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writerfae · 1 month
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Another incorrect quote from yours truly, meant to be modern au but tbh? Could be canon too xD
Aiden: so you really like me?
Talon, down on one knee: I’m literally in the middle of proposing to you???
Aiden: so is that a yes or…?
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xx-sketchy-xx · 6 months
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*grumble grumble* my photos are being annoying
LOOK AT THE COOL DUDES, I feel like Jax would try and make Wally commit as many crimes as possible with his eye eating powers
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moonstruckdraws · 3 months
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I saw this on my Pinterest and thought of you @hellishgayliath
If this was Pico, I think he’d do this as a tease to shut Luci up. Maybe it’s a forest rule lmao
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With both hands on his hips and an angry expression plastered on his face, Gai loomed over Obito. “Apologize,”
“No,” crossing his arms over his chest Obito turned his head away. “Not a chance.”
“Apologize,” Gai insisted, stretching his tiny body out so that he seemed just a little bit taller. A little more intimidating.
“No!” Obito snapped back at him. “And you can’t make me!”
“Give it up Gai,” Kakashi called out, his attention focused completely on Ebisu and the burn he’d received across his arm He’s just going to dig his heels in. Besides, Ebisu should have been paying attention.”
“I was reading!”
“And what were you reading exactly?” Bending down, Kakashi picked up the discardged magazine and turned it over “oh, gross.”
“It’s not gross!”
“Not gross,” Rin agreed when Kakashi turned the magazine toward her “but i’m feeling less inclined to heal you knowing you look at stuff like that.”
“It’s not- It’s normal!”
“Normal for who?” Chucking the magazine over his shoulder, Kakashi sighed when Ebisu charged forward to catch it without any regard for Rin who he promptly knocked over on the way.
“Ow!”
“Rin!?” Obito’s attention snapped back to the ground and his face grew dark when he saw Rin gathering herself from the ground while Ebisu retrieved his precious magazine.
“And here we go,” reaching out, Kakashi grabbed hold of Gai’s shoulder and pulled him back. “Time to go.”
“But-“
“No,” he insisted as he reached out a hand to help Rin up. “He made the mistake, he can live with the consequences.”
“But-“
“Should we go out for some Dango?” Gai’s ears perked up, and without a second thought he turned his back to Obito and Ebisu and beamed.
“Dango?”
“Of course that would win him over,” Rin giggled. “Genma, wanna come?”
“Nah,” Genma waved them away, his eyes locked on the two squabbling shinobi. “Someone has to drag Ebisu to the hospital when Obito’s done with him.”
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theriu · 5 months
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If I were faced with a WIP full of misplaced commas, I would simply put all the commas in the correct places. RIP to other editors and writers but I’m different.
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thenocturnenarrator · 2 years
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I wanted to post a drawing because of internet explorer last day but…
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… it is too slow…
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lieutenant-amuel · 4 months
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if Valerio doesn’t eat meat, does it mean he’s a vegetarian?
Nope. He just doesn’t like the taste of meat whether it’s pork, beef, chicken, or anything else. But he loves fish and seafood in general so he cannot be considered a vegetarian.
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peapod20001 · 1 year
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I’m sure the ways I go about creating would distress some people (not in a horrible way but someone would definitely look at how I do things like “wtf. Why”)
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cozage · 11 months
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Hey hey hey! It's me again XD I'm here to send you another angst request and you can write it with any OP charaters that you like! The request is how they would react to their s/o dying unexpectedly from an illness but when they kissed them goodbye on the lips, their s/o came back to life and said 'your love is my cure' or other cheesy phrases cuz Idk what to write lol ?
A/N: RAINBOWSTAR HI IVE MISSED YOU I HOPE YOU ARE WELL
Characters: reader x Law, Luffy, Zoro
Cw: reader death, angst
Total word count: 800
True Love's Kiss
Law
He can’t figure out why your heart rate is dropping so fast. He’s done everything he could to try and help you, but nothing is working. 
Your heart stops, and he’s in a full panic now. Immediately starting CPR. Praying to anything and anyone to let you live somehow.
When he presses his lips to yours, he’s desperately hoping for a miracle.
He hesitates just a moment before breathing air into your lungs, and he’s startled to see your eyes fly open.
A gasp escapes your mouth, and he looks at you, unbelieving that you’re really still alive. 
He buries his face in your chest, taking a few uneasy breaths and trying not to cry from the relief of you being okay. 
You comb your fingers through his hair and steady yourself, trying to recall what happened or why he’s reacting this way, until he finally speaks. 
“You died,” he says. His voice is thick with tears, which you try your best to ignore. If Law is crying, then it must’ve been serious. 
“You saved me,” you reply. You don’t feel like you have just died. Just like you woke up from a really long nap. 
“No, I couldn’t. I couldn’t do any-“
“I’m alive now aren’t I?” You ask. “I guess your lips really can heal anything”.
He’s so thankful that you’re alive, he doesn’t even respond to your stupid joke 
Luffy
He’s shaking you, begging you to come back to him. He’s screaming and sobbing and impossible to console.
Zoro tries to pull him away so Chopper can treat you, but Luffy knows. He’s been here before. 
Chopper knows too. Everyone knows. So they just sit and watch their captain fall apart. 
He’s clutching you to his chest, he doesn’t want anyone else near you or touching you. He’s still sobbing, but it’s growing softer into whimpers.
He gives you soft kisses across your face, silent pleas for you to wake up. His lips finally meet yours, a final goodbye to you.
A soft gasp escapes your lips, and the entire crew takes back a step in shock. 
“Luffy?” You groan, still pressed against him so tightly it hurts. “You’re crushing me.”
He just holds you tighter, returning to hard sobbing again. “Stay with me,” he chokes out. “Please don’t die.”
“That’s impossible,” Chopper whispers. “Y/N was dead.”
You take a second to process. “I guess a true love's kiss brought me back.”
“If I give you more, you better live forever,” Luffy says, covering you in even more kisses. 
Zoro
He carries your limp body to Chopper, begging him to fix you. But he knows it’s too late. He doesn’t know what you were hit by, but he knew when he pressed his head against your chest, your heart was still. 
He lays you on the ground for Chopper to run an examination. Chopper confirms his worst fear. It was too late.
He holds you, running his hands through your hair, whispering words of apologies to you. He blames himself, of course. He wasn’t strong enough to keep you safe. 
He presses his lips into your forehead first, taking a deep inhale to try and remember your smell. He’s having trouble accepting the fact he’ll never smell your shampoo again, never see your smile. 
“I’m sorry,” he mumbles, tears pricking at the corner of his eyes. “I’m so sorry.”
He moves his lips down to yours, giving you one last kiss as a goodbye. He pulls away to find your eyes staring at him, scared to see him so sad.
He drops you in shock, his face contorting into a weird mix of confusion and joy. He doesn’t know how to feel or what’s going on, and you're just as confused. 
“What the hell?” he yelled, prompting Chopper to look up and see you alive and well. The reindeer screams while you look at your boyfriend in confusion. 
“What?” you ask, irritated that was his reaction to kissing you.
Zoro just stares at you, mouth agape. You can see his eyes are still watery, and the two of you stare at each other for a few seconds until Chopper screams. “You were dead, Y/N! Really dead!”
“No I wasn’t,” you shoot back, trying to hide your panic. 
“You were,” Zoro whispered. He lunged at you, his lips pressing against yours for a long time. 
You finally push him off of you, gasping for air. “Damn, Zoro! Don’t kill me again!” you said, feigning a coughing fit. “Although, I guess you could, as long as you bring me back with another kiss, mmkay?”
Before he has the chance to say something snarky back, you lean in for another kiss, and he happily accepts it. 
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[BailsRichy] « are you okay? » (IT BEGINS)
| concered and protective starters
This city was far to small a town sometimes, was Richard's thought as he was making his way home now. Rain poured over the whole city, leaving it nice and chilled. Richard liked the rain personally but he couldn't even enjoy it today he just wanted to go home and forget about what happened. But, that was easier said than done. Richard must have had some real bad luck if he had to wind up running into Vlad of all creatures today. The car pulled up into the driveway and he killed the engine.
"I'm not taking it in with me," he said to himself before getting out and making his way inside staying by the front door a bit so he could take a second to hang his jacket up the rain wasn't falling down to bad but it was enough to still get a little wet and in the least cold. "Bails you home?" he simply called out needing to brush back his hair with his hand so that it wouldn't drip all over the place. There's a soft answer from the living room as Richard walks on in scanning the living at first he can't see Bailey around. Tilting his head to the side and raising a brow "uh where?" when they call out again Richard looks down finding them happy sprawled out on the floor. Mocha, Carmel, Toffe, and Biscotti were all happily lying on the floor with the rooster. Richard smiled just a little a bit. "Keeping warm from the rain?" Bailey nodded as they pet the top of Toffee's head idly but then made mentioned they felt sore now from being on the floor so long. Arms lifted up as they simply asked to be picked up. Well sort of asked.
Richard just shook his head but made his way around the couch and bend down enough to lower himself to properly move his arms under the rooster. "Alright your highness where to?" Richard asked as he scooped them up into his hold and stood up with ease. Bailey only needs to move to wrap thier long arms around thier next as they waited for them to answer. Richard was going to just drop them on the couch but the way bailey fluttered his eyes at Richard and cooed out his nickname, he simply sighed and hung his head off to the side "fine"
Bailey didn't even need to ask, Richard just knew they wanted to go upstairs to the bedroom. Not that it was an issue soon as he headed to the stairs the affection came flowing in. Thank yous and kisses to the side of his face. It did make Richard crack a smile and soak it in a little as he went about his way to the room, Bailey happily complimenting his strong husband for being so nice to carry him. Once getting to the room those Richard just smirked a little "Oh no my arms are giving out the amount of floor is too much" as he dropped them, well more like tossed them onto the mattress. Smirking to himself as he placed his hands to his hips "Oh oops" he said as unconvincing as possible Bailey patted the bed for Richard to join him. "Hm I was going to shower got a bit wet from the rain, mostly just to warm up rain is cold as hell." Bailey soon stated the bed was warm and so was Bailey he'll get Richard all good and warm again. That just cracked a smile on his beak "You just want an excuse to be all over me."
Watching them move up onto thier knees so they could make thier way over to Richard, not denying the claims Richard made as they went about running hands over him, telling them how he can't help it when his husband is so amazing. Tail feathers started to fan out somewhat and fan up and down as Bailey went on. Excalty what he needed a nice pick me up from Bailey. Happily listening to all the praise coming his way till one word struck a never a little bit. Not because of the rooster no not at all. They were just laying on some compliments to get Richard to cuddle up in the bed with him, Richard wanted to but not for the reasons Bailey may be thinking now. But the mention of Richard being thier big strong silent tough husband. Was more to egg on the fact Richard is always willing to carr them around he knew that yet "..yeah that's me" averting his eyes now as his tail folded in a little behind him. Didn't take long for Bailey to notice as they went and stroked thier fingers across his cheek now.
it was soft, Richard leaned into it letting thier hand rest against his cheek. Bailey's palm was large and could easily hold his face. He Let Bailey feel over his cheek seeming to wait for Richard to say something but of course he wouldn't he could just stay like this forever given the chance. Reaching up to just hold the back of thier hand keep it where it was right now.
"are you okay?"
Bailey finally asked Richard looking at them before looking away again. Weighing the options before letting go of them and sitting on the edge of the bed. "So I had to run to bank eailer and well there I may have ran into someone I never want to see" Bailey didn't need to asked because he soon answered himself. "Vlad."
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Stood in the line at the bank Richard had gone to peek at his cell checking the time, not for any reason more out of boardeom from how long he had been waiting seeing a text from Bailey. Got him to smile as they were whining he wasn't home with him to keep warm from the cold. Bailey made it out to sound like they left them in the rain or something. "brat" he said it foundly to himself before anwering the text. A voice behind him though made him jolt a little and stiffen how he was standing.
Gravely and already mocking the eagle the second they saw him, he didn't have to look to know but he still gave a look over his shoulder to see Vlad. It had to be some stroke of bad luck for them to be there right now. They were hardly ever in St.Carnad to begin with but of course of all the banks they went to it was not on the same Richard was at but the same day even. He just turned away and ignored most of what they were saying with the usual dumb banter they would swap. Competitor talk so to say. If it weren't for the fact Richard had to get things turned in so his staff got paid he honestly would have left and come back. Some luck at least as the clerks called them up and Richard was able to get out first. Making a hasty exit the sooner he got away the better. Richard stopped once outside, he felt his heart rate quicken could feel that damn tingle at his wrists. So he took a moment to breathe and fished out his phone, turning it on to just look at the lock screen. A photo of Bailey with Buddy and thier cats, help him relax a little. When the voice he dreaded spoke up again. Those who had giant mouths needed to just keep it shut along with thier unwanted so-called advice to themself.
'Nice looking family best not let them know what a little bitch you can real be, a real turn off. Since you could lose all that.'
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Head resting on the bed now as Richard let Bailey know what happened, blowing over it fast as he could so to downplay it. Act like it wasn't a thing more annoying than anything he didn't mention what Vlad said one the way out got to Richard, no he kept it to himself but..it was there. Bailey was talking throwing so unpleasantries at Richard's ex as they got in a huff over it as if they were there themself. Richard looked at them watching them talk then looked away. "Is it ever a turn-off to you when I'm not your strong husband?" Bailey got quiet as Richard spoke just now "Yeah know like. when the panic attacks come. When I have the nightmares..when I tremble and need you" he trailed off and soon slapped a hand to his face "Don't answer that saying it out loud now I see how stupid I sound." Bailey went to speak anyway and Richard turned onto his side to look away. "Don't, I don't need to see the face you making right now. The 'my husband is being stupid' pout you give me."
He laid like that for a few seconds before Bailey moved in and slightly laid on top of him an arm around him as they went and started to sweep it back trying to look at Richard right now. He flickered his gaze to the side at them and opened his beak. "I just..don't want to feel like I'm ever too much to deal with some kind of burden to you. You are always there when I need you though but.. sometimes I worry that when my troubles come around it might be a turn-off. I know my confidence is attractive and that you adore my ego. So the times I don't have either of those" he grew quiet god this sounded so stupid coming out of him right now. He didn't want to continue the thought on where it was going he just sighed again "Guess he still knows how to get at the few insecurities I have." Bailey kept running his fingers through his hair and was softly speaking against his ear right now. Reminded Richard of things he knew, well things he should know. That Bailey loved him, he wasn't going anywhere how he wished Richard would open up more and be vulnerable with him.
It was helping a little, he hated that Bailey had to do this though. Had to repeat this all again shouldn't he just know this right away? Feeling so annoyed with himself right now. He let his eyes close though he could feel Bailey's weight behind him, how relaxing thier touch was how warm thier hold was. "Bails? can you" he paused but Bailey pressed and asked what they needed. Great, he was being needy again and not the kind that was fun. Now he was feeling so..insecure so fragile even. Like the smallest thing make actually break him at the moment. Why could that fucking asshole knock him down like this? Richard wasn't some whimp like that. Some little needy bitch.
Those weren't Richard's words he knew that he was just upset right now. And right now he just wanted that reassurance more from the rooster. "If it's not too much do you think you stay back there and hold me for a little while?"
Of course they didn't need to be asked again as Richard felt Bailey's arms move to hold around him tugging them back against himself with ease surprisingly. Richard was so used to carrying them around that he kind of forgets, but feeling Bailey's arms curl around him right now it was a firm tight hold. They placed they hands over his chest and rest their chin to Richard’s shoulder. Bailey’s hold felt like Richard could break apart but would be easily held together by them just relaxing in their hold listening to Bailey speak, not so much the words just the sound. Bailey’s voice had such a soft tone to it sometimes it was relaxing, claiming. Someone who ever found Richard to be too much would never hold him like this. Like they knew he needed to be feathered down and grounded. They wouldn’t treat him so softly as Bailey was speaking low and quite, softy nuzzling in against his shoulder as he was. Richard opened his beak a few times only to close it again soon after. Lifting up a hand to place over Bailey’s own and feeling for their wedding band. Silver warped around their ring finger with two heart-shaped stones. One pink and one blue. Rose quartz gems, recalled just now sure they could have gone with diamonds like most but they wanted something special, not as in value considering they did just pink quartz it was the meaning behind them that made them want those stones. the fact it came in their favorite colors just added to the reasoning though. The ring alone should be enough of a reminder, unconditional love was meant to be healing as well. Richard recalled looking it up once it said it could help with overcoming heartbreak, and betrayal and help one learn to trust again. The stone was perfect for anyone who suffered from past neglect, broken heart, or traumatic event.
Richard wasn't one of those people who thoughts crystals could heal you just from carrying them around or displaying them in your home or whatever people did do with them to work? But, he had to agree he felt the stones they picked were perfect because..Bailey was his rose quartz. Letting go now as he started to turn over facing Bailey now, he moved to duck his head under thier chin and plant his face in against thier chest resting against thier heckles that lie over it slowly he curled his arms around them and let himself grip on to the back of thier jacket. Bailey just held him tighter and pulled him in close, gentle small circles were being drawn against his back as he could feel their long acrylic nails. Richard moved to rest his hands over one another so he could feel over his own ring now, five stones in the center, Two pink at the start of the row, two blue at the end. One single purple rose quartz in the center. A nice little gradient looks to his ring but he like what it was said to help with. Felt it made a nice way to say together he and Bailey were better. Hep he better appreciates his husband who never turned him away when he did get like this. They just opened thier arms and let him come to them if he wanted never pushing but wishing Richard would take his comfort.
"I'm not okay,” he began “the slightest bit of doubt that enters my mind is enough to upset me sometimes." he offered a little "I know deep down that you are not with me for anything superficial I do really. I know it’s fine for me to need just a little extra bit of care as well or..you know.” He was kind of rambling currently yet Bailey was listening holding him softly just caring for his husband, which made his stomach twist and knot up on it’s own. “I feel pathetic every time you see me not at my best.” An embedded fear set in because of Vlad “And if I ever break, take a fall even or just express some general emotions…you might leave. I know how ridiculous that is you have never once gave me a reason to even like that could ever happen. You tell me all the time and it must be annoying to have to repeat yourself” he took a bit of breath. “I just want to say thank you though that you do put up with me, that you look out for me and pushed me to get help. That you care about me so much to look out for me like you do and have. I know you’ll tell me I don’t need to thank you for something that you just do when you love someone but I was never taught that this was okay, or even shown that. It’s not normal for me is what I mean.” Which was true his parents would reprimand him for just expressing some need to cry, his ex? Mocked him for it. Bottling it up just was easier if no one cared then why even act like there was an issue in the first place. “Even just saying I might need to be held when I’m feeling a little low puts a pit in my core..I know I can relive and lean on you..I just don’t want to been seen as being weak to you because the last time I fully opened up to someone enough to even let them see..so deep cuts that I haven’t even told you about?” He was talking about Zane “Well it doesn’t make sense I know it doesn’t but…I feel like opening up means I’ll lose that person.” Even if he said it all the time that Vlad and he would never have worked out at the same time Richard felt it was because of him trying to express and open up to them. Just shown it had no place a cautionary tale on what not to do with Bailey so he wouldn’t repeat that. Or worse he would just lose Bailey all together like he did Zane after letting them in fully. It was a lot of irrational fear and he knew that. From sessions in the past getting it spoken about then.
“I am trying though pollito” his voice cracked a little when he spoke “I know that-“ pulling back from their hold finally and moving to sit up as he went to wipe at his eyes before speaking “I know that you don’t feel or think that way. I know I’m not going to lose you because I for once express a little moment of sadness or hurt even. I know you’ll instead hold me and keep me close to you and clam me down when I need that, you just did after all. I’ll admit the fear I do hold is if I’m not better about..doing this..then I could lose you. It’s just hard because having these two mind sets constantly fighting against each other in my mind well make me just shut down instead. I’m just greatful that you are patient with me at the end of the day. And when I do talk you don’t mock me for it. Again I know you’ll say I don’t have to thank you for any of that but I am and I just want you to understand how important it is to me that you do, do that all for me eve if for you it’s just what makes sense todo for your husband.” A deep breath let out as Richard laid back down to the bed now reclaiming a place on Bailey’s chest. "I'm just so fucking frustrated with myself because I let him get in my head again! Why can he still do that! I'm frustrated to think you would do anything remotely like he has, because how could I ever think that about someone who can't even go near a bug? I am frustrated thst I'm am so messed up inside that talking lole this takes so much to even mange that I end up I'm tears like this!"
He wasn't angry at Bailey or anything just upset with himself and like he said enough for tears of his frustration from it were briming from hazel eyes and spilling over and he hated how worked up he was right now. Glasses pushed up as he covered his eyes with his hands rubbing his plams against them. "Why dose every step forward? Feel more like I'm getting dragged back? I'm doing what I'm suppose to do to be better so why do I feel like this?" It was a little cathartic in the least to air this all out in the open. Just a lot of pent up hurt airing out here and there when he could. "Im..trying Bailey I promise I am trying my best."
Why was he saying that? Because for Richard he had to be good all the time at everything and if he wasn't? The weight of failure crushed him so easily even when it came to the heavy stuff. If he wasn't doing what he needed to do then something was wrong and he had to fix it but this isn't something just fixed over night oh how Richard wished it could be...how much longer could Bailey just wait for him to be better after all? Thar thought he didn't speak though he couldn't voice that. He didn't want Bailey to worry more than they were right now. Arms tight around him once more as they were gently consoling him. Richard found himself turning and reclaiming his place from before resting against Baileys chest as he let himself return to that safe spot he was just needing. He has no idea how long they sat like this but he was at least greatful that even as he drifted off into to sleep Bailey didn't let go of him.
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Hear ye, hear ye! I come with a spicy request most worthy of a several year sentence in Horny jail! XD
Bottom villain x top hero, where the two are in an enemies with benefits kinda situationship, and this time seems like it’s gonna be no different (rough and kinda mean). But then, gasp, it’s revealed the villain was recently injured, and the hero gets pretty concerned. The villain insists on things continuing as normal, but the hero, not wanting to hurt their nemesis, changes things up, and does em sweet, slow, and gentle <3
“Ready?” All it took was this one word to activate the villain’s entire nervous system.
Usually, the hero didn’t lose many words over this. It was quick and rough. For the most part, that made it desirable. Sleeping with the enemy was thrilling and more or less like an adrenaline kick for the villain. It was a luxury they could afford. It didn’t mean anything. It didn’t have to either.
The hero was proficient and smart. They had figured out what the villain liked and what they didn’t like in the first few hookups they had spent together. If it hadn’t been for their stupid righteousness and their sense of justice that would never be just, they would’ve probably made a great partner. In bed at least.
Admittedly, the villain had thought about that a few times. Would the hero be a good lover? Someone who was willing to save everyone if they could? Someone who would put others before themselves constantly? Someone who may choose a city over a person?
After all, probably not. And even if they were, who would want the villain? Someone rotten, someone broken, someone—
“You’re distracted.”
“Oh, yes. Yeah, sorry.” The hero’s hand ran along the villain’s inner thigh and even though the stitches should have been good enough, the villain was nervous.
How on earth was anyone supposed to stitch the back of their thigh anyway?
They grabbed the hero’s muscly shoulders and tried to steady themselves.
“Alright.” The hero’s hand travelled down the villain’s thigh until they reached their knee. From there, they grabbed the hollow of the villain’s knee. “I have a meeting in an hour, so I’ll need to be quick today.”
“Yes, of course,” the villain said. They watched as the hero handled their leg and put it on their own shoulder. Cold air hit their shin but they knew in a few seconds, they wouldn’t even need the blanket anymore. The villain swallowed and prayed the hero wouldn’t notice the stitches.
Although they pressed a soft kiss to the villain’s thigh, they barely broke eye contact. Immediately, the villain felt the blood rush to their head.
Sometimes they really needed the hero.
After a few more kisses, the hero leaned forward until the villain’s thigh was pressed between their naked chests. They were close again, close enough to kiss but the villain knew their nemesis never really did that. Kissing their body? Sure. Kissing the villain? On good days, maybe.
The villain found the position familiar and yet, their wound made it nearly impossible to enjoy it.
Eventually they pulled the hero closer, waiting for them to push themselves into them.
However. The thread snapped and the villain could feel how the wound ripped open again.
They let out an involuntary sigh and held onto the villain’s back. Accidentally, they left scratch marks on their enemy’s skin.
“Wait, I haven’t even…”
“No, it’s fine, sorry. Continue. Please,” the villain choked out between clenched teeth.
“Oh…wait, holy shit.” The hero looked down and all the villain had to see was smeared blood on the hero’s hand. “Was that me!?”
“Nononono, I’m so sorry. That was yesterday.”
“I’m gonna get a towel.”
“No.” The villain grabbed them before they could go. “I look forward to this day every week. Let’s just finish this quickly, the bleeding isn’t even that bad.”
“Listen, I know you’re strong but…” The hero put their hand on the cut to stop the bleeding. It wasn’t too bad but the pain was still excruciating. “…having sex while bleeding is counterproductive.”
“We’re already naked and you don’t have much time left.”
“I can cancel my meeting.”
“Please, let’s just—”
“As stubborn as ever, I suppose.” The hero made an expression close to a warm smile and at first, the villain didn’t quite understand. However, when the hero pushed the blanket against the wound and themselves into the villain at the same time, the villain couldn’t help but moan happily.
The hero’s fingers were gentler and their movements slower than usual. As if the villain was something very delicate.
“This is stupid,” the hero whispered. “Tell me if anything’s wrong.”
But the villain could barely listen. Despite the pulsating wound in their leg, they could only concentrate on the sweet pleasure the hero was giving them. It felt better than expected.
And then the hero leaned over, pressure still on the wound, to kiss them.
The villain had never felt this desired in their entire life. Their heart was pounding in their chest when they felt the hero’s tongue in their mouth.
They didn’t demand anything, they didn’t take anything. It was simple and raw pleasure that the hero gave them. As if they’d been waiting for this.
“You’re so stupid, do you know that?” the hero whispered against the villain’s skin when they had to catch new air.
“Oh, I—” The villain couldn’t even form a sentence. Their enemy was hitting good spots constantly. Instinctively, they reached for the hero’s neck to pull them closer.
“Promise me to tell me next time, got it?” the hero asked. They planted a trail of kisses down the villain’s throat and sucked on their skin softly.
“If you treat me like this again,” the villain answered between moans. They couldn’t think anymore. It felt better than it should have.
It felt good enough to fall in love.
The villain wanted to hate them for it. For their gentleness and their sweet voice but all the villain had on their mind was their nemesis on top of them.
“Every night, if you want to,” the hero promised. They smiled against the villain’s skin.
“I love you,” the villain mumbled. They hadn’t realised it. They wouldn’t even remember it.
But the hero would remember. And it was all they could think about for the next few months.
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fillinforlater · 9 months
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(T)highly likely
Male Reader x Choi Lia
Length: 1234 words
Tags: dialogue only, smut, professor/student dynamic, basically prostitution, sex for a favor, good student/bad girl, degradation, overstimulation, dirty talk, bullet vibrator, clit stimulation, clit play, biting, marking, fondling tits, thigh fucking, cumming on thighs, thigh kink?, bimbofication, wet orgasms, dom/sub dynamics, professor!You
TW: dialogue only, barely edited
Inspiration: studying sucks, @midnightdancingsol does not. They just told me to and my "brain" came up with something
(A/N: it ain't much, but I hope y'all like my 111 fic xD)
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“Professor, I need three points.”
“Good morning, Miss Choi. Sit down first, please. There is no need to hurry.”
“You’re right, I’m sorry.”
“It’s rare for you to be so stressed and blunt; did something happen? Did anyone—did I misgrade your latest exam?”
“It’s not that, it’s just—look, Professor, I read your reasoning and then I reread it and I understand it, but it’s not enough, you know?”
“I do not know, Miss Choi? If I remember correctly, your latest exam was very good, and you definitely don’t need to panic about any of your grades. You are one of the best in this field.”
“But it’s not enough! ‘Very good’ and ‘one of the best’ is not it. Professor, it’s just not enough. I need to be at the top.”
“Miss Choi, this is not high school. You should be old enough to accept that in this University, being on your level is great, excellent even! If you keep these grades up your future will not be in peril. I think you can live with not ‘winning’ an imaginary competition.”
“Three points.”
“Hm?”
“I calculated it. Miss Shin gave me all her grades and all I need are three points to pass her, so—”
“Miss Choi, if you believe that I will give you these three points and thereby risk my integrity and future at this facility just so you can have your childish feel-good award, then you are very wrong. I ask you to lea—”
“I offer myself, my body, for three points.”
“Miss Choi—!”
“You can do everything you want, touch me and fuck me however you like!”
“Miss Choi—!”
“I know how to keep a secret, and I swear, I’m so good at—”
“Miss Choi, shut it! I think you are incredibly moronic for even suggesting this. This offer, for something so insignificant, laughable…
“But if you want to sell your body for some points, then I recommend you wear clothing befitting of a whore. This will not do, I can barely see the benefits of your offer. Return only if you’ve put some effort into it, even better, forget about this all. I don’t believe you are stupid enough for this.”
“I-I…”
“Now get out.”
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“Hello, Professor.”
“Good evening, Miss Ch—now that is more like it.”
“So~ you like what you see?”
“I like your commitment to your new, real self.”
“My ‘real self’? What do you—hng!”
“You are a slut, Lia, a whore, selling her body for favors. I’m sure this is just the beginning. From now on you will do it over and over again.”
“T-that’s not true! I-I’m smart enough to—”
“If you were truly smart, you wouldn’t accept my hand under that skimpy dress; you’d run out screaming at the touch of my tongue on your clavicle and chest. But no, you even start to moan and become wet. Your thong is already drenched.”
“Professor~”
“Turn around, Lia. Pull up that dress and show what you’re selling. 
“God, the first time I saw a glimpse of your thighs on campus I knew you’d one day realize their value. Damn, even your butt is quite nice.”
“Is it worth three points~?”
“We’ll see about that. Lia, do you know what this is?”
“A bullet vibrator, Pro~fessor.”
“Put it on your clit. Now.”
“O-of course. Ah, fuck!”
“Don’t control your moans. Curse and don’t stop pressing it down on your clit. I want you to tremble, tremble like the nympho bitch you want to be.”
“Ahhh, Professor, I, I—”
“You are so fucking needy already? Show me! Show me how you cum and wet your fat thighs while I—”
“N-no, I’m so close~!
“Ah, not my tits!
“Professor, I—Ahhh!”
“Look at you! I’m groping your bimbo tits for one second and you are already squirming and squeezing your juices out. Lia, I bet you are hornier than I am.
“Let me question your intentions: Is this really about the three points or do you have some kind of fetish for this?”
“P-points, Professor, just—hng—points!
“Not there, ah!”
“Tell the truth, Lia. I won’t be as gentle with your clit… or your throat… or your blonde hair, you fucking slut.”
“It feels so good~”
“Answer the question, slut!”
“No, I-I’m cumming a-again! Yes, right there, oh God, yes—
“H-hey, no! Why did you stop?”
“You know exactly why. I’m totally down for not letting you cum the rest of the night, hell, even the entire weekend. Your disappointed, needy face underneath those blonde curtains is quite attractive.”
“Hmph, you’re an asshole, Professor.”
“For wanting the truth?”
“For… for not finishing it.”
“Well, the chances of your next orgasm rise the faster you answer my question. Come on, Lia, you are smart enough to know this.”
“F-fine, fucking fine!
“Yes, I need the three points, b-but you… is what I really want.”
“You want me?”
“Yes.”
“You want to sell yourself to me?”
“Y-yes…?”
“That did not sound very convincing.”
“Yes! Yes, I want, I need men like you, Professor. I-I don’t get satisfied by anything else anymore.”
“Very good. I like your honesty. However, I think the basis for our agreement has changed. You should be begging for me to use you, to not ignore you—but I will be merciful today.”
“Ah, fuck, that hurts! Pr-professor, what are you doing?”
“I’m marking you. I’m going to use you however I like until you get your degree. You will come to all of my readings, study hard and then I will use your curvy body and pretty face all night.
“Sounds good?”
“People will see the mark, they’ll ask questions!”
“Oh please, as if a girl like you doesn’t get laid and likes it rough. Now stop complaining, the bite suits you.”
“B-but I—oh my God! Hm, fuck!”
“Moan, Lia. I’m tired of hearing your complaints.”
“S-so—ahhh—sorry!”
“Pull the top of your dress down. I want it wrapped around your slutty little waist while I wrap my fingers around your smooth and tiny throat.
“Your tits bouncing while you ride the vibrator… it’s kinda cute. Now drool on them. Make them as wet as your thighs.”
“Professor, ugh.”
“Only moans. Scream when you’re about to—”
“Hm, ahh! Ahh, fu-fuck!”
“You’re such a whore, fuck, cumming like a waterfall down those thighs.”
“Pro-professor~ I can’t stop!
“Wha— wait, oh my God! You look so big!”
“Your thighs are so soft, even softer than they look. I’ll use them like the rest of your body, all the fucking time, fuck!”
“I-It’s huge~”
“Look as it leaves your fat fucking thighs. Imagine me splitting you open with it, hitting all your sensitive spots again and again, while I pull your hair.”
“P-pull it now, please.”
“What?”
“Pull my hair, Professor, please!
“Ah, ahhh!”
“Your hips are already… w-working in tandem with mine. Your entire body was made for milking me.”
“You have to try my mouth at some point.”
“And your ass.”
“M-m-my ass?!”
“Lia, I will use every inch of your body. You will have cum everywhere, your skin will shimmer white, even your insides will be white—and I’ll start with those round trunks.”
“Oh Lord, Professor! It-it’s so warm, ah! So much cream, I—”
“I could fuck those thighs again and again, they are as perfect as a pussy.
“Get on your knees.”
“Yes, Professor.”
“Clean my cock.”
“Yes, Professor.”
“Be my personal slut.”
“Yes~ Professor~”
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simpforrooster · 2 months
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i love when you call me pete.
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pete ‘maverick’ mitchell x f!reader
t/w: mentions of an age gap, some smooching. drunk!maverick
summary: maverick almost drunkenly tells reader how he feels about her
a/n: lowercase intended! wrote this on my phone and have autocaps off xD two fics in one day!!!
maverick laughs as jake, one hand over his own eyes, takes aim at the dart board.
jake hits a bullseye. mav pulls out his wallet, and reluctantly hands jake a folded bill. your eyes roll at the captain’s stupidity. jake never misses a bullseye.
the guys surely hustled the poor man. mav’s hand falls on jake’s shoulder as he finishes off his beer.
“how long are you gonna stare at him?” phoenix asks with a raised brow.
“i am not staring,” you counter, knowing full well that you are indeed staring.
not that you could help it. the man may be twice your age, but he’s hot. even phoenix, happily engaged to bob, gets her an eye full of the elder captain.
you wipe down the bar in front of phoenix and hand her another lemon drop. tucking the rag in your back belt loop, you turn to hand another regular their drink.
ever since penny hired you, you’ve managed to take care of the bar almost as good as she does. she lets you take on the slower days of the week alone, and the two of you manage the weekend crowds together.
once everyone has been taken care of, you turn your attention back to your friend. you catch her admiring her ring. she looks up at you with a grin.
“sorry,” she shrugs. you shake your head.
“no indeed. i’d be gawking at that rock all day if it was mine.”
“you know you said that entire sentence looking at him and not me, right.”
you startle. she’s right. you’d basically been undressing maverick with your eyes. imagining your left hand heavy with a ring.
“you’re impossible,” she laughs.
your heart picks up its pace as maverick saunters, or better yet, sways up to the bar.
“four more, please. on my tab, babe.” maverick holds up five fingers, a giant grin on his face.
babe?
you lean over the bar and lay his thumb back against his palm. “that’s four.”
maverick looks down at you and then back to his hand. a chuckle falls languidly from his lips. “you’re right.”
phoenix raises a brow at you, out of sight from mav, who is looking at you like you’re his center of gravity.
“have i ever told you how gorgeous you are?” maverick says, still holding up those four fingers. the comment turns your insides into jelly.
“are you drunk, pete?” you ask him. there’s no way he’d be saying any of this if he were sober.
his hand falls to the bar top and his eyes fall closed. he stands there a moment, gathering himself, you assume.
his eyes open, those blue irises almost knocking you off your feet with how intense they look at you.
“i may be drunk, but that doesn’t mean i’m lying about you being gorgeous.”
phoenix grins at you over his shoulder, maverick completely oblivious to her.
no, he’s definitely only noticing you. every moved you’ve made, he’s tracked it. well, as well as he can given that he’s shitfaced.
maverick shrugs a shoulder. “maybe sober me is just nervous to tell you that.”
“pete,” you breathe. “you’re a naval aviator. there’s no way i make you nervous.”
“god, i love how you say my name,” he admits. before he can say anything else, jake and rooster appear at his side.
“come on, pops, we’ll get you home.” the men each take an arm, seeing as maverick can hardly remain upright.
he tries to shake them off. “i can’t go until i ask y/n out.”
your hand comes up to your mouth, your heart picking up pace again.
“let’s try tomorrow, mav,” rooster murmurs to his godfather. maverick vehemently shakes his head.
“no. i have to tell her now. i have to tell her i—,”
“oh no you don’t,” jake says, forcing maverick away from the bar. “you will not finish that sentence until you’re sober. she doesn’t deserve a drunk admission.”
rooster shoots you an apologetic look, handing you his card to close out the three of their tabs. you move on autopilot. punching in the men’s names, clicking on them, swiping the card, repeat. you hesitate on pete’s account. god, he did have a lot to drink.
that’s all that was. drunken words. he won’t remember any of this in the morning.
once the men are out the bar and pete is loaded in the back of the bronco, you turn to phoenix.
“what the fuck?” she screeches.
“i told them not to let him approach her with as far gone as he was,” bob comments, saddling up in the barstool next to his fiancé.
“what are you talking about, bob?” you ask.
bob shares a look with phoenix.
“you’re nuts if you’ve never seen the way he looks at you.”
“please don’t get my hopes up, bob,” you tell the bar, already fearful of those hopes plummeting once maverick comes to his senses and takes everything that just happened back.
you close out the remaining people at the bar. phoenix and bob hang around with you, walking you to your car once you’ve got the hard deck locked up.
the dagger squad take turns staying with you when you have a closing shift. they’re more protective of you than a set of new parents.
you hug your friends goodbye and drive to your apartment.
~
the next morning, your doorbell wakes you up with a start.
literally rolling out of the bed, you hit the floor tangled in your sheets. the doorbell chimes again. searching for a pair of pants, dread fills you as the doorbell rings once again.
what could be so urgent at..7 am?!
your mind runs through every possibility.
the doorbells chimes for a forth time just as you throw the door open, shrieking, “what?!”
pete mitchell stands on your stoop. he looks like hell. the two of you stare at one another, while pete grips the flowers he’s holding with a death grip.
you open the door wider, silently inviting him in. he follows you to the kitchen and settles at your island. the silence in the room thickens as you set to work making coffee. you feel his eyes on you the entire time.
“listen, y/n,” maverick starts, but you cut him off, sharply holding up a finger. you fish two mugs from your cabinet. you fill his mug to the brim, spooning two teaspoons of sugar in it. you fix yourself a little coffee with your creamer. setting the coffee in front of him, you step back and lean against the counter across him.
waving your hand, you tell him to proceed.
“i’m so sorry about last night,” he says, finally laying the flowers down. he runs his hands down the front of his jeans, wiping away the sweat.
“if you’re about to take it all back, i really don’t want to hear it, mav,” you tell him.
“mav..” he repeats to himself, looking at your counter top. “last night you called me pete.” he brings his eyes to yours.
you stare at him. okay, he remembers that.
“i don’t want to take any of it back, y/n.”
your breath catches at the back of your throat.
“i want to apologize,” he continues. “you didn’t deserve a drunken admission. i was being cowardly. because believe it or not, you’re ten times scarier than an f-18.”
when you say nothing, he keeps on.
“i know how to handle an f-18. i know what makes it work, how to get it back on track. i know that plan inside and out.” he takes a breath. “i don’t know how to navigate this. you.”
“me?”
“you. god, y/n. you have the ability to wreck me to my core. and i have so terrified to admit my feelings to you.”
“come on, pete, you can’t mean that,” you tell him, folding in on yourself.
“of course i do. the guys told me talking to you drunk was a bad idea. i thought i could handle it, but you just looked so gorgeous, i couldn’t help it.”
you are fully aware of how you looked last night during that fiasco. and gorgeous surely wasn’t it. not with your tank top and cut offs. and you know your hair had to be a mess. it always was at the end of a shift.
maverick rises from his stool. coming around the kitchen island, he stuffs his hands in his pockets, looking terrified as he walks over to you.
“i am sorry i tried to do this shitfaced,” he whispers, a breathe away from you. “tell me i didn’t ruin anything.”
he’s never stood this close to you, and it’s doing odd things to your heart.
“you didn’t ruin anything, pete,” you tell him. his eyes drop down to your mouth, silently asking permission. you nod, not trusting your voice to not betray how much you want this.
maverick pins you to the counter, his hands on either side of you, holding his weight off you. you speed him up by balling your hand in his shirt and pulling him down to you.
maverick grins as his mouth meets yours, falling back into his normal self. you can fill the confidence flowing through him as his hands move from the counter to your body.
his expert hands fall exactly where you need them. he deepens the kiss, his tongue running along your bottom lip. opening up to him, he pulls you tight against his body.
“fuck,” he breathes against your lips.
“tell me about it,” you murmur.
he plants tantalizing kisses along your jaw and down your neck.
“pete,” you moan. he tightens his hold in response.
“i love it when you call me pete,” he says, returning his kisses to your mouth.
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once-upon-an-imagine · 2 months
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Jaded - Charlie Weasley
A/N: so, I know that the last thing I should be doing right now is start another series… and yet… here we are xD also, I’m sorry, I know She Is Love won, but I think we have established by now that my mind kind of does whatever it wants and I have no control whatsoever xD it’s all chaos here… anyways, I hope you like it :) 
Request -  Anonymous asked: Hello, I hope you’re doing okay my lovely. I was wondering if you could possibly wite maybe a enemies/rivals to lovers with Charlie Weasley and the reader? (Lots of sarcastic banta back and forth maybe they both work on the dragon reserve and are entrusted with transporting a very dangerous dragon to a new reserve, but something happens on the journey and just them to are trapped (either with the dragon or not) and then an argument that leads to some form of confession? This is so long I’m so bloody sorry, and I hope your writers block subsides [full request here]
Warnings: Charlie’s a bit of an asshole [but not really] for now, I think that’s it but please let me know if I’m missing something, also reader is from the Nott family
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :) gif isn’t mine :D     
Your name: submit What is this?
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Jaded
Hey…j-j-jaded… you got your mama’s style, But you’re yesterday’s child to me. So jaded, you think that’s where it’s at, But is that where it’s supposed to be?You’re gettin’ it all over me… X-rated
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Charlie fucking Weasley.
That stupid name had haunted you for more than ten years now. There were very few people you hated in your life but his name was definitely on that list.
After enduring seven years of him at Hogwarts, you thought you’d finally be free when he was being drafted to play Quidditch professionally and you would move to Romania to fulfill your dreams of studying dragons. But no, for some stupid twist of fate, he decided not to become a Quidditch player and all of the sudden there was another opening at the exact Romanian Dragon Sanctuary that you had applied to so, again, here he was. And it seemed that no matter what you did, you were never able to escape Charlie fucking—
“WEASLEY!” you yelled when you finally spotted him, not far from your hut.
“Well, if it isn’t my favorite princess” you heard his voice as you approached him. “How can I help you, love?” he asked, brushing his hair away from his face, showing off his stupid tattoos on his stupid strong arms.
“I have asked you many times, to stop calling me that!” you glared at him. “I need to speak with you” you said, before you went back into your hut and he only raised his eyebrow before following you.
“Is this how you treat your guests, love?” he said, walking in and leaning on your desk as he started going through your stuff.
“I didn’t invite you” you smirked.
“You just did” he glared a little at you.
“Don’t be confused, Weasley, this is strictly business” you glared at him.
“Of course it is” he chuckled. “Are you working on the Sleeping Draught for the dragons? Weren’t we supposed to work on this together?”
“Yes, that is correct, Weasley. Excuse me for not wanting to wait 45 minutes to see you flirting with the group of girls casually visiting the reserve today” you told him.
“Oh, so you did notice that” he smiled. “Sorry, love, you must remember how it is” he said, brushing a hand through his curls and flashing his smile at you as you rolled your eyes. “I mean, I had a complete section cheering for me back at school” he shrugged.
“Oh, yes. How could I forget?” you asked, sarcastically.
“You don’t have to be so mean about it” he pouted. “Why are you making so much of it?” he asked, grabbing one of the phials.
“Why did I just find out that you are coming with me to Hogwarts, Weasley?”
“I asked first, Nott” he smirked, winking at you.
“Could you please not mess up my things?” you said glaring at him, knowing he did it just to anger you. “I am making more because we are bringing four dragons, not three” you explained.
“What? That doesn’t make sense, why? Isn’t it just three champions?”
“Well, obviously something happened, and now there’s four” you explained. “Now tell me why Steven just informed me that you are coming. Evan was supposed to bring them with me” you insisted.
“Tah-dah!” he smiled. “Surprise, darling! Looks like something came up and you got an upgrade so I’m coming with you instead” he smiled.
“Feels like a downgrade” you muttered.
“Hey!” he said, placing his hand on his chest and looking at you pretending to be hurt. “How can you say that? This is going to be so much fun. You, me, back at Hogwarts, like the good old days” he smiled flirtily at you. “Remember?”
“I’m not sure what days you’re remembering, Weasley” you said pushing him away. “But good is not what I would use to describe them” you told him.
“Of course not” he rolled his eyes, grabbing another bottle on your desk and throwing it in the air before grabbing it again.
“Give me that!” you said, grabbing it from him.
“Okay, so, since we’re getting four-” he said, as he grabbed one of your notepads.
“Stop saying we. You’re not coming with me” you glared at him.
“Oh, I beg to differ, love, see here?” he said, pointing at the paper you had earlier. “That’s my name, right next to yours” he smiled. “It’s official” he added. “So, let’s see what you’re bringing” he said, looking through your notes. “Chinese Fireball, Swedish Short-Snout, Common Welsh Green” he muttered. “Oh, I know, we should take the Hungarian Horntail we got last week” he smiled.
“What? Absolutely not!”
“Why not? That would be perfect” he said, grabbing a quill and adding it to the list.
“Weasley, that is one of the most dangerous dragon breeds and you want to take her to a school full of young students, do you have any idea how irresponsible that is?”
“Relax, it’s for the first task, I doubt it’ll be anything dangerous. Plus that’s why we’re going.
“No! We should take an Antipodean Opaleye” you said, trying to grab the notepad from him but he placed it out of your reach.
“Oh, come on, love. Live a little, I would have killed to see a Hungarian Horntail at that age” he smirked. “Nothing bad is gonna happen. We won’t let it” he insisted.
“You haven’t even spent time with her, Weasley, I have. I am telling you this isn’t a good idea!”
“What isn’t a good idea?” you both stopped when your boss, Steven stepped inside your hut.
“Well, we were just talking about how the fourth dragon should be the Hungarian Horntail” Charlie quickly said. “It was actually (Y/N)’s idea” he smiled.
“No, it wasn’t! I was saying that we should take the Antipodean Opaleye!”
“Come on, love, we are already taking a Common Welsh Green, we should bring something more exciting” Charlie insisted as he passed the notepad to Steven.
“I just don’t think that this-”
“I’m with Weasley” Steven said, before you could even finish. Of course, he was. Not because Steven was a jerk. He was actually a good boss. But this was the story of your life. Charlie would get away with anything he wanted. “I think the Hungarian Horntail would be an interesting choice. Plus, you’re going and if anyone can handle her, it’s you, (Y/N)” he smiled. “I’ll go make the arrangements while you finish the potion” he said, leaving your hut before you could argue.
“See? Lovely idea” Charlie smirked.
“Why did you do that? I’m telling you is not a good idea to bring her. She’s still settling in the idea of being around people-”
“You worry to much, love” he said, grabbing your phial and throwing it in the air again, but this time, he accidentally dropped it. “Uh-oh” he said, before smiling innocently at you as you took a deep breath. “That wasn’t… part of the Sleeping Draught potion, was it?”
“You mean the potion we’re giving to the, now four, dragons we have to transport that you were supposed to be helping me with 45 minutes ago?” you asked, upset.
“Uh-”
“Yes, Weasley, that was part of the potion” you told him.
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“Well, look who finally decided to show up” you said, annoyed, as Charlie entered the class and ran over to your desk. You couldn’t believe you were stuck with him as your Potions partner for the entire year.
“Sorry, princess. Practice ran late” he smiled, sitting next to you.
“Don’t call me princess. And I don’t understand how being in the Quidditch team gives you immunity so you can show up whenever you want to and work on half a potion” you said, as you added the next ingredient.
“Come on, love. Don’t hate on the team” he said smirking at you. “Everyone loves the team!”
“Oh, yeah, I have such a deep admiration for guys who fly around in sticks with other guys” you said with a sly smirk.
“I know you’re joking, but when you use that sexy voice, you know it turns me on a little” he mocked you.
“Ugh, I can’t stand you!”
“Then sit down” he smirked. 
“Shut up! And help me with this thing, or I’m taking your name off the Potion” you said, as he saw the potion you were making on your book.
“Ugh, give it, you’re doing it wrong!”
“Excuse me? I have brewed the Volubilis Potion many times before, Weasley. And I am already halfway through, without your help. I am not doing it wrong!” you snapped frustrated.
“Yes, you are!” Charlie said grabbing the jar of Syrup of Hellebore from your hand but you didn’t let it go.
“No! Give it!” you said pulling it towards you.
“Ugh! You stuck-up, know-it-all drag!”
“Take that back you pompous Quidditch nut!” you argued, neither of you noticing Professor Snape coming towards your table.
“Mr. Weasley, Miss Nott-”
“Give it, Nott!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“Fine!”
Charlie hadn’t been prepared for you to let it go and he ended up dropping the whole thing on the cauldron making it explode all over Professor Snape’s face. When you heard the small explosion, the entire class went dead silent and the two of you slowly turned to see your teacher’s face covered in soot.
“You two. Detention. Tonight. My office” Professor Snape said; as you both resisted with everything you had to not laugh at the change of his voice. “50 points off Gryffindor and 30 off Slytherin” he said before walking to his desk again.
“That’s not fair!” Charlie argued.
“Don’t think I didn’t notice you sneaking in in the middle of my class, Mr. Weasley” he added.
“Ugh! Thanks a lot” Charlie snapped at you.
“Me? You’re blaming me? You’re the one who dropped it!”
“Only because you wouldn’t let it go!”
“Enough!” you heard Professor Snape from the front of the class. “Both of you out of my classroom!” he said standing up.
“But I wasn’t-”
“NOW!”
“See what you did?” Charlie said once you were outside.
“Me? I had never been kicked out of a class or had detention for that matter! This is all your fault!”
“No, it’s not! You were making it wrong!” he insisted.
“UGH! Just because you’re the Captain of your bloody team, you think you’re the boss of everything! And everyone!” you snapped frustrated.
“It’s not my fault you can’t stand to be wrong!”
“You are so… so-”
“Charming?” he said smirking and raising his eyebrow at you.
“Vexing!” you snapped, as you walked down the hall but he followed you.
“Really? Well, you’re no ray of sunshine either!” he glared at you. “‘Oh, look at me, I’m (Y/N) Nott. I’m a patronizing know-it-all princess who thinks is better than anybody else!’” he said mocking your voice.
“Ugh! I don’t talk like that! You’re infuriating!”
“You know what? I hope you fail all your NEWT’s!”
“Yeah? I hope you go bald!”
“I hope you end up an old spinster!”
“I hope they cancel Quidditch!”
“Take that back!” Charlie snapped.
“Make me!” you said smirking at him.
“You know what? I hope that once we graduate here, I won’t ever have to see your conceded face again!” he said, before turning around and leaving for the Gryffindor tower.
“My thoughts exactly, Weasley” you muttered to yourself before walking to the Library.
*-*End of Flashback*-*
“We can fix it, love. Don’t worry” he said, cleaning up the mess. “See? Just like old times” he smiled. “This is gonna be fun, princess!”
“Don’t call me that” you glared at him, closing your eyes and taking a deep breath, trying to contain yourself. 
Yes, you had one very big problem. His name is Charlie fucking Weasley. And you have no fucking idea how you’re supposed to survive the next few weeks with him. 
To Be Continued
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A/N: so… part 2?
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Poke
Kakashi’s finger’s twitched but he refrained from doing anything as Suigetsu sat at his side persistently poking his cheek. He’d sworn to himself that he would be nice and civil when Sasuke brought his other team into Konoha for a relaxing day away from Orochimaru.
He just hadn’t realized how annoying they could be. Especially Suigetsu
“So this is the big bad Hatake Kakashi?” Another poke, this time a little harder. “I don’t see what’s so bad about him. Does Orochimaru really hate him that much?”
“It’s less about ‘hating him’ and more about finding him exceptionally annoying,” Sasuke explained as he handed his stick of Dango over to Jugo after having only eaten one ball. “Which, to be fair, he is.”
His patience was beginning to wear thin. Not inly was he forced to sit there being prodded by Kiri’s version of Naruto, but he was also being insulted by Sasuke at the same time. He was used to dealing with the second issue, but the two of then together was too much even for him.
“Mah, he’s just kind of there,” Suigetsu argued. “Even Orochimaru-sama is more interesting. They at least get annoyed with me.”
First poking
And then insults
And now direct comparison’s to the one person in the world that he hated with his entire being.
It was all too much. Kakashi had his limits and Suigetsu had stormed right past them without a single care in the world.
“Brace,” Sasuke warned, but it was too late. Before Suigetsu even had a chance to ask what he was talking about Lightning began to crackle through the air before striking its target.
A man made out if water who was able to withstand any physical attack, but who also served as the perfect conductor for Kaksshi’s lightning.
Suigetsu’s scream’s filled the air for exactly five seconds before dying out with the short burst of lightning Kakashi had focused into his cheek and blasted straight into Suigetsu when he poked his cheek once again.
When it was done, Suigetsu was left sitting there at Kakashi’s side looking like he’d been chucked head first into a thunder cloud.
“I told you,” Sasuke sighed. “Annoying.”
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Good Omens - The Naked Man !
Redraw of one of the most funny scene of the season 2 😏
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Bonus :
One of my friends asked for an additional page as they wanted a naked Crowley. But as I didn’t had an idea for a plot, I doodle this stupid sketch. xD
Edit : The bonus is done !
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