let him be a trophy husband!
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isabella perez they've put it together.
logan sargeant no. they think it's reputation (daphne's version) not a new album.
isabella perez whatever logan. anyways. how are the grammys?
max jones-verstappen I'M BORED!
zoya torres i suspect he'll end up drunk by the end of the night.
mae jones-verstappen to be fair, he was life this at the fia prize giving ceremony.
daniel jones-ricciardo he always gets drunk at things like this.
pierre gasly why are you people on your phones? you are at the grammys put them away!
mae jones-verstappen commercial breaks exist you french fuck!
rowan todd forgive him, he's never been to one.
pierre gasly because you've never taken me with you. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO GO TO THE EMMYS! BUT CHARLES DID?
charles leclerc that's because i know how to behave in public.
carlos sainz why are people on twitter acting like i got fired midseason?
isabella perez they're dramatic like that. you guys thought i was bad, the twitter girlies are worse.
oscar piastri to be fair, you cried over dropping a churro one time.
lando norris i don't like it here anymore.
bailey winters SOMEONE JUST ASKED HIM HOW MANY RACES HE WON!! HE WALKED AWAY EMBARRASSED! LOGAN'S LAUGHING AT HIM!
isabella perez watching lando get made fun of on live tv by trevor noah is hilarious.
lando norris this shit isn't funny isa!
arthur leclerc "here we have 3x world champion max jones-verstappen, 8x grand prix winner daniel jones-ricciardo, and teammate to rookie of the year, lando norris."
oscar piastri can i laugh?
lando norris I'M ENTERING MY REPUTATION ERA!
charles leclerc maybe win a race first
daphne jones-ricciardo can you people behave?
lewis hamilton don't bother daphne, there is no controlling them.
freya vettel lando no wins can't even escape being made fun of at the grammys
lando norris oh fuck off vettel
mick schumacher don't forget no rizz. it's a miracle bailey took him back
bailey winters it took a lot of convincing.
penelope trevino ZOYA! YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL ON THAT STAGE!
logan sargeant I AGREE! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
zoya torres aww thank you. nat helped pick out the dress.
natalia ruiz THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
lance stroll hey, does this mean charle is officially a grammy winner?
charles leclerc in my mind i have been since folklore
lando norris first driver to win a grammy before a drivers championship
charles leclerc at least i've won a race
esteban ocon gagged him!
fernando alonso none of you know what the word decorum means.
daniel jones-ricciardo and you do? mr. i'm going to sniff flowers mid-interview
fernando alonso at least i can say that i've never commited crimes like seb. multi-21 anyone?
lance stroll THEY LITERALLY CALL YOU WAR CRIMINAL!
sebastian vettel SPYGATE ANYONE?
rhys jones HE'S A WAR CRIMINAL LIKE ME!!
rhys jones so, what'd i miss?
ollie bearman the hamilton x hamilton edits on tiktok
isabella perez I LOVE THOSE!!
logan sargeant HOW DO YOU NON=AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT HAMILTON?
isabella perez i love musicals!
fernando alonso hamilton x hamilton? are they putting lewis on a boat with himself
lance stroll he means are they shipping lewis with himself?
rhys jones NO! THE MUSICAL BY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA!
fernando alonso who?
lance stroll now he's just trolling.
rhys jones anyways, new album?
mae jones-verstappen yes, the dead poets society
daphne jones-ricciardo THE TORTURED POETS SOCIETY!
mae jones-verstappen YOU SHOULD'VE NAMED IT SOMETHING ELSE!
rhys jones I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK DAPHNE! THE PEOPLE WILL BE CONFUSED!
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daphnejonesricciardo all's fair in love and poetry...new album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. OUT APRIL 19 🤍
📷: danieljonesricciardo
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isabellaperez mother ate with this one y'all!
landonorris i am ready to cry to this one.
baileywinters THE PEOPLE AREN'T READY!
redbullracing just in time for the chinese grand prix!!
danieljonesricciardo hey! i'm responsible for the cover art! i did that!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo yeah you did!
rhysjones geez daph, put some clothes on! as your little brother i don't need to see that!
rhysjones I'M KIDDING PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME! I LOVE MY SISTER! I'M JUST A BABY!
↳ georgerussell so now you're a baby but when it comes to teasing lando you aren't a baby?
↳ rhysjones I CAN PICK MY BATTLES RUSSELL! THE DAPHNE GIRLS ARE WILD!
maejonesverstappen oh the people aren't ready for this.
charles_leclerc i definitely need a good cry album. this will help
↳ carlossainz55 i'll join you buddy!
maxjonesverstappen1 WOO! GO DAPHNE!
nataliaruiz WE WILL BE STREAMING!
lewishamilton it's going to be amazing daphne!
visacashapprb we will be streaming mrs. jones-ricciardo!
yukitsunoda0511 LET'S GO!! WOO!! GO DAPHNE!!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo thank you yuki! hope you like the new album!
↳ yukitsunoda0511 are you kidding me? i will adore it!
fernandoalo_oficial how many songs are about our whirlwind romance daphne? 🤣
↳ daphnejonesricciardo i plead the fifth! 😅
↳ danieljonesricciardo BACK OFF FROM MY WIFE FERNANDO!
↳ fernadoalo_oficial it's not my fault! blame the internet!
lilymhe YAY! I GET TO ANNOY ALEX WITH MORE SCREAM SINGING!
↳ alex_albon you could never annoy me
↳ lilymhe and we will be having a conversation about keeping this a secret from me mr.albon!
↳ alex_albon I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY!
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Hi love! Do you have a master list? Love your work!
I'm sorry it's not very organised with titles and stuff like other master lists but I didn't have much te to prepare it... enjoy tho these have to be my favorite works from many accounts. It includes both fluff and smut and a bit of angst....
more on the way in a second masterlist
🙏 please tell me if there is a problem with the links....
Masterlist No.1 (no.2 here)
Edit: Updated version ✌️
¤ = smut
smau = social media au
Marauders Era:
Remus Lupin:
Remus & lazy hickeys , Version 2 ¤
Remus adoring breasts ¤
Remus making you scream ¤
Getting you so worked up, you can not speak ¤
Kinda Meanie Remus ¤
Shirtless Remus ¤
Remus and his kisses ¤
Mean streak ¤
Summer vibes , Version 2 ¤
Taunting ¤
Rivals to lovers ¤
No homework done I guess ¤
Annoying distraction ¤
Wolfy traits¤
Making Birthdays special ¤
Remus in his feels ¤
Comforting reader , Version 2 , Version 3, Version 4
Taking care of you, Version 2
Warning label
Stress reliever ¤
Angsty Confession
Misunderstanding
Study Motivation ¤
Mean Remus, vol.2 ¤
Bad mood
Baby fever
Slowest slow burn to ever burn ¤
Formula One:
Charles Leclerc:
Baby Leclerc (smau)
Lotta history (smau)
It's never over ¤
Cat mama
Single mom
Jealousy jealousy (smau)
Lighting McMarried (smau)
For the hope of it all (Series smau)
Married to who (wolff reader)
Domestic Bliss (smau)
Bffs angst
Enemy racers (smau)
Vacation (smau)
Married angst
Revenge Reader (smau)
Overprotective (smau)
Charles as a dad, vol.2 (smau) , vol.3 (smau)
Max Verstappen:
Max being late
Max as a dad
U dumbfuck (smau)
Sexy times ¤
Crazy Cat Lady (series)
Carlos Sainz:
Obsessed (smau)
Mich Shumacker:
Rosy cheeks and salty hair ¤
Lando Norris:
Star wars? (smau series)
Danny Ric:
Best friends to lovers (smau)
Oscar Piastri:
Bookish (smau)
Soft launching? (smau)
This is about Oscar? (smau)
Who is Oscar Piastri? (smau)
Sweetener ¤
Grumpy x Sunshine (smau)
Kiss it better (smau)
Oblivious besties (smau)
My girl ¤
Vroom vroom bitch (smau)
Arthur Leclerc:
WHAT? (smau)
Oblivious bitches, pt.2 , pt.3 (smau series)
Ollie Bearman (i think you can tell that he is my fav) :
Besties to more (smau)
Insta dumps (smau)
Sunshine x grumpy (smau)
The black card life (smau)
Birthday boy (smau)
Race bffs (smau)
Teddy bear (smau)
Sickenly in love (smau)
(Extra)ordinary (smau)
Dating Ollie , vol.2 , vol.3, vol.4
No one else
In sickness and in health
Comfort after a race , vol.2
Domestic - ish
Morning snuggles
Those three words
Olives and Lemonade
Call me cupid
Only you (smau series)
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─── ❝ me merezco alguien más que no me, trate tal como una basura que me ame de verdad ❞ ───
masterlist // previous // next
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isabellaperez no race this week enjoy this eras tour dump. it was a life changing experience. 10/10 would recommend. (we all cried during marjorie. daniel sobbed the entire time. we had to go back for night 2) the urge to quit my job and become daphne's personal photographer is strong.
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daphnejricciardo you're welcome to join anytime isa!
user17 isabella jpg account when?
↳ isabellaperez don't tempt me
landonorris how come you never take pictures of me this good?
↳ isabellaperez because you aren't photogenic like daphne?
↳ landonorris are you calling me ugly?
↳ isabellaperez well i'm not calling you pretty.
user89 oh my god, she looks so pretty?
user32 how the hell did daniel ricciardo manage to marry daphne fucking jones?
↳ maxverstappen1 we've been asking ourselves that same question for years
↳ user32 oh my god. excuse me while i go scream in a pillow.
danieljricciardo hey, my wife looks great
↳ isabellaperez doesn't she always?
↳ danieljricciardo yes, she does. i love her
↳ user02 daniel will take any and all opportunity to remind people that he loves his wife.
lando norris i've come up with a name for nando and seb
isabella perez and that is?
lando norris papa nando and papa seb
isabella perez OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THAT?
daniel ricciardo fucking muppet
bailey winters you gotta give it to him he finally didn't fuck something up
lando norris HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY SORRY FOR LEAKING DAPHNE AND DANIEL'S RELATIONSHIP?
bailey winters so many times you muppet
isabella perez what am i missing here?
george russell LANDO ACCIDENTALLY CALLED NANDO DAD YESTERDAY!
isabella perez AND I FUCKING MISSED IT?
fernando alonso yes, it was hilarious.
daniel ricciardo anyone, from the original group chat, remember that time seb and nando got pissed at each other and the group chat was named multi-21 for like a year?
charles leclerc it was still named that when i was added, like 5 years ago
mae jones and it was a picture of mark, because yes, i remember
lewis hamilton dear god, has it seriously been that long?
oscar piastri justice for mark
isabella perez amen to that pastry boy!
arthur leclerc added one person
dulce perez ARTURO QUE HICISTE?
logan sargeant yo, who added ollie here?
arthur leclerc i like drama. pierre is rubbing off on me.
isabella perez DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO HAVE YOU BEEN GOSSIPING ABOUT ME AGAIN?
daniel ricciardo no. maybe. yes. but only to arthur and pierre, i swear.
+44 1632 960767 arthur, i like you, i truly do, but what the hell is this? and why is the picture fernando alonso in a pool?
arthur leclerc you're one of us because i said so.
penelope trevino 10 cookies says daphne and daniel adopt him as one of their kids.
carlos sainz 11 cookies says natalia and charles beat them to it.
ollie bearman why are you betting cookies?
sebastian vettel they're forbidden from betting money ever again.
fernando alonso they bet $50,000 on what gender baby leclerc was going to be and no, i didn't confuse the dollar sign with the euros sign
lando norris listen, i was drunk.
ollie bearman and that's a good excuse because?
fernando alonso i like this kid, we're keeping him
lewis hamilton further proving the point that this group chat is full of idiots with the survival instincts of a hamster
max verstappen NAME ONE TIME!
sebastian vettel you drank only red bull for 80 hours straight. twice.
lewis hamilton isabella drank an unknown liquid for "fun" that liquid turned out to be laundry detergent. she was in the hospital for three days.
fernando alonso lando swallowed a lego piece, we had to rush him to emergency services.
sebastian vettel charles nearly jumped off a balcony on a dare. he was 15+ stories up.
lewis hamilton daniel wanted to adopt a venomous snake
fernando alonso pierre, yuki, freya, george, and dulce have all fallen down several flights of stairs and said it was a 'fun slide with bumps'. every single fucking time.
isabella perez we're just built different
fernando alonso built like a bunch of idiots
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redbullracing mood because they're telling me i have to "go back to work" after the religious experience that was a daphne jones concert. jeddah gp here we come or whatever. message not approved by our team
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📍 redbullracing PIERRE GASLY GO BACK TO ALPINE! STOP LIKING MY POSTS!! CHRISTIAN LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M DOING MY JOB SALTY SPICE!
user64 isabella is so real for that caption. i went to a daphne jones concert and it was the best day of my life.
maxverstappen1 do you live to embarrass us?
↳ redbullracing yes. i played nonsense to christian for a reason
↳ daphnejricciardo what does that mean?
↳ redbullracing nothing!
user92 admin who's your favorite driver on the grid?
↳ redbullracing for legal reasons my uncle, checo (charles)
↳ user92 you're so real for that
↳ redbullracing this comment was not approved by our team
↳ redbullracing CHRISTIAN I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL LEAVE FOR MERCEDES IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF!
user21 christian seems like a tired dad trying to rein in isabella and her love for ferrari
maxverstappen1 you're not allowed to leave unless i retire, that was our deal
↳ redbullracing THEN TELL CHRISTIAN TO KNOCK IT OFF!!
georgerussell63 we don't want you here
↳ redbullracing well toger gave me a job offer and i declined. so suck on that russell george
user06 TOGER WOLFF YOU LEAVE OUR PRECIOUS RED BULL ADMIN ALONE!
↳ landonorris she's not precious trust me.
↳ redbullracing wow. that block button looks real good lando norizz.
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redbullracing anyways here's the superior red bull duo because our current drivers are pissing me off. (multi-21 vibes)
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📍 redbullracing damn guess we know who the favorites are because i’m hearing no salty spice complaints
user81 oscar liking posts because mark is in them will never fail to make me soft
danieljricciardo i thought seb and i were your favorites?
↳ redbullracing top 3 drivers for sure. seb, mark, then you, charles then max. i can't say my uncle because that would be biased.
↳ danieljricciardo so you like australians?
↳ redbullracing DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO!
↳ user10 why do i get the feeling this is one of their inside jokes?
↳ user61 because it probably is
isabella sat on a table near red bull hospitality with her buzzing phone near her. it was taking everything in her not to pick and listen to the other voice. oscar, who happened to be walking by saw the girl sitting with a faraway look in her eyes. he looked around, hoping one of her friends was near, with no such luck he approached her and sat with her. she didn’t even look up to greet him, which seemed strange from the girl who greeted everyone.
“bella?” oscar questioned, “are you going to answer that?”
“no,” she whispered, “i’m not supposed to.”
“why not?”
“ex.”
“ah,” oscar replied. he looked at her teary eyes before reaching for her phone and answering, “hello? may i ask why i’ve been getting so many calls from this number? isabella? no, i don’t know who that is. you have the wrong number."
oscar looked at isabella, “problem solved? i hope. if he calls again let me know.”
isabella looked up at him, for the first time since he’d sat down, she reached across the table and hugged him, “thank you but you lied to him.” somewhere in her mind it was still engraved to never lie to austin. he never hit her, but the verbal assaults were still bad, sometimes she prefered he would've hit her. but she knew that if it would've gotten to that point, he would've had several f1 drivers and one team principal on his ass. as much as she disliked austin, she didn't want her friends or uncle in prison for killing someone who wasn't worth it.
“about?” oscar questioned, breaking isabella out of her trance.
“not knowing isabella.”
“oh, i didn’t lie, i only know bella.”
isabella huffed, “stop calling me that.”
“no,” oscar smiled before getting up and begin walking away, “i like calling you bella because it annoys you.”
isabella found herself smiling at the boy walking away before shaking her head and standing up herself to walk back into red bull hospitality. she walked in with a smile still gracing her face, something the red bull drivers and reserve driver were quick to notice. checo couldn’t remember the last time he had seen his niece smile that genuinely.
“todo bien?” he asked her. isabella nodded, “everything’s okay tio. lo prometo.”
duckling puta madre
super max oh no, what happened?
honey badger SEBASTIAN! WE NEED YOUR WORDS OF WISDOM!
duckling how does one get rid of feelings? i'm feeling things.
paddock dad i think you're being a tad bit dramatic
duckling CONSIDERING HOW MY LAST RELATIONSHIP WENT I'M ALLOWED TO BE DRAMATIC SEBASTIAN
super max we should ask mark for advice on this.
paddock dad why would we ask mark for advice on this? what does mark have to do with this?
honey badger she's in love with oscar? the mclaren rookie?
paddock dad is this what the operation is about?
duckling what operation?
super max so you do have feelings for oscar?
duckling no. why would i? i'm asking about ollie.
honey badger no one actually believes you have feelings for oliver. not even you believe it. besides, you're the one who said you would never date someone younger than you.
duckling oh i know, but it riles arthur up so much i just have to make the joke everyday.
paddock dad so do you like oscar?
duckling it's just a crush. it'll go away by next week.
paddock dad and if it doesn't?
duckling i'll ignore it until it goes away.
paddock dad that's not healthy
duckling my last relationship wasn't either, that's why we are where we are today.
lance stroll if i commit murder in miami, someone better help me hide the body no questions asked.
logan sargeant i have so many questions??
lance stroll I SAID NO QUESTIONS GEORGE WASHINGTON!!
fernando alonso i think you're father's an idiot.
max verstappen who are we murdering?
esteban ocon and why are we murdering them?
fernando alonso lawrence stroll and austin riley
isabella perez why would we be murdering austin in miami?
daniel jones-ricciardo DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME LAWRENCE STROLL DID WHAT I THINK HE DID??
lance stroll if you're thinking what i think you are, the answer is yes.
mae jones oh you have got to be kidding me.
isabella perez i don't get it.
daphne jones-ricciardo isa, sweetie, aston martin invited austin to the miami grand prix.
isabella perez oh. excuse me while i go jump off a fucking bridge.
isabella perez logan, what’s the best bridge in florida to jump off of?
freya vettel lawrence stroll is on my hitlist
oscar piastri i'm so confused, who the hell is austin riley?
dulce perez he's isa's ex, who we don't like because he's a dick.
lando norris just, listen to logical and that should tell you everything you need to know about that dickhead.
oscar piastri is that the guy who was calling you today? the one i answered?
isabella perez that would be him.
oscar piastri he sounded like dick.
daniel jones-ricciardo added one person
daniel jones-ricciardo checo, before you leave, again, know that the mission has changed.
checo perez to what?
dulce perez to keep isabella away from austin at the miami grand prix
checo perez puta madre
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heyyyyy, i say as if i haven't updated this series in like two weeks. i'm not going to lie, i got too busy with the other ones and then i took like a week off but i'm back! hopefully i can get updates for this entire series out sooner. but hope you liked this one.
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