#I'LL FUCKING DIE

[starry-nights12]

Made this post about hand differences and I want Ekko and Jinx to become reluctant allies. He then he grabs her wrist so they can hide from enforcers in an alley.

#timebomb #ekkojinx #arcane #my post #I NEED them to show Ekko's big ass hands with Jinx small delicate ones😭 #And have the camaera zoom in on it like they did wth the c@tvi hand holding scene #I'll fucking die #I'm dying just thinking about it😭😭😭 #PLUS #FORCED PROXIMITY WHILE THEY HIDE???!! #THE LOW-KEY PINNING THAT ENSUES!!!! #(dies a 3rd time)

[lyramundana]

Remember when we used to go crazy because of Hyunjin's possible tongue piercing, only to find out it wasn't there anymore?

When I heard of the Hyunjin eyebrow piercing, my first thought was "marketing" "fanservice" "fake", whatever. Won't be the first time they got removable piercings just for show and mvs, so I wasn't hopeful.

But it's been quite a while now. They've done shows, mvs, presentations, and the piercing.is.still.there💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I'm having a crisis now

#if this shit contunies in february god forgive me #because none of you are going to handle the person i'll become if hyunjin confirms the piercing is there to stay #i'll fucking die #scream #sob #jump off a roof #i can't handle it #hwang hyunjin #stray kids #skz #skz hyunjin #hyunjin eyebrow piercing

[hauntedjpeg]

Fuck me, I'M super excited to see what you write next year!!

what if i fieucking diedd/?

#ask #i'll fuckING DIE

[sadncute666bearsclub]

I am surrounding myself with enablers until i die tragically young!! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

#cigs tw #cigarettes #sick cute #menhera #nursecore #i'll fucking die #sorry #i feel bad #traumacore #yamikawa #yami kawaii #sarah lynn

[stevie-gforce]

I know I said I wasn't going to watch the world cup but Mexico got me stressed the fuck out 😭

#bro what if we do it #what if we make it to the next round #I'll fucking die #im feeling some type of way towards messi over him stepping on our jersey but ima need him to do us a solid

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts #course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism #being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍 #hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn #i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well. #obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it. #realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus #cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself #into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway. #so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation #but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct! #and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want... #best case scenario. is what i'm saying. #every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy #and it's so fucking satisfying. every day. #fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system #you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao #yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :) #aromantic #aromanticism #aro positivity #aroace #arospec #sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon #you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself. #FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better #life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not #i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao

[yonch]

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE COSMIC JOKE

#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #loop #sasasap #start again start again start again: a prologue #in stars and time spoilers #isat spoilers #ok. ueyah. sure. i'll double post. fucking why not. honestly they make me want to die #AGHHH ghhhaghh AGHHHHHHH Loop #AAAAAAGHH fuck me FUCK me man its so fucking over theyre like AHGHH hahghh AGHHHHHHHHHHAHGHHH #im ok now #etoile tag

[zappyzlmao]

Mickey Mouse is public domain you say?

#trans #transgender #t4t #mickey mouse #minnie mouse #fuck disney #public domain #mickey #god is gonna show me this when I die and go “why did you do this marcie” and I'll say “i don't know”

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[moonlitkissing]

Today, I'm thinking about watching a movie with a boy, having his head in my lap, and gently scratching my nails over his scalp to hear his little contented sighs. Hand him snacks if he wants them and rest my free hand on his waist

And reach a little lower if his sighs turn needy until neither of us is watching the movie anymore

#she speaks #fem domme #gentle fdom #or whatever #listen I'll keep talking about cuddle sex til the day i die #or just cuddling #i don't care both are fucking spectacular

[scarlettroubles]

Yuta's gonna die from a heart attack before he can even step foot in that arena and finish off Sukuna at this point

#yuta okkotsu #gojo satoru #maki zenin #panda #inumaki toge #jjk #jjk spoilers #jjk 229 #yuta has been such a fucking mood in this arc #jujutsu kaisen #LET HIS HEART REST #HE CAN;T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE AND NEITHER CAN I #gojo don't die pls for the love of god #if gojo fucking dies I'll beat sukuna's ass myself #I'm so sorry for drawing panda and inumaki so shitty but I thought it was funnier this way

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Aziraphale's going to tell Crowley he can live with him in the bookshop by pulling the same "you can stay at my place...if you like..." that Crowley did at the end of series 1 I can feel it in my fucking bones

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #Like poetry it rhymes blah blah blah the fucking Vice Grip these bastards have on me is insane #this will happen and I'll simply die and scream

[psalmsofpsychosis]

#literally dont ask me what happened here yes this is a fucking meta #i just wake up and have to rebel against sane traditional writing structures or i'll die #anyway the idea of Joker saying this was a last minute joke thrown in my face by my last remaining very drunk muse #before we were all thrown out of the bar #Batman #batjokes #batjokes meta

[guiltipanda]

I'm obsessed with them

#nerdy prudes must die #starkid #lords in black #I fucked up on pokey just ignore it #I'll fix him later #wiggog y'wrath #pokotho #nibblenephim #t'noy karaxis #blinklotep #team starkid #Jon Matteson as Wiggly is everything to me #my art #fanart #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #the lords in black literally got me out of a year long artist's block

[evilkaeya]

100 notes and I'll watch the omegaverse yaoi anime

#I'll take one for the team #note that all I know abt omegaverse is that the alpha fucks and omega gets fucked #and they go through this period called heat? where they have to fuck constantly or they die? insane stuff

[see-arcane]

Jack: Van Helsing and I, the definitely-for sure canniest minds of the team, are keeping a close watch on Mina for signs of too much visible vampiritis. If her teeth get too pointy we'll sadly have to break out the stake and saw maneuver, as his been discussed and demonstrated to the entire group via Lucy and our Dracula plans. Thank goodness Harker is totally oblivious to our suspicions! Isn't that right, Harker?

Jonathan 'Spent Two Months in Vampire Hell, Fresh from Watching All His Allies Swear to Murder His Wife If She Got Too Dracula'd, Has Been Sleeping with Said Wife Every Day/Night, Has Not Let Go of His Giant Fuckoff Knife Since October 3rd' Harker, whetting the kukri until it's an atom wide as he casually takes stock of everyone's throats: No sir :) Haven't even the tiniest inkling :)

Jack: Excellent, you just keep those cold hands steadily sharpening that knife and stay ignorant to our tragic-wise machinations

Jonathan: Will do :)

#Quincey; in his laconic mental journal: 'So Jack and the professor are gonna fucking die if I don't keep an eye on this shit' #I said it last year I'll say it again #Jack would be the first one to die in a horror movie #'Harker would lose his nerve if he knew what we were considering!' #MY GUY HE WAS FUCKING SITTING THERE IN RAGE-GRIEF TEARS WHEN YOU ALL PROMISED TO KILL HER #HE IS IN THE SAME ROOM/BED AS HER 99% OF THE TIME #RENFIELD IS WHEEZE-LAUGHING AT YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE #THIIIIIIIIIIINK! #jack seward #jonathan harker #mina harker #dracula #re: dracula #dracula daily