#I hate corn

[someonenamedriptide]

I don’t like the corn man. But yeah, mephone4 doodles

#inanimate insanity #inanimateinsanity #Mephone #mephone4 #inanimate insanity mephone4 #art #fanart #inanimate insanity Fanart #:3 #explodes #corn dni #I hate corn #let him say fuck #steve cobs

[torturedgod]

this took 6 different fucking tries to post i hate jt here.

post on instagram

post on badappdotcom

#torturedgod #torturuart #art #digital art #oc #horror #surreal #I HATE CORN #original character #wendigo

[tsukasastavern]

“ Welcome one and all to the BEST kitchen in the world! For todays order, I have prepared the most exquisite ingredients to make a delicious treat even your great grandmama would enjoy in the Great Depression! ”

“STEP ONE! Take a can of creamed corn and dump it into a large oven safe pan!”

“…I think mine is a tad expired. Anyways, add frosting to cover up the mistakes!!”

“oh god it looks worse. uh… Put it in oven at 350 and lets hope it looks better…!!!”

“what the fuck”

“I dont even know what the fuck happened so just slap some red velvet cake on it and call it a day! Thank you for tuning in to Tsukasa’s Diner, I was Tsukasa- See you again soon!”

#tsukasastavern #tsukasa tenma #totally real cooking #mhm #im being held at gunpoint right now #i dont even like corn #i hate corn #fuck you corn

[teamfortresstwo]

If I became CEO of marvel I’d have a movie where the post credits scene is just me eating corn for like a minute straight and then nothing else.

#i hate corn

[jayjazzjizz]

I FUCKING HATE CORN DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH THAT SHIT

#i hate corn #cornhate #corndni #corn

[deepestturtlepielover]

✨I think I will cause problems on purpose ✨

#homestuck #and Star trek?! #gonna type a crossover #i need this fanfic #and I’m drank too much so it’s now gonna happen #oh my gawd #shepherds pie with corn is gross #I hate corn #fuck you corn #so many ideas #so little time #(●ↀωↀ●)

[nachosforfree]

Post: you NEED to eat more than 2 types of vegetables I DONT CARE IF YOURE AUTISTIC IM AUTISTIC TOO AND CAN DO IT WHICH MEANS YOU DEFINITELY CAN TOO!!! Just find a way to make them taste good Its literally sooo easy!!!!

The notes: yeah! Here's some ways you can do that: *lists 1000 mouth torturing methods*

#no thank you methinks ill continue only letting corn and broccoli infiltrate my diet #i hate when one autistic person manages to get over/find away around one of their symptoms (sensory issues here) and decides to make it #other autists problems lmao #is onion and peppers veggies if so i also eat those

[0xochitlsketches0]

As the poets say, You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round~ ✨

#me looking at my corn dogs in the microwave #anyways ✨ turn arounds bby!!! #plz don’t look too hard there are so many mistakes 💀 #I didn’t have time to fix them so these will have to do 😭 #one of the birds is like #a second off from the other #so they sink up every now and then before spiraling out of control then link back up again skfhdjkdn #non flame pyre is my fav #baby girl looks so good 🥺🥺🥺 #donno what happened to the rest of these uglies 💀 #I hate hate hate turn arounds so I hope the next time I have to do this I’ll be dead ✌️ #turnarounds #eureka rambles

[omg-snakes]

mustard man

#do you know the mustard man? the mustard man? the mustard man? #yes I know the mustard man #he hates me in my face #snake #snakes #reptile #reptiles #reptiblr #corn snake #corn snakes #peppercorn bing bong #peach corn snake #he doesn't actually hate me he just has anxiety #brassicaceae #wild mustard

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

#‘it’s like coffee but not good’ #while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee #it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee #and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly #which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does #anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath #to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!! #but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent #green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants #chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say #IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea #ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot #not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea #I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water. #anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey #and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart #it’s like gen mai cha but even more #congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation

[glamorousdame]

Starlo doodles - slight redesign. He is so sillay goofy funny. Might repost this later if I decide to color it!

PACIFIST ENDING SPOILERS ⚠️

I beat Pacifist the other day and sat on my bed then wanted to cry. Initially, Clover's death made me wanna die from crying so harde but also got goosebumps at Ceroba's fight.

We all gangsta until the intro of the final phase keeps replaying after you keep dying I was sobbing how many times my damaged fingers had to skip that dialogue over and over.

No but before Clover's mind was taken to the void I felt so bad for Star when Ceroba and Martlet started mildly fighting. "Fools let's just calm down and stop screaming before Clover wants to die for us😭😭😭"

Honestly I respect a lot of characters in that game a BUNCH. Dalv is chill, vibed with him and wanted to hug him. Martlet, also wanted to hug her and squeeze her then punch her in the face but positively. I have a really strong 2nd hand embarrassment thing for other characters, fictional or not so I get so humiliated along with them. Star doesn't know how to not get me so riled up w that istg kill him slowly. Vibed with Ceroba also. I rlly like her character, no matter how silly she is for nearly murdering her daughter. <3 I have respect for Flowey also. AXIS IS FUNNY also that chase music ost bro I vibed so good while running away from a killer robot. Sounded like running against steel and metal. Perfect. I WAS PEEVED AT HIS ACTUAL FIGHT THOUGH. He tested my patience so badly with his stupid recharging ball of light whenever I missed him throttle the robot NOW, NOW!!!

Uh that's all I don't wanna make this too long. If you got this far reading this I reward you with another Starlo doodle. I gave him big ahh hands bc he's a farmer so👍 Uh. I hope you don't die tonight. Stay hydrated um idk

#starlo uty #undertale yellow starlo #ceroba #ceroba ketsukane #both staroba and uh corn yaoi i think its called are so mwah #is there a different name for StarloxDalv just curious #uty axis #my art <3 #my art #fanart #undertale yellow #undertale piss lmfao #get starlo out of my house and out of my head NOW PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU #dont #do #idk #i hate myself/j

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

ya'll what is goin' on in the uty section of tumblr.

what is goin' on with the shippers

Usually tumblr is like one of the most chill places for fandom shit ever but going in the uty ship tags,,,

"MY ship is better, YOURS doesn't make sense blah blah etc"

literally who cares....

you don't like it? don't engage with it. block the tag...

why are you angry.... why are you harassing people who like a ship you don't like...

How does people liking a ship that isn't your ship literally affect you in anyway..........

again, I thought we left this behavior in the 2010's can ya'll like..... not........

#I'm going to make a Starlo polycule out of SPITE. #Ceroba x Starlo x Dalv polycule right now #what're you gonna do about it. huh /lh #rambling #undertale #undertale yellow #uty #corn yaoi #staroba #i don't hate any ship that's consenting and legal #so don't take this as an attack on any ship as a whole #but y'all individuals know who you are....

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN' #also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way. #'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup) #(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

[crocus-cryptid]

Has leftism gone too far? Person of a minority mass blocks those who vocally hate that minority instead of letting them harrass and belittle them. More at 5!

#this isn't a vent post #i just think it's ridiculous when people get pissy that everyone blocks them #buddy. all you do is spew hateful rhetoric. you're a miserable little corn cob of a person #anyway I love mass blocking terfs

[omppupiiras]

behold - corn and peas käärijä. i am an artist

#käärijä #why did i ever hate drawing it's so much fun 😌 #alright time to draw the pink bolero again #peas and corn käärijä

[goo-goober]

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

GO TO BED

#i hate jurgan lightner so fucking much #gerry was right to try to beat him to death #my mutuals #mutuals #i love my mutuals #autism #corn field #asks #magnus archives #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #tma