. M. Looks at Bond and says, " 007, as your well aware, the Firestriker is the name of a new defense system being developed by the Americans. The ship you found was sunk by unknown assailants. Now it seems the system has fallen into black market hands. I want you to find out who is selling the plans and return them here. You'll be heading to Italy. We've tracked an old friend of yours and it seems they have some connection to the seller. " Bond replies, " You mentioned and old friend. Who is it? " M sighs and says, "It appears that General Grievous didn't perish in Nevada. Italian police caught footage of him 3 days ago. Also someone called The Big One has been listed as hosting the auction for the Firestriker. We aren't sure who they are, but I want you to find Grievous and the Big One and retrieve the information from them." Bond leaves the office and boards the flight to Italy. As he walks through the airport he sees some men with a briefcase. While this is suspicious, something else catches his eye. A blue fish like creature with red hair and an eyepatch. The fish appeared to be watching the men. Bond leaves the airport and drives his car to the hotel. He noticed the same blue woman there and they exchange glances. Later that night, Bond receives an invite to a Party hosted by the Big One. He goes and as he walks around the party, he bumps into the fish girl once again. They sit down at a table and talk. Bond says, " Your very beautiful, what's your name. " She replies, "My name is Undyne, I noticed you seem to appear everywhere I go mister? " James replies, " Bond, James Bond. " Undyne chuckled and replied, " Well Mr Bond, I hope you enjoy the party. I have business to attend too. " She walks off and Bond gets up. He walks around the party. The speaker announces that the auction is about to begin. Bond sits down and watches. The Firestriker plans are brought out and everyone goes silent. After several bids, it appears that no one will buy the weapon. Then a guard is shot with a arrow.

Act 2: The crowd dispersed in fear and Bond watched a deer headed creature wielding a rifle rush towards the Firestriker. The wendigo says, " Find the sniper. it's probably her. " Another goon is killed and Bond rushed out. While passing the crowd he noticed Undyne holding a crossbow. A guard pops out and wrestles her. Bond pulls out his Walther and shoots the guard. Undyne looked at him and they run off. The pair run to Bonds car and get in. The wendigo appears and sprays the car. Undyne pulls out a small pistol and shoots the wendigo. 2 cars filled with goons appear and pursue the heroes. Bond races through the streets as the guards pursue him. Bond pulls a lever and a razor flies out of the boot of his car. It hits the first goon car and it stops. The second follows them. Bond looks at his surroundings and comes up with a plan. He pulls a switch and the tail lights become shotguns. They shoot out the tires of the second car. It tumbled over a wall and lands on the ground in a flurry of fire. Undyne pulls out a hard drive and chuckles. Bond asks, " What is that. " Undyne replies, " Its the Firestriker system. The one they had was a fake. I had stolen this one before the party. " Bond reaches for it, but Undyne aims her gun at him. Undyne says, " You can have it once I'm done with it. " They go to their hotel and head to Bonds room. Undyne used the shower while Bond sits there. She comes out and they sit together. Undyne kisses Bond and they soon make out. After intense love, they fall asleep. In the morning Bond wakes up to find Undyne gone. On his dresser is a picture of Undyne tied up and bruised. Bond is furious as much as his annoyed that this keeps happening. He remembers the Nevada incident and groans. Bond finds instructions on the back. Return the Firestriker or she dies, the note says. Bond wonders how they got Undyne, but not the Firestriker. He checks the bathroom and finds a note from Undyne. It says For James, The Firestriker. At that moment he heard the sound of a gun cocking. A feminine voice says, " Turn around 007. " He turns around and sees the wendigo from the party. She says, " I'm Nyx, Grievous says greetings and sends his regrets that he couldn't be here in person. " Bond says, "What got you working for the good general?" Nyx replies, " That's not you concern Mr Bond. Now I hope you've made peace with your lord. " She aims her pistol at Bond. Bond kicks her in the leg. Nyx dropped the gun and Bond slams her into his dresser. She pulls out a knife and swiped at Bond. Their fight leads them to the balcony . Bond is pushed to the ground. Nyx leaps at Bond. He reacts by pushing her over th edge and sending her falling down 3 stories. Bond exclaims, " What a terrible diet she had. "

The Final Battle: Bond drives his Aston Martin to an old church. Guard patrol every inch and Bond turns on his alarm to attract as many as he can. 6 guards approach the car. Bond activates the front machine guns and kills all six of them. A screech is heard from the church. Then a velociraptor walks out. It speaks quite well and says, " James Bond, Mi6's top dog. Surrender or we kill the woman.. " Bond fires the machine guns again and grazed the raptor. Bond steps out and walks towards the church. He enters and after shooting another 2 guards he finds Undyne tied to a chair. He freed her just as Grievous appears. Grievous punches Bond. Undyne lunges at the cyborg, but forced against the wall. The church then shakes. It begins to collapse and sink into the ocean. The raptor leaps at Bond, but instead falls into the water. Grievous holds Undyne over the edge and says, " We can trade, the Firestriker for the girl. " Bond throws a brick at Grievous who dropped Undyne and falls into the ocean. Grievous and the Big One survive, but are arrested by Italian police. Undyne grabs a spear and hooks the cliff. She crawls back up and looks at Bond. The two take a yacht and said around Italy. On board the boat, M calls. Bond answers and M says, " Well done on retrieving the Firestriker. Are you returning home soon? " Bond replies, " Just finishing up this last lap Ma,am. " He drops the phone and makes love to Undyne while M listens in in disgust. Bond and Undyne head to the top deck. After sharing a drink they make love as the sun sets on another day.

Episode 11:

It's 2020, A war has been raging between the evil Collective and the nations of the world. The Collective has been gathering new allies to join their ranks. It's a hot day in the UK, people are just going about their daily tasks. Then a large triangular ship appears in the sky. The ship is what Star Wars fans know to be a First Order Star Destroyer. The Destroyer dissapears in a flash of light. It reappears over Ireland. Taking residence in an old castle are Tsunami and Selina. They look upon the massive warship with glee as they had been the ones to call it. Tsunami walks inside to the command center and establishes a radio between herself and the commander of the Destroyer. A blue hologram appears, showing a uniformed man in his 30s. The uniform resembles those of the Nazis, but with a more Sci Fi twist. The man spoke with a vaguely Irish accent and said," This is General Hux of the First Order. We have recived you invitation to join your army and have come to inform you that we accept." Tsunami replied," Good to see you Hux, We have been waiting for the old members to rejoin us. It's good to see that we still have allies in all corners." Hux looked around and saw the Imperial Era Stormtroopers guarding the room and said," I can see you need more updated troops. Luckily we have what you need. Prepared to recieve my ship." The hologram turned off and Tsunami went to the balconey to see a shuttle landing in the fields. The ramp lowered and Hux walked out flanked by two stormtroopers. Sywn lounged outside and mocked the new troopers. The troopers stood like statues awaiting their next orders. Tsunami said," Where's Kylo, is he still after the scavenger?" Hux replied," Unfortunately yes. Ren still wants to convert the girl to our side. I see it as a waste of recources and my other generals agree." Sywn got a email from another faction and called over to Tsunami. Tsunami said," Who is it?" Sywn replied," It appears that the Banished have heard our call and are alerting others." Tsunami said," When Atriox calls, Inform me." Sywn nodded and walked off. Selina marked off a spot on a list she had made of all the factions that formed the Collective. She had many more to go, but took joy in the fact that even with just one army, they outnumbered the UN. The sun was setting and the villain leaders walked inside to get some rest.

The End

Episode 12:

t's 2020 in Norway. A UN taskforce scans the area for a new threat. The squad consists of 12 men. The back 2 men are pulled into the trees and stung. One man spots a figure and sprays his rifle. Green blasts hit two men. The commanding officer fires 3 rounds into the bushes. A insect-like screech is heard. Then A gold creature with a stinger tail leaps out of the bush holding advanced weapons. It smacks 3 men and impales another. In a blur and gunshots and screeching, only 1 man remains. The CO stands 6 feet in front of the creature. He said," Get it over you gross fuck." The creature replies," Wheres the fun in that?" The soldier quickdraws his pistol and fires into the creature's chest. The soldier tries to shoot again but is out of bullets. The creature chuckles and fires a green blast into the leg of the soldier. The creature walked up to the dying soldier and watched him. The soldier asked," What the hell are you?" The creature replied," I'm the Scorm The Scorpion King." Scrom proceeded to impale the soldier in the chest. Meanwhile in Japan at a corporate headquarters. The guards patrol the area. On the second floor, a guard takes a smoke break. He suddenly feels the hair stand up on the back of his neck. Demonic whispers fill the air. Then two sharp pains fill his back. Two black points emerge from his chest. Then all goes dark as the guard is torn in half. A nearby guard gets a look at the killer. He is horrified. Its a tall man with a suit and pale featurless face, The Slenderman. Slenderman teleports behing this guard and pushes him off the roof. He then teleports to the ground level. Two guards faint and Slenderman steps on their chest, crushing their lungs. The last guard fires a gun at him. Slenderman's tentacles blocked the bullets. He then picked up the guard by the neck and looked at the human. The guard pulled out his pistol and shot it in the creatures chest. Slenderman broke his arm before squeezing his neck and crushing his airpipe. He disposed of the corpse in a fountian before disappearing. In the Philippines in a village, a group of guards patrol the area. There are 16 in total. One guard needs to use the bathroom and goes behind a bush. After finishing his buisness, he hears branchs snap. He then hears low growling. Unaware to the threat, he walks away assuming it was just a wild animal. It reality the term wild doesn't fit with what was about to kill these men. A more appropriate word would be intelligent or experienced. 2 guards saw a shadow moving in the trees and aimed their rifles. A blur of black and gold knocked them off their feet and one was dragged into the darkness screaming. The survivior followed his friend and found the culprit. It was a 10 ft tall black dinosaur with gold stripes. In it's hand was the upper half of the other guard. His arm was torn off and his legs proped up on a tree stump. The creature dropped its prey and stomped the second guard. The crunching alerted the others and they charged in. In the trees they heard a female voice say," You do taste quite well. Why not accept your fate and die a quick and painless death?" The dinosaur leaped out and pinned 2 men under its feet while mauling a third. It snapped the mans neck and tossed it against another. The impact snapped the mans neck and the two under the dinosaurs feet were motionless. It swung its claws around, killing 4 men. The survivors shot at the beast. It seemed to be annoyed with this and would always go for the one firing. It bit a man and threw him into the air. The beast slashed open anothers torso and began to feed on the insides. The 2 surviving men grabbed a grenade and threw it at the beast. The beast seemed to smart to beat. It hurled the grenade back at them. The explosion killed one man and left the other unable to walk. The last man crawled away repeating into his radio two words. The Indoraptor. The beast walked up and picked up the injured man. The man closed his eyes and his arms was torn off. The beast dragged all the body parts into the forest and by morning, the only signs of the skirmish were rifles, bullets and blood splatters. All three creatures boarded ships once done with their killings. The 3 ships landed on an aircraft carrier. Slenderman, Scorm and the Indoraptor walked out and saw Tsunami. She grinned at her assassins.

The End

Episode 13-14:

It's 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. The witch trials have gone on for 2 months. 6 people have been hung. A woman is being brought out for execution. The rope is placed around her neck. Before the lever is pulled she says, " I curse this nation and all its future occupants. " The lever is pulled and the witch breaks her neck. Her name is erased from all records and she is buried in an unmarked grave. For the next 300+ years, strange events occurred with the blame being out on one person, Victoria Lynx. It's now 2020 in Salem. At an old motel, a man makes love to a four armed spider like creature. The demon rolls over and says, " Ok buddy, it's time to pay up. Thats $150 dollars you owe me. " The man groans and hands the creature a pile of cash. The creature counts it and leaves after putting his clothes on. He walks outside to his car. The passenger seat contains a pig. The license plate says Angel Dust. Angel gets in and puts the money in his glove box. Angel went to get fast food and drove by a cemetery. He noticed the markers. He exclaimed, " Huh, this town really is fuckin, obsessing over witches. " Angel drove to his apartment and brought his things inside. His apartment was littered with old boxes and cups from various restaurants. Angel drank his soda while checking his voicemail. They mostly consisted of friends. The last one was a bunch of static and weird sounds. Angel hit the box, but just shrugged it off. That night in the cemetery, a tree started glowing. The tree wilted and a figure emerged from the trunk. It was a woman wearing armour and a white cape. She glanced around at the surroundings. The woman crawled out of the tree and walked towards the road. A black limo pulled up. A werewolf with wings stepped out. The werewolf said, " So you got the call. Good to know that we still have some friends. Welcome back Victoria. " Victoria replied, " What kept you so long Eclipse? I thought you and me were close friends. " Eclipse said, " I had a little visit in Sleepy Hollow, revived a headless monster and killed some locals. Some bitches showed up and I had to leave, but I still freed the horseman. " Victoria said, " What has the leader requested? " Eclipse replied, " Tsunami just wants you to gain your powers back before anything major. She said to do whatever you want as long as it's not revealing. " Victoria and Eclipse walked back to the grave. Victoria dug up an old box. She dusted it off and pulled out a spellbook. Eclipse walked off and Victoria began practicing witchcraft. In the morning, Angel woke up and turned on the TV. The news was on. Two people had been found murdered. They had water in their lungs despite not being near water. The news also said that strange lights and sounds came from the cemetery. Angel groaned and said, " I thought witches weren't real! Now people are getting killed by some broad. Fucking typical honestly! " Angel checked his voicemail and heard a message from someone saying he would die in 6 days. After that the door had a knock. Angel opened the door hoping to see a new client. He instead saw a familiar face. A grainy voice said, " I'm back! " Angel looked at the figure we joy. It was an old friend of his. Angel said, " If it isn't the Radio Demon. What made you come find me? " Alastor said, " I didn't come for you. I came for the culture. Your just an annoying person who happens to be here. Besides, Charlie asked me to check up on you after she heard about the news. " Angel let Alastor in and they sat down.

The End

Angel tried to flirt with Alastor to no success. Alastor walked around the apartment. Angel asked, " What are you doing Al? " Alastor replied, " Checking for witches. I read about them when I was alive. They are truly destructive creatures. "The pair sat down and talked. Meanwhile at a bar, a man approached a woman. They flirted. Then the man left. While walking to his car his lungs filled up with water. He collapsed dead and the woman left. Back at Angel's apartment, Alastor watched the news about the latest victim. Alastor pulled out a book on witchcraft and paged through it. Alastor turned to Angel and said," We merely have to identify the witch and burn the body. This will be easy. " Angel asked, " Where did you get that book Al? " Alastor responded , " From the library of course. They have a large collection on the subject. " Angel asked, " How are we gonna find the witch? " Alastor replied, " A witch leaves fingerprints on her victims. He merely examine the bodies and find a match. " Alastor snapped his fingers. Two hours later a shadow figure appeared holding a piece of paper. Alastor took the paper and the shadow left. He said, " We shall go to the cemetery and burn the body. " That night they went to the cemetery and dug up Victoria's body. Angel covered it in gasoline and lit it on fire. They heard signing and turned o see Victoria standing there. Alastor conjured a fireball and shot it toward her. She blocked it. She said, " Its 11:30, at midnight I leave this town. You did the spell wrong. It's too late now. You needed to salt the body before burning it. Now I can leave at midnight thanks to you! " Alastor conjured vines that wrapped around her. She lit them on fire and jumped down. Angel pulled out a pistol and fired at the witch. She dodged the bullets and broke the gun. Alastor made a ring of fire around her. She sprayed ice out. She pushed Alastor aside and pounced on Angel. She wrapped her hands around his neck and squeezed. Then the clock chimed. She looked at Angel and jumped back. He gasped for air. Victoria said, " It's been fun, but I must depart. Till next time. " She disappeared in a ball of fire and smoke. Alastor walked up and said, " Well that was anticlimactic. I really thought we could destroy her. " Angel screamed in rage and said, " What the fuck! We just unleashed a hellish broad on the world and your response is that it was anticlimactic?! Your sick you know that! " The pair drove home.

The End

Episode 15-19:

It's 2020, animatronics run wild. A mass cyber attack activated hundreds of old animatronics. Zoe, Ashlyn and Karina have devised a plan. They will work one week at a mall to lure the animatronics to them. It's midnight. The trio sit in the office along with Mangle. The shift begins...

12:00 AM Ashlyn checks the cameras. A Chica crawls around the halls. Zoe shuts the vents. The Chica lunges at the shut door. A Bonnie stares into the camera. Mangle goes to defeat her fellow robots. Metal sounds full the halls. The camera shows Mangle starting a pile of fallen animatronics. A Foxy slashed the door with its hook. It tears the door open, but Ashlyn crushes it with the door. Another robot is added to the pile.

1 AM Bonnie crawls towards the vents. Mangle enters them to take it down. A Freddy entered the room. Ashlyn guns it down with three shots to the head.

2 AM Mangle took three more to the pile. A BB laughs in the vents. Zoe shoots it in the head. Ashlyn winds the music box. The vents stop blowing air. Ashlyn looks at the vents in fear. Karina pulls out her revolver and fires into the vent. Out pours a endoskeleton. She signs in relief. A Bonnie crawls out of the vent, but turns off after hitting the floor.

3 AM The puppet wakes up. The trio heard a tune and prepared for the worst. As the puppet lunges at them, Karina shoots it in the head. A Foxy hits the door in classic style. Mangle rips it apart. Ashlyn looks at the cameras and sees a figure in the shadows.

4 AM The Freddy has arrived. It charges the office along with 2 Bonnies. Mangle crashes into the rabbits. Freddy is shot in the head. A pair of Endoskeletons look in at the trio.

5 AM The Endoskeletons are shot in the head. At this point the pile has over 12 animatronics. Withered Bonnie becomes the final boss of the night. He crawls into the vent. The trio have seconds to prepare. Withered Bonnie entered the office and the trio puts on the spare Freddy heads. Bonnie scans them. In the moment, Karina shoots it in the leg. Bonnie swiped at them. Ashlyn fires another shot into its back. Bonnie still twitches. He stands up and charges at them. In a blind fury, Bonnie rams his head into the wall. Ashlyn takes the chance to beat him with a chair. Bonnie seems to take the damage. In a final stand he punched Ashlyn. Zoe finally got a kill when she fired a shot into Bonnie's head. The rabbit collapsed to the ground with a smoking hole in its exposed faceplate

Then it was 6 am.

The End

Night 1 went well. 20 animatronics were destroyed. The group slept until their second night shift began.

12 AM The heroes settled into the office. The fan blew fresh air to contrast the inferno the had been consuming the air. Withered Bonnies head sat on the desk as a trophy. After the phone call explaining their task. The shift began...

1 AM A Foxy rushed down the hall and banged on the door. Ashlyn checked the camera to see a Freddy looking intently into the lens. The same shadow figure hid in the corner.

2 AM Bonnie had crawled into the vent. Chica had three copies standing outside the window. One lifted the door and recover a bullet to the face. The other 2 retreated into the party rooms.

3 AM A puppet slithered into the vent. Then a Freddy hit a camera, it went dark. The map showed a hidden room. The robots seemed to be coming from there. The shadow opened the door and a horse poured out.

4 AM The puppet crashed into the walls. Endoskeletons roamed the halls. The heroes planned to bring more powerful weapons.

5 AM The boss fight began. The character leading the night's charge? A broken down Freddy. It stood in the hall menacingly. It's body stank of rotting flesh. Ashlyn flashed her light at it. It seemed to vanish. After looking back at the hall, Freddy was in the office. He growled loudly. Karina swung at it. Zoe plugged a power cord into its neck. It overloaded the ancient bear. He fell over smoking. Ashlyn checked the cameras and the shadow figure was gone. It would have to be addressed later.

It turned 6 AM and the heroes disposed of the newly beaten robots and went home to rest.

The End

The police had a mess of robots to dispose off, but that would have to be the case to save the lives of all citizens. The robots had been cut down by a third. The Freddy head rested on the chairs. Night 3 was about to begin...

12 AM The phone call mentioned phantoms, but our heroes had to focus. Ashlyn wanted to stop the shadow figure. With a bell ring, the night began and the animatronics began their hunt...

1 AM A new cast of characters filled the halls. Circus Baby roamed the halls trailed by her endoskeleton goons. A Chica crashed into the kitchen. A Bonnie looked into the camera.

2 AM Baby got closer. Her goons hung from the ceiling. They lunged at the heroes, but revived bullets to the head.

3 AM Baby entered the vent. The sound came closer.

4 AM Baby entered the office. She looked around and then left. The heroes sighed in relief. But then the final stage would begin...

5 AM The final boss wasn't a real thing. It was a phantom. They took down the systems. Then they appeared. A green and burnt version of Mangle stood in front of them. Then final blow was about to be dealt. Ashlyn held the fan in front of the ghost. It vanished as the air consumed it.

The clock rang 6 and the night ended.

The new shift began as normal. The latest boss had no remains. All that mattered was stopping the shadow figure.

12 AM The shift began. Our heroes sat down in their old spots.

The first hours Strangely, no animatronics showed up. All was quiet.

5 AM Who was the boss? A golden bear. It sat slumped over in the hall way. Ten minutes to 6, it activated. It lunged at the heroes. Mangle aimed a rifle at the head and fired. The bear fell over. The heroes sighed as they had only one night left.

The heroes didn't care about guarding. They wanted to find out who the shadow figure was. They gunned down dozens of robots. Mangle tore the door down. They looked in and saw parts of robots. A sewing machine and supplies revealed all that needed to be known. One phone call to a good friend and the clock striking 6 had our heroes leave this robotic mess for good.

Episode 20 (Finale of Season 1):

Vanny had been sending robots to kill people. After her army had been destroyed, she left in defeat. She drove her cheap car to her cliff side house given by Springtrap. She stepped out of the car and inhaled the fresh air. Her phone rang and she answered. As she walked to her door she asked, " Who is this? " A male replied, " We need to talk. " Then a sharp pain filled her leg. She had been shot. She fell to the ground, dropping her phone. She crawled to the steps and sighed. Then she saw a man holding a rifle and phone. She looked at him in anger. The man clicked his phone and looked at her. His only words were, " The name's Bond, James Bond. ".

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HellsingAbridged!AU Vampire Tyrian and Watts break into Hellsing's massion, where Alu!Mercury, Seras!Ruby, and SirIntegra!Emerald are. (Basically Ep. 2)

While we do have a no crossover policy going on...I can’t resist this because Mercury as Alucard is perfection because two of my favorite characters as one? Thank you! ~ Green

Yatsu: The following is a fan based parody. Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment, and Funimation. Please support the official release... you protestant fuckbucket.

[on phone]

*on the phone*

Sir Emerald: Hello, Mercury. How was your mission in Japan?

Mercury: Eh... I'd say 99... *Switches to zombie at a gate of a high school from the anime, High School Of The Dead* ...point 9 percent done. 'Sup, bitch?

Sir Emerald: I need to talk to you about some important guests coming today.

Mercury: Are they hookers?

Sir Emerald: No.

Mercury: And like that, you've lost me.

Sir Emerald: They're our financial suppliers.

Mercury: Oh man, they have to hate us.

Sir Emerald: They do. That's why they canceled our budget.

Mercury: Oooh, that's bad. We need that, right? Ozpin, we need that right?

Ozpin: Yes, very important.

Mercury: Thank you, Ozpin.

Ozpin: Of course, sir.

Sir Emerald: Over the last couple of years we've had some... expensive claims.

Mercury: Like what?

Sir Emerald: First off, property damage.

*cut scene of an explosion and people running away from OVA 6*

Mercury: Good times.

Sir Emerald: Dozens of noise complaints...

*cut scene to Police Girl and Mercury blasting Nobody by Skindred* 

Mercury: Sorry! I can't hear you!

Sir Emerald: Killing at least a dozen innocent people...

Mercury: Oh, so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it!

Sir Emerald: And... all of the clothes stealing.

Mercury: ...I'm not apologizing.

Sir Emerald: Listen, I know this is asking a lot, but...

Mercury: But...

Sir Emerald: I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of them are gone.

Mercury: ...I get the distinct impression you're embarrassed of me.

Sir Emerald: Mercury.

Mercury: I'm gonna go with no...

Sir Emerald: This is important, and I don't need you causing another scene.

Mercury: I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk.

Sir Emerald: No you don't!

Mercury: Oh, what are you going to do? Grab that guy who can stop me? What was his name...? Michael McDoesn't-exist?

Sir Emerald: *Sigh* ...What do you want?

Mercury: What?

Sir Emerald: What.. do I need to give you.. to keep you down here for the evening?

Mercury: I'm going to need a new gun. Also, one for the police girl.

Ruby: But I already have a gun!

Mercury: Get that bitch a cannon; Bitches love cannons!

Sir Emerald: Anything else?

Mercury: A seventy-inch plasma widescreen tv.

Sir Emerald: Really?

Mercury: With Netflix.

Sir Emerald: Should it also be 3D?

Mercury: NO! That's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!

*scene changes to the board meeting*

Sir Emerald: Hello, gentlemen. Thank you very much for accepting my invitation.

Sir Shelby Penwood Well, considering the direness of your financial security, we thought it was the least we could do.

Sir Emerald: Now before we begin, I was under the impression our budget was handled directly by the queen.

Sir Hugh Irons: Oh, it is, however, we're having a distinctly difficult time justifying some of these expenses.

Sir Shelby Penwood: Most of them under the name... 'Mercury'.

Sir Emerald: *inhale* Continue...

Sir Hugh Irons: For example, some of them were frankly labeled... "entertainment".

Sir Emerald: Entertainment?

Unknown Council Member 1: Quite. Like in my report; Twenty thousand for a... Candi?

Unknown Council Member 2: That's Candi with an 'i', by the way.

Sir Emerald: I see.

Sir Hugh Irons: Not to mention the priceless antique car... I believe the note on the claim was, "I thought I could paint it red, but I couldn't find enough goats, so I scrapped it".

Sir Emerald: So that's why we found my father's car covered in goat blood and rammed into a Dairy Queen.

Sir Shelby Penwood: Oh, yes, and then there's also the Dairy Queen. Sitting at about ninety-five thousand in damages. *rambling*

Sir Emerald: *thinking* I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

*cut scene to Tyrian and Watts walking towards gates of building*

Tyrian: And so halfway through kissin' me, the fuckin' escort OD's on heroin!

Watts: I really don't like discussing my ex-girlfriend with you.

Tyrian: I mean, I still finished, but what kind of shit is that?

Watts: For God's sakes, Tyrian, think of Salem!

Tyrian: ...I ain't jerkin' off right now.

Guard: Oi, You two! The grounds are currently closed.

Tyrian: Aw man, that totally sucks! And we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England!

Guard: Where from?

*countless machine gun barrels; MP5 Navy+Suppressor, to be exact, appear from the bus*

Tyrian: Texas! *Snaps fingers*

*Sub-Machine gun fire; guards killed*

Tyrian: Aw shit, looks like we need more prayer in schools.

Watts: If you're quite finished, ready the ghouls. I'm going to find Mercury. You overrun the rest of the mansion.

Tyrian: Alrighty! *ghouls begin filing off the bus* Attention all bitches! Off the bus and line up in order. *Readies dual custom P90s* I've got a class assignment for all of y'all!!

*cut scene back to the board meeting*

Unknown: And while the mime did survive, he'll never walk again.

*lights cut off*

Unknown 2: That's funny, we weren't cutting the power just yet.

Sir Emerald: Oh, shit...

*dials phone*

Sir Interga: Front desk report. What's going on?

Front Desk: Oh um yeah, hold on, just give me a second... whoa. Oh, yeah, it's ghouls. Definitely, definitely... *ghoul snarls* OH MY GOD!

*phone disconnects*

Sir Shelby Penwood: Sir Emerald, do something!

Sir Emerald: Calm down! We have over one hundred trained guards on the premises at all times. We have everything under control.

*explosion*

Unknown: What was that?

Sir Emerald: That was probably the escape chopper exploding. As I was saying, let me just contact communications and get an update.

*dials phone*

Sir Emerald: Communications, come in! We need a full report.

Man On Phone/Communications: *weeping*

Tyrian: Read the fucking paper.

Man On Phone: Hey there, Emerald,

Tyrian: Read it fucking RIGHT, cockhole!! *Clubs Communications just as he says Right!*

Man On Phone: Hey there... you... fat English trollop!

Tyrian: That's more like it, now keep goin'!

Man On Phone: Me.. and my big brother Watts... are killing... all of your men... and turning them into ghouls. So... I... hope... you've made peace... with yourself... 'cause when I find you... I'm gonna... oh god!

Tyrian: Keep reading, or I shoot the other testicle!!

Man On the Phone: Cause when I find you, I'm gonna sting every hole you've got! And then I'm gonna just keep making more holes to sting, until there's nothing left but your riddled corpse full of blood... and venom! Oh god, this is horrible!

Tyrian: You ain't finished yet!

Man On the Phone: So prepare your dried-up quim... for my huge vampire stinger. Now, pardon me, while I blow this bitch ass ginger's brains out -- OH GOD NO-!!!

*gunshot*

Tyrian: *laughing* His fucking face, man! Oh-ho ho ho fuck!! Oh, now that shit is priceless!

*hangs up phone*

Sir Emerald: Mercury, get up here now! I'm locked in with the committee on the third floor and...

Mercury: Listen, I'm going to have to stop you right there. You see, I'm under direct orders from my boss, who is a total bitch by the way *gives off an aroused grunt*, that I am not to leave this room until such time as the committee has left the building. I was even bribed. Imagine that...

Sir Emerald: Mercury, you vampiric asshole, I will --

Mercury: Sounds great, but I'm gonna have to go now, I've just queued up an episode of Adventure Time on Netflix. Bye~...

*Adventure Time sound clip, phone hanging up, Emerald snaps her cigar in utter anger*

Sir Emerald: Ozpin!

*cut scene to mansion; Watts slaughters four guards and picks up a phone call*

Watts: Hello, Tyrian.

Tyrian: So, how's my favorite big brother doing?

Watts: Oh, you know, just killed a group of guards...

Tyrian: Shit, bro, you too? What's your kill count at? Nah, don't tell me. *observes countless dead guards and the ghouls feasting upon them* I'm winnin'.

Watts: *Opens said passageway up* They were guarding a secret passageway downstairs. Not really keeping it a secret if you keep a bunch of armed guards standing around it.

Tyrian: Well, you have fun with that, bro. I'm gonna go skull-fuck that Hellsing bitch... And the old guys... Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin' for everyone!! Come here, ghoul!!

*ghoul moaning. Watts hangs up and smiles wryly*

Watts: Well, you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family.

*cut back to board meeting*

Sir Emerald: Alright, Ozpin and his assistant should be here any second now..

Sir Shelby Penwood: But if there's no way to get upstairs, how are they going to -- aaaghh! aaghh!

*Ozpin and Police Girl fall from ceiling, accidentally knocking Shelby over.*

Ozpin: Tally ho!

Sir Emerald: Good to see you, Ozpin.

Ozpin: Of course, sir.

Sir Emerald: The first two floors have been entirely overrun. Communications with the outside have been cut off. We lost all of our men, and Mercury is being --

Ozpin: Mercury?

Sir Emerald: A total ass, yes. Now tell me, do you have any plans?

Ozpin: Of course, sir. I shall do exactly as the butler does, and tidy up.

*cut to mansion hall, Tyrian marching down it with his army of ghouls*

Tyrian: I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit, I don't give a fuck. Though if I give a shit, I might just give a fuck, but I don't give a shit, so I don't give a...

(Ghouls are suddenly slaughtered.)

Tyrian: ...fuck was that?

Ozpin: Hello, my name is Ozpin C. Dornez. Ex-Vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.

Tyrian: Well ain't you just the textbook fuckin definition of classy, but guess what, Jeeves, that garrote wire won't do shit for dick against armor this thick. What's that, Alfred, how thick is it? Well, half as thick as my dick, so thick enough that you need a fucking anti-tank rifle to pierce it, and I don't even see a piece on your wrinkly old ass.

Ozpin: Police girl, if you may.

*Zoom cut to Police Girl with said anti-tank rifle at the other end of the hallway*

Ruby: BITCHES LOVE CANNONS! *Fires rifle and kills several ghouls*.

Tyrian: Oh fuck, that's an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!! *Gets shot*

*cuts to Mercury watching Adventure Time; Watts breaks through the wall, destroying the plasma TV*

Mercury: That was a seventy-inch... plasma screen TV. *inhales* So, how can I help you?

Watts: You must be the great Mercury.

Mercury: S'uuup?

Watts: I've heard quite a lot about you.

Mercury: Oh, really?

Watts: The night walker... who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster whose power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself --

Mercury: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!

Watts: Ex-cuse you..?

Mercury: Oh, I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick.

Watts: ...Perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Watts.

Mercury: And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!

Watts: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here...

Mercury: Oh, so am I, and I'm failing, and I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated; because this blond little shit strolled into my room, destroyed my seventy-inch, plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father.

*Watts dashed towards Mercury, Watts’ modified M1 Garand and Mercury's Jackal Pistol pointed at each other's heads at the ready*

Mercury: Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you~?

*Watts fires at Mercury in the head*

*cut back to Tyrian, Ozpin, Police Girl, with the ghouls all defeated. Police Girl has Tyrian pinned to the ground in an arm bar hold.*

Ruby: Arm bars everywhere!

Tyrian: Let me go, you stupid bitch!

Ozpin: That's quite impressive, where did you learn that hold?

Ruby: Oh wow, it's almost like I'm a police girl or something!

Ozpin: Sarcasm is unbecoming of you.

Tyrian: Wow, gee willickers, mister, I sure am sorry for slaughterin' all your guards, and tearin' up your mansion. I promise I've learned my le- *Ozpin stomps on Tyrian's hand* Aw, fuck! Take a joke, asshole!

Ozpin: And everything you say just pisses me off! Now you're going to tell me everything I want to know.

Tyrian: Alright, alright... what you do, is you go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help you go fuck yourself!

*Ozpin loses his patience and prepares his wires, but then more ghouls appear and Tyrian breaks out of the submission hold*

Tyrian: And now, for the upcoming company picnic! *Presents an army of former Hellsing employees now turned into ghouls.* Unfortunately, all your douchebag co-workers are bringing is their own rotten flesh! Still better than potato salad, if you ask me. Now if'n you don't mind, *Jumps over the two of them* I'm-a go eat that Hellsing bitch!

Ozpin: I've got your arm! *Tears off Tyrian's right arm with his wire*

Tyrian: SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!

*Tyrian laughs maniacally as he busts opens the door, frowning as the Council members draw their guns*

Tyrian: Well, that's not fair at all.

Sir Emerald: I'm sorry, *Draws her Sig P226 as she quips* we don't give a fuck!

*Rapid gunfire tears Tyrian to shreds. Tyrian screams (and curses) in surprise and pain*

Tyrian: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... agh! Fuck! *Slumps against a wall* Where the fuck did my ghouls go??

Ozpin: Oh, they've been dealt with.

*Ruby, in a blood rage, slaughters ghouls; Dragula by Rob Zombie plays in the background*

Tyrian: Well, at least I'm gonna die with a raging boner...

Sir Emerald: All right, shit for brains, you're going to spill every single thing you know, or I'm going to have Ozpin here peel your dick like a banana!

Tyrian: *Laughing* I don't know what's fuckin' funnier; the fact that you think that your titless ass intimidates me, or that you think my boss would let me live if you did! *Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire, ala a Dr. Merlot; as he declares* AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME! The one who sent me... WAS... NAZIS!

*Tyrian burns to Ashes, leaving only his hand flipping the bird.*

Sir Emerald: I heard George Lucas. Who else heard George Lucas?

Ozpin: I heard Miami Heat.

Ruby: I heard the Motley Crue with my vampire hearing.

Sir Emerald: Wait a second... where's the big brother?

*Back at Mercury's room, Mercury is clearly outmatched by Watts(at least that's what he's making it look like).*

Watts: You can't touch me, I was hand-crafted to kill you. My speed, my stamina, my power all rival, nay, dwarf yours! In comparison to you, I am a demi-god!!

(A Brief silence, as our "hero" registers what was just said.)

Mercury: ...Really? Really.

Watts: Really.

Mercury: Really?

Watts: Really!

Mercury: *Excitedly* REALLY?!

Watts: Really!!

Mercury: Release Restraint, level one.

Watts: Level what? *As in the Cromwell seal restriction has been lifted to level one; Totally not Kaio-Ken, for obvious reasons.*

*Watts loses a leg, thanks to the "dwarfed" Mercury's Jackal, fired ala Baskerville the Big Black Dog. God of War theme plays.*

Watts: Aaagh, aagh, fuck!

Mercury: You know, they say that TV makes you violent, but I say that not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!!

*Mercury's shoots his Jackal Pistol at Luke's OTHER leg, blowing the said, right leg clean off.*

Watts: AAAAAOOOOUGH-!!! *thinking* I'm near the stairs! Gotta get to the stairs! If I could just get up the stairs, I... *Suddenly sees just how long said stairs really are, much to his dismay.* Aaaaaw, fuck...!

Mercury: Come on! You were talking all of that good shit a second ago, then I blew your fucking legs off!!

Watts: But, I... you... what the fuck?!

Mercury: What's wrong "demi-god"? Just grow back your legs! *As he SMASHES the leg in his hand* Summon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!! ...Give me a hug~!

Watts: Really...? *Baskerville the AFOREMENTIONED Big Black Dog descends upon him as a certain soon-to-be bloody Valentine cries: * OH GOD NO-!!!

*Cut to conference room phone, as the committee members and Emerald listen to Watts being violently eaten alive. By the Big Black Dog. Emerald smiles wryly.*

Mercury (on speakerphone): We're here on Epic Meal Time!! I'm the sauce boss, and tonight, we're eating this blond little wannabe demi-god bitch!

Sir Shelby Penwood: Who... is that, exactly?

Sir Emerald: Oh, that's Mercury, the one we talked about earlier. This is what happens when he has to entertain himself. Oh, so what was that issue with our funding?

Sir Shelby Penwood: Issue?

Sir Hugh Irons: What issue?

Sir Shelby Penwood: I don't see an issue!

Sir Jacques Schnee: Shut up and take our money!!!

(Back at Emerald's room)

Mercury: Ah, and just like that, everything turned out alright in the end.

Sir Emerald: Yes, everything turned out just fine, except that ninety percent of our staff were killed, turned into ghouls, then killed again by the police girl in a blood rage.

Ruby: What's a blood rage, and why don't I remember anything?

Mercury: Oh, that reminds me, for whatever reason, did we ever find out who sent them? 

*Brief Pause once again.*

Mercury: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?

Sir Emerald: No!

Mercury: Bet you I'm right!

Sir Emerald: Bet you you're wrong!

Mercury: Bet you you're a skank~!

Sir Emerald: Bet you you're an asshole!

Mercury: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

#rwby #mercury black #emerald sustrai #ruby rose #ozpin #tyrian callows #arthur watts #yatsuhashi daichi

[katsbooks]

Schwarze Nacht - Chapter Ten

           (Y/n) had to admit, within the first two years of working for the Hellsing family, she had accomplished more than her parents ever thought she could—

           She had a very well-paying job that she was good at and rather enjoyed. She had started writing in her free time, had money to spend on nice things and she was one of the boss’s favorite workers, tied easily with Samantha. Sam had risen in the ranks of a security guard, quickly reaching position of personal bodyguard for Integra Hellsing.

           (Y/n) had also proven to be quite able with knives, only ever using a gun as back up. She had a nice set of silver throwing blades, plus the original silver dagger Walter had given her. One wouldn’t know she was armed just by looking at her, but she kept her knives on her at all times.

           To say Walter was quite proud would be an understatement, and (Y/n) thrived for his approval. A soft spot had grown immensely in her heart for the Hellsing butler and she knew it was far more than admiration or respect, though it did include those feelings. Truth was, (Y/n) loved the older man.

           The only ones to know even a hint of what she felt was Sam (by default for being her best friend) and Alucard (because he was a vampire and somehow knew every fucking thing that went on in the damned manor). (Y/n) knew that she’d never tell him, and as such he would never, ever know. She was fine with that, content to just be the Butler’s attendant.

           Now Alucard, the ever saucy vampire that he was, confided in (Y/n) one night, having visited her in her room while she was readying for bed. Sam had somehow wiggled and punched her way into his undead heart. However, therein lied the catch. He was a vampire, never aging and undying. Sam was a human, her heart still beating and warm-blooded.

           Alucard threatened her that if she ever breathed a word of this to anyone, he’d be sure to slip into her room to drink her blood every full moon.

           They worked there for four years, killing many vampires and ghouls during their short careers, Alucard occasionally dragging Sam along on one of his hunts for entertainment purposes. Sam just thought it was because he liked to bug her while she was killing ghouls. Alucard had acquired a fledgling quite recently, a former police girl named Seras Victoria, who struggled with coming to terms with being a vampire. She was a nice enough lass, keeping mostly to herself.

           (Y/n) sighed a little as she looked in mirror at herself, her long hair having started to become a bit of a problem. It was heavy and thick, and even when in a braid it got in the way if she had to fight. She was debating cutting it off, but she knew that Walter was rather fond of her long hair. So she sighed and braided it, wrapping it around her head in a crown like fashion and pinning it into place. Then she finished getting dressed, pulling on her black vest after she strapped her knives to her body.

           A knock on the door didn’t even make her twitch, she simply called out for whomever it was to enter. She smiled when she saw it was Sam stepping into her room, but the look on the bodyguard’s face made her pause.

           “I know that look. What happened?” she asked. Sam scowled as she sat down heavily on the bed, dressed in the guard’s uniform, her bullet-proof vest unzipped.

           “Gerald happened.”

           “…oh dear, what did he do this time?” (Y/n) frowned, absently tightening the knot on her tie to nestle it against her throat, before smoothing it into her vest.

           “What hasn’t he done? He’s pissing me off. Keeps making comments about you and Walter and Alucard. I’m getting sick of it,” Sam growled, clenching her fists. A bad sign.

           “Sam, don’t. I know you want to, but don’t. Nothing good will come out of you punching Gerald,” (Y/n) warned, watching her in the mirror.

           “Sure there is. The satisfaction of removing that smug expression from his face,” she muttered. (Y/n) thumped her lightly on the head as she passed by the bed to the vanity.

           “You’ll get yourself in trouble is what you’ll do,” she said.

           “I wish Integra would replace his ass…” Sam muttered.

           “That’s Sir Integra to us, Sam. Let’s be proper,” (Y/n) muttered as she slipped studs into her ears. About a year ago, she had decided to get a couple more ear piercings. She sadly had to stick with studs because of what her job entitled, but she still managed. Sam had more piercings than she did, and she still wasn’t sure how they weren’t ripped out when the woman was throwing people down onto the matt, but that was one of the mysteries of Sam she supposed.

           “Yeah, yeah,” Sam sighed and rolled her shoulders, loosening her tense muscles. “He’s lucky Alucard hasn’t decided to do something about it. I doubt Fang-Face could care less about getting in trouble for it.”

           (Y/n) chuckled a little bit at that. Sad, but true. Alucard really couldn’t care less if he managed to piss of Integra or not—after all, he was a five hundred year old vampire. He normally didn’t do anything to warrant Integra’s wrath, but it was just the fact that he could.

           “Careful, Alucard might hear that you’re talking about him,” (Y/n) teased.

           “I shudder to think about what he’d say if he heard,” Sam drawled. (Y/n) chuckled again and after checking herself in the mirror, she turned to Sam.

           “So aside from you coming in here to bitch about Gerald, what else do you need?” she asked.

           “Oh, right. Walter’s requesting that you meet him in the entrance hall once you’re dressed,” Sam said, straightening up. (Y/n) blinked.

           “In the entrance hall? Are we going somewhere?”

           “No clue. That’s all he told me. Now I’ve gotta get back to the training hall—we’ve got a group of newbies coming in,” Sam sighed, pushing to her feet.

           “Don’t have too much fun throwing Gerald around,” (Y/n) smirked. Sam sent her a wicked smile before leaving. (Y/n) shook her head and shut her bedroom door behind her, turning to head in the opposite direction.

           Walter stood, waiting patiently, in the entrance hall with a file in his hands. He smiled at her when she approached, turning to face her.

           “Morning, Miss (Y/n).”

           “Good morning, Walter,” she smiled back brightly.

           “I’ve got an interesting job for you today, (Y/n),” he stated, opening the file in his hands.

           “Oh dear, when you say it like that, I get chills down my spine,” (Y/n) sighed.

           “I’ll be sure to remember that. Now then,” he held the file out to her. “Alucard found a most interesting piece of technology on a vampire he recently killed.”

           (Y/n) took the file and looked at the photographs. “Looks like a microchip transmitter. What was it doing in a vampire, though?”

           “That’s part of the job I’m giving you,” he stated. “Master Hellsing is asking you to do some backtracking with this. You’re allowed to take Samantha with you, if you so please.”

           “Oh, well, that’s probably a wise thing to do at the moment,” (Y/n) hummed absently.

           “Why’s that?”

           “Sam’s about ready to knock Gerald on his ass, pardon my French,” she sighed.

           “Oh dear…” Walter sighed. “I suppose I should go with you to retrieve her, then, before she mutinies.”

           “Might be wise, yeah.”

           She tucked the file under her arm and they made their way to the training room. Already, they could hear a commotion going on inside and (Y/n) hoped it was just Sam tossing around the newbies.

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[xthebirdofhermesx]

Hellsing: The Return - Chapter 2

Chapter 2! Oh Section XIII... what you do’n?

(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! ｡ﾟ･*.｡ﾟ☆--c(`-' ∩) 

MATURE CONTENT FOLKS. There’s violence, strong language, smut, and gore cause... well Hellsing. No warnings beyond that currently (no sexual violence or anything like that), so have at thee if ya like. All Chapters compiled here, but I’ll be posting inline for anyone who just tumblrz.

Chapter 2 - Divine Intervention

“Chief Makube,” Integra said walking into the foyer of Hellsing Manor by herself, “To what do I owe the pleasure of you staying in the lobby today, unlike yesterday?”

The older man was tall, Italian, and bore a scar over his right eye that stretched from forehead to jawline. He smiled and spread his hands gracefully, as if to indicate he was also alone. “Today I have no children to entertain,” he smiled. “S’cuzzi for not being able to conclude all business yesterday, Sir Hellsing… but I’m afraid the Vatican does not know that today, I am here.”

Seras, having been leaning against the banister with crossed arms and a dower expression, raised an eyebrow and looked to her human master. That… was a fishy statement from the head of Section XIII, Iscariot Division. Integra was no less impressed or concerned, but her expression remained stoic.

“Well, you have my attention,” she said and turned. “Please, follow me. My office will be more comfortable.”

Up the stairs and to the only door visible from below, Integra lead the way to her office as Makube and Seras followed. The Knight repressed a smirk as she was the only one to see Alucard’s smile fade into the shadows before she opened the curtains behind her desk. “I can assure you, Chief Makube,” Integra said and nodded for Seras to close the door. As she did so the room flashed with black and red energy, Pip securing the room at Seras’s will. “This room is secured from eavesdropping,” Integra finished with a small smirk.

As she sat behind the desk, Makube sat in front, crossing his legs and weaving his fingers on one knee. “I apologize for dropping in unannounced, Director. Unfortunately the nature of this visit is… sensitive.”

“Not to be indelicate, Chief Makube,” Integra said, lighting a cigar, “But shall we cut to the chase?”

Makube smiled patiently. “Of course. There is a leak, a potential traitor to The Vatican and specifically Section XIII within our ranks. I would like to enlist the aid of the Hellsing Organization to investigate and hopefully find this mole.”

Well. That… had not at all been what Integra, Seras, or even Alucard would have predicted coming from this conversation. As Alucard’s deep laughter began to echo around them, Makube’s expression fell from pleasant to concerned, and eventually to slightly upset when Alucard manifested from the shadows in the corner.

“Oh this is quite the welcome home present,” the ancient vampire chuckled.

“When did this occur?” Makube frowned at Integra.

“Last night, actually. I fear you came to call before any official statement could be released. I’d barely finished breakfast when I was alerted of your arrival.”

“He has a plane to catch,” Seras stated of Makube, Arms crossed and standing now near to her vampiric master.

The Chief swallowed audibly, but regained his composure rather quickly. “Well then this may be all the more swift a resolution. Though I must request as few casualties as possible?”

“We’re not murderers, Makube,” Interga’s tone was flat and unforgiving. “We’re monster hunters.”

“Of course, I was not implying anything. Allow me to explain.” Spreading his hands, the Leader of Section XIII went into detail about a few investigative missions that had gone deadly unexpectedly approximately six months prior. At first it had not raised any concerns as these thing happened occasionally. However it seemed that the number and frequency of these events had been slowly increasing, and it was not until a single survivor confessed with in intensive care that the attackers who’d killed them all were not of the original investigated threat. He was then assassinated that night in his hospital room in Vatican City.

“This has happened now outside of Roma, as well,” Makube pressed the tips of his fingers together, elbows resting on the arms of his chair. “Not only does there seem to be a white clad figure leading an attack against the Vatican, but one of our own is giving them information on where to find our people to take them by surprise and murder them all.”

Integra twisted her cigar between two gloved fingers as she thought. Makube was not his aggressive predecessor Maxwell, nor his embittered subordinate Heinkel Wolfe. Neither was she a fool, and an olive branch from the Vatican could still be a trap. The Vatican as a whole had made no bones about believing the Protestant Knights to be blasphemous, and specifically the Hellsing organization, Integra herself in fact, to be the worst of them. She wasn’t entirely certain if she’d been officially declared a witch in the eyes of Rome or not.

And yet intuition told her Makube was sincere. How frustrating.

“With all due respect, Chief Makube, and I mean that sincerely,” the knight said, tapping ashes from the end of her cigar into the ashtray, “I have a far greater respect and appreciation of your methods and approach than I could ever have for your predecessor. But what guarantees do I have that this is not an elaborate trap for my organization?”

“Outside of my personal word and promise that if it is, I have been kept in the dark and know nothing of such a plot?” he sighed and spread his hands. “None. But if this is a trap for Hellsing, it is not the act of Section XIII or an openly sanctioned operation from the Vatican.”

“How delightfully dangerous,” Alucard chuckled, his grin upsettingly wide.

“I also can guarantee you that even if it is a cu,” Makube added, eyeing the elder vampire, “They might, at best, be prepared for you and Ms. Victoria. No one at the Vatican knows of Alucard’s return, clearly.” Meeting eyes with Integra, the chief smiled. “And I don’t intend to enlighten them at this time.”

That… pushed Integra’s eyebrows up.

“Noted,” she said, keeping all other surprise from her response. “If we agree, what would be expected of us in this endeavor?”

“Discretion. Once we leave this room, I will deny any knowledge of this conversation. I merely came by to apologize  for any offensive comments Agent Heinkel Wolfe made yesterday.” Makube sighed and shook his head. “The most recent attack happened this morning in the wee hours. We received the briefest of communications in the form of a video message from one of ours before they were killed and the phone destroyed. The White Cloaked figure was seen for a brief second. Does it not, to you, seem as if a supernatural threat in Scotland, where this occurred, would be reason enough for Hellsing to investigate?”

“Will the Vatican let us onto the site?” Seras inquired.”

“By the time you arrive, they will not have yet. The scene is being held for their investigation, but you can arrive first. I will… waylay them as long as I can. Heinkel and my assistant have not yet been informed, or Agent Wolfe would very much want to go. However, I will handle that.”

“I see. So we are to go as soon as now, then?” Integra grumbled.

“I know we are not… friends, Sir Hellsing,” Makube started, leaning forward in his chair. “I know that the Vatican sees the Protestants of your Council of Twelve and the Hellsing Organization as heretics, and in the past has been an open enemy. However, we want the same thing - safety of the people, and the end to monsters. And this… has potential to threaten us all.”

“I doubt greatly that a single other member of your organization would agree that we have the same goals,” Integra sighed and stood, snuffing her cigar out. “However I agree that if there is someone hunting the Iscariot, it is at least prudent to make certain that they will not turn their aggression toward Hellsing, The Council or The King once they are done.”

Makube gave a partial smile and nodded, standing to take Integra’s hand as Alucard’s chuckling began to grow in volume. “I will accept that, Sir Hellsing.”

“Should we find this mole along the way, how should we be in contact?”

“A phone call to my mobile will suffice. I should think we can communicate in such a way that anyone near would not decipher the information exchanged.”

With a nod, Integra watched as Seras escorted the man out. When the door was closed she closed her eyes and shook her head. “I do not like this.”

“Oh come now, my master,” Alucard purred in open amusement. “This, will be fun. ”

Integra sighed and cut her eyes to Alucard. “Your definition of fun differs greatly from mine.” Standing, she tilted her head to one side and cracked her neck in the attempts to relieve a newly growing tension. “I will get my things together. Yours are in your rooms below,” she explained and turned to him with a look of narrow suspicion. “Have you been down there yet?”

With a wide grin, Alucard stepped back towards the shadowed corner of her office. “Why look at some dusty old stones, when I have such a lovely view of angels from up here?” But any retort Integra might have had she kept to herself. It was no fun to say it to the wall, and Alucard was gone.

***

“I don’t like it, Master,” Seras grumped from the wall of Integra’s bedroom. She leaned, much as she had downstairs, with arms crossed against the wall. It was a good way to tell when Seras was unhappy about something. She hadn’t pouted in years, not in sincerity. But when she was displeased about something, her face tilted down and she crossed her arms. Everyone had tells, if one knew for what to look.

“I don’t either, Seras,” Integra sighed and tucked the neatly folded change of clothes into her small overnight bag. It was never a poor idea to bring a change of clothes to a murder investigation. Better to not need it than need it and be caught without. “But we won’t know if it is a trap until the trap has been sprung, and if it is not, and Makube actually came to us for help, then perhaps that is a bargaining chip we can use in the future.”

“What could we possibly bargain with the zealots and fanatics for?”

“For them to stay the hell away from us.”

Seras wobbled her head back and forward at that in consideration. “Alright, you have a point there. Want I should get my things?”

“No, I want you to stay here. The men trust you, and as much as these words are foul tasting to fall from my lips, Makube is right. They will not be prepared for Alucard.” Integra sneered. “I hope I never have to say that again.”

“Yeah, that statement physically hurts me to hear from you, Master.”

“ I think I threw up a little myself, ” Pip chimed in.

“EW GROSS NO THROWING UP INSIDE ME!”

“ WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? Dégueuler all over Integra’s floor?!”

“Children, please,” Integra sighed, zipping her bag. “Seras, I must go purchase plane tickets for myself and Alucard. Would you please call Sir Gregory? I’ll need to speak with him.”

“Why Sir. Gregory?” Seras and Pip asked in unison.

Integra just smiled. “Because, he will agree to help me.”

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[longlivemystories]

Moonlit Strolls: Chapter Nine

GUESS WHO’S FINALLY UPDATING AGAIN GUYS

Saturday

     Alucard leaned against the wall with the door attached to it, watching the nurse closely enough to make her nervous. Her hands shook as she put a couple simple stitches in the scratch I'd received from Jake not half an hour ago I could tell Alucard was fuming about what had happened, though it was hard to say why, exactly. I was quickly becoming tired of his presence. 

    "Alucard, I'm fine. I don't need you hanging out," I grumbled, trying not to move my mouth too much because of the pain.     "And who will make sure you don't do something stupid again," he growled, arms crossed over his chest.     "I had the situation under control," I sighed, wincing when the nurse put the bandage on my face, careful not to stick medical tape in my hair. "How long do you think it'll take to heal?" I asked her.     "N-Not too long. I'll come back later to change your bandage," she stuttered, giving a quick bow before gathering the medical supplies and trash and scurrying out of the room.     "I told you not to go too close to the cage, Red. You're human and it's far too dangerous."     I looked over at him tiredly, brain too fried to figure out why he was acting so weird. Alucard didn't seem to care too much before, so his irritation was baffling to me now. Something about his mood made me want to stop the argument, but then again, it also made me want to fight on. Perhaps it was the exhaustion, but my common sense was seeping out, leaving me behind and I wanted to prod the bull.     "Remind me again why I have to listen to you?" I grumbled, pulling my legs up to cross on the bed.     Red eyes flashed with something I couldn't identify, but it made my spine crawl with uncertainty. I may have made a bad choice, though there was no turning back now.”     "My master has tasked me with keeping your safety," he responded evenly, eyes glowing, "but if you'd like to throw your life into the hands of some useless mongrel-"     "He's my friend!" I snapped, sitting up straighter. "Not some monster incapable of empathy or reason. He /will/ recognize me soon enough and then there won't be any danger at all."     "And yet he still harmed you," the vampire snorted, pulling his upper lip back in a sneer, flashing his canines in an obvious show of power. "There will always be danger where monsters are concerned."     I caught my tongue before I responded too hastily, an insult very nearly endangering my life. I closed my eyes a moment and grabbed my brush from the nightstand; this was a sure way to calm my mind.     As I started methodically brushing my hair, I responded with, "You startled us both."     "And look at what he did to you in turn. If he's this dangerous when startled, then he really can't be trusted."     White knuckles were glaringly obvious as I gripped my brush, practically ripping it through my hair. Where the hell did this guy get off acting like such a jerk?! Last I checked, he was lord Dracula himself, capable of probably much more damage than Jake upon being startled an yet he acted like he was the most harmless thing in the world.     "That's pretty funny, coming from someone who wanted, who /pressed/ me to spend more time with him."     That seemed to be the last straw for the vampire. He stood up straight, pushing his sunglasses on.     "It's too early in the goddamn morning," he growled. "Stay here until I return."     With that, he left my room and I threw my brush on the bed.

    "You made a ruckus in my home."     I turned my head away from my journal. I had turned to it in this time of deep frustration in the vain hopes it would help sort my thoughts. I had a chance to calm down at least a little and sat up, putting book and utensil down.     "Sorry," I sighed lightly. "It's been... difficult today, but that's no excuse."     Integra was quiet a moment before moving over to the chair at the small table. She casually lit a cigar and took a long drag.     "Alucard can be... difficult," she finally stated, cutting the silence.     It took a lot of willpower not to snort at her blatant comment.     "You're his uh... master, right?" I inquired, sitting up to cross his legs. "You'd think he wouldn't be so annoying towards you."     My statement drove an interesting chuckle from Integra. I had a feeling the two had been working together for quite some time and she was used to his games.     "Yes... He has his moments, as brief and far between as they are. How is your friend, Jake?"     The sudden change in subject caught me off guard, welling up feelings I hadn't had time to process by myself yet. How was he? How was I even supposed to answer that? How was I supposed to know? I dropped my gaze, taking my time in figuring out an answer.     "Better."     "Oh?"     "I know; the face... it looks bad, but it doesn't hurt, really," I sputtered, looking up at her once more. "Alucard startled the both of us--"     "Yes, so I've heard quite a bit about it," she interrupted, looking at me pointedly. "He was holding your face... much like a loved one would caress."     "Exactly! We-- wait.. I... no, no, uh no, I uhm." The sputtering only worsened so finally I just shut up.     Another, lighter chuckle came from the Englishwoman.     "This might work to our advantage."     I snapped my head up at her in confusion, but she was already leaving the room.

    I stood with uncertainty at the top of Jake's stairs, staring down into the pitch blackness.     "Jake?"     A soft rattle of chains told me he was indeed awake. I reached over and flicked the nearby light switch before descending. The taller man was sitting with his legs crossed, towards the near edge of the cage, watching me with intense, focused eyes. I smiled gently at him and sat near the cage.     "Oliver?"     The both of us looked up at the entrance, startled. This was happening too much for any heart to remain healthy. Seras was the intruder this time and she came down quietly.     "You sure it's a good idea; being down here and all?" she asked, plopping down next to me.

    "I trust him with my life, Seras," I admitted softly.     She smiled fondly at that, not taking her eyes off Jake. "How'd you two meet, anyway?"     "High school," I laughed, thinking back and finding the memory all too quickly. "I was uh... picked on a lot as a kid and that, of course, traveled into my freshman year of high school. Jake here had just transferred in from the States, New York, I think and it was barely a week into the school year when my old childhood bully started his crap.     "Big ol' Larry Southerson... It was hard to be mad at him once I found out about his family life. Abusive mom, absent dad... He had it rough, but that doesn't really completely excuse his actions. Anyways, first week in and I'm in a locker--"     "A locker?" Seras repeated, incredulous. "You're so tall--"     "Not as tall as I seem." I laughed. "Just uh... skinny. Jake, he saved me. Apparently, he'd seen Larry pull some other stunt on another kid earlier that day. They fought, I mean literally, physically fought. Larry ran off, having never had someone other than teachers stand up to him."     I found myself recalling the very moment Jake pulled me out of the locker and checked me over so carefully for any bruising or any other injuries. His ringed fingers were gentle, as were eyes line heavily in black. If I knew then how much he was going to impact my life, I might've kissed him right then and there.     "Anyways, Jake spent all his time with me from then until, well, now," I mumbled, looking at him fondly.     "That's really sweet... Well, save for the bullying, but I'm glad you two are friends now," Seras said, smiling.     "U... tah..."     The word startled both of us and all our attention was on the werewolf, who was holding a slight smirk on his face.     "I'm from... Utah."

    His voice was hoarse and gravelly, but it brought tears of relief to my eyes.     "R-right," I sputtered. "Utah... how--"     "I'm feeling.... better," he sighed, leaning his weight back on his hands. "It's like everything went blank for a little while... except your face. I couldn't remember who you were, just that, well... anyways... A cage, really?"

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[boredstudent-blog]

Smut Monday: Passion Marks/Love Bites

Alucard found Integra where he normally finds her after a long assignment: sitting at her desk late at night, working on some budgeting sheets or something like that (he never really paid attention to the work his Mistress was working on). He moved out of the shadows behind her, taking his physical form with his usual undead silence. Alucard loomed over Integra for a moment, watching the muscles of her shoulder as they tensed under her thick robe. Something was bothering her.

His hands rubbed at her shoulders, gently at first, so he wouldn’t startle her. She tensed further for a moment, then sighed, relaxing and leaning just a little into his hands.

“There you are. You’re later than I expected. How did it go?”

“It was annoying, honestly. To go all the way to Saint Helena for maybe fifteen minutes of battle? And you made me travel there like a mortal too… very boring.”

“You bring enough attention to yourself without using your abilities to travel great distances. It’s good to hear that things went well, at least. You didn’t attract attention while taking down the targets, did you?” Integra said, leaning back just a little into his hands.

“No, although the burning warehouse probably caught some attention. I was long gone before anyone from the local fire department got close, however. What did you do while I was gone? More meetings with the Convention of Old Folk?” As he spoke, Alucard increased pressure on her shoulders, his long digits seeking the knots underneath her coffee-and-cream skin.

“You of all people really shouldn’t tease anyone about age like that,” Integra chastised him. There wasn’t much heart behind her criticism, though, and she found herself smiling as he chuckled. “No, I didn’t have any meetings with them. I spent most of the week working out the budget for the next quarter, and reviewing more of these human hunters that have been seeking out work with us.”

“Hmm.” Alucard didn’t really care who he worked with, so long as they respected his Mistress’ wishes and were loyal to the Hellsing Agency.

There was comfortable silence for a long while after that. The mortal woman and the immortal man enjoyed these moments between them, where there was no one but the other and the world could fall away, and they could just be.

Alucard finally broke the silence with a deep sigh, kissing her gently. She smiled a bit as his cold lips met her warm mouth. It always amazed her that someone so passionate, so devil-may-care, so bloodthirsty in battle, could be this sweet. He saved this side just for her, and Integra relished in the gift of seeing this side.

Their tongues met, and she moaned slightly as Alucard sat down on the arm of her chair. Their kiss deepened as he wrapped one red-cloaked arm around her waist, pulling her just a little out of the seat of the chair. Integra shook slightly as his tongue stroked hers, as she traced the tips of his teeth, from his sharp canines and incisors, to his blunt molars. Integra could feel the strength of his jaw, bur knew he would not bite down. Alucard sucked on her tongue for a moment, smirking as her heard her moan.

Then, Alucard broke the kiss, his red eyes boring into her blues. He kissed her jaw lightly, almost so light she couldn’t feel them, and she blushed slightly as her nipples hardened against her robe. Alucard’s lips latched onto her neck, not biting, but sucking hard. She arched into his mouth, moaning loudly in his ear. He growled, arm tightening around her, and lips pressing down. After one long, hot moment, Alucard turned back and admired his work on Integra’s beautiful neck. He had created a deep purple passion-mark, a sign of both his affection and his possessiveness over his blonde lover.

“C-careful,” Integra shuddered, struggling to keep control over her lust. “Walter has been noticing them. He’s—“

“What’s his problem now?” Alucard quipped in irritation. “And how is he seeing the marks anyway? You wear long shirts, ties, and cravats. He shouldn’t be seeing any of the hickeys I place on your body.”

“Calm down, Alucard. He noticed them when the air conditioning broke a couple of days ago. It was hot, so I wore a blouse that did not adequately cover my neck. He stated that he was only concerned about the possibility of you breaking the skin and making me bleed. I told him I trusted you implicitly and that you wouldn’t ever bite me or take my blood without my explicit permission.”

“Then why are you concerned about him seeing them?” Alucard demanded.

“I simply don’t want the trouble. I’m tired of him watching you and myself for some not-there sign of abuse. I told him as such when he tried to bring up the marks this afternoon. More than that, Seras told Walter to suck an egg.”

Alucard laughed, surprised and proud that his blood-made child would stand up in such a way to a superior when that superior was being rude to their Mistress. “I’ll have to give her my thanks later. It’s good to have someone on our side. Now…”

Integra tried not to squeak when he stood and lifted her suddenly, effortlessly sweeping her into his arms in a bridal carry. “I’m going to take you to bed. I’m going to make love to you, and you’re going to forget about that silly, overprotective butler. Understood?”

“Really? Then do it, vampire,” Integra responded, challenging him with glee and lust in her voice. Alucard chuckled, leaving the office and taking her to her nearby bedroom and locking the door behind them.

In the bedroom, Alucard set her down on the bed, taking a step back to take off his red trench coat and heavy boots. Integra smiled at him deeply, pulling her robe off and lying nude against the pillows with her knees together and her ankles apart. Within that triangle of lower legs and bed, Alucard could see her slit, and he licked his lips as Integra slyly slipped one delicate finger down, down into her slit. Within seconds, Alucard slipped out of his clothes and was on the bed, crawling towards her like a wild cat stalking its prey.

“You’re gorgeous. Such a beautiful queen. Sexy. Smart. There is nothing about you that I don’t want for myself.” With this, Alucard reached his Mistress, pushing her knees apart and lying between her legs, licking and nipping at her lips, her cheeks, her neck, anywhere he could reach. Integra arched against him, feeling his cold hardness cradled against her wet, hot slit. She moaned into his black hair, and shook when he made another hickey on her, just under her chin. Alucard made his way down her body, kissing, licking, sucking at her throat and breasts, along the ridge of her collar bone. Every time he sucked at her skin, Integra got hotter, wetter. When he reached the apex of her thighs, she was shaking and couldn’t silence her moans. Integra was lost in the heat, the passion, in Alucard’s movements and mouth. He pressed his mouth to her inner thighs, feeling the blood under her skin rushing, feeling her femoral artery pulse. He nipped her lightly, not breaking the skin, but leaving tiny pinpricks of purple and blue. Alucard also sucked at her inner thighs, leaving large purple love marks, and licking each one gently when he was done.

“Alucard… if you plan on being down there any longer, please—ah!” Integra arched her back as he fulfilled her almost-spoken wish and began to lick her slit, focusing quickly on her clit. She moaned and clutched her knees against either side of his head, gripping the pillows she was resting on tightly with her hands. He licked and sucked at her slit, thrusting his tongue into her body and holding it there at random intervals, using his forefinger and middle finger to roll her clit. Integra swore and shook, crying out and trying to get closer and closer to her lover and his masterful mouth. After just a few minutes, she went rigid, her eyes rolling back in her head. Alucard felt her inner muscles clench and unclench repeatedly around her tongue.

Over several long moments, Integra relaxed. Alucard moved up her body, cradling her when they were face to face. She smiled, looking at him through half-open eyes hazily.

“Hello, you. Feeling better?” he teased her, kissing her lightly.

“Much. And I can see you aren’t quite done with me yet,” she responded, thrusting her hips into his. Alucard growled lightly into her neck.

“Are you ready?” he asked her, trying not to lose control and just jump on his mistress.

“Yes. Make love to me, Alucard. Take me—ah!” Integra cried out as he entered her, filling her in one powerful thrust. Alucard gasped, trying not to lose control right there. Integra was always so tight, so hot and wet! He had never been with a woman like her, and he had been with many, many women throughout his centuries. Every time they made love, he was shocked at how long he could hold on, for he always thought he would lose control upon entering her.

Integra held on, wrapping her long legs around her lover’s hips, moaning and crying out in pleasure. She loved it when he took her fast and hard like this. The lovers moved in tandem, passionately rolling their hips back and forth against one another.

“More, more, please!” Integra cried out, gripping onto his shoulders with her fingers, nails digging in and leaving half-moon marks.

“Cum, my love. Now!” Alucard told her, feeling his end rushing at him too quickly. He pulled back just enough to put two fingers where they met and pinched her clit, causing Integra to fall into a second orgasm. Her eyes rolled back again, and she gripped him, crying out and begging for him to join her. Alucard let go, watching his beloved Mistress and shaking as he came deeply within her.

In the afterglow, Integra looked down at her body, shocked at the dozens of passionate marks and nips on her body.

“Well, you certainly felt you needed to mark me, didn’t you?”

“You didn’t mind at the time,” he said, watching her observe her body.

“I don’t now. I’m just wondering how I am going to explain all this to my doctor. I have a physical in the morning.”

#@beyondthemoor #smut monday #alutegra #hellsing

[thirstyforlulu]

Alucard x Reader: For Your Convenience Chapter 5

You opened the door, unsure of what to say. How should you greet them? “Hello, welcome to my master’s house,” no that sounds awful.

The door creaked loudly, practically blocking out your thoughts. With it fully opened, you came face to face with a woman with long blond hair and incredibly piercing blue eyes. Her looks caught you off guard and from the way she raised her brow you did the same to her.

“Hello, has anyone else arrived for the meeting?” She asked, quickly bouncing back from her shock.

“Y-Yes ma’am, but only a few. P-Please follow me,” You said, bowing and gesturing in the direction of the dining hall.

“Wonderful. Walter, take my bags to whatever room I’ll be staying in. Alucard will show you the way,” The woman said to her butler who was politely standing to the side.

They both stepped inside, while the woman stood and waited for you to lead the way, Walter walked off to find Alucard. He seemed to know the way since he headed straight for the sitting room where the others were relaxing.

The woman stretched, taking off her long coat. You went to take it from her, which you figured was what a maid would do, but she stopped you, choosing to hang it on the rack by herself.

“Don’t worry. I can tell you’re not doing this because you want to,” She said, placing a hand on your shoulder.

“Have I made it obvious? I am so sorry please don’t get Alucard involved,” You cried, thinking she was going to report you.

“Relax, I won’t tell anyone. I wonder though, how did you find yourself in this predicament?’ She asked, leading you toward the meeting room.

“I-I wanted to help the village nearby. I promised him myself in exchange for the lives he would take,” You explained while looking down at your feet in shame.

“Interesting, what makes you different from all the ones who came before you?” She asked, rhetorically.

“Pardon?”

“Nothing, my name is Integra. What’s yours?”

“Y/N.”

“I look forward to getting to know you y/n,” She said as you two arrived.

The others walked up to greet her, happily exchanging pleasantries as you returned to your job watching the door.

Next to arrive was a young blonde woman and a tall redheaded man. The girl smiled when she saw you, quickly taking your hand before you could say anything.

“Hello! Who are you?” She asked excitedly.

“My name is y/n, if you’ll follow me I’ll take you to the meeting,” You said, trying to sound professional.

“Awww I like your name. I’m Seras, has Alucard told you about me yet?”

“I don’t think so, but I’m fairly new.”

“That’s alright, it probably just hasn’t come up, I’m his fledgling!”

You’d heard the term before and knew what it meant, but it was still incredibly foreign to you. Alucard turned her? You wondered what the situation surrounding that was like, was it her idea or his?

“Sorry, this is Pip, my fledgling” Seras said, turning and smiling at the redhead.

“That’s wonderful, if you two would follow me.”

They held hands and followed you into the meeting room where everyone else was already seated. Alucard was at the head of the table, Integra to the right with Walter standing alert behind her, and Luke and Jan were to the left but two seats down. Seras and Pip took the empty spaces, greeting the gathered group before sitting down.

The others who came were just random vampires who didn’t really leave any sort of impression on you. They seemed bland, lacking in interesting qualities besides the fangs in their mouths. Some of them treated you like dirt, tossing their coats at you without a thought.

When you lead a male vampire in, Alucard gestured to the bottle of wine sitting on the serving table to his side, letting you know it was time to start pouring. You ran over with a nod, then began carefully pouring glass after glass for the gathered guests. Once you were done, Al pointed to a corner for you to stand in. As you took your place, he stood and tapped his glass.

“Thank you all for coming. It is a pleasure to see you all gathered here. As you all know, there has been a development in Anaroma regarding the artificial vampires, Integra, you have the floor to explain your findings,” He said, starting the meeting.

Finally, it all clicked in your brain. Anaroma, the magic capital of the world, was said to have a witch so powerful she had every vampire in the world under her thumb. This had to be her.

“Thank you, Alucard,” She began, standing and addressing the rest of the room. “For the last 3 months, artificial vampires have been appearing in Anaroma. I was first alerted to their existence when one of them donated their blood to me for a spell and it went awry. I have since devised a spell that will mark any artificials with a red A on the back of their neck. Up until recently, the number of artificials has stayed relatively with a new one appearing once a week or so, but the numbers have changed. Now we’re looking at three or four. Whoever is doing this has become more efficient.”

Seras raised her hand and Integra waved to allow her to speak.

“Do we have any intel on where they might be coming from? Is there a certain part of town they seem to be based in?” She asked.

You noticed one of the vampires raise their glass for a refill so you quickly walked over with the bottle.

“Not that we can tell. I’ve had Walter keep a map of where the artificials lived, but there doesn’t seem to be any discernable pattern.”

Another vampire raised their hand.

“An artificial appeared in Rosta a few days ago. They were killed before we could gather any information however. All we could tell is they were a citizen of the city, but we don’t know of any connections in Anaroma.”

“That could mean they traveled there or whoever is doing this is expanding their little project,” Integra groaned.

Everyone in the room shared worried glances, clearly unnerved by the implications.

“Right now we need to focus on finding out how they are being created. If we can learn the method we can maybe track whoever has access to the resources needed to pull it off. Pip, has your team managed to make any headway?”

Pip shrugged.

“Well, we haven’t managed to create an artificial yet, but we have managed to get close. We found that when injected with the blood of a vampire the patient seems to exhibit signs of vampirism, but it doesn’t seem to be permanent,” Pip explained.

“Given the culture of magic in Anaroma, Vampire blood isn’t that hard to get a hold of. It wouldn’t surprise me if it were involved in the process,” Integra added.

“Walter, look into the market for vampire blood, see if you can pinpoint the major buyers, and report back to us. Pip, I’d like you and your team to tone down the scale of experimentation. Focus on one or two patients that have shown the most promise and stop testing on the others. Everyone else, keep an eye out for new artificials. If you suspect you may have found one contact Integra, so she may perform the spell to know for sure. Does anyone have any other concerns?” Alucard asked.

The others all shook their heads. With that Alucard stood up.

“Well, I think that brings our meeting to a close. If any of you require accommodations for the night please speak with me.”

With that, everyone stood up and began socializing. You were a little overwhelmed to see them all standing. Suddenly the large room appeared tiny and you felt yourself getting lightheaded. Nobody attempted to talk to you thankfully, so you didn’t have to worry about holding yourself together for a conversation.

A male vampire cut through the crowd and approached you, holding his empty glass out.

“Can I get a refill darling?” He asked, getting an eyefull of your outfit.

“S-Sure,” You replied, unable to meet his startling yellow eyes.

As you poured the wine, you began to feel more and more lightheaded with each second. Everything was beginning to go black, the only thing you were aware of was a hand holding you up.

“You smell incredible, it would be foolish to leave without a meal like you,” The vampire said mere inches from your face.

Before you passed out, however, the man dropped you, causing you to fall limply to the ground. The fuzzy feeling in your head disappeared instantly, and you opened your eyes to see what was happening.

Alucard held the other vampire roughly by the arm, twisting it into an unnatural position. The vampire quivered in place, worried for his life.

“To think scum like you would attempt to steal from me. You don’t even deserve the dirt stuck in my soles!” Alucard hissed, turning the man’s arm even further.

“I hadn’t meant any disrespect. I figured this was just another human for us all to feed from. If I had known they were such a precious specimen I would have never-”

“Get out of my house.”

The vampire nodded, grabbing his things and running off like a wounded animal. Everyone who was watching the spectacle turned and pretended not to notice, hoping not to incur his wrath on accident.

He didn’t help you up, instead, Alucard just walked away to return to socializing. You managed to slowly lift yourself back up, nearly losing your balance as your wobbly legs struggled to take on your full weight.

“Here let me help,” Seras said, taking your arm to support you.

Pip took the other, and the two of them led you away from it all and into the sitting room. They carefully lowered you down onto a couch and brought you a glass of water.

“Felling better?” Seras asked.

“Getting there.”

“I’ve never seen him act like that before,” Seras muttered.

“What?” You asked, unsure if you’d heard her correctly.

“Alucard has never cared much for humans, always seeing them as nothing more than food. When he turned me, he said it was because he saw aspects of himself in me, but I wonder what makes him want to keep you?”

You didn’t respond, prompting her to sit up and encourage you to drink more.

“Sorry, I shouldn’t be pushing this information on you. You just sit here and relax, we’re going to turn in. Don’t push yourself,” She said, taking Pip’s hand and leading him off.

You were only able to wave goodbye, too delirious to form a proper sentence. At some point, you managed to dose off as you were awoken with a start by Alucard. He was right in front of you, glaring down with his arms crossed.

“I hope you’ve enjoyed me making a fool of myself to come to your rescue. I’m starting to wonder if your blood is worth the trouble you’re causing me,” He growled.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to-”

“Shut up, the only apology I need from you is silence,” He interrupted, grabbing your chin and turning it to the side.

With your neck exposed, you tensed in fear knowing what was coming next. His fangs pierced your skin like needles pulling a tiny scream from you. As he began to drink, you felt yourself growing weak. You tried to push him off, but it was like trying to move a mountain.

When he pulled away, he had drunk so much your vision was getting blurry.

“You will tend to the guests tonight and tomorrow, but after that, your punishment will continue. He said, getting up and heading towards his room.

You didn’t move, scared that if you did you’d faint. His footsteps stopped a few feet from you and you could hear him shuffle as he turned around.

“Remember, even though I’m not right there, I will be watching you,” He warned then continued his trip to his room.

Once he was gone, you breathed a sigh of relief. Knowing it wasn’t safe to get up yet, you chose to continue laying down with your arm covering your eyes until you felt well enough to move. Your breathing was fast and labored, coming out in loud bursts. You thought you were alone, but then someone appeared in front of you.

“Drink this,” Integra said, handing you a small vial with a silver-colored liquid inside.

You jumped, not expecting her to be there. At first, you were skeptical of the drink, but seeing the determination on her face made you feel better about it. It had a strange fruity taste to it that didn’t really sit right with you, but once you had swallowed it all you felt instantly better.

“Thank you,” You said, handing her the vial back.

“You’re welcome.”

Looking at the floor, you once again found yourself too intimidated to speak, but there was a question burning within you that you just had to ask.

“Why are you helping me?”

Integra smiled standing in front of you.

“Why not? I am interested to see what will become of all of this, and I can’t help but feeling that you’ll be playing an important role in it all,” She replied cryptically.

Before you could ask more, she had walked off in the direction of, you assumed, her room.

#alucard #alucard x reader #for your convenience

[katsbooks]

Tarnished Silver

Young! Walter x Reader

Seras comes across Walter one evening staring at a silver locket and asks him about it. He reveals a time in his past when he wasn’t a lonely man.

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           When Seras didn’t see the elderly man attending to Integra as he usually did, she went looking for him, a little concerned. She found him in his room, looking at something in his hand, a forlorn, yet loving expression on his face.

           “Walter?”

           He started and looked up, his silvery-blue eyes oddly glazed, before he blinked and they cleared. He straightened up, closing his hands around the object in his hands.

           “Yes, Lady Seras? Am I needed?” he asked. She shook her head.

           “No, I was just wondering if you were alright.”

           He gave her a kindly smile, “I’m perfectly fine. Just lost in old memories.”

           Seras stepped into the room curiously. “But you looked sad.”

           Walter gave a soft chuckle and he opened his hands again to look down at the object in them. Seras saw it was a locket, simple and oval shaped and a tarnished silver.

           “I feel sad every time I open this locket. But I also feel so happy remembering….” He trailed off.

           “Remembering…what?” she asked softly, curiously. He smiled and held the locket out to her. Surprised, Seras took it, looking inside it. Inside the locket was an old, yellowed picture of a young man and a woman. Seras quickly figured out that the man was Walter, about forty years younger, his black hair pulled back in a messy ponytail and his silvery eyes smiling up at her. The young woman he held so tenderly in his arms was smiling up at her as well, her eyes seeming to sparkle with humor and mischievousness.

           “Who’s this?” she asked. “She’s pretty.”

           “She was my wife.”

           Seras looked up in surprise. Walter had a wife? This was news.

           “That…was the last picture taken before she was killed,” he said softly. “She was four months pregnant with our first child.”

           “I’m…I’m so sorry, Walter,” Seras said softly. “You must have loved her a great deal.”

           “I did. She was my everything. When she died, I lost something inside of me as well,” he said, taking the locket back.

           “How did you meet?” she asked. Walter smiled and chuckled.

           “Believe it or not, it was around the time I joined the Hellsing Organization. I was fourteen and she was four years younger than me,” he smiled. “She was the daughter of the head maid. Such a sassy little brat she was.”

           “Really?”

           “Oh yes. The first time we met, I ended up arguing with her for an hour straight. Of course I felt silly afterwards, arguing with a ten year old, but what can you do?” he laughed.

           “So…when did you two start dating?” Seras asked, smiling as she watched the old man.

           “Oh, we didn’t start dating until she was twenty. She hated my guts growing up, couldn’t stand me. Probably because I teased her something terrible. She had left when she was fifteen to deal with problems with her father. She came back when she was eighteen and she had definitely grown up quite a bit,” Walter chuckled. “Of course, being a young man, I didn’t think too much on anything but how attractive she was. I actually didn’t recognize her, at first, until after I had started flirting with her. She told me she’d rather suck on a toad than to even consider going out with me and that’s when I knew who she was.”

           “You must have been mortified.”

           “Not really. Actually, I found it most amusing. I started to pursue her after that. I thought she was a saucy, sexy kitten that I wanted to….well, in any case, those thoughts changed to something more intimate over the two years of trying to get her to go out with me,” Walter smiled in memory.

           “What made her change her mind?” Seras asked.

           “I saved her life.”

           “She went out with you because you saved her life?” Seras asked, bewildered.

           “Well, it was more of the circumstances following saving her life that had her agreeing to a date, but yes. She seemed to have had it in her head that I was just teasing her and really didn’t care about her. She had been attacked by some of Millenium’s vampires while out on an errand and I barely got to her in time…”

           She honestly didn’t know why they hadn’t sent out Walter to do these ridiculous errands. She wasn’t even a maid, she was a secretary, and a barely able one at that. She gave a huff of annoyance, shifting her grip on the bag in her arms.

           “Stupid Walter! Just because he’s Master Hellsing’s favorite, I swear…” (Y/n)) muttered. Yeah, she was bitching because she didn’t want to do errands. It made her feel better.

           (Y/n) sighed and turned down the dimly lit street that led to the bank. She was to drop off the last letter to the bank, then she could go back home. She made a face. Back home to that irritating man.

           A low groan made her pause in surprise. Was there someone else out here? She looked around curiously, wondering where that noise had come from. “Hello? Is someone there?” she called out, hugging the bag against her chest. The low groan that answered sent chills down her spine.

           (Y/n) turned, Master Hellsing would have to send out the letter in the morning. Whatever it was that was making that noise, she didn’t want to meet it.

           A hand grabbed her shoulder suddenly, making her scream in surprise and drop the bag, turning to find the grey, dead face of a ghoul. She knew what it was, everyone that worked in the Hellsing Organization had to know. However, (Y/n) was not a fighter and she did not carry weapons on her.

           She shoved at the ghoul, knocking it back and she turned to run. She was horrified to find that there were more behind her, looking hungry and eager. (Y/n) was surrounded and unarmed.

           “Help! Somebody!” she shouted, backing up against the wall of the building she was beside, flinching when a ghoul reached out to grab her.

           The ghoul’s arm seemed to explode and blood splattered on her white blouse, making her gasp.

           “You ghouls truly don’t know any better, do you?” a familiar, smooth voice came from the shadows and she saw the glint of a monocle in the growing darkness.

           “W-Walter!”

           “Hello, Kitten. I have to ask that you not move. I don’t want to get you entangled in my wires,” he said, as calm as you please. (Y/n) took note of the warning and she stayed pressed against the wall, watching at Walter sliced through the ghouls easily with his wires. She finally felt sick to her stomach and shut her eyes, listening to the blood splash as it hit the pavement and other bodies.

           It grew silent and she hesitantly opened her eyes, jumping when she saw Walter standing right in front of her.

           “You’ve certainly seen better nights,” he mused, reaching up to brush back a piece of hair from her forehead. “I told the Master it wasn’t safe to send you without me or Alucard.”

           (Y/n) said nothing. For once, she agreed with him and, while that annoyed her, she was actually quite glad that Walter was there for once. It was comforting to have such a familiar face there.

           “…(Y/n)? Are you alright?” Walter asked, his brows furrowing in concern. She shook her head and surprised the young man by wrapping her arms around his torso. “Kitten?”

           “…I was scared…I thought I was by myself…I thought they were going to…” she trailed off with a whimper. Walter’s surprised expression softened and he wrapped his arms around her, offering her protection and comfort.

           “I won’t let anything like that happen to you, (Y/n). You’re safe, I promise,” he murmured.

           “….you really promise?” she asked, lifting her head to look up at him and Walter saw, for the first time, the vulnerable girl that she really was. He reached up and stroked her cheek softly.

           “Yes. I really promise.”

           It was mostly quiet as they walked home, the bag (Y/n) had dropped having been salvaged after the attack and in her arms again. She glanced at Walter from the corner of her eye, taking in his tall appearance. She had to admit to herself, Water really was quite handsome and she had secretly always thought so.

           She quietly thought this, and the event that just happened, over in her mind, before she hesitantly said, “Hey Walter?”

           “Mm?” He hummed, letting her know she had his attention.

           “That…offer for dinner tonight….is it still open?”

           “…two years after we started dating, we were married,” Walter said.

           “Only two years? After all that time of not being able to stand you?” Seras exclaimed, a little amazed. He chuckled good-naturedly.

           “Oh, I found out that she really had a crush on me the entire time. She just hadn’t cared for my egotistical attitude. My Kitten….she was something special,” he said with a sad smile. “She gave unconditional love and only ever expected that in return.”

           “…how long were you two married?”

           “Ten years,” he smiled brightly.

           “It took ten years for her to get pregnant?” Seras asked, raising a brow.

           “No, the idjits were too busy with Hellsing to think too much about a kid.”

           Both Walter and Seras jumped in surprise.

           “Alucard, that’s not a very nice thing to do,” Walter scolded as Alucard smirked from his position against the far wall. “Eavesdropping is quite rude.”

           “My apologies. I heard you were talking about Kitten, so I was curious.”

           “Oh, you knew her too, Master?” Seras smiled.

           “Knew her? Yeah, who didn’t? She was a spitfire when pissed and boy was it fun to tick her off,” he laughed. Walter shook his head.

           “You know she hated being teased.”

           “Which was why I did it.”

           “And Sam got onto you for it every time.”

           Alucard gave a genuine smile at the mention of his previously long-lost mate.

           “Yeah, now there’s a hellcat.”

           “Even Sam knew her?”

           “Sam and (Y/n) were best friends,” Alucard smiled. “It was hard to separate the two of them, really.”

           “I usually kept her from getting into trouble,” Sam’s voice echoed from the doorway. “She was such a mouthy little witch, it’s amazing that Master Hellsing let her stay before you two were married.”

           “Witch?” Seras questioned. “That’s not a very nice thing to call your friend.”

           The other three chuckled.

           “No, no. (Y/n) was an actual witch,” Alucard chuckled. “I believe another term was Wicca, though her magic was much stronger than that.”

           “Oh…you never mentioned that, Walter!”

           “It was never brought up. She was never a fighter and she refused to use her abilities. (Y/n) didn’t care about being a witch, she just found it more a nuisance than anything,” Walter said. “(Y/n) only ever used her magic to heal. She was too gentle to use it against someone else.”

           “Huh…so, moving on, why did you wait ten years to try to have a child?” Seras asked.

           “Alucard somewhat summed it up. We were honestly very busy with the organization, it never really crossed our mind. And then out of nowhere, (Y/n) just tells me she wants to have a child and…well, a few months later, we found out she was pregnant,” Walter smiled warmly.

           “He’ll never admit it, but during those few months, they were going at it like rabbits,” Alucard grinned, making Seras blush.

           “Honestly, must you be so crude?” Walter scowled. “Well…at least I could say I made sure my woman was very, very satisfied.”

           “Way too much information, Walter!” Seras whined, making him laugh as another memory flashed through his mind.

           A breathy giggle echoed in the dimly lit room, followed by a deep, masculine chuckle. Two figures shifted underneath the covers of the large bed. The larger figure ducked out of sight underneath the blankets and a moment later the woman gasped and jolted.

           “W-Walter! Ah!” she moaned, fisting the sheets as her husband’s wicked tongue laved at her sensitive pearl. He chuckled, the sound vibrating through her and she moaned again.

“You sound so sweet like this, my lovely,” he purred, nipping at her thigh before he crawled over her to give her a searing kiss. (Y/n) wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him close as she kissed him back eagerly.

She groaned as he slid into her, pushing deep and rubbing sensitive nerve endings. She moaned his name breathlessly, rocking her hips in time to his slow, but powerful thrusts. His hands trailed along her body, stroking sensitive areas he knew would make her cry out and clench around him.

It didn’t take much to have her arching and climaxing with a breathless cry and Walter groaned, moving faster and harder into her, desperate to orgasm as well.

When (Y/n) climaxed again, Walter gave a deep groan and his back arched, his orgasm nearly knocking him breathless.

Walter smiled a little bit. He missed touching her soft skin and her sweet scent.

           “Walter?”

           “Hm? Sorry, lost in thought again,” he chuckled.

           Seras smiled a little, “Understandable.”

           “We were so happy. I was going to be a father, (Y/n) a mother!”

           “…but….?”

           “…but it wasn’t meant to be,” he murmured, his smile dying. He looked at the photo of his wife and himself, his hands resting on the tiny swell of her stomach. “Millennium found out that she was a witch. They wanted to use her, or experiment on her, I don’t really remember. They attacked her while she was out on an errand….they didn’t even care that she was pregnant.”

           Walter’s lip trembled a little.

           “She was so scared….they had her tied to a post when we got there. A witch’s weakness is fire and they somehow knew that. She looked so glad and relieved when she saw me, and I thought, ‘It’s going to be alright, they’re going to be just fine,’ and I freed her with my wires because I couldn’t get close enough yet….the one that captured her…I can’t think of his name, but his face haunts me still…he caught her as she ran to me…and ran her through with his sword twice. Once, through her lower stomach…and once through her chest.”

           She had such a look of relief on her face as she ran towards him, Walter turned to embrace her when the Captain running the operation grabbed her. He turned her around to face him and Walter heard the sickening sound of a blade being shoved through flesh. He watched in horror as the sword tip pushed through her lower back, having entered from her lower stomach, where her womb was, before it was yanked out. She looked at the Captain, pleading desperately, but he had only laughed and ran her through again, this time through her chest.

           Walter didn’t even realize it was his scream of rage and horror that echoed around them as he charged towards them, wrapping his wires around the Captain in a few short movements. (Y/n) fell as the Captain was yanked away, torn to shreds by the wires in a shower of blood. Walter didn’t care if the creature was still alive or not, he was focused on (Y/n), skidding in her blood as he stopped beside her, kneeling down to carefully take her in his arms.

           She was still alive, but barely, her lovely dark eyes barely glittering as she looked at him. She gave him a soft, but weak smile.

           “It…doesn’t…hurt…” she whispered. Walter felt hot tears start to fall down his cheeks. “I don’t…I don’t think the baby felt anything, either….it’s okay….”

           “No, (Y/n)….no, you can’t do this to me…” he whimpered.

           “Shh…” She reached up and cupped his cheek, stroking it gently. “I love you, Walter.”

           “I love you. Please don’t leave me.”

           “….please kiss me,” she murmured. “Please, love.”

           Walter swallowed a sob as he leaned down to kiss his wife one last time. He felt it when her heartbeat stopped and her last breath left her lungs and he pulled from the kiss to hold her still body against his chest, rocking back and forth as he let out a cry of anguish.

           Walter looked up when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Sam stood beside him, her expression sad as she looked at him. He realized his cheeks were wet; he had been crying.

           “She would have wanted you to move on, Walter. And you’ve done so beautifully,” she murmured. “(Y/n) was happiest with you, and it would have made her so glad to know you continued to live.”

           “….it still hurts….knowing she’s not here with me….” He whispered. Sam sat down and hugged him, Seras joining the hug.

           “I know,” Sam said softly. “But…you’ll continue on, Old man. Until Millennium is gone, right?”

           Walter was quiet for a moment, and he felt the slightest tinge of guilt, before he looked up at her and gave a small smile.

           “Right.”

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I wrote this a while ago and had it posted on Ghosts of the Vanguard and DeviantArt, but finally decided to post it on Tumblr. Walter is my sugar daddy, yo. Traitorous ass or not, I loves him.

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Moonlit Strolls

Chapter Seven: Saturday

     My body lurched forward of its own volition, my stomach berating me angrily about how dumb I was to accept Alucard's invitation. I glanced over at him, calm as ever, hand on my arm to keep me steady. Of course he'd be fine for interdimentional travel, but I was starting to seriously have doubts about how safe it was for my all too human body. Finally, I righted myself and blinked to see the same young blond woman from the club. She smiled happily at me, hands linked together behind her back.

    "Hiya! You must be Oliver!" she greeted excitedly. "I'm Seras Victoria," she added, offering a gloved hand.

    I quietly shook it, caught off guard by her blue eyes. Was she one of them or not? "N-Nice to meet you," I finally responded, clearing my throat.

    "Seras is a draculina," Alucard informed me, seeing the confusion clear on my face. "My only sired."

    "Ah, okay... Uhm... hi," I mumbled again, offering a small smile.

    "By the way, love your hair," she added quickly as Alucard started walking towards a large mahogany dresser. "Is it natural?"

    I paused a moment before laughing. "Uh, yeah, actually... My mom had the same hair," I admitted, rubbing the back of my neck. "Uhm, well, I was wondering if or uh when we could--"

    "You need to eat," Alucard interrupted, silently closing the last drawer. "When was the last time you ate?"

    I glanced over at Seras, who cocked her head to the side, probably wondering the same thing. I shifted uncomfortably. It was true, I was hungry, but the thought of Jake weighed heavily on my mind and I needed to see him. Suddenly, and overwhelming rush of nausea and anxiety struck my hard and I found myself sitting on a nearby chair, though I could have sworn the chair was further away before.

    "O-Oliver?" Seras called out worriedly, moving closer to rub my back.

    I was bent forward, holding my stomach. The sensation of suffocation passed and I slowly sat up, carefully opening my eyes to see Alucard knelt down in front of me, watching me with a surprisingly soft expression. It caught me off guard and I hesitated before he suddenly stood and offered a gloved hand.

    "You're eating."

    "A-Alu--"

    "Don't fight me on this," he ordered. "You're no use to anyone, least of all Jake, passing out or dead."

    It wasn't too long later that I was sitting at a long table. Alucard was at the head, I was on his right and Seras was on his left. The silence was heavy and thick and all I could think about was the fact that somewhere in this massive building was my best friend, possibly in a lot of pain and suffering. I stared silently down at my soup, but then had to turned my head, the smell upsetting my stomach more.

    "Oliver? You look a little flush," Seras pointed out softly.

    I glanced over at her, eyes flickering down to her own bowl with a small residual ring of blood near the top. Alucard was leaning back in his chair, fingers linked on his stomach. His head was facing away, but his eyes were fixated on me.

    "I'm uh... I'm okay, but I'm just... I'm nauseous," I mumbled softly, shaking my head. "I can't eat while Jake is somewhere around here... possibly in pain, probably scared out of his mind... I can't sit here while he's.."

    "I get it," Seras responded, reaching across the table and placing her hand on mine. "If we bring you to see him, will you please eat something after?"

    Taking a deep breath and a moment, I slowly nodded. "Yeah..."

    "This place is a maze, how do you find your way so easily?" I asked, glancing over at the blond walking next to me.

    Alucard was in front of us, long legs striding easily through the halls as if gravity had no affect on him at all. Any soldier we passed made room, or even stopped to let us pass by. Even the paintings themselves seemed to bow to his very presence and I wondered what he'd done to make the very essence of this house bend to his will.

    "You'll get used to it eventually. I still get lost sometimes," Seras whispered, offering a playful smile.

    I returned the gesture with a strained mimic and simply focused my gaze on Alucard's back, unsure of where else to look, plus it was almost comforting to look at. The walk was long and also too much to bear; I thought I'd go crazy from the waiting, but then Alucard suddenly stopped and I almost bumped into him.

    "We're here," he stated, glancing back at me, a small grin overtaking his lips.

    "O-Okay... what uhm... is he..."

    "He's alive, aware and very agitated," he answered, looking back at the iron cast door with strange engravings laced throughout. The vague memory of my research came pouring back and so did the talks of silver's affects on werewolves.

    "Is he uh... is he all werewolf or--"

    "Yes. Although she was half, the same principle applies for turning someone. She did not drain his blood, therefore he wasn't turned into a ghoul or into a vampire," Alucard said, turning to face me more. "Are you ready?"

    My gaze dropped down to my hands, which I just realized here shaking. I balled them, gripping them into tight fists, trying to stop the shaking, the tremors. Gloved hands found their way to mine and and I looked up to see Seras' big blue eyes staring gently into my own.

    "He's your friend, yeah? You love him, yeah? Then you'll be strong for him. You /are/ strong enough for him," she said softly. "You got this."

    When she removed herself, I looked down at my hands once again and they were finally still, so I met Alucard's gaze and I nodded, so he opened the large door with no resistance. The sound of scraping rang clear up the stairs, from the darkness. Deep, guttural growls echoed in the no doubt vast area and the clinking of chains chilled my bones and I hesitated. It sounded like a large dog was down there, in the darkness, but then I remembered there really was a large dog down there in the darkness. My best friend was now one of the things that go bump in the night and it froze my body to the very core. Was I strong enough? Was I really strong enough to see him like this? Broken and battered? A deep breath in. A deep breath out. I started down the steep stairs, hand lightly trailing on the wall.

    "J-Jake?" I called out, stopping at the foot of the stairs.

    A presence behind me told me Alucard had followed down the stairs.

    "He's in a cage," he told me slowly, face awfully close to my own.

    Lights suddenly turned on, though for only half of the large room. Something slunk back into the darkness of an expansive cage, wrapped in silver chains. I glanced back at Alucard, who gestured casually towards the cage, only moving towards the cage when I did.

    "Jake...?" I called out, somewhat more sure. "Jake, it's me, Ollie. Your friend?"

    I stood a few inches from the cage, unsure about how close I could get. Suddenly, a foot came out of the shadows. It was tanned and had chipped black nail polish on the nails, which looked more like talons right then. He was still wearing his jeans from work, splattered and doused with blood. A chiseled belly came into the light, movements unsure and confused.

    "Jake..."

    The man in the cage stopped completely before he could fully come out of the darkness.

    "Jake, please come out? I just want to see if you're okay," I said softly.

    Finally, the body continued. Familiar black hair came into view draped over his shoulders and my heart broke to see the large, biting gouge wound that had already scarred over on his neck, extending to his left shoulder and chest. His eyes were different too, rough, tired and red. He looked at me strangely, eyes wide. He moved a few more steps towards me and I returned the gesture, placing a hand on the bars in the hopes he would come to me. Without warning, arms wrapped around my waist and yanked me backwards just as Jake lunched at the bars, long arms reaching through, claws just barely scraping my skin. Alucard and I tumbled backwards, landing on the much taller man hard, though he didn't seem to care.

    "He won't be himself every again," Alucard murmured in my ear. "You will have to accept that soon or you'll never be okay."

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Moonlit Strolls

Chapter Eight: Sunday

     "And where were you yesterday?"

    The daring look in sharp blue eyes kept me silent, though I glanced over at the tall, black haired man standing next to me, a playful grin on his face. Apparently Integra had come back from her meeting not long after we went down into the basement, where my best friend was now some strange creature who might never recognize me again.

    "With him," he answered casually, looking over the top of his sunglasses at the blond.

    She squinted behind round glasses at him, calculating something with a flicker of annoyance bouncing around her head. She didn't seem to like that answer and honestly I couldn't figured out why. Wasn't it she who ordered him to stay with me while I was at my home? I glanced over at him yet again, hoping I hadn't gotten him in trouble over something small. But there he was, still grinning at her like he had some little secret he wasn't about to share with her. Finally, Integra turned her attention to me and I straight somewhat.

    "Mr. Slater. There are some things we need to discuss about your friend, Mr. Clayton, who I am told you've already met with today," she started, fingers bridged on the desk she was sitting behind. "Walter and I have come up with a plan. It is a simple plan with one point: If Mr. Clayton doesn't recognize you by the end of this week he will die."

       I swallowed hard, my stomach twisting in a way that almost made me puke. I felt all eyes on my and I all I could do was drop mine to the ground. Kill him? Just like that? My hands were shaking again, both tightly clenching the other. I closed my eyes, tightly, trying to think about anything other than that.

    "You can't will this away, Mr. Slater. I have no use for a deranged werewolf," Integra said coarsely. "Also, we will need to run some tests on you. There is a reason you're being targeted," she sighed. "Blood and DNA tests are all we will need for now."

    "For now? What else are you planning on taking?" I asked incredulously, eyes brimming with tears; not for me, but for Jake. "What else could you possibly take from me?"

    "I am not taking anything," she barked. "I am giving you a chance to save your friend and a chance to figure out why everything is trying to kill you. Do not tell me I am taking anything. Get out of my sight."

    I briskly turned and left, Alucard on my tail. I didn't stop until we arrived to my temporary room and I slumped against the wall, leaning forward to put my hands on my knees. Integra was a tough person to deal with, clearly, but this wasn't a subject she could brutishly shove through. I barely noticed Alucard sitting on my bead, elbows resting on his knees and his arms limp between his legs. He watched me silently for a few moments.

    "Red."

    "W-What?" I mumbled, head hanging low.

    "Come here."

    I slowly looked up at him, too tired to move. I couldn't read him and I couldn't see his eyes so there was no way of telling what he was thinking. Finally, I pushed my self off the wall and sat on the bed beside him.

    "I told you my master was not a woman to be trifled with."

    "Yeah, I know..." I grumbled. "Thanks for that 'I-told-you-so', by the way," I sighed, flopping backwards onto the bed. "What do I do?"

    He grinned down at me from over red and orange sunglasses. "Fix your friend."

    I glanced up at him tiredly. What was he up to? What was his real agenda? Maybe for once someone trying to help me didn't have one and maybe that was alright, but not likely. I closed my eyes, willing the room to disappear for a while.

    "But, first, you promised to eat."

    I opened my eyes again and my heart skipped a beat. Dark red eyes were hovering right above my own, nose teasingly close and lips, oh his lips were right there.

    "W-What are you doing," I mumbled, afraid that if I moved my lips too much they'd meet with his own.

    "Trying to figure out why you're sleeping in such a weird position. Anyways." A long arm snaked under me, at the small of my back and he forced me to sit up again. "Food. Now."

    "Fine, fine, fine, I just--s-stop," I sputtered, scrambling off the bed and moving far away from him. "Just... don't," I mumbled, hunching my shoulders. A knock on the door graced the awkward silence that followed and I quickly moved to open it. "Seras. Thank god. Let's go eat," I suggested, grabbing her hand and hurrying away from the tall man now removing himself from the bed.

    "Do you have to do this right now?" Seras asked the small group of doctors standing ready with blood-withdrawing tools.

    I looked down at my mostly finished meal and quietly wiped my mouth. "No, it's all right, Seras. I'm done anyways. Thank you for the company."

    "Oh, uh, okay...." she responded, standing now. "Well, I should get some sleep. If you need anything, don't hesitate to find me," Seras told me, patting my back for slipping away.

    The blood drawing didn't take too long and all I could think about was Jake. Was anyone feeding him? After the doctors left, I went into the kitchen, hoping for something to bring him. There were quite a few cooks in the room and they all stopped to acknowledge my presence. I wondered if Integra had anything to do with it, but when I asked for something for Jake, they made something fairly quickly. I thanked the group and went back downstairs, only knowing where I was going based on paintings we'd passed before. A few times I'd lost my way, realizing I had stared at the vampire's back a lot of the way, but eventually I found the iron and silver door.

    "Jake?"

    At the bottom, in front of the cage, I stood, listening to the harsh clinking of chains, plate of food in hand.

    "Jake, I brought food," I said quietly. I noted a small door towards the bottom of the massive cage and carefully slid the food in.

    A few moments of silence and the clinking of chains returned with Jake himself being produced from the shadows. He silently slunk over, unsure of what to do when he saw me. Confusion was clear on his face as he carefully moved to the food. Jake started to pick up the chicken with his hands and eat, but then he saw the fork. I could see the the gears turning and he set the meat back down on the plate and tore it apart that way. I smiled a little, happy he wasn't completely gone.

    I watched him quiet while he ate, sitting in front of the cage, about a foot away. I wasn't sure what to say to him. When he was done, he sat and watched me in turn, legs criss-crossed. He moved closer, scooting across the floor. Suddenly, I noticed the lines under his eyes and I frowned deeply.

    "You'll get better, Jake. You have to," I sighed.

    "You look like you're working hard."

    I jumped, toppling a small pile of books. I quickly piled them back up and stood, meeting blue eyes with glasses. It took a lot not to sit back down, waiting silently for her to do or say something. When I saw she wasn't budging, I let out a quiet sigh.

    "You'll excuse me if I'm none too please to see you right now," I finally said.

    "Oh I'm used to it," she chuckled, moving closer and looking at the books I was reading. "Here."

    The tall woman set an old book whose cover was practically falling apart. She watched me carefully, gauging my reaction.

    "It was my grandfathers. The only book this mansion has about werewolves," she admitted. "You'll not find anything else in this room, but you can try," she said, seeing me glance over at the book tiredly. "That's not the only reason I came, however. I'm inviting you to lunch."

    I looked at her fully now and paused, unsure of her reasoning.

    "I'm... not really hungry," I told her quietly.

    "Okay, well, it's been several hours since you've last eaten and I do believe you had blood drawn. You're run yourself ragged at this rate," she pointed out. "But, suit yourself."     I watched her start to leave, surprised at how caring she actually seemed. It was quite back and forth with her sometimes, but maybe she really did have a more human side. I returned my gaze to the old book on the table and picked myself up from the chair.

    "Ah, wait a moment and I'll join you."

    I quietly picked at my food, mind racing with everything that had been happening over the passed week. Sleep seemed to escape my grasp for about three nights now and perhaps Integra was right: I was running ragged.

    "Walter's food isn't /that/ bad."

    I refocused my gaze on her, a little startled. "I... what?"

    "You're not eating still."

    "Oh, uhm... sorry, I just... it's a lot, I suppose," I sighed, pushing my hair back over my shoulders. "A lot and all of a sudden," I laughed.

    "I understand..." she admitted softly. "It's a big world hidden in the darkness and not everyone is equipped to cope with it. You... seem very close to Mr. Clayton," Integra mentioned, calmly cutting through her chicken.

    "You can call him Jake, if you want," I told her, mindlessly stirring my soup. "And yeah, we've been friends for a while, since highschool," I recalled, smilingly fondly. "He's been my knight in shining armor since the first time he saved me from a couple of bullies who'd shoved me in a locker."

    "A locker? You're thin, but... a locker?"

    "I was actually pretty short my freshman year," I chuckled. "I guess short and thin and trans makes for an easy target," I shrugged, looking back down at the soup.

    Integra was silently watching me for a moment or so before having Walter light a cigar. "That does sound like it could have been terrible for you, but at least you have Jake now," she commented. Her attention was drawn to some movement out of the corner of her eye and she saw one of the doctors waiting patiently at the door. She beckoned him over and they talked for a quick moment as she looked over some papers. The blond woman waved for the doctor to leave before setting the papers down on the table, leaning back in her chair. "As far as I or the doctors can tell, you've nothing medically special about your blood. You're O- and slightly anemic which may explain why you keep passing out, but other than that you're normal," she sighed, taking a puff of her cigar.

    I wasn't sure whether to be happy or upset and I had the feeling she wasn't sure how to feel either. A definite answer would have made this easier, but we would just have to deal with it as is.

    "These creatures want something from you that they can all withstand to ingest, which is quite rare considering how many different half breeds there were." She foxed her gaze on me, though was clearly lost in thought.

    When too many moments passed, I quietly stood.

    "If it's all right, I would like to see Jake and grab him some food," I told her quietly.

    "Of course. Walter, bring him something for Jake. Has there been any progress?" she inquired, quirking an eyebrow.

    "Yeah, actually. He ate his last meal with a fork," I informed her. How sad is it that I was excited about such a simple thing.

    "I see. Well, I wish you luck. I don't wish to be the bad guy in this scenario, but you understand why it has to be done," she commented, standing and casually walking in the other direction, Walter following suit.

    There was a moment I forgot the position Jake was in and I was sitting against the cage, back pressing against it. I didn't notice the munching sounds had stopped and I didn't notice the subtle clanking of chains right behind me. What I /did/ notice was slender, clawed hands out of the corner of my eye, coming out of the cell. I didn't have enough time to move out of the way as his hand was coming towards me at a rapid pace, but then it suddenly slowed. I paused, heart racing. Finally, the hand cupped my face and turned me towards the owner so I was facing the cage. His thumb softly rubbing my cheek and I met soft purple eyes.

    A sudden clanging of the door opening startled both he and I and he quickly pulled his hand away, accidentally scratching me in the process. I pulled back, covering the wound with my hand, feeling blood pouring through my fingers. Long arms found themselves around my body and Alucard pulled me away from the cage.

    "Looking for some excitement in the middle of the day?" he growled, arms wrapped protectively around me.

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