#Knocked Up AU

[ghouljams]

Does anyone want to hear about android!Ghost's dick? No?

OK well I wanna talk about it so...

Starting off strong with the "he doesn't have one" argument because what use does he have for one when he's literally built for active duty? Well. First of all who build a robot you can't fuck? Second of all shhhhhhhh.

As it stands he doesn't have one. Not that he doesn't want one or wouldn't use one but the military can be so stingy... so obviously he's gotta enlist his favorite mechanic to make him one. Which is a fun in person request to make. Just showing up to your workshop and telling you he wants a dick while you studiously do not look at his crotch. You can feel him smirking when you ask what he plans to do with it. (He'd get by pretty well with his fingers and *redacted* but nothing beats dick)

So you gotta design a dick for this guy, take measurements, get input, spend hours agonizing over the neuropathways and how you're going to link this in to his synthetic nervous system. Plus like... are you gonna make this thing come? You probably should. If Ghost is going to be using it he should get something out of it.

So now you have to design an orgasm program. Which is easier said than done because how do you quantify that, and how do you code it, and most importantly how do you test it?

Well you test it by hooking Ghost up to the computer and setting the program to run, watching him stiffen and arch his hips into the feeling, swearing in that low mechanically filtered voice as he humps the air. Fuck he looks good. UNPROFESSIONAL THOUGHT. OK you stare at your screen and run a few more variations, asking him to describe each one and rank them. Great orgasm locked and loaded, now you have to set up trigger scenarios.

Which also means when you actually get the android dick to a solid prototype you have to call Ghost in and install it. You reserve the day, clear it with Price (new parts testing, custom made, you tell him. Giving no other details. He doesn't ask) and keep a fire extinguisher and a kill switch nearby while you tell Ghost to... jerk off.

And then you watch him stroke the gorgeous, big, cock you custom designed for him with thick, deft, fingers. And you wait for the orgasm program to trigger. And hope that nothing glitches and he doesn't rip your beautiful masterpiece of a dick off, and also that the come you designed actually comes out at the right time. So you sit there and watch him, press your thighs together and try not to shift in your seat even though you can hear the click of Ghost's cameras as he watches you watching him.

You don't wonder what he's thinking about. You don't focus on the grunt of pleasure he lets out. You do tap at your screen to check the sensitivity levels on the synthskin you used. You do reach to make sure he isn't squeezing too tight or stroking too rough and end up with lube based come spurting onto your face.

Which you suppose means it works.

Which means moving on to partner trials, and your hand tentatively wrapped around Ghost's fat cock. You don't remember why you made it so thick, but it doesn't help the ache between your legs. You try to keep a professional look on your face as you reset the program and start to stroke him with much gentler fingers. You ignore the come staining your face until Ghost swipes his fingers through it and pushes those same fingers into your mouth.

You end up on the workbench with him, grinding your clothed cunt against his firm thigh as you stroke his cock and he pumps his fingers into your drooling mouth. Mutter all manner of filth to you. Greedy whore, desperate piece of meat for him to fuck now that you've made equipment for him. Aren't you a smart little toy to make him exactly what he asked for, and so big too. "That what you want love," he asks, "you want a fat cock to split you open? Look'it you drool, probably tried it out before you stuck it on me."

Even if you didn't you can't say you didn't think about it, didn't drag your fingers over the dick appreciatively. All the scaling in the world, trying to make sure it would look right, fit right, on Ghost's body and you still made it with your preferences in mind. He knows it too. That's why he reminds you what a cock hungry toy you are. "All cooped up in here with no one to show you your place," you drag your tongue along his fingers, work your cunt against him, hope you leave a wet spot on his synth skin, hope he can feel you through the coveralls, "bet you dream about one of your bots holding you down and giving you what you deserve."

You can try and shake your head but he just holds your cheeks, twisting the fingers in your mouth to accommodate. Ghost makes a noise, a sort of clicking sound you can't parse, and tips his head. "Can't lie to me, deserve better than I could give ya, but now?" He pulls his fingers from your mouth and fists your coveralls, pulling purposefully at the material, "Now I've got all day."

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley #mw2 ghost #ghost cod #android!ghost #cyberpunk au #you know this got away from me #this is also like... a few chapter into their relationship #he cant knock us up but he can try

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Jasmine is knocked out and kidnapped. Her brother (or siblings?? We could add in Dani and Dan) has to save her. She comes to and knows he’s arrived when a radio turns on by itself (because spooky vibes… it’s all about presentation) and starts playing Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.

#danny phantom #honestly it could happen anywhere #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #jazz fenton #danny fenton #dc x dp au #dp crossovers #she would be grateful but also annoyed #they didn’t give her enough time to assess the situation and escape herself #they argue she had plenty of time #I woke up 5 minutes ago #see? PLENTY of time #she knocks out a bad guy they missed #we even saved one for you! #suuurrrrrreeeeeee #if you want this to be a crossover then one of the Batfam were kidnapped as well and woke up to their arguing #so many miscommunications can come from this #or the Batfam member becomes obsessed with figuring out who this Jasmine was along with their rescuers #we can make this fun and add a rehabilitating Dan into the mix #I dunno if someone thought of this already or not #maybe i’ll write it #I dunno #it’s up for grabs #could be a different song #I just thought this one was funny

[mysicklove]

sukuna guard dog trope, but he is actually a dog hybrid 💖

#🔪 - mello talks too much #stop it #stop itttt #not another sukuna au #i can’t write him as a dog hybrid #but he gets so worked up when someone comes over #here’s someone knocking at the door and the first thing he does is trap u under him and growl at the door #hears** #friends come over and he pins u into his lap #watches them like a hawk #AHHHHHRGATSGSHAYADGHD

[puppetmaster13u]

More art for @phoenixcatch7 Possessed Doll Au Someone gets to meet Black Bat for the first time- though lets be honest Cass probably spooked someone and then went running to Batdad when they started trying to figure out how she got onto the Watchtower and if she's allowed

#possessed puppet au #possessed doll au #batman au #batman #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #black bat #art #dcu #dc #ibispaintx #I had fun making B hunched over so he doesn't accidentally knock his head or ears on something lol #Cass blends in with his cloak and she uses this to her advantage #Lets be honest the robins are probably also there they're just hidden or takin a nap in the chest cavity lol #Look Bruce doesn't mean to look terrifying he really doesn't seeing as the JL are his allies #But Cass is new to the family and she got spooked and he's going to protect her because this is his current baby of the fmaily #same vibes as a big scruffy cat standing over a kitten mrrring angrily at you lol #Mans brought her up to the Watchtower because he needed to update the computer and figured he could give her a tour #sketch #Let's be honest Cass is probably the first of the kids to earn sedative or paralytic spikes lol #“Father when can I have spikes” #“When you stop losing your arms Dick” #“What about me father” #“When you stop trying to sneak explosives Jason”

[pulvisetsumbra]

Ichiruki x Tangled

#ichiruki #ichiruki week #tangled au #Rukia Kuchiki #ichigo kurosaki #myedit #mybleach #yeahhhhhhhhhh her art style stays the same #just imagine ichigo waking up after being knocked off to hundreds of chappy wall art #bleach

[angermango]

gonna post some reference scribbles for how i draw the Huldra Brothers (mix of observations from official canon art/renders and headcanons/artistic liberty) as well as expose my "anime-era influenced my art" side

#god of war #huldra brothers #brok #sindri #gow #gow brok #gow sindri #>>mango(t)art #toggling between the last two sindris is really funny it's just a flipbook of devastation #this is not officially really for that one GOW AU i said i had knocking around but imma tag it anyway bc is tangentially related ig #other brother au (gow) #ugh my new tablet fucks up the colors they look so vivid as i draw and then i transfer to another screen and boom destination desaturation

[rhapsoddity]

Stratos takes ending this whole situation into his own hands... 

#vigilante sheriff au #spectrum #sheriff #stratos #jimmy solidarity #smallishbeans #smajor #empiresblr #empires smp au #empires smp #eyestrain #blood #btw im shit at perspective but that first panel startos has flown them up away from the vines so he can drop sausage to knock him out

[rileys-battlecats]

ohohoho ideas in brain >:) now this is just a potential idea because I think it could be fun, but I also don’t know how well it would mesh with current mudlore. ANYWAY.

Basically, the idea is that the original clans (pre-micaclan's formation) each had a patron spirit to like. sponsor the first leaders with their nine lives or whatever. And they have to be old spirits, with deep connections to the grounds the clans make their territory. And this is how starclan kinda forms, with the backing of this Extra Strong Ghost that kinda rallies their spirits in the beginning before finally passing on. Maybe the only ghosts that can be this type of patron spirit are the ones who feel as though they can't pass on without leaving a legacy?? idk yet I'm still Thinking.

So a lack of Strong Ghost Friend is stopping Mica from having a legitimate entry into leadership with the nine lives and such, and no starclan for her and her clan(?? still thinking about this). Maybe a healer from one of the other clans defects/gets kicked out, and they explain this all to Mica after joining her little not-yet-an-actual-clan. So mica is like, where do you even find an old ghost. how am i gonna get one of those. And one of her friends is like "well they say everything further upstream of the river is Super Cursed and my friend's mom's cousin told me it's because of an ancient ghost there that hates everyone and everything" and Mica goes "PERFECT I'll go talk to them!!" ignoring how Healer is like "THAT PLACE IS CURSED FOR A REASON DO NOT GO THERE"

So Mica goes upstream with a couple of her buddies, until she finds the river's source. And there she meets Ancient Angry Ghost, who turns out to be the ghost of a smilodon. It pops up out of the water and it's not saying any words but it's basically radiating 'you're gonna die' energy. And Mica just starts talking to them. Like she's definitely freaking out and terrified but she's SO good at playing cool. And maybe she leaves after they get too angry, but she comes back the next day. And then next. And the next. And she eventually manages to wear down this angry prehistoric ghost into being her friend.

Maybe it turns out they stuck around so long because they were the last of their kind, and they never got closure for the loneliness they felt in life. They come to like Mica for her brash spirit, unwavering courage, and surprisingly sharp cunning. When Mica offers them friendship, offers them a group to carry on their way of life in the present day, they agree to be the clan's patron spirit.

This is all because I think it would be cool for Micastar to have this giant ghost warrior of Ye Olden Days following her around like "YOU MUST BE WILLING TO KILL TO PROTECT YOUR OWN. YOU MUST TREAT YOUR ENEMIES AS THE DUST BENEATH YOUR PAWS. DEFEND YOUR FAMILY AGAINST ANY WHO WOULD ENDANGER IT" and Mica being like "it don't bite :)" and the other clans being like "YES IT DO—"

#micastar #micaclan #mud worldbuilding #mudlore #<- POTENTIALLY #not too certain of this idea but its been knocking around in my brain for a few weeks so I thought I'd share with the class #maybe this could be an au if I don't end up liking how it interacts with current day mudlore #long post #smilodon patron ghost

[mamawasatesttube]

*vibrating with the force of my own pedantry* every now and then i see a post that claims tim tried to clone bart at the same time he tried to clone kon, but technically that is only confirmed true in the titans of tomorrow timeline and not in the main timeline, where we see tim in his cloning basement by tt03 #34 (cassie finds him there in #37). by contrast, bart's funeral only happens around issue #50, which is the start of the "titans of tomorrow today" arc in which gun batman tim says he successfully cloned both kon and bart back to life in his timeline. there is no evidence that main timeline tim tried to clone bart back to life in part because he'd already gotten caught trying to clone kon a hundred times before bart was even dead.

#rimi talks #i know i KNOW this is pedantic even for me i have like 6 tabs open bc i had to confirm issue numbers before making this post #but also. if im not getting hung up on the finer details who am i as a person? #anyway like if you wanna make an au where tim kept going ham or whatever hell yeah knock yourself out #but the claim that its canon but ''nobody talks about it'' grinds my gears bc thats not TRUE #tim #kon #bart

[sincerely-sofie]

*gently places angsty Twig comic in your hands*

There comes a point in healing, sometimes, where you must grieve the child you never got to be, and bury her along with the desperate hope of one day somehow becoming her.

It isn’t fair. And it never will be.

But you grieve the child, still.

#hey so do you think the PMD universe has a concept of PTSD or #I gotta admit I’m not so sure about posting this one either ;w; #i like. never make my angstier works public. so this is very new to me #man this AU really is just Twig Going Throught It huh #I promise it gets better #there’s a happy ending pending #Twig just has to get to a point where she can’t keep pushing things aside #she’s got to hit rock bottom so hard it knocks enough sense into her to ask for help #also when Young Twig appears beside Adult Twig she’s not literally there! #not sure if that was clear #Twig talking about how she feels messed up just reminded Grovyle of something she said while a human #it was a lil flashback on his end #*slips tumblr a $20 bill* please let this be less blurry than the last comic #stuff by sofie #the present is a gift AU #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pmd au #pmd comic #pmd grovyle

[padawansuggest]

AU that’s much like the similar one I posted where Anakin is trans and him and Padme both get pregnant with force babies at the same time (no Anakin isn’t worried, he failed health class because he insisted his mom got pregnant without another person and they said nuhuh, he thinks he’s pregnant cause he wished hard enough, and Padme won’t go public with her concerns cause she has NO idea what bullshit rumors people will come up with about it and is too tired to deal with it rn) and Obi-Wan has to step in and be their voice of reason, BUT!!!!!

Different idea???? Obi-Wan avoids them. Why??? Why abandon your baby Padawan who can do no harm in his time of need??? Well, because he is Stewjoni, and if the force is handing out free babies rn, he doesn’t wanna be the next target here. Anakin tries to be sympathetic but then he’s crying into the toilet cause his tummy hurts and he’s been disowned (this is the first time he’s ever thrown up with Obi-Wan available without getting his back petted for it!!! He’s scared!!) but then suddenly Obi-Wan is there sighing all deep and giving him a cold washcloth and petting his back and hair and that’s much better, thank you.

Obi-Wan is much more irate when he’s the one throwing up two months later and claiming this is all Anakin’s fault for spreading around pregnancy like the flu from a sticky crechling, what a jerk! Seven masters have already come forward to demand they do something about the pregnancy pandemic, and six more are like ‘lol it’s chill I like this, my babies are nice’ (we’re looking at you Plo) and then the war is abruptly over cause too many Jedi got knocked up and Palpatine tried to force the issue and got his neck snapped for it.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #clone wars #fix it au #mpreg #Obi wan is so annoyed okay he’s been avoiding getting knocked up for over 20 years now why him #it’s not even one it’s three!

[sea-lanterns]

When all the dragons will meet up for some important dragons stuff to deal with, they're all taking their brides to show off. But this time all attention is on Furina's bride and their children because the kids are so cute. All the other dragons brides (with or without their own children) have stars in their eyes and doting the babies. While their dragon partner are sulky and grumpy.

When cuteness become a threat. It's even funny if you think of Furina as one of the lastest dragon to find herself a lover. Others found their own decades ago and still trying actively for their first child. And here comes Furina. Knowing her lover for less than 10 years. And already have at least 3 kids. It feels like a whole comedy for some dragons, and a freaking irony for others 😂

FURINA’S BABIES JUST STEALING THE SHOW AS ALWAYS 🥺

I imagine that after Furina and her bride show up with their own babies, the brides of the other dragon women are suddenly hit with baby fever and they’re begging their wives to have some hatchlings of their own <3

The whole dragon meeting just ends up being a late baby shower for Furina’s kids and everyone just doting on the miniature danger noodles cuz they’re so smolllll 💘

#🫧feeding the fishes #dragon au #I bet you that like my empress au #furina is the first to knock up her bride #thus starting a trend of the other dragon women wanting babies with their brides as well

[koifsssh]

"You mean to tell me they had went to retrieve the goods without proper preparation? I'm almost surprised."

Howdy merely sighs, glancing down at the pile of limbs that were their neighbors.

"That's good then, they shouldn't trust those outside the family so easily. It's a shame though, our arms dealer was a competent one." He opens the jar, and plucked out an eye.

He stared at it for a moment, his smile falling a tad.

"And what of Rainy? Have you retrieved them yet?"

Howdy's silence spoke for him, and Wally frowned ever so slightly.

"When they're put back together, send everyone out."

"Yes Boss."

[ OKAY. if you need context visit here! This post is a following of it! ]

#welcome home oc #rainy dewdrop #welcome home mob au #he's alive! yippee! #well... he's knocked out #well actually he's sorta in a coma #but it's okay! he'll be fine #gotta go to the nurses office and patch him right up! #or well... home #got to bring him home! #wally darling #mob wally

[wiiwarechronicles]

Ahh shes stuck . ! Someone get the broom !

#you cannot pick her up or else she will bite and swat . just knock her off #granola dsmp #parfait au #art #softiestyx #excuse the chair and blanket I did not look at refs for this and do not own any of these winged chairs ..

[magnolia-sunrise]

the halloween special, i mean, Medieval AU continues>> the arrival of the grievously wounded Kingsguard disrupts Bastien's very isolated, very drunk rural village life - but in much different way than he expected. somehow, miraculously, Wolfgang slowly recovers, and the two of them spend many evenings sharing wine and stories by the fireside, finding each other to be pleasant company.

but how long will the vampire be able to resist the call of the priest's blood >:3

#oc art #original characters #art #sketch #medieval au #wolfgang #bastien #wolfien #comics #god this turned into such a meme fsifjs please i hope you enjoy #i had way too much fun sketching these #next time we will find out what happened in Week 3 #to give you more context about bastiens little life he had plans of rising through the ranks and becoming a respected and rich bishop #instead he ends up assigned to a fuck off village in the south where the people dont really like him and he doesnt really like them #he spends his days tending to the few animals he keeps and tending to his shitty wine #when a knight comes knocking on his door hes like fuck. its the cops and they finally realized we havent been paying taxes #luckily for him this particular knight is in worse trouble than his whole village #i never know how much people want to know so i try to write succint posts but i have Lore for each of these interactions. feel free to ask

[thimbell]

he’s having a bad time, maybe go ahead and vote replica peepaw leo by @kathaynesart tomorrow too.

#homeboy needs a win fr #peepaw propaganda #peepaw polls #i accidentally hurt my feelings catching up on all the peepaw aus i started #just knocking this out and gonna go to bed #doodles #oh i just realized if anyone i tag or have tagged reads this let me know if you don’t want me to for things like this #i’ll edit the post #replica peepaw propaganda #rottmnt au