#I’m a chat noir Stan mom
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Crimson and Clover
Chapter 2
This chapter’s working title is “AU where everything is the same except Butters doesn’t know Mysterion’s secret identity” 😅 I was going for a sort of Superman and Lois Lane scenario (or, if you’re too young to understand that reference, a sort of Chat Noir and Marinette scenario)
This was actually the plotline that got me to write this story in the first place! First I thought of just writing this as a one-shot, but then more ideas ideas kept coming, so here we are 😊
Just a quick side note: I have never — ever — used the F-bomb in my stories before (I never even use it IRL), but seeing as this is South Park fanfiction, and since Cartman has some lines in this chapter, I have to make an exception. *sighs dramatically* The sacrifices we make for our art 😩 /j
Anyway, enjoy~ 💖
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Seventh Grade
It was just another regular Friday evening in the sleepy mountain town of South Park. The sun was setting over the horizon, bathing the area in the bright orange hues of dusk. The streets were empty, safe for a few citizens who were returning to their homes after a busy day of work. Barely a sound could be heard, the entire city enveloped in peaceful silence.
Well, the entire city except for the Cartman residence.
“God damnit Stan, hurry up! You’ve been customizing your character for-fucking-ever!”
Kenny groaned as he watched Stan scroll through the game’s weapons inventory for the umpteenth time. When Cartman invited them for a sleepover to play the newest and, according to him, ‘greatest multiplayer game on the planet’, with the added promise that his house didn’t smell too much like old hot dog water anymore, the boy in the orange parka had been ecstatic. He would take any excuse to get away from the shithole he called home and from his parents, who were constantly at each other’s throats. Yet, after waiting to start the game for what felt like hours, he wasn’t so sure anymore. He and Cartman had customized their respective characters in no time, but Stan was being a really picky douche for some reason. Add the fact that they were missing a player — the manual specifically said they needed at least four players for the best playing experience — and the night was definitely beyond ideal. On the upside, he hadn’t lied; his house did smell a lot less bad.
“Give me a sec, I want to make sure my guy has all the best features.” said Stan, his eyes glued to the screen as his thumbs moved the controller’s stick around.
“Psh, like that’s gonna make a difference.” Cartman scoffed as he scooped another handful of Cheesy Poofs into his mouth. “I’m totally gonna beat your ass in the first round.”
“Like hell you are! Besides, I thought we were playing against other people online as a team.”
“We were, if Kyle hadn’t decided to be a little bitch and pussy out.” the overweight boy grumbled, crumpling the now empty bag of cheesy snacks into a ball and tossing it over his shoulder. “What’s his excuse, anyway? Did all the sand in his vagina finally give him a yeast infection?”
“No, he’s sick with the flu. I talked to his mom earlier. She told me he’s bedridden until, quote, ‘his nose stops running like a broken fire hydrant’.” Stan replied, making air quotes with his fingers as he quoted Mrs. Broflovski.
“Ew, sick. Well, did you at least try to find someone else to play with us?”
“I called a bunch of guys, they’re all busy.”
“Really? They’re all busy?” Cartman deadpanned.
“Surprisingly, yes.”
“Craig?”
“Date with Tweek.”
“Clyde?”
“Soccer practice.”
“Tolkien?”
“Homework.”
“Scott Malkinson?”
“Doctor’s appointment.”
“Jimmy?”
“Open mic night at City Wok.”
“Even Timmy?!”
“Band practice.”
Cartman was about to throw his controller onto the floor in a fit of rage, but was able to stop himself, opting to lean back on the couch and groan loudly in exasperation.
“What about Butters?” Stan asked after a beat. “I’m surprised you didn’t drag him into this after Kyle said he wouldn’t be coming.”
“For your information, I called him earlier.” Cartman retorted, dropping the controller on the couch’s armrest. “Guess what his excuse was.”
“Grounded?”
“Bingo.”
“Oh, he’s out at Bingo?”
“Wha— no!” Cartman exclaimed, glaring daggers at his friend. “He’s fucking grounded again, Stan! God, try and keep up!”
“Sorry, geez.” Stan rolled his eyes. “What did he get grounded for this time?”
“Hell if I know, his parents always ground him for the stupidest bullshit reasons. But it must’ve been serious this time. He was crying like a whiny bitch baby when I called.”
Kenny’s head perked up when he heard that. He hadn’t been paying much attention to the conversation between his two friends, having zoned out until then, but that last sentence brought him back to reality. He knew how ridiculously strict Butters’ parents could be, having had to serve as a proverbial shoulder to cry on for his classmate on more than one occasion, so he knew perfectly well what they were capable of doing in their twisted notion of discipline. That’s what he feared; that someday they would go too far.
Something inside Kenny shifted and triggered his protective instincts, his brow furrowing as a plan began forming in his head. Perhaps it was time he paid Mr. and Mrs. Stotch a visit and gave them a taste of their own medicine.
“If no one else is coming, maybe we should call it a night?” Stan suggested.
“Fuck that! Do you know how much time and effort went into getting this game?” Cartman retorted angrily. “I had to tell my mom I’d do the vacuuming for a whole month! Like that’s gonna happen… So just get your dude equipped and let’s fucking go!”
“OK, OK. There, I’m done.” Stan declared with one final click from his controller, the screen changing back to the main menu.
“Finally, God!” Cartman grumbled as he picked up his own controller. “Alright, we’ve already wasted enough time, so let’s get our shit together and play as many rounds against each other as possible. I’ll go first, and Kenny, you —”
When he glanced over Stan towards the opposite end of the couch, he discovered, much to his chagrin, that the spot was now empty. He and Stan looked around, but Kenny was nowhere to be found.
“For fuck’s sake!” Cartman yelled, finally hurling the controller onto the floor as hard as he could.
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The sound of snow crunching under hurried steps broke the deafening silence of the empty streets. Kenny almost held his breath as he practically ran through Avenue de Los Mexicanos, laser-focused on the mission at hand. From an outsider’s perspective, all they would see was a small dark figure scurrying through the sidewalk, but the fact of the matter was that he was on a mission; a mission to right a wrong that had been long overdue. Way too long overdue, if you asked him. After tonight tonight, it would all change.
It didn’t take him long to find house number 1020. After a quick glance around him to make sure nobody was watching, he slowly pushed the living room window open, careful not to make any sound. He remembered Butters telling him a while back that the latch was broken, no doubt the result of one of his father’s infamous fits of rage. Kenny was glad nobody had remembered to fix it yet, as he had no other way of entering the residence otherwise.
He quickly climbed into the Stotch residence and hurried up the stairs, his swift footsteps thankfully silenced by the carpeted floor. As he reached the top floor, his gaze zeroed in on his target: Mr. and Mrs. Stotch's bedroom. He took a moment to collect himself, taking a deep breath as he adjusted his cloak to make sure any identifying features were perfectly hidden.
Kenny didn’t don his Mysterion outfit as often as he used to, him and his friends having given up playing superheroes some time ago. The only reason kept the costume was Karen; he would show up in her room dressed as her ‘guardian angel’ whenever she was feeling down and needed a pick-me-up. He couldn’t remember the last time he had put it on, now realizing it felt much tighter than before. As uncomfortable as it was, it was required for tonight's mission.
His objective was simple: give Butters’ parents the fright of their lives. He had done the same to his own parents a few years ago and it had worked like a charm, albeit only for a short period of time. However, Stephen and Linda were much more impressionable than his parents, so he was hoping that after tonight they would give Butters a much needed break from their iron grip. If not, he would personally see it that they got what they deserved. Of course he would never resort to physical violence… unless it was really necessary.
After another quick breath, Kenny made his way to the bedroom door. He wrapped his gloved hand around the metal doorknob, ready to sneak into the room and awaken them like one of the demonic entities from those horror movies that Kevin liked so much.
He was about to turn the knob when he heard it. It was faint and he surely would’ve missed it if not for the dead silence, but there was no mistaking such a sound: sobbing. Its source was obvious, since it was clearly not enacting from the bedroom right in front of him. Turning his head to the left, Kenny saw that the door to Butters’ room was slightly ajar, and he could hear more soft whimpers coming from inside. His protective instincts kicking in again, he released his grip from the doorknob and walked up to the other door, taking a quick detour from his original goal.
As he gently pushed the door open just enough to peer inside, his suspicions were confirmed: Butters was lying on his bed, his back facing the door and his shoulders trembling as he whimpered. Kenny’s heart instantly ached at the sight. Butters was always such a happy child, a welcoming ray of sunshine in the otherwise gloom that was this shithole town. No matter how bad things got, he always had a smile on his face that seemed to make everything better. Seeing him like that was heartbreaking, to say the least.
Kenny tiptoed across the room, cautious not to make any noise so as not to startle the other boy. As he climbed onto his bed with great care, Butters’ sobs became perfectly audible, each one like a pin pressing onto Kenny’s heart. It almost made him want to cry as well. What the hell had his parents done to him? Whatever it had been, he had half the mind to make them cry just as hard.
“Butters?” he whispered as he gingerly laid a hand on Butters’ shoulder.
The other blond jolted with the sound of his voice, quickly sitting up and turning to face him with wide eyes. It took him a moment to react, during which time he gasped for air and blinked a couple of times in apparent disbelief.
“M-M-Mysterion?” he asked in a shaky tone, reaching up to wipe away the tears welling at the corners of his eyes. “Wha-What’re you doin’ in my room?”
Kenny was confused for a second, but quickly remembered that, out of all of his friends, Butters was the only one who didn’t know who he was behind the mask. The thought of telling him crossed his mind, but perhaps this was for the best. Perhaps this was exactly what Butters needed: his own hero, just as Kenny did for Karen. One day he would tell Butters the truth, but for now he was just going to play along.
“I sensed you were in distress.” he replied in the usual gruff tone that came with his superhero persona. “I could tell something had happened, so I came to check on you.”
“That’s awful nice of you…” Butters sighed morosely, the sound feeling like a suckerpunch to Kenny’s heart.
“What happened?” Kenny asked as he shifted into a sitting position.
Butters gripped at his bedsheets, a worried look on his face as his gaze darted every which way but at his face.
“You can trust me, Butters.”
As Kenny reached forward to give him an encouraging pat on the shoulder, Butters suddenly flinched and scooted back. At first he thought this was due to him having given him — well, not him exactly, but his supervillain persona, Professor Chaos — a very generous beating that one time, and that he had grown fearful of him ever since. When he glanced up, his heart nearly stopped as he noticed what he instantly recognized as a red bruise peeking from underneath the collar of Butters’ pajama top, right on the spot where his shoulder met his neck.
“I don’t know, I don’t think I’m supposed to tell you.” Butters muttered, reaching up to rub his sore spot. “And even if I did, it wouldn’t do any good. The damage is already done.”
“Butters, look at me.” Kenny instructed as he gently placed a hand on his arm, careful to avoid his bruised skin. “I promise that whatever you tell me will never leave this room. I need to know what happened so I can figure out the best way to help you. Do you trust me?”
Butters was silent, his eyes fixed on Kenny’s partially obscured irises. He seemed to be deep in thought, weighing his options before ultimately making his decision. Kenny didn’t blame him; for all he knew, he could be confiding in a complete stranger that would turn around and stab him in the back the first chance he got. He really needed to tell Butters it was him underneath the mask, someday.
“Well… I guess I can.” Butters replied after a moment. “You are a superhero, after all.”
Kenny was unable to stop the small smile that formed on his lips at that statement. Sweet, pure Butters. He hoped he never changed. He watched as the other boy lied back down and pulled the covers over himself, inching closer to the masked vigilante as he took a deep breath.
“Well… it’s kinda silly, actually.” he began, smiling sadly as he stared off to the side. “It all started ‘cause I asked my dad for some datin’ advice.”
To say Kenny was taken aback by what Butters said was an understatement. That’s why Butters had been reprimanded; because he wanted a girlfriend?! He knew Stephen was strict, but this was just ridiculous. Was he trying to shield Butters from heartache or some shit like that? If so, that was a pretty fucked up way of doing so. Still, he could probably see himself doing the same thing for Karen if she were to ask him for dating advice. He couldn’t believe he was starting to empathize with Stephen Stotch of all people, but he could kind of see where he was coming from. Kind of.
“My dad was real happy when I said that. He asked me ‘Who’s the lucky lady?’. But then he got real sore when I told him it was a boy.”
Nope, forget it. Stephen’s hypocritical homophobic ass was grass.
“He started yellin’ all sorts of nasty things at me. I couldn’t really make sense of what he was sayin’ anymore, he was so angry.” Butters pulled the sheets closer to his face and Kenny saw fresh tears begin to emerge from the corners of his eyes. “Then he turned around and… and…”
He released a strangled sob, shutting his eyes as the tears rolled down his pale cheeks. Kenny rubbed his arm reassuringly.
“It’s OK.” he said softly, feeling himself be taken over by sadness, which he pushed down as deep as he could.
Butters sniffled as he lifted himself, one of his trembling hands reaching up to tug at his shirt collar, pulling it down just enough to reveal the damage. Kenny almost wasn’t able to hold back a gasp when he saw the full extent of Butters’ bruise — a large blemish that spread from his shoulder to the top of his forearm, so red in contrast with Butters’ skin tone that it seemed to glow. He could almost make out a large handprint, anger beginning to bubble up inside him as he wished he could do the exact same thing to Stephen.
“He grabbed me and started shakin’ me real hard.” Butters continued, wiping his nose with the back of his hand. “It hurt a lot. I tried tellin’ him to stop, but he wouldn’t listen. He only stopped when my mom walked in and asked what was happenin’. He told her he was tryin’ to shake some sense into me.”
Kenny balled his hands into fists tightly, gritting his teeth in a vain attempt to control his fury. He wanted nothing more than to kick that sorry son of a bitch’s ass so hard that he would have to eat every meal through a straw for the next month.
“I know he didn’t mean to hurt me so bad. He’s my dad, after all.” Butters sighed as he lied back down. “Is it really so bad to like a boy just as much as a girl?”
“No, Butters, of course not.” Kenny replied, having finally been able to simmer down, even if just a bit. “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. You’re entitled to have feelings towards any gender. If that boy makes you happy, then that’s all that matters. And if your dad can’t see that, that’s his problem.”
“Thanks, Mysterion. You’re a real swell fella.” Butters gave him a small smile, which Kenny gladly returned. “And he does make me happy. Real happy. Whenever I’m around him, I feel all fuzzy-like inside. Almost feels like I’m floatin’.”
Kenny’s smile widened. He was glad to see Butters return to a small semblance of himself. He wondered who was this boy that got Butters all flustered. He almost wanted to ask him, but he knew better. It wasn’t his place to ask.
“Not only is he real handsome, he’s also real kind. He’s the only one at school who’s actually nice to me.”
Kenny’s smile fell into an intrigued frown with that description. He couldn’t possibly mean…
“This one time, he helped me get to Hawaii for my hapanoa ceremony. If it weren’t for him, I never would’ve left the airport.”
And that’s when Kenny’s heart stopped.
Well, not literally, as he had experienced countless times before. But it did get very close.
As Butters continued gushing about his newfound crush on him, Kenny’s mind began to spiral. Of all the people — no, of all the boys — Butters could’ve developed an attraction towards, he had to be the very last one he would’ve expected. He hadn’t done anything to warrant such feelings from the other boy. Sure, he had been nice to him, but he was usually nice to everyone. Well, to everyone who actually deserved it. And sure, he may be the only one to actually treat Butters with the respect he deserves, but that was just because everyone else around him didn’t have a caring bone in their bodies. Still, this new information left him utterly flabbergasted.
However, a tiny part of him was flattered by all the nice things Butters had to say about him. He would be lying if he said him saying he was handsome didn’t do wonders for his ego. He was so determined to hide his face away from the world that he didn’t think anyone cared about his appearance, but here was Butters proving him wrong. He couldn’t help but feel a tug at his heartstrings from all the sweet things that escaped Butters’ lips. He didn’t remember the last time someone complimented him — except for Karen, of course.
“I just wish I had a chance with him. But I know that’s never gonna happen.” Butters sighed, his smile turning back into a frown. “He likes girls. Everyone knows that.”
It’s true, Kenny did like girls. He liked girls with big fat titties and deep vaginas, as he would proudly tell just about anyone. However, lately Kenny had begun to realize that gender wasn’t as big a deal as it previously had been when it came to attraction. As admittedly desirable as he found the female gender, something inside of him told him that it was time to consider broadening his horizons, although he still wasn’t one hundred percent sure about that. Still, it wasn’t out of the question, and everyday that went by he would find himself feeling less picky about people’s sex or gender identity.
Regardless, the last thing he wanted was to lead Butters on. It broke his heart to see his friend so desolate about his unrequited infatuation, but until he figured himself out, he had to spare the poor boy’s feelings as best as he could.
“Don’t give up hope just yet.” he said, clearing his throat before continuing. “You never know, maybe things will change and he’ll realize he likes you back.”
“You really think so?” Butters asked in a hopeful tone, lifting his gaze to meet his masked features.
“Of course. Matters of the heart are often confusing. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had some thinking to do. Just give it time.” he smiled down at him.
“I guess that makes sense.” Butters murmured, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips. “Thanks, Mysterion. You really are a top-notch superhero.”
Kenny’s smile widened at that statement. Butters always had that effect on him; being able to make him smile even in the most dire situations. His innocence was endearing as his joy was contagious. He was braver than he or anyone else realized — even braver than himself — and Kenny just wished he could see it.
That was but one of the reasons they had always gotten along as well as they did. While Kenny’s closest friends would, ironically, ridicule him for being financially challenged every chance they got — granted, that was mostly Cartman, though Stan and Kyle didn’t seem to make much of an effort to stop him — Butters never even touched on the matter. He always treated him as an equal. Moreover, he was always kind enough to lend a hand and help him any way he could. Kenny would never forget that time he shared his lunch with him in the fifth grade. He had no obligation to do so, yet he did so out of the kindness of his heart. Butters probably didn’t realize it, but that was one of the memories which Kenny cherished the most.
Butters was unable to hold back a yawn as he snuggled against his pillow, his eyes fluttering shut despite how hard he tried to keep them open. Poor little guy, he must’ve been exhausted — both physically and emotionally. Before Kenny could register his actions, his hand had sneaked into his friend’s hair, his fingers tangling into his blond locks and gently caressing his scalp. Butters’ smile broadened with the ministrations, humming contentedly in his drowsy state. Kenny had to hold back a chuckle as he thought about how much Butters resembled a kitten, almost purring as he gave soft strokes to his head. He was glad to make him feel at ease after the rough day he had. He certainly deserved it.
As Kenny inspected every inch of his features while running his hand through his hair, his gaze involuntarily wandered up to Butters’ left eye, where the sight of the partially-faded scar across his eyelid caused his smile to disappear. The memory of the day he had ‘accidentally’ thrown a shuriken into his eye still haunted him to that day. He couldn’t believe he had been so careless. What was he even thinking? Sure, he and his friends had been young(er) and stupid — great emphasis on ‘stupid’ — but even now it sent waves of deep guilt throughout his body. If only there was a way to go back in time and stop himself from ever getting roped into buying ninja weapons…
He didn’t leave Butters’ side until he was certain the platinum blond had fallen asleep, which didn’t take very long. The sound of his steady breathing soothed his spirit, his lips curling back into a smile at how adorable he looked. He’d always thought Butters was cute, both due to his appearance and his mannerisms, although now it felt… somewhat different. Something at his core told him that there was something much more significant to this, but he couldn’t quite put his finger on it. Perhaps time would tell.
After slowly detaching his hand from Butters’ head and sliding off of his bed as carefully as possible so as not to disturb his deep slumber, Kenny tiptoed out of the room, gently closing the door behind him. He shot one last glance at Butters before pulling the wooden barrier to a close, his heart warming at the sight of his sleeping form. He was glad to have someone so caring and sweet as a friend. Maybe one day he would be able to show him just how much he valued their friendship.
Finding himself alone in the Stotches’ hallway, Kenny took a deep breath and adopted a stern demeanor, easily slipping back into Mysterion’s dark disposition as he made his way to the next door on the left. Now that he had taken care of Butters, it was time to ‘take care’ of his parents. He had a feeling he was going to enjoy it.
A very special thank you to my IRL pan friend who read the part about Kenny’s conflicted thoughts and helped make sure they were accurate! 🙏💖
#Fanfiction#South Park#Kenny McCormick#Butters Stotch#Leopold Stotch#Eric Cartman#Stan Marsh#SP Bunny
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Person: aww! You’re such a cool mom watching that ladybug show with your son :) he must love that show with how much you guys watch it!
Me forcing my son to watch the new episodes of miraculous ladybug in french knowing we both have no clue what’s going on: haha what can I say, I’m just a cool mom
#I’m just cool#I’m not your average mom#I’m a chat noir Stan mom#fear me#I am raising a little fan who will take over my kingdom when I die#miraculus ladybug#chat noir#ladybug#cat noir#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#text#ml#mlb
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Anonymous asked:
If Adrien finds out his dad is Shadow Moth, this would be his reaction: Daaaad, Ladybug doesn't waaant to go out on a date with me, make an Akuma so she will have no choice but to see meee!
“And make it something where I can impress her without a lot of effort! She’s just so hard to please normally!"
tbh this could’ve actually been interesting if Adrien was a secret assistant to the villain; not outright evil but just cares about no one and is like, “whatever, Ladybug will fix anything that goes wrong!” because he knows that either Ladybug will win and he’ll “look good” with whatever “heroics” he performed that day, or Shadow Moth gets the jewelry and gets his mom back. Win-win as far as he’s concerned.
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Chat Noir: So what if I'm risking hurting people or breaking stuff? It doesn't matter, you can fix it anyway! *Cue Ladybug dragging him to a support meeting of akuma-victims or previous akumatized people where they talk about their traumas and nightmares* Ladybug: Yes, Chat, please do tell them that "it doesn't matter because I can fix it anyway"
dhghfdjgfgd where’s the lie???
Imagine all the people who have possibly died/nearly died multiple times and only got brought back thanks to Miraculous Ladybug.
Anonymous asked:
You know, I never realized it before, but Adrien is just like the kid who appears on your birthday uninvited and complains when he doesn't automaticaly get the biggest share of the cake (if not the entire cake) but because he is "sad", no one tries to tell him that he is wrong and should have more respect for others. Long story short, he is an uninvited brat and should have stayed where he should have been, a minor cameo character that disappears after a few appearances, instead of being an MC
oh my god, and all the stans parents are all, “leave him alone, don’t complain, he’s had a hard life,” when the other kids point out the unfair treatment.
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Cat’s Definitive Ranking of Every ML Episode as of 4/22/21
Are you guys ready for this? I did the thing. You’re all welcome. Don’t ever ask me for anything again. You can watch me get progressively more unhinged in real time.
Now, just to preface this, I did not give this too much thought. Most of these are just my gut feelings. I went through every episode and just made some snap judgments based off the lasting impressions I’ve been left with. These are my opinions. If you don’t like them, tough. And also I don’t care. Go spend 4 hours making your own damn ranking. And shut the hell up. Anyway, this is probably the longest post I’ve ever made, so I’m gonna put it all under a read more. Click on it if you have an hour to read it. Okay, here we go!
1. Origins II- Good starting point for our heroes. Good establishment of canon ships and character dynamics. Umbrella scene literally stole my wallet. Cannot emphasis enough that I am whipped for the umbrella scene. I wrote a whole ass AU just to say how whipped I am for the umbrella scene. In the Rain will play at my wedding. Jk. Weddings are for suckers. But dammit if I don’t want these kids to get married. 10/10
2. Origins I- Good introduction to lore. Good introduction to characters. Good establishment of status quoyo. Just good. 10/10
3. Simon Says- Listen, I am nothing if not a shipper at heart. This episode just sparks joy. And the whole series almost ended when Gabriel almost jumped off the roof. I was really rooting for this one. This was the episode where I saw Ladrien and went yes, ma’am, I’ll have one of those. 10/10
4. Evillustrator- Are you all surprised? Cat, the MC-skeptic ranked the pivotal MC episode so highly? Well, let me tell you all a thing, I started this fandom out a MC shipper because of this episode. Their first interaction is gold. I don’t deny that. I enjoy it. This is the MC dynamic I fell in love with. Yall toxic shippers ruined MC for me when you opened your mouths and spat in the face of Ladrien and baselessly declared MC the sin-ship. We all know it’s Ladrien. Stop kidding yourselves. Boy in leather catsuit? Please. Basic ass vanilla bitches. I’m getting off-topic. Solid episode 10/10. We love to see it.
5. Stormy Weather- Baby’s first Miraculous episode. It holds a special place in my heart. It’s a solid episode. Good establishment of what the show is. Fun villain. Good times. Fond memories. 10/10
6. Riposte- Listen, I know I’m an Adrinette stan, but hear me out: Ladrien. It’s just so good. And Kagami was compelling in this episode. It was just really solid. It’s my favorite s2 episode. If you ask me if I want to rewatch Riposte, the answer is always yes. 10/10. We stan.
7. Gorizilla- Okay, so this episode has some solid Adrinette in it, but the real reason it ranks so high is that fucking Ladrien trust fall. I stare at that scene for hours, you guys. HOURS. It is absolutely just *chefs kiss*. Sometimes when I need a pick-me-up, I just go watch gifs of that catch on loop. 10/10. Beautiful. Radiant. Carefree.
8. Gang of Secrets- I have been keeping most of my opinions to myself about s4 (mostly because I’ve backed way the hell out of this fandom), but GoS was pretty solid. Gotta say, it’s the first episode in a long time with this show that made me actually excited to see what happens next. Most other episodes I was like, okay, that was cute. The show is still meh overall. But GoS really got me like oh shit, is ML good again? 10/10 for making me feel things again.
9. Oblivio- Told you guys this one was probably rated higher than I thought. Oblivio is just really fun. There is good Adrinette. That “No wonder I fell in love with you” paired with the softest of Adrien smiles just sends me. And the kisses. The unquestionable trust. These two kids literally woke up together alone in an elevator with no memories and said welp, you’re my boyfriend/girlfriend obviously, I don’t make the rules. Honestly, how anyone could argue that these two dorks aren’t made for each other after that episode is beyond me. 9/10
10. Backwarder- Okay, I know I am weird and alone for this one, but I really liked this episode. It got a lot of shit for the constipation capsule thing at the end, but like who cares? We finally got some more backstory on Fu. He got a love-interest who is dope as hell. This episode is my favorite lucky charm use ever. Like that queen DID that. I like Backwarder, guys! Fuck off. 9/10.
11. Kwamibuster- We all know I am a Marinette-stan by this point, but our girl was SHINING this episode. This bitch said gimme all them and let me go whoop this bitch’s ass, and she DID. Hawkmoth could never. Multimouse is a gift, and Marinette is a boss ass queen. 9/10
12. Chat Blanc- Listen, this episode was very good. I enjoy the idea of my children being happy in another timeline somewhere very much. We got all 4 sides of the square in an episode. It’s just really solid. I know this is the fandom’s favorite, and everyone is gonna shit their pants because it didn’t make my top 10, but this is my list. So, I put it at number 12. It’s good. I like it. It just didn’t steal my wallet like other episodes did. Put the pitchforks down. It’s gonna be okay, you can still love it more than me. 8/10
13. New York Special- I know everyone felt some type of way about this special, but I wasn’t mad at it. My perception of it might be clouded because I watched it in Disney World where I was chilling and having a great time, but like this special really did somethings for me. The Adrinette was top tier. Tippy top tier. Even though they hurt us in the end, I am okay with it because it just means the children will grow and come out stronger. I don’t care if it’s not technically canon. Ask me if I give a fuck. I don’t. I had fun here. 8/10. Solid.
14. The Collector- This one might shock a lot of you, but let me paint you a scene. It’s the first episode of s2. We have just come off a 2 year hiatus. The fandom is thriving. We’re hungry for canon content. We have hopes and dreams and expectations. Everyone is going wild with theories. This episode confirmed something that was long since obvious (in my opinion) and ended the stupid arguments people had been having. It made Gabriel actually seem semi-competent. We got our first taste of how Chat/Adrien will react to his dad being Hawkmoth. We got a peek at their life. Adrien’s isolation and sadness. They were so close to figuring it out. The battle was epic. Like Collector really had them on the ropes there for a second. It’s a solid episode, yall. I’m not wrong. Hate me all you want, but this episode brought it. 8/10
15. Despair Bear- Is this episode up this high because of the Adrinette slow dance scene? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS. Okay, but fr though, shipping aside, this episode gave us hope that Chloe was actually gonna redeem herself. I mean, she didn’t but, we didn’t know that at the time. Seeing her run around trying to be nice was fun. And then she actually did something good, and we had a moment of okay, she’s capable. We’ll get there. We didn’t. But what a ride this episode was for making us think she would. 8/10
16. Startrain- Cat, you’re just ranking all the Adrinette episodes highest. And? What of it? Are you surprised? You clicked a blog that has simping for Adrinette in the description, and you’re surprised all my favorite episodes have Adrinette? I’m not wrong, you’re just an idiot. The Adrinette nap cuddles aside though, this was a pretty good episode. If you don’t think too hard about the whole space thing, we got a look at Max’s life, his mom is a driven, smart lady doing her best. Adrien rebels against papa for once. Alya stops a Lila scheme. Chloe gets to play the hero. Alya and Nino actually investigate like the heroes they are. Gabriel gets to realize what a dumbass bitch he is. I mean. Guys. Startrain is solid. 7.5/10
17. Sapotis- This one shot up in rank for me after GoS, but tbh it’s always been a solid episode. Alyanette sleepover? Check. Alya becoming a superhero? Check. It’s a fun episode. And looking back, it’s nicely called back to later in GoS. We love it. 7.5/10
18. Sandboy- Idk why I enjoy this episode as much as I do, but I do. Sandboy is a cute bean. I love his aesthetic. We also get hilarious looks at everyone’s nightmares. “Plagg, who turned you into a sock?” cracks me up cause like Adrien, bby, no XD And Chat Noir’s nightmare. I think it would have been interesting though if since Sandboy dusted the Agreste mansion, if we got a peek at Hawkmoth’s nightmares. It would have been a nice hint of plot to go along with Master Fu’s nightmare. Also Plagg giving the akuma the slip like the clever boy we know he is deep down? 7.5/10
19. Furious Fu- If you guys haven’t realized by now that I love Fu, idk what you’re doing. Pay attention. I know that some people don’t like him, but I’m just gonna say it, you’re wrong. Fu took care of the Miracle Box for over 100 years, and this episode kind of gives some insight to what the Order was like. Very strict. Lots of rules. And ya know what, Fu said fuck the police, I’m gonna befriend these little magical demigods, and fuck off! Like what an absolute legend. I was really happy to see him living his best life, and that he and Marianne got married because it’s what he deserves. We love to see it. 7.5/10
20. Gamer- People like to shit on Marinette in this episode, but like honestly, if I were in her shoes, I’d have probably done the same thing if I had the skill. Ain’t nothing wrong with a girl trying to spend time with the boy she likes. And Tom and Sabine being absolute shipping trash. I love them. And the awkward Adrinette. The introduction of the lucky charm that Adrien STILL carries. Wholesome. This was a good episode for their friendship, and we love to see it. 7.5/10
21. Christmaster- Okay, I know a lot of people hated this episode when it aired, but I thought it was really funny? Everyone skidding around in the ice rink was hilarious. If you don’t take this episode seriously, it’s really fun. Chris is pretty cute, and damn right Ladybug is the best kid in the world. Idk. This episode is fun. I’m not mad at it. Sue me. 7.5/10
22. Weredad- What? Another MC-heavy episode in Cat’s top 30? Listen, I don’t hate canon MC. The fans just annoy me. This episode was funny. The secondhand embarrassment and cringe was real. Plagg taunting Adrien because he knows the secret was great. Marinette being a self-saving queen was great. It’s a good episode. I like MC, you guys. I do. I swear! 7.5/10
23. Miraculer- This episode was interesting to me, and I think it’s still a good development episode. For one, Sabrina finally got her own akuma episode named after her. Secondly, because it’s a big step for Chloe, just not in the way we expected. It totally makes sense that Chloe can’t have her Miraculous back because literally everyone knows her identity. Can’t argue that logic. And she is the first person to ever refuse to become akumatized, so like mad respect. I know a lot of people had high hopes for redeemed Chloe (myself included), but I think watching a character fall from revering someone to hating them is also an interesting path. The friends to enemies arc as it were. Idk. I liked this episode. It was an opportunity for Chloe to grow, even if she didn’t in the end, but we’ll talk about that later. 7.5/10
24. Lady Wifi- I like Alya. I feel like I don’t say that much, and people make some assumptions because of MDCSP, but MDCSP is just a concept I wanted to explore. It doesn’t really reflect how I feel about any one character. Except maybe Lila. And Gabe. But every other spite fic I’ve written branching from Chameleon, the class has been fine. Alya has been fine. So, let it be known that I like Alya. Lady Wifi was a fun episode. Putting aside the fact that she thought Chloe was Ladybug for no reason, I like her akuma. I like the interactions we get with LadyNoir in this episode. After GoS, this episode gets a bit funnier. It’s solid. 7/10
25. Dark Cupid- I don’t have much to say about this one. LadyNoir. That’s it. That’s the tweet. Send it. 7/10
26. Volpina- So many things about this episode. It introduced a new antagonist who we didn’t exactly 100% know was going to be an antagonist at the time. This episode sparked a lot of fun fan theories for a while. Who was Lila? How was she going to shake things up? Not to mention this episode gave us a taste of plot and lore, and set up Marinette meeting Master Fu officially. Lots of intrigue sparked from this episode. And that LadyNoir door scene? OOOOOO 7/10
27. Hearthunter- One word: Adrigaminette. This episode was so cute for them! I loved seeing them all goofing and running around together. Adrien and Kagami being absolutely in love with Marinette when her hair is down. They both love her, I don’t make the rules. Not to mention, Marinette takes a big step by letting her friends be happy without her. Kagami not wanting to hurt Marinette. The drama!! Gabriel being a messy ass bitch to his friends. It loses points for the abomination of an akuma, but overall, I wasn’t too mad at it. Yet. 7/10
28. Glaciator- More MC in Cat’s top 30? It’s more likely than you think. Listen. Listen… Listen. MC is fine. This episode was the closest thing to fanfiction that we got. The balcony scene was really sweet. I was drinking the irony. We got introduced to Andre the icecream fraud. Andre the please just give me the flavor I asked for man. I could have done without Chat pouting, but the LadyNoir in the end was pretty good. I wish they’d done more with Ladybug’s feelings for Chat. Had her question herself a bit more after this one, but overall, it’s cute. 7/10
29. Zombizou- A lot of people started hating Mlle. Bustier after this episode, and like I can kind of see it, if I squint, but I did not draw that same conclusion from this episode. Mlle. Bustier just wants good things for all of her students. They’re 14 ffs, she just wants to be a good influence on all of her students and wants them all to be successful. But go off, I guess? Plus, this episode was basically just a spoof on zombie apocalypse movies. We got so many things. Julerose, Myvan, DJWifi. Chloe actually showing some depth and emotion. LadyNoir. We won this episode, babes. Sorry you didn’t get the memo. 7/10
30. Timetagger- Okay. This is the last episode in the ones that I’d venture to call “good.” Number 30. I enjoyed Timetagger. I know people have feelings about timey-wimey bullshit, and like I’m not gonna lie and say I’m thrilled with it either (I mean, I changed the rabbit’s power in MDCSP) but that being said, Timetagger was so sassy. Bunnix was cool as hell. We get to see that LB and CN are still doing the thing in the future. So many questions sparked from this episode. It was fun. Idk. I liked it. That’s all I got. 7/10
31. Malediktator- Okay, from this point on, less comments because this is the section that are more or less just meh to me. Like they’re fine. This episode was fine. Chloe was fine. Chat playing with the laser was cute. 6.5/10
32. Mayura- Adrien’s speech at the end. Nuff said 6.5/10
33. Ikari Gozen- Ryuko/Ryuuko. Gals being pals. 6.5/10
34. Reflekdoll- I talked about this earlier, but I don’t hate this episode. It’s not as bad as people make it out to be. Sue me. 6.5/10
35. Anansi- Nino is the goodest boy. Also I need more of the gang taking Adrien on adventures via Facetime. Stat. 6.5/10
36. Shanghai- This one is new, and tbh I still haven’t watched it with subs, but I had a good time. Fei was cute. The boy squad was cute. Adrien bonding with Great Uncle Cheng was cute. Hawkmoth getting literally dunked on was *chefs kiss* 6.5/10
37. Gigantitan- I love overly supportive, ride-or-die girl squad. 6.5/10
38. Party Crasher- Idk why this episode was funny to me. Kim is the purest bean. We don’t deserve him. 6.5/10
39. Desperada- This episode was an emotional roller coaster, and even though we all collectively hate Aspik’s stupid egghead, we love the Ladrien this episode provided us. 6/10
40. Oni-chan- Listen, I loved seeing Lila get a tiny bit of karma even if she made it up in the end. I loved Chat going off on her. I loved seeing her get outsmarted in the end. 6/10
41. Frightningale- My good lesbian Clara Nightingale. We stan. 6/10
42. Style Queen- I like Audrey in a “she’s the worst person I’ve ever met, I want to travel the world with her” kind of way. She’s funny to me. Idk. I love her firing everyone. She’s the one I love to hate. She’s the worst, but we love her for it. Plus this episode gave us Plagg’s adorable little Cataclysm that destroyed half the city. 6/10
43. Gamer 2.0- Chat confidently strutting in heels made this episode worth it. And we get to see the beginning of Marinette being overwhelmed. Plus it was the return of gamer!nette. 6/10
44. Troublemaker- I don’t hate this episode as much as the next person either. It was fine. Jagged is a manchild, but we love him for it. He’s a Marinette stan which like mood. The Adrinette at the end was cute. I wasn’t mad at it. Idk. It’s fine. 6/10
45. Reflekta- Where are all my Juleka stans at? I loved the LadyNoir banter in this ep. V. cute. 6/10
46. Dark Owl- This episode was fun. And it really shows their level of trust. Plus Plagg and Tikki interacted. 6/10
47. Timebreaker- Have I ever mentioned that I like Alix? I like Alix. 6/10
48. Silencer- I don’t hate this episode as much as you’d expect me to, and that is 100% because of the LadyNoir. 5.5/10
49. Prime Queen- Chat purrs. 5.5/10
50. Syren- I think the fish power-up is adorable. Ondine is a gem. Kim is a pure bean, but we been knew. 5.5/10
51. Befana- I like Gina, but this episode fell flat for me. Almost as flat as the animation. 5.5/10
52. Reverser- Another episode that everyone hates that I am actually fine with. This episode made me like Nathaniel more. Probably because I was previously indifferent toward him. Marc is cute too. 5.5/10
53. Mr. Pigeon- Marinette is one clever girl. And the Adrinette hand-touch. 5.5/10
54. Felix- Felix is a gremlin of chaos. A true chaotic neutral. He gives his uncle the finger, and I think that’s beautiful. 5.5/10
55. Truth- Bet you expected this episode to be higher. While I did enjoy watching toxic people’s world crumble, this episode still gets a meh from me dog. 5/10
56. Lies- The Adrigami was cute, and I respect Kagami as a character. The akuma could have been better tho. 5/10
57. Princess Fragrance- Not much to say here. 5/10
58. Copycat- 5/10
59. Bubbler- 5/10
60. Mime- 5/10
61. Animan- 5/10
62. Robostus- 5/10
63. Ladybug- This episode ranks this low purely because I don’t care about GabeNath, and I hate that Lila won something in the end. But Adrien saying I won’t hesitate, bitch! At the end was nice to see. 5/10
64. Catalyst- I know I ranked Mayura way higher, but Catalyst fell flat for me. Like it was fine. Wasn’t as into it though. 4.5/10
65. Puppeteer- One of my favorite lucky charm uses. 4.5/10
66. Pixelator- My favorite Cataclysm. 4.5/10
67. Horrificator- That almost-Adrinette kiss tho 4.5/10
68. Pharaoh- 4.5/10
69. Kung Food- 4.5/10
70. Rogercop- 4/10
71. Guitar Villain- 4/10
72. Dark Blade- 4/10
73. Bakerix- 4/10
74. Antibug- And now onto the bottom 10. To start us off, I will just say: UGH, this episode annoyed me. First of all, Sabrina didn’t even get her own episode. Chloe was a piece of shit. Idk why they made Ladybug the one in the wrong when Chloe was being obnoxious. Ugh. 3/10
75. Captain Hardrock- I’m gonna be honest. My apathy for this episode has grown into loathing. Toxic stans are 100% to blame. Birthday ruining, bitches. This is the reason I threw a breakup bash after Truth. Yall deserved it. 3/10
76. Christmas Special- I didn’t hate this episode as much as everyone, but it still wasn’t great. 2.5/10
77. Stormy Weather 2.0- This episode was really dumb. It didn’t need to exist. 2.0/10
78. Queen Wasp- Why did we give Chloe a Miraculous after this episode? 2/10
79. Animaestro- Did we really need a self-insert? Did we really? 2/10
80. Puppeteer 2.0- Listen, this episode would have made more sense in s1 or at the very latest early s2. Adrien gave a whole ass speech on how great Marinette is, then he turns around and is like idk if she likes me… Clean it up. 2/10
81. Miracle Queen- I could talk at length about how much I hate the ending of this episode and what they did with Chloe and Master Fu, but we’re just going to remain calm and give it a solid 1.5/10
82. Frozer- This episode made no goddamn sense. I call bullshit on so many things. Just ugh. 1/10
83. Chameleon- Surprisingly, even though this episode sparked many, many spite fics out of me, it’s not my least favorite because at least Ladybug semi-redeemed this episode. Still really dumb and ooc tho. 1/10
84. Feast- Okay, okay, okay, here we are. Bottom of the barrel. Cat’s most hated episode, and you wanna know why? You want to know why this episode fills me with the rage? Because we spent two fucking seasons building up all this mystery and lore and intrigue surrounding Fu’s big mistake, and they dropped the fucking ball! They did my mans so dirty! They could have really deepened his character, deepened the Order, deepened anything other than whatever fucking affair Gabriel and Nathalie have going on, but NO. They made it some stupid, bland-ass thing that got resolved magically in the end, then just ignored it for the rest of the season. I will never not be salty about how they did my boy Fu in this show. I’m happy he found his peace, but fuck if I’m not livid about how they did it. Whatever. Chat being done with Ladybug’s shit when they’re about to get eaten was funny I guess. .5/10
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Ok, let's talk about "Lies"
(Spoilers)
- First of all: Ladynoir stans, how does it feel to win Every. Single. Time?? I'm jealous
- Adrigami shippers... I'm sorry for your loss
- Kagami's mom saying that her drawings are not good enough... MA'AM YOU'RE LITERARY BLIND, TF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
- Loved ALL the Ladynoir scenes
- The amount of times they tried to kiss– I'm dead💀
- We need to talk about Chat noir's drinking problem...
- WE LOVE TO SEE FANG ACTING LIKE A DOG
- Jagged Stone lying about his age??? That's suspicious...
- PLS ADRIEN LITERALLY WEARS MARINETTE'S LUCKY CHARM ALL THE TIME
- Two akumas the same day? Really Shadowmoth?
- The most embarrassing thing is that he still lost... even with two fused miraculous
- "crazy for you my lady" STOP I LOVE HIM
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GLACIOULAR 2.0
Lou voice is so comforting
Lenni Kim my child
NOT THE LADYNOIR MAGAZINE
AlYA WHAT DID YOU DO
“You’re so cute together” THANKS RANDOM DUDE THANKS
Ladybug be like: 😟😟😟
Named couple of the year-BESTIE
Andre you hella weird
Both kisses🥲
The fact that that autocorrect yo misses and still sorta works
DUD THIS BITCH
JUST
THROW HIM
IN THE
FUCKIN
TRASH??
Like how chats just what the hell
I mean vaild
She scary
Good scary
But scary
WAIT WHAT US HAPPENING
Did she KICK HIMMM
Adrien’s French voice actor I CAN NEVER NOT HEAR HIM AS CHAT NOIR
IT WILL BE CHAT BLANC
which is really fuvkin sad
But hey he did his job so well that I WAS convinced
He’s so sad
My cimmomon child
OKAY BUT DELETING THE PICUTURES HITS HARD
my CHILLLLDDDDD
WE WERE never TOGETHER- bestie what about y’all itimacy
my Adrien is hurt
GAMI
KAGAMI
MY GOLDEN CHILD (and Adrien)
Not him crying
Cause it’s actually breaking me
No cause it’s 1:00 am and I’m crying cause Adrien is
He’s so sad
And it’s just hitting him in the face
HAWKIE DONT YOU DARE
FUCK OFf
Awww
wait
IS THIS A DREAM
they both want a hsnster
IT IS A DREAM
No they didn’t realeve it’s just she said je t’aime so I knew
No cause for two minutes I stopped watching cause second hand embarrassment
Marinette i love you A LOT but even I say GIRL WHAT
THAT IMPLICATION OF HIM BELONGING THE TRADB
BABY NOOOO
m NOWS WAS NOT THE TIME
Gabriel you bitch
Why the hell is reminding of conversations with my mom
FUCK OFF GABBBE
Plagg I love you
“A Prisnor of a memory that never happened” OW
Why does this JUST FEEL LIKE A FANFIC
Kagami BABY I MISSED YOU SI MUCH
I am KAGAMI STAN FIRST HOOMAN SECOND
This FEELS LIKE A FANFIC
Baby you okay
BABY NOT OKAY
“Minou minou minou” THAT WAS ADORABLE
FANFIC
FANFIC
I swear I READ THIS
I mean she is talking about you
ITS PRIVATE
Bitch I FUCKIN-
5 LONG YEARS stuck at camp underneath Athena’s lockdown clamp”
I HAD TO
Anyway 5 LONG YEARS AND YALL STILL AINT TOGTHER
UGH
I-
BUTTERRRRCUPP Alya nickname
HER BFF NICKNAME
IVE DONE WAYY TO MANY TIMES
Not him laughing
This is making me giggle
Marinette you so AGGRESSIVE
Adrien really said actress
THIS IS A FABFYX
My GOD
FANFIC
“Thé catsyspum is in your heart” THAR KINDA HURT
BoyS
I really like that sentiment marinette
Everyone sees her with imagination but no one sees her putting it down and showing the world
THE FUCK
DAMN BRO
Who HURT YIU
ITS RAINIBG
wait SHUT THE HELL YO
Is this umbrella scene 3.O
André bro NOWS NOT RGE TIME
Ooh pretty
Mari baby THATS KINDA FUNNY
WAIT
OUTFITT
What the duck Tikki
Mari sis do you even have license
Mlady doesn’t bother her
I need to watch other glacouir
Lowkey wanted her to throw the car and not the keys
Aww baby huh adorable
HE WON
Kagami HUH
MEEEEEWEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aww his little trophies
Ughh
WAYR
Adrien and ladybug are looking at each other
GIVE ME LADRIEN
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug season 4#mlb 4 spoilers#mlb spoilers#season 4 spoilers#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous season 4#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste
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Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 2:
- Gird your loins
- I’m dying to know more about Black Noir
- Ugh ffs Homelander smarming about on stage at Translucents funeral
- It’s an empty box but I suppose how would people know cause invisible corpse
- WHY IS ANNIE SINGING AT THE INVISIBLE PERVS FUNERAL
- Aw no straight in with Sad Kevin
- Oh ok angry drunk Kevin
- Ugh not these Samaritans Embrace fuckers again
- Oh Annie. Parroting the company line. I hope she’s gonna fuck them all over
- SAD HUGHIE OH NO
- BILLY JOOOOOELLLL
- Aw Kimiko is learning
- Her lil smile
- Oooh Hughie is a liiiiiar
- Meeting on the subway like a couple shifty teenagers
- Oh I forgot they microchipped the supes like dogs
- Oh nooooo young love angst
- Oh no a Sad Kevin incident
- Aaaaand he’s been arrested
- A nice archer bailed him out
- Omfg the fake Butcher re-enactment
- Oh do NOT tell me this crazy bastard is gonna drink the frozen breast milk
- Oh fuck he is
- What the FUCK, HOMELANDER
- This visually impaired ninja seems nice
- That probably means he’s gonna turn out to be a dick
- OH FUCK
- Homelander what the fuuuuuck
- Ok what the shit is happening here in the motel
- WHAT
- What the fuuuuuck
- I – MM is making a dolls house? That’s so cute
- Oh shit smuggled people
- Homelander is nuts with power
- Uhhhh who is Carol and why is she staring at Kevin while he sleeps
- Finally an archer who is honest about how useless they can be once they run out of arrows
- Oh noooo are they gonna try brainwash Kevin with homeopathic stuff? And why do they keep offering him Fresca
- OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THING
- Oh Hughie has grown a pair since last season. Good for him
- Where’s Butcherrrrrrrr
- Body gore porn dude is called Gecko that’s too cute a name for him
- Stormfront seems like fun
- She’s gonna be pissing off Homelander so much I like her already
- OH WHAT THE FUCK THE CIA LADYS HEAD EXPLODED
- I like Stan
- Giving Homelander the dressing down he needs
- I know it’s convenient for Toni to wear the padded suit all the time but does Homelander ever wear anything else
- Oh hiiii Becca I still think you’re a bitch and Butcher deserved better
- BUTCHERRRRR YASSSSS
- “Daddy’s home”
- I’m dead. It’s official.
- The fuckin smirk and the voice I’m fuckin dead
- OH NO KEVIN IS TRYING THE CHURCH THING
- Is he making shroom tea
- Why is Patton Oswalt voicing Kevin’s gills this is delightful
- Atrain is awake again that’s not good
- I’m cracking up at Sad Kevin and his singing gills
- Homelander is gone way off the deep end oh boy
- Awwww soft Maeve in the hospital with her girlfriend
- I want to like Becca but I can’t shake the bad feeling
- Homelander is a terrible father
- I mean I know he has no role models to base his parenting on, but yikes
- It’s like if Scar was raising Simba instead of Mufasa
- ….are the gang raiding a party city store
- I love how Frenchie always looks a mix of horrified and amazed whenever Kimiko kills someone
- AWWW IT’S HER BROTHER YAY
- Oh shiiiiiiiit
- Butcher STOP JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE
- You were right this season is weird
- I like Kimiko’s brothers bedazzled denim jacket
- Butcher don’t punch Hughie wtf
- Starting with Hughie listening to the same song again, nice
- Butcher is terrible at apologising it’s so cute
- I’m sorry did Hughie just fall over trying to throw a punch
- The kid’s a dandelion omg
- Why are they on a boat? Did Karl just decide “I like being on boats lemme go on a boat”?
- I see what you mean about Homelander being scary
- He’s completely insane
- Why does this storyboard guys shirt say assbinder
- Chace Crawford is an excessively veiny man
- BLACK NOIR IS CRYING
- Or possibly laughing
- Hard to tell when they have no face
- Annie actually leaked all the compound V stuff good for her
- FRENCHIE KISSED HUGHIE
- Homelander is gonna get this kid killed tryna make him fly
- Honestly the kid looks more like Hughie
- OH MY GOD HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF
- OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOMELANDER YOU CAN’T DO THAT
- Oop there’s the laser eyes
- Oh Homelander is back at the Tower and freaking Maeve out
- OH FUCK THE BROTHER IS LOOSE
- Hughie don’t do it
- Oh ok I thought he was gonna jump off the boat
- Kevin and the cult weirdos are up to something
- Hughie no you don’t call the girl you like crying over Billy Joel lyrics
- Oh god boyo you don’t then drop the L word in the same voice message!
- He’s hopeless
- Oh nooooo Kevin is attacking the boat goddammit Kevin
- OH FUCK A WHALE
- For fuck sake Kevin
- Ewwwww
- Butcher what the fuck
- Hughie having a nervous breakdown inside of a whale
- No but why is Karl so hot covered in blood
- Actually I didn’t even need to include the blood part of that question
- Oh boy here we go, the 7 show up to find Sad Kevin crying over spilt whale
- ….why is Stormfront tryna get all up in Homelander’s ass?? I thought she was cool but now she’s all lemme suck that radioactive dick
- OH NO
- Poor Kevin he’s worked so hard to accept his gills and now Homelander has knocked him back down
- Oooo dear Atrain is having a heart attack again this isn’t good
- Oh fuck is Hughie gon get caught
- Oh no it’s Annie it’s ok
- OH FUCK
- ANNIE WHY
- THAT’S YOUR HUGHIE
- OH MAN KIMIKO’S BROTHER IS BADASS YES SQUASH THE SMUG PRICK
- Oh I do NOT like Stormfront holy fuckin shit what’s wrong with this woman
- Poor Kimiko
- What’s with the random woman talking about calling off her wedding?
- Why is Frenchie taking drugs
- FUCK SAKE FRENCHIE DON’T TRY KISS A GIRL WHEN SHE’S GRIEVING
- What the FUCK is thiiiiis
- Is he dreaming or is this the shapeshifter tryna stay alive by granting Homelander some sick wish
- Yikes I feel bad for Doppelganger
- I am fascinated by whoever and whatever the fuck Black Noir is
- MM sees right through everyone’s bullshit
- I feel so bad for Annie
- Ooooo Atrain getting fired
- MM having to put up with Hughie and Annie having a we didn’t start the fire singalong 😂
- Ok who’s in the weird group therapy sesh with these women with strange views on love
- Vending machine date so cute
- Omfg ahahahaha the girl with the Ed Sheeran tattoo
- I really want to like Becca cause she stands up to Homelander but I can’t shake the suspicions about her
- I feel bad for Butcher
- Homelander is a scary good liar
- Oh shit interviewer lady is pulling out the diversity questions
- OH FUCK
- HE’S OUTED MAEVE
- Poor Maeve what the fuck
- Ugh Stormfront
- Shut your racist hole bitch
- Oh shit Kimiko on the warpath
- Frenchie! Kimiko listen to him he’s tryna help
- MM is doing a lotta sharing this episode
- Ohhhh something bad is gonna come out about this Liberty lady they’re looking for oh fuck
- Wait WHAT. STORMFRONT IS LIBERTY
- Stormfront is like 70????
- She’s really good with social media for an old bird
- Ohhh fuck Homelander is pisssssssssed
- Christ you’d know Homelander was an only child
- Bitch you better not be fucking Butcher over
- I FUCKIN KNEW IT
- BECCA YOU RAGING BITCH
- Got her goodbye fuck then called the supercops on him cause he’s a little broken? FUCK BECCA
- Oh no Annie don’t give Hughie the “we can’t do this” talk
- Pick your emo ass up and stop being melodramatic
- All these women are chatting to Kevin?? Why??
- Also this most recent one is super weird
- THEY WERE INTERVIEWING TO BE KEVINS WIFE
- This cult thing is so fuckin weird omfg
- KEVIN GET YOUR SAD BUTT OUT OF THE CULT
- Oh gross not the Doppelganger shit again
- Doppelganger is really bad at flirting
- ….
- WHAT THE SHIT
- Nonononono don’t do the selfcest
- Not even Homelander is that fucked up
- This is super weird
- Why is Homelander crying
- OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM
- Uhhhh are they doing a lesbian scene in a vcu movie
- Christ that was terrible and way too on the nose
- “Strong female lesbians”
- Homelander you himbo fuck what other kind of lesbian do you get
- I feel bad for Ashley
- She just wants to do her job well
- Poor Butcher. His lil heart is broken
- Oh no baby you’re hurt and upset? That’s so sad let me suck your dick about it
- Oh no what’s he gonna do
- BUTCHER WHAT THE SHIT
- I mean it’s really fuckin hot but still
- There’s always a cut on the cheekbone
- “They’ve been moving her around like a Catholic priest” omg HUGHIE
- Aww he called Hughie his canary
- Oh shit are Frenchie and Kimiko missing?
- KEVIN GOT MARRIED
- BILLY HAS AN AUNTIE
- Doggiiiiie
- Awwwww soft Butcher with his dog
- Aaaand now I feel bad for Atrain cause he’s being kicked to the curb
- Oh gross this interview with Kevin and his cult wife
- This is so cringe holy fuck
- Bring back the Patton Oswalt gills
- Why are the gangsters discussing musicals specifically Hamilton
- FUCKING HELL KIMIKO PEELED OFF THAT GUYS FACE
- Ahahaha the boys showed up at Butchers aunties house
- The dog’s name is Terror that’s so cute
- Hahahaha Hughie was holding the fuck pig
- Why is there a sniper on the roof
- Oh shit it’s Black Noir
- Ugh what does Annie’s mom want and why is Stormfront being her friend
- Oh hey it’s dickless
- These two writer dudes are hella irritating
- Poor Elena getting dragged into this shit
- Yes Maeve scheme against his ass
- Heartbroken Butcher is so tired
- He needs a hug
- Hughie give Butcher a hug please
- Why is Kimiko in a church
- Oh hey its Frenchie’s other girlfriend
- Oh ok Kimiko is doing hits that’s fair
- The old man just looking away like “I do not see it”
- Aw no Frenchie don’t break up with Kimiko
- Oh fuck off Cult Kevin
- Stormfront again?????
- Does this bitch ever fuck off
- DID SHE JUST CALL ATRAIN GARBAGE
- Wait why is Homelander giving an unapproved speech
- This is gonna end in someone getting murdered isn’t it
- OH FUCK
- That’s a lot more murder than I expected
- Ohhhh phew ok he was just daydreaming
- Ashley is gonna go bald from stress
- I adore grumpy Butcher
- Omg auntie Judy is a drug dealer I love her
- Ohhhh shit Homelander is having a nervous breakdown
- BOBBY FROM X-MEN????
- Uhhhh why is Homelander talking to Stormfront this can’t be good
- Ooh MM set a trap this gon be good
- BUTCHER HAS A BROTHER???? THAT HUGHIE IS LIKE
- Oop Lenny is dead
- The random explosions as Black Noir trips the traps
- Oh shit Butcher locked the others out to face Black Noir alone
- YES MM
- OH NO MM
- YES HUGHIE
- Oh fuck did he KO Butcher
- Shiiiit shit shit shit
- Yes Butcher save your Hughie
- Oh good they all survived
- For fuck sake Kevin stop with the cult shit
- Maeve please save Kevin from the cult
- Annie why are you sneaking around don’t do it
- There’s a lot of shots of Annie’s bum
- What the fuck is Sage Grove
- Stormfront needs to go choke on a bag of dicks
- Oh fuck no not Homelander again
- Uhhhhhhh
- Stormfront x Homelander was not what I was expecting
- These two have the WEIRDEST relationship
- They’re gonna do some really fucked up supe bdsm shit aren’t they
- Frenchie is Betty White. Fair enough
- Wait what is happening. Why is Annie letting Frenchie at her with a lil saw
- Ohhh the chip
- “This might sting a little” FRENCHIE IT’S A FUCKIN SAW
- Oh fuck that’s a big chip
- Oh look it’s loves psychotic dream
- Well that’s suitably gross
- Aww Kimiko hugging Annie
- Butcher is so menacing I love him
- Kevin tryna be helpful to his buddies he’s so cute
- NO! NO BAD KEVIN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN YOUR CULT
- Kimiko with her brass knuckle
- Oh man, flowers??? Homelander has it BAD
- Annie back the fuck off and leave Butcher alone
- OH SHIT IT’S STORMFRONT AT THE HOSPITAL NOOOO
- What the fuck is going on at this hospital
- OH FUCK BOBBY FROM X-MEN IS LAMPLIGHTER
- Oh shit who got let out
- What does Cindy do
- OH SHIT SHE’S THE HEAD BURSTER
- Aaaaaaand now they’re all out
- Good job, guys
- Ewwwwww acid vomit
- OH NO HUGHIE
- Are you kidding me?? Annie can’t go all Starlight unless there’s a power source in the immediate vicinity??
- What kinda fuckin shite superpower is that
- Aha Butcher agrees with me
- Ok so I’m guessing Homelander went berserk on set
- Uhhhh apparently Cult Lunch is a therapy sesh?
- Atrain get outta there
- This cult leader guy is an arsehole
- Hospital escape lookin like a horror survival game
- Awwww flashbacks to happy times
- Omfg Butcher with the slicked back hair
- Welp, Annie just killed a guy
- Oh shit a baby seat
- Annie is gonna have a bad case of the guilts now
- Oh fuck ok Lamplighter killed the kids by accident
- So Frenchie went to save his friend instead of tailing
- Oh god that’s the penis isn’t it
- Stormfront to the…rescue? Maybe? She’s gonna kill Lamplighter isn’t she
- Oh, no ok she didn’t kill him
- Aw no sad Butcher cause Hughie’s hurt
- Oh nooooo Elena found a video from the plane
- Mallory gon kill sad Lamplighter?
- Stormfront is coming clean to Homelander? Whaaaa
- She was buddies with the Nazis??? SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE VOUGHT FOUNDER GUY
- Oh fuck the head burster is still alive
- A montage of how Stormfront is brainwashing people into racist attacks, nice
- I hate Annie’s mom so much
- Black Noir has just fuckin LAMPED Annie
- Butchers mum called him 😂😂
- Oh shit his dad died
- Why are Hughie and Lamplighter watching knock off supe porn
- Oh boy a racist rally
- Homelander just threw Annie under the bus
- Hughie that’s a really weird pep talk
- And he’s gonna get Lamplighter killed
- BUTCHERS MUM IS ADORABLE
- Oh shit it’s Denethor
- And he’s not dead
- Oh fuck he’s why Lenny died?
- Shit Lenny shot himself
- Butcher was SAS???
- WHERE ARE MY PICS OF BUTCHER IN HIS ARMY UNIFORM
- Ah fuck he’s bringing stepmommy Stormfront to meet the kid
- I have an urge to run my fingers through Butchers beard
- Frenchie and Kimiko are too cute she’s teaching him her sign language
- Is this a cult birthday party?
- Poor Eagle the Archer. He pissed off the cult so he’s gon be excommunicated
- Uhhhh kiddo made a Lego film?
- Good for him
- I know it shouldn’t be sexy when Butcher starts threatening to brutally murder people in his growly voice, I know, but hear me out: sexy growly voice
- 11/10 would let Karl Urban murder me
- Oh FUCK Lamplighter killed himself
- Poor Hughie
- Why do all the bad things happen to him, like having to saw off a dead guy’s hand with a broken whiskey decanter
- Annie versus Black Noir, beat his/her ass girl!
- HUGHIE COME SAVE YOUR ANNIE
- YAY MAEVE
- Black Noir has an almond allergy that’s such an off the wall weakness
- Annie’s favourite chocolate bar saved her life
- Well Maeve did, technically. But still
- Omg Hughie accidentally saving Annie’s mom
- Hughie and Annie are too cute
- Oh shiiiiit Homelander screwed the pooch and showed the kid everything
- HAHA SUCK IT BECCA
- OH SHIT HEADS ARE BURSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
- Butcher in his lil jumper
- For a non-American, this school safety psa video is supremely weird
- BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS CALLED BOB
- BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS JUST BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT FANCY
- Annie’s mom critiquing her choice in boyfriends while in mortal danger is gas
- And typical
- The lads going nuts with weapons they’re so happy look at them
- And Butcher in his lil jumper again he looks so comfy
- I would very much like to cuddle him in the soft jumper and give him beard scritches
- Annie ffs let Hughie enjoy his Billy Joel, that’s a good choice
- Ahahaha Maeve just called Hughie a twink
- She’s not wrong
- Oh fuck off Becca
- Uuuuugh OF COURSE Mr Edgar is in with the cult
- Oop Atrain overheard all of that
- Poor Ashley she’s going bald from stress
- The kid is gonna have a meltdown
- Poor Hughie with his mom leaving
- I wonder if she’ll pop up at some point and turn out to be a supe that would be fun
- ATRAIN YOU CAN’T JUST APPEAR IN A CAR LIKE THAT YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE
- Hold the phone is Homelander actually being a good dad for a minute
- What the actual fuck is Stormfront on with this white genocide shit
- Ahahaha the news broke
- Uh oh the Vought soldiers got caught by Homelander
- OH SHIT
- MM BETTER BE OK
- Becca fuckin constantly squawking about Ryan is so annoying
- WHY IS KIMIKO LAUGHING
- It’s adorable but still
- Oh FUCK she snapped her neck
- She’ll be fine
- She’s like a wolverine, snapped neck won’t keep her down
- AYYYYY MAEVE
- The lads just watching them kicking the shit out of her like uhhh
- Oh hey Becca did something useful and stabbed the Nazi in the eye
- Huh. The kid melted Stormfront
- Good for him
- AHAHAHA YES HE GOT BECCA TOO
- BYEEEEE FELICIAAAAA
- I mean yeah, heartbroken sad Butcher isn’t nice to see, but Becca sucked
- Aaaand now Homelander covered in blood has arrived to listen to Stormfront babble in German
- This is like in those scenes where it’s like oh who will the dog go to
- Ayyy Atrain got back into the 7
- Aww poor Kevin getting rejected again
- See Kevin this is why we don’t join cults
- Annie thought he was breaking up with her, girl don’t be daft
- Butcher and the kid, not awkward at all
- The one lesson Butcher can teach a kid – “don’t be a cunt”
- Aww happy endings for all the boys
- Aaaaand a “happy ending” for Homelander too by the looks of it
- Oh ffs a corrupt politician in with the cult, what a surprise
- HIS HEAD BURST
- Wait the politician lady is the head burster? I’m so confused
- Confusion may have been aided by it being almost 3am
- Hughie getting a real job, bless him
- Too bad it’s with the head burster
- Oh this is such a good song to end the season with
- Welp, now begins the long wait for season 3, I guess
- Should I sleep or find fic to read
- Body says sleep, heart says fic
- That’s a lie, heart says Butcher
- ….Butcher fics it is
#theboys#theboystv#theboysmemes#theboystextposts#I'm back with more insanity#middle of the night is probably not a good time to be texting but hey ho#I'm still a shameless ho for Billy Butcher#that's so sad let me suck your dick about it#I mean like damn#Karl Urban doesn't mess around when it comes to thirst trapping#I need season 3 like yesterday#amazon please#the boys#season 3#I need it
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What's the simplest way to sum up all the characters (the heroes)
Ladybug: the Mom Friend™
Chat Noir: I stan one (1) drama king
Rena Rouge: big sister energy
Carapace: precious angel, babey, Sweet Child O’ Mine
Queen Bee: lives in the Hunger Games capitol
Pegasus: the reason dual-factor authentication was invented
Roi Singe: H I M B O
Ryuko: no talk me i’m angy
Viperion: lets you commit treason but stops you from eating plastic
Bunnyx: fun aunt who’s lived with the same roommate since college
#ask#anonymous#team miraculous#miraculous ladybug#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#ml#mlb#marinette dupain cheng#ladybug#adrien agreste#chat noir#alya cesaire#rena rouge#nino lahiffe#carapace#chloe bourgeois#queen bee#max kante#pegasus#kim le chien#roi singe#luka couffaine#viperion#kagami tsuguri#ryuko#alix kubdel#bunnyx
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To everyone liking my ML shitposts, opinions, metas and etc., thank you very much!
The series isn’t perfect, but in my opinion, is an incredible cartoon, and while I respect others’ opinions, I am salt-free when it comes to the show. Well, almost; the only things I’m salty over are the episode order, Gabriel still being alive and the hamster’s name not being revealed. Lmao. Here are some opinions of mine that might be unpopular and/or controversial -
Chloe was always a morally grey character from the beginning of her ‘redemption’ in the Queens’ Battle arc, and looking at it from my POV as a writer, the mains themselves (who weren’t even supposed to be the main focus) were better in this story plot than she herself was. I did not see Mad Queen Chloe in Miracle Queen as character assassination, misogynistic, OOC, bad writing or otherwise.
Gabriel Agreste is one of the biggest piece of shit in the whole series. Framing any of his interactions as ‘romantic’ or ‘selfless’ is untrue to the series, and no motives or reasoning behind what he’s done will change that. What he did with Nathalie, both by forcing her to use the Peacock Miraculous and being in a pseudo-relationship with her while still married to Emilie, who’s still alive as she’s in a coma was wrong. What he’s done to his friend Tomoe Tsurugi’s daughter, whom he and Tomoe want to be with his son, by akumatizing her and exposing her hero identity to the entire city in the finale was wrong. And most of all, what he did to Marinette and Adrien in the Chat Blanc timeline was incredibly wrong and vile, and proved how evil he was deep down.
Marinette as both herself as Ladybug has done some incredibly risky and somewhat questionable things, in direct response to others doing out-of-line shit, being dishonest and being irresponsible. So yes, I defend Marinette on all of the things she called out Chloe and Lila, along with probable others that apply to this opinion on.
Despite how much I like Master Fu as a character, what he did with Adrien was wrong. Not telling him that he’s the Guardian until Syren(?), never going to him when things were wrong etc., were all to blame on him. He was a grown man, who same as Gabriel is, was 100% to blame for his own actions.
Ladybug and Chat Noir have an undeniable, strong, unbreakable and true love that their bond and partnership is built on, whether you choose to see it as platonic or romantic. Jeremy Zag and Thomas Astruc themselves have made it blatantly obvious several times that the Love Square will always be endgame, no matter how much Adrien antis and hardcore/solo Lukanette stans try to deny it. He’s never sexually harassed her; and the fact that anyone would claim he did is borderline offensive to actual sexual harassment/assault/abuse victims. If you all hated on him and criticized him for him kissing Ladybug on the cheek as Chat Noir when Glaciator aired, why didn’t you do the same when Marinette kissed him on the cheek in Heroes’ Day? Thanks for proving sexism against males exists.
Alya Cesaire is not nor was she ever a terrible friend to Marinette Dupain-Cheng. After her parents and Chat Noir, she is without a doubt the person Marinette loves and treasures the most, followed by Nino and the rest of the class, and one of the people who’s believed in her the most. Her asking for advice in Chameleon was NOT her being traitorous, unloyal, an awful friend or a bitch in any way; personally, if I had two friends with different sides of the same story, I would absolutely ask one of or both of them for their sides/proof, regardless of how long I’d known either. You cannot say you stan Marinette and her personal happiness that ‘includes good friends’ if you dislike her.
On that note, Adrien Agreste is not and never will be a boring character. He’s gone through a lot with that POS he calls a father, and so much more than Marinette ever will in the BS fanon out there. (No hate to Marinette at all, I absolutely love her and she’s my fave.)
GabeNath is a shit romance and a terrible pairing. I don’t care if Emilie is ‘technically’ dead, because she isn’t; she’s in a coma, which isn’t equivalent of being dead in any way. GabeNath stans DNI on this post.
No matter how much the fandom still loves to hate her, Kagami Tsurugi stands as one of the most underrated ML characters, and is up there within the best ones. But sure, having actual backstory and purpose asides from being a love interest (such as a friend to Marinette, superhero (yes I’m aware Luka’s one too), and the plot with her mom and Gabriel’s ‘deal’) is so awful compared to cringeworthy metaphors, playing a guitar, having an emo aesthetic and ‘smooth’ voice.
Lukanette and Adrigami being canon would absolutely not be a good way of subverting expectations, it’d just be plain horrible writing. I want a plot that makes sense, meaning Marinette and Adrien ending up together because IT’S A KEY THEME IN THE STORY, not because they’re my ML OTP.
If anyone else agrees with some of these or has more to add to what I put, please feel free to put them in replies or reblogs.
#anti lukanette#anti adrigami#i'm actually not anti; i like it a bit but tagging just to be safe#luka salt#also tagging just in case#pro adrienette#pro ladynoir#pro love square#master fu salt#i don't hate him; i actually am a fan#but he's done some awful shit to adrien tbh#ml#my opinion#ml meta#my meta#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#miraculous: tales of ladybug and chat noir#not salt#chloe salt#anti chloe#tagging just in case#her stans are wild sometimes lmao#so this is for my own good
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Things I Don’t Understand Of The Miraculous Ladybug Fandom And Are Kind Of Annoying Even If I Do Them Myself.
Also please note I’m not calling anyone out, it’s just weird when people latch into seemingly the same conclusions for fanon even if there is back up for that in canon.
1. The obsession and fighting about the Love Square. Like, I understand people can get passionate about shipping, but, like… they’re the same 2 characters people are fighting about…
2. Describing Chat Noir suit as “leather”, but no one else, even though it’s extremely clear all of them are of the same material. (I dunno if it has been described that as that in show, but still)
3. Describing the Kwamis as “gods” or “goddesses”, when they have never been called that in-universe. (The closest thing that has been explained about them is in the comics, and their canonicity is doubtful)
4. People that still believe anything That Guy says. I get it that sometimes he says stuff that kinda fit with our own narratives, but he has admitted to lying before (The whole Felix thing), retconned his own opinion (Luka being two years older than Juleka), and threw people under the bus for his own change of decisions (“The miraculous can only be destroyed by cataclysm” is now a translation mistake).
5. People that hate Marinette. Enough said
6. People that “stan” Lila. Or Chloe, really. I have never understood how the “mean girl” character gets popular. Like Audrey in Descendants. She’s a Wolf in Sheep Clothing and should have been thrown at the Island after willingly terrifying the kingdom, but they went the easy route… Sorry, I’m rambling.
7. Using the Lucky Charm as a tool for angst. Ladybug has multiple times detransformed mid battle to recharge and try again… Hell, she did it in The Bubbler, which is one of the first episodes, yet is a common plot for Angsty Fics that she detransforms and now the changes are irreversible.
8. Making the Miraculous super OP. I get that some of their powers are disappointing and kind of lame compared to the akumas, and even each other (I’m watching you, Pollen), but giving them all the powers that can fit their theme is not the solution, and it honestly would get hella boring if they had New Powers As The Plot Demands.
9. Likewise, I don’t remember really being a “tier” of Powers. Sure, the box was designed that way for some reason, but we don’t know that reason, and a couple of the “third” tier seems more powerful than the ones on the second, and even than the first. The only thing I remember is that the Ladybug and the Black Cat Miraculous are considered the most powerful because of their capability to bend reality and grant a wish, not because they are particularly powerful on their own.
10. The Aus that end up having nothing to do with the show other than sharing the names with some characters. Don’t get me wrong, I love Aus, and there are some that are hella interesting with different settings and relationship etc. But there are some that are so far removed from canon that it would make more sense to make them Original Fiction, like:
“AU were Adrien is the son of Tom and Sabine, so he’s half Chinese, but he looks more like his mom, so he has Black hair and grey eyes, and looks Chinese, and he’s growing up to be a baker. But they’re in a fantasy medieval world. Chloe is the Elf princess that was also his childhood friend and sees him as a brother. Lila is the Mermaid princess of a rival kingdom and has her eyes on the baker, for reasons I’m not going to explain. She’s also Kim’s brother. Gabriel is the father of Chloe. Marinette is one of the knights, and is friends with Prince Kim. She’s also blonde and brave and loud and kind of rude, and likes archery”
I am exaggerating, but in case I’m plagiarizing someone’s work, I’m sorry.
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I wanna see some more character development with Adrien
I feel that zagtoon spends more time with Marinette as a character, they are forgetting that the show is called Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat noir not Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug. They are just leaving Adrien and Chat Noir out completely. I mean come on, when was the last time we had a heart to heart episode from Adrien’s POV? I just feel since they spend so much time on Marinette that they actually turned 60% of the fandom against her after the desperada episode. The way that she picked Adrien for everything was just sickening, I mean like we Stan adrienette but naw fam I’m not up for that. We need the chat blanc episode to be more heart to heart like, most of the fandom thinks that Chat will get akumatized because Ladybug rejected him, but I personally want him to get akumatized because he finds is mom in his Crack-ass dad’s basement and finds out that he is Daddy Moth. Forgive my shit post.
#miraculous ladybug#ladybug#adrien agreste#ladynoir#chat noir#tales of ladybug and cat noir#ladrien#adrienette#marichat#ml spoilers#miraculous shitpost
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Um, i can't click on the stories in the see more fics things
...I have no idea why, but you’re right, I can’t either when I go to that post. But when I click on the post to edit it, they all show up. I’ll copy and paste the post into this and see if it works:
A list of my three sentence fics by fandom(s) and characters/prompts so they’re easier to find! Alternatively, check out my tumblr fic masterpost, random WIP scenes and snippets, fic ideas, or find me on FFnet and the AO3! Also, take a peek at the fanart and fanfic I’ve been gifted. If you like my work, you can consider buying me a coffee.
Fandoms:American Dragon: Jake LongAo No Exorcist/Blue ExorcistDanny PhantomDaredevilFirefly/SerenityGravity FallsHarry PotterMerlinMiraculous LadybugRandy Cunningham: 9th Grade NinjaSupernaturalThe Adventure ZoneVoltron: Legendary Defender
Crossovers:Secret Quartet (DP/ML/AD:JL/RC9GN)ML/AD:JLML/DPSuperPhantom (DPxSPN)Phantom Falls (DPxGF)DP/RotGFirefly/TAZ (sorta)DP/OtGWDaredevil/SPNDP/Daredevil
American Dragon: Jake Long:Rotwood, 88, and 89 (”reveal”)Jake and Rose (”Huntsclan!Jake AU”) [FF | AO3]Haley (and Fu, Jake, and Rose) (”Huntsclan!Jake AU”)Susan and Lao Shi ( ”Huntsclan!Jake AU” //death (not really but still)) (expanded: FF | AO3) Rotwood and Jake (”Rotwood is pleased that Jake fits in a duffel bag”) / follow up / follow up / follow up Susan, Jake, Haley (Huntsclan!Jake AU “scales”)Jake, Fu (”Jake accidentally gets a kangaroo pouch in dragon form”) (1+5) Rose and Jake (Huntsclan!Jake AU “Why are you acting like this?”) (1+5) Blue Exorcist:Rin and Yukio (”capes”)
Danny Phantom: Jazz and Dani (stranger)Maddie and Plasmius (unexpected guest)Maddie and Dani (”escape”)Vlad (”have a heart” //blood, gore)Valerie and Danny (”What did you do with the body?”)Red Huntress and Phantom (”What did you do with the body?” //blood, death)Maddie and Plasmius (”impervious”)Vlad/Plasmius and Danny (”You can’t stop me”)Danny, Jack, and Maddie (”Uh...surprise?”)Danny, Sam, Tucker, OC ghost (”It is time to do the laundry”)Danny and Jazz (“lightning”)Valerie and Skulker (“horizontal”)Dani and Jazz (“family”)Maddie and Jack (“light switch”)Maddie and Jazz (“fool’s gold” //implied torture)Tucker (“folklore” //implied past torture/death)Danny (”college”/not angst)Danny and Sam (”purple” “DxS”)Danny (”badger in Vlad’s bag”) (follow up: 1+5) Vlad (”betrayal”)Dani, Jack, Maddie, Danny (”Jack and Maddie meet Dani”)Dani and Mr Lancer (”Lancer meets freshman Danielle Fenton”)Jazz, Danny, (Jack) (”Jack has a dad sneeze”)Danny and Maddie (”angst”) (x2, warnings for the second one: //blood, gore, vivisection, torture)Valerie (”cold”)Valerie and Mr. Lancer (”Mr. Lancer finds out about Valerie”)Danny and Dora (”sword”)Dash, Danny, (Kwan) (”Dash steals Lancer’s gradebook”) (follow up: 1+5) Dash, Desiree (”Dash steals Lancer’s gradebook” different version) (1+5) Danny and Valerie (”Danny, why do you have Mr. Lancer’s wallet?”)Vlad and Danny (”Vlad captures Danny in a thermos”)Vlad and Danny (”Vlad kidnaps Danny again” //drowning, torture)Maddie, Valerie, Dani (”blue”)Vlad, Maddie, Ghostwriter (”reveal”)Danny and Vlad (”Danny in a baby sling” à la this post) / follow upJazz and Danny (”tomorrow” //kicked out)Dani and Vlad (”forgive”)Danny and Lancer (”Per Tucker’s dare...”) (1+5) Danny and Vlad (”You’ll change your name...”) (1+5) Danny, Maddie, Jack (”impossible”)Tucker, Sam, Danny (”petrichor”) (1+5) Danny (”If I move fast enough....”) (1+5) Jazz, Danny, Maddie, Jack (”Can we go home now?”) (1+5)
Daredevil:Matt and Det. Mahoney (”discussing Daredevil”) (continued here)Various Hell’s Kitchen residents (”outsider POV” //death mention)OCs (”noticing Matt’s canes in the lost and found”)Matt and Foggy (retrieving Matt’s cane from the lost and found)Karen, Foggy, (Matt) (”she wasn’t expecting a 2 AM phone call”) (1+5)
Merlin:Merlin and Arthur (”If I could move...”) (1+5) Merlin and Arthur (”black eye”) (1+5)
Miraculous Ladybug: Chloé and Ladybug (reveal)Plagg and Gabriel (“I should have ripped off your head” //blood, death)Chat Noir and Marinette (”midnight coffee”)Plagg (”ephemeral” //dying)Marinette, Adrien, Alya, and Nino (”double date”)Adrien/Chat Noir and Ladybug (”You can’t stop me”)Chat Noir, Ladybug/Marinette, and Pharaoh (prompt based off this post)Marinette and Chat Noir (”hot chocolate” “Marichat”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“listen”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“chilly”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chat Noir (“dog”)Marinette/Ladybug and Chloé (“exasperation”)Marinette and Adrien (”cat-like tendencies”)Marinette and Tom (”brunch”)Marinette, Adrien, kids, and kittens (”kittens”)Adrien/Chat Noir, Ladybug, OC akuma (”Children should eat their vegetables”)Tikki, Tom, Sabine (post reveal “Tom and Sabine let Tikki fly through the house”) Manon and Adrien (”Manon finds a Miraculous”)Alya (”Lila was in big trouble”) (1+5) Adrien, Duusu (Ladybug, Nathalie, Hawk Moth) (”Duusu started crying”) (1+5) Nino (”Nino felt he had no claim to fame”) (1+5) Alya/Rena Rouge and Ladybug (”My family can’t see me wearing this”) (1+5) Mendeleiev and Aurore (”Mendeleiev hadn’t expected Aurore’s rant”) (1+5) Tom and Sabine (”farting contest”) (1+5) Lila and Pollen (”stolen Bee Miraculous”) (1+5) Chloé and Caline Bustier (”birthday present”) (1+5) Emilie and Audrey (”friends”) (1+5) Ladybug, Adrien/Chat Noir, (Chloé) (”Chloé bans wasps”) (1+5) Carapace/Nino (”Carapace hated being called Shelly”) (1+5) Nino, Alya, Chloé, Ladybug (Mayura, Chat Noir) (”Mayura’s blue skin”) (1+5) Luka and Anarka (”smoking”) (1+5) (related)The Puppeteer and her (human) puppets (”What happens to us?”) (1+5) Chat Noir, Frightingale, (Ladybug) (”Harley Quinn”)Adrien and Gabriel (”Don’t blame me for this.”) (1+5)Caline Bustier and Ms. Mendeleiev (”Please stop hugging me”) (1+5) Gina, Sabine, Marinette (”motorcycle ride”) (1+5) Lila and her mom (”Madame Rossi’s face was alight with fury”) (1+5) Bustier, Mendeleiev, and Damocles (”This isn’t very healthy”) (1+5) Lila and her mom (”Lila’s mom learns the truth”) (1+5) (follow up)Emilie and Audrey (”Hawk Moth!Emilie”) (1+5) (follow up | related)Chloe/Queen Bee, Rena Rouge, Ladybug, (Carapace, Chat Noir) (”We can’t turn our backs on him!”) (1+5) Chloe and Adrien (”My mom left and yours disappeared”) (1+5) Gabriel and Nathalie (”My hair is grey again!”) (1+5) Chat Noir and Ladybug (”At least it isn’t raining”) (1+5) Marinette (”Like many fictional teenagers”) (1+5) Marinette and Tikki (”Like many teenagers”) (1+5) Nadja and Manon (”Manon’s drawings”) (1+5) Lila and Nooroo (”future Hawk Moth!Lila”) (1+5) Lila and Kagami (”I’m not scared of you”) (1+5) Nathaniel and Ms. Mendeleiev (”your science grade is up”) (1+5) Sabine and Gina (”Mom”) (1+5)
Firefly/Serenity:Mal and River (”that’s gonna leave a mark”)River (“repeat”) (could be read as a TAZ crossover so I’m going to throw it there, too) (related scene)
Gravity Falls:Soos and Wendy (“grateful”)Soos and Wendy (“quiet”)Mabel and Dipper (“stomp”)Stan (”Stan as a pickpocket”)Ford (”Ford waking up from a nightmare”)Dipper and Ford (”baby sling” à la this post) Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Ford (”staying in Gravity Falls”) (1+5) Mabel and Dipper (”I got in so much trouble today.”) (1+5) Pacifica, Mabel, (Dipper) (”How did I get dragged into this?”) (1+5)
Harry Potter:Ron and Hermione (”stab him already”)Ron and Hermione (”technology/bafflement”)Ron and Lavender (”[Ron], what’s with your hair?”) (1+5)
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja: Debbie (”competition”) (find an expansion of this idea by @sach216 here)Julian (”secrets”)Randy (”revealed”) (continued here)Randy (”captured”)Randy (“I wasn’t expecting that, but hey! It works!”)Debbie and Howard (“Why is it that when I’m with you, this always happens?”)Randy and Debbie (and Howard) (”protect”)Miss Wickwhacker (”cat herd”)
Supernatural:Human!Castiel, demon (”he was so cold” //near death) (1+5)
The Adventure Zone:Magnus, Taako, and Lup (”frosting”)
Voltron:Pidge and Allura (“wonder”)Shiro ("Shiro" :accidentally shrunken teammates”) (1+5)
Secret Quartet:Adrien and Plagg (”watching idols”)Randy, Jake, Danny, and Adrien (”watching idols”)Jake and Adrien (”painting” x2)Randy, Adrien, Jake, and Danny (”Can we get ice cream?”)Jake and Randy (“trapped”)Randy, Jake, (Danny, Adrien) (“rat”)Randy, (Jake, Danny, Adrien) (“hangry”)Randy, Jake, Adrien, Danny, McFist, Viceroy (”heart attack”)Randy, Adrien, Jake, Danny (”Nasty Burger”)Randy, Adrien (”Wait, you’re telling me that isn’t normal?”)Randy, Jake, Adrien, Danny (”Griffons do what with new hatchlings?”) (1+5)
Miraculous Ladybug/American Dragon:Jake LongMarinette and Jake (”Marinette, the French Dragon”)Adrien/Chat Noir, Chloé/Queen Bee, Ladybug, (Jake) (”riding a dragon”) (1+5) Jake and Tikki (”Ladybug!Jake”) (1+5)
Miraculous Ladybug/Danny Phantom:Mylène (”She was happy she lived in Paris”) (with a dash of Ratatouille) (1+5)
Superphantom:Dani and the Winchesters ( "And you think that's going to work?")Danny and Tucker ("No way! You see this too, right?" //torture mention...sorta)The GhostFacers (about Dani) (”grudge”)Dean (and Sam) (with ectoplasm) (“everywhere”)Dean, Sam, Vlad, Dani (”Too bad that didn’t kill me”) (1+5) Sam and Dean (”It’s too early for this”) (1+5)
Phantom Falls:Dani (”sunlit”)Danny Phantom/Rise of the Guardians:Danny and Jack (“ice”)
Firefly/The Adventure Zone:River (“repeat”) (related scene) Danny Phantom/Over the Garden Wall: (set in my fic Down the Rabbit Hole)Danny, Jazz, Wirt, (Wendy from GF, Toby from Trollhunters) (”part-time job”)
Daredevil/Supernatural:Matt/Daredevil and Castiel (”The Lord’s Angel teams up with The Devil of Hell’s Kitchen”) Matt/Daredevil and Castiel (”snark”)Matt (”fallen angel AU” x2)
Danny Phantom/Daredevil:Danny/Phantom and Matt/Daredevil (”Danny Phantom meets Daredevil”)
#ladylynse#asks#I don't understand#what is tumblr doing#it worked earlier today#like a few hours ago earlier today#Anonymous
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Miraculous Ladybug au
so how about a miraculous ladybug au? @ask-tsundere-katsuki-yuuri and I are making ask blogs based on this au so message me @godofmusicleo or her if you’re inrested in joining after reading this ((please check the taken list first please)) (details undercut bc this is going to be long af)
Yuuri (Marinette)
the boy just wanted to design clothes and eat pastries from his parents bakery
save him
constantly worrying that he’s not hiding his identity as ladybug well enough
he’s not
compairs his performance as ladybug to chat noir and thinks he is an inferior hero
actually idolized Victor and his work as a model long before Victor joined his class
it started out as following Yakov’s work in the design world but slowly esclated into Yuuri cutting every photo shoot that Victor is in out of magazines
he didn’t even realize it at first
Hiroko: “I know Victor is your favorite model so-”
“what makes you think Victor is my favorite”
Hiroko: *looks into the camera like she’s on the office”
Yuuri was # #shook when Victor arrived in class
the gum incident was a “wow my idol is an asshole” moment for him never met your heros kids
the umberella scene was like hahaha nevermind I’m fucked
Victor & co.
Victor (Adrien):
a suave teen model
jk he’s a mcfucking mess lmao
modeling from a young age
he used to genuiely enjoy modeling but ever since Lilia disappered it has lost it’s appeal
keeps it up for Yakov though
being Chat Noir helps him forget everything, it’s the only time when he feels like he has a purpose
was gone from the moment he met ladybug
“who is this beautiful boy in spandex”
flirtatious af with ladybug, friendly but distant with most others
still has a playboy reputation smh
Yurio:
Victor’s younger brother
an up incoming model who hasn’t quite yet reached the level of fame that Victor has
doesn’t understand why Victor wanted to go to school so badly
there are people at school Victor
Yakov (Gabriel):
Victor and Yurio’s strict father
one of the world’s top fashion designers
as a teenager he was a hero of paris as hawkmoth
secretly returned to his position as hawkmoth, this time as a villain, when Lilia disappeared
Has a difficultly showing affection but does genuinely care about his sons
believes that obtaining the power of all miraculouses might be the key to bringing Lilia back
Lilia (Mrs.Agreste):
Yakov’s wife/ Victor and Yurio’s mom
another former super hero
met Yakov when she as a young model
no one knows what tf happened to her
Mila (the gorrilla):
Victor and Yurio’s body guard and the household driver
could probably bench press the combined weight of everyone in the house
acts more like an elder sister than a body guard tbh
Georgi (Nathalie):
Yakov’s personal assistant
manages the mansion and looks after Victor and Yurio
arranges tutors and extracurriculars
The rest of the cast (so far)
Phichit (Alya):
Yuuri’s supportive bff
capatian of the victuuri ship
runs the ladyblog
#1 ladybug stan
Christophe (Nino):
Victor’s only best friend
incorrigible flirt
one of the few people that Victor will actually relax around
JJ (Chloe):
has known Victor his entire life bc their mom’s were friends
mostly just wants Victor bc of the # #fame
made the guinness book of world records for the world’s largest collection of ladybug merch
responsible for #dicksoutforladybug
does not understand why most of his classmates don’t like him even though he’s super rude to them
mayor’s son
Isabella (Sabrina):
started hanging out w JJ to up her status until she actually? started to? like him??
whoops
literally the only person besides his parents that can tolerate JJ’s bullshit
may or maynot be low-key crushing on JJ
Minako (Master Fu):
former super hero and current holder of the turtle miraculous
she was # #retired until hawkmoth showed up and fucked things up for her
selected Yuuri and Victor & will select future miraculous holders
she doesn’t have a favorite but if she did it would be Yuuri
lmao we all know that Yuuri is her favorite
Minami (Manon):
a little kid that Yuuri sometimes babysits
a big fan of ladybug but an even bigger fan of Yuuri
Guang Hong (Rose):
sweet bby
nice to literally everyone
too pure for this world
Leo (Juleka):
Guang Hong’s best friend
will fight you if you make his bff cry
considerably more outgoing than canon Juleka
Seung Gil (Lila):
doesn’t know how to interact with people so he just tells lies
reacts unpredictably when called out for lying
Wasn’t trying to flirt w Victor, just wanted to be his friend
lmao Yuuri fucked up
Kwami’s:
Vicchan is Yuuri’s kwami and Makkachin is Victor’s kwami
Other:
Victor cut his long hair after Lilia disappeared
Victor and Yurio are adopted which is why they have differnt last names
Currently the miraculous holders are Victor, Yuuri, Yakov and Minako but eventually Phichit will get the fox, Christophe will get the peacock, JJ will get the bee, and Yurio will get the turtle
Let me know if you have any ideas who the Crispinos, Emil, Otabek and Yuuko (or any other missing charcters tbh) might be in this au
#yuri on ice#victuuri#viktuuri#victuri#yuuri katsuki#yuri katsuki#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug au#victor nikiforov
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My Thoughts on Queen Banana
- Am I missing something? I know the episodes are out out of order but I feel like there should be an episode before this?
- The one with creation is the hero and the one with destruction is the villain? That’s SUS, does Nino not like chat noir anymore or something?
- I’m happy that Mylene is one of the main actresses in the movie. In this house we stan character consistency
- so Zoe is Audrey’s daughter. huh. The bourgeois family makes me so confused cause I thought Chloe’s parents were divorced because they live in different countries but then in Heart Hunter they are celebrating their anniversary? and Audrey has a kid with some other guy?
- Chloe stop being a brat
- Ngl a Chloe redemption would have been interesting to see. I’m completely biased though because I absolutely love the enemies to good friends dynamic.
- Though i’m not completely against chloe staying the same either as long as other characters get development
- GABRIEL WHY. ADRIEN IS AFRAID OF BEING LOCKED UP.
- Like HE KNOWS this is Adrien’s fear because of Sandboy
- “ Adrien is exceptional in it” Now I’m soft for Adrien acting in a movie just like his mom did
- Okay so we know Chloe can resist if she wants too so at this point is she choosing to be villain?
- Maybe it’s harder to resist with the amok?
- LOL she’s actually turning people into bananas
- Yes Ladybug save your boyfriend
- The new suit. i love it
- Its time to tokyo drift ( some please edit Ladybug on the motorcycle with this song)
- Zoe is precious. protect her at all costs
#ml season 4#ml season 4 spoilers#queen banana#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous ladybug
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Happy Birthday, Kaylee!
@lnc2 had a birthday recently, and I actually started this a couple months ago in preparation for her birthday, but life happened and I didn’t get around to finishing it until now. I hope you had a good birthday, Kaylee! You are the truest Ladrien stan among us.
Read on AO3
“Absolutely not,” Tikki said, crossing her arms with a scolding indignance that Marinette more or less expected when she’d made such a risky suggestion.
“Oh, come on, Tikki! Marinette can’t get into the party, but who in their right mind will turn down Ladybug?” Marinette pleaded, pressing her hands together. “We can just hop in through the window. No one will throw us out.”
“The Miraculous aren’t meant to be used for selfish purposes,” Tikki said pointedly as if Marinette had forgotten which wasn’t entirely true. Marinette knew that her powers weren’t meant to be misused, but it just so happened that she didn’t consider this particular case to be unjustified.
“You know what’s selfish? The boys all ditching us to have a party while we do all the hard work planting trees around the city,” Marinette said, placing her hands on her hips. “Ladybug should go in there and give them a lecture on keeping their promises.” Tikki gave her a look that was anything but impressed, and Marinette sighed. “Please? I’ll never abuse my power ever again.”
“Marinette,” Tikki hesitated. “I don’t like this, but I know you’ll stop at nothing until you get inside.”
“True, and my other methods could be really risky and dangerous,” Marinette said, giving Tikki a knowing look as she sighed.
“Okay, okay, but don’t get so absorbed with Adrien that you forget that you’re supposed to be helping your friends. If you join the party, you’re not much better than they are for ditching,” Tikki said, and Marinette crossed her heart.
“I won’t stay long, I promise. I just want to see what they’re up to,” Marinette said. “Tikki, spots on!”
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“Is your best bro awesome or what?” Nino said, draping an arm over Adrien’s shoulders. “Not bad for your first party, right?”
“I’ve never had this much fun before. I wish I could party like this every day,” Adrien laughed. “Thanks for doing all this, Nino.”
“Don’t sweat it, my dude. That’s what friends are for.” Nino ruffled his hair, stopping short when Nathaniel raced over with wide eyes.
“We’ve got a bit of a problem,” he said, and Nino quirked a brow.
“What’s up, du-”
“Hey, boys.”
Everything in the room stopped. The loud chatter ceased, and every head turned to the window, jaws dropping in awe. The crowd stared in disbelief, Nino smacked his forehead, muttering curses under his breath, but Adrien? Adrien froze. Every muscle locked in place, refusing to turn away from the radiant goddess standing above them. The sun illuminated her figure like an angel descending from heaven, and a blush crept up his neck, painting his cheeks as scarlet as her suit.
Ladybug.
“Mind if I drop in?” She asked, hopping down from the window just as cheers erupted around her.
“No, no, no, she can’t stay here,” Nino was saying to Nathaniel over the noise, and Adrien’s head snapped to face him.
“Why?” Adrien asked, and Nino crossed his arms over his chest.
“Because this is an all dude’s party, and Ladybug is not a dude,” he huffed, attempting to make a move toward her, but Adrien stepped in his path.
“Yeah, but it’s Ladybug. Don’t you think the savior of Paris deserves a place at any party?” Adrien asked.
“If Chat Noir shows up, he can stay, but right now, Ladybug is totally crashing the vibe,” Nino said, shaking his head. “Sorry, bro, but she needs to go.”
Nino attempted to step around him once more, but Adrien grabbed his arm and tugged him back.
“Can’t she just stay for a little while?” Adrien asked, and Nino’s eyes narrowed.
“Who’s the party expert?” He cocked a brow, but Adrien pressed his palms together with a pout.
“Please! Just for a little while,” Adrien said, and Nino, though clearly unhappy with the arrangement, rolled his eyes and shrugged.
“Fine, she can stay for 30 minutes,” Nino relented, and Adrien pulled him in for a tight hug.
“Thanks, bro! You’re the best,” he said before pushing through the crowd of bodies surrounding Ladybug, unaware of how Nino’s eyes narrowed.
“It’s so awesome that you could make it, Ladybug,” Jagged was saying.
“Yeah!”
“Totally!”
“Well, I was just passing by and heard some commotion, so I thought I’d stop in and see what was going on,” she said, waving it away as if it were no big deal, but it was probably the biggest deal of Adrien’s life.
Ladybug was here. In his room, at his party. If this was a dream, he didn’t want to wake up.
“Uh, hello,” he said, giving a small wave, and she trained brilliant blue eyes on him.
“H-Hello, I hope you don’t mind that I crashed your party,” she said, clasping her hands together in front of her.
“Not at all,” Adrien said as Nino grumbled, “Kinda.”
“Stay as long as you like,” Adrien said, and everyone around them cheered and went back to their activities, leaving Adrien and Ladybug alone. “Can I get you something to drink?”
“Sure!” Ladybug said, allowing him to lead her over to the drink cooler that was being guarded by a particularly familiar face.
Adrien glanced at Master Fu then at Ladybug who did the same for him, but she plastered on a cool mask that Master Fu matched.
“Excuse me, uh, sir, can we get a juice for the lovely lady?” Adrien said, playing it cool. He wasn’t quite sure what the protocol was in this situation seeing as they both knew who Master Fu really was, and Master Fu knew who they really were, but none of them could say so in the given context.
“Of course,” Master Fu said with a smile, jumping up from the cooler. “Great party.”
“Yeah, isn’t this a bit of a strange place for a man like you to be?” Ladybug asked, her voice cautious and purposeful.
“I could ask the same of you, young lady. What business could a superhero have at a house party?” Master Fu shot back, quirking a brow as he dug for a drink for her.
“Superheroes like to have fun every now and then,” she said, cocking a hip.
“As do I,” Master Fu said, a glint of mischief in his eyes that brought a smile to Ladybug’s lips. “Besides, I have everything I need here.”
He patted the cooler, and Ladybug relaxed, accepting the can from him. Something seemed to pass between the two, and had Adrien not been in on the secret, albeit without Ladybug’s knowledge, he might have dismissed it as a playful quip between strangers. But he did know better, and Fu knew he knew better which is why he flashed Adrien a wink the moment Ladybug turned her back.
“This sure is a wild party. Everyone seems to be having fun,” Ladybug said, taking a sip of her juice.
“You think so?” Adrien asked, shoving his hands in his pockets and keeping pace with her across the room. “It’s my first real party, and it’s gotten a little crazier than I expected. I mean Jagged Stone showed up, Officer Roger is here…you’re here.”
At that she smiled, flicking his nose with a gloved finger. “Well, I wanted to make sure all the commotion wasn’t an akuma’s doing. You’re too precious to get captured,” she said, then quickly added, “I mean- the safety of all of Paris’ citizens is my top priority, so naturally I wanted to make sure you’re okay seeing as you are a citizen in Paris.”
His cheeks burned, and Ladybug took a long swig of her drink. Nino’s eyes followed their every move, and Adrien could feel them baring into the back of his neck. He wasn’t sure what his issue with Ladybug being there was, but Adrien couldn’t pass up an opportunity to be with her. He only wished they could be more alone.
“I’m really glad you came,” Adrien said, and Ladybug leaned her ear closer.
“What?” She shouted over the music that seemed too loud all of a sudden. Adrien turned to see Nino and Max adjusting the volume again, and with their backs turned, he took Ladybug by the hand and tugged her out into the foyer.
“Sorry, it’s a little loud in there,” he said. “Why don’t we go somewhere quieter? Just you and me. I have the perfect place.”
“Okay,” she said, and Adrien swore her cheeks flushed under her mask.
Rays of sunlight trickled into the garden, butterflies fluttering between flower bushes. There had always been a lot of butterflies there as long as he could remember, and he and his mother liked to watch them in the springtime. His eyes found her statue, filling his stomach with a heavy longing at the memory.
“You miss her a lot, huh?” Ladybug said, and he blinked as her fingers laced through his, realizing he’d been squeezing her hand. That he was still holding her hand, and more importantly, that she didn’t seem to mind.
“Uh, yeah,” he said, gazing out over the yard. “This was kind of our sanctuary. It’s a quiet place where we don’t have to worry about anything else.”
“It’s beautiful,” she said, pointing to the statue, and Adrien smiled.
“Yeah, my dad goes kind of overboard sometimes with the décor. Most of the big portraits are kind of embarrassing, but I think this one is my favorite. Sometimes I just sit out here, and it feels like she’s here with me, ya know?” His cheeks flushed, and he cleared his throat. “Sorry. That’s lame.”
“No, no, I think it’s really sweet. If I lost my mom, I’d probably feel the same way,” she assured him, and he relaxed, turning to face her.
“I don’t want to talk about sad things right now. I just want to spend time with you,” he said, taking her other hand and moving it up to his shoulder. “I know you’re probably busy, but while we’re here…May I have this dance?”
Ladybug searched his expression, and this time she definitely blushed. Nevertheless, she kept her hand in his as they swayed to their own rhythm. It didn’t matter that there was no music; the only melody he needed was her bright blue eyes.
He wanted to savor this moment. To burn it into his memory. No matter what happened between them or how she felt, this moment in the garden would always be his.
“You’re a great dancer,” he said, spinning her out.
“It helps to have a great partner,” she laughed.
Feeling risky or perhaps just overconfident, he dipped her backwards, touching his forehead to hers. He realized his blunder and instantly wished he could take it back, but to his surprise, Ladybug didn’t push him away. When they straightened, she lingered close, the heat of her blush mixing with his own. Her breath hitched when he leaned down, but before their lips could touch, a loud crash boomed inside the house followed by screaming.
“It’s probably an akuma. Stay here and hide, okay?” Ladybug said, pushing him into a bush.
“Ladybug, wait!” Adrien grabbed her wrist, and when her mask raised, he added, “Um, thank you for the dance.”
She looked him up and down then with a swift motion he would spend the next 8 years thinking about, she stretched up to kiss his cheek.
“Be safe,” she whispered, backing away, “and invite me to your next party, okay?”
Adrien leaned against the wall with a sigh, touching the spot on his burning cheek. One thing was for sure: he needed to let Nino throw him parties more often.
#miraculous ladybug#ladrien#adrien agreste#ladybug#ladrienjune#it technically fits a couple prompts#happy birth!#my writing
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Producer Michael Uslan on the impression of the Darkish Knight trilogy, why Batman movies are outlined by the director, not actor
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“Stan Lee was my mentor, my preferrred and he additionally turned my buddy. I met him first after I was 11 years previous. We additionally had an opportunity to work collectively. Stan is my inspiration in so many alternative methods, like doing what you like and dealing proper till you might be 95, or like my Batman associate Ben, till you might be 105. That’s sort of magical,” says Michael Uslan. Greatest recognized for bringing the primary Batman film to the massive display screen, Uslan shares a ardour for the Caped Crusader that’s unmatched. He’s additionally an avid comedian e book reader; he even labored at DC Comics. Within the first a part of our dialog on the superhero, we spoke about Hollywood studios, Tim Burton’s imaginative and prescient for Batman and the choice to forged Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton. Michael Uslan with Stan Lee Within the second half, we chat concerning the upcoming movies starring Joaquin Phoenix because the Joker and Robert Pattinson because the Batman, in addition to Uslan’s present initiatives. What are your views on Christopher Nolan’s Darkish Knight trilogy and the truth that it made Batman a world cultural phenomenon? I consider Christopher Nolan made one Batman film, and he made it in three acts – Batman Begins, The Darkish Knight and The Darkish Knight Rises. Structurally it’s a stunning story advised over these three acts. Each setup has a payoff, each payoff has a setup, and each character has an arc. The battle between Batman and the Joker, which concerned the efficiency of a lifetime by Heath Ledger, actually made the world perceive that Nolan might be thought-about a genius. He elevated the comedian e book films. Whenever you stroll out of one among Chris Nolan’s Batman movies, you not must say ‘oh, that was an awesome comedian e book film’. You possibly can say, that was an awesome movie. His films had a magic contact to them. Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne. Twitter His films additionally impacted individuals within the post-9/11 period the place the world had turned from black and white to gray, the place good-vs-evil had became order-vs-chaos. It’s right here that Chris Nolan got here in with a mission to revive the dignity and darkness to Batman on display screen. He was capable of method it with a standpoint that was a stark distinction to that of Tim Burton in 1989. It was Chris’ goal to inform the world that his story and the characters in it may sadly be actual right this moment. Gotham Metropolis might be an actual place. He additionally needed to persuade audiences that Bruce Wayne is usually a actual younger man who’s on a journey of self discovery, or that the Joker is usually a modern-day terrorist. It was unimaginable that he was capable of totally and efficiently create all these roles. What’s your view on Joaquin Phoenix being forged because the Joker, and Robert Pattinson being forged as the brand new Batman? You’re speaking about two fantastic actors. The purpose I’d prefer to make is that earlier than you see a film, you don’t want to pay attention a lot on who this actor is, as a result of when it comes to Batman, the point of interest just isn’t a lot the actor versus who the filmmaker is. The actual fact is that in each Batman film, the star is the filmmaker. It’s not a lot about whether or not Tom Cruise or Kevin Costner is taking part in Batman. That’s not the purpose. The query that it’s a must to ask is, who’s the filmmaker? Does this filmmaker know the character, perceive the character, love the character and have a ardour for the character? Does the filmmaker have a imaginative and prescient for the character? In that case, then do you consider she or he can execute that imaginative and prescient? For those who consider that the filmmaker has that type of ardour and imaginative and prescient, then what it’s worthwhile to do is wait and watch them execute. See the movie after which decide the hell out of it. I’ve all the arrogance on this planet in each, the filmmaker personally and the filmmaker’s imaginative and prescient — for Todd Philips in Joker and Matt Reeves for The Batman. Joaquin Phoenix because the Joker. Twitter Todd is delivering essentially the most distinctive and totally different comedian e book film anybody has ever seen. I consider we reside in a world the place {the marketplace} for comedian books is a bit over-saturated. To have something that’s totally different and distinctive is an excellent factor. This film goes to evoke the temper of movie noir or a Martin Scorsese crime drama, reasonably than the standard comedian e book movie that we’re used to. Within the case of Matt Reeves, we’re going to see the Batman that I at all times lengthy for, which is the deal with his humanity, deal with the truth that he’s human and never simply anyone in an Ironman costume promoting toys. I feel that’s crucial. Since I’m an enormous Batman fan and a comic book geek, for me it couldn’t get extra thrilling than to see Batman or Bruce Wayne, who can also be the world’s biggest detective, depicted along with his detective skills as effectively. Which initiatives are you engaged on at the moment? Proper now, I’m doing one thing very enjoyable and thrilling. Everybody in India will admire this as a result of it’s based mostly on Archie Comics which has the most important market in India outdoors the US. Ten years in the past, I wrote the comedian e book Archie Will get Married and it turned out to be the highest promoting Archie comedian. My new comedian e book sequence and graphic novel commemorates the tenth anniversary of Archie Will get Married. We return and check out Archie getting married to Veronica. They’re all of their 30s and coping with a brand new era of children that folks don’t perceive, who’re continually on their cell telephones and their gadgets. We’re going to cope with points like careers, jobs, ageing dad and mom and all these issues that married individuals, of their 30s specifically, must cope with right this moment all around the globe. The primary situation goes on sale this August. We’re very enthusiastic about it. Dan Dad or mum is doing the paintings on this. With Archie gaining much more followers as a result of TV sequence Riverdale, lots of readers are wanting ahead to seeing what occurs to all people in Riverdale when Archie marries Veronica, after which taking one other look to see what is going to occur to all people’s lives when Archie marries Betty. It is the butterfly impact; all people’s lives change based mostly on the selections made by Archie, Betty and Veronica with regards to marriage. Have you ever been influenced by the Hollywood tradition? I had little interest in Hollywood tradition or taking part in that recreation. I’m simply doing what I really like. I raised my youngsters round my dad and mom and my household in New Jersey, distant from the insanity of Hollywood. After they turned adults, they selected to construct careers on their very own. The creator want to thank Anshuman Jain for his assist. Rahul Gupta is a film buff and leisure blogger who labored briefly at The Gotham Group in Hollywood. He writes continuously on common tradition, comedian books, world cinema, licensing, superheroes, OTT content material and books. 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