#Jason the chewtoy

[flamingpudding]

Part 4 of Ghost Kid in Gotham

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How to catch a baby brother

Richard 'Dick' Greyson had a problem. It wasn't a nuclear level of problem but it also wasn't a paper cut level of problem either. Because apparently he had a baby brother no one in their family but Damien knew about. Granted Damien had confessed that said baby brother was dead and had supposedly died eight years ago.

The explanation that Talia had apparently pulled another Jason was not helpful at all. According to Damien, in response to Tims findings, there was no other way for the twin to be alive other than Talia having preserved his body and then decided after eight years to drop it into the pits. Well lets just say his opinion on that woman if it was already down in the depth it certainly was now.

Which, considering the glowing Lazarus green eyes, could mean that there was now an eight years old child running loose in the Bat Cave with Pit Madness. Not just a simple feral eight years old that looked like perfect B adoption material and so happened to be blood related.

"Guys we need a plan. We can't just let our little teethling run loose."

"Richard, do not refer to my brother as little teethling." Dick only grinned. "Well the little biter needs a nickname and until I find something else fitting its teethling. Or do you have a better suggestion?"

Sweet little Baby Bird was now glowering at him. Oh protective were we, his little brothers definitely were the cutest. He was definitely going to tease sweet little Dami about this later once the first phase of new little brother crisis was over. For now they had to find the little guy first. The Cave wasn't exactly childproof.

"Let's use Jason as bait." Tim suddenly suggested causing the second oldest to grimace. "The little guy apparently likes biting him. We could use that as an advantage."

"Absolutely fucking not." Little Wing disagreed and Dick chuckled in good humor.

"Aw come on Little Wing, this is your chance to make a bond with our new baby before any of us can."

"For once I agree with Todd. Absolutely not, who knows where he has been. I will not have my brother become sick from biting him." He would have cooed at this, if Jason's face change from surprise at the agreement to a purely offended scowl wasn't so funny.

"Okay no biting bait. But we gotta draw out the little guy and calm his Pit Rage." If that feralness the kid displayed had even anything to do with Pit Rage.Considering the glowing eyes though he would think so. Dick eyed Jasons for a moment, he didn't seem to be affected at all nor had he said anything about the Pit being upset or feeling anything strange. So maybe the little guy wasn't suffering to an extrem from it? But he had apparently been brought back by a Lazarus Pit, so the likelihood with their experiences so far was slim.

"Well we gotta find a way to secure the little guy before B comes back or Alfie finds out." Jason mentioned still scowling at Damien. "By the way, I want to be here when you guys tell B about this. I wanna see his face and make fucking sure the little biter won't be turned into another kid soldier."

"Jason." He scowled, this was definitely not the right time for that sort of discussion but he had a point, they needed to find little… what had Damien said his name was? Wait did Damien even tell them the little guy's name? They all had just been using nicknames so far.

"Dami, what's the little teethling's name again?"

"I haven't told you yet." Ah okay so he didn't have a hole in his memory. "It's Danyal, but when we were younger he didn't like the way grandfather and our teachers called his name and insisted on being called informally as Danny."

"Okay right, so we better find little Danny and get everyone together to introduce-"

"Might I ask who this 'little Danny' is, Master Dick?"

He did not scream. But his heart rate shot up with Alfred just appearing behind him like that. Really sometimes Alfred could be as bad as Cass in the ways of sneaking up on people without them knowing.

"Alfred, hey hi what are you doing down here?" He was not nervous, no he wasn't. The way the butler narrowed his eyes at him did definitely not scare him at all, nope.

"I was informed that all of you returned uninjured." Though his eyes narrowed at Jason's hand that got cut earlier and his brother instantly tried to hide it behind his back when he noticed Alfreds eyes on him. "But the four of you, despite having returned to the Cave, have not come up yet. So I was merely checking on you, to make sure nothing was wrong after all."

He gulped. Really there was no way of ever hiding anything from Alfred.

"Jason brought a child to the Cave that we found out is Damien's twin that had died eight years ago but was brought back to life and is now feral and hiding somewhere in the cave."

At least it was Timber that blurred out everything they knew so far.

"His name is Danyal." Baby Bird added and the four of them waited for Alfred's reaction.

"I see. I will go prepare one of the rooms then and inform Master Bruce to return sooner from his meeting with the Justice League then. As well as prepare for a family dinner as soon as possible, I assume. Will my help be needed in finding young Master Danyal?"

"No worries Alfie, I think I have an idea on how to draw out the little shiiii-biter. You made cookies, right?" Jason at the last minute corrected his words because of the look and Dick couldn't help but snicker.

"I indeed did. If my help is not required then I will be on my way."

Giving them all one last look over, the Butler smiled before he turned to leave. Dick, Tim and Jason let out a sigh in relief once Alfred had left again to which Damien only eyed them strangely.

A little while later Jason went to get the cookies and came back with the plate and staring at a green post-it note. "Since when does Alfie stick green post-it notes with cryptic shit on plates?"

"What?" His brother only shrugged offering the note to him. Tim was looking over his shoulder at it and the two stared at the strange writing.

"I think Cass or Steph might be pulling a prank on us? These look just like random squiggles."

"Let's leave this for later and look for the little teethling." He passed the note to Tim, noticing the curiosity in his eyes. Oh boy, he probably should make sure his little brother gets some sleep instead of trying to encrypt whatever was written on that little note all night.

"Now everyone lets take a cookie, resist eating it and go hunt down our little teethling."

Damien narrowed his eyes on him. "I told you to stop calling Danyal that." The little baby bird still took a cookie though and marched away into the bat cave. They had separated wandering through the Bat Cave trying to cover as much ground as possible and by this point Dick was ready to call for Cass to join them, maybe even wake up Duke just so they would finally find the little kid.

That was until a familiar yowl of pain resounded in the Cave. The direction made Dicks stomach sink once he remembered just what was in the Cave in this direction. "Jason!"

Once he arrived there he feared for the worst. Jason avoided the area, because B had placed their Lazarus Pit there and his brother had often said that it was one of the reasons he didn't like coming to the Cave that much anymore let alone into this area of the Cave. To hear his brothers shout of pain from that area couldn't mean anything good.

Well that was until he got to the scene. Dick didn't know how long he stood there frozen but at some point he knew he took out his phone to take some photos of what was happening. Tim was already laughing and Dick was pretty sure that Babs was most likely recording this with one of the many cameras B had in the Cave.

Jason lay with his back on the ground, with one hand his brother was still holding the cookie waving it desperately before Danny's face who was biting down on the other arm sitting on the downed vigilante's chest. Little hands gripping onto the arm in an attempt to make sure no one was taking his chewtoy away from him. Meanwhile Damien was trying to lift the little biter off Jason by holding him with his hands under the kids armpits.

"You little shit! FUCK! Come on, here is the cookie! Take the fucking cookie! OUCH FUCKING HELL! How is he resisting Alfies cookies!"

"Danyal, No! You do not know where Todd was or how dirty he is. Let go of his arm this instant. We do not want you to get sick!"

"Hey!"

This was gold, Dick decided, and would go straight to the black mail as well as family memories folder.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #damian wayne #feral danny #jason todd #danny and damian are twins #dp x dc #de aged danny #fanfic #dick grayson #richard grayson #tim drake #dc x dp #crossover #alfred pennyworth #unedited #no beta wie die like danny #Jason the chewtoy #Alfreds cookies are irresistible #Danny doesn't know that yet #clockworks post-it notes are cryptic and in ghost speech #dpxdc

[cleromancy]

actually i think it fucks severely that tim stole jasons suit specifically to be unwell in it and told people he would stop wearing it when bruce got back and then he didnt stop wearing it when bruce got back

#stole is a strong word considering jason left it in a dumpster #but like #this is his emotional support cowl? #i think its good for jason serial outfit thief to have his own stolen a little bit and i think he should get to grab n shake tim like a+ #chewtoy about it #like simultaneously mad and also distantly realizing that tims not at all alright in the head about him #dc #queued from my drafts #jaytim #jaytim text

[happyk44]

older campers having to dodge jason's instinct to latch onto their hands and start chewing bc he keeps snapping through all the other toys they give him and for some reason he thinks their fingers look like chewtoys :/

#jason grace #wolf!jason #happy talks pjo

[ethmaron]

cracks knuckles finally time for a silly au. explanation below the cut! 

(also my pen was subjected to being a chewtoy so no dig art for the meantime) 

please bear in mind this is an entirely self indulgent goofy au things dont have to make sense bc i say so  so everyone just kinda lives in the same area and no one is a super except for jon (bc of damian shenanigans i will draw later) but basically the batfam are all shapeshifters to a degree, but how they get adopted by bruce are all kinda the same stories--tim mostly takes the form of a cat! --yj is the name of their friend group in this! :) 

no one knows theyre shapeshifters except jon knows abt damian but thinks its only him--tim only ends up a kinda mascot of the group because he hangs around kon when hes a cat a lot and kon just kinda drags him around to meet the others and etc from there 

tims a cat, dick is a german shepard most the time, jason likes to be a bear, (im undecided on cass and steph as of now) and damian is young enough he doesnt have a favored form yet. bruce just kinda does whatever he wants--and alfred is just a normal dude who got dragged into the nonsense 

#young justice #cassie sandsmark #kon el fanart #kon el #cassie sandsmark fanart #bart allen #bart allen fanart #impulse dc #dc #superboy #wondergirl #traditional art #dc young justice #shifter au

[legowerewolf]

I was tagged by @eadrey-the-iptscray here in this post. Yay!

3 Ships: Hoo, okay. Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard(/Kevin Day) from All for the Game. Jason Grace/Percy Jackson. And lately: Danny Phantom/Jason Todd.

First Ever Ship: Oh, gods. The first one that I'll admit to is Nico/Will. We don't talk about my bandshipping days.

Last Song: Africa by TOTO (it's a bop, alright?)

Last Movie: Bros. It was such a callout.

Currently Reading: But I Want to Be Let In, Not Out by @thewritingowl (again)

Currently Watching: Various things on YouTube. Awaiting the next episode of "The Technical Difficulties Do Things".

Currently Consuming: Nothing at the moment, but in about an hour, a really nice breakfast sandwich?

Currently Craving: Bacon chocolate. I'm sad that the "bacon everything" fad died out, because some of it was actually really tasty.

No-pressure tagging: @murphyhatesme @twiafom @toopliss-chewtoy @blessphemy and anyone else interested

#andriel #kandriel #jercy #dead on main #danny phantom #jason todd #tag game

[atlasllm]

found a new chewtoy for the blorbo chart lads his name is jason todd

#atlas speaks;

[anothertimdrakestan]

dick: alright who took my escrima sticks

jason: ha shut up karate kid

tim: you haven't cleaned those in years no chance i'd touch them

duke: imagine having to use escrima sticks, couldn't be me

damian: tt *sharpens his sword*

titus, with a new metal chewtoy: ▼・ᴥ・▼

#elles shitposts #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #titus the dog #damian and titus #batfam #batboys #batpets #batfamily #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect dc quotes

[ceo-entity]

I miss the old days.

All we had to worry about was a bitchass mime and the car that ran over Jason and me evolving to CEO and coochie discourse and Damien killing folks that one time and Huntress’s promotion and LITERALLY EVERYONE HARASSING ME TO GIVE HER THE PROMOTION AND THEN A SECOND PROMOTION OR RAISE and Freddie Freaker and johnny being an absolute chewtoy and everyone adoring Mothman and Croissant and he who will NOT be named and and and

ah

i am...longing.

[kesoyotes]

Tagged by @sadgrungefreak and @swet-pant :))

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better and answer the questions!

Relationship status: taken bacon despite me being an absolute fuckin weirdo

Favorite color: ironically, it's purple!!

Ships: I don't rlly ship anything ig

Last song: "Starve the Ego, Feed the Soul" - The Glitch Mob

Last movie: shit I actually can't remember, might've been Legend of the Guardians

I tag @pop-peroni, @sp-the-fanfic-queen, @deathtothecrows, @lucifers-chewtoy , @jason-lol-more-like-gayson , @bigslappybighappy , and whoever else wants to do it ig

#boom more info about me #blue crying over nonsense

[flamingpudding]

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Literal Ankle Biter

"Fuck!"

"Red Hood are you okay?

Jason let out a grunt as answer before a muttered "I am fucking fine." followed and he attempted to shut off the coms on his helmet again. This was the third time Oracle had decided to reactivate his coms and fuck did he not want to deal with his siblings in his ears right now.

"You little shit, why do you have such sharp teeth?!" So far no blood had been drawn by these sharp chompers. But he would probably have bite mark shaped bruises.

"Oracle put his video feed on the Batcomputer!" He heard one of his siblings over the coms, great that was the last thing he needed right now. Swiftly he turned off the coms again but he had no time to remove his helmet to chuck it into one of the dark corners of his apartment as sharp teeth lunged for his arm again.

He held up his gun and the sharp teeth chomped down around the barrel of his gun. He let out a fleeting chuckle as he spied a grimace on his small attacker's face. "Ha, not so fun chewing on metal is it now?"

"HOOD WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ARE CHILD CHEWING THE BARREL OF YOUR GUN?!"

Wow actual cursing from Dick that must really look bad to them.

"A CHILD IS DOING WHAT?!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP. The magazine is empty and there is no bullet left in it." He yelled back into the coms as he dropped the gun, and with that the child, to the floor to finally take off his helmet to throw it into the kitchen. His siblings in the Bat Cave can have some fun staring at his title flooring there.

Meanwhile he stared down at the kid that was staring back at him from the floor, the gun no longer between their teeth. The kid was staring at him the same way it had earlier sitting on the ground like a cat ready to pounce on their prey.

When he had first entered his apartment he had noted that it was way colder than it should be. At first he had thought his heater might have broken but then two Lazarus Pit green orbs stared back at him from the darkness of his room. His first instinct was, of course, to pull out his gun and aim it.

Then his brain kicked in with reasoning and he started cursing Nightwing over the coms accusing him of attempting to prank him. Because he was the only one coming close enough to his apartment on today's patrol to pull off a prank on him and not trigger all the alarms that were set up.

He will never admit to the little scream that came through the coms before shutting it off as he flicked his lights on and found a literal kid wearing an oversized Nasa shirt perched on his living room table staring at him like he was the intruder to his own apartment.

Before he could even ask a question, that feral kid pounced with their mouth wide open, sharp teeth glinting in the bad lighting of his apartment and ready to chomp down on any of his limbs. He had gotten a hold of the kid a couple of times but every time the kid somehow managed to slip out of his hold. Before attempting to gnaw on his arm or leg again.

Of course his grunts had alerted his siblings every fucking time Oracle had to switch on his coms when he switched them off on fucking purpose. Seriously he did not need for his siblings to hear or see him struggling agains a fucking child of all things. In his defence the kid was fucking feral and obviously wanted to make him its new chewtoy.

"Okay kid, we can do this the easy way or the hard way." He lifted both his hands letting his palms face the kid who of all things started hissing at him. What kind of child fucking hisses like a cat?! A fucking kid that pounces and attacks like a cat apparently.

Well there went his throw blanket as he swiftly ripped it apart and made the kid bite on that instead of his arm and tie the ripped off strip around the kids head. Once the kid was properly gagged with no choking danger, he wrapped the rest of the blanket around the kid so it wouldn't start thinking about using his hands and feet to fight instead of only its teeth.

"Don't glare at me like that. I gave you a choice." The kid was glaring daggers at him and he could only smugly smile down at them before he frowned.

Now that he finally got a better look at his small attacker, he noticed some things. For one there was the glaring fact that the kid looked way too much like the demon brat when he had been younger like a carbon copy. His first thought was that the kid was a fucking clone but so far any clone they came across was at least same age as the demon brat, that feral kid didn't look any older than seven or eight.

Second thing he noticed was that the kids' eyes flickered between the Lazarus green and a sky blue, both colors were glowing though. So was this a meta kid? Or considering the clone theory, a failed experiment the bitch Talia had dropped in a Lazarus Pit?

Then there was the fact that the Pit in his mind was strangely quiet and not the least bit aggressive or angry by the feral kids presence, no in fact the pit felt the calmest it ever had in a long time, even a little protective if he interpreted part of the silence correctly.

Who the fuck was that kid?

The sound of snapping teeth ripped him out of his thoughts and he stared down at the kid again just in time to pull his leg away from shape chompers. Somehow that feral brat had wiggled his way over to his legs and had also chewed his way through the makeshift gag that lay discarded at the kids former placement. "The fuck is wrong with you little shit?!"

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By the time Jason rolled with his bike into the Bat Cave, his siblings had fallen into a state of absolute chaos arguing back and forth, the footage from his helmet still playing on a part of the screen while a screen shot from the time the kid used his gun as chewtoy was taken and zoomed in to get a close up of the kids face.

Not that it helped considering the image was tat bit blurry but had enough quality that his siblings could see the kids similarities to the demon brat. Which probably was the cause for them arguing back and forth if that kid was a clone or some sort of experiment considering the age boy appeared to be.

"Jason?! What happened to the child?!" Of course it had to be Dick that noticed him first.

"Dropped him off the Wayne tower, what do you think?" He snarked back as he lifted the buritoed child that was aggressively gnawing on a gag made from bat wire. He rolled with his eyes at his siblings' gasps. Look they didn't have to deal with the kids biting or attemtping to bite them when they drove a fucking motorcycle. The wire was reassurance, after the kid managed to chew through at least three ropes, and two cloth made gags. The boy had razors as teeth and Jason had not been in the mood to risk crashing on his way to the Cave, okay?!

"Damn he does look like Damien but in small size." Tim mentioned as he got a little closer, curiosity getting the best of him before turning to the teenager in question. "Think it's a clone?"

"<tt> of course it is. Most likely a failed one Mother didn't dispose of for some reasons." Dick arched an eyebrow as Jeason just studied the youngest among them. The way the demon brat had said that felt wrong and by the way Dick was looking at the brat, he wasn't the only one that noticed.

"The fuck you want me to do with that little shit?" He was getting tired of holding up the kid like the boy was some prize he caught. Well he did catch that little biter in a way anyway.

Tim let out a shriek and jumped back from Jason and the kid, a syringe in his hand with a little blood drawn from the boy. The older could only raise an eyebrow as the younger gave the biter a wary look and shuffled back to create more distance. The kid still bound by blanket burrito on the other hand had managed to chew through fucking bat wire and was snapping and hissing in Tims direction eyes brightly growing green.

"Carefully he bites."

"His eyes they…"

"Glow Lazarus green, yes."

Really did he need to state all the obvious things to his siblings.

"We should just get rid of that thing." Oh gee demon brats, solution to everything. Just get rid of it. Even if it was a clone, he was holding up a fucking kid here. He may kill but even he wouldn't step so low as to kill a fucking child just cause it would be convenient.

"Now, now let's just figure out if the kid is really a clone or maybe a Meta." Ever the peacemaker Dick tried as Jason and Damien glared at each other while Tim made his way to the Batcomputer to analyze the little bit of blood he had been able to withdraw before the kid started snapping at him. Suddenly the blanket in his grip felt lighter than it had before. Staring at the empty blanket burrito a curse escaped his lips alerting his other two siblings.

"Where did the child go?" Dick asked panicked but let out a yelp as something rushed past his feet deeper into the bat cave.

"You imbecile can't you even keep a child contained?"

"Shut the fuck up, the blanket burrito was secure enough to at least get here with that feral biter. I wanna see you try to not get fucking biten by the kid when driving a bike!"

"<tt>"

#danny phantom #danny fenton #feral danny #jason todd #red hood #dp x dc #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #fanfic #danny and damian are twins #de aged #de aged danny #Danny has sharp teeth #Jason the chewtoy #no beta wie die like danny #I am learning how posting works #unedited #dpxdc

[kidsviral-blog]

Shovel-ready job: Conservatives hijack Obama’s ‘bullshitter’ remark

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Shovel-ready job: Conservatives hijack Obama’s ‘bullshitter’ remark

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/261533047969697793

The Obama campaign kept things classy today, with the president telling Rolling Stone magazine that Mitt Romney is a “bullshitter.” The president told the magazine that kids have “good instincts” when it comes to telling such a thing about a person. In response, hundreds of conservatives on Twitter relied on their memories rather than their instincts to dig into the president’s history of B.S. Pull on your hip waders for a stroll through the pasture.

“The attack in Benghazi was by a spontaneous mob in response to some obscure YouTube video.” #Bullshitter

— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) October 25, 2012

Maybe Obama should’ve called Romney a #Bullshitter from the closed Solyndra headquarters. #p2

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 25, 2012

“The unemployment rate will be around 5.4%. #Bullshitter

— Conservative Girl (@caseykim12) October 25, 2012

“Bill Ayers was just some guy that lived in my neighborhood..”#bullshitter

— C. O. Jones (@Crazyupinhurr) October 25, 2012

If you say you’ll “cut the deficit in half”….you might be a #BULLSHITTER #tcot

— John Dee (@GaltsGultch) October 25, 2012

Hey, remember that time, when #Obama said he was going to close #GITMO ? #bullshitter

— Hashtag David (@Hashtag_David) October 25, 2012

If you claim all bills will be online for 72 hours prior to a vote, you may be a #BullShitter

— Robin Cavallaro (@RobinCavallaro) October 25, 2012

“I had nothing to do with sequestration” #bullshitter

— Chewtoy (@HoundOfDoom) October 25, 2012

You know who’s a #bullshitter? The guy who repackages his failed first term agenda and promises, no really, I’ll get it done this time.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) October 25, 2012

“If you like your insurance plan you can keep it. If you like your doctor you can keep him.”- @barackobama #Bullshitter #tcot

— Torrey M. Spears (@torreymspears) October 25, 2012

“These are shovel-ready jobs.” #Bullshitter

— Seth (@dcseth) October 25, 2012

“I will not have lobbyists in my administration.” #Bullshitter cc: @tpcarney

— Seth (@dcseth) October 25, 2012

“Planned Parenthood offers mammograms”.#Bullshitter

— bakedflounder (@bakedflounder) October 25, 2012

Obama’s ‘composite girlfriend’ in college #bullshitter

— I Am Bush’s Fault (@cantrellr) October 25, 2012

I am going to go line by line through the budget. #Bullshitter

— Pundit Review (@PunditReview) October 25, 2012

Yes We Can #Bullshitter

— mb (@imsure) October 25, 2012

“I’ve known Rev. Wright for almost twenty years. The person I saw yesterday was not the person that I met twenty years ago.” #bullshitter

— Brian (@BKudron) October 25, 2012

“the private sector is doing fine” #bullshitter

— Ori (@OriKeinan) October 25, 2012

“Obamacare was a bipartisan plan.” #Bullshitter

— Jamie Chapman (@Chapman_Jamie) October 25, 2012

“Fast & Furious began under the Bush administration.” #bullshitter

— Wes (@FTWes) October 25, 2012

“I have a plan to create jobs.” – bo #bullshitter

— Jason B. Whitman (@JasonBWhitman) October 25, 2012

‘This will be the most transparent administration ever.’ #Bullshitter

— The view up here (@theviewuphere) October 25, 2012

#bullshitter Our relationship with Israel has never been stronger.

— Conservative John (@Johntherhino) October 25, 2012

#bullshitter Fence between US and Mexico is “Practically Complete”

— Don Baker (@azwatergeek) October 25, 2012

“I am not somebody who promotes same-sex marriage.”#bullshitter

— Mike Behrens (@Mike_Behrens) October 25, 2012

Obama: “GM has repaid their debt in full.” #bullshitter

— The Gipper(@mrgeology) October 25, 2012

“The Volt is the car of the future.” Barak #Bullshitter Obama.

— Ironked (@ironked) October 25, 2012

“Social Security is structurally sound”#Bullshitter

— Palate Exposure (@PalateXposure) October 25, 2012

The cost of your insurance will go down by $2,000.#Bullshitter

— Kim_D (@_kim37) October 25, 2012

“I could not ask for a better Vice President” #Bullshitter #HenryHiggins

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 25, 2012

Obama: I take my job as President very seriously #bullshitter

— Kathleen Cox (@snipahnrs) October 25, 2012

Oh, about that job…

Tired of having a #bullshitter as President?In 12 days you can do something about it. #RomneyRyan2012

— Angela(@NoKoolAide) October 25, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/25/shovel-ready-job-conservatives-hijack-presidents-bullshitter-remark/

[happyk44]

More cursed wolf!jason content please

When he first got to the legion, he was so used to biting as a fight method (as a lot of the demigods are) that he had to wear a muzzle for like four months before he finally stopped. He still bites sometimes but considerably less than he used to. When he firsts visits the Nome, he spends so much time hovering around Hazel and Nico and Percy and growling every time Walt approaches him that Hazel winds up putting the muzzle back on and Jason whines the entire time because he hates the muzzle. Especially since it stops him from being able to show love. He has to wear the muzzle every time he goes over there.

He so badly wants to take Felix’s penguins and bite them really hard. They’re like giant chew toys. Why can’t he put them in his mouth, Hazel? Please let him bite them.

He and the other demigods of the cohort used to sneak around and go hunting at night. But not like. With weapons. Like animals. On all fours, teeth snarling, catching rabbits and chickens in their mouths and yapping wildly at each other. Hazel caught him once when she woke up from a nightmare and found it both endearing and very weird. Sometimes she’ll take him to the Underworld and let him chase her dad’s chickens around. He has to wear a mouth guard to stop from biting through their necks though.

The longer a fight goes on, the more unrestrained he gets and the higher the chance, he’ll just drop all pretense of being a person and start using his teeth and nails to fight. Sometimes this works out in his favour, sometimes he gets thrown fifty feet. Percy and him sparred (no weapons) once and Percy wound up with a chunk of his shoulder missing. A quick bath healed that up and whenever anyone asks about the scar, he looks at Jason and says “oh my dog did it” and Jason has to resist the urge to throw something at him.

Again with the “i must stick my tongue in this person’s mouth to show that I love them”. Whenever they win a fight against another cohort, members of each cohort lather their friend in kisses (either as “YES YOU WON” or “ITS OKAY WE STILL LOVE YOU”). Legacies (and frank and hazel) make up for the fact that they Will Not Stick Their Tongue In Their Friends Mouth by licking their fingers and putting that in their mouth instead.

Jason can use the air to enhance his smell and hearing, pulling it all towards him and when he’s just. Feral, it kind of kicks in without thinking. Which is good when his friends refuse their weekly grooming and he has to go hunting for them.

As soon as Jason shoved his tongue into Leo’s mouth, somewhere Hera was thinking “oh shit, I forgot about the wolf thing”. When they find out their memories were fake, Piper and Leo were both baffled because... was that like a Thing Hera started and just forgot to go through with. No. It’s just wolf instincts Jason trying to show affection.

Leo called Festus a good boy and Jason had to physically stop himself from trying to destroy the dragon.

Jason chews on a wristband Reyna gave him whenever he gets the instinct to shove something in his mouth. A lot of the demigods have chewtoys like that to stop them from shoving different things into their mouth, especially after the Broken Pen incident of 1982.

Wolves also nip each other to show affection so a lot of wolf-trained demigods have scars all over their arms and cheeks, especially during the period where they don’t know bite control. Jason is no exception. The first time Piper sees him without a shirt, she immediately assumes that he was abused as a kid (which, mmm, he technically was) but no. It’s just love bites from one kid to another. He and Reyna have matching scars on their upper thigh from similar rough-housing.

He loves sleeping with other people. Whenever he sleeps alone, he whines for like an hour before finally falling asleep on his own. Sleep piles are his favourite thing. Frank and Hazel let him sleep pile with them as soon as they take off for the quest because he spent months sleeping in a cabin by himself and he has needs.

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