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vaxxman · 5 days

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Could I request Medic having The Mom Grip on Scout’s shoulder after the speedy moron almost let a mercenary secret slip while they weee getting groceries?

Three Europeans and two Americans walk into a grocery store in New Mexico.

I hope this is the right meme.

More silliness below.

This comic is the antithesis of the "wtf is a kilometre" joke.

The faces they make when they can't quite identify the type of brown bread in the bread aisle.

You don't know how [insert nationality here] you are until you go overseas and things are different.

Spy obviously has no problems with pretending to know how much a gallon of milk is, he just peeks into his conversion chart notes, pretending it's his shopping list.

I want to think Heavy is completely fine with having to readjust to a new unit system, he just eyeballs most practical things anyways by holding them up and mumbling about how they approximately weigh like a chicken or his kettle bell etc. He's always been living in practical ignorant bliss.

Medic has a peer reviewed meltdown the first time he realises there's no uniformity in "a cup of ____" because every object has different densities. He's diligent about memorising the conversion rates for ounces, pounds, the most common things etc., and recovers ok. He goes through the same stages of grief rage when he finds out about distances and lengths.

Just remember four inches are 10.16 cm and pray no one asks you to specify anything bigger than inches.

Everyone does a mental victory lap when they manage to guess how much Celsius the weather is because they keep forgetting it's Celsius*5/9+32=Fahrenheit, Engineer reminds them patiently.

The true victories are the correct temperature guesses we've made along the way.

One time, a friend asked me if I actually knew how much a tablespoon of flour was in gramms to convince me that metric users also make use of volume based units without thinking about them. But little did she know a heaped spoonful of 405 flour is about 15g and a level tablespoon is 10g.

They claim Oolong just tastes better when it's boiled to 80°C exactly with a Bunsen burner.

You only asked for one scene but somehow I came up with a bunch of other things. This post was drawn across 2 months so the artstyle is all over the place. Thanks for your ask!

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 heavy #tf2 soldier #Medic's reaction to a stick of butter is 100% based on my own reaction after reading an American recipe for the first time #Like I didn't know butter in America came in this normed stick-form I genuinely thought it was some arbitrary unit like ??? A Stick??#As in I didn't know if the recipe required the butter to be in this specific shape; like sometimes you have to add butter in shaves or molt #no biggie lemme whittle away at my butter block until it's shaped like a stick? And then I learnt it was the portions that butter comes in #Cut me some slack; I'm used to recipes using eggs as the scale-up ingredient; not butter #I also learnt that medical labels is where metric units are mostly encountered simply because medicine is international #But that is the main reason why I think Medic would not realise he'd have to deal with imperial units until he goes grocery shopping #The man's just been ignoring the “oz” information right below everything he's ever used; out of sight out of mind #I want to think Engi is the most normal person about the entire metric-imperial-units thing he just does some mental arithmetic and done #King just learned système international d'unités during one of his 11 phds; it's not unrealistic

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classycookiexo · 3 months

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#out of sight out of mind #honestly

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geminison · 8 months

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i saw an angel today. he came to collect the debt

#sorry Corvo i wanted your face out again. the mask is cool af and i'll draw it one day. just not today.#I'm not fully satisfied with how it turned out. the colors are nice but the combination itself is nuclear #maybe I'll revisit it later and fix a couple of things but for now I'm done #out of sight out of mind #dishonored #daud #corvo attano #i really hope the composition is readable and doesn't look weird. i can't give it a sober opinion bc i spend too much time staring at it ha #daud looks dope though. maybe the only thing I'm sure about in this pic #tumblr PLEASE don't ruin the quality #art tag

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p4nishers · 7 months

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crowley saying "if any harm comes to aziraphale because of this i will–" to gabriel is SO fucking special to me bc he was so clearly afraid of gabriel after the trial like just look at his reaction when he first sees him and him saying he spent a WHOLE NIGHT worrying that gabriel's gonna smite him like he's actually terrified and still after ALL THAT he still threatens gabriel and i just think threatening someone like THAT is actually so vulnerable bc he's making it abundantly clear that he cares for aziraphale and wants him safe and that aziraphale is HIS to protect and he WILL protect him no matter fucking what and i just i can't deal with how outright and upfront crowley was this season not only with aziraphale but with other people ABOUT aziraphale too like he was really not fucking around this season and he needed everyone to know aziraphale is his and made gabriel almost JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW for wanting to hurt aziraphale and the vulnerability of it all is making me go NUTS

#that sceen plays on a loop in my mind i can't get over it #and the fucking 'its always too late' that follows after makes me wanna bash my skull into pieces like oh my GOD he is so fucking scared an #tired and its ALWAYS TOO FUCKING LATE and aziraphale is always getting into trouble bc he's literally the best fucking thing ever and #crowley was too late to save him one time and he's literally terrified out of his mind that it's gonna happen again like you can't tell me #the bookshop fire didn't leave a HUGE scar and impact on crowley and made him literally scared shitless to let aziraphale out of his sight #again let alone leave him alone w his abusive ex boss like my bbg was going thru it SO MUCH this season and just wanted aziraphale safe and #he would actually do anything ANYTHING for him and i genuinely need to lie down for a minute hold on #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

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oatmealcrisp-freak · 1 year

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headcanon: since kazuki and rei and miri don't have bio family to send family pictures, they spam uncle kyu

secretly, uncle kyu is not mad about this.

#buddy daddies #i mean theres miris ephemeral grandparents but...out of sight out of mind! teehee

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vowofbrotherhood · 1 month

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hollow

#the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #tgaa #dgs #kazuma asogi #asogi kazuma #asougi kazuma #kazuma asougi #evangenny art #'lucien these colors look awful' i don't fucking care anymore #this shit sat in my folder for almost 9 months now i want it FINISHED and GONE and OUT OF MY SIGHT #tbh i didn't initially plan to make this Very Red it just. kinda happened #it's 2 am i should go sleep before i lose my mind

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qwakque · 8 months

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what if disneyland…!!!! some scenarios

+ self indulgent applejuice

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klingerfashionarchive · 5 months

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season 5 episode 4

#m*a*s*h #maxwell q. klinger #mash #klingerfashionarchive #mashblr #out of sight out of mind

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theoryofwhatnow · 5 months

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SEE?!?! they’re perfectly fine. nothing bad ever happened to either of them, ever.

#a rare nigel and alex sighting in the wild #yes that is robert pattinson that i cropped out #this isn’t about him #domestic alex x nigel my loves #like minds #nigel colbie #alex forbes #murderous intent #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #the sandman #like minds 2006

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lesbiradshaw · 5 months

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#jake the type to tweet shit he knows would get ratioed and turn his phone off #out of sight out of mind !#hes kinda me in that sense #carolcore #hangster #sereshaw

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sweetmilkbread · 5 months

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'All Dead Girl Shows begin with the discovery of the murdered body of a young woman. The series’ lead characters are attempting to solve the (often impossibly complicated) mystery of who killed her. As such, the Dead Girl is not a “character” in the show, but rather, the memory of her is.'

Toward a Theory of a Dead Girl Show - Alice Bolin

#'the story will be over before it even begins' tragedy enjoyers rise up!!#laura can 'get no redemption'.. she's out of sight but never out of mind...#I'm glad we got fire walk with me. it's good to see laura as a real person. not just a dead girl mosaic of everyone's memories of her.#twin peaks #laura palmer #my stuff #web weaving #words

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chipistrate · 7 months

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Day 3: Out of Sight

This could be interpreted a few ways considering the prompt, but Cassie's just not havin a fun time today,,<3

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mixelation · 7 months

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if you've been here a while you know i have a bunch of AUs with the premise "kid!karin gets her ass out of grass, usually semi-accidentally, sometimes being basically kidnapped." and i think "minakushi survive and take karin in as their own" is the BEST possible outcome for her (besides AUs where her mom also survives but her mom isn't a real character so i always have her already dead). and for the minakushi AUs i have, i think they all center around karin being in konoha for the chunin exams and minato being like "haha, you're not getting her back :)" but the much FUNNIER option is

minato: (teleports into karin's living room) hi uh no time to talk but my wife knew your mom and

karin, who pays attention in class: the hokage???

minato: (grabs her and teleports away)

#the au im rotating is basically that karin's mom was in contact with kushina #she turned down an offer to move to konoha bc she married a grass-nin and she and karin were comfortable #but her husband died and then her situation went south REAL fast #including grass cutting off her communications with konoha #but she managed to get a plea for help to kushina and kushina managed to send her back a hiraishin seal #but they were unable to coordinate anything in a timely manner #(bc minato being caught in grass risks things like WAR so they need that coordination)#but konoha received the intel karin's mom passed and kushina lost her mind #and minato was like 'fine i will just pop in and out REAL fast'#thank god karin was in the privacy of her own home and also near the hiraishin marker #....although minato being sighted by her entire academy class would be funnier #anyway it takes a while for grass to figure out where tf karin went #and when she pops up in konoha they send an angry letter and minato is like #'whaaaat? she just showed up and said you let her..........'#and blinks his beautiful himbo eyes a few times

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franklyimissparis · 2 months

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“if paul was bisexual/queer why wouldn’t he just come out by now?” why WOULD he tbh 😭😭 like idk i just think at 81 years old it’s probably not something PR man paul particularly feels the need to share publicly

#especially since he’s married to a woman - knowing paul i feel like he’d probably (incorrectly) think it’d be a betrayal to nancy/linda #i get the vibe that for paul it’s a bit ‘out of sight out of mind’#like yeah i’m not with a guy right now so why tell people #who knows maybe he’ll shock us one day but it seems like despite him clearly having some unresolved feelings and pent up guilt abt john #he’s also content with leaving things as they stand - continuing to emphasise how much he loved john without making a statement #all of this is assuming that he’s even cognizant of his own queerness which is doubtful at times 😭#paul mccartney #the beatles #john lennon #mclennon #john and paul

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doyawalker · 10 months

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Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind Masterlist

finally creating the master list for this fanfiction <3

If you want to be tagged in my upcoming chapters, please state so here under this post. I'm also adding the songs that inspire each chapter (and that I put lyrics of at the beginning) to this list if you want to give them a listen :)

Again, thank you so much everyone for the support. This is my first time putting a fic out on Tumblr, so I'm very thankful for anyone that is making this journey so enjoyable. I hope you'll enjoy this story as much as I enjoy writing it <3

Mwuah.

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Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind.

Jungkook x fem!reader

college!AU; ex-boyfriendish!AU

contains smut, alcohol consumption, smoking, mentions of not eating, swearing, heartbreak

Two years ago, Jungkook charmed you into loving him and wanting to spend your whole life with him. And when he suddenly ghosted you, your world broke into a million pieces and you swore to yourself to never trust him again. But when you suddenly meet him again as you start your master's degree, he is very keen on proving to you that he made a mistake back then and that he wants you back. Badly. But how can you be sure that he is telling the truth?

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MASTERLIST CHAPTERS

the intro. | Quit - Ariana Grande & Cashmere Cat

chapter 1. | The Winner Takes It All - ABBA

chapter 2. | Hurts Me - Tory Lanez & Trippie Redd

chapter 3. | The Things I Should Of Said - Tory Lanez

chapter 4. | 1 Call (Remix) - Ombre2Choc Nation & Tory Lanez

chapter 5. | Come Back To Me (Remix) - Ombre2Choc Nation & Tory Lanez

chapter 6. | C'est La Vie - Kennie

chapter 7. | Reason - Omah Lay

chapter 8. | By The End Of The Night (Southstar Remix) - Ellie Goulding

chapter 9. | Casualty Of Your Dreams - Maggie Lindemann