#I mean I didn't name names

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

#aroace #aromantic #asexual #have i ever told you guys the time i was in pre school and a gang of girls blocked me from getting out of the bathroom in school unless #i said a name of a random boy? no. yeah. and i didn't even knew what a fucking crush or even that i was aroace at the time. wild. #funniest thing was the mean girl try to flirt with said boy and confront me when i didn't even noticed. girl. i didn't even knew we had him #in class... literaly what are you trying to prove?

[septiseph]

a continuation of the "florian, kieran, and an egg" comic

(at least the pokeball isn't broken this time)

EXTRA:

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet violet #pokemon kieran #pokemon drayton #pokemon florian #sghr #kieran/florian #sprigatito #meowscarada #don't think too much about the sprigatito's name; it's just my starter's name #also; I swear that egg comic didn't mean to be a series but I keep getting art ideas #from now on I'll tag all art related to it with #sghr and the cats

[canisalbus]

The juxtaposition of these two posts has me thinking it's Ear from the first post waking them up, and Machete is just like "...I'm really not pleased but I'm also not going to be angry because that's not what Ear needs right now."

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#aaaa nooo I swear I didn't mean for them to have anything to do with each other :'V #I don't think they would look this actively peeved if it was their Ear waking them up #it wasn't Ear's fault #answered #feral-renaissance-cat #in canon kid Machete threw up a million times and was on the other end of this situation more times than he can remember #I have faith he'd be invested in trying to do better job than his parents did #kid named ear

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Mer vs Shroom

Never mess with master wizard of house Telvanni and their Mushroom Tower, ever.

fit my friend, @the-sunlit-earth's adorable Breton OC Brenna <3

#tes #skyrim #tel mithryn #talvas fathryon #neloth #brenna #my friend's adorable oc #tes oc #dovahkiin #oc: jokir #ldb #just in the background #tesblr #i draw a meme #THE mushroom post #i mean it's a level 3 meme #you need to know the tumblr post of mushroom. then the atla take of the shroom post. then my skyrim take of the atla take of the shroom pos #when you threaten the mushroom. the mushroom threat back #we discussed about the potential danger of breathing too many tower's spores and how everyone in house telvanni is crazy XD #i only found out years later after treating the word shroom as a cute shorten nickname of mushroom in every telvanni related post #the word shroom is the street names for psychedelic mushroom #i didn't mean to call all telvanni shroom-ple i'm sorry but not that sorry bc it's kinda funny

[furylad]

how is the ofmd fandom coping with the fact that Izzy Enjoyers were right about literally everything and the first three eps are just The Izzy Hands Show? I've peeked at Izzy hate blogs and have been amused that it seems like they're just pretending none of those scenes happened and are just latching onto the one Stede/Ed scene while ignoring. literally everything we just saw

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #I just can't help but notice the lack of the usual suspects whining about Izzy in the tags hmmmmmmmmmm curious #it's almost like none of you can say shit now #and you're just going to pretend the last year of fandom toxicity and people making shit up just didn't happen #a lot of you owe Izzy fandom an apology lol #especially the big names who have been dragging on this drama for years #and split the fandom in half over it #but apparently we're just going to act like none of this happened and not acknowledge we were wrong cool

[vioisgoinginsane]

They say twins are more likely to have twins, yknow (cw: pregnancy)

Floyd/jade: How many kids do you want us to have?

Yuu/fem!Reader: hmmm... One. To have and to spoil rotten

*flashfoward to the ultrasound room*

Doctor: Congratulations. It's twins.

Y/n: *turns to her husband* You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

*flash foward to the delivery room*

Doc: so there seems to be a third one incoming...

Y/n: WHAT!?!

Doc: do NOT panic! You are doing great! You've all been doing great!

Y/n: NO YOU DON'T GET IT WE DIDN'T EVEN DISCUSS A THIRD NAME IF I'M NOT THERE HE'S GONNA PICK THE STUPIDEST NAME- AUGHH CRAMP!!

#i could picture jade trying to name his kid after a mushroom altho this might mean i just consumed too many memes #he'd just give you a scare about that #floyd i don't know i feel like he'd be like 'well how am i supposed to know before I've even seen them?' #hold his newborn and be like 'yeah you look like an Ariel' or something #idk man #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twst x yuu #twst x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd x reader #twst octavinelle #i didn't choose the octavinelle brainrot the brainrot chose me #twisted wonderland #fem!yuu #fem!reader

[synthshenanigans]

Idk why I thought of this but its killing me

#juno didn't miss this time damn #also think this is the first time my mind redesign is posted on here #the one with the glass torso at least #also first time in awhile that i feel happy with how i drew heart #also i don't know if those things have different names #electric outlet. power outlet. electrical socket i have no idea #but you know what i mean #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj mind #cj heart #-atlas art- #ive said also like 5 times in this post lol

[ladybugkisses]

now i Don't think Rocky or my sona should have kids, but... .. .....the thought of it got to me 😔

#plus i like designing cat people lmao. anyway AU where rocky makes it to his 30s- #lackadaisy #lackadaisy oc #selfinsert #selfship #art tag #i didn't mean to finish this comic now tbh but it's been sitting in my WIPs file long enough- the tiny beasts have been released!! ! #the boy is named Tobias (everyone just calls him Toby though) and the other girl is Sophie btw :^)

[blue-rose-soul]

AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.

They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.

By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.

#random thoughts #Hazbin Hotel #the Devil's Bastard AU #Hazbin Hotel AU #crack AU #Lucifer Morningstar #Alastor's Mother #Alastor #does Alastor figure out Lucifer's his dad? maybe. maybe not. #'you walked out on me and my mom so I will parent my older sister better than you' just seems like such a funny premise for an au #I went with the name 'Nicaise' because it means something along the lines of 'victorious' and it seemed like a good match with Alastor #Lucifer tastes some of Alastor's jambalaya and suddenly he KNOWS #to be clear I'm not trying to make Lucifer OR Nicaise a bad guy here #Nicaise didn't know he was married #Lucifer got very very wasted and didn't really know what he was doing #he probably woke up on top of somebody's roof before he went home to Lilith and Charlie

[ohitslen]

"My body's all beaten up.

But this love, I can't let you go"

"Love & Peace" by 6FU;

No text and the cover of the single that inspired this 🙌

#Well well well. If it isn't I. Len who disappeared #For my brief return I bring you Trigun and alien stage #bet you didn't see that one comin #In all honesty idk if someone has done this before but i wouldnt doubt it if they have. i mean it just fits. its so perfect. I had to #The song is short and so is the lyrics so give it a listen/read if you can :) #the song was giving Vash for many reasons beyond the name sooo yeah! #They both are incedibly badass. silly and have a prosthetic. tragedy is at their doorstep. it overlaps perfectly what can i say #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #vash #trigun fanart #lenssi draws #trigun maximum

[samuelroukin]

interesting how at first he's the jilted spouse and izzy and ed are likened to the whole jesus/judas thing and now he's a father figure and a vessel for ed to be sad? okay

no fucking comment bro, i know he's not part of the main couple but after everything you (and more importantly at times, con) put into this character you can't even see that you literally did this to him instead of to ed or stede. i'm speechless

source

#i'm sorry i know i just said i didn't want to be the bitter fan but what in god's name went through his head #izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers

[schnuffel-danny]

see you soon, laika

#danny phantom #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #danny phantom fanart #I was gonna put a whole disclaimer in the post abt how this piece has nothing to do with the russian vlad hc #and how I would prefer if people didn't interpret it as such #but it would ruin the aesthetic so for those who read the tags: #to me Vlad's mother was a Czech woman who ran from the soviets to america #I wrote Laika's name in cyrillic because it felt more meaningful to me with that context #I was also inspired by soviet post cards and propaganda posters for this reason #it does have meaning but doesn't necessarily mean the character depicted is russian #thank you #this isn't hate or anything I just don't want to be misinterpreted #love and peace always <3

[canisalbus]

Imagine if Machete was Muslim instead of Catholic. His name would be something like Saif سيف, and Vasco would probably be something like Dhahabi ذَهَبِيّ

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#I don't know Arabic so I can't weigh in that much but if you say so! #it seems like these mean “sword” and “golden” respectively that's neat #Machete wouldn't be able to cling to his Catholic guilt in that case #I don't think Islam has the same concept of original sin that Christianity does #I'm simplifying but it's a belief that humans are born with an innate tendency for evil sinning is part of our nature #and staying on the positive and in God's good graces requires a lot of repentance which can lead to excess guilt and shame #I could be wrong but I'm under the impression that this idea of a manufacturing error is a very Christian thing #sorry I know you didn't sign up to hear me try to talk about big theology things and I don't want to make it weird #but I find this stuff really interesting I unironically like to read and think about how religions work #and how they shape things they come in contact with #in Machete's case in particular his troubled relationship with God and his career choice are big parts of his character #and why he turned the way he did and thinks the way he does you know #answered #kachavashka #Dhahabi is such a regal sounding name #I'd steal that in a heartbeat if I didn't already have one extremely gold-coded character

[inkskinned]

glory be to the topsoil. to the worms. to the private church of mushrooms. what makes for a better angel than the quiet promise of decomposition - that thankless, endless task. returning to the earth: this is a final prayer.

you said to me - we understand so much of history through the lens of how each society handled death. i have been thinking about the funeral industry. about embalming. how the devil is supposed to be almost-human, charming. i was raised on teflon pans. the poison in my blood came from good intentions; sprinkled over pancakes and scrambled eggs. will those particles go, too, when i go?

i keep thinking about how many cultures personify death as being gentle. as being a friend. as being kind-of-beautiful. an outstretched hand. oh, we scowl so much at carrion birds; but they make their nests by the worship of a carcass. something about that feels beautiful to me.

i am often scared. i understand why some people seek immortality, even if it's not something i desire. i spend a lot of time worrying about coffins. i spend a lot of time thinking about how if they dug me up, my bones would tell very little about my soft spots. so many of my friends say - i just want to be a tree. i want to find a quiet space and go home. the other day, we got the bill from the funeral home, and i just stood there, staring. this is death?

you said: it's learning backwards. from how a society approaches death, we might learn how they celebrate life. i worry about what that means, sometimes. about what others will think about us. divorced from our contexts, maybe alien archivists will have a fondness for our tendency to call death sleep. maybe they will write essays titled towards the light: an analysis on how some sects of humanity worshipped solely facing east.

oh, there's so much about my life that won't survive. especially these days. there's so little that lasts in-the-same-shape. oh, if the universe is kind - i want them to know that we loved moss. that we loved lichen. that even decay could be beautiful for us; the little warm space of mulch. how i will go home, one day, in the body of a bird. in a worm. in a leaf.

how when we lay a body in the ground, we say: be at peace.

oh, to go to sleep so gracefully. when i go i want to leave no mark. i want the dirt to take me. // r.i.d & a.b

#spilled ink #@cryptidfucky #this is probably the right time after 10 years of being on this site #to tell u all that i have 5 names actually #bc im hispanic #and i COULD have used my other initials #which would have been RIP #and the fact i didn't is like. i mean like . where's my award #edit in the tags: i don't know anything about anything. ask alex #i collaborated with them here meaning #alex said a bunch of cool shit and i just stood there like :o

[drawbauchery]

thought we'd check in on the Lost in the Hallway(tm) crew

SO it's still the same with the og survivor group joining, but more of the class is hopping aboard too (taka, chihiro, and sakura jumped at the chance). i think the only reason ff relented and allowed the remnants to use their hospital was because all of the thh class pulled sad puppy eyes & promised to take care of them. it's not all roses, but i think whatever wariness/resentment 78 feels towards 77 won't make them turn their backs. they are makoto's class after all.

no no the lil remnants have a more punch-on-sight adversary to watch out for. if not just to make their lives a little more difficult than they need to be ヾ(*´ ∇ `)ﾉ

#strixop #art #danganronpa #bus au #makoto naegi #gundham tanaka #kaito momota #ultimate imposter #teruteru hanamura #hiyoko saionji #kyoko kirigiri #juzo sakakura #had to double check his fuckin name. i hate him #but by golly if i can make this hospital stay even worse than it already is then i WILL #which means i gotta go with the obvious option #btw probably also obvious but future arc from dr3 didn't happen #not that i didn't enjoy it but it just don't fit in this here bus au... #so yeah all these future foundation guys are alive yay #some not yay

[petricorah]

just some casual early morning fishing and some not-so-casual evening pining after your best friend

mini explanation of how this would take place if it were a prequel to the dangers of not confessing comic

After ozai’s defeat, they finally take a break and go on the fishing trip they lied about. And it’s amazing, and fun, and Zuko’s heart is aching throughout every second of it. Because he’s drowning under the weight of his impending duties as firelord. He has Responsibilities. But all he wants to do is be with Sokka and have the time relaxing with the people he cares about, actions that he was deprived of during his youth. And Sokka’s about to be halfway across the world, back at his home, where he belongs. And it would be selfish to ask Sokka to stay. And even more selfish to tell him how he feels when he knows soon the trip will be over, and it will never work between them, and Sokka probably doesn’t even feel the same way. So he stays silent. 

And misses his chance.

#zukka #zuko #sokka #atla #avatar #zukka fanart #myart #tell him zuko tell him before you miss your chance #they didn't catch the fish #avatar fanart #ozai's name isn't capitalized because he doesn't deserve the respect of being a proper noun #also as to why sokka doesn't say anything: i feel like sokka's super outgoing #but he tends to overthink things #suki made the first move with him and yue ended in heartbreak #i think sokka would second guess his judgement of zuko's affections #every time he thinks he knows zuko actually likes him he'd talk himself out of it or overthink the weight of potentially ruining #a friendship that means so much to him #i think sokka has a lot of self doubts and the more he likes zuko the more likely it is he would think zuko would never like him back or be #happy with him #so he never says anything #until years later when he tries to play it off as a joke so he can finally #finally #get over his feelings #hint: he'll be unsuccessful #damn thems a lot of tags