Tell me 5 things that would happen in a world where Eddie and Steve are notorious monster hunters and the reader loves a good chase 🖤
sanne!!!!! i wish you could hear the sirens going off in my head as i read this!!!!!
1 — eddie and steve are partners not only in monster hunting but in love as well. i feel like they've also known each other for a lot longer than their adult years, they've probably been trained together or by the same person (hopper? hm?)
2 — the rest of the spicy six are definitely involved as well. especially nancy, she'd be a hunter too. robin and jonathan would be more involved with the academic part, argyle is their getaway driver, baby driver style, but make it stoned.
3 — they definitely have a good cop, bad cop thing going on, and it's not who would think each would be. steve is better at close combat, and heavier hitting weapons. eddie is a wordsmith, he negotiates better, he's more agile.
4 — reader would be a vampire with a vendetta, i think the boys could have done them wrong by killing someone they loved, and they'd probably want to mess with them from then on. if not that, then they'd definitely have a history regardless.
5 — i also have feeling reader would play dirty. try to pit them against each other, mess with their relationship, make them fight. and they would fall for it at the beginning, but soon after they'd learn to play their game. i see a sexy horror thriller waiting to happen.
let’s play a game. send me a potential au and i’ll tell you five fun facts that would happen in a story
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guys should I make a big post of all of the night shift characters (by all I mean as many as I can remember) as undertale/deltarune songs with explanations
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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Damian: "Red Hood has a pretty severe concussion. What do I do?"
Tim: "Extraction's still ten minutes out, just keep him talking."
Damian, urgently pressing the comm: "I don't want to talk to him, he's even more insufferable than usual."
Jason, lying on the ground, eyes closed: "That's funny Junior, because head trauma's the only thing that makes you bearable."
Damian, to Tim: "I'm leaving. It won't be the first time we've had a closed casket."
Tim, groaning disgustedly: "Robin--ugh, seriously, just stay there and keep him awake."
Damian, seething even more when he sees Jason's smirk: "Fine."
Jason, cracking open one eye: "Aww, are you concerned about me?"
Damian: "Shut up. The only thing I'm concerned about is our family's reputation after your public wipeout on that stupid motorcycle."
Jason:
Damian: "Are you still awake?" *kicks him* "Todd?"
Jason, grinning: "You said our family."
Damian, furious: "I didn't. You've lost more brain cells than you could afford."
Jason: "Wait 'till Tim hears, I think he'll want a group hug. Bruce is probably going to get emotionally constipated. Dickie would probably cry--"
Damian, panicking as he hears the Batmobile get closer: "Stop. Do not tell him--"
Jason: "You better erase every single fucking video of me crashing then."
Damian: "You have a deal."
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The urge to answer spam mail just to see what happens
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okay i finally have time to start setting up bess’s blog so i’ll probably be doing that this evening
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brain went 'what if the secret keeper/s just...keep Scar. unlike the other winners who killed/died at the end of their games, Scar is still alive. and on top of that he was given additional hearts, so in theory the keeper/s can just...keep him alive indefinitely, keeping him in that shimmering blue box, all alone, keeping him all to themselves as their little secret...
just. uh. food for thought.
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