#IN JAIL!! FOR SCHEMES!!!

[st-santana]

wanna see a magic trick?!?!1 bend over backwards!!! 

*gets arrested. gets arrested. gets arrested*

#omggg he got arrested!!!! #IN JAIL!! FOR SCHEMES!!! #his disappearing magician trick didnt fool lawmen #i love him so dearly #josiah trelawny #rdr2 #my art #this man wears eyeliner...... #JAIL!!!

[yikes077]

Rewatching the animated series, and I know it’s just bc character design and stuff, but thank god the four elements chose the specific national areas they did. I mean, water benders without blue or grey eyes?? Fire nation without the edgy black spiky hair?? The animals that teach bending really went “they match the colour aesthetic so they’re cool. They can learn earth bending”

#when they tried to pretend katara was an earth bender to get sent to jail #no wonder they thought the lemur was earthbending he fits the colour scheme #I was just watching it like how could they believe she’s an earth bender she’s wearing blue are you crazy #I mean like zuko and azula look like they bend fire #they’re just so pointy #and katara has the bluest fucking eyes Jesus #it reminds me of that one post where it’s like “I could never have ice powers bc I have a winter colour pallette #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #katara #fire lord zuko #zuko #prince zuko #aang #avatar aang #atla aang #sokka #atla sokka #azula #also ofc there are exceptions to this like lowkey ty Lee looks like an airbender #ty lee atla #but it was just silly to me

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Short Artemis Fowl tall Alex Rider squad unite

#alex likes just picking up artemis randomly like a cat #artemis is scheming alex goes over to him picks him up #‘rider what in the world are you doing’ #‘air jail arty’ #‘air jail-I AM NOT A CAT I AM A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND PUT ME DOWN’ #alexmis #alex rider #artemis fowl

[lotus-duckies]

nezha but i paste pictures of those "your 20's are weird" posts on top

#i would draw these but the will is low #yes i am implying wukong is in jail and trying to drag nezha into his pyramid scheme #mlm you know #nezha #nezha lmk #sun wukong #monkey king #lego monkey king #lmk #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #meme

[prismportrait]

#destiel #destiel news #trump news #us politics #get fucked you scheming weasel #it's so over #now we just need him to go to jail for the insurrection crimes

[saintlesbian]

pros of today’s ep:

the sprina scenes r sooooo 🥰🥰🥰 the banter over the essay is so funny, and I’m so glad they’re finally getting time to themselves!!!!

blayze is back??? AND FLIRTING WITH KRISSY???? lesbians we are SO back

drew getting beat up in the prison showers is kinda funny 🤭 plus Cyrus swooping in to rescue him… life debt repaid???

cons of today’s ep:

Portia being buddy buddy with Esme will forever rub me the wrong way 🤢 like. all this bc u don’t like spencer???? girl… hell is waiting for you…!

also once again. taggert will always be Trina’s one true father. esp after curtis violated her trust and privacy like that???

Carly can you stop trying to get drew outta jail at the cost of putting Sonny in instead… I mean Sonny should be in jail lol but girl so should you????

I try to tune out all of the surrogate plotline stuff but GOD is it annoying… like Molly is legit one of my least faves rn. and all of the other characters they’ve got tied up in this plot arc feel less appealing just by association????

#pentababbles #general hospital #trina teasing spencer… excellent! #nukrissy has really grown on me surprisingly enough but. I feel like getting her a gf would really make me like her #nunuMolly however… esp tied up in this surrogacy storyline… total flop! #I like seeing drew and Cyrus interact. it deeply intrigues me bc like. what r his motives??? #is he just using drew or does he genuinely like him??? #Carly still on my damn nerves with the whole ‘Drew shouldn’t be in jail’ thing #the Curtis and Portia scenes however… worry me. #I’m sure Curtis had good intentions in telling Portia about Trina’s trip as he’s tryi bc to step up and be her dad but. #already a bad idea now she’s not gonna trust you! #and Portia… it feels like she’s always scheming somehow to try and control trina… #I find trina a little too uncomfortably relatable in that regard. daughter of a controlling mother who’s trying to spoil her romantic life.. #idk! hits a little close to home for me!!

[pocketramblr]

dad for one but with rei...

Could you like, imagine if Rei was his daughter he didn't know what to do with, she's strong and cold but doesn't particularly want to be a villain, and he doesn't much want her to be one either, not in any way that threatens his stuff or her life at least. But then he hears Endeavor's been looking around for a match and he thinks "oh, there's no way he's gonna fall for an ice match right, he knows that would end awful right" but uh he fell for the match and the fake family in need and Rei's beautiful but aloof air, so,,, why not stick with it and see where it goes? it'll be good blackmail material, right? and its not like his daughter has a life of her own, or anything. he can bring her back to the base after and no one is any wiser, and she'll hate heroes even more and- kid?? and a second kid so soon? does she just want to get it over with? well seems like it's working, his underling tells him Touya is having problems with his quirk, but now instead of divorce and setting himself up for blackmail, Endeavor just keeps trying?? now four grandkids?? and Rei, showing her nerves on the phonecall with him for the first time in years, tells him that Touya tried to kill his baby brother and this one actually had the quirk Endeavor wanted and AfO thought impossible?? AfO decides nows the time to collect his family back and gets Touya before he can completely burn up, but Rei realizes she'd rather have her kids stuck with Enji than AfO, so she chooses to burn Shoto's face so Enji keeps him close and sends her away and??? i dunno she just hopes everyone forgets about Fuyumi and Natsuo because they're safer ignored and neglected than anything else???

#i dunno might be fun to play with in a universe similar to blade's naive melody #which i havent read yet because i want to wait until its all up for my own mental wellness due to some heavy themes #but that i love already anyway #hm yeah Rei hit with the stick is interesting #definetely feels like afo playing a long game that he hasnt actually fully thought through himself right #he's both a chessmaster and building little towers of blocks to knock down #or heck maybe Rei told Enji the truth #and she was institutionalized to keep her from being too close to any secrets but not put her in jail?? or smth?? #and they just. never told the kids anything #thats if you want to play it close to canon anyway #if you DONT oh hoho #there are many options #perhaps Rei arranging the match on her own to try and get hero help and just telling her dad its a villain scheme #but then idk enji doesnt believe her? because afo is a boogyman story?and she was too convincing with her fake family actors? #or does believe her idk #maybe rei thought the perfect quirk would draw her father out to where enji would see and believe her??? #actually everyones playing chess and blocks now #just chaos #except the todo kids who seem all completely unaware #it'd be funny tho if afo tells dabi hes his grandpa and dabi's like 'i could not care less man' #afo: oh. i thought i could manipulate you that way #maybe he still thinks the irony of afo's grandson and nana's grandson on a villain team together #not that they're very good teammates but still kjhghjk #anon #pocket talks to people

[providing-leverage]

Trying to figure out the legally of getting married at Stonehenge for fic reasons (not the time loop fic) because I saw someone say that weddings were not allowed there right after the finale aired and can't find the post any more. Lots of sights are advertising it but the actual government sight is giving me no info

#ted lasso #coach beard #it's the fundamentals sequel and Jane is going to jail btw #I've already decided that she's running a pyramid scheme and is going down #the Stonehenge thing would just be icing on the cake #colin/isaac/michael

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

i love you tv show….. izombie no one else will ever be you <3

#also. hope blaine doesn’t go to jail for murder i like him when he’s out in the world plotting and hatching schemes…. #izombie lb #i’m like aw cmon dale don’t arrest him he’s just a funny little guy!!! #ignore the killings…..

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

.

#look do I think that skit was cringe? absolutely #do I give them both sideeye for outright discussing her exes on national tv? also yes #do I think that means they’re doing everything for PR and that they want to livestream their dates? absolutely not #I think they just want to live their lives and do fun things #like go on dates and shit on exes as we all do #they just have to do it in the public eye for better or for worse #like they aren’t famewhores #they’re just celebrities so anything they do will be news #like there was 0 reason to bring up J o MH in that sky because nobody in the media has mentioned them for months #the skit was heavy handed as per usual with and #but they could have kept it with the media hype #mentioning J and MH just shifts the convo back on them which is kinda dumb bc the general public have forgotten about them #but like in the grand scheme of things No One Cares #let’s move on people lol #keeping this in tags because I’m sure I’d go to Swiftie jail lol #so they’ve decided to live how they want and do things they want together #gossip be damned #ugh my tags screwed up and I can’t move them back

[colognedecigarette]

my quest for more indopop like jebung led me to an evolution compilation of indopop girl groups beginning from the early 90s and good fucking lord i forget how atrocious the early-to-mid 2010s was: just a bunch of second gen kpop GGs copycat that the labels pumped out with little to no prep for the members thrown to the wolves. pretty much the only exceptions were just 7Icons (QUEENS) who were a bunch of indie amateur auteurs and JKT48 who were literally the sister group of JP's AKB48.

like Cherrybelle was a blatant SNSD rip-off down to song, choreo, and mv plagiarism; many of the other groups also had familiar choreo, style, and sound to other kpop GGs (that i only know of thanks to PIU2 music 💀💀). majority of them CAN'T SING OR DANCE including 7Icons but ssshh it's okay it's fine they're still iconic and they're also REALLY young, like barely 20, most of them look like teens, with one group in particular couldn't have been older than, like, 13-14 and that's a generous estimation.

ATROCIOUS. VILE. LITERAL CRIME AGAINST MINORS AND HUMANITY.

#these label execs need to go to jail!!!! #the kpop rip-off era of indopop was just a money laundering scheme yous can't convince me otherwise idc idc

[babblingbat]

Tiror's eleven-year old file. Their favorite charge is "uncouth conduct towards the elderly" and generally only refer to it when asked why why were in prison.

They escaped prison after about 130 days (it wasn't particularly secure, and they had help).

#this is one of my favorite elements of Tiror's backstory #because in the grand scheme of things jail is a pitstop in comparison to the rest of the shit they get up to #and they are _never convicted again_ #despite commiting many worse crimes #mine #queue better watch out #my art #writing #my stuff #Ilsangun Tiror #Advocate Tiror #this is a story about yknow unjust justice systems #that's kinda a big point

[hecksupremechips]

I finished aitsf!!! The ending made me cry cuz I’m a sucker for dads and cheesy dance numbers 😭

There’s still a few parts of the whole Big Mystery i don’t really understand, like all of the body swaps. That’s really just from me being a dumbass though. I gasped at all the twists and turns! I was able to somewhat predict the whole Date/Saito situation with my super awesome deduction skills, and I also was in the mindset that the new cyclops killer was multiple people and not just one person, or body I should say. I’m mostly just happy that Date is a big fucking dad at the end to 2 girls this time cuz it’s all I wanted. Also Aiba my queen 😩

#aitsf #aitsf spoilers #i will say the one bit i wasnt into was pewters whole deal #you see. as a homosexual i was a pewter stan before i even knew what this game was about #cuz i saw an image of him and was like YES. MR FUNNY GREEN SCIENCE MAN #but i was slightly disappointed with what they did with his character #cuz idk it felt like his deal wasnt explained well enough #like he ends up going to jail for aiding in 82s escape and in saitos scheme #which this was coming from ‘renju’ who was also pewters lover i guess #and like i assume he believed it was renju telling him this stuff cuz idk how he wouldve known otherwise #if he did they sure dont explain it #and i just wish they dived into his character more in general cuz deadass cant tell if hes evil or not #and im interested! like what was his relationship with renju they just straight up dont cover that except for the watch #and what did he know and not know about saito and how involved was he #like damn if this guys supposed to be evil at least do it properly smh #would it be petty and immature of me to call homophobia on the way pewter was written? #yeah but im gonna do it anyways cuz i think its funny but also maybe slightly true ajajaka #listen i just wanted him to stay the funny science man who says random bullshit while wearing really tight clothes and high heeled boots #let me have this just once!

[the-dispatch]

MHA announces scheme for prisoners who can’t secure bail

NEW DELHI: The Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) Wednesday said that the Government of India will support the poor prisoners who are not able to secure bail and pay the fine imposed on them. Click here to read full story.

#kashmir #jammu and kashmir #jammu #india #ministryofhomeaffairs #politics #government #schemes #jail #prison

[sergle]

sketching for fun before i lock myself in commissions jail tonight... i really enjoy this color scheme!

#sergle art #artists on tumblr #illustration #sketches

[thcpresidcnt-archived]

{ OOC } do you ever just want to go batshit insane and add a bad ending verse that you know will tear your muses apart but you don't give a shit 'cause the concept is GOOD ??? or is that just me

#{ oh its so hard being a genius. ooc posts } #{ i'm a terrible mun and deserve jail time for putting my muses through so much torture } #{ but i'm thinking i'm plotting i'm SCHEMING the ideas i have are HORRENDOUS >:D }