#One Piece doesn't count

[sins-of-the-sea]

You like cats, right, Giovanni? Have you ever heard of the nekomata? They're two-tailed cat spirits from Japan!

"I have! One of the older thralls the Master had when I rejoined him in Sugbu was a Japanese pirate named Akitake! I think he was a disgraced lord from Edo who joined Datu Dalugdog and many other pirates of the South China Seas by the time. Either way! He told me about the nekomata and other creatures in Japan like the tanuki and the Orochi beast! Supposedly when a cat has lived a long enough life, its tail will split in two! I think they also become especially wise or powerful!

"Ohhh, I'd love to befriend a nekomata! I will give it all the love and hugs and cuddles and pets and treats it will ever ask for!!"

#why doesn't anime cover Edo-period pirates? #One Piece doesn't count #I guess it's something that doesn't have historian specialty like the Caribbean or Barbary coast does #I AM SAD #COME ON #you got Korean and Japanese and Malaysian etc pirates all over the place #why do I have to go to Philippine history to read about them ;_; #[Giovanni Vespucci] #cats tw

[emily84]

btw fans bitching about sanji having a british accent because in the shitty usamerican dub he speaks american and they cannot contemplate anyone not speaking like they do: i do realize you can't tell because you don't know anything outside of your own borders but sanji speaks a very working class english accent infused with the actor's own actual immigrant spanish islander accent, which suits the character very well actually and perfectly tempers his snobbishness about food and the flowery french names of his signature moves with the knowledge that he's had to work really fucking hard for that knowledge and you are reminded of it every time he opens his mouth. so to all those whining and complaining you are invited to kindly get the fuck off

#'oh oh but he is supposed to be a prince' get fucked oda came up with it like eight hundred chapters in so it doesn't count #just say you're a snob who cannot fathom someone not speaking like you and go #sanji #one piece #opla #taz skylar #one piece live action #one piece live adaptation #one piece netflix #netflix one piece

[opens-up-4-nobody]

I crucify the birthday boy as a treat

#im not sure if it doesn't quite count as a crucifixion bc hes not hanging in the air but like even on thr ground u r gonna get the same #effects. genuinely maybe one of thr worst ways to die. this is how u kill an enemy of the state #i cant remember a single god damn birthday irl but ive had this one in my head since high school #tw blood #roronoa zoro #one piece #zoro on the cross is so god damn funny to me for reasons i cant explain

[cathamburger]

recent one piece doodles!

wano luffies referenced from this post

#one piece #op #trafalgar law #sabo #revolutionary sabo #flame emperor sabo #girl which is it #monkey d. luffy #zolu #my art #won't tag zoro cuz he's just barely there #also this doesn't count as sabolaw but everyone should know i love sabolaw

[jeiyuuen]

When taunted about being too beat up to fight, Luffy just says that Law's attacks must've hurt Doflamingo real bad too... Ouhh that mutual trust between Law and Luffy makes me unwell. Because they haven't been allies (or friends, and Law keeps trying to break up) for long and Luffy truly sees him as one of his own. It's Luffy though, so that makes sense for Luffy. While Law? Law had faith in Luffy, maybe even before they reunited in Punk Hazard.

#This is very special to me because even after Law had been put out of commission for this battle #Luffy still believed in what Law did #That that had to count for SOMETHING #So he shouldn't be that much on unequal grounds #Doffy does also acknowledge that bit that Luffy really doesn't want Law's attack to go to waste huh #lawlu #the agenda never ends #AND DON'T MIND THE QUALITY LMAOO #one piece

[ask-the-shichibukai]

#Perona kept screaming and whining until Mihawk actually gave in #then because he's the definition of pettiness he blackmailed Crocodile to accept Perona's invitation to the party #being a busy businessman in the middle of an important meeting with Mr 1 doesn't count as a good excuse #because Daz was invited too and Crocodile had no choice #ask the cross guild trio #perona discovered crossguild and wanted to embarrass her father figure verse #AU #mihawk #crocodile #perona #one piece #crossguild #cross guild #halloween

[journey-to-the-attic]

happy birthday to the three realms' most specialest girl!!! (i promise i love you even though i put you through so much)

#(that's alatus with her by the way!! little guy) #art #obey me #as you can see i figured out one (1) cool-looking thing in that satan piece and am refusing to let it go #in my defence. i'm so bad at backgrounds #so once i've found one that looks good (i.e. big moon) i'm just gonna do it again #same applies for the whole shading process (i have once again employed my ultimate move: pale yellow on an overlay layer at 30% opacity) #i was gonna add the rest of the newspaper club too but i still haven't designed demon forms for them and i wanted them to fit the theme #(mephisto doesn't count since in present he never takes demon form anymore anyway. also it's mephisto) #(shhh you can't see him) #alright here come the character tags #jtta ik #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I'm frightened of you knowing who I am but, could you possibly give me your frank frankly theories pretty please idc if you only have like 2.1 I want them regardless of how many you have.

mayhaps?

ah man i wish i had some to give! i think all of my Frank theories (at present) are tied into other theory posts! he simply doesn't have a lot to chew on yet

#unlike say - wally or eddie - he doesn't have a lot of incriminating information #there's a bunch of little puzzle pieces: #the multiple hims in their house on the map / not having a backstory in his bio / im sure theres more but i cant recall it rn #but the little things we have so far are - imo - so disconnected thats it like. man idk what to do with these yet #i can very lightly speculate that he'll probably play a big role in 'looking behind the curtain' as it were #just since he's the serious Knowledge Guy #and i can imagine that out of everyone he's most likely to pursue the truth if he starts to Notice that things arent what they seem #i also imagine that that miiiiight clash with wally? #cause if frank goes 'holy shit none of this is real' its also likely that he might try to tear down the illusion / something similar #meanwhile wally seems deadset on Restoring the neighborhood and keeping things the same #could be conflict there! wait does that count as a theory? i may have lied to you #sorry my thought process works best when rambling - constant stream of thought can knock new things loose up there yk yk #rambles from the bog #homebogging #wh speculation #and dont even worry about it - i dont even know who i am! i know no one and nothing and everything is a nebulous void!

[groove-27]

sabo sometimes, when hearing news about luffy, has lapses where he forgets how old his brother is.

"mugiwara attacked a marine base and then was found drinking at a bar."

sabo: OMG MY BABY BROTHER??? and his crew let a baby drink alcool??

koala: he's like, 20...

sabo: oh right.

#koala: also...didn't you and ace make him drink sake when he was 7? #sabo: that doesn't count! is was a ritual! #one piece #sabo #koala #monkey d luffy #it was simbolic #my post

[glasswingowl]

scrapbook style layout of a few different uzi outfits (+ lighting practice i guess??)

#murder drones #murder drones uzi #md uzi #uzi doorman #glasswingdraws #i started this piece ages ago and never finished it #you can probably see why it was a lot of effort #but i like how it turned out #uzi didn't get a unique camp outfit (no her solver form doesn't count) #so i gave her a new one to keep the page symmetry

[beanghostprincess]

fkxkakf thinking bout genderbent sanami (platonic or romantic idc). sanji is the lesbian of all lesbians but she cant help be entraced by nami the coolest and most charismatic of guys. like she obviously has 0 chance but you do you girly feed your obsessions. sanji would be like when lesbians go feral over a fictional man with nami

All lesbians have one special little guy. Happens all the time. Sanji loves Nami a very not normal amount for a lesbian but we forgive her because it's Nami and he'd be the hottest thing as a guy.

#this is me being a lesbian and being obsessed with weird little guys #my fav weird little guy is sabo #i also have a weird little guy irl but he's my bff it doesn't count #one piece #black leg sanji #fem sanji #cat burglar nami #masc nami

[an-au-blog]

"The Bounty Hunter" au but it's that one scene in the hungry moon hotel (and I'm switching pov's (from Sanji to Zoro) like they did in the movie... and it's shortened a bit)

Sanji hiding away in the bathroom calling his sister: He said he missed me and that he was sorry and that he thinks getting a divorce was a mistake...

Reiju: What? He actually said he all that? How drunk was he?

Sanji: He wasn't.

Reiju: He wasn't drunk and he said that?

Meanwhile Zoro (talking to Usopp because he was the first to pick up) freaking out about the picturehe found in Sanji's wallet: He admitted for the first time he was wrong and then I find this picture of us, how many pictures do you have of your exes in your wallet, like is that common???

Usopp: I've never had an ex, Kaya was my first and last girlfriend.

Zoro: So like... what does it mean then? Does he... you know... still love me?

Nami and Luffy barge in. Usopp (to them) : It's Zoro, he found their wedding photo in Sanji's wallet. The idiot wants to know what it means.

Luffy: It probably means he forgot it there, I keep forgetting that I carry meat in my pockets and then it spoils.

Usopp: Don't listen to him, it means he loves you!

Reiju: You should go for it! You guys deserve a second chance!

Sanji: Okay, you're right

Nami: Can you fall for him again after you turn him in? Zoro, I swear if you go soft and don't get my money because you're horny-

Zoro: I'm not falling in love and I'm not horny, even if I get laid I'm still going to turn him in! I'll still collect the money, it changes nothing, stop nagging me!

Sanji only hears that last part. He couldn't believe he almost fell for it.

#the bounty hunter au #zosan #one piece zosan #sanji x zoro #zoro x sanji #incorre quotes kinda #does it count? #i feel like i have to put a disclaimer that nami doesn't want anything bad to happen to sanji #but also she wants the money #plus not going to a court hearing for a parking tickets isn't that big a deal #i think... #i haven't had ro go to one till now so... yeah #op

[oh-warizoro]

That I'm that "Go for a walk every time you feel horny" meme challenge, but instead it goes "Watch One Piece everytime you feel sad"

#IT'S NOT FAULT IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYTIME #But like it doesn't count as a re-watch unless it's a full re-watch right!?? Right !?? #I swear I've only re watched one piece the *normal amount #§mine

[wild-at-mind]

As of time of writing, Rishi Sunak is still refusing to apologise for the jibe at trans women in PMQ. (Apologise specifically to Brianna Ghey's parents, her mother at least being definetly present at the time.) What will the fallout for this be? This is only days after normally transphobic tabloids splashed the mugshots of Brianna's killers all over their front page with headlines like 'PURE EVIL'. It seemed the spectacle of 16 year old murderers overrode the fact that they normally don't care about trans people. Rishi's remark streamrolled one of the most important optics rules on most parts of the political spectrum- don't say things that upset the grieving family. On the other hand, Sunak was making a jibe that revealed the fact that most people currently in UK politics seem convinced that if they say 'trans women are women' it will not only prove catastrophic for their chance of being elected, it will also cause mobs of people to thrust stats at them supposedly proving that cis women will be in mortal danger. And that may happen! The statistical evidence isn't there at all, though, so I believe it would come to nothing if he rode it out. Anyway, it's the right thing to do. I believe that after a certain point, continually insisting trans women are not women makes you look deranged. I have a trans woman friend who told me she once asked a transphobic/gender critical aquaintance of ours during calm conversation 'how do you see me? What am I, if not a woman?' The aquaintance said 'you're a man dressed up.' Now, these gender critical people claim to be super duper pro GNC cis men (they aren't, because they are worried the GNC cis men might start IDing as trans, and they hate men anyway especially weird queer ones, so it's a non-starter.) But this person was essentially telling my friend 'you aren't what you have clearly demonstrated yourself to be'. It's often said that 'trans women are women' is an opinion, but in my eyes saying that trans women are not women is an opinion. This aquaintance was saying what she had been indocterinated to believe by her TERF online circles, and I don't think she's reachable (my friend is no longer trying, it was a one off conversation as far as I can tell). I've said this before but I maintain that politicians should stop dignifying the question of 'what is a woman? Define what a woman is!' because it's a question that is never asked in good faith. It's a gotcha, and you don't need to answer it and fall into whatever trap they are setting. You just need to put forth policies that support both cis women and trans women- showing support with your deeds and words. And Starmer should have a fucking backbone- Sunak isn't wrong there. If anything what Sunak did was very revealing because it shows he's used to being surrounded only by people who guffaw at the very idea that 'trans women are women' is something true in both theory and practice. Meanwhile trans people are becoming more visible and I truly believe within 20 years, both Sunak and Starmer will look like dinosaurs in much the same way as the homophobic politicians of yore were following a public zeitgeist that was quickly becoming outdated. It's a shame we never seem to learn from the past.

#uk politics #rishi sunak #keir starmer #transmisogyny #btw i don't know the stats on how many trans women there are in the country but 0.1 % seems on the low side #although technically it doesn't count the ones who have had bottom surgery i guess..??? #they don't like those trans women obvs but they know the scary power of the penis as a rhetorical device #btw i swear to god if someone assumes i'm saying homophobia no longer exists- no! #i'm saying the way it is publically acceptable in the political sphere (and all social spheres) to talk about gay people has changed a lot #it is no longer acceptable to express from a position of power that it is not good (or at least neutral) to be gay. #that is why homophobic evangelicals feel themselves super oppressed and marginilised- one of the many reasons #also note that cis gay people are being used as a chess piece in the trans kids argument- these poor kids are just gay! #gay is ok now as long as the foundations of gender can stay the same #they are still homophobic but it's just different. That's all i mean.

[yakuniku]

If you're reasoning for not calling Yamato a man is anything outside the manga, do not talk to me. I don't watch the anime, so I can't comment on that, but everyone in the manga, including KAIDO, refer to Yamato as man, and as far as I'm concerned, that's the only evidence I need. Anything outside the source material doesn't fucking matter. That's other people's opinions influencing it. "But Oda is involved in those decisions!" Don't care. If he really wants Yamato to be seen as a girl, he can put it in the manga. I cannot stress how much anything outside of the source material does not fucking matter.

This is not an invite to debate with me. This is not a discussion, and it never will be. I am a transmasc person, and I do not have the energy to deal with you motherfuckers. You will be blocked.

#one piece #yamato #one piece yamato #trans yamato #this goes for pro lgbt stuff too #if it's not in the source material it doesn't fucking count

[klonoadreams]

The mental image of Zoro, Mr. YOU HAVE A SWORD FIGHT ME himself, who can get lost in a fucking one way hallway with no doors, being the most emotionally and mentally stable amuses me to no end.

ACTUALLY YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

what the actual fuck, how is Zoro the most stable, both mentally and emotionally, WHEN THE MAN PRACTICALLY LIVES AT DEATH'S DOOR???!

Mister owner of the fattest tits in all of the straw hats, who took on so much fucking PAIN from Kuma's bubble and was like, bet.

Like the only one stable after him is Luffy, but he doesn’t count because the fucker was barely 17 when he set off to become a Pirate, and then we got what happened as a kid with Shanks and of course, SABO.

My dude, HOW is Zoro the fucking rock of the straw hats???

Robin and Franky have age on their side to ground some of their stability but beyond that, they still had shit childhoods screwwd over by the world government.

Nami for all her responsibilities and all, HAS MONEY AS A COPING MECHANISM. She is the responsible one, let's leave it at that since she does enough for the Straw Hats.

Brook can also have his own insanity as a treat, my man was alone for YEARS

Jinbei grew up an orphan on fishman island, which is already a bad hand dealt to him because of the racism on top of world gov bs, and then you throw in Fisher Tiger and Arlong...

Like again, ZORO HOW?????

I am amazed. Pour one out for the first mate of the straw hats, the reformed murder hobo who likes booze and sleep, but also will protect his crew to the end and wants to fight anyone with a sword.

Good god i wanna kick his ass

#ask #one piece #roronoa zoro #nami doesn't count her coping mechanism is money #she is the overqorked brain cell but the trauma is there