#I'm salty today

[roalinda]

Tall Sirius Black supremacy 💅

#I'm salty today

[bpdnchill]

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#mental health #fuck capitalism #late stage capitalism #capitalism #capitalismkills #capitalist hell #actually bpd #actually borderline #black lives matter #blm #lgbtq+ community #I'm salty today #neurodiverse life hacks #life hacks #satire

[theflikchic]

Me reading a thread of people saying how welcoming and wholesome the Marauders community is knowing that I got harassed and bullied off an entire app by them for liking a fictional person they dislike:

#i'm salty today #can you tell #harry potter #HP tiktok SUCKS #marauders #if you are bullying people off an app for a fictional reason #you are doing fandom wrong #yes this is about #snape #but in general #don't do this #pro snape #oh and one more thing #true story

[certainlynotlost]

big buff remus lupin makes no sense bc when would the chronically-in-pain academics-focused library-rat pathetic little man find time to exercise, pleaaaaaase i'm BEGGING

#i'm salty today #everything remus lupin annoys me #he could be so interesting #and he's reduced to what #big buff toxic manipulative arse #but oh wait #he's also perfect #he knows everything #everybody likes him #fuck off #let him be pathetic #he's just a pathetic MAN

[mayalaen]

UPS rep: why didn’t you sign the contract with us i can get you better pricing?!

me: okay give me an example i shipped a 6x3x3 1/2lb box to Utah today

UPS rep: that would cost $12

me: shopify charged me $9 with the discounts they offer with their UPS contract

UPS rep: oh well we’re really trying to get people to come directly to us instead of shopify so why don’t you send me some box sizes and destinations and i’ll send you some pricing i think you’ll see a lot of savings

me: can you beat $9 on a 6x3x3 1/2lb box to Utah?

UPS rep: i’ll send you some info. is your email address the same?

Oh and when I told him that the last time I sent an overnight package it took 5 days to get there he was like oh well that’s strange.

No, buddy, it’s not strange. It’s bad for my business, and I’ve already got enough trouble with the way everything works against small businesses that I don’t need to spend more money and get the same shitty service.

#shipping #not the fun kind #real life #this is my life #small business #i'm salty today #ups sucks

[macaiv]

Source: Esteban's Insta Stories

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#but everyone said no driver on the grid likes Esteban 🤔 #sorry I've seen too many hate comments about Estie today so i'm very salty #anyway this is super cute #didn't expect this interaction at all #esteban ocon #eo31 #zhou guanyu #zg24

[thatswhatsushesaid]

man okay like. i am not trying to be an asshole! i'm really not! but when you add tags like this onto my meme post about nhs having to do jgy's job post-canon

while my initial reaction is mostly just annoyance, i'm also just... really tired. because just based on what we know about nhs and what he does to the qinghe nie in the intervening years between nmj's death and the guanyin temple confrontation, he is... not. going to do a better job than jgy as xiandu. he's not even going to do an equally good job as jgy as xiandu. i'd argue that he's going to do a much, much, much shittier job, because he ran his own sect into the ground.

"ohhh see he was only pretending to be a bad sect leader to lull everyone into a false sense of security!!"

listen. at some stage, after you have spent a decade and a half committing to the bit of being a bad sect leader for the purpose of furthering your revenge quest, to the point where completely unaffiliated strangers on the street know that the qinghe nie are languishing under your leadership, you're not just pretending to be a bad sect leader anymore. you are a bad sect leader.

nhs is not going to be a good chief cultivator. he's not even going to be a more-or-less okay chief cultivator. he's going to be bad at it.

#salty peak sect 🧂 #slowly drags my fingers down my face #i'm not dropping this in the tags because i do not want to experience The Horrors of this discourse unprovoked today #edited to add: this is not an invitation to dunk on nhs wholesale just ftr #i love nhs and i enjoy his descent into madness #but he is what he is #and what he ISN’T is a good sect leader or chief cultivator

[temtamtom]

If I had a nickel for every time Veneziano stole the body of a Saint to bring back to Venice, I'd have two nickels.

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

#hws Veneziano #hws Italy #hetalia memes #historical hetalia #Romano's salty bc one of them was a patron saint of his that he gifted to the Byzantine empress #“can I have her back??” “Sure :)! Only for seven days though ❤️” #I'm in Venice today so I've got goofy ahh venetian history on the mind #petition to throw APH Veneziano into the sea

[respectthepetty]

I have no idea what was the deal with Jack and Mike. Medploy's friends SUCK. And these parents magically just got better for no good reason, but the worst offense of the Twins' finale was Sprite did NOT wear First's yellow.

I wasn't expecting Zee and Salmon to get it together fast enough for a color exchange of red and green.

But I had faith at least one twin had a brain cell!

I don't care that Sprite wore an F initial necklace for First.

Because First was already wearing Sprite's S necklace.

I don't care that they put the yellow submarine in the blue water (take my crappy GIF!).

Because Sprite kept wearing blue.

Knowing damn well First was yellow.

YOU KNEW, SPRITE!

And yet you wore black.

BLACK?!

After First wore your blue MULTIPLE TIMES.

And combined y'alls colors into green!

I love you my tiny loser child, but I'm taking your lack of color exchange (therefore your lack of visual love for First) personally.

You and Twins are in Petty Prison.

#twins the series #this is your notice #petty prison #I'm gonna be salty about today's shows all year #the colors means things #and they mean YOU DON'T LOVE HIM LIKE HE LOVES YOU #color coded boys in love #or was this all a lie!

[queenlucythevaliant]

Also for the record, the whole White Witch-enchanted food thing still would have worked regardless of when the story was set. Kids like sweets, especially magic ones that symbolize temptation. The WW2 sugar rationing is not the pivotal element here

#the ww2 aspect of narnia is interesting flavor but like. it's not really essential #lots of books are inextricably linked to their historical contexts such that they can't be properly understood without them #i honestly don't think lww is one of them #the turn of the century setting of mn is far far more important to the story proper than ww2 is for lww #bc of the role it plays in genre and the influence of lewis's childhood on the story #the evacuation of london has one (1) essential story function: it gets the kids into a strange country house and away from their parents #you'll notice it gets dropped entirely in subsequent books #it's very interesting set dressing and definitely cool to play with #but narnia is not at its heart a ww2 story #if anything it's a ww1 story #narnia #idk why but I'm feeling very salty today

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

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#Silver Lining (SL) #Scrap worms (SL) #Sally (SL) #Unreality #speculative biology #shmorps art #got impatient so I decided to post the infodumping post today #Tumblr hates this post and wouldn't put it on the dashboard so I had to redo it. yes i'm a little salty /LH

[the-arson-author-gamer]

Yes, I'll take any aspec character (I'm desperate) but we need more aspec characters who are NOT the nerdy smart ones that know a shit ton because they don't waste their time on romance.

I need a batshit feral aspec character who will gnaw on the bones of their enemies

Or an aspec character who's a complete and utter himbo. Just image a himbo aspec (peak comedy potential here)

An aspec who is flirty as hell, but when someone flirts back they freak out (this wasn't supposed to happen!?)

Aspec only is smart at one specific thing but nothing else

Aspec characters who are just living their best lives

Evil aspec characters but not because they are aspec, they just happen to also be aspec while being evil

Good aspec characters but they are not good because they are aspec, they just happen to be aspec while being good

Morally grey aspec characters, but they are not morally because they are aspec, they just happen to be aspec while being morally grey

Aspec characters whose identities are not erased in order to be shipped with someone else (that'd be nice yknow)

#aspec #aromantic #asexual #aroace #taag talks #I'm being slightly salty today but I also do just want more aspec characters #I need a himbo aspec in my life I think it would improve a lot of things

[ofbakerst]

#just some baker st moments idk #look at him coming up w his fucked up little plans #plans that only work if he lies to watson #sorry i'm a little salty today #the hound of the baskervilles #granada holmes #jeremy brett #edward hardwicke #sherlock holmes #watson #baker street #maps #my posts

[musette22]

#stucky #stevebucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #anti marvel #anti disney #anti endgame #I want to apologise for flogging a dead horse #but I don't think I need to on here lol #I'll say I'm sorry for being salty today tho lol

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

Salty anon-

YES PLEASE!! A Solar and Lunar takeover. It could happen in either Sams or Laes channel. It doesn't have to be a full-on takeover. They could switch to multiple pairs like Solar and Moon, Solar and Earth, Sun and Lunar, Sun and Earth. And playing games as 3 players.

Personally, I'm tired of the constant "Oh no, another villain. We really can't catch a break." I know it's for the lore but sometimes, I just want to see these characters have fun, you know? Lighthearted teasing, video game sessions, other bonding activities, and the likes.

There's this rumor on Twitter that's circling a small group of Sams fans that hates Earth/Kat from beginning up until now saying that they don't include Solar in gaming videos because Kat/Earth didn't like her spot with Lunar being taken away. When I tell you I almost bang my head on my phone. They really find anything to hate on Earth/Kat.

I HATE THAT.

Twitter Andys look for ways to hate women. I swear to god. That's what it is.

I wasn't sold on Earth on her introduction.... But that episode got deleted.

And they found a way to incorporate Earth WAY more organically into the story then what they had before, and it sold me on her introduction. Her being there when Sun needed her, and being the one to Practically Raise Moon to be a better person, because Sun was still heavily grieving the loss of his brother.

AND I REAAAAAAAAAAALY hate the people who say she's A Mary-Sue JUST because she has a high emotional intelligence and is Feminine.

I have seen literal reaction channels complain that "Earth is brainwashed by the patriarchy."

........LIKE I"M SORRY?????

SOMEONE LIKING FEMININE THINGS AND BEING FEMININE IS NOT A BAD THING.

Someone Self Identifying as a Cis Woman and Confident with their Femineity and liking Feminine and Girly and Cute things ARE NOT SOMETHING TO GET MAD OVER.

So she likes flowers? Nature? She likes Barbies? Musicals? Girly things? She knows a lot about psychology has a high emotional intellegence and likes fun facts?

.... COOL.

GOOD FOR HER.

I swear...

People just hate women.

I am sorry if this comes across as like... Extremely negative...

But all the negative comments about Earth Boil down to this. Like just the absolute Horrendous takes.

And She is not a Mary-Sue. Earth doesn't have the answers all the time. She often makes mistakes... And she has extreme Daddy issues, and tends to overlook bad things in people for their good points and she can't handle criticism and is often very sensitive when it comes to differentiating joking around and bullying, which is a huge part of her character flaws.

I feel a lot of her development has made her more way more engaging, but I've been a bit of an Earth fan since Day one.

And I'm upset the Mary-sue comments even bled into the show, cause it got mentioned on the MAFS interview, which means they think that's the common consensus.

....Like stop it.

#sorry I'm salty today #tsams #laes #danachan's replies #danachan's asks

[yumejoshi1]

CIRCLE PRAYING THAT THE 💚 GREEN GAY NINJAS 💚WAKES UP TODAY AND FINALLY WIN LIKE THEY DESERVE

#qsmp #qsmp purgatory #qsmp team green gay ninjas #qsmp green ninjas #qsmp team green #COPIUM #I'm like that stage where you hallucinate before dying yknow #If they don't win today I'll just get even more salty #Won't post about it tho