frankly i'm impressed they recognized what that thing in Akilah's hands was!! (also is anyone gonna tell sweet, delusional Akilah about .... about Nugget... 😢)
3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)
1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)
1/3 cup brainrot
*1/2 cup distilled back pain
**(un)diagnosed mental illness
*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)
**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)
INSTRUCTIONS:
First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.
Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.
Add in your pain of choice and mix well.
Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)
Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)
Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.
Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)
Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.
Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.
Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!
While Constantine has been known to sell his soul, continually and regardless of the consequences, it's not really known what happens to all the pieces that are technically ripped from him.
In reality those pieces alone are worthless, but if you put them together you can form a kind-of-ghost Constantine (who, by the way, hates his original for being an idiot, although they are obviously the same person). One time Clockwork was just bored and collected enough bits and pieces to create this "Fake-Ghost-Constantine" that technically belonged to him.
But since both the not-ghost and the hellbazer were useless to him, he simply used it as a babysitter, or a nanny. Clockwork was a busy ghost, but there were ghosts that shouldn't be left unattended or it would lead to catastrophe (Danny was an example).
From time to time he would supervise the newcomers and guide them. Surely the ghost (not really a ghost) could do the same task, he was a hellbazer after all, and he was supposed to know all about magic so it shouldn't be a difficult task to guide dead wizards right?
The only problem was that Clockwork didn't realize what a bad babysitter this fake ghost was until Johnny 13's fate went from being a fairly quiet ghost to a troublemaker. Oh well, at least it's better than doing it himself.
"I wonder what kind of sleepovers they have in Slytherin. Bet they spend the night worshipping the Dark Lord and preaching the importance of blood purity"
"Yeah, they probably just have silly tea parties and talk shit about the rest of us, those pompous snakes"
Meanwhile, the Slytherin dorms on a normal day:
(Spoiler: Pandora and Snape are the ones to suggest it everytime, and the rest of girls follow out of curiosity)
did you know the disneyXD youtube channel has a livestream of season 1 of Phineas and Ferb episodes. in unrelated news, i think ive watched about 5 hours of Phineas and Ferb.
fist clenched so hard my bones r cracking. i do not know han sooyoung's writing style. i know she writes well. i know she writes poorly when she is trying to impart 1863 lives onto a little boy. but i don't know what she writes when she's bored. i don't know what genres she likes and i don't know what her favorite metaphors are. does she like giving happy endings. i think she doesn't. but maybe. maybe she does. maybe she likes to make stories where the cruel reality of the world isn't as visible. she's jaded and guarded and mean but she still. hopes. han sooyoung, what is your writing voice?
There's a video of Piano Hands Guy™️ Ves below the cut for this week's lost media post. It is a different setup from the others, but still does not show his face. There is a brief glimpse of neck and a lot of hand/arm (also a bit of shaky cam).
The title of this video was: Red Seas Fire- Skye (Live Piano Cover), which intends there was a normal piano cover that he did in his room but alas I don't think I have that one 😩
When you're done watching this video go listen to Skye and sit in awe of Ves's piano prowess 👍(also its an amazing song, so glad he indirectly introduced me to RSF).