#Interdimensional Affairs AU

[thedarkangelpuppet]

You know the dark unicorn that is on Janna’s head that she wanted to keep? Does she still have it whether it is resurrected after return of magic? Is it in her wand now in the Interdimensional Affairs AU!

oh no nothing is resurrected in the AU. just because magick returns does not mean the creatures killed return. The reason Glossyrck exists as Index is because it's a reincarnation in a way fused with an alternative version of Glossaryck from Galaxies timeline. The unicorn Janna picked up will still be dead however it could have been reincarnated but that does nothing with the dead body. the carcass will still be a carcass

#star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #stomco #interdimensional affairs au #no resurraction

[reds-skull]

Hi I’m work anon, sorry it took so long to reply!

Okay here are my questions about Limbo

(You can be as vague or detailed as you like or you can also straight up ignore any of them)

Is Ghost the actual ruler of limbo or is it his Reaper?

If Ghost is/was the ruler does that make Soap one too now or is it Lumanary?

Do you think things could grow in limbo now (grave dirt + light/warmth= little flowers for the moths?)?

What do the other reapers think of Luminary?

Aside from the tear tracks, new fire and fire colour change do Soap and ghost look different know that they share a reaper/what do they look like actually in limbo?

Can price read the limbo denizens minds?

Did soap make the sword of Damocles/can he make more things?

Is there any tidbit or fun little lore bit that you loved but couldn’t fit into the story that you want to share now?

I hope these questions are alright I just really love your AU and I haven’t ever really read anything like your version of limbo before so I’m insanely curious about it (it makes me want to bite something). There’s definitely more questions I’m forgetting but this is getting now so

Have a great day/night and Good Luck with uni!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥳

Hi again! (love that your name is work anon now lol)

I'm gonna answer this in a bit of a roundabout way, because I feel like a lot of your questions will be answered if I explain more about Reapers and what makes Limbo so special.

So, in the fic I didn't dive in too deeply into what Reapers are, where they come from, what do they do when they're not meddling with human affairs, etc.

Reapers, as mentioned in the story, are powerful interdimensional beings, with the ability to pull beings into their realms, where they can physically change them. Reapers also have an ability to sense the course of destiny, not always in a clear way, which is why Ghost's Reaper was freaking out at the start. Destiny, by the way, is a pliable thing, and can be changed (as Ghost and Soap did).

Now, Limbo is a very exceptional power among revenants. It's mentioned a few times that the reason Ghost and Soap are so powerful is that they wanted something more than life, they wanted revenge. Therefore, their powers had a different goal than other revenants: Ghost's was to withstand any hostile attack towards him, and Soap's was to protect the people worth protecting.

But Limbo isn't fully just to protect Ghost, is it? It could've been a realm that instantly kills whoever enters it [which it was in earlier version btw], but the victims stay alive, they eventually accept Ghost back and obey his word. Why would that be necessary?

Okay, let's define Limbo. A separate dimension that Ghost can pull any being into, and change it. Like Rudy's Reaper said, Limbo basically works like a Reaper realm.

...Which makes Ghost an interdimensional being.

[This part I thought of just for my own fun, it might change in the future as I haven't written it down until now.]

What if Ghost's Limbo is a Reaper realm? That would make him a sort of very weak Reaper.

What if Limbo's intent was to create a Reaper-in-training?

Cosmically, Soap was supposed to kill Ghost. Both of them have a similar origin, except Soap had a specific revenge. Soap's powers boil down to "able to destroy anything." what about Reaper realms? What if their original fate was for Soap to destroy Limbo, and in extension Ghost, a Reaper to be?

Of course, they changed their fate. Which, by the way, started all the way at chapter 8. If Ghost didn't lose his cool and try to protect Soap, he wouldn't have been able to survive Limbo the second time.

So, when the fic ended, Ghost and Soap were both able to influence Limbo, their Reapers melding together.

Let's go back to your questions:

-Is Ghost the actual ruler of limbo or is it his Reaper?

Ghost. His Reaper can't change Limbo, just like other Reapers can't change its Reaper realm.

-If Ghost is/was the ruler does that make Soap one too now or is it Lumanary?

As the Reaper of Luminary said, they're now revenants of light, its absence and creation. Ghost and Soap share their rule on Limbo, Ghost on the victims (absence) and Soap on the moths (creation). I'm not sure if by Luminary you refer to the Reaper, which like I said can't affect Limbo.

-Do you think things could grow in limbo now (grave dirt + light/warmth= little flowers for the moths?)?

Okay, another tangent lol.

In the deal Reapers strike on a revenant's first death (as seen in the comic I made before the fic), they say "from this day till the day you die you are mine."

It's a concept I haven't expanded on at all, but what happens to a revenant after they die? In short, they're released from the deal, and are no longer under the rule of their Reaper.

As Ghost and Soap are now, alive and under the Reaper of Luminary, they're limited to the powers they were given. So, no, no flowers in Limbo. Yet.

After they die, and released from their Reaper? Suddenly they won't be limited to just those powers.

Sidenote, Limbo as it was acted like purgatory/hell basically. Now that Ghost and Soap rule over it? Could be turned into heaven.

This is the fundamental difference of them as Reapers-in-training. They're basically a classic Reaper now, taking people to the afterlife.

-What do the other reapers think of Luminary?

Before stitching together, the Reaper of the Void (Ghost's) was one of the youngest Reapers out there. That's why it's trying to force Ghost constantly, it's like an overbearing parent with their firstborn child. The Reaper of Destruction (Soap's) was one of the oldest, dating back to the first explosion ever. It was much calmer because of this, it has already seen everything, and had an easier time accepting the new change.

Other Reapers recognized Luminary as a herald of a new age, where humanity can affect Reapers just as they affect them. Whether they reacted well to that or not, I haven't decided yet.

-Aside from the tear tracks, new fire and fire colour change do Soap and ghost look different know that they share a reaper/what do they look like actually in limbo?

Outside of Limbo, beside the changes you listed, they didn't have any other. In Limbo, as you probably know, Ghost's eyes glow white. I imagine if he had his mask off, the tear tracks would as well. Soap's eyes were mentioned to glow as well, but unlike Ghost, the light seems to come from inside him, so his pupils are the only thing that glows.

-Can price read the limbo denizens minds?

If he had the misfortune to enter Limbo, yes, Price could read their minds. Ghost mentions in a very early chapter (3 or 4 I think) that the victims of Limbo have impaired mental capacity, so the experience of reading their mind would be different to that of a normal person.

-Did soap make the sword of Damocles/can he make more things?

As things are currently, he can only use the sword. Ghost's Reaper says Ghost stole light "a sword and a shield". Ghost obviously uses the shield constantly around him throughout the fic, and Soap uses the sword.

-Is there any tidbit or fun little lore bit that you loved but couldn’t fit into the story that you want to share now?

I think I answered that one first actually haha. As a last thing to mention, because Ghost and Soap are what they are, even after they die they would still be together. I didn't think of how Reapers die (if they die), but I'd say Ghost and Soap will have a couple hundred millions years together ahead of them :) [that moment when the cosmic horror turns into cosmic romance]

Thank you for letting me ramble about the magic system in the fic, it's one of my favorite things to figure out, and I always overthink everything so 90% of the details don't end up ever showing up.

And thank you for the good luck, I certainly need it T_T

Have a good day/night, and a Happy New Year!!! <3

#asks answered #ty for the ask <3 #long post #dont know if/where i should put the cut so youre getting no cut sorry

[phoenixyfriend]

SW Masterlist: In the Big Leagues

This post is for tumblr posts I've made that are specifically about one fic or another that made it onto AO3, including those that were previously on the Wider AUs masterlist.

Order:

One-offs

Sandstorm Verse (Flip the Hourglass)

Anakin and the Jedi Babies

Dimension Hopping to an Omegaverse (Bare Your Teeth, Soldier)

Commander Buir (This is Where the Story Starts)

Rex and Anakin Raise a Family

Fake Spontaneous Training Bond

Uncle Ben and Little Luke (Journey to the Center of the Galaxy)

Fake Sith TCW

Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped

TCW Leverage AU

ObiSabe AU (When the Bodyguards Hook Up)

Sticky Fingers AU

The Sexbot AU (Human Pleasure Droid)

Tread Upon the Wind

King, Soldier, Spy

Weapon Women

Parole Officer Fulcrum

System’s Scourge

Legally Horny

Jango Breaks Into Satine’s House

Fake Affair to Cover Up the Real Affair

Fett vs. Kamino Fertility Clinic and Sperm Bank

One-offs

A Candle in the Night - Anakin/Luminara (original)

Crossover between my Lumakin and Windwalker fics - Pt 2

The Way to a Boy's Heart is Through Violent Defensive Measures - Rex has difficulty with whiny AotC-flavor Anakin, a terrible flirt

Not Quite as Clever as a Fox - "I would kill for you.” “Great, here’s a list.”

Fett vs. Kamino Fertility Clinic and Sperm Bank - How this fic even happened, original post

In Which Anakin's Soulmate is a Lot Like Him, But More, and Worse - Adding some Pantress

Alert! Hot Young Single Dads in YOUR Area! - Street names are puns

Anakin Gets Pregnant and Causes a Scandal in Defense of the Jedi - Obi-Wan is just barely alien enough to have mating cycles (original)

Well, That's Not According to Plan - Rexanidala ft. pregnant transmasc Anakin (original)

General Kenobi and the Twins - General Kenobi and the Twins (original)

[redacted] - Hypnosis vs meditation

Amicable Anidala Divorce - Anidala Amicable Divorce (ft. whiny gay Anakin and “I can fix her” Padme/Ventress)

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Sandstorm Verse: (chrono) (AO3) Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex time-travel to pre-TPM Tatooine, Anakin and Rex have to be fake married for Ahsoka's safety

Base Post

Fake Marriage Shenanigans

Wouldn't It Be Easier

Various Thoughts on Anakin Needing Therapy

Interaction exploration: - Dooku - Maul - Maul&Soka - Shmi - Anakin&Anakin - Mace

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Anakin and the Jedi Babies: (chrono) (AO3)

* Anakin and the Jedi Babies

AatJB Addendum - whatever the fuck this was

* Jango Meets Soka (1.5k words)

* Names and Faces (6.5k words)

* Anakin, Shmi, and the Jedi Babies (3k words)

* Anakin and the Jedi Babies: Knightmares (1.6k words) - Ben just really loves banthas

* Anakin Introduces his Jedi Babies (and Himself) (5.8k words)

Winds of Change

The Conspiracy (of Anakin and his Jedi Babies)

JangoShmi and Jedi-Mando relations - Shmi finds out

Cultural comparison of Jedi/Mando/Tatooine

How doth yonder baby brain work

Ylliben Skywalker (hair and tattoos) - various related thoughts - * A Child’s Ink - Hi there’s art now! It’s by the amazing @shukruut - This is the outline btw

And this is the outline of the whole ‘verse (so far)

Pronunciation of names

The Kidnapping of Pre Vizsla

* Where There’s a Whill, There’s a Windu (2k words)

From when I was writing Child’s Ink - The same - Ibid. - New subplot

Why is Anakin not aging?

A specific fanart I plan to commission

I forgot Depa has a sister orz

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Dimension Hopping to an Omegaverse: (nsfw) (Chrono) (AO3)

Base Post

Surrogacy, Worldbuilding, Obi-Mom

How to Build an Army - The Clone Risk

Soap Operas

Tatooine (2.2k words)

Meet the Generals

Interior Design

Country Dyke

“Assigning” Dynamics

Rexwalker Nonsenses

No Way Home

Warfare 101

Quinlan and the Interdimensional Ingenues (except not really)

Random thought about Omegaverse pregnancies

The Spikes Thing (nsfw, noncon mention, body horror)

Gland Guards

“Weren’t you dead?”

Padme’s marriage to someone who is not Anakin

Churning his brain like butter

Chandrila, Mon Mothma’s pronouns

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Commander Buir: (chrono) (AO3) An excuse to let Cody be dad-shaped

Initial Brainstorming

Worldbuilding for the AU

Cody & Shmi Talk About General Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn enables Skybaby crimes

The Jango Incident - Just some age stuff

Rexsoka and the Quinlan thing

New Mandalore

Cody deserves to be petty

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Rex and Anakin Raise a Family: (Chrono) (AO3)

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Part Four

TPM Era

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Fake Spontaneous Training Bond: (chrono) (AO3)

Original post

gay

overbearing dad

undercover

various musings

Discussion of Fulcrum’s skills (see notes)

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Uncle Ben and Little Luke: (chrono) (AO3)

Uncle Ben and Little Luke (3k words, basically a fic)

Auntie ‘Soka and Little Leia (and Rex) (25k words)

Thoughts on “Auntie Soka and Little Leia” (jokingly, a director’s cut)

Rex, Pint-Sized Battlemaster

Twins, meet TCW plots

Planned continuations

Why not Han+Vader

The process of writing Auntie Soka - Addendum

“Luke rolls his eyes”

Headcanon meme

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Fake Sith TCW Trio: (chrono)

Fake Sith TCW Trio (7.5k words)

Thoughts, and perhaps feelings

Padawan Kenobi puts up with a lot

Writing this was a JOURNEY

GRITTY?

Why did I set this in Space!1930s NYC

Plotting the route from Rattatak to Tatooine

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Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped: (chrono) (AO3)

Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped

More of “Obi-Wan Declares Himself Dad-Shaped”

“Game’s over you son of a bitch! Tell me where she is!”

Requested Headcanons

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TCW Leverage AU: (chrono) (AO3)

TCW Leverage AU

The bit with Korkie

The Family Tree is… a Disaster (ficlet)

Family Tree charted out (with excerpts)

1970s Dooku/Sifo-Dyas by @uraaniuum

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ObiSabe AU (AO3)

ObiSabe

Palpatine

Face Blindness among clones

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Sticky Fingers AU (AO3)

Hondo Saves the Galaxy

Anakin the Distraction

Manipulating Anakain

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The Sexbot AU: (chrono) (AO3)

The Sexbot AU

Rex and Boytoy Anakin

Pregnancy

Writing process jokes

Not a slowburn, but a raging inferno someone’s aiming a fire extinguisher at

Poor Quinlan

Wanna Smash

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Tread Upon the Wind (and Chase the Sky)

Mace and Fives

Jaster’s opinion on swearing

Adventures in AO3 Tagging

Does this count as a Freedom Trail

Qui-Gon and Feemor

The King, the Soldier, and the Spy

Original version: The King, the Soldier, and the Spy

Writing the Intro

Time-travel or a break with reality?

Alas, poor Satine

Not Very Nice to Ahsoka 

Weapon Women in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

WandaVision/SW Prequels (original brainstorm)

Widows on Kamino (original brainstorm)

Reader response to Anakin getting a civics lesson in Witch’s Favor

Parole Officer Fulcrum Steals Three Million Babies

Ahsoka Steals Three Million Babies

Ahsoka with baby clone Glitch (art by @amikoroyaiart, commissioned work)

Ahsoka is Anakin’s Parole Officer

Systems' Scourge

Systems’ Scourge (original)

Addendum

Ahsoka’s helmet in time-travel AUs

Legally Horny

Legally Horny AU (original)

Fox and Padme need to talk about the politics before you guys can Bang

Reactions to Jango Breaks Into Satine’s House (And Criticizes Her Security)

the weird S*ltcoats thing

Using the fic as shorthand with discourse

Fake Affair (To Hide the Real Affair

Fake Affair to Cover Up the Real Affair (original)

Sexy Addendum, feat. baby twins folllowup

Shiny Rainbow Knife

Transfemme Anakin (original)

Shipping Musings

Fett vs. Kamino Fertility Clinic and Sperm Bank

Kamino Sperm Bank (original)

An additional Fertility Clinic joke, now with lawsuits

Modern AU Hardcase’s deadname

#star wars #phoenix posts #masterposts

[1-siracha]

au info!!

this is set 7 years in the future of the og timeline, and the exchange program still runs. eden was selected as a exchange student.

mc works as the head of exchange and interdimensional affairs at RAD and in the devildom, and has since been dating mammon.

it is planned to be a comedy/ slice of life, but gets more serious as the plot progresses.

eden has legally adopted aster and narad due to "family circumstances" (further elaborated later on.

he managed to place a spot as an exchange student by being in communication with one of the professors.

narad is studying theatre and the arts

all three of them have black belts in martial arts. eden is 3rd dan in taekwondo and 1st dan in stick fighting, while narad and aster are 3rd dan in taekwondo and jiujitsu, black wrap in boxing and MMA, and 1st dan in stick fighting.

aster used to do figure skating with eden.

#obey me #obey me art #obey me oc #obey me fanart

[svtfoecardverse]

#crossover time? #svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe cardverse #Interdimensional Affairs AU #otgw #over the garden wall #coraline #gravity falls #doujin #doujinshi #fancomic #comic #mystery kids #crossover #I was waiting to finally set this up

[plumbus-central]

So I’ve decided to shift all my Rick Sanchez/OC stuff from my twitter to here! Keeping that in mind I thought it’d be fun to write up a history of the AU their relationship takes place in!

Underneath the read more is detailed but not all-inclusive history of my oc Minnie and Rick’s relationship as it relates to canon. Enjoy! I put a lot of love into this story and all the art I’ve made and will keep making. Which I will also be posting here soon.

Minerva De Gaulle is the name of my oc. Here is some info on her:

She has her own storyline and universe and all that jazz but since her ORIGINAL story involves traveling through dimensions, I thought it would be fun to think about her and Rick interacting. This is what lead me to writing everything below.

So in this AU Minnie is the heir to a royal family in her home dimension, she is also part shapeshifter, and the traveling within “local” dimensions is commonplace in her world.

Civil war breaks out and the ten-year-old Minnie is assassinated, but since necromancy runs in her family, she is brought back. Pissed off and traumatized she decides to flee her home with the help of the Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs. In return for family secrets, they assist her and her grandmother Ophelia to emigrate to a dimension far far away from their home to start a new life.

This is where Rick joins the story.

Minnie is rehomed to his dimension. To his galaxy, to his solar system, to his planet, his country, his state, his town, and up the street from his house. (Fun fact that the Rick and Minnie I usually write and draw for are from Winamac, Indiana!)

Officially the way they meet for the first time is that the freshly dropped off Minnie, anxious yet curious of her new “human world” home, decides to take a walk around the neighborhood. She passes by Rick’s home and sees him playing alone with strange toys in his yard and approaches him.

I hc Rick as being extremely shy and quiet as a kid. Mostly due to his stutter being more severe back then, and he goes nonverbal occasionally, so he doesn’t say much to her since she’s a stranger.

She asks him what he’s doing and he says he’s “playing dinosaurs”. She asks what a dinosaur is bc they don’t exist where she’s from, and Rick opens up, happily infodumping to her bc he’s ten and loves dinosaurs. They quickly become best friends from this point on.

They grow up together and eventually move away from home together as young adults. (A LOT of stuff happens in between this time obvs but I’ll keep it short for now.) At this point in time, they are NOT romantically involved. There’s only a slight interest in each other but not enough to move on. (If you’d ask Minnie about this in the future she’d say that she and Rick “weren’t emotionally mature enough to date each other” at the time.)

Minnie ends up getting a job waitressing and meets Diane, forming a friendship. She then introduces her and Rick and they start dating. At the same time Minnie starts a piss poor relationship with a man named Gabriel. Rick and Diane get married and Minnie continues her relationship with her shitty boyfriend, and after a while, she ends up getting pregnant. She decides to keep the baby and she and Gabriel have a mutual parting of the ways.

Soon after Minnie gets pregnant, Diane gets pregnant too. Minnie gives birth to her son Anthony and Diane gives birth to Beth a few months later. The family is happily thriving for a while afterward. Minnie and Rick begin working on portal tech together from Rick’s garage. Unfortunately, Anthony ends up passing away from a type of cancer before he’s three.

Minnie has Anthony cremated and sends his ashes to one of those companies that makes ashes into gemstones. The green gem she wears around her neck is this stone. His death hits the family hard but over time they begin to adjust and heal. Minnie even ends up deciding to have another child and gets pregnant again through a donor service.

Everything is looking up for a while, and then Rick has his encounter with the Weird Rick. Minnie was not present during the encounter or the explosion but the stress of the aftermath causes her to miscarry. Rick and Minnie reel from the losses for some time before coming together to finish the portal tech.

Everything from this point on is basically the same (the revenge killing, the flesh curtains, the galactic rebellion, ect.) except Minnie is with Rick, traveling the cosmos, hand in hand for the next 25-ish years. There is a deep love and connection between them during this time but it doesn’t stretch into romantic or physical involvement yet. Notably, they seem to find themselves falling for each other around 35-40 years old.

About the time they reach the age of 50 they’ve started to have enough of the bullshit. Rick is going through his canon hopelessness phase and starts to drink himself half dead. And the decades of killing people with her best friend's face are starting to wear thin on Minnie. Around the time the other Ricks have started banding together to fight against our Rick and Minnie, Minnie starts to suggest that she and Rick say fuck it and give up. That they should go to some far-off dimension and try to start a new life free from any of this nightmare they’ve been dealing with.

Rick is closer in personality to S1 Rick at this time and lashes out at her. Feeling betrayed and abandoned by her wanting to give up even though he feels the same way. To him, he can’t truly ever give up, even if he does other things for a while like the flesh curtains or the rebellion he can’t give up entirely.

Minnie and Rick are deeply in love by this point but both are unwilling to say or do anything about it. (Mostly because of guilt over Diane, but also bc of fear that they might ruin their friendship if things don’t work out. For a long time, all Rick and Minnie had was each other. They don’t know what they’d do if they didn’t have that. *cough* severe codependency *cough* But they’re about to find out…)

Minnie had been thinking about ending the hunt for Weird Rick for a long while and is ready to leave. She BEGS him to come with her but he is stubborn and hurt and drunk and he refuses. But Minnie is stubborn too, and she promises she’ll come back to visit him and continue to ask him to join her. He still tells her to leave and she does.

After this is when Rick agrees to help build the Citadel and the Central Finite Curve. (This part of the story is obviously a little loose bc we don't have all the canon info for this stuff yet lol. But essentially, Minnie goes out for a pack of cigarettes and rick locks the door behind her.)

I like to think that he didn’t know the CFC would lock her out forever or be nearly impossible to take down. But when he learns about what it would take to bring it down he refuses to do it, knowing that Minnie would never approve of the destruction and death it would cause and would never forgive him for it. This is one of the biggest regrets of his life, but over time he fully accepts to live the rest of his life without the most important person in the multiverse to him.

Everything continues on canon adjacent for about 10 years until the CFC gets taken down by Evil Morty. AGAIN, this information may change when the new season comes out, but as it stands now, Minnies start flooding back into the universes they were locked out of.

The lack of portal fluid prevents our Rick from actively seeking his Minnie out but he’s basically an anxious wreck once he realizes there’s a very real chance he may see her again. After a few weeks, he does in fact get reunited with her, I haven’t decided how they find each other again yet, but suffice to say it’s damn emotional.

Rick gets to introduce her to the family. (He’s really giddy and emotional in the period after Minnie returns and it weirds the whole family out lol.) But now he also has to juggle all the lies he’s been telling to keep things normal.

The major thing is that Beth doesn’t remember Minnie from her childhood bc her original father didn’t have a Minnie, so she feels like her dad has been lying to her by omission this whole time. And Rick has to beg Minnie not to tell the family that he’s not their original Rick. (“I won’t bring it up but if she asks me about it I’m not gonna lie to her.”)

Minnie has to adjust to EVERYTHING:

The fact that Rick integrated himself into a Smith family while she was gone and now she has to deal with interacting with a woman who shares the same name and face of her goddaughter who died decades ago.

Birdperson was killed by the Galactic Government and was brought back and turned into a murder cyborg but then Rick brought him back again and oh also he has a child somewhere too so thats normal.

Where the hell is Squanchy her good friend Squanchy??

Rick never told anyone in the family about her. On the surface, she understands his reasons for doing this but it eats away at her inside and causes her IMMENSE pain that bubbles up from time to time before she loses it on Rick at one point. (Cue steven universe Bismuth scene: “You didn’t even tell them about me… You cast me aside and didn’t even tell your family! My family! That I even existed…”)

She and Rick have a lot of unspoken resentment about everything that happened and it comes out in aggressive and sometimes explosive ways s they start to readjust to life with each other. But they are both so different now… Minnie has gone through healthy growth and change from her trauma and is a much calmer and more rational person. (rick: “why are you acting so nice? Show them how fuckin crazy you are.”) Clashing with Rick’s succumbing to vast substance abuse and emotional trouble. He’s far more manic and cruel since she last saw him and it hurts her to see him in such pain. Morty tells her about Wubba Lubba Dub Dub and she is Distressed tm.

They’re still in love and have a deep cosmic connection that will never go away so now what are they supposed to do about these feelings??? Kiss????? Probably. (After quite a bit of healing is done anyway)

Summer is VERY entertained by the immediately obvious truth that her grandpa and this new lady are in love and constantly refers to them as if they were already dating. They hate this.

Just like Ricks have a predisposition to be a little sweeter to their girls (Beth and Summer), Minnies have a proclivity for their boys (Especially if the Minnie in question has lost a son) so Morty quickly becomes her “precious baby boy”. It’s embarrassing and annoying sometimes but let's be honest Morty needs the positive love and attention.

OTHER NOTES:

You may be asking yourself, what about all the other Ricks and Minnies? How did the CFC affect them? Well, characteristically, Minnies have a reputation for their strength and morals, which have no place in the citadel or inside the curve (remember that it was made to exploit others and glorify Ricks). Minnies would not stand for it so they were cast out. (It’s also worth noting that most Minnies are very intelligent, and the competition was a threat to the Ricks and their egos) So Minnies were either killed, locked out by trickery or force (separating them from their Ricks), or had to hide themselves EXTREMELY well to live within the curve. (Which only a handful of Minnies did successfully.) The Ricks who refused to leave their Minnies were also cast out, you can’t be a part of the CFC if you have a Minnie.

Minnie’s are not spoken of inside the curve and it goes without saying that most if not all the Ricks who participated in the Morty farming never had any Minnie’s themselves and were exhibiting Minnie-less Behavior.

And in fact, when the CFC goes down a huge chunk of Ricks are shocked to hear that she ever existed at all. Some thought she was just a myth. Some feel like they missed out by never meeting or “having” one. Minnie’s become a bit of a status symbol. (“not all of us are privileged enough to have had a Minnie Zeta-12. ”) And the Ricks who chose to leave their Minnies for the citadel are looked down on.

Minnie has an intense desire to be a mother and have a family. The fact that she ends up never having any living children and in fact seemed to become infertile over time is a point of great sorrow for her.

Minnie knows sign language and taught it to Rick when they were kids. She was also very patient concerning his stutter and defended him against people who would interrupt, insult, or talk over him. This helped Rick immensely in overcoming his shyness, nonverbality, and poor self-esteem as a child. In turn he taught her Spanish!

Minnie most definitely has undiagnosed autism. Another reason why she and Rick get along and understand each other so well.

When Minnie learns about the cloning thing she’s like “Space Beth?? No we’re not doing all of that. Just call her your sister Bethie she’s basically a twin anyway.” And nicknames Space Beth “Bea-Bea” after Rick’s tendency to nickname people repeating things like (in canon) Sum-Sum or Gai-Gai. And (in my AU or headcanons) Min-Min for Minnie, Dee-Dee for Diane, and Bun-Bun for a stuffed rabbit he has as a child.

That seems like all the key points for now! If you read the whole thing and got to this point I love you and you may take tomatoes from my garden. I’ll keep posting any new stuff I write for Rick and Minnie and anything I want to expand on in the future here on this blog. And I’ll definitely be drawing for them too! I can’t wait for you to see it <3

Thanks for reading!

#fuck it #posts this #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick sanchez/oc #text post #minnie/rick #if u dont wanna see any more of this stuff inculding art #block the minnie/rick tag #my stuff #i hope i didn't mess up any of the info but i gotta head to work now #if u have questions or comments id LOVE to hear abt em!!!! #PLEASE #this is something ive had so mcuh fun with for the past few months #i jsut gotta share it

[river-bottom-nightmare]

I know that Batman has been thought to not like metas, at very least not trusting them, and with the Nexis!Dick AU I understand the juicy potential for that angst. But if I'm understanding what a Nexis Being actually is, a person who's well-being is mystically tied to the world's and vice versa, wouldn't Batman do everything in his power to get Dick to quit being a cape/go full-on protective dad-mode, and not to turn his back on Dick? After all, if Dick dies then the world would be in danger.

oh, definitely! 100% babe.

i should clarify. the angst and feels of dick being terrified that bruce won’t accept him or let him be part of the batfam anymore because he’s not completely human, and his fear that bruce and the rest of his family are scared of him are completely in his head. this is just what dick believes and is scared of, it is in no way what actually happens. 

in reality, bruce probably is a little scared of dick. nexus beings are wayyy outside bruce’s jurisdiction, and there’s that tiny paranoid part of him that’ll always be there whispering about how powerful his son is now, and what that’ll do to him. but most of his fear is fear for dick. now, dick has a target on his back. now, dick is an extremely important player in interdimensional affairs.

dick’s the king. pivotal for the safety and stability of the universe, but not that powerful in of himself: he’s just human. and the fear of whpartat could potentially happen to dick is what bruce is mainly concerned about.

part of it is because what would happen if dick dies. obviously there are some universes where dick is dead. but “universal constant” means something. being an anchor point in the madness that is the multiverse means something. if no one else, then the flashes can attest to that. so from a practical standpoint, bruce should devote most of his time and energy into making sure dick is safe after finding out dick’s a nexus being.

he uses this reasoning in front of the batfam and they laugh in his face because holy cheeseballs, batman, you can just say you’re worried for your son and you want to keep him save because you love and care about him and want to protect him. it’s not that hard. 

anyway, yea. if you noticed me implying bruce not liking or trusting metas/aliens and that extends to nexus!dick, that’s purely bc those are internal fears and i was writing from dick’s pov. 

#dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #dc #nexus beings

[zabiume]

It's no doubt that Orihime is one of the more interesting characters in Bleach for me, mainly because I think she's kind of complex in the little that Kubo portrays of her, but I'm on pain meds and I wanna talk about her

-> she's a pacifist in a story where a person's weapon is literally forged out of their souls. Shinigami, quincy, Fullbringers all draw their powers to fight but she doesn't. This is obviously a source of contention for her because she's under the impression that the only way she can be "useful" is if she can fight. And who can blame her when every person she knows is a war-hardened soldier (Rukia, Rangiku, Renji) or classmate with an insane power-up (Ichigo, Ishida, Chad). She's got no point of reference to go to that fits her own moral code, so she ends up being a little bit of an outcast character/feeling alienated in her group

-> she's the only main character who actually acts her age. And age is such a weird concept in Bleach because there are very few characters who's age is a relevant developmental milestone -- most of their growth is measured in spiritual development anyway. So Ichigo, Chad and Ishida are all either awkward guys or "mature for their age" and everyone else is centuries old and plain kooky bc time is a social construct for them, but Orihime is the one that's unafraid to be silly, shows up to stop an execution in sweats, and dares to have a crush on a guy in the middle of...all the crazy stuff going on in their lives

-> she's fucking...sad? A lot of fanfic writers tend to water her down to a happy-go-lucky airhead but she's just Depressed, my dudes. There's obviously the layer of her that's protective and wants to help her friends that pushed her into going to HM, but the fact that only a few chapters prior we see her having a negative-self image and feeling "worthless" and these too are huge deciding factors that aided in her decision to leave. I find it haunting that she 1) genuinely didn't think she would come back and 2) genuinely didn't think anyone would come for her. And no, she doesn't get an insane power up or fight a bad guy (unless you count her slapping Ulquiorra, which was awesome) but she loses faith, regains it, and comes out of a horribly fucked up situation redeemed. She never puts herself down again.

-> she has a lot of unpalatable flaws, which I really respect. I know a lot of people don't Vibe with that (and that's perfectly okay!) but I think it really fucks that Orihime not only feels jealous and inadequate, but she's got the balls to overcome it by herself. She felt jealous of Rukia, so she made it her mission to befriend her. She felt weak and useless so she wrangled Chad into training with her and got stronger. Orihime is that one friend in the group that like,,,disappears for a while and you're like "are they okay" only for them to come out a month later on top of their game. Her grades? On top. Her crops? Watered. Her vows to protect? Renewed. Queen of dealing with her own bullshit without bleeding on other people.

-> her moral code fucks!!!! I know a lot of people wanted to see Ichigo stay back in SS and reform it or whatever (which is hilarious because Ichigo does not give a single shit about the government) but like,,, she genuinely wants to see peace and diplomacy between the three realms!!!! AU where Orihime agrees to be a Living World correspondent/liaison for the Interdimensional Peace & Diplomatic Affairs wing of the Central 46 (totally just made that up). She gives them her weird food cupcakes or whatever at the end of meetings and they all eat it because they have no idea what normal food should taste like. Hallibel is there and they go on work lunches when Orihime stops by. No one understands how this works.

#im gonna write this AU #plot bunnies #long post #did i metion im on painkillers ? im on painkillers #i love my girl #orihime inoue

[universalfanfic]

Time Travel AU where Owen, Maddie, and Connor accidentally go back in time to their parents' younger days, and Owen calls Sutton "mom" and she freaks out because kids? she has KIDS? And then she's like, "wait, WHO'S YOUR DAD?" (this is prior to Stutton being an official thing) Cue awkward silence as everyone tries to figure out how Owen and Maddie's parentage isn't the most obvious thing in the world (they're probs standing beside Steve). And Connor just, "This explains SO MUCH about you two."

Well, I wrote a bit for this and my computer ATE it, so here’s a bullet point instead!! (((((((: 

Connor was working on a time machine “for fun” and Owen Does Not Approve. Maddie is, of course, all for it, and an argument breaks out. 

Owen tells Maddie “not to be stupid”, much to Connor’s dismay, and that Does It. Maddie smacks a panel of the machine because “oh? You want to see STUPID?”

So, yeah. That’s how they end up time traveling. 

But not WHERE traveling

They are still in Tony’s lab and now are surrounded by some very confused not-yet parents 

Maddie tries to tell Tony, Steve, and Nat that they’re from the “Department of Interdimensional Affairs” because Connor flubbed introductions anyway 

Sutton comes in and she’s still healing from her time jumping dimensions. Seeing her looking beat up instantly alarms Owen which is why he blurts out “mom!” 

Everyone in the room FREEZES 

Maddie asks who the stupid one is now 

Of course some chaos ensues. Sutton is freaking out like, “What!? I am NOT your mom! WHo- WHAT” 

Owen is standing with his hands on his hips and turning red. Maddie has arms crossed and is grinning despite. All next to Steve (also with hands on hips, protectively next to Sutton) who is looking flabbergasted. 

Nat sees it. She goes from surprised pikachu to cheshire cat.

Tony confirms their spontaneous appearance and lack of records through Jarvis, so there’s really no use denying it. 

Tony, pointing to Connor: “Oh my gosh. Is it you? Are you my spawn? Look at those freckles, I’d recognize those anywhere.”

Sutton shouts, “WAIT” and everyone turns to look. “WHO is your FATHER???” 

There’s another silence as at least both Nat and Connor just stare at her. Steve looks a bit prickly. Like he doesn’t enjoy the idea of that question.

BLOND HAIR/ AUBURN HAIR, BLUE EYES, TALL, ATHLETIC BUILDS. WHO COULD IT BE??? 

Connor: “So you both get this honestly. I understand now. Everything is coming together.” 

They somehow manage to not give EVERYTHING away before Connor and Tony get the machine back up and running 

And neither Sutton or Steve have put the pieces together by the time they leave. They are hopeless. 

When Steve asks Sutton out much later, it takes them a second but they both Have A Moment. 

Sutton, the reddest red you’ve ever seen: “Oh my gosh… do you think..?”

Nat: “YES OH MY GOSH YES. IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS.”

#answered #ink tag #THANK U for this #now I'm just #THINKING about it all the time #next gen au #fjdkslaf;j these kids are hopeless #almost as much as their parents #...almost. #inkoutsidethelines

[borderlandscast]

Daemons don't need to eat or drink I think, parv as an angel would be helpful because angels are p much one of the only things that can get rid of the ghost things made by the knife, it's like a steampunk kind of time peirod, there are airships and magic, though it's before telephone and stuff, as far as references to species it's dependent of the person so I most likely wouldn't change into something the human had no knowledge of, eating and such of similar animals is dependent on the person

these are all very good thoughts, and i will factor them into this au as i go about crafting pieces and putting them into place! strap yourselves in as i wander through the hassle and trials of worldbuilding, aka, a writer’s woes.

daemons not needing to eat proves particularly useful since daltos’ daemon, a bearded vulture, requires a diet that’s exclusively about 70-90% bones so feeding dallas would be difficult; not to mention the weird mess that’s teep’s daemon, a cockatrice (half chicken, half snake).

on a side note, is there any indication of the world wars having happened in lyra’s world? i suspect not since a lot of the technology in will’s world is in part developed from the world wars; plus with the religious leashes on the majority of scientific research, anything more complicated than a telephone might just get silenced or licensed only by the more secretive religious factions for their sole use.

anyway, they have zeppelins (the equilvalent of airships) but they’re easily destroyed and they’re not as fast as airplanes; i doubt they’d be suited to crossing a giant body of water such as the pacific ocean without aid from witches or established supply routes. there’s also steam boats! but they take even longer.

which brings me to angels and magic. angels don’t have true flesh bodies since they’re basically composed of Dust and can repel spectres; i’ve decided to set the story prior to his dark materials happening, but close enough that if i decide to, it can easily seague into the durings of the book since uh, a lot of dramatic events happen and nothing’s funnier than having rythian and co duck and run for cover while the world decides to shit itself from asriel opening the way to other worlds.

i don’t know anything about the hiearchy of angels but here’s a lil bit as to what i’ve decided about parvis the angel. parvis is a well meaning but astray angel since he was once human but somehow ascended (it’s a mystery, even to him), stayed at a low rank for eons and then got himself evicted for the crime of intervening in lower world affairs. nothing even damning or heinous (to angels, anyway): he saved someone’s life.

that someone is: will strife. i guess will strife was supposed to die at the tender age of twenty but since parvis interfered, he’s supposed to hurry will’s death along. reasons why the big bosses want will dead? will wants to build an interdimensional railroad linking all the big worlds. he’s figured out he can traverse the worlds and is doing preliminary surveys to gather sponsors and attention. he got the wrong kind of attention, so instead of letting killing will off, parvis is sticking to will strife like glue since he feels really bad about his bosses ending will’s life early.

will comes from a technologically advanced world (where magic blurs into science and vice versa; he builds stuff like in MINECRAFT, YEAAAHH), so he arrives in lyra’s world armed with an atomic disassembler, a bag of holding, goggles that can see dust (which is how he tracks openings; he can see the dust flowing through them) and a bunch of hidden doodads.

problem: he refuses to believe angels exist.

solution: all parvis has to do is convince him that angels do exist and are critical to the existence of dust, being formed of the stuff and all that good jazz.

problem two: will strife is also an athiest.

solution: parvis hasn’t thought that far ahead yet. maybe if he helped will meditate and see his daemon, then maybe will will (pun not intended) be a little bit more open minded?????

feedback on these two is appreciated! parvis will pretend to be will’s daemon as needed until will’s daemon decides to appear. no idea what his daemon’s like yet. time to rewatch blood and chaos.

as for daemon forms, let’s just handwave it since lee scoresby didn’t know that his daemon was a hare until someone told him that she was one; this is in one of the short stories pullman wrote, and then there’s a page in the first book where lyra explores the crypts with roger and there’s symbols including a basilisk so i don’t even know how far we can push canon but let’s find out! and the guy with a hyena.

#borderlandscast: ask #borderlandscast: his dark materials

[starsrshiney]

Groupchat Semi- AU 3

So does anyone remember the groupchat semi au that I made two chapters for a year ago? Well, I guess its officially Universe 1.1.1 whereas Starsnapped takes place in Universe 1. I guess I should note that Starsnapped doesn’t happen in 1.1.1, since Stars (and Anniey & Von) were actually not in Socon when Carmo wanted to do the kidnapping in 1.1′s timeline.

(I actually have a file with 1.1 Stars falling into Starsnapped because part 5 is Not Agreeing With Me. Wanted to be a bit self indulgent, but 1.1 Stars just made the tension drop like a stone.)

But anyways, 1.1.1 While I try to get Starsnapped 5 to actually be finished.

DancingButterfly: I’m still confused.

GunsNSkulls: We know.

IvyHearts: Jimi, hush.

IvyHearts: Rose, what are you confused about?

DancingButterfly: Why did we have to turn in the laptops (?) for these rectangular farcalls?

SexyRecon: The community got whatever data they needed from that one chat we had with the laptops. Now they want to test how Socon’s environment does with the phones.

SexyRecon: Also, their type of techno-magic makes phones harder to break than laptops, so Mahn won’t accidentally damage this one.

HammerOfChallenge: I hate that you’re right about that.

GoggledBlade: Plus this lets us be on the move more. I think they gave us blueprints for portable chargers as well?

RufflesInFlight: They did! Jasmine and I will be working on them once we get back to base.

LuxuryLightning: A charging crystal with a metal tip is an interesting concept, I must admit.

DancingButterfly: Speaking of

DancingButterfly: Why can’t we go home yet?

IvyHearts: The Community needs permission to bring. . . something into Socon for the phones to work.

SexyRecon: Satellite upgrades, since the original network was just for our laptops.

SexyRecon: Socon’s clear as far as stability is concerned, but its not part of the Interdimensional Community yet, so there’s political hoops to jump through.

TeamCoach: Not that the hoops are too high. The Empress is pretty much all for this, and she made Stars  officially The Person In Charge of Interdimensional Affairs

GoggledBlade: Which reminds me- someone help me hide all the alcohol when we get back.

GoggledBlade: My boi didn’t want to be a leader. Now he’s the person in charge of how Socon presents itself to every other dimension.

GunsNSkulls: He’s four years older than you

GoggledBlade: My BOI

IvyHearts: Words can’t describe how happy I am that you got my brother out of his ‘romantic love doesn’t exist and sexuality exists just to harm me’ mindset

GoggledBlade: I wasn’t alone

FrostLizard: I believe Rose is still confused

DancingButterfly: I don’t think my last question even got answered.

IvyHearts: We need to stay here until everything is ironed out between the Empress and the Community

GoggledBlade: So until then we get to wander what’s basically an interdimensional mall

TeamCoach: With no money this community uses, not that we’d be able to take anything back since Socon’s not a Community dimension yet anyway.

SexyRecon: That’s why I’m hanging out outside what looks like one of Taroshan’s love hotels.

IvyHearts: Chax no

HammerOfChallenge: Chax no

FrostLizard: Lechaxim, no

SexyRecon: CHAX YES

StarTippedArrows: Chax no

SexyRecon: Wait, did you finish dealing with everything?

StarTippedArrows: No, my chaos senses started firing off.

StarTippedArrows: And after five minutes passed without Mika or Lady showing up, I figured it had to be you

GoggledBlade: WELL HE’S NOT WRONG

IvyHearts: Has anyone heard from Von? Or Aaron?

LuxuryLightning: Aaron’s with me.

ChemLab: I’m trying to find the phone’s voice-to-text option for when we get back.

GunsNSkulls: One chat with that and you’re spoiled, huh?

RufflesInFlight: I’ll help you look. I’ll need it if the chat goes crazy while I’m in my workshop.

SexyRecon: @StarTippedArrows I’ve just been invited to an interdimensional Alnwick Party, so if you’re not done soon I won’t be available for the next few hours

ChemLab: I’m chugging memory eraser potion when I get back

HammerOfChallenge: Save some for me

GoodTwin: ^

TeamCoach: ^

FrostLizard: ^

StarTippedArrows: ^

StarTippedArrows: Also yeah, Tuart finally stopped participating in the convo and everything went smoothly. Satellite launch is in three minutes, then we’re good to head home.

SexyRecon: Boo

StarTippedArrows: @everyone meet back in the community hall ASAP.

#writing #team stars groupchat semi-au #yeah this chap was basically to establish the switch from laptops to phones #Socon Universe 1.1.1

[thedarkangelpuppet]

So what it is like for Dipper as a king, running a kingdom with Dipper in the Inter-dimensional Affairs AU, Astrid’s universe?

I'm assuming you mean Dipper and Bill's kingdom. Rather chill through a bit loud for Dipper thanks to Bill's party tendencies. They created a mural understanding of eachother prior to Bill's takeover. Dipper still tends to berate Bill when he goes to far with some things tho

#gravity falls #otgw #over the garden wall #svtfoe #star vs the forces of evil #interdimensional affairs au #billdip

[justalonleynerd]

Crossover - Reddie/Mileven AU

Summary: This is just your basic Reddie Fanfic... plus a shit load of Mileven and  fighting interdimensional demons. Besides that it’s perfectly normal.

Word Count: 2,249

A/N - @whatsyourfavoriteegg helped me write a lot of this so go give her some love <3

I also know nothing about this website.

If I make any grammar or spelling mistakes HMU because sometimes I don’t catch them.

Chapter I "Language!"

[Councilor’s Office 1990, one month before summer]

"Mr. Tozier I need you to listen to me."

"Mmmhh... and I need you to shut the fuck up."

Mrs. Tior let out a surprised streak, really the combination of a gasp and a scream. Riche laughed and then proceeded to put his feet up on the brown couch he was sitting at and pretend to be focused on his shoes.

"Mr. Tozier! What have I said about your language?" Mrs. Tior said, while her prim blue glasses almost bounced off of her face.

She was fuming and Richie was loving it. Mrs. Tior's eye's were a dark brown color and her hair was kept up so that she looked (and sounded) like Rita Skeeter from the Harry Potter books. She sure had a nack for annoying students and just so happened to be the worst councilor Derry High School had ever seen.

"I don't need a shrink" Richie responded, rolling his eyes, "I don't know what my parents told you but I'm not mentally ill"

He said that last few words in a mocking tone and Mrs. Tior was considering throwing him out the window.

"You did not answer my question, Mr. Tozier" Mrs. Tior said almost calmly, folding her hands in her lap.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... I'm not supposed to cuss n' shit" Richie responded, his voice at a monotone.

"That is IT!" Mrs. Tior yelled, leaping from her chair.

Richie laughed while Mrs. Tior's hands were balled in fists.

"I am at my very last straw!" She yelled, smoke coming out of her ears. "You have some nerve coming into my office and treating me like this!" She screamed, mad with rage and emotion.

"Like what? Shit?" Richie asked raising his eyebrows.

"How dare you-" She was cut off quickly as Richie continued to speak.

"I am treating you how you treat me Sharon,"

"Oh that is it young man." Mrs. Tior responded grinding her teeth. "You do not talk to your superior in that manner! A young man like you should know better. You are not four!" She lectured.

"Are you listening to me?" She yelled the words so loud that Richie was sure half the school could hear.

"Oh yeah, I'm totally listening." Riche said as he sat up.

"Blah blah blah don't cuss... blah blah blah I'm going crazy... blah blah blah I'm being an ass hole," He barely said the last words when he was grabbed by the collar of his shirt and thrown out of Mrs. Tior's office.

Her office just so happened to lead into the the main office, so all of the office assistants and workers could see, hear, and witness the scolding of Richie Tozier. And to add to Richie's torment the short, freshmen, muslim girl who Richie thought was cute was acting as office assistant at that very moment.

"I just can't catch a break," Richie said to her.

The girl raised an eyebrow and gave a half smile as Mrs. Tior brought Richie's attention back to herself.

"Out of the office. Now."

Mrs. Toir used the last of her composure to usher Richie out of the head office into the front of the school yard.

Mrs. Toir glared at him. "I hope I never see you again Mr. Tozier,"

"Love you too!" Richie shouted as she stomped away.

"Where the fuck is Richie?" Eddie said, raising his hands up above his head, then bringing them back down on his legs, creating a clap sound.

"He's in the counselor's office." Stan yelled, laying down on a bench a few yards away.

"I know that dumb ass." Eddie snapped.

Everyone looked taken aback by the statement.

"J-Jesus Eddie!" Bill said, with a mix of confusion and worry.

"I've had a bad day, okay." Eddie said crossing his arms and slightly rubbing his cast.

Suddenly Richie Tozier popped up next to Eddie and was wearing the widest grin a person had ever seen.

"Aww, Eddie Spaghetti missed me!" Richie said, grabbing at Eddie's cheeks while he tried to get away.

"Fuck off Richie!" Eddie yelled as he wiggled free of Richie's grasp.

Richie grinned and messed up Eddies hair. "Aww, you love me, Kaspbrak!"

"Have you forgotten my name or something?" He shot back, carefully fixing his hair.

"Not at all, Eds." Richie said as he pushed up his thick glasses and sat down next to Stan, motioning for him to stop lying down and move over.

A heavy silence filled air like a thick fog, but it only lasted for a moment.

Richie quickly got up and sat down on the opposite bench with Eddie.

"You know the stars are beautiful tonight." He said with his head tilted towards the sky.

Eddie sighed. "What the actual fuck, it's bright as hell, dipshit."

"Language!" Richie shouted.

"D-Did anyone acknowledge the fact that R-Richie just said language?" Bill grinned.

"You know what else is beautiful, Eds?" Richie smirked.

Eddie glared. "I swear to god, if I say my mo-"

"Your mom!" Richie burst out laughing, which was abruptly stopped by Eddies cast flying toward his nose.

"Damn, Eds!" He said, rubbing his nose.

"Can you two stop flirting for like, three seconds?" Stan said as he loudly sipped on a clearly empty juice box.

"You about done with that, Stanley?" Mike said, riding up to the Losers and parking his bike next to the bench.

Stan shrugged and continued sipping loudly.

Mike sat down next Stan. "You're back early from the counselor, Rich." He stated.

Richie sighed heavily. "That bitch kicked me out again."

"I feel like that will be similar to your future relationships, Richie." Eddie teased, rolling his eyes.

"Challenge accepted, Eddie-o spaghetti-o." Richie laughed.

"I swear to god.." Stan said under his breath.

Léala adjusted her hijab and sat back down in her chair. Mrs. Tior looked at her in a condescending manner.

"Working hard or hardly working, Ms. Heedad?"

"Its pronounced Hih-Dehd." Léala murmured.

"I'm sure it is." Mrs. Tior said, turning around.

Mrs. Tior walked curtly back to her office and slammed the door shut. Léala swore that she could hear a faint screaming sound coming from that area. Richie was annoying as fuck but he sure made things fun.

"I wonder how she's still a Mrs." She said and adjusted her stack of papers.

After a few minutes, the bell rang to dismiss any after school activities. Léala stayed in her spot and continued working as if nothing happened. The door to Mrs. Tior's office slammed open.

"What are you doing? It's a Friday, children like you should be at home." Mrs. Tior glared.

"Well, I'm perfectly fine here. Just getting my work finished, unlike some people." Léala shot back.

"Don't sass me, kid." She responded sharply.

"Too late." Léala mouthed as she turned around to face her papers.

Long after Mrs. Tior left, the air in the room felt stuffy. The empty office felt confining and her legs started to ache.

"I could go for a short stretch," Léala said, talking to herself.

She stood up and walked to the front entrance, making sure to leave a crack in the door so she could get back in.

Léala took a deep breath and felt her energy slowly start to come back. She heard faint laughing and looked across the street at the local park. She grinned and noticed the boy from earlier, the one who was always kicked out of Mrs. Tior's office.

Richie looked up from the groups absentminded chatting and saw the girl from the office. He grinned.

"Later losers, I got some hot chicks to chat up." Richie grinned and sauntered towards Léala.

He walked without paying attention and nearly look out a biker but it didn't matter in the least to Richie.

"Hey, office girl!" He grinned as he walked up and nudged her shoulder.

"Troubled boy." She smirked and nudged him back.

"Ouch. Why the hurtful nickname?" He rubbed his shoulder, pretending to be hurt from the nudge.

"I just meant that you go to Mrs. Tior so often.. Are you two having an affair or something? Covering it up with a 'mutual hatred'?" She laughed at her own joke.

"You've thought about this a lot, kid." He smirked and Léala could see light sparking in his eyes.

"Nope, came up with it on the spot." She said without skipping a beat.

"So what is your name, Office Girl? I seemed to have forgot." He said in an awful British accent.

"I do believe that it's Léala. Léala Hided." She smiled and mocked his accent.

"And I'm Richie. Richie Toizer." He smiled and put his hand out. She took his hand and shook it firmly.

Richie noticed Léala looking at something behind him. He also felt a short presence looming in the background.

"Heya, Rich. Watcha doin'?" Eddie said, trying his best not to make the situation awkward.

"Eds, since when do you care what the fuck I'm doing?" Richie turned around to face him.

"No reason, just the 'dudes' talking about boring stuff.. like smoking and dumb accents." Eddie said uncomfortably, trying to lure Richie back to the group.

"What's up with your weird way of talking, Kapsbrak?" Richie grinned. "You're freaking me out. It's not like you."  He added with fake concern.

"Dayum, jealous!" Léala shook her head, trying not to laugh.

"Shut it." Eddie said harshly.

"Whoa, Eddie Spaghetti, chill out." Richie said, taking a step back.

"Well, maybe you should chill, Richie!" Eddie shouted at him as he started to go back to the park. Richie couldn't help but notice the group watching the whole conversation.

Richie Tozier lay on his twin bed facing towards the ceiling. It was around 4:00pm but he had nothing better to do but sit in bed and think.

He had biked home from the school only minutes after the conversation with Léala had ended. Eddie had walked with him back to the group and he had started to say something but Richie didn't hear. His mind was going numb. So, he just simply hopped on his bike and left without saying a word to any of the Losers. He spent his whole ride home feeling like he wanted to cry.

After what happened two summers ago, Richie hadn't been the same. He cried almost every night and he had started to not feel things any more. A hole had opened up inside of him and he couldn't find a productive way to fill it. So, he started doing a lot of stupid shit. He flirted with every girl he saw and he had taken on the habit of smoking. His sister seemed to be like even more of a bitch than usual and his parents weren't much help either.

After the summer, THE summer, Richie had told them about what he was feeling. He told them about how scared he was to sleep because he kept seeing the clown. It wouldn't go away. He told them about how his friends had started to say "beep beep Richie" to make him shut up almost instantly. Every time they said that to him it was just another reminder of that stupid clown and what it did to him. His mother's grand idea was to set him up with the 'best' councilor in Derry so he could get the 'proper help'.

His life was complete and utter shit.

He didn't want to do any of this school work and he didn't even feel like being around his friends. The clown was following him everywhere he went and he couldn't seem to shake the uneasy feeling. He spent almost a whole year completely alone.

Richie thought a lot.

His feelings weren't very complicated. They never had been. If Richie Tozier didn't like you he would say it right to your face. His brain had always been good at getting to the point. So, after coming home everyday and sitting alone with his thoughts and the silence he realized things about himself.

That was the year that Richie Tozier realized he was gay.

He didn't tell a soul. Richie started flirting with more girls to make up for the fact that he didn't feel normal at all. His own skin seemed uncomfortable on him and he just couldn't get rid of the clown.

Thats when the shit really hit the fan.

Richie didn't want to live anymore. He was tired of going though everyday pretending like he was happy. He was scared to death that his friends would leave him if he told them anything about who he was. They already had an idea in a way. One day Richie decided that it would be a good idea to cut his wrist. He knew it was a stupid thought, he knew that he shouldn't. But he just had too. Richie hadn't been thinking clearly for almost a year so even the most dangerous thoughts seemed fine if they weren't fuzzy.

It had been another lonely Saturday night. The 'perfect' Saturday night when it happened.

Richie didn't want to think about the gory details. He never wanted to think about it again. He had to look at his wrist every day and see the scars. There was no reason to ponder why they were there.

So, there Richie was, sitting on a shitty twin bed thinking about his shitty life.

"Don't touch the other boys Richie"

I won't.

"Don't or they'll know your secret"

#reddie #mileven #It 2017 #cute #shipping #richie tozier #beep beep richie #Eddie #richie #eddie kaspbrak #Stranger Things #funny #author

[femslashrevolution]

I Am Femslash - montpahrnah

This post is part of Femslash Revolution’s I Am Femslash series, sharing voices of F/F creators from all walks of life. The views represented within are those of the author only.

Hi! I’m Eve/montpahrnah, montparnasse on AO3; these days I’m active mostly in Harry Potter and Dragon Age fandoms, though really I’m free and easy and will read and rec in a wide variety of others.

When I was bouncing around ideas for something to share for this event, the one that tugged at me the hardest was the same one that’s always playing on refrain at a low hum in the back of my head: that musical, ineluctable chant of “I want to see more femslash!!!” We all know that song. It comes to a wailing crescendo when we scour AO3 for fic on our phones in our beds in the dead of night, our fond hearts beating hopefully, only to find “8 Works in Cho Chang/Padma Patil.” It’s a dirge as much as it is a call to arms: we want to see more femslash. There should be loads more femslash! So—how to encourage new writers? How to get you to leap with us onto these ships, these sailboats, these kayaks, these leaky wooden rafts?

A story for you:

The very first fanfic I ever read as an impressionable young girl was a short, extremely porny Eowyn/Arwen story on a site that seems to no longer exist; that was more than ten years ago, and, in between Googling “nipple clamps” on the family computer, I began searching for more, enthralled by the idea that other people out there thought Eowyn and Arwen should be having tons of filthy hedonistic sex all over Middle Earth. I didn’t find much, but what I did find was something of a gay Holy Grail for me: stories written by people like me, stories about women who existed for nothing and no one but for themselves and for each other. This came at a time I wasn’t sure who or what I was, and at the time I was afraid of that; in many ways, femslash was my introduction to a wider world of possibility and certainly to fandom at large, a gateway through which I connected with other queer people, where—for the first time—I realized we could tell our own stories, on our own terms, whoever and wherever we were.

That’s an incalculable thing, finding that slice of community where you fit like a stray piece, and through that first flush of discovery, realizing you have a voice too, that you have your own stories to tell. I want to hear those voices—more and louder and longer, in as many renditions as there are people to speak them.

Stemming from that very first Eowyn/Arwen fic is something that’s been invaluable and sometimes game-changing for me when it comes to writing femslash, which is to really think about the transformative part of “transformative works.“ By that, I mean: this isn’t canon, this is your story. Transform it. Rebuild it. Do whatever the hell you want. For me this has been so freeing because it puts less emphasis on sticking closely or even loosely to canon and more on your own voice and the things you can do with it, to not feel so limited by what canon gives you—or, maybe more accurately, what it doesn’t give you. That doesn’t mean to absolve creators of their bullshit, or that it should fall to fandom to fix said bullshit; rather, instead of using canon as the landscape or the charcoal sketch to fill in, treat it like the blank canvas where you make everything else happen, or maybe just the frame—the very bare bones of this story you’ve built that’s yours and yours alone.

Are there women in your canon who would make an incredible, smolderingly sexy couple—if only that canon would let them interact? Write it. Want to see women on the frontlines of a story that is wholly, irrevocably theirs? Do it. To me, that very first Eowyn/Arwen fic embodied the spirit of all this as much as anything. Everything you’ve got, every story you want to tell, I promise we–femslash creators, readers, enthusiasts, etc–want to see it: Vivienne and Morrigan outmaneuvering each other in politics and inconvenient love, Ms. Hudson and Joan Watson embroiled in charged intrigue, Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown unraveling sexy conspiracies post-war with the help of divination, Isabela and Hawke falling (back) in love at the end of the world, Nymphadora Tonks and Fleur Delacour kicking Death Eater ass and falling in desperate love along the way, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood hooking up as bandmates in a London punk AU, Kamala Khan and America Chavez falling hard in the interdimensional crossover AU of your dreams, Willow Rosenberg and Tara Maclay flirting with blood magic, Eowyn and Arwen in an all-woman Fellowship defying all tenets of circumstance and convention. You get the picture.

Imbue them with all the love, rage, pain, triumphs, tragedies, all the experience and precarity and joy you want. Put them whenever and wherever you want; write fraught slow-burns and breakups and make-ups and wild AUs and consuming, desperate, revelatory love affairs. Make these characters and these couples as voracious as you want them to be, and in your own love of them, be voracious. Be loud and be hungry and be joyful; I promise, you will find an audience and you will find other people who share your love for all these things. It may be a ship full of people and it may be a three-person kayak, but no matter what, you’ll find others who are in deep right along with you. I’ve found that kayaking is an incredible way to make friends. And enthusiasm catches; yours will, too.

Take your characters, take every single story you’ve wanted to give them, every single journey you’ve ever wished they could have together—and make it happen.

#montpahrnah #I Am Femslash #Type: Meta #Femslash FEbruary 2017 #Femslash February #submission

[thedarkangelpuppet]

more about my AU

OTGW:

- Beast was one entity but absorbed all the souls fed to the lantern.

- the souls inside the Beast yearning for their old lifes such as family and friends and the isolation caused the Beast to be extremly touch starved

- Beast is a yandere

- my oc Willow is a parasite atleast during her embero stage. I know I tagged my fanfics as mpreg but its more like parasitic since Parasites do enter from the mouth either via eggs or by swolling lavea. As Wirt swallowed a fruitseed (the egg) causing Willow to live for the first months of her development in him means I can give him horrifiying sickness symptoms that are similar to human pregnancy aswell as just some parasite hosting typical sickness. this was mostly inspired because Wirt’s name literally is host in german. Theres also parasitic plants like the zombiemushroom or well most parasitic plants that just feed off other plants but the point was Parasites! 

Willow is also born via c-section because anything else makes no sense

- The reason for Willow’s existence is that the Beast used her to trap Wirt in an ultimatium situation where he had little to no choice but accept being with the Beast

#interdimensional affairs au #Otgw #Over the Garden Wall #Willow #Poetree

[thedarkangelpuppet]

do billdip kids have powers???

all of them except the youngest would have been born with powers. through the way that their world works anyone can do anything as the world gotten taken over by Bill and his Weirdmagaddon spread to the entire world causing the world to act like a constant lucid dream for everyone which makes everyone equal and all powerful but in alternative universes where that isn't the case:

Merak: floating,acess to the mindscape, blue fire, shapeshifting

Dubhe: mindreading, Acess to the second dimension. Sizeshifting, Clairvoyance

Phecda: Limb expansion, Telekinesis, Invisibility

Alioth : Hypnoisis/Mindcontrol, Posession,

Megrez: Acess to the second dimension, Duplication,

Alkaid and Alcor: Reality warping, Regeneration

Mizar: Powerless but a good streetmagician/scammer (when ever I mention he has no powers in  the current AU its because he is a abnormality that can’t use the lucid dream world to his advantage)

#billdip #bildip kids #Interdimensional Affairs AU