#Pffft yeah wrong place for that lmao
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Hands | Bakugou Katsuki x Fem!Reader
SUMMARY: Bakugou learned from a young age to keep his hands to himself, even when his entire body longed for touch and his eyes filled with tears at the loss of a comforting habit.
WORD COUNT: 2.4k
WARNINGS: hurt/comfort, angst, touch starved bakugou!!, kind of a character study? i think about him a lot, one kiss, cursing, consensual hand holding (PFFFT), mitsuki fucking sucks but what’s new
I hope you like this!! please remember feedback is always appreciated and all that. thank you for reading!! sorry if it sucks LMAO I DID MY BEST AND I KINDA LIKE IT
When he was a child, before he even cared about quirks or rankings or strength, Bakugou Katsuki loved holding hands.
No one knew exactly why, but that was just something he liked. He would hold Izuku’s hand while they talked and ran around the neighborhood, he would take his teacher's hand in his ever so softly whenever he walked over to their desk to ask a question. Katsuki would latch onto his dad with the most loving, tiny grip he could muster, and he would even interlace pinkies with his mom when she was having a good day and didn’t deem his manners “too soft”, “too weak”, “too foolish”. Those were nice days in the Bakugou household.
Bakugou Katsuki was five years old when he had his heart broken for the first time. It was a few weeks after his quirk manifested and he was just so excited to play hero (with a quirk, this time!) alongside his friends after school that he didn’t even hesitate before grabbing Izuku’s hand exactly like he always did, jumping up and down with energy and happiness, rambling about how he was gonna be the number one hero one day — until Izuku screamed, pulling his hand away with a painful expression. Katsuki furrowed his eyebrows, confused at his best friend’s antics, and then he saw it: the raw, burned flesh of his palm.
Katsuki had hurt his best friend.
It’s very easy to fix objects, his dad used to tell him while stitching up one of his ripped shirts, you just get a bit of glue or yarn and you put it back together, a smile graced his lips at the feeling of his son taking his hand immediately after he let go of the sewing needle, but people are a lot harder to patch up, Katsu. People can’t be fixed, sometimes.
He wasn’t exactly sure of when he started shoving his hands inside his pockets, when he started opening doors with his feet and touching people with his shoulders to get their attention. It took him a while to understand that that first occasion wasn’t an accident, and that controlling his quirk when he got too excited or just overly happy was too hard and the security he got from all those tender touches he so eagerly searched from everyone in his life wasn’t worth the risk. The best thing Katsuki could do, for himself and for others, was to keep his hands to himself, even if they felt cold and empty and his big red eyes filled with tears at the loss of such a comforting habit.
He told himself it didn’t matter. You’d have to overgrow that over time, anyway, his mom reminded him at some point. Such childish, silly bullshit. Only softies hold hands, Katsuki, and we both know you’re not a softie.
It was easy to pretend he didn’t miss it. After a few years, the lack of touch was simply another part of his life he consciously chose to ignore, another longing he conditioned himself not to think about. It wasn’t like many people noted his abrupt change in behavior either — there were other things about him that were much more worthy of attention than that, like his killer quirk and quick brain, like his determination and ambition. Who cared about the fact that little Bakugou Katsuki didn’t want to hold hands anymore? Who cared about the fact that little touchy and clingy Bakugou Katsuki now barely touched others?
Such childish, silly bullshit. Only softies hold hands, Katsuki, and we both know you’re not a softie.
He met her during his second year at UA. Y/N was mostly quiet, but still friendly and hardworking, fighting hard for her place as the number one student in Class 2-B. A project involving the two classes put them as partners, and project meetings soon became sparring sessions that turned into study group that led to study dates and then real dates and, by the beginning of his senior year, Katsuki had gotten himself a girlfriend.
He wasn’t certain if she noticed the way he purposely kept his hands out of reach when they walked side by side, or if she ever saw how he always made sure his palms were pointing away from her skin whenever they hugged or cuddled. He didn’t think anyone would ever pay enough attention to him to the point of perceiving his hesitancy. It didn’t matter that Bakugou had gained complete control of his quirk, it didn’t matter that he still felt his skin and his hands tingling with the urge, the craving for touch — the satisfaction wasn’t worth the risk, not the stupid satisfaction he didn’t even need. Such childish, silly bullshit. Bakugou Katsuki was doing very well with letting go of old customs, no doubt.
But Y/N noticed. God, of course she did — she noticed all the longing gazes, all the small flinches. She noticed how he never let his hands touch hers and at first it made her worried. Didn’t he want to touch her? Had she done something wrong? Her boyfriend wasn’t the best at communicating his feelings, even though he had been putting in the effort to talk to her whenever he felt a bit under the weather or bothered.
However, this seemed like a bigger problem, like something he would never speak of unless she brought it up. It seemed deeper.
“Katsu?”
He lifted his scarlet eyes from the book in his hands and turned them to her sitting figure. They were both on his bed, despite curfew starting in less than an hour and the knowledge they shouldn’t be alone in his dorm. To be honest, Aizawa was quite used to watching the Class B girl sneak out of his student’s room every other night, wearing one of his many hoodies and those shorts that she always left in his closet. As long as they weren’t causing him any trouble, Eraserhead didn’t cause them any trouble, either.
“Yeah?” his voice was clearly tired after a day full of training and studying, a hint of sleepiness dripping from his tone.
“How come you never let me hold your hand?”
Katsuki froze on the spot, feeling his heart pick up its pace until it was beating so loud he could hear it by his ear, throbbing. He gulped harshly, sweat immediately gathering up on his hands from his own anxiety. She had noticed?
“What do you mean?” he tried to laugh calmly, but his chuckle sounded forced and nervous. He put the book away.
“You never let me hold your hand,” Y/N’s cheeks were tinted red with shyness. She had been pondering on how to talk to him about this for days now, yet seeing him so flustered made her surprisingly tense. “You avoid touching me with your hands in general, actually,” her chuckle sounded as forced and nervous as his, “is… Is there something wrong? Would you feel better if I stopped touching you so much? Does it make you uncomfortable? Because I really don’t want to make you uncomfortable, Katsu. You can talk to me about things like that, you know it.”
He couldn’t get himself to answer, unable to move or truly process her words. He really thought he had been slick, huh? He really thought she’d never notice, he really thought she’d never care. How would she feel if he told her he was afraid to hurt her, that he was afraid he would lose control of his quirk and burn her somehow, like he had done with Izuku all those years ago? Would she think he was childish and silly, too? Such childish, silly bullshit, Bakugou Katsuki scared of holding hands with his girlfriend, scared of touching her and holding her like she deserved to because what if it went wrong? What if he fucked it up? The best thing Katsuki could do, for himself and for others, was to keep his hands to himself, even if they felt cold and empty and his big red eyes filled with tears at the loss of such a comforting habit.
People are a lot harder to patch up, his father told him. He didn’t want to be guilty of screwing this up, didn’t want to destroy the relationship he cherished so, so much. Would she think he was weak for being this reluctant? Would she laugh at his stupid antics and tell him to grow up and stop being such a softie? Would she get mad? Should he even tell her?
“Katsu?” her soft voice relaxed his muscles like it habitually did, and he sighed deeply before meeting her worried eyes. “Talk to me?”
Y/N had always had this amazing talent of making him feel at ease. Ever since they met, so many months ago, she had this blinding quality that urged him to be quieter, calmer, less defensive. She didn’t even have to try tearing down his walls — they simply melted away when she smiled at him for the first time. He had never really talked about this issue with anyone else before, and he didn’t know how to even start, but Y/N made him want to try. Still, the words felt heavy on his tongue.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he muttered so quietly that she leaned in to hear him, furrowing her eyebrows in disagreement.
“Come on, Katsu. Please?”
He inhaled deeply. She stared patiently, waiting for him to organize his own thoughts enough to explain the thousands of things running through his mind. When his eyes met hers again, he felt warm all over. Katsuki loved the way she looked at him — there was no fear, no ulterior interest, no nonsensical admiration. She looked at him and she saw… Katsuki. Just that. And, strangely, that seemed enough.
The boy averted his eyes from hers. “I don’t want to hurt you with my quirk.”
Oh. Oh? That, well, that was definitely unexpected. The crease in Y/N’s eyebrows deepened.
“Why would you ever hurt me, Katsuki?”
The future hero lifted his head to look at her instantly, confusion swimming in his red gaze as he answered, “I mean by accident, Y/N. I—,” he almost stopped himself right there, yet her expression caused him to continue, “I really liked holding hands when I was younger, you know? With my friends, teachers, family, and all that,” his ears were bright pink with embarrassment that subsided when she smiled softly at the new information, “it made me feel safe or whatever. Then I—then I got my quirk and, sometimes, when I held hands with people it just—,” he exhaled heavily before letting out a sad, defeated laugh, “I have burned a nasty amount of people. I don’t want to do that with you, too. I’d never want to hurt you.”
Katsuki was hardly a vulnerable person. He tried to be, yes, because he wanted this to work and for it to work he had to meet her halfway somehow during certain moments, but it was so, so difficult. It was so difficult for him to open up and talk about one of his biggest insecurities of all time, about one of the things he most craved for. He didn’t want to scare her away.
“Katsuki.” Her tone was serious and she stared at him with such intensity that he lost the ability to breathe for a second. “I understand where you’re coming from, but that’s bullshit.”
Bakugou blinked. “What?”
“You’d never hurt me, okay? I know you wouldn’t. I trust you, Katsu, so much. I’m sorry I didn’t ask you about this before,” she bit her lip thoughtfully while he could only stand there, dumbfounded with her reaction.
Out of all his imagined worst-case scenarios, this was a surprise.
“Katsu,” the girl called to him again, smiling lovingly in that way that made his world spin in its axis when they first met, “do you trust me too?”
“Of course I do,” there was no hesitation this time. Of course he did.
“Can I touch your hands?”
Once again, he froze on the spot. She looked at him expectantly.
People are a lot harder to patch up. She was trying, though. She was really trying to fix the ripped pieces of himself he tried to bury under anger and seclusion, pretending there was nothing wrong and that this was just how things were supposed to be.
Bakugou looked down at his own hands, studying them carefully. With a last shaky exhale, he nodded.
She took his hands in hers, letting her fingers interlace with his cautiously so as to not startle him. Her thumb caressed his palm ever so softly and he fought the instinctive flinch that threatened to push her away. After years without it, this type of touch felt too intimate, too close, too new.
He liked it.
He smiled.
“See? Nothing to worry about.” Y/N smiled back, grinning when he took it upon himself to squeeze her hand in appreciation. “You’re fine, Katsuki. I like holding your hand.”
His smile grew wider and he leaned in to kiss her, living for the feeling of her fingers squeezing his while their lips moved slowly. They had kissed a million times before, yet this felt different. If given the chance, Katsuki probably wouldn’t mind being stuck in that moment forever, with her lips on his and his hands on hers — Y/N had melted away all his walls and defenses from the start, and he was incredibly glad. He was incredibly glad for her.
His heart was beating fast inside his chest, especially when she pulled one of his hands up slightly to let it cup her face. A shiver went down his spine as he felt the curve of her jaw under his fingertips, the softness of her skin touching his. When there was not any air left in their lungs, they parted from each other. She turned her face to kiss his palm affectionately and his entire face seemed to burst with love and gratitude.
“I like holding your hand, too.”
She giggled, and, for the first time, Bakugou felt like it’d be alright if he decided not to keep his hands to himself. Such childish, silly bullshit, waiting around when he could’ve been holding hands this whole time.
A/N: so that was it!!! i hope you liked it!!! hehe hello
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also tagging @tsuhika bc i am: a fan and you gave us permission to tag you in shit SOO KJSFBIUEFB LMAO SORRY
#bakugou katsuki x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou katsuki#bnha x reader#bnha#mha#mha x reader
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Lucky Man
Reid x she/her! Model! Reader
Ik I'm going off of my usual gender neutral reader so if you'd like me to do specific pronoubs please do tell!!!!
Requested once again by my angel @lilac-monster
In which Morgan malfunctions and says 'my maN' a lot pffft
Panic
That's what you felt
Ok so
Let me explain why you felt such a way
You were famous ✨
A model 🔥🔥🔥
Secc model
🥵🥵
And you got quite a lot of fan mail
But that was all normal
What WASN'T normal
Was the involuntary nudes you got in the mail
Like
You opened it
And
Surprise!!!!
You in the shower!!!
You getting OUT of the shower!!!!
You changing back stage!!!
And so you were in Paris right
So you were like
Ok lemme suck it up
So you finished the show
Looking fresh 🥵🔥🤩💥
Then you went back home
Bc you missed Spencer
And bc you were freaked the fuck out
Bc the letters kept getting worse
It was,,,, concerning
So you went home
And you knew he was at work
Bc like
FBI tingz 😗✌
BUT
There was a PACKAGE
at your front door
At it had some very fun stuff in it
LIKE YOUR BRA
Bra In A Box™
so you were like
Why don't I go to my bfs job
And ya know
Ask for help
So you do 🥰
You pull up
Still in your like
Work clothes
Like
v sexy runway clothes
But still like
Proper clothes??
Yknow?
So anyways
You pulled up
Went inside
And you're like
"Hey I need help"
And jjs like
Uhhhhh
And you show her the box, the love letters, and pictures
And she's like
uHHH
So she,, very gracefully,,,, convinced the team to help
Well hotch
So she's like
"Yoyoyo new case 🤪"
So they all sat down
And JJ pulled up with the pictures of the box and everything
AND SPENCER WENT 😳
Then he saw your bra and he's like-
Wait a damn minute
waIT A DAMN MINUTE
then JJ was like
Famous model, yn yln, came in-
And reid
!!!!!
He's like
"That's my gf!!!"
Que everyone going
👁👄👁
Bc
We love him
But Spence is a nERD
PFFFT
MorGAN WAS SO SHOCKED
He was proud
Don't get his skeptical face wrong
"No way"
And he's just nodding
And he pulls out his phone
And shows them his camera roll
Turns out
You were a dork too
But ok
You looked HOT a LOT
Omg look at me spitting bars
Move over cardi 💁
Mira's here to take over
Okokokokok
ANYGAYS
So now the team had PROOF
That you guys were
💥together💥
But anyways
Then they remembered
YOU CAME TO THE BAU PFFGT
WITH A CASE
So jj was like
Ok so
Yn yln came in today with a bunch of naked photos, her bra and ten love letters
And Spencer's like
Wtf
Why she bringing her nudes to my place of work
The disrespect
But JJ goes on
"She believes she has a stalker, bc the noodz weren't voluntary"
And Spencer RUNS outside
"BABY, ANGEL, PRINCESS, QUEEN, BABE, HONEY, ARE YOU OK???"
yes
He did in fact yell that
🤭
But you were sitting there, playing
🤩Mario Kart 🤩
And you looked up
And you still had your runway makeup on pffft
I used to be a model and PFFFT
You were SO tired
Show last night, flight first thing after and then arriving in Quantico first thing in the morning
All in heels
And a tight dress
In makeup
No sleep
Bc you had a stalker
You didn't even have time to change when you got back
Bc
Bra in a box™
So you looked up
And you still looked stunning
Bc
Natural beauty 🤭
And he gasped
And so did the rest of the office undiehwi2
EMILY'S GAY ASS LMAO
Same though
Okokikikok
Morgan, who was still very much in shock, literally ran to you
To meet you obviously
And so did the rest of the team
But they walked
Lmfao Morgan you extra bitch
"Hello I'm Derek Morgan"
And you're like
"Lmfao I know and I know all of you PFFFT"
And Spencer's all
"Wow way to expose me yn smh"
But then you remember
You haven't slePT
IN LIKE
48 HOURS
So you're like
"So can you guys help me??? I litch rally have not slept in two days"
And they're like
Oh yeah lmao
So throughout the whole case
Ya boy Spence gets teased by everyone
But also comforted bc,,,, his gf has a stalker
But allegedly she's also WAY out of his league pfft
Stfu Spence Reid is HOT 🥵🥴
Hot hot hot
We got it!!!
Ok sorry I was watching polar express when I wrote that
So they solved the case
It was actually a stalker
And
Gasp
It was your agent!!!!
He was FIRED
And Spencer went home
And you made besties with the bau
😌
YOU READ MY MIND HONEY IDK HOW YOU DID BUT YOU DID PFFFT
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Thoughts on the third ep of Hypmic Rhythm Anima (as always, spoilers beware but not only for the anime itself but for future things covered in the Drama CD and the Manga. If you’re an anime only, those are marked with a *)
Right off the bat. Super disappointed that it isn’t a MTC episode. I wanted an MTC episode. :((((
Still got my MTC crumbs this week tho and I think I can hold out until next week which hopefully will give me the MTC episode I so desperately want (Yes, i have a division bias and i’m not afraid to show it)
Jakurai entertaining kids are just so cute. I think its very very precious.
* Also. What kind of doctor is Jakurai anyways? So far we know that he’s a councilor/therapist (helps Doppo w/ his anxiety), a pediatrician (he helped a kid), a family doctor (I think i might be wrong on this one), a surgeon (In the FP vs MTC manga he’s shown preforming surgery), a hitman/assassin (:/ yeah evil line records seems intent on retconning this one), a battle field medic (he’s state to be one during WWIII) and now he’s getting called into the orthopedic (things concerning the musculoskeletal system) and gastroenterology (working w. the digestive system) department, two things that have nothing in common with each other. And I’m sure I’m missing some. There is no way in hell this man can do all that he’s 35 for fucks sake. You’d be old and grey before you could learn and complete the credentials needed to work half of these jobs
Nice to now that theres some hints of jakurai’s past. I have a feeling that we’ll be seeing more of the detective later in the story, esp for Matenrou
Doppo being overworked as usual *sigh*. When will the man ever rest? Never... Though im a bit skeptical as to why one of his co-workers calls him doppo. this is a work environment, usually he’d be called “Kanonzaka” for the least amount of informality. seems sus to me. Though his depiction of his insecurities is nice
I love how his first reaction is to call Hifumi and as him if he’s killed anyone. Peak bromance guys.
Honestly Doppo’s method of trying to calm down is nice but not at all effective. He has the right mindset of calming down and letting his body breath, but the way he goes about it is... eh.
Tom and Iris’ argument is hilarious and I really want to see more of them and Rex! Can’t wait to see what happens with these three new characters
Iasdgfjsd;flkasjdflkasdjfkasdlvn ajsdk, MTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
MY BPOYS OH MY GOD RIOU NEVER CHANGE
fsajghasdf i love them asdhfoiksldjfasdfj riou’s food looks so so so so so good omgggggg
Samatoki respecting the fuck outta Jakurai is amazing and I never get tired of their father-child kind of relationship (yes jakurai is a dad to TDD fight me.)
The Riou and Samatoki interactionnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah my heart!! they know each other so well and play off each others strengths. its so cute and I love how Samatoki knows his teammates well enough to know when to play each of his pieces. He isn’t just some brute who speaks through his fists, but he does use his head too. I think this is one of the reasons why he’s also high up on the Yakuza ladder since he’s not only brawny but also brainy
EAT RIOUS FOOD SAMATOKI
ah yes, Jyuto kneeing a bitch. just what I needed to see on a stressful friday thank you for feeding me
I love MTC, im very happy with the MTC crumbs. Since MTR showed up in BB’s ep last week, i really really hope that next week’s ep will be MTC
There it is. Jakurai’s “Jitsuni Kyoumibukai” line
lolololololol the sound effects for MTR is hilarious. Though please give Doppo a break, man deserves it
Jaku’s hair man. its beautiful
Again, please give Doppo a break, he deserves with the 4 joints that they attacked
They say 3 times, but they attacked 4 places?? Did they not report one of them?
Ahhhhh the DoHifu interaction on the temple grounds is both hilarious and cute. Though I can’t help but feel bad for Doppo
* Huh, Jaku did you get that from your hitman days loll
Oh man host mode. Though I like how Doppo recognizes when Host Mode is a legitimate shield that Hifumi needs and is willing to give him that shield when he needs it. God I love their dynamic]
wow... yet another female stalker for Hifumi... very original. This is pretty similar to the stalker girl from the manga and CD
Lol callback to when Doppo was in the toilet and trying to calm down.
pffft the girl is so weird. I can’t stand her or Uwabami.
The plot is so convoluted holy shit. Is this a drama now? (I’ve never watched any c-dramas or k-dramas so I’m the furthest thing from a voice of authority but this seems like a drama show plot lmao.)
This is just a drama at this point lol. Misunderstandings, plot twists and cheesy shit all over the place. Its a badly written and hilarious drama thats for sure
Someone please write a fic where instead of the hypmic universe, the boys are all in a tv drama show plot and their hijinks bc it would fit perfectly. please
Ah, Doppochin snapped~ He’s very interesting once he gets fired up and thats when I really really like MTR. Don’t get me wrong, I love them normally but its when they get down to it that really makes me squeal in delight
Oh! So i think each character gets their own personalized intro w/ their speakers, not just the leaders. Thats honestly so so so cool. The 3D didn’t get in the way of the sequence and was really flashy and smooth. I love how they show the transformation and reveal of the mic and speaker. Honestly the Anime has so many good takes on thigs that aren’t touched on often in the franchise.
The rap was honestly fire this time around. I love it and have replayed it almost 20 times. According to the ending credits its called Welcome U which is so cute for such a funny and badass song. The strong base beat and imagery were so strong and included a lot of homages to things that really matches both Shinjuku, Matenrou and the lyric’s themes and they’re really small but important details! The humor was on point without sacrificing any of the amazingly cool elements and the three distinct styles of rap were integrated in such a catchy melody!
EG) the verse All Year Round features a quick shot of the four seasons and the things most prominently associated with each season. Spring has cherry blossoms and flower viewing, Summer has festivals, Fall and Winter have food that corresponds to events that happen in those seasons.
Doppo’s line of “The flea counters w/ a bite” is so so so cute bc he’s got a little w at the end and thats jp chatspeak for a laugh and skjdfhsdjfkslad adorable
Hifumi picking up right after and asking if Doppo is okay is just. Goals. And his gratutious english works really well and is super smooth! Very very good
Also the small homage to The Champions with Hifumi’s “Jump around” line and the format where Hifumi takes separate lines than Jaku and Doppo. Its a brilliant way to sneak these references in and they’ve kept that theme going from last episode
Foreshadowing with “We’re the true leader, Matenro!” Nice touch there lol.
Lol of course its attempted murder. Still gotta keep this PG 13 even though theres swearing abound
The ending w/ mimimi..... leaves me kind of torn since i don’t like how it ended but they did provide some nice advice. i guess
lsdf;jsalkdfjsldf Hifumi please you’ve known Doppo for over 25 years, you should know better than anyone what his charm points are. and shouldn’t you be the one who understands Doppo’s appeal? smh
SCREEEEEEE THAT TITLE OF THE NEXT EP. if its an MTC ep i will scream even more bc asudhfsdkjflasd A friend in need is a friend indeed this is just pushing my Poly!MTC agenda isn’t it
Final thoughts:
Please please please let next week be MTC please please please
DoHifu are goals, both romantically and platonically
The rap was fire and I’m going to keep listening to it on repeat. First ep was a bit of a disappointment in terms of CGI and raps but these latest two eps are really picking up the slack! I really hope they continue this for the next two!
JAKURAI WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU PLEASE TELL ME
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✨ Unfiltered Joker thoughts ✨
I watched Joker with a bunch of lovely clowns on my Discord and while they werewolf’d in the chat, I typed out my thoughts here as they came to me. These are unedited, unfiltered, and exactly as they were in my head. I don’t know who’d be interested in this but 🤷♀️ who doesn’t love unfiltered thoughts about our man? NSFW ahead in places, lmao and some self-ship elements because it’s always on my mind.
There are Controversial Things within, I’m sure - be nice about it if you wanna comment, or unfollow/block etc. if it bothers you I won’t take it personally. I will take it personally if I’m sent a rude message, though. Fair warning. You curate your own online experience so scroll past silently if you gotta!🥰🥰🥰🥰
Tagging @arthurflecc @jokerownsmysoul @daincrediblegg @sweet-nothings04 bc they were in the chat and missed me there!!
Word count: 4, 597.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJO -
*Presses play*
OMG THERE HE IS BABYYYYYYYY ~
Ugh that white shirt... 🥵
“paint me like one of your french girls” 👀
oh, honey, no.
Don’t force yourself to smile, my love, it’s okay. you can be hurting.
sweet angel who can do no wrong asdfghjkl
wanna kiss that tear away...
CARNIVALCARNIVAL CARNIVAL *STARTS SWAYING IN MY SEAT*
jaunty piano to juxtapose his shitty mood
you spin me right round, baby, right round...
ohhh, baby 🥺🥺🥺
someone’s honky lmaoooooo ~
that cello
Ohhhh, darling man.... i’m so sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
WOOPS CRYINGGGG ~
sweet angel love still tryna be funy with the flower squirting...
what else will squirt tonight???👀
ohhh, darling. deep breaths baby. it’s okay. you’re okay.
CRYINGGGGG
ohhhh baby boyyyy....
legit just cooed aloud
oh angel <3
“is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?”
it is my love... it is.
let me sit on your lap and still the shaking of your legs
ohhhh my love. you’re okay. just breathe.
Dr. Kane was doing her best but you’re beyond what she can handle
you deserve better, sweetheart.
my love, my life.
I JUMPED WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD IN ARKHAM
“who knows?”
yeah me too, my love. me too.
“i just dont wanna feel so bad anymore”
oh baby.
i know, my love. i wish i could hold your hand and stroke your hair and kiss your cheeks 🥺🥺🥺
had a shitty day but wants to comfort a child on the bus. thats my manssss ~ <3 <3 <3
okay but his peekaboo makes me giggle please do that to me when im sad
“‘cuse you bitch?”
the greasepaint still on his face is endearing omg
GIVE HIM BACK HIS CARD OR IMMA RIOTTTT
CRYINGGGGG
ohhhh baby. no. deep breaths. i’m here, my love. not going anywhere
those fucking steps
me too, darling. i feel your exhaustion like it’s my own and i long to take it from you without changing a single thing about you.
my love, my life
the weariness of an unchanged routine is a paralysing one
wanna rub cream on your bruises
“yeah, mum” so soft im cry
“eat. you need to eat” i hear you in my head when i wanna skip meals and it helps me.
“oh yeah? who do you talk to?” YES SASS HER
“yay murray” ohhhhh angel you’re so cute I’m cry 🥺
murray you wankstain - old and crusty 🤮🤢🤮🤢
arthur’s laugh in his daydream 🥺🥺
“i love you murray” // “you’re awful murray” baby noooooo
“theres something special about you arthur” the only real thing murrat ever fuckin said AND IT WASNT EVEN A REAL THING IT WAS IN HIS HEAD
“I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY MOTHER” YEEEES BABY YOU DO! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!
just wantin recognition in your daydreams bc you dont get it in your real life
YOU SWEET THING
HIS SWEET SMILE AND THE CELLO OH BABY 🥺😭
YOUR BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
shoes are too tight so you gotta stretch em
can you stretch me too???👀🥵💦🔥
“chuckletown” RANDALLS LEGACY AND WE TURNED IT INTO SMTHN LOVING AND NOT SARKY LIKE HE INTENDED LMAO FUCK YOU RANDALL YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIT
arthur’s hair in the sun omg like a halo
randall fuck off fucking fuck off go aWAY LEAVE MY ARTHUR ALONE
you asswipe
arthurs shy and nervous lil giggle omg baby say no give the gun back its not well intended
“my boy” AHA LMAO HE DOES PAY YOU BACK BUT NOT HOW YOU EXPECT LMAOOOO YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE
THOSE CURLS
arthur’s sweet little lilting voice in front of his boss omggggg ~
HOYYYYYYT
his logic makes no sense wtffffff ~
RETAIL SMILE LMAO THATS A MOOD
brewing insanity.....
POUND ME LIKE THOSE TRASH BAGS
RUIN ME AND THEN REBUILD ME IN YOUR IMAGE
those mf stairs again
it’s the same old team since 1916... in your head, in your head...
never in my LIFE have i been aroused by a FOOT
lmao only Arthur istg that man is the exception to my every rule
Gigi is so CUTE 🥺
THAT SMIRK SIR CAN YOU NOT
“hey” omggg look at you tryna connect ugh so proud of youuu ~
the moon is a silver dollar...
THOSE CURLS
THOSE BARE FEET
THAT SOFT VOICE
ARTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
frances conroy is a goddess omg i love herrrr ~
espesh on ahs she’s a queen
but i digress lmao wrong fandom
“dont you have to be funny to be a comedian”
FUCK OFF PENNY
FUCK RIGHT OFF THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE PLEASE
slap that bass....
FINGERSSS ON THE GUN ASDFGHJ PUT THEM ON ME INSTEADDDD
zoom zoom the world is in a mess
LMAO YEP
“psh” omg you sweet angel asdfghjk
THAT EYEBROW RAISE ASDFGHJK SASSY KINGGGGG
GET ITTTTTT
UGH THAT BODY WANNA COVER IT IN MARKS OF LOVE TO REPLACE THE VIOLENT MARKS
ARTHUR @ HIMSELF “YOURE A GOOD DANCER // I KNOW”
omggggg sweet clumsy babyyyy
lmaooo “old war movie” do you tell penny that when we get caught having sex on the sofa????
arthur honey following sophie isn’t.... the best way to get her attention asdfghjk
someone needs to teach you social interactions...
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTTTTTE
that student/teacher roleplay comedian at pogos makes no sense to me???? i dont get his jokes at all
lmao bad comediannnnnn
arthur’s cute lil mistimed giggles ksksksksk
wanna kiss your cheeks every timmmme
you’re working so hard to achieve your goals im so so proud of you
ambidextroussss ~ (just like me omg we’re perfect for each otherrrrr)
“people expect you to behave as if you dont” YOU INTELLIGENT LIL SHIT OMG I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MIND
you know its a daydream if arthurs wearing a shirt at home
his shy “yeah” omggggg ~ angelllll
“i have a gun i can come by tomorrow” LMAOOOOOOOO
“youre so funny arthur” YES HE IS DREAM!SOPHIE
CARNIVAL CARNIVAL CARNIVAL
I ACTUALLY STOMP MY FEET HERE BC IM HAPPY FOR THE TIME HES ON SCREEN SWEET CLOWN
THE ONLY ONE IM NOT AFRAID OF
HES SO SO HAPPY OMGGG
BABY BOYYYY IN HIS ELEMENT
SAD THO BC KIDS ARE TERMINALLY ILL
bestest party clownnnn
“I love this job” oh baby 🥺🥺
aaaaaaaaand now the betrayal from randall lmao fuck that dude
NO BB YOUR FOREHEAD NO SMASHY GLASSY
LMAO THE FUCK ERIKA???
dudes 35 not a kid
throwing greasy chips into a girl’s hair isn’t how to flirt my dude lmao you’re gross???
ew
EW EW EW WIGGLE YOUR CHIPS ELSEWHERE
ohhhh arthur, honey no omg breathe it’s okay
you wanna help but you dont know how
you sweet thing
send in the clowwwwwwwwwwwwwwns ~
IM CRYINGGGGG
“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives”
JOEKR ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET GO AWAYYYY
lmao jokes stay you know im lost without you
HOW CAN YOUR HAIR LOOK SO GOOD AFTER BEING UNDER A WIG ALL DAY ?????
carnival with arthur’s hair is just 👌👌👌👌
WHERES HIS CARDDDDD
nooooooo omg baby no omg i wish i could take all those punches for you
i’d take it all in a heartbeat to save you
gritting his teeth not taking in anymore
YES BABY GET EEEEEEM
YES YES YES YES STAND UP FOR YOURSELF SO PROUD OF YOU
first 2 self defence, 3rd one unsure lmao but fuck it
no PUT THE GUN AWAY FROM YOUR FACE BABY ITS OKAY DONT FORGET YOUR BAG OR YOUR WIG ITS EVIDENCE
KILL THE 3RD COVER YOUR TRACKS
GOOD BOYYYYYY
carnival with blood on face = killing your insecurities
8 bullets from a 6 chamber????? mm-hm lmao i know @daincrediblegg wrote a thing on this once lmao bestest Egg is smart and i love her muchly 🥰🥰🥰🥰
run baby run, dont ever look backkk... (check yes juliet)
BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE BATHROOM SCENE
fuck me against that dirty counter
joker’s waking uuuuuuuup....
that cello though unffff 👌
got me clenchinnnnn you fluidddd ~
and in his eyes, all the sadness of the world. those pleading eyes that both threaten and adore (phantom of the opera)
my brain is 90% song lyrics
hes so graceful and ethereal so full of pain and of love and of adventure and worth and need and yearning
my sweet boy
my wonderful angel
my fallen angel
T POSEEEEE
DAYDREAM KISSSSS
ugh push me against the wall and shove your hand down my panties and take whats yours
please and thanks
so confident
so smooth
so sure
unf
take me angel im all yours
and my name is carnival
SASSY BOYYYYY
I SAY BOY BUT YOURE A MAN LMAO
YESSSSSS TELL THEMMMMMMMM
LMAOOOOOO RANDALL SEEMS LEGIT CONFUSED PFFFT
TOUGH SHIIIIIIIT
LMAOOO PUNCH OUT
BUSTING A LUNNGGGGG
HE DOESNT KNOW HIS OWN STRENGTH
OR HIS OWN LIMITS
“DONT SMILE”
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
nothin worse than being told to smile when you really wanna bare your teeth and let rip
aka me every fuckin minute of my life
SHUSH ME SHUSH ME SHUSH ME
ILL CRY BUT DO IT
LMAOOOOO CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BICEPS
ILL GO OUT DOIN WHAT I LOVE
YOUUUUUUU
“gotham’s lost its way” ok trump
“thats not funny” SHUT UP PENNY YES IT IS
STOP SMOTHERING ARTHUR LET HIM BE FREE
“nobody ever saw me. even i didnt know if i really existed”
and
“you dont listen do you”
BOTH ARE MOODS
i feel them so hard
hes so sure of himself in this session
so angry and done and weary
“people are starting to notice” ALMOST A YEAR OF YOU BEING NOTICED
that green jumper omggg
good luck getting me out of it pfffft
“erika have you seen my - oh, there it is. never mind.”
want it back???? payment is kissessss
EW SEXIST COMEDIAN
arthur honey stop primping youre perfect <3 <3 <3
im so so proud of youuuuu
COLLARBONEEEEEES
OMG HE STUMBLES UP THE STEPS DARLINGGG
I wish i could hold your hand while youre on stage and comfort you while you deliver your jokes
just breathe, darling. it’s okay. i’m here, i promise. <3
every time you gag on your laughter my heart clenches
CRYINGGGGG
oh, my love, it’s okay. just breathe. dont fight it. dont fight yourself
you’re so good at imitating your ma pfffft
lmaoooo you’re so funny arthur
WOO BOI DONT FLASH YOUR PORN PAGES AT THE AUDIENCE
givin me ideas....
SMILE THOUGH YOUR HEART IS ACHING
SMILE EVEN THOUGH IT’S BREAKING
WHEN THERE ARE CLOUDS IN THE SKY
YOU’LL GET BY
SMILE THROUGH YOUR FEAR AND SORROW
SMILE
AND MAYBE TOMORROW
YOULL SEE THE SUN COME SHINING THROUGH
arthur is my sunshine
EXCUSE ME HEART EYES OMGGGG
ME AND ARTHUR HEART EYESING AT EACH OTHER PFFFFFT
gonna put people off their food doin that
thats life
arthur’s imitations and those soft curls and the dancing and the -
erika.exe has stopped working
“come on dance with me”
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
i prefer the horizontal dance myself...
“big date”
“deliver the letter”
NARCISSISM
ARTHUR YOU DESERVE BETTERRRRRRRRRR
IS IT BAD HIS EYEBROWS TURN ME ON?? SO THICK AND DARK AND STRONG I -
and those eyes
ugh fuck meeee ~
yes thats an invitation
penny “needs care” but her handwriting is that neat???? yeah fuck off
sorry i dont buy it
she was grooming him i think into some kinda husband role and its fucking gross as fuck she was abusing him and he just wanted her gone
CUTE LIL NOSTRIL FLARES BC SAD AND ANGRY
OMG
his quiet anger scares me but i admire how he calmed down so fast
angry penguinnnnn
HE CARRIES HIS CLOWN NOSE AROUND IN HIS POCKET
CUUUUUUUTE
the similar clothing colours of arthur and bruce is v def intentional
in another life, arthur....
i’m so sorry darling you deserved and deserve so much better
legit one small change in anything coulda prevented 80% of this film
your magic tricks are gorgeous ~
you’re so funny and soothing and comforting and so good with kids
you are the best party clown
I GASPED AT THE FLOWERS
like my server nameee ~
“hi” that soft noise 🥺
arthur’s hands on those bars omg 🥵🥵🥵
okay i’ll admit i still dont get the whole arthur/thomas thing lmao is he his dad???? ive seen this film 10000000 x and i still can’t decide.
i wanna say he is but like ??? idk ??
it’s tragic either way omg arthur’s wasted in gotham
ruuuun arthur run run runnnnnnnn
the bg music isss 👌👌👌👌
arthur accidentally caused penny’s stroke bc med w/drawal but all that abuse, like ????? i get why he kept her sedated lmao i’d want her knocked out or smthn too
7 meds between the two of them, probably.... that might be why he wanted an increase???
you gotta lie, angel.
you’re in way over your head but lie
yeeees good boy!!
“a clown thing?“ lmaoooo tell them!!!
NO ITS EXIT ONLY
KINDA LIKE MY ASS LMAO NO ANAL FOR YOU
he just wants love and comfort and for someone to stay omg you sweet thing
you deserve the world and all the forehead kisses
TURN THE TV OFF
TURN IT OFF
TURN IT -
OH TOO LATE
arthurrrrr ~
its like a car crash lmao you know its coming but you cant stop looking
fuck off murrat
FUCK OFF SOME MORE
oooooooh thats a danger face....
lowkey want it between my thighs lmao use me to work out your frustrations i can take it
“kill the rich” lmao relatable
this film revealed to me that i have a flexible morality ksksksk im all for it though
sleepy bb ~
“we are all clowns” ALSO RELATABLE
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
arthurs thriving in the crowd omg yes baby looks so happy
flashes of joker comin throughhh...
sneaky baby...
quick on his feet, light on his sense...
tread lightly on my ground, (abba; andante)
THE RED THEATRE SUIT OMG FORESHADOWWWW
he looks good in red
he looks good out of red too 👀👀
that is the smile of the world’s most precious angel omg babyyyy ~
he makes me smile omg hes my sunshine
my love my life
you saved my soul do you know that??? do you feel me and how much i love you? do you see me and these tears?
do you feel me like i feel you?
ohhhhh boy here we go asdfdgfhgjhk arthur going to meet his dad, only asking for love and instead he gets punched in the face
i mean i get it bc of what arthur did to bruce with the whole hands in the mouth thing but bruce is barely mentioned, like an afterthought?
thomas has a nasty temper i wouldnt want him for a dad
thomas legit only mentions bruce after he’s punched arthur its like his only thought is really protecting himself and his rep with the whole penny thing
his son comes after; legit as he’s walking away he mentions bruce so hes obvs not that concerned????
shitty dad award lmao
not that what arthur did is okay im not excusing his admittedly misguided and lowkey creepy actions but like ????
lmao prob gonna get hate for this ^^ like i did last time i mentioned it but i dont care im allowed an opinion
too tired to care rn anyways pfffft its storming so bad outside and my wifi has dipped idk if this’ll save
c’mon wifi, for me...
yes
arthur didnt have an attack til he got called crazy, its a trigger word for him 😭
oh baby its okay, deep breaths.
dont fight your laughter, that’ll make it worse
the way he bounces back from that punch though - you know how to take it, dont you, my love?
you sweet thing.
i wish i could get you out of that fridge omg baby those old ones lock - how did you get out ????
meds are wearing off now.....
darling say no to the show lmao you dont wanna go
*facepalm*
every time i watch this i hope it turns out different
it never does
arthur honey dont ask questions you dont want the answers to
that clerk was protecting you not letting you see the file
that clerk and gary were the only ones nice to you
but it wasnt enough
you needed love and support and help and guidance
and instead you got literal and metaphorical punches and no break
the hand puppet omgggg ~
i want him to play peekaboo with me when im sad/upset/make a hand puppet over my shoulder aszdxfcghvjbkn
ohhhhhh darling stop reading stop reading stop reading
put it down.
this entire scene is confusing and heartbreaking
ive seen this film 10000000 x and im still not sure i fully understand
his laughing is so much like sobbing here
omg moonshine its okay you can cry. let it all out.
newspaper clips in a real file???? mmmm - unprofessional or arthur’s manifestation of news??
🤔
we love pathetic fallacy in this house
i wanna get you in the shower and wash you down and feed you and wrap you in my warm embrace “i had a bad day”
my dark angel, it’s okay. i’m here. i love you and im staying with you no matter what
sophie was his last hope, his last chance to reconnect
again im not excusing it lmao but im saying i understand him
hes touching everything to experience it for the first time
he knows shes a daydream
hes self-aware but he needs his coping mechanisms
we all do it
not the breaking in, i mean the daydreaming
“i had a bad day” shatters my black, shrivelled heart 💔💔💔💔💔💔
ohhh, darling.
istg you’re the only person i ever fucking coo at
finger-guns = reconnecting = remember me see me
but i guess to sophie it came across as ominous/creepy??
poor arthur trying so hard to reconnect to people and he just cant do it he doesnt have the social know-how bc no one bothered to ever teach him
again im not saying its okay im just saying
lmao i hate how i always feel like i have to justify myself even before thats called into question pffft the internet is cruel and prev times ive voiced myself ive been sent rude messages and once bitten twice shy
the sword forgets but the tree remembers
hes sobbign and laughing and its gut-wrenching
that neighbour yelling “shut up” better catch these hands imma square up
have some compassion dickwad
you never know what someones going through so be kind
always always be kind
^^^ film takeaway right there
if looks could kill penny would be 6 feet under
OH WAIT LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂
in killing her he sets himself free. but the trauma and the damage done to him leaves him open to more of the same bc hes so vulnerable
that heart-rate monitor went quiet so quickly did he tune it out????
OMG THE WAY HE REHEARSES FOR THE SHOW YOU SWEET MAN OMG YOU DESERVE THE WORLD
sir thats my seat lmao my throne of red
“yeah? all of you? okay” 🤡🤡🤡
us lining up to fuck him into next week 😂
THATS LIFEEEEE ~
the fuck kinda hair dye you usin’???
CHOKE ME W THOSE BICEPS
DANCIN TOGETHER IN THE BATHROOM
THOSE HIPS DONT LIEEEEE 👀👀
scissors = pre-med murder but triggered by “my boy” - term used by abusers.
poor angel’s triggered by lots of things, i think. theres no telling what triggers his violence and thats what makes him dangerous
could be anything and theres also no telling what his “you wronged me” scale is so ???
he’s like a kicked dog... lashes out when hes had so much and wont/cant take anymore
“COMING” yeaaaaah i bet....👀
“i stopped taking my medication and i feel a lot better now” GET OUT GET OUT THATS A RED FLAG OUUUUUUUUUUT YOU GO
OOOOOH JOKER’S LAUGH IS OUT - HES MOCKING YOUUUU AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT BOY’S SMARTICLES
this is why arthurs so dangerous. he looks lithe and weak and fragile but he takes down a man twice his size with scissors in one hit
do not underestimate him it’ll be the last thing you ever do
I WANNA LICK THE BLOOD OFF HIS FACE
BRITISH ACCENT ON POINT
LMAO he’d so mock me for mine 😂
“you were the only one who was ever really nice to me” a moral codeeee; flexible morality like meeee ~
okay but he so made gary jump bc he knew gary was too scared to move otherwise
loooooving the gallows humour with the door lock PFFFT
gotham slept on arthur dude’s hilarious
OH OMH OMG OMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOKMG JOKER JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY LOVE MY LIFE MY CLOWN MY HUSBAND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
IM CRYINGGGGGGGG
JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
JOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKERJOKER
I CANT BREATHE FUCK OMFFFFF LOOK AT HIIIIIIM
LOOOOOOOOOK LOOK LOOK ASZDXFCGVHJBKLKJHGFDSZDXFGHJHKJLKJHGFD
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MY LOVE MY LIFE MY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKER
JOKERJOKERJOKER
LMAO HE’D BE GIGGLING AT ME RIGHT NOW OMGGGG
lmao let randall rot there fuck hiiiiiiim (and not in the fun way)
i want Joker to touch my clit like he did the lift button 👀
ohhhhh look at you having fun on the stairrrs
happy babyyyy ~
dancing towards what you believe to be your death
so glad you changed your punchline at the last minute you didnt deserve to die
SWEET FLAWLESS ANGEL I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
his “oh” when the cops come lmaooooo ~
he does that when you grind down hard on him...👀
so used to pain he gets up from being hit by a car and carries on 😔
run baby run...
hes so agile and so quick on his feet
thinks fast too
arthur for fuck’s sake dont you dare stop
you’re almost there, my love.
im so so proud of you
SASSY DANCING ANGELLLL
i love that smug smirk he has and that chuckle omg lmaooooo ~
i’d do anything to see you look at me with such pride
ooof you look so angry in the subway but i’d happily cup your face in my hands and smother you in kisses
your eyes red rimmed with tears. youve been sweating and crying ohhhh ~
my love omg you didnt want this, you didnt want the riots and you dont know how it spun so outta control and you didnt choose this
i so desperately want to be with you right now
“i dont believe in anything” THATS OKAY I DIDNT NEED MY HEART ANYWAY
I MEAN ITS ALREADY YOURS BUT YOURE STANDING ON IT OUCH
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
“mm-hm” i love that little noise
“i love dr sally” BITCH YOU HAVE A WIFE AT HOMEEEE
“THATS WHAT YOU CALLED ME ON THE SHOW. A JOKER. DO YOU REMEMBER?” THATS SUCH A DANGEROUS LOOK ON HIS PERFECT FACE LMAO MURRAY HAD ONE CHANCE TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND APOLOGISE AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT LMAO
fuck ‘em, Joker.
You deserve better
GET
THAT
FUCKING
GUN
AWAY
FROM
YOUR
FACE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all that pain in his eyes....
oh, darling. how did no one see you????
his backstage dancing got me 💦💦💦
hes so ethereal and mysterious, so free yet so constrained, so beautiful and so himself
i love him i love him i love him i love him
smile playing as he comes out on stage lmao even now hes being told what to do and how to act
hes never free
spinny baby
you spin me right round...
he suits the stage so well
lmao woop sexual assault (kissing dr sally without consent) isnt a good move Joker but damn what a first kiss...
never thought i’d be jealous of an elderly woman but here we are 🤡
he looks so good under the lights omg so crisp....
wanna mess and smear it uuuuup
~
you’re all being mocked and none of you fucking know it lmao get wrecked
memory problems bcof the notebook + “get it right” - he really cares
ohhhhhh baby come on change your punchline, come on....
okay but that drunk driver joke does make me giggle lmao it’s so out there and honestly my sense of humour is just as dark as his is
i just sHIVERED 🥵
“arthur” HE SAID CALL HIM JOKER DONT BE RUDE
ohhhhh i’m cryingggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
i cant watch this without crying ohhhh all that pain, all that suffering and all that anger, confusion and betrayal. a mental breakdown on nat tv and no one sees him. how the fuck are you all so blind?????
“mur-rray” LMAO YOU FUCK MY NAME I FUCK YOURS
SAY IT JOKER IM SO SO PROUD OF YOUUU
hes speaking facts
“they couldnt carry a tune to save their lives” and that eye roll and groan yes we stan a dramatic CLOWN
this is fucking heartbreaking omg “i dont care about anything” but then he rants in the next minute - so unpredictable and dangerous and untamed but so so pretty in his pain so beautiful and so free
but hes not free... not really
“werewolf” as a verb omg only you could make that work
im so fucking proud of you
“youre awful murray” ooooooooh....
LMAO JOKER’S JOKE BLEW MURRAT’S MIND
hes crying and shaking and no one ??? sees him ???? how????
i legit dont understand how people just dont see him? people see what they wanna see but it’s right there???
he seems almost surprised by the fact he killed him
YES GRAB MY FACE LIKE YOU DID THE CAMERA PLEASE
IN THE WHITE ROOOOOOOOOM
UGH I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH ITS SUCH A FEEL GOOD SONG
GOTHAM IS SO PRETTY WHEN ITS ON FIRE OMG ITS SO ALIVE
I LOVE THE ENERGY THIS SCENE GIVES OFF
ITS LIKE HOW JOKER HIMSELF MAKES ME FEEL
ALIVE
his little “hi” like they can hear him 🥺🥺🥺🥺
his laughter omggg sweet angelllllll ~
“i know. isn’t it beautiful?” YES IT IIIIIS
AND SO ARE YOU
OH NO OMG NO NO NOPEEEE
this scene always scares me even though i know hes okay pffffft
the birth of joker lmao
be careful with him please hes precious cargo
omggg i wanna sit on that car and wipe his blood away and help him to get home so i can patch him up
lmao im a scaredy cat til my loved ones are threatened then i scare up this fawn bites
i wanna help Joker to get help and support
i wanna love him through it all, the good and the bad
his slow dancing always gets me omg it’s arthur, still there, still suffering, still unseen and unloved
hes crying and hes in pain
blood smile - my inside is on the outside now and it still hurts
he didnt want any of this. he chose his name ubt not what came with it
my poor clown......
CRYINGGGGGG AGAIN
HIS GENUINE LAUGHTER SENDS ME OMG ITS SO PRETTY
i wanna make him laugh like that
it always makes me smile omg those cute lil hiccups 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
THATS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
i love the audio muted during the scene he sings it omgg it’s so prettyyyy ~ i like to pretend hes singing to me sometimes asdfghjk
metaphorical or literal blood???
hes accepted who he is now.
hes free
dancing in the white light like an angel
i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love him i love hiiiiiiiiiim ~ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
~ THE END ~
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Rae Rewatches Miraculous Ladybug
Season 1: The Bubbler
Yes Marinette is a mood during the mornings as always
Yes, the girl you just saw crash into a wall is also the savior of Paris
And she's a ballerina
And she's an amazing picture editor, that wallpaper of Adrien is gorgeous
Oh yeah what were we saying?
Oh right, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADRIEN
Plagg cares, deep down...somewhere beyond the layers of cheese
I'm Asian and I can confirm that this is how our parents blackmail us into doing our chores
"Happy Birthday! I mean, have a nice day!"
Wow.
WOW.
If it weren't for the fact that his father is blatantly ignoring his birthday, I would have said that Adrien is me on every birthday of mine
LET YOUR KID HAVE FUN GABE
"No I'm pretty sure he was a downer back then too." Someone record this and shove it with earphones into Gabriel's ears
WHY DID I HEAR NINO SAYING INSIST AS INCEST
You can do it Marinette!!!!
I don't even understand how Alya's push worked? She pushed her forward how did Marinette magically turn in a right angle??
Wait she's Ladybug
Wow these two have come so so so far today from these awkward conversations they used to share in Season 1
Is it just me or is Selah Victor's voice for Chloe a little squeaky in this episode?
Look at Alix casually side-eyeing Chloe's temper tantrum lol
Someone should help Marinette off the ground!!!
I just realised Marinette called herself a dummy
Don't worry Chloe, I think gifts are the last thing on Adrien's mind today
Wow I wish I had a father who gifts me several hours of labour doing a photoshoot on my birthday too
"Why can't I mean what I say?" "Say what you mean?" "Exactly" Alyanette are goals
NINO IS BEST BOY
Alya being the best girl friend ever
Marinette's freakouts are so funny lmaoooo
Geez Nat way to be professional
Clumsinette Part 3 ft. Not Signing The Note
Maybe Gabriel should worry less about his butt warming his chair and actually make an effort to give his son something he would actually like and appreciate
Natalie looks so scared of Gabriel? And people act like Gabenath's love is so pure?
NATALIE YOU BIT-
Nino, calling Gabriel 'Dude' itself is too polite
Nino campaigning for Adrien's rights is so so wholesome?????? He cares about his buddy so much???
ADRINO RIGHTS
Nino knows everything about how much Adrien bends over backwards to please his father
Adrien looks up at his father hopefully for a minute before his face just crumbles
:(
Can Gabriel show some awesomeness and get his ass yeeted to the Chat Blanc moon?
Gabriel: I've just decided you are a bad influence and you are never welcome in my house ever again!! Leave now!!!
Nino: See you on Heroes Day bitch
I love how even then Nino never takes his anger out on Adrien
Normally I would skip the Hawkmoth monologue BUT THIS BITCH JUST PURPOSEFULLY PISSED OFF HIS SON'S WELL MEANING FRIEND FOR AN AKUMA!!!!
Wish they showed the bubbles getting Gabriel and Natalie, you missed out Nino
Hey I completely forgot Marinette and Adrien used to have different transformation backgrounds
Adrien not realising the adults in his house are gone makes so much sense....
How the heck did Adrien recognise him as Nino but not Marinette as Ladybug?!
Sorry but their 'dancing' is making me laugh XDDDD
*skips Hawkmoth rambles*
I do think what Adrien did was wrong, but it's a pretty human reaction on his part. He acted just like how any teenage boy who got a party for the first time would have.
WHERE ARE MAX'S GLASSES?
If Lila was introduced in this episode her napkin definitely would have gouged out his eye
Rose looks so stoned lmao
Adrien is realising no one is actually enjoying the party and maybe he shouldn't have waited. The conclusion he came to was pretty gradual and well done.
WHAT is that face Chloe
Adrien looks so disgusted lmfao
See? Both Marinette and Adrien made selfish decisions in this episode. Adrien quickly realised he shouldn't have let this go on and Marinette has come so far in her control of her jealousy today
Was it really that selfish tho, Tikki? Chloe didn't get to kiss Adrien
Marinette in Ladybug's ribbons is so adorable
"Gotta find a place where I can transform fast!" What do you mean, Marinette, wasn't the open side of that mega huge mansion enough?
So Natalie atleast got kidnapped
Nice eye to detail! Bubbler came before Origins and looking back it makes sense that Ivan us the only one not giving in to akumas, cause he was one himself.
Adrien is me when no one laughs at my jokes :(
Skkdjskl Adrien just brushed off Chloe
"I think I've been a complete idiot." There, Adrien realised his mistake, are we good now?
Oooooh Chat doing that yo yo toss away from Ladybug was so smooth
Looks like yo yo's have a thing for Adrien's head
YES YES JUST YES THAT ENTIRE SHOT OF THEM BATTLING BUBBLES
Uno reverse card
"Most adults do, anyhow." Give this boy a hug
And a new father
Adrien's accepted that there are kids with good and kind and loving parents, but he's not going to be one of them
Love how they're casually squished up against each other inside a bubble
Sorry Chat, I think both of you were busy screaming for 500 feet for her to realise
Pffft cat boy work on your timing
How are they bantering while falling to their deaths
Rip Chat's shoulder
Rip Miracuclass
"Your plumbing skills gonna help us out?" *She shrugs*
RUN KITTY RUN
Ladybug's two lucky charms in this episode are a lot more straightforward than most episodes
He raises his bubble wand in slow motion and she catches it in normal speed
Or how about you check if he likes his gift yoself, Gabriel? Your butterflies won't get too lonely, I promise. *Grabs bug spray*
SHE THREW AWAY THE NOTE
He sounds so happy :(
"There were no adults yesterday to deliver it!" LMAO
He's got the same pen for three years in a row. Around this time, I'm pretty Emilie has disappeared for only around a month.
ADRINO RIGHTS
Marinette you sweet sweet bean
Love for her only
Sign my petition to raid Natalie's office with pitchforks and torches?
"Marinette, you're amazing, girl! And someday Adrien will figure it out too." Adrien from Gamer says hello.
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What the Fandom (actually) thinks about the SPN Finale 15x20!
A short while ago I posted a Quiz [Which Part of Supernatural Season 16 are you?] and the post has 27 notes, so I thought barely anyone would have taken this, but it turns out actually a couple people did.
And I´m so glad I did put in one free form question: “Would be please be so kind to sum up the finale in 3 words. (Or 333 if you want to...)” Because the past days I clicked through the notifications on the quiz, which is kind of tedious, but I could not stop cause what people put in there is
a mood,
a riot,
the pure unfiltered truth,
eloquent and outrageous in the best way!
And so I collected the answers and tried to roughly group them. Which you can find under the cut. (If someone that took the quiz wants to be tagged or have the commentary removed please just message me!)
Can you guess what the most common 3 words were?
The rare acceptance or praise
not that bad // Not entirely horrible. // satisfaction and closure :D // good idea, shaky execution, ultimately fulfilling // epic love story
Grounded Truth & the well adjusted
It was something // well that happened
CW & Network aka. put the blame where it (probably) belongs
network fuckery afoot // Corporate Fuckery Ahoy! // network bullshit ruined everything // fuck the cw // Fuck the CW // Fuck you cw // cw ships wincest // FUCK ROBERT SINGER // Greed won
Make some Effort (@show)
Lazy // half-assed fever dream // feverish dream (nightmare) // Could be better // Not comprehensible, stupid, low budget // How did buckleming do better // Fuck you, spn writers. Could have done better
Hate Crime
A hate crime // literal hate crime // The hate crime // I only need 2 and it's hate and crime // subtle-but-not hate crime // hatecrime to all
Homophobia Call Out
Straight Gay Chicken// not gay enough // bad unsexy homophobic // Where's my gay? // horrific hetero nightmare // Homophobic queerbait bullshit // no homo shitshow // Bury your gays // silencing, erasing, ugly // Homophobic and incestual // homophobic disappointing stifd // Character assassination and homophobia // Stinky, censorship, offensive // Disappointingly heterosexual & bland
You need to speak fandom for that
why lamp wtf // It’s the turbo hell we were all sent to // Wheres the tapes???
Castiel centric
so no cas? // So no cas? // Needs more Cas // No Cas, pathetic // where is cas // why no Cas // where was cas // yo a ti // where was castiel
Bless you
I released scripts for a reason
Deserving Better! Damn Right!
They deserved better // They deserved better // They deserved better // dean deserved better // dean deserved better // dean deserved better // Dean deserves better // destiel deserved better // Destiel deserve better. //
Jensen deserved better // dumb , idiotic , horrible and #deanwinchesterdeservedbetter
Trash, Shit & Garbage aka. The scatological truth
FUCK THIS SHIT // Shit shit shit // Shit shit shit // total shit // Shittiest fucking shit// Total and utter shite. // Piece of shit // Fuck this shit // Complete utter shit // Fucking pointless shitshow // stupid As all fuck // That was shit. // A shit show // what a shitshow // An absolute shitshow // total shit show // a shit show // A shit show // total shitshow lmao // absolute shit show // A shit show // Rancid shit show // i would say it's a shitshow but that's mean to shit // Complete utter shit // fuck that shit // fuck that shit // fuck this shit // Absolute fuckin bullshit // fucked up shit // Utter shit bro //
Distilled horse shit // Absolute horse shit // Absolute Horseshit. 3. // Absolute dog crap // Piece of crap // pile of crap
// piece of trash // Steaming trash fire // Shit ass garbage // Gar ba ge
// Fucking trash fire // Absolute garbage fire // A dumpster fire // piece of trash // unfortunate dumpster fire // Flaming pile of garbage // disaster dumpster fire // Unsatifying flaming garbage //
Dumpster fire on ice. A mess. Underwhelming. Incomprehensible. Oof // I got 2: dumpster fire //
Complete. Fucking. Bullshit. // Complete utter bullshit // utter gross bullshit // Shit fuck shame //
hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck
Still won´t read any praise here
The worst thing // a complete disaster // so fucked up //
It was terrible // it really sucked // Man it sucked // Well that sucked // Fucking sucked bro // it fucking sucked // it sucked ass it was fucked // Sucked major ass. // It sucked ass //
very not good :( // it was bad :( // Absolutely fucking awful // The very worst //
bad. bad. wincest... // Bad bad bad // bad poop ending // bad funni yuck //
horrendous nightmare fuel // A fucking nightmare // worst thing i’ve never seen in my life //
an absolute atrocity // a fucking disaster
it was terrible // an absolute disgrace // Just so awful // Really Fucking Bad // Literally the worst //
Real real bad // Bad stupid bad // uhh very bad // crap bad lacking // horrible rude worst //
awful // bad // bad // Crap // wack Ugh. // No // UGH //
Bad, messy, dumb // Bad terrible worst
ugh // Oof my dude // deep deep sigh
9000+ epic failure // Small dick energy
Demands!
Suck my dick // Not it motherfucker
Thinking of all of us!
We all lost
Summed up in 3 Words
Bitch. Fucker. Ass. // Death age heaven // Dead, married, forgotten // Sam Dead Car // Dead, Sad, & Car. // Dead, Sad, Car // Slow shambling death //
burns in hell //
Absurd, wtf, huh // fucking odoriferous stench.
Not Canon & Fake & Insulting
insulting. not canon // Unsatisfying, degrading, noncanonical // Disgusting Insulting Fake // sad, bullshit, not-a-finale // Embarrassing, ridiculous, insulting
// disheartening, harmful, horrible // Terrible. Disgusting. Hilarious // Incomplete. Unkind. Nonsensical. // Traumatising, stupid, horrendous // horrible incomplete unsuccessful // Disgusting, disrespectful, unreal
Disappointments & Complaints
very big disappointment // disappointing, disrespectful, baffling // An utter disappointment // disappointment of the decade // Fruitless, regressive, insulting, disturbing, and all-in-all just disappointing // the complete unpackage // supernatural finale clusterfuck // WRONG, Horrible, Offensive // poo rehash bad // Unnecessary character deaths
Betrayal & Inconsistency
Stupid awful depressing poorly written inconsistent betrayal // Boring betrayal // inconsistent, monotonous mess // inconsistent disappointing mess
Denial! Aka. The wise!
Finale? What finale? // What finale ? // what finale? // Finale? What finale? Ohhhh yeah 15x18 was great // you mean 15x18? // Did not happen. // What the...what?? // What finale ??? // um.........what finale? // finale? what finale. // what finale? it didn't air yet. last episode that aired was 15x18 pffft // what finale :) // Does Not Exist // It never happened // That didn’t happen // No, i refuse, there was a finale??? // what finale?? // It doesn't exist // it doesn't exist // Weird of season 15 to end with 19 episodes and an open ending // what finale? the show got canceled after 15x18 // Finale? What finale? Supernatural isn’t over. I’m not in denial, you are //
an atrocity i've erased from my memory // I Can't See Suddenly. I Don't Know// Don’t know her.
Consequences & Emotions (I hope you´re all okay, have a hug!)
Oh my god it was awful. Hated it. Made me reactivate in the fandom. And obses over that show AGAIN. Oh, and yeah, yeeted me to a place so dark that I got me some new scars. // Ymmmmm, fuck the finale. It got me spiraling down back to depression and self harm. Didn't make sence. Badly written. Badly executed (well, except acting) // Never wanted to claw my own face off more than watching that heap of garbage // fuckin hated it // My heart hurts // Stupid unsatisfying pain // slap inthe face // I am unhinged // Im throwing up // I am sad // i went feral // Broke my heart // hurt my feelings / I wanna die //
i hate it <3 // I hated it // I hate it // Extreme rage inducing // Trauma, It was // Oh. Oh dear. // Absolute soul crushing, sucked sunshine and joy out of this world and any other possible reality this abomination exists in. It hurt so much I actually disassociated and had a real life horrible week. Luckily anger finally swept in and fan fiction ultimately saved the day. // AWFUL. HARMFUL. DEPRESSING. I HATE IT //
Waste of time // My villain origin story //
Destroyed rewatch value
This is unfortunately too true
disturbingly pro-suicide // odd lacking empty
Valid Questions:
why’d’ya do that // Why why why
WTF?! What the … “The popular 3”
What The Fuck // What the fuck// what the fuck // What the fuck. // what the fuck // What the fuck // What the fuck // What the fuck. // What the fuck // What. The. Fuck. // What The Fuck // What the fuck // what the fuck // what the fuck // What the fuck // What the fuck // What the fuck?! // What. The. Fuck. // What the fuck?! // what. the. fuck. (was that????) // What the actual fuck? // 1. What 2. The 3. Fuck // 'what the fuck' // The actual fuck? // What the heck, //// What the heck // What the heck // what the hell // What the hell? // what the hell
Narative & Character Development
That was pointless // Failure of storytelling // 15 years of story and character development down the fucking drain // Fuck character arcs, no free will // Assassination of character // Lost character development // character development is dead // disjointed alien mess I don't know these characters what the fuck // boring, loveless, characters are ignoring // Season 1 Finale. // From darker timeline // Awful Forgetable OOC // piece of shit all the character development thrown out the window. cas deserved better (also to be with dean cause they are in love) // Underwhelming, disappointing garbage, a slap in the face of chatacter development. //
the dark ending // The Chuck ending we didn't deserve. //
a dumpster fire on the level of the GoT finale - all character dev & story arc thrown out. CLOWN VAMPIRES
The Jokers among us, or those finding a laugh in the grimmest things
a comedy // Just a joke
Relateable:
AAAA AAAAA AAAA // AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I see what you did there and I love you
333 // 333 // 333 // 333 // 333 variations of the word fuck
I especially love you
666
Rebels!
4 words (sorry): they showed their hand // The end of hope (that’s 4 words but too bad)
Didn´t watch the Finale for various reasons
Haven’t seen it, // i didn't watch it out of spite // haven't seen it yet for some reason // didn’t watch it // I didn’t watch it but everything that happened because of it activated the decade-old sleeper agent part of my brain that was a spn fan // I stopped watching spn in the middle of season 12... The finale was awful from what I gathered
Hello Stranger, we welcome you here
I don't actually watch SPN I'm taking this for kicks bro
The Refusal (either of the finale or the question)
Nope // No thank you // no // No // No thanks, fuckers // No thank you. // No // This is bullshit // haha what? No // Please, not this // Oh god no // noooooo oooo ooo // ....no. // No. It sucks // I will not <3 // no thank you // no no no // no thank you // Lmao wtf no // Nope. Just no.
Refusal is self care!
No, I won't let it hurt me again. // I can't, it's too bad
The offensive Wig!
Party city wig // party city wig // party city wig // Homophobic, bad, wig // shitty sam wig // party city wig // Party City Wig // party city wig // Jared's fucking wig //
bad, homophobic, party city wig // The Wig™
Blurry wife
Sam's blurry wife
The Nail / Rebar! ( @the-rusty-nail-that-killed-dean @therustynailthatkilleddean you are recognized)
nailed by dickbar // rusty nail wins // Rusty fuckin nail. // Nail Dean Death Clown // dean got nailed // Rebar. Cas helped.
All of those
Dickbar, Blurry Wife, Driving for 40yrs,Party City Wig, Drone Shot (cringe) // absolute trash fire garbage, burn the party city wig and the cw down but keep the dog
Those with crystal balls
expected i guess // disappointed, not surprised
Puzzled (Yeah me too) or Undecided or Eh
i don’t even fucking know // Jggfdv // Huy // Meh // Meh // meh // it was bad ??
Let´s create great fanworks!!
free real estate
Defies Categories and is good stuff
everything for nothing. // traumatizing, badly-written, comedic // devastating yet obnoxious // God is dead but hegemonic masculinity is still kicking // maam this is a wendys // am so glad that I was a whovian. I've dodged two bullets. // F's in the chat // >:((
I´m sorry, I failed you with this quiz
quiz was wrong // Dude. Dude you gave me "liking the finale" a minute ago. I assure you; i did not. "You have found peace" bro I haven't known a SECOND of peace since that ill-begotten nightmare of a shitstorm // [[“I STILL HOPE UR DAY WAS G”:]] HOW THE FUCK DID I GET THAT I LIKED THE FINALE PLS OP THIS IS NOT A MARK ON YOU OR ANYTHIG I LOVE U EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW YOU BTU PLS THE DEPRESSIVE STATE THAT I SPENT MY LIFE IN POST-FINALE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE SHAMED IN THIS WAY I. PLEASE. I DID NOT LIKE THE FINALE. HOW DO I GET A DIFFERENT ANSWER PLEASE
Misha? Was that you?
Rancid Nut Work
Particular Stuff
Fuck john Winchester //
[[“ Mj”; ]]fucking disgusting shitshow [okay so that was 3 words, but MAY I JUST SAY, c*w was incredibly disrespectful to Misha, Cas, Jensen, and Dean. Misha played a Cas for 12 years, and then he's not even in the finale? and Cas gets mentioned a whopping total of 2 times after he confesses his love to Dean?? and then, Jensen. 15 years of his life on Supernatural. Jensen turned down the role to be Captain America, and his best friend is Dean, the character he plays. But then Dean dies on a rusty nail, never getting to actually live his life? Dean died how he always thought he would- and he died as "Daddy's Blunt Instrument", finishing off his dad's unfinished case. J*hn Winch*ster ab*sed him and Sam mentally, emotionally, and possibly physically too, and does NOT deserve to get a Heaven at all, least of all, a Heaven right by Deans. Dean never got to live how he wanted to and was repressed as fuck, and this is all because of his dad, the resident shit head. And don't even get me started on the queer erasure, and racism. Kevin Tran deserved better. He, after through all he suffered on Earth, deserves to go to Heaven, not be tortured in the afterlife forever. I fully believe that it's just because he was Asian. If J*hn got into Heaven, why couldn't Kevin. Also, not to mention, Charlie, Rowena, Claire, Patience, Kaia, Crowley, Donna, and Jodi, and probably countless of other queer characters who were erased. They were silenced and fuck the cw for doing that. I could add so much more, but for now, have an excellent day and a wonderful year :)] //
[[“Yellowcollins”:]] hat the fuck was that literally what the fuck. I’m convinced the writers did not watch a single episode they made past season 3. There was literally not a SINGLE character from season 4 onwards in the finale. LITERALLY. NO. ONE. and what about “family don’t end in blood” that they’ve been preaching since LITERALLY season 1??? huh??????? nah fuck 15x20, this will go down and the WORST ending in the history of endings.
[cookie] < for everyone that made it that far ;)
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Hey, I was wondering, if you are not too busy, and if you feel like to do it... can I request a Markus x Tsundere!Reader fanfic? I can pay you in draws if you are up to! Have a nice day.
If Only, If Only You Were Mine
Pairing: Markus x Reader
Warnings: ooc-ness, mutual pining, the reader gets drunk… that’s pretty much it
A/N: Okay first, happy new year!
It’s been like 3 months but I finally finished this… not sure how tsundere the reader is but I tried sksk, hope you enjoy how cheesy this is lmao
W.C: idk like 1.5k
“You look upset.”
Simon’s statement pulled you out of your little world. You looked up from the glass to him and forced yourself to give him a small smile, “I’m not upset.”
“Yes, you are. Now, what is it?”
God, you didn’t want to say anything to ruin the night. Everyone looked like they were having fun at this party… you weren’t. “I’m fine, Simon,” you took a sip of your drink, “Don’t worry about it.”
Simon rolled his eyes, “Right. That’s why you look like a kicked puppy.” He paused for a second and looked over his shoulder. “Is it because of Markus?”
Your eyes avoided his gaze as you gulped down a bit more liquor, you probably needed it to survive this night. “Why would it be about Markus…” God, why did you even take this drink? It tasted like shit.
“Because you like him.” You choked. After a minute of you coughing as your life depended on it and Simon patting you back gently, you finally calmed down. “Haha… nice one. I don’t like him.” You said, with a terribly croaked voice that made you sound absolutely ridiculous.
Simon gave you a look that said ‘seriously?’ and you avoided looking at him once more.
“Are you guys alright?” You jumped slightly when you heard his voice. You didn’t know if it was because of what you just drank but… his smooth, soft voice made you melt a bit.
“Yeah. They just kinda choked.”
Markus looked at you, slightly worried. You just gave him the thumbs up and you did your best to look ‘normal’. “Okay… aren’t guys going to join us?”
You didn’t want to. You were acting like a child and you knew it but for fuck’s sake, you could feel your heart shatter when you saw him laugh and have fun with North. They never really made it publicly official but the way they acted around each other just made you wish it was you instead. No… no. You didn’t want it; you didn’t want him to be yours. At all.
“We will,” he looked at you and probably saw your distant expression, “later.”
Markus nodded hesitantly and left. You finally felt like you could breathe. “Wow. You totally like him.” “I don’t!”
“Then why did you leave the group when he and North started getting ‘friendly’?”
“Because. I just wanted to drink a bit, okay? I’m too sober for this shit.” You asked the bartender for another drink and you felt another exhausted breath leave your body. Simon said nothing for a while. You wondered why he still stayed there while you drank your sorrows away.
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“They seemed upset. I didn’t ask why though; it already seems like they hate me.” North scoffed, “No they don’t.”
“Well… they avoid talking to me all the time now. I don’t understand why…”
It was true. You and Markus were close before. You were one of the first humans who were kind to him and throughout your relationship he might have started feeling like he wanted you. You understood him back when he was just Carl’s android, you treated him as an equal and even helped him during the revolution.
He admired you. He liked you more than he’d like to admit.
That’s why your sudden reservation confused him. You’d flee any room as soon as he’d enter, you’d give him casual answers for whatever he’d talk to you about and you were just so distant now.
“You know that the reason we are good friends is that we never discuss our love lives, right?”
“I know.”
North stayed silent for a moment before rolling her eyes, “Ugh, why do you have to look like a kicked puppy sulking? Just go ask them what’s wrong if you’re that worried.”
North pushed him in your direction, and he stumbled a bit, well. She was right. This might not be the perfect place for it but if he could just pull you aside for a moment then he’d-
“Hey- hey- hey Josh, Josh, listen.”
Markus noticed your flailing figure next to Josh, who just looked confused and amused at the same time. “Do ya think flowers exist at night? I don’t think they do; they probably hide under the ground… hey, do ya think flowers exist at night?”
“You just asked me that.”
“Oh… asked you what? Well anyway,” Markus made his way towards you too, Josh gave him an apologetic look as you mumbled something under your breath. “They’re drunk.”
“Imm not drunk.” You said and leaned into Markus, a bit too closely. “Markus, heeyyy, I missed you.”
“Simon left them with me, but I need to go talk to some of my university’s students. Can you watch over them, Markus?”
The man nodded and in an instant, Josh was gone. It was just you and him now. He never really saw you this drunk before and yet he figured that he should take you away from the crowd before you’d do something you’d regret.
“Whe- where are we going, Markus?”
“I’m getting you some water, so you don’t wake up feeling terrible tomorrow.”
“Hmm. You always take care of me…” You sniffled. Markus stopped, were you crying? “I’m sorry,” you said and rubbed your eyes, “It’s okay, do you want to go home?” You nodded and he pulled you along.
It was quiet outside, surprisingly. The noises from the crowded party were getting distant and all he could hear now was your soft breathing and crickets. He ordered a taxi and waited for a few minutes.
The car ride was mostly quiet. You looked as if you were zoning out the whole time. When you did finally reach your house, Markus got out of the car and helped you out. You stumbled around, giggling each time you’d almost fall.
When he did get inside your house, you seemed to be sadder than before.
“I’m sorry for ruining your night.” You said and slumped onto the couch.
He looked at you and saw that your eyes were glistening. “You didn’t.”
“Really?” he nodded. “C’mon, you’ll wake up with back pains if you sleep on the couch. Let’s get you to bed.” You hummed as he helped you up. You entered the room and he helped you to bed.
“Okay… issa good. I thought…” Markus waited for you to continue as he fetched a glass of water from the nightstand, but you stayed quiet. “You thought?” He gave you the glass and you drank half of it before saying, “Oh. I ugh, I thought you wanted to be with North…”
Markus raised his brows in confusion, “Why would I want to spend time with North?”
You let out a small giggle and fell back with a small thud. You whispered, “Because you guys are together.”
“North is my friend. That’s all. We aren’t dating.” Markus thought to when you first started withdrawing from him. It began around the time his and North’s friendship strengthened after she shared her past with him. Wait…
“Is that why you avoided me?”
“What. Pffft… no… I didn’t avoid you.”
Drunk you was an even worse liar. He could see right through you as you looked at the ceiling, “Yes you did. I thought you hated me.”
He probably shouldn’t be discussing this with you in this state, but it seemed like you were more honest like this. “What? Noooo.” You whined. He stared at you a bit, his eye fluttering as you looked away, “Why do you have to look at me like that? It’s making me weak. Stop.”
Markus was getting more confused with each passing second. Could it be that you felt the same way he felt? “What do you mean?”
“I…”
“it’s a secret. You see… I can’t let you know. Because then you will hate me.” it sounded like you were rambling to yourself. “If I tell you, will you keep it a secret?” he nodded.
“Okay… I really, really love you. you’re the best thing in my life.”
Markus froze. He could feel his cheeks flush and his head spin a little, you did reciprocate his feelings! “Ehehe… you’re blue, Markus.” With that, you dozed off.
He stayed there for a second, just looked at you peacefully snoring with a smile. He will sort everything out with you in the morning. He was about to get up when your hand tugged his sleeve and you let out a small whine, asking him to stay.
He did.
+
“do you think it worked?”
Josh, Simon, and North were all leaving as well now. “it probably did. They tend to become awfully emotional and honest when they are drunk.”
“Still… I feel a bit bad about this.” Muttered Josh, “they don’t usually like it when we interfere with their life.”
North shrugged, “Hey, I’m good as long as we don’t have to deal with them acting like idiots anymore. I’m sure they’ll appreciate it.”
And they did.
#markus x reader#dbh imagine#dbh#markus rk200#this is trash and i am proud of it#i stg i wrote 5 version of this request i dkkfsk#ya hope ya enjoy it#markus rk200 x reader
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CYBERVERSE WATCH: S3 Episode 13, 14, 15, 16
Episode 13
MACCADAM IS MY GRANDPA NOW
Jetfire!!! And Skybite!!! Skybite’s got a great laugh
Oh wow the cloaking still protects them? Nice!
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIX PERCY’S EYES, WHERE THE FRICK IS RATCHET
A MULTIVERSE DRIVE???
PLEASE...PLEASE LET US SEE OTHER UNIVERSES??? OTHER UNIVERSES PLEASE????
SPARE SOME MULTIVERSE STUFF FOR A POOR SOUL???
I mean as it stands, the fact that Cyberverse is talking about this stuff is more than satisfying, man I frickin love this show
“We can launch those squiggly things into a whole ‘nother universe!” his delivery of that line was so good and also Wheeljack pls, then it’ll be another version of you’s problem
MEGATRON REALLY *IS* POUTING, MEGATRON YOU BIG BABY
Maccadam fondly but watching them talk about their battle plans makes me feel so bad for him...
AW MAN IS MEGATRON GONNA CHUCK OPTIMUS INTO A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE
About time you showed up you big pouting pansy
Man these two totally were ex boyfriends
LMAO ARCEE AND SHADOW-STRIKER’S EVIL LAUGHS, THAT”S SO DELIGHTFUL
That Titan should just smack them out of the sky tbh
SKULLCRUNCHER THE CROC...NICE
I love that Soundwave and Roddy are manning the controls
“Commanders command. And you forget, we have backup” CUTE...CUTE....CUTE!!!
I’M SO PROUD OF MY BOYS!!!!!!
BEE!!!It’s been so long since I’ve seen you! I love my little yellow boy!!! Please take care of your dad Bee
OH NO IT”S CREEPY TENTACLE DOCTOR
GOTH GIRL AND PREP GIRL!!!
MAN I JUST KNOW SOMETHING’S GOING TO GO HORRIFICALLY WRONG HERE
FRICK NOT THIS DUDE AGAIN
AW MAN NOT A WHOLE BUNCH AT ONCE
YEAAAHHHHH WHEELJACK AND MEGATRON WORKING TOGETHER!!! NICE
Two Decepticons and one Autobot...not a good sign
Oh shoot it’s the DECEPTICONS who wanna universe-jump, MEGATRON COME ON DUDE YOU DIDN’T EVEN TAKE YOUR ARMY WITH YOU DUMMY
OH NO!!!!!!
“It’s time for the commanders to join the battle” MAN YOU’RE SO COOL RODDY (YOU TOO SOUNDWAVE)
OH SHOOT THERE GOES THE TOWER
WELL FRICK
DON”T “WE DID IT” HOT ROD YOUR DAD IS IN THAT WRECKAGE
“Quintessons: Inferior. Cybertronians: Superior” MAN I”LL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT
HE”S SO COOL!!!!! FIST BUMP BUDDIES!!! Man I’m so over the moon that these two wound up getting along
You know I’m suddenly having a revelation: I wonder if they could somehow re-activate all those other Soundwaves to help them against the (inevitable) final battle I’m sure they’re gonna have
WHAT THE FRICK
ARE YOU FRICKIN KIDDING ME
Starscream: CANCELED, CANCELED, YOU”RE ALL CANCELED
Well, Megatron certainly got the heck out of dodge at the right time lmao
Episode 14
I legit thought they were going to do an ATLA ref for half a second
Oh my gosh is this an Autobot recruitment video???
“The universe. You ever thought about it?” GOSH THIS VIDEO....
I’m frickin cackling, the Quintessons were like “Hmm, what’s the worst thing we could possibly inflict on this planet?” then went “Oh, of course, Starscream”
WHY DIDN”T YOU JUST LET GO STARSCREAM
Wow Starscream really did just sell out his entire planet huh
SOUNDWAVE NO!!!!! JEEZ HE GOT EVERYONE
Jeez and Starscream has to share with two other faces, that sucks
Lmao Starscream is just like “Nah judging people is what I was born for”
UNSPACE??? UH OK
WAIT isn’t that what Wheeljack made a few episodes ago????
LMAO HE’S GONNA WAIT TIL HE CAN GET OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON TOO bless Starscream and his pettiness
“First I must witness their humiliation!” STARSCREAM PLEASE the Quintessons really got the worst Judge
OHHH WHAT’S HE GONNA DO
SOUNDWAVE YOU’RE SO POWERFUL!!!!!
OH NO HE GOT THEM AGAIN....
GOSH I ACTUALLY GASPED WHEN THEY BROKE SOUNDWAVE’S AUDIO THING, NO!!!
“Well, it did for one of us, and it only takes one Autobot to make a difference” Bee? Whirl??? Wheeljack???
WINDBLADE!!! EVEN BETTER!!! The person with the braincell!!!
I love that Rodimus doesn’t even look worried, he just sighs like “aw man not this loser again”
On the one hand: Worried about my boys
On the other: Man I love these two being buds
Also: Not To Be That Guy But it looks like Soundwave’s wearing white thigh-highs with little orange hearts on them and it’s VERY distracting
“You two work so well together!!!” OH NO OH NO OH NO ARE THEY GONNA FUSE THEM TOGETHER OR SOMETHING
THOSE HEAD MASKS ARE SO DISTURBING
uh oh what kind of loop is this
THE PLAGUE OF RUST OH NO
oh my gosh STARSCREAM’S MAKING THEM DO A BUFFING LOOP...THAT’S REALLY THE WORST THING YOU COULD THINK OF STARSCREAM....
“WHERE ARE MEGATRON AND OPTIMUS PRIME” well Optimus is under a pile of concrete, so
Lmao thank you for your peanut-gallery commentary Kup
OH SHOOT THEY DID JUMP THROUGH THE MULTIVERSE BRIDGE
MAN THAT LOOKS SO FRICKIN COOL???? YO SHOUTOUT TO THE BACKGROUND ARTISTS WHO WORKED ON THIS SHOW, YOU ROCK
SERIOUSLY IM IN LOVE WITH THAT I hope whoever did the background art shares their work online sometime, I’ll be ALL over that
AHH I ALWAYS FORGET HOW SHORT THESE EPISODES ARE
Excuse me, Jeremy Levy as WHO???
Episode 15
Kup you are an...interesting commentator choice lmao
MACCADAM..... :(
Windblade please save our favorite Grandpa
wINDBLADE!
HOW’S IT FEEL BEING THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WINDBLADE
Wait I *JUST* noticed the title calls this “Bumblebee: Cyberverse Adventures” ???? IS THAT NEW
CALL ME A SUCKER BUT WINDBLADE CRACKING HER NECK AND TELLING THE LITTLE SHARK DUDES TO BRING IT ON WAS QUITE POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF THE SERIES SO FAR
Windblade: *does anything*
Me: IM GAY
“I don’t do fear” GOSH I LOVE MY TALENTED GIRL
OH NO!!! OH NO!!!! WINDBLADE NO!!!!!
AND HER WINGS TOO??? WHY!!!!
MACCADAM HELP HER OUT COME ON DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO NO FIGHTING
lmao rip at the dude crushed by the juke box
Wait I thought they already woke up Iaconus??
YEAH!!!!!!!! MACCADAM AND WINDBLADE TEAMING UP
“UNFORGIVABLE CRIMES AGAINST ME!” LMAO I LOVE THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE IS TUNING OUT STARSCREAM get rekt Starscream.
Not to rag on people who like Starscream because I like him too but me @ Starscream stans tbh
You guys just need to hold hands! I mean seriously, come on you guys!
STARSCREAM QUINTESSONS OMG I just noticed they’re all wearing Starscream’s colors pffft
AW.....MACCADAM’S FIRST HIGH-FIVE....:’) I bet Windblade and Maccadam both give the best hugs and best high-fives
They’re so cute MAN I love Cyberverse!!!! I love how sweet these characters are!!!
A psychic trap??? Hoo boy
Windblade: How do I defeat this psychic trap?
Maccadam: Well, it would help if you had any bug or dark-type Pokemon on you.
“Or you could just tell me!” I JUST SAID THAT TOO LMAO gosh I love the writing on this show
OHHH I LOVE THE CONTRAST OF IACONUS’ BRAIN WITH BEE’S BRAIN IN SEASON ONE, THAT”S SO GOOD
OH LMAO HE MEANT HER SWORD I thought he meant like “your inner-strength” or “your wisdom” NO HE MEANT “USE YOUR SWORD WINDBLADE” LOL
OHHH SPOOKY VOICE, I DIG IT
Wow Starscream’s really reading out his 1000 page long call-out post to a captive audience
LMAO THEY”RE JUST LISTING OUT DATE LOCATIONS
CHROMIA IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!! AHHH
OH NO ARCEE!!!!
I LOVE ARCEE, “HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT YOU BASTARD”
OH SHOOT JK I GUESS THEY REALLY DIDN”T TOTALLY WAKE HIM UP LAST TIME I was wondering why he was just an arm
TITAN TIME!!!
Episode 16
To toast the flares off a neutron star....cute....
Wouldn’t it be cute if Kup was telling this story to a bunch of baby Cybertronians
Awh....Maccadam I’m sorry your old Titan had to re-awaken :(
“Too bad I won’t know how it ends” OH NO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA KILL OFF MACCADAM???? NO!!!!
Iaconus looks frickin RAD I’m sure Hasbro will make a killing off his toys
Speaking of I really hope they release Cyberverse on DVD in a bundle-pack
“War Titan, do NOT ignore me!” YEAH USE YOUR MOM VOICE ON HIM WINDBLADE!!!
LOVE THAT ROCK MUSIC
“This has never happened before” now THERE’S an interesting tidbit
OH NO....ITS THE OTHER TITAN....CROATON....
on the one hand, I’m SO glad we’re getting the Titan battle I crave, but on the other, CROATON NO!!!
TRIFORCE BEAM!!!
I love that Windblade is Jaeger-ing this frickin Titan solo
WHOOPS THERE GOES THE STADIUM
“Optimus had a fight of his own...with gravity!” oh how the mighty have fallen Optimus lmao
I wonder how this wonky universe would handle a flier
JUST THROW A BUILDING AT A TITAN, NBD
SOMEONE PLEASE CATCH ARCEE
THANKS GRIMLOCK
THERE’S RATCHET Finally, I was wondering where he was
“Well it’s not my fault this won’t be a fair fight” OH SHOOT THERE IT IS!!! THERE IT IS
I can’t believe Starscream is trying to back-seat drive this fight lmao
SOUNDWAVE NO!!!! Oh thank goodness they’re ok
OH NO OH NO
IS THIS IT IS HE GONNA DIE?? MAC DONT GIVE IN TO FATE!!! NO!!!
MAC NO!!!!!!!!!! MAC YOU DIDN”T HAVE TO DIE NO!!! YOU LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE TO STAND THERE AND GET BLASTED WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!
“My last citizen...he is gone” FRICK IM GONNA START CRYING
Quints
> Murdered Croaton's citizens most likely
> Enslave Croaton
> Inadvertently kill Iaconus' last citizen (WHICH HURT BECAUSE WE'RE MADE TO ASSUME IACONUS ONLY CARES ABOUT WAR BUT NO, HE LOVES HIS CITIZENS DEEP DOWN)
> BEHEAD IACONUS
LIKE, WHY YOU GOTTA STAB ME IN THE HEART LIKE THIS
Wheeljack you’re so smart but ALSO IM STILL CRYING OVER MACCADAM
“Hehe, you’re a nasty little fella” NICE JOB COWBOY
OH NO ALL THE SOUNDWAVES DANGIT I KNEW IT
AND HE”S A BIG LIAR HE DID HAVE SOME BLUE SOUNDWAVES
OH NO WHAT ABOUT WINDBLADE
HECK THAT”S SUCH A BAD PLACE TO STOP BUT I CANT WATCH ANY MORE EPISODES RN I GOTTA STAGGER THIS SERIES
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• fluff, humor
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• HighSchool!au | transferee!woojin x reader
• a/n: hiii! i wish u had a great day, and if not, i hope this will help you smile for a bit. the reader's thoughts are in italics. thank for reading! the title sucks, bc i cant think of anything else im sorry :(( it's almost quarter to one here am here lmao
- Rei <3
ps. the photos arent mine, but the edit is mine.
"You're the shit."
"What the shit."
Hyunjin and Yeji said at the same time, but with different expressions. Typical twins. Except that you love Hyunjin's grin of fascination more than Yeji's gaze of disgust for this moment.
"I know. I'm the shit, right?" You grinned, throwing an arm over Hyunjin's shoulder to pull him close to you. You ruffled his hair playfully, earning a small giggle from him.
"No, Y/N, you look like shit. What in the world did you just do to your hair?" Yeji exclaims in disbelief as she eyes your new pixie, undercut hairstyle with light blonde highlights. You seriously don't understand why Yeji didn't like it. It's so beautiful you stared at yourself for 5 whole minutes in the mirror - that's a new record! Even your Dad was impressed by this hairstyle, and he rarely cares when it comes to these things.
"Apparently, I fell in love with Captain Marvel's hairdo. You also told me to get my hair done! " You stated defensively, which annoyed Yeji more.
She rolled her eyes at you. "I told you to get your hair done by hot-oiling it, dumb butt!"
"It's cool, you look like a boy now," Hyunjin ruffles my hair as well, "nice highlights, man! It added to the masculinity."
What. the. f-
Now that explains why Dad gave a fuck for the first freakin' time
"I'll just wish to the gods above the heavens that you didn't completely ruin your chances in dating someone this school year," Yeji sarcastically remarked.
"I don't even care anymore," you exhaled heavily, flushing all your hopes of dating someone out. You told yourself that you'll stop looking for guys and let destiny fate do their thing with you and your soulmate if there's any.
"I'm kind of tired assuming that someone would be interested in me, when society made it clear for people like me that there will never be," you ranted, followed by the sigh of defeat.
"Don't lose hope yet! Someone will see you beyond that hairstyle," Yeji half-heartedly encouraged, still a bit annoyed because of your hair.
"I'll seriously miss your long, dark hair, but I'll get used to this, hopefully." She finally smiled at you. The conversation was cut short by the first morning-bell, then students started to hurry, pushing each other rather carelessly at the hall just to make it to class before the second bell rings.
"See you at lunch!" you slightly yelled. She nodded in response as she separated herself from you and Hyunjin, who is currently doing his best to refrain from laughing hard as you put some of your things in your locker.
The hall is mostly empty by now, for the students have finally settled into their respective classrooms except for you, Hyunjin, and a boy you've never seen before in this school.
"Who's that?" You asked Hyunjin in a whisper as you watch the boy struggle in opening his locker.
"New kid, obviously," Hyunjin replies, "to be honest, I feel bad for him. That locker has been broken for god-knows-how-long and no one has ever used it until now."
"Hey!" You called out, "that locker's broken. We could share if you don't mind."
"PFFFT- Wow, Y/N, just. Wow." Hyunjin snarkily exclaimed, "that's a new kid and you're hitting on him already?"
You chose to ignore him and continued to arrange your locker so all his things could fit in. You don't really take up that much space since you carry everything in your bag because you tend to forget your assignments in your locker. You almost failed your English class because of it.
"Uhh, hi," You heard the new guy's silvery, soft voice behind you, "I'm... new here."
"Yeah, I can see that. So, what's your name?" Hyunjin asks.
"Woojin. Woojin Kim."
"All done," you turned around and gave the transferee a small smile.
"Thanks, man." He said as he placed his stuff inside your locker.
Hyunjin erupted in laughter that echoed throughout the empty hall, clapping his hands in pure amusement at the same time, which only added to your annoyance.
This Woojin guy looks at the both of you, confused as to why you're giving him a bitch face and Hyunjin laughing so hard. "Did I do something wrong?"
". . . I'm a girl."
"Oh, you are?"
Hyunjin cackles even harder, almost becoming the epitome of ROTFL; and you couldn't be more irritated when you see Woojin's look of pure astonishment. Do I really look like a guy?' But there's no point in arguing. You love this hairstyle nevertheless, and you know that you'll rock it whether you'll look like a guy or a gal. The second bell rang, signaling the start of the class. Good thing your first class is Biology, which is found right beside your locker row and your teacher is always 30 minutes late.
Ignoring the now calm Hyunjin and embarrassed Woojin, you entered the room and went to your seat. Woojin and Hyunjin follow you inside, as well. Hyunjin then goes to his seat at the back row, never forgetting to send you a teasing wink as he passed by.
Woojin eyes the classroom for a moment to look for an empty seat, then he found the one and only vacant spot, which was next to yours. Letting what he said slip away doesn't mean that you'd do the same with your burning annoyance, so you decided to act as if he had disappeared into thin air.
You felt him start to walk towards you, but you kept your head down to avoid eye contact. As soon as he sat on the chair, he spoke up. "Hey, I'm really sorry about what I said earlier. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, or whatsoever."
You looked at him with a raised brow, meeting his slightly serious gaze, to which you chuckled because you find it surprisingly cute of him to be this worried. Your annoyance immediately dissipated as if it was never there. "We're cool, man. No need for apologies."
"As a matter of fact, I find y-"
Woojin was cut off when the door slammed open, then your Biology teacher came in sight, still looking fresh as ever. Your class lowkey thinks that he's spending an hour in the mirror just to "fix" himself, that's why he's always late.
Woojin didn't bother continuing what he wants to tell you because his focus is now on the teacher, as he waits to be called to introduce himself. You didn't mind, though. You can always ask him about it later. Doodling on the back of your notebook is more interesting.
The teacher finally noticed Woojin and he formally introduced himself in front of the class, but with whatever the weirdest reason Mr. Lee has, he started to ask Woojin some silly questions, and you assumed that he's being lazy today and wants to spend the half-hour in doing nothing but joking around.
"So Woojin, what talents do you have?" He asks, sitting on top of his desk.
Woojin nervously fidgets his fingers, yet he answered, with a confident tone, "I sing, sir."
"Really? Care to sing your favorite line in your favorite song?"
He nodded. You're still not paying attention because you're busy perfecting the Pikachu doodle in your notebook. It's gonna be my first-ever masterpiece, even Jisung would be jealous.
But the moment he started singing, his voice cut through your focus then your eyes snapped towards him. Amazement widens your eyes, your mouth gapes in surprise as his voice - his sweet, angelic, and perfectly in-tuned voice - resonates through the whole room.
"When I see your face," he sang, as his eyes wander to the back of the room, "there's not a thing that I would change..."
"'Cuz you're amazing," his gaze met yours, then Civil War suddenly took place inside your stomach, "just the way you are."
The room fell silent, everyone still amazed and shocked. Your gazes are still locked, but you averted it as soon as the sound of Mr. Lee's handclaps broke through the silence, everyone then followed, some even whooping a little. But you're still dumbfounded because of what he did.
What the fuck was that, Woojin?
"But wait, I noticed you directing your gaze towards Chloe as you sang. It's for her, isn't it, Woojin?" Mr. Lee suggestively said, wiggling his brows at him playfully. Your classmates started to cheer loudly, whooping even louder, and a friend of Chloe yelled 'she's single, Woojin!' Woojin rubbed his back of his neck sheepishly, failing to answer because of his nervousness. You are kind of disappointed, but not surprised because new kids always pine up over Chloe - your school's very own It Girl. You thought Woojin would be an exception, but clearly, you are wrong.
Finally, Mr. Lee let Woojin take a seat then started lecturing. "I'm glad I discovered that hidden talent of yours," you whispered to him, nudging his side playfully with your elbow when he sat down.
"But I wasn't looking at Chloe. I swear." He whispered back, sending you a wink. It's not the Civil War that's happening anymore - it's actually the Endgame.
#skz imagines#skz#straykidsscenarios#straykids imagines#kim woojin imagines#kim woojin scenarios#kim woojin#kim woojin skz#kim woojin fanfiction#kim woojin oneshots#upcoming au!s for the other members as well mehe#skz fanfic#i love him so much#this was actually in my drafts for a long time#dont you ever dare sleep on this amazing man :((((
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BOOK 2, CHAPTER 10
Masterlist here.
Reactions under the ‘Keep Reading’ cut.
- ‘You look down to see powerful arms wrapped around you. You’re spooning with Sean, who’s still asleep. He holds you close, protective.’ I know I’ve said this a lot, but… I’m soft?
- ‘Aleister sleeps on the hardwood floor beside a bed of pillows he made for Grace.’ AWWWH!
- Zahra’s Tough Choice is about coffee? Lmaooo 😂
- I’m getting some of that dirty bean water! I have a 73% chance of this working and I like those odds, so I’m gonna do it!
- Awh, Zahra saved some coffee just for me? I feel special!
- M’kay, gimme a weapon with infinite ammo and let me go ham on all these guys. I’ll have them done and be back in time for lunch.
- ‘He looks directly at you.’ “But I ain’t gonna let them hurt you. I swear it. I swear it on everything.” …Mar, I’ve truly fallen in love with Jake’s character… Send help to me, please.
- Lmao, of course MC finds the spa.
- Let’s go talk to Michelle, let Diego and Varyyn have their time.
- Michelle “gifting” MC a pot of skin care stuff? I love her.
- Woah, Estela’s mother worked for Rourke?
- Awh, no, not at all! Estela is not being stupid by wanting to find the room her mother was in while she worked there. Sure, Rourke might’ve thrown stuff out and cleaned the place, but there’s a chance she could feel her mother there, or feel closer to her mother. I honestly say go for it.
- Of course Craig and Zahra find a gaming system 😂
- Whose family was in the newspaper clipping???
- ‘Friendship Up! Zahra is now friends with you!’ MY LIL’ HACKER BBY!
- ‘Friendship Up! Craig is now friends with you!’ YES BITCH!
- Now it’s just Aleister and IRIS to get to friend level!
- I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again - Please let Craig and Zahra end up together!
- KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
- Sorry lmao, no, wait, I’m not, I like them together!
- AHHH!
- “Just tell me you aren’t playing strip poker.” “Without you? Never.” SEAN GAYLE, YOU STOP THAT!
- “Good lord, get a room already.” THAT’S WHAT I SAID IN BOOK 1 ALEISTER!
- “Dude. Dudettes. Dudelings. Doodlejumps.” RAJ YOU ARE A TREASURE AND NEED TO BE PROTECTED!
- Shit, it’s New Year’s Eve already?
- Holy hell, Michelle’s birthday is December 31st? One of my cousin’s birthdays is that day too!
- “Also, MC’s birthday starts at midnight!” Oh shit, it’s MC’s birthday too? Well hey, she shares the same birthday month as me!
- Ooof, Sean looks g o o d in a suit, y’all.
- Quinn’s blue dress looks s t u n n i n g!
- Damn, Jake looks g o o d in a suit too!
- Estela! Sparkly dress! She’s too beautiful! Ahhh!
- Damn, MC’s dress looks hot as all hell!
- We brought the dress because… how could I not?
- I loved that little “compliment” section you get if you buy the dress. 😂
- I don’t know why, but ever since I played TRR, when I come across the choice that lets me pick what I drink, I always pick whiskey… Is it an homage to Drake? Is it my own weird way of picking on him? Who knows? Because I certainly don’t! If it wasn’t obvious, I picked the whiskey.
- I’m gonna say that the New Year is an excuse to party, because I threw out resolutions a long time ago and I’ve never been in a relationship, so I don’t see the appeal of kissing at the countdown, and we don’t really party unless we’re at my cousins, so.
- I’m gonna say that my resolution is to hold onto what matters because you truly never know when it could go.
- Me @ my memory “Please don’t fail me on remembering the birthdays!”
- I DID IT! Oh sweet mercy, I did it!
- WAIT WHAT?! HOW AM I HAVING A VISION BY TOUCHING LILA? IS SHE A GODDAMN IDOL?!?
- OH! IT WAS LILA’S FAMILY IN THE CAR CRASH!
- LILA I SWEAR TO HIGH HEAVENS IF YOU DID SOMETHING TO US…
- “Well I’ve always said I’m cold-blooded!” L I L A HONEY!
- Nope, Raj and Craig, I love the two of you, but do not use flares. You will draw the soldiers to us!
- Let’s spend midnight with lover boy!
- VARYYN JUST ASKED IF HE COULD KISS DIEGO! AHHHHH!
- AHHHHH MY BABIES!!!
- I JUST MADE AN AUDIBLE HIGH PITCHED GASP BECAUSE ZAHRA JUST KISSED CRAIG!!!! YES MY OTP!
- Oooof, the full body images of them in their NYE outfits… Gorgeous!
- PFFFT! “What’s up? Something wrong?” “Yes. Something is very wrong. You and I are not naked.” MC DEAR LORD! 😂
- Why is your first instinct to open a drawer, Sean?
- THESE TWO ARE SO ADORABLE I AM CRYING
- I… I uh… Need a moment. Hot damn 😂 They’ve only just started the *wink wink* and I swear 😂 The Damien Scene Writers wrote this scene 😂😂
- It’s almost 1am… PB don’t be doing this to me.
- Also, what a way to start the year!
- We’re going into her mother’s room. Let’s do this!
- “You’re with me?” HELL YEAH I AM!
- Let’s see what’s on this hidden camera!
- I don’t know if I trust Lila…. This scene with Estela’s mum is iffy.
- LILA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?
- I’m voting her off the island and that’s a FACT!
- WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?!?!?
- I mean, I’m all for Estela getting her revenge against Lila, but the second I saw her name pop up on screen, my mind was like “LILA RUN!”
- Shit is about to go d o w n.
BONUS SCENE
- Aye, we’re back with Yvonne!
- “Such a pity they are all dead.” Honey, think again!
- What’s The Endless doing here?
- I’m assuming the 12 pedestals are for the twelve idols?
- So I assume Yvonne is going to join our merry group again?
- Oh, now we’re going back to six months ago?
- Wait, Lila stayed???
- So was it Lila who was coming and going from the hotel trying to figure out Rourke’s password and shit?
- Well damn.
- So Lila discovered the door that lead to Rourke’s “mancave”
- Wait, how come IRIS didn’t tell us that Lila had stayed behind??
- She has romantic feelings for Rourke, doesn’t she?
- Well fudge. Lila’s a badass, but a betrayer.
- One word… AHHHHH!
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I wanna ask all 👀
1. First sex experience?
i was like.. less than ten and my friend asked me to touch his ding dong
2. Celebrity threesum?
oh god idk kjdfgxjch
3. Would you ever have a devils threesum?
urban dictionary says this is legit just a threesome w two other guys so uh Yeah I Guess. why does that get a fancy name.
4. Ever been rimmed?
nah. idrk if i’d like it either jkgdfjkhnb
5. Would you ever rim someone?
??? maybe
6. Weirdest sexual experience?
my friends and i stole her mom’s vibrator and used a bunch of lotion in a plastic cup as lube and masturbated together. wild.
7. Weirdest solo sexual experience?
i was jackin it in the shower once and i think i mightve squirted but i dunno bc SHOWER it felt like a water balloon popping in my vagooter
8. Every have a one night stand?
nope
9. Thought on r*pe play?
hmmmmmmmmm,,,, i dunno like so long as it’s between consenting adults who cares but for myself i dunno if i’d like it?? like. the loss of control and consensual non-con w safewords sounds chill but i dunno like actual roleplay would b. unpredictable.
10. As a guy, what do think is a female’s idea penis?
11. What’s your ideal penis?
my boo’s tf
12. Ever have sex in public?
technically i blew a friend in middle school on a creek trail thing.
13. Describe a sex fantasy that you want to try in detail.
wow i’ve suddenly forgotten everything ive ever thought
14. Do you consider your genitals attractive?
nahhhh
15. What bra size do you find yourself most attracted to?
i don’t think i have a preference
16. Favorite sex position?
shrug emoji haven’t had enuf to develop a preference
17. Least favorite sex positions?
^
18. What makes sex ‘bad’ to you?
if no one’s enjoying themselves
19. Ever have sex with someone loud?
i’m sure he could get louder 👀
20. Have you ever thought a partner faked an orgasam?
i?? don’t think so???? god i hope not??
21. Have you ever faked an orgasam?
nope
22. Thoughts on accidental anal?
how do u accidentally stick it in the butt
23. Have you ever had sex with food?
technically i tried to use a hot dog in a condom as a dildo when i was. uh. young and stupid.
24. For giving oral to a female, you prefer them to ride your face, or them laying down (or other)
ive never done lol idk
25. Weirdest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?
???????????? nothing comes to mind.
26. Ever prematurely cum?
pffft is there such a thing? all orgasms good orgasms. i wonder what the world record for fastest orgasm is. lmao lets beat it (HA accidental pun.)
27. Do you prefer you or your partner to cum first?
my partner ndfgkjdfnh
28. Ever have a kink a partner thought was weird?
? i? don’t know????? 👀👀😫😫
29. Thoughts on drunk sex, or sex where your sober and your partner semiconscious?
i can’t stand being sober around not-sobers bc issues but if consent was given for those circumstances prior and we’re both fukt up then um yes pls
30. If your partner made you a sex toy from their genitals would you be creeped out or…?
gimme gimme gimme
31. Ever have a safe word, if so, what was it?
i never used it with anyone but, hyacinth. i like the traffic light system more tho.
32. Thoughts on partner sharing?
gut reaction is grr but w plenty of communication and negotiation and talking i don’t think i’d have a real problem w it. i don’t think i’d want another partner tho.
33. Weirdest sex story you’ve heard?
oh god idk
34. What gives you the most confidence during sex?
being not sober and the lights being off or v dim
35. What feels better for you sex or oral sex?
sex :o
36. Do you like sloppy blowjobs?
giving them hella
37. Which feels better blowjob or blowjob and hands?
38. Most viewed porn categories?
rough, and sex machines.
39. Thoughts on knife play?
hnnnnnn sharp shiney good. idk about the actual cutting tho i’m recovered from s.h kjdfgkdljf
40. Can you be intimate if your pet is in the room?
yea so long as he’s not up in my grill
41. I’d you ever had the chance for a threesum with twins would you do it?
...probably not?
42. Are you ok with your partner owning sex toys?b
?? tf yes
43. Are you ok with your partner using toys to finish after sex?
hella. no bad feels just whatever works ^_^
44. Are you ok with your partner mastubating. (Instead of going to you for help)
duh tf i don’t own them
45. Are you a fan of cuddles after sex?
YES
46. Do you care how many sexual partners your partner had?
no????
47. If you had the chance to join an orgy, would you?
...not sober
48. What’s your thoughts about watching porn with a partner?
hmmmmm. nice.
49. Are you ok with your partner watching porn to get off? (Instead of going to you?)
again, yes, wtff
50. As a guy, do you consider your girlfriend kissing other girls as cheating?
51. If you and your partner broke up for a week but got back together how would you react finding out they had sex during that time?
i mean. i dunno. if we were legit broken up with no intention of getting back together then whatever.
52. Are you ok with your partner posting nudes online?
yes what is up w these possessive ass questions
53. Has anyone ever said the wrong name during sex with you?
not that ive noticed dkfjgvdfjkhn
54. Ever had sex to just get it out of the way?
no???? wtf was this written by a Straight
55. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
NO GJKFGH
56. Favorite place to cum?
anywhere anytime lol
57. Do you prefer your partner to a Bush or shaved? (Which do you find more aesthetically pleasing)
whatever they want lol idc
58. How old were you when you first bought condoms?
my mom bought me some when i was like 12 it was mortifying. i still have yet to purchase them myself. WAIT NO YES I DID i was like 13 and it was for a friend bc she was too embarrassed.
59. Have you ever tried flavored condoms?
i haven’t but i wanna yummm lollipop without the cals
60. Would you ever let a stranger watch you and your partner have sex?.
uhhhhhh. not unless we were being paid
61. What’s the worst thing that’s aroused you?
i used to be really fucking embarrassed about my daddy kink
62. Would you ever have sex with a guy who had a spliced dick?
wh. okay i have to google this.
UM. OKAY. I GUESS?? WH.
63. Would you ever have sex with someone with genital piercings?
sure why not
64. Thoughts on sleep sex?
GOD yes. esp on the receiving end but all around a+
65. How easily do you get aroused?
aroused in general p easily ig? but im ace so idk i don’t ever feel like i NEEED it
66. Explain the time you got aroused at the worst time?
any time in public bc i blush too easily
67. Have you ever received oral from someone with a tongue piercing, did it feel any different?
i has not
68. Have you ever accidentally hurt your partner during intimacy, how? And did you continue after?
i? think i totally kneed him at least once. but ya
69. Ever 69 :p
not YET
70. Would you ever give someone oral underwater?
YES pool sex or hot tub sex is a kink of mine ever since i got off with a hot tub jet. and breath play. so like hella. i have a sensory issue with water on my eyelids tho and i don’t think goggles are all that sexy sooo njdfgjkfhn
71. Would you ever have sex on the beach?
idk maybe. that’s a lot of sand to keep track of.
72. Do you prefer your own touch or a partners?
not my own ksjdnfjkgh
73. Why do men slap their penis on their partner? Does it feel good???
i dunno WHY but it feels somewhat objectifying in a good way to ME so likeee
74. For mastubating do you use lube?
nah
75. Is there some place you don’t like being touched during intimacy?
my sides feel hurt really easily like even if u poke it it HURTS i think it’s a medical thing but ive never brought it up at the drs. and my ears. that’s weird.
76. Do you prefer your partner to knead you head or pull your hair?
uh both? both yes? both good
77. Has a condom ever fallen off during sex?
lowkey sjkdfhnzskjghfh
78. Have you ever lost arousal during intimacy, did you keep going?
no??? like im generally always turned on gettin it on n it’s a gr8 time but my meds just fuck with my ability to actively get off UGH
79. Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?
no *knocks on wood*
80. Weirdest compliment you’ve gotten?
ive had people compliment my feet and that’s not my kink so i think it’s kinda weird.
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what even is this post, haha
Posted to the Larry Stylinson reddit on June 17, 2021 (yesterday!). This one will explain why I chose the name of this blog, although it’s pretty self explanatory, I guess it’s just me and my process of trying to understand why the fuck I am so whipped for these two men.
This is going to be a weird emotional post, so strap in. Thanks to the anonymity (sorta) of the internet, I'm gonna get real personal and ambiguous at the same time.
Okay... So, I've been in this mess (meaning fandom but I call it a mess because it's messed up my brain quite a bit) for the last two months, and I've been questioning a lot of shit in my life.
I am in my early 30s. I am queer/bisexual. The only partner I had was in my early 20s for a year or so, but we lived in different cities so it mas mostly a virtual thing, lol. I've had crushes on people, I've felt attracted to other people, but my "romantic" side has completely disappeared. Maybe it was never there, and I just played this idea of a "romantic relationship" because that was the normal thing to do? I don't know. Mind you, it wasn't that romantic either, because well, I am not. I have absolutely no desire for a partner, I will probably get bored of them pretty easily. "Maybe you haven't met the one!", you might say, and sure, that might be it, but at the same time... I don't feel like investing my time in that sort of partnership, tbh. And like... the one? Forever? Bleurgh. I do place A LOT of value in REAL hardcore friendships; I have two and I'd do anything for them; one of them I consider to be my soulmate and my person, and I see that hardly changing. This is the kind of love I know how to deal with. I am tired of how society revolves around the idea of people having romantic partners, pffft. I just can't. I get extremely frustrated when friends insinuate or assume I like someone in that way or whatever, it's like, why does it have to be about that all the fucking time? ANYWAAAAY... This will tie into Larry, I promise. Okay, my relationship to music is... interesting. I was into several different bands when I was younger. Backstreet Boys were my 1D, and then I got into mainstream punk rock like Simple Plan, MCR, Good Charlotte, etc. Theeen I barely listened to anything. I'm one of those weirdos that could go days without listening to any music. Then I got into reggaeton and latin music (which I hated when I lived in my home country in South America) when I moved to Canada. My taste expanded a little bit more thanks to other friends, but I never really enjoyed slow songs, I'd always tell them to skip them or whatever. And then... Harry Styles waltzed into my life with that gorgeous Grammy performance, and so... HERE. I. AM.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES LARRY HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS RANDOMNESS? Haha. Okay. SO! I came to LOVE Harry's and Louis' music. Even some of the songs that they wrote for 1D. Remember when I said I didn't like slow songs? Yeah, haha, I sing If I Could Fly everyday at the top of my lungs. Haven't been able to stop listening to these two in WEEKS. Like, I HAVE to listen to them because I'll be sad if I don't. This had never happened to me before. The very funny thing is that it all clicked for me when I started getting into the Larry mess, because all of their songs started making so much sense to my ears and brain. Like, I'll be listening and I won't be relating to the songs, or thinking of a past relationship, or being "ah, yes, this sounds like something that I used to feel" (see what I did there? 😏), but I'll be so happy and proud for Louis and Harry and their schewpid relationship. It's almost like... I'm listening to their story and validating it, like little anthems of sorts, celebrating their triumphs and losses, singing FOR THEM. Do I want what they have? Nooothankyou, disgusting, they're so gross, hahaha. But I LOOOOVE THAT THEY ARE! It's so funny, I'll be seeing interviews or ridiculous loud things they do and I'll be "awwwwww" or "what the fuuuuuckkk" or "I love their love so much I hate them". If you're like me about "romantic love"... If you think about it and you believe they've been together this long, it's... so... unreal. Hahaha, TEN YEARS? Gross. Yes, sure, ups and downs, why not? But they might very well be the definition of romantic soulmates if we're not wrong about all the 2836928 coincidences we've compiled. They make me feel giddy and disgusted at the same time, LOL, because I'm so happy they found each other and because they might be part of such a small percentage of humans that this happens to. Straight out of fiction! Again, it might seem like I want this for myself, but no, I don't, I simply bask in the bliss of knowing these two have one of the strongest bonds humans can have AND they're talented artists so they get to tell us their story if we know how to listen (and see) and their legacy will live on forever.
Ah, dude, I just hope they're happy, I feel like I say this all the time, but I truly do. Here's to hoping we all get to live long enough to see them step out together sometime in the future so we can all collectively lose our shit. Although sometimes I think I will be so calm when that happens... like, I believe in it so much that I'll make a little squealing sound and then I'll be like "I mean, yeah, wbk".
P.S.: Imagine if we're all so fucking wrong and making up a fantasy in our heads. LMAO. I don't knoooow thoooough... their music is very loud.
P.P.S.: No shade to romantic people and people who love love in general and want what our two boys have. These are just my feelings.
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The Talking Dead
I wonder if George’s zombie theory is gonna
Rise from the grave hehe
Heh
I said that like five times this week and all my friends got sick of it lmao
“Is this your idea of a joke” yeah its gonna be his obituary
Knew it
Knew this was coming
VIOLET
WATTS
NINA
Oh god
Is Nina gonna leave
EVEN MORE OH GOD
IS GEORGE GONNA GO WITH HER?
IS JONNY GONNA, LIKE, TAKE A LONG-ASS BREAK LIKE THOMAS CRAIG DID
Poor lady
Poor Higgins lmao
That lady in black did it
Lmao Higgins running
“I didn’t do anything wrong” “I didn’t say you did”
Yeesh, how many people?
JESUS Christ
Watts is good with kids I just know it
OH MY GOD
HER DAUGHTER I THOUGHT SO
YIKES
Pffft Eddie
“I am the victim here” yeah no one gives a shit mister backstab-the-inspector
Its gonna be Watts
WELP
Brackenreid: “oi, get off my fucking couch. Its reserved for doing the frick frack with the wife only”
Making fun of the beard scratching
She knows one of them
George just wants to feel included haha
I like how this episode actually inCLUDES HIGGINS
I feel sorry for this child
I think the father isn’t dead and he’s doing all this
That nun looks like me when I cheat off another’s test
“Gimme dat pencil, mister Davis-supporter”
Yey Julia
Or no connection. Maybe it’s just one of those people who is actually after one person specifically but also targets others to throw suspicion off them
I like Eddie because he’s obviously that character who’s stupid and rude but I also hate him at the same time for those reasons
She’s dead
Yep
Someone here did it
THE MOTHER
I BLAME HER
I love the blue and brown Julia is wearing this season
They should half half the station watching them, geez
I wonder if the other constables feel left out when Murdoch exclusively gets George to do stuff
“As a shield”
“Inspector!”
“It’s a joke”
“Ha bloody ha”
OML xD
VIOLET
John did it
Lol jk
U SHOULD BE PLACING TWO CONSTABLES ON EACH OF THEM
EXCEPT EDDIE
HE CAN BURN IN HELL
Of course he escapaed
Yay random constables actually doING THEIR FUCKING JOB
Sassy Henry
Either Nina’s gonna go alone and that’s the end to Bloomtree/Gina or George goes with her
Or neither of them go
“Oh me?”
I just imagine Watts going “no, i mean Jackson”
They good buds now after the events in Up From Ashes. Watts is on first name biases with George, damnit!
George is, uh, modern
Jarvis. Why is that mentioned in, like, every second episode
“I felt bad about it ever” yeah that doesn’t justify this
Stupid sisters. I can’t hear half of this. They’re playing fucking Minecraft and screaming wtf
Anyway
He’s her father
CALLED IT
The good ol Brackenreid chuckle
I feel kinda sorry for her
The poor child
LET JULIA ADOPT HER
OR WATTS
George and Nina the godparents lmao
Murdoch vision
We all know he’s not gonna die tho
nyOOM BIKES
She gonna put poison in it
This is taking forever. It’s like 2 minutes until 9
George?
Oh my god
He’s gonna
DEAR GOD HE’S GONNA PULL A THOMAS CRAIG
THIS HAS TO BE BECAUSE OF STILL STANDING
I get it, though. Like when the poor guy’s not doing Murdoch Mysteries he’s doing Still Standing and when he’s not doing Still Standing he’s doing Murdoch Mysteries. Plus A Christmas Fury.
Still
NOOOOOOOOOO
WITHOUT GEORGE IN MURDOCH MYSTERIES I HAVE NO PURPOSE
Dear god let it be that this long ass break between now and whenever Murdoch is on next after the Christmas special be a two month time jump or something where he returns from Paris
OR AN EPISODE WITH A MURDER IN PARIS
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Sethany
Some stuff from the chat about a noncat that is godmod canon the new main character of the AU. Someone write this fic please.
matt-Today at 2:16 AM
hey y'all okay so thought: u know how black cats always look like the void with eyes when u take a photo of them right? here's my idea, void with eyes that vaguely resembles a cat and is taken in by an old lady with failing eyesight
LumiKat117-Today at 2:17 AM
Sooo it would look like a cat
((Also cats are the best ever))
matt-Today at 2:18 AM
old lady: hey look at my cat i love him anyone with actual functioning eyes: ................... uh
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:18 AM
What does this blob of void feel like?
LumiKat117-Today at 2:18 AM
Pffft yeah
Soft silky fur
Like how Nightmare wool feels like real wool just uber soft
and silky
matt-Today at 2:19 AM
oh yeah of course the void is soft and silky smooth
LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM
What would its name be?
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM
Mittens
matt-Today at 2:20 AM
whiskers
LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM
Ebony
matt-Today at 2:20 AM
oh no i change my mind mittens is better ndksksksksk
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:20 AM
Something really stereotypical
LumiKat117-Today at 2:20 AM
Lol
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM
This old lady isn't the most creative person on the planet
but damn does she love her "cat"
matt-Today at 2:21 AM
or maybe something like an actual human name like timothy or geronimo
LumiKat117-Today at 2:21 AM
I like Ebony
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:21 AM
Sethany
LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM
Sith
matt-Today at 2:22 AM
SETHANY
LumiKat117-Today at 2:22 AM
Sith like from Star Wars
matt-Today at 2:22 AM
no that's the name of her other cat who is like. a default grey tabby
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:22 AM
Are you implying that Miskebonany might be evil??
LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM
Pffft
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM
How dare you imply that Miskerbonany might be anything other then a perfect darling
LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM
No
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:23 AM
So what does Sith think of their "sibling"?
LumiKat117-Today at 2:23 AM
I think that it would be like the most affectionate 'cat' ever
matt-Today at 2:24 AM
i'm not sure if it's funnier if sith ADORES little sethany or can't stand it
LumiKat117-Today at 2:25 AM
How about both? Like one moment they would be cuddling and then the next they would be hissing at each other
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:25 AM
Well, Sith would be hissing.
The other one doesn't make noises
they just
ooze
LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM
Lol
matt-Today at 2:26 AM
they don't knock stuff of tables they.... absorb
LumiKat117-Today at 2:26 AM
Lmao
matt-Today at 2:27 AM
"sethany darling have you seen my glasses" [a shlurping noise is heard offscreen]
LumiKat117-Today at 2:27 AM
My two cats kinda get along but the smaller one won't let the bigger one get close or she swats him
matt-Today at 2:28 AM
m̸̀͡ę̢̀o̗͇̕w͜͏̝
LumiKat117-Today at 2:28 AM
Lol
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:29 AM
Oh god and they don't meow, they literally say "meow" like a human would
total monotone.
matt-Today at 2:29 AM
YES
like text-to-speech
LumiKat117-Today at 2:29 AM
YES
And it sounds like Siri
matt-Today at 2:30 AM
hey sethany do i have any appointments today? m e o w
LumiKat117-Today at 2:31 AM
What if Sethany and the old lady actually talk but to anyone else they just hear the monotone meows?
matt-Today at 2:31 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm
i'm conflicted because it's Quality when it's one speaking normally and the other in monotone meows
LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM
Like they just think the old lady is crazy and she just thinks her cat is special and purrfect
matt-Today at 2:32 AM
you say that like sethany ISNT special and perfect
haha nice
LumiKat117-Today at 2:32 AM
I had to
matt-Today at 2:33 AM
of course
LumiKat117-Today at 2:33 AM
And it is purrfect and special
Oh
What if it
LOVES CAT PUNS
matt-Today at 2:34 AM
oh fuck yes when someone tells a really bad one they hear m e o w m e o w m e o w and sethany comes patting around the corner
LumiKat117-Today at 2:35 AM
And it just curls up in their lap until they tell it all the puns they know
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:35 AM
Which sounds cute until you realize it's really more of a hostage situation.
You cannot get up if Sethany is on your lap
you just can't
matt-Today at 2:36 AM
they are Here and therefore you are Also Here
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:37 AM
LumiKat117-Today at 2:37 AM
It's like you've become a purrmanent fixture of the furrniture
Lol yes Gremlin
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:38 AM
Ots supposed to be sethany
Sethany cannot be photographed
matt-Today at 2:40 AM
i mean they CAN be photographed but..... it's not really sethany
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:40 AM
LumiKat117-Today at 2:40 AM
YES
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:42 AM
Yes thats it
matt-Today at 2:42 AM
YEAH
sethany the void cat
folks i think we just won the transcendence au
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM
matt-Today at 2:43 AM
it's not gonna get better than this
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:43 AM
That's really cute somehow?
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:43 AM
Sethany in the dreamscape
matt-Today at 2:44 AM
perfect amazing wonderful
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:44 AM
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:44 AM
oh that's good
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:45 AM
Void with eyes
Sethany is best notcat
matt-Today at 2:47 AM
"m e o w" -sethany
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:53 AM
Cuddling Sith
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:53 AM
gasp
Zilleniose-Today at 2:53 AM
okay guys I'm reworking tau, alcor is no longer the main character
matt-Today at 2:53 AM
o h m y
Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM
all hail sethany
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:54 AM
A L L H A I L
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:54 AM
Sethany is the one
H A I L S E T H A N Y
matt-Today at 2:54 AM
rip alcor 201?-2017 you won't be missed because we have sethany now
Zilleniose-Today at 2:54 AM
A L L H A I L
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:55 AM
ALL HAIL
LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM
Daww
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:55 AM
2014-2017 ftr
LumiKat117-Today at 2:55 AM
Pffft
What if Sethany and Alcor were friends?
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM
Okay so now we need to figure out exactally where Sethany fits into the AU
That would work
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM
Sethany is alcors notpet
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:56 AM
although Alcor tends not to like cats, how would he feel about a "cat"?
Zilleniose-Today at 2:56 AM
please... can sethany float too, like. this little old lady sees an amorphous floating cat, drifting sideways and saying "M E O W" and sees nothing wrong with this
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:56 AM
Even he doesnt know what it really is
But it comes to him for food every now and then
LumiKat117-Today at 2:56 AM
It could be like the personification of the void in his hat
matt-Today at 2:56 AM
sethany ABSOLUTELY floats
LumiKat117-Today at 2:57 AM
Catification*
Zilleniose-Today at 2:57 AM
just kinda. like a lava lamp.
very slowly. blooping
matt-Today at 2:57 AM
they kinda drip a little too i guess the old lady thought they were wet when she found them?
"sethany where HAVE you been it's a gorgeous day outside"
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM
(i love sethany and everything it is and is not)
Zilleniose-Today at 2:58 AM
no mouth to be seen. how it eats and talks is a mystery
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM
One not even alcor knows.
matt-Today at 2:58 AM
noises just kind of....... emanate
LumiKat117-Today at 2:58 AM
Would it be an it or would it want to have a gender like Xie?
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:58 AM
Food is just kinda... Absorbed
Enveloped
BeelieveInBees-Today at 2:59 AM
I think I'm going to keep using they/them for Sethany
matt-Today at 2:59 AM
phagocytosis
Zilleniose-Today at 2:59 AM
I think if you asked sethany's preferred pronouns, they'd reply "M E O W"
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 2:59 AM
And it because whatever it identofies as is incomprehensible to people
Think of the paperwork
LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM
Hey Bee, you should make a fic for Sethany
matt-Today at 3:00 AM
the old lady taking sethany in to be microchipped tho
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:00 AM
But I already have so many fics
anyway I'm not great at stuff without much plot
LumiKat117-Today at 3:00 AM
Oml that would be funny
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM
'lady we cant do that'
Zilleniose-Today at 3:00 AM
this is perfect bc I too, am an amorphous blob of only semi-existence that sleeps most of the day and likes mice
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:00 AM
'lady it doesnt have a body'
LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM
Like the vet is just so awkward but the lady is just so sweet and they can't really say no
matt-Today at 3:01 AM
'lady please i'm telling you this is not a cat'
Zilleniose-Today at 3:01 AM
"yes sethany is very unique"
"that's. that's not."
LumiKat117-Today at 3:01 AM
But she's so insistant
So they give up trying to convince her and try to chip Sethany anyway
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM
Floating
matt-Today at 3:02 AM
ooooooo i love it
LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM
And the chip... works?
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:02 AM
The chip constantly states that Sethany is in about 15 different places at once
LumiKat117-Today at 3:02 AM
They have no idea how
matt-Today at 3:03 AM
the vet: ???????????? the lady: see, that wasn't so hard was it dear
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:03 AM
It breaks the vets sanity each time sethany gets brought in
LumiKat117-Today at 3:03 AM
Pffft
I can just imagine that an intern sees Sethany and is like, totally chill with it
Oh, what if the Old Lady is a R!Lazy Susan?
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:04 AM
Oh that's how we could tie them in. One of the Pines goes into animal medicine
And be that intern
And be like "hey grunks, you gotta check out this cat"
LumiKat117-Today at 3:05 AM
Pffft
No wait
What if the old lady IS Lazy Susan?
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:05 AM
That would be great actually
Sethany just shows up to the diner one day
Just wanting to absorb some pie tins.
LumiKat117-Today at 3:06 AM
@GODMOD Someone should post this to the Tumblr
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:06 AM
And Suzan just scoops them up and starts talking
And Sethany falls in love
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:06 AM
Yeeeees
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:07 AM
I can screencap it
LumiKat117-Today at 3:07 AM
Welcome to the AU Sethany
Now someone needs to write a fic where Sethany meets Alcor when the Pines Clan come to the Diner
Maybe the Trips are like, 18?
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:09 AM
The trips love them
LumiKat117-Today at 3:10 AM
I can see the trips cat sitting
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:10 AM
Hmmm, maybe before the trips are born but after henry?
Think, sethany triplet sitting
matt-Today at 3:10 AM
no that's a bit of a risk they might.... absorb the children
they'd come out okay but
LumiKat117-Today at 3:11 AM
Nah, I think Sethany can control the absorbing
matt-Today at 3:13 AM
oh yeah they can definitely control it
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:13 AM
Sethany can definitely control the absorbing or Suzan would be in big trouble
matt-Today at 3:13 AM
whether or not they want to
no one tells cats what to do, void notcats included unfortunately
nsjsjsjs this is a joke btw sethany wouldn't eat a child
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:14 AM
not unless they were a really annoying child
matt-Today at 3:14 AM
problematic customer? no more
LumiKat117-Today at 3:16 AM
lol
BeelieveInBees-Today at 3:19 AM
That just makes me think of Sethany as actually working at the restaurant
tinylittlegremlin-Today at 3:20 AM
Yes
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May 24 Blurr’s Horror Stream - The Host (2006 film)
Prowl wasn’t there. Not a whole lot happened. Film was pretty good though.
Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room.
The chat room has been cleared by the moderator.
Scorponock: [ he is settled in the middle of the floor, gears turning in circles in his back ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave trudges in and sits a little to one side of his usual spot. He doesn't know if Prowl will show in the state he's in, but if he does, Soundwave means to obey the "nothing".*
Scorponock: [ clicks claws at Soundwave in greeting. Chitters ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble and Frenzy trudge in tiredly after. The birds are absent getting repaints and everyone else is working.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave nods hello to Scorponok.*
Scorponock: [ blinks all four optics. Huddles back on the floor. ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Back again?]]
Scorponock: [ looks around. Blinks] Me?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nod.*
Scorponock: Yez.
Scorponock: I ztay with Blurr, yeez.
Whirl: *trots on in and makes his way for the hammock* Hey, Scorp. Where ya been?
Scorponock: Deeging for mateeerialz
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave twitches at this song. If looks could kill, he would be thinking about murdering someone right now.*
Bevel: *trundles in finally*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Memories of that human who connected it to Jazz all the time. Bah.*
Scorponock: [ taps claws on the ground ] But had to ztop deeging...
Whirl: *flops back and gets settled* Teach's got you on mining duty? Lame.
Scorponock: ... [tips helm this way and then that ] Nooo. I like to deeg! [ happy chitter] But Captain zaid no more!
Whirl: *shrugs with one arm* Suit yourself. What're you lot up to, now?
Scorponock: Zitting... not allowed to leeave zhe zhip!
Scorponock: Part of deal.
Scorponock: [ curves tail upward and then flexes it back down. Swish swish side to side ]
Scorponock: (( lemme know when yall are ready. )
Whirl: ((i am!))
Bevel: [[ready
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready))
FakeProwl: ((ye))
Scorponock: [ wiggles a little closer to Soundwave's pedes. Going to settle here and chitter ]
Whirl: *sticks one leg out to push himself, rocking the hammock idly*
Scorponock: Thankz for comeeng to moovie. Iz fun, yeez?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Will rest his fingertips on Scorponock's back. The twins make their way over to the hammock and knock on Whirl's back from below. Mind?*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes. A good break from work.]]
Scorponock: [ chitters and rolls helm under the fingertips for pets ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Pets he will get.*
Whirl: Sure thing, Scorp. *sticks his neck over the edge of the hammock and nods at the twins, shifting to make room for them.
Scorponock: [ yes good. He might huddle closer ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *They hop in and get comfy, each giving a tired punch hello.*
Whirl: *snorts and returns the gesture with his claws* You two look whooped.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Jus' a li'l.// Rumble lifts his head and squints. //Yo, Big Bit.//
Scorponock: ( a perfect representation of me falling ))
Bevel: Hey, Lil' Bit.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Sticks his tongue out at her and blows a raspberry*
Whirl: *gonna swivel his helm in Bevel's direction as she's indicated and bob it at her in greeting*
Bevel: *returns the gesture and waves to Whirl*
Scorponock: [ climbs onto the couchand wiggles to Soundwave suddenly. Yes good. This sneak attack is going well. ]
Scorponock: [ no one suspects athing ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Can see Scorponock doing this. Doesn't mind.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Always wanted to try that scrap.//
Whirl: Alcohol? Or archery?
Scorponock: [ half crawls on Soundwave and chitters at for nuzzles ]
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\PFFFT.\\ //Archerin'. I had plenty of booze before, ptch.//
FakeProwl: ((it's gorgeous and i love it))
Scorponock: (( yas! ))
Whirl: *snickers* I was more referring to HUMAN high-grade.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave doesn't nuzzle, but he'll rest his arm on Scorponock in a half-afted not-quite-hug and scritch.*
Whirl: And, hey, I know a guy. *pauses. ...Whirl's dispoisition towards Atomizer has gotten complicated recently*
Whirl: I could /probably/ snag ya something.
Scorponock: [ he will take this hug and whatever he can ]
Whirl: ((the beb))
Whirl: ...holy damn, look at it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It's disgusting.]]
Whirl: Kinda reminds me of Killer, in a weird way.
Scorponock: [ chitters and wiggles claws ] Is monzteer!
Scorponock: eet lookz cool!
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah? Like what?//
Whirl: I think it's the face. That sort of unfolding... beaky thing.
Whirl: I dig it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\LOOKS LIKE THEM TREMOR WORMS.\\
FakeProwl: ((lmao what is this guy, a captain america knock off))
Whirl: Aww, what a face!
Scorponock: (( he sure was ))
FakeProwl: ((stupidly strong american heroic dude in a tight shirt))
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\KID'S DEAD.\\
Bevel: Oh no.
Whirl: What a graceful leap!
Scorponock: [ crawling more onto Soundwave to snuggle on him. Yes good ]
Scorponock: I kneew feesh like deez.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Oof. Okay. Well. Not so much unlike Zori.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They ate humans?]]
Scorponock: I keeled them! But not eat. That waz more of dee otherz jobz.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Nasty. Who wants t' eat fleshies?//
Bevel: Lots of things. :(
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((is this a horror or a comedy))'
Bevel: [[I'm not sure at this point
Scorponock: (( both ))
Scorponock: Zhe Fallen keeled lotz of deez humanz.
Scorponock: Not zhure if hee ate zem.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HE AIN'T EATIN' 'EM NO MORE.\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Not without a face, heh.//
Scorponock: He eez dead! [ clicks claws ] I deedn't like heem anyway
Scorponock: (( me ))
Scorponock: (( thats me ))
Whirl: Yeah, Optimus relived him of that burden, didn't he? *dryly*
Scorponock: Yeez... [ pouty tone ] He ruinz everyzhing.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\DUNNO. HE GOT DYIN' RIGHT.\\
Scorponock: No, hee came back. [pouts more ]
Whirl: Need help killing him again?
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OURS AIN'T. PROBABLY ON ACCOUNT OF YA CAN'T BRING BACK SCRAP EARTHQUAKES SMASHED.\\
Scorponock: No... [huff]
Scorponock: I leev wizh Blurr now.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble gives Frenzy a solid punch in the jaw and points at Bevel with a hiss*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *For once, Frenzy shuts up.*
Scorponock: Beezidez.... wee might be in trouble.
Scorponock: [ clicks claws and chitters at Soundwave ]
Bevel: *very obviously trying to pretend she didn't hear that*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Let him guess. The bounty.]]
Scorponock: [ shakes helm ] Landed on wrong planeet.
FakeProwl: ((pet humans))
Scorponock: I don't zhink zhey know about zhe bountee.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Then why trouble?]]
Scorponock: Captain eez de... dee [chitters and hisses in his Cybertronian. Clicks and whirrs and screeches] Deetained.
Whirl: *tilts his head* By who?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave's free hand rubs at his temple. Of course Blurr got detained. Starscream's going to be upset.*
Scorponock: [ clicks claws and looks at Whirl ] I zheenk he can talk heez way out.
Scorponock: Blue mech took heem away.
Whirl: That doesn't answer my question.
Scorponock: He hazn't come back.
Whirl: Blue mech?
Scorponock: [ taps claws and chitters ] I recognize... but hee lookz deeferent.
Scorponock: Zhey call heem Dreeft now.
Whirl: Drift. Like--the one from your dimension?
Scorponock: Zimilar, but not mine.
Scorponock: Zame verze, deeferent deemenzion
Whirl: *nods*
Whirl: Well, I guess if he needs a rescue, he'll say something. Probably.
Scorponock: Heez commz don't work.But hee can talk heez way out.
Scorponock: [ snickering ] Hee made zhe Prime very mad! Make Capteen very exzited!
Whirl: *snickers back* Hell, I'll BET. Maybe he'll get stepped on, like he always wanted.
Scorponock: Maybee!
Whirl: ((I like this movie but it's been mostly a slideshow urgh, and it's getting late))
Whirl: ((I'm gonna duck out, but assume Whirl stays, at least; he'll conk out on the hammock))
FakeProwl: ((man, don't kill it. eave it alive so you can follow it back to the girl))
FakeProwl: ((*leave))
Bevel: [[Seriously
Bevel: [[I still don't get this monster's motivations. Is it keeping people for food?
FakeProwl: ((that's my best guess))
FakeProwl: ((... if there's no virus then why are they cutting him up.))
FakeProwl: ((like, what is the benefit and who is benefitting from spreading a fiction about a virus))
Scorponock: Maybe it'll seem like less of a mistake? That guy poured that crap down the drain so that's probs the cause ))
Bevel: [[...to keep him from telling anyone?
Bevel: [[I want to know how these kids haven't starved tbh
FakeProwl: ((was HE the guy that poured crap down the drain?))
Bevel: [[Maybe???
Scorponock: (( I don't know. The guy had like the mask on so I didn't really see his face))
FakeProwl: ((even so, tho, pretending that there's a virus doesn't cover up the fact that there's a mutant monster running around?))
Scorponock: (( mmm true ))
FakeProwl: ((and also, who cares if he tells people that there's a virus? it wouldn't matter if he told people there's not a virus if they hadn't said there was a virus when there wasn't in the first place))
FakeProwl: ((**that there's NOT a virus))
Bevel: [[Ok so it is eating them.
FakeProwl: ((apparently!))
Bevel: [[I thought they lobotomized him?
FakeProwl: ((maybe he actually HAS been mutated and they just don't know that it's for real yet))
FakeProwl: ((he also didn't respond to anesthesia right))
Bevel: [[The dad did say he'd been, I guess addled or something that's probably not the right word at all, so maybe that impacted him somehow?
FakeProwl: ((you would think that being brain damaged as a kid would, yknow, make things worse if he gets lobotomized as an adult. not cancel it out.))
Bevel: [[Just a little yeah
FakeProwl: ((~fuzzy movie psychology~))
Bevel: [[Is Agent Yellow a joke on Agent Orange because this movie's been pretty anti-American with all the horrible US people and I would buy it
FakeProwl: ((probably yeah))
Bevel: [[the blond guy at the beginning throwing the stone like a disc is still my favorite
Scorponock: (( you mean mini Captain America? ))
Bevel: [[yes
FakeProwl: ((Private America))
Bevel: [[this whole family is a bunch of superheroes or something like wtf they're just sitting in the agent yellow cloud just fine while a bunch of other people are like vomiting blood
Scorponock: (( right ? ))
FakeProwl: ((i think the brother was vomiting too?))
Scorponock: (( I dig this guy throwing these endless cocktails ))
FakeProwl: ((and he's bleeding out his ears))
Scorponock: (( it's like he has an inventory ))
Bevel: [[isn't that the brother throwing cocktails?
FakeProwl: ((yeah but wasn't he also bleeding earlier))
Scorponock: i believe so ))
Scorponock: he is bleeding out his ears ))
Bevel: [[Oh so he was
Bevel: [[I missed that. It's skipping a bit
Bevel: [[Aw yes archer to save the day
FakeProwl: ((mmmm. barbecued mutant))
Scorponock: (( its probably gonna drop in a minute ))
Bevel: [[I'm so proud of this *** up family avenging the little girl and the dad
Scorponock: Right? ))
Bevel: [[Sucks the kid died tho like dang way to break movie rules as I know them
FakeProwl: ((maybe get the kids out of the cloud before trying to wake them up))
Scorponock: (( He's a cute kid ))
Bevel: [[and they killed river monsters happily ever after
Scorponock: (( yee ))
Bevel: [[That was genuinely enjoyable
Bevel: [[Not what I was expecting but still really fun
FakeProwl: ((I liked it.))
Scorponock: It was fun ))
Bevel: [[Thanks so much for streaming!
Scorponock: Sure! ))
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Heyhey, so what are some of your favorite dating sims? I've only played Mystic Messenger and I don't know any others that measure up to it.
Oohhh I’ll be happy to share what I play! I don’t play any that aren’t free, so that’s probably good news, but that also means there are probably a lot of quality ones I’m missing out on.
It’s worth noting that Mystic Messenger is my all-time favorite, though. I don’t know if any of these will truly measure up to it, mostly because MM is just so unique in its concept as well as the depth of characters and story. I think we are truly blessed to have access to MM’s level of quality for free. (thank u cheritz for my life)
Anyways! I’ll list these from my most favorite to least favorite (however, I do like all of them to some degree because I regularly play all of them). Under the cut because I talk too much :’D
Midnight Cinderella
This one was my top favorite before Mystic Messenger came along! The premise is that in the country of Wysteria, if the ruling monarch(s) grow to a certain age and there is no heir, a “princess elect” is chosen from the common people. Of course, your character is chosen, despite not being interested in the position at first. Also of course, the princess is expected to find a “prince consort” along the way. (I’m kind of a sucker for a “commoner thrust into the world of the rich” story, myself. >v>)
Each character has a distinct personality and each route has a significantly different story. The main character has a decent amount of development, as well! It’s also very well-translated, and the art is lovely. I’ve played through every character’s route at least once and have just started going back for round two for everyone – each character has two different endings that are each good in their own way, rather than the standard good and bad endings. Louis is my favorite, by far. i’ve played his route four times no joke ha The app is regularly updated with fun side-story events, and they’re also coming out with after-story routes for all the characters!
Guard Me, Sherlock!
…listen. The stuff you start reading/watching/playing as a joke are always the ones you end up loving the most, right.
I thought this one was going to be utterly ridiculous and horrendously out of character. I WAS WRONG. Pretty sure it’s based a lot on BBC Sherlock, because the personalities of the characters are spot-on. Sherlock is just as rude and insufferable and weird as he should be. The most ridiculous part about the whole thing is just the aging-down of all the characters to be young and hot and anime, pffft. Each character’s route is centered around a case, which is pretty fun.
So far I’ve just played Watson’s route, and am about halfway through Sherlock’s. I feel like I haven’t played enough routes yet to pick a definite favorite character yet, but both routes have successfully given me the doki-dokis, haha. There are four routes out so far (Sherlock, Watson, Moriarty, and Mycroft), and three of them have a “season 2″ sequel to their routes. So lots of content!
The Niflheim
This one’s fun because it has a pretty unique concept (it’s the land of the dead; essentially the afterlife, though apparently some people come back as zombies, mummies, and other types of undead, while others just look like normal people? It’s never really explained lol), and the art is really gorgeous! It’s also just a bit silly in general; definitely doesn’t take itself too seriously. The characters have a surprising amount of depth, though. Unfortunately, I think the developers have pretty much abandoned it, though. You can still play it, but there aren’t anymore events and I don’t think they’re coming out with anymore characters/routes.
If nothing else convinces you, you can romance a skeleton. ;D
Wizardess Heart
This was my first dating sim I ever played! At first glance it looks like a wannabe Harry Potter knock-off. And it is… to a mild extent. They’ve managed to put their own spin on things to keep it comfortably out of the “painfully blatant” zone, so that’s what matters in my book. Anyways, the gist is you’re a new student at a wizard academy. There’s a thing called the “Buddy system” (lol) where two students’ fates are connected, and they’re supposed to help each other succeed at the school. So of course it’s just used as a plot excuse for you to be connected to whoever’s route you’re doing.
I’ve played seven routes (currently on my eighth) out of twelve, and they’ve promised at least three more characters in the future, which honestly shocked me because that’s a ton. The guys are grouped by threes and are called “series”, where their plots, while all different, all deal with the same antagonist/threat/mystery. My favorite character is Klaus… compare him to Louis from above, Gill from Harvest Moon, and Jumin Han and you’ll see why lmao
Modern Cinderella
This one’s so far down on the list only because I literally started playing it a couple days ago. I think it’ll get way higher up once I’m more familiar with it, and if this first route I’m playing doesn’t disappoint! The story for this one is self-described as a “reverse Cinderella”, where the main character is rich and has led a lavish lifestyle until she runs away from her overbearing and controlling mother to start a completely new life. I think that’s pretty interesting itself, but what I really like is that the main character ends up with a different profession based on the route chosen. With the three routes that are out right now, the career options are singer, patissier, and writer. At least two more routes are promised (I’m hoping there’ll be even more).
I wasn’t too sure about the art style at first – the main character starts out with a really ugly dress and makeup, but they make a point of changing her clothes and essentially going “that’s much better” after the prologue. The guy that helps out the main character by giving her a place to stay is explicitly gay and doesn’t seem to feed into any bad stereotypes, so that’s a cool side note! So far my overall impression is that it’s cute.
Lost Alice
An Alice in Wonderland one, yeah. >_> However, it has a somewhat unique twist on the story? Some of the mystery was revealed in the Hatter’s route, but that’s the only one I’ve played so far and I feel there’s more to discover about… the lore, for lack of a better term? If more stuff is revealed then I might get a little more invested, otherwise I’ll probably be a bit miffed, because as it stands I have a lot of unanswered questions about what’s going on.
The art style is nice, and there are currently five routes out with a sixth (and probably more) on the way. Most of the characters are directly out of the original story (Hatter, Cheshire Cat, March Hare), but others are harder to recognize (there’s a dude named Joker who I’m still not entirely sure is supposed to be…?). Haven’t played enough to pinpoint a favorite character yet, but the Hatter was cute.
Oz
My general attitude towards this one is “LMAO”. XD
Wizard of Oz. The premise is that Dorothy comes back to the land of Oz for her seventeenth birthday! And suddenly the scarecrow, tin man, and lion are human (that’s right, they acknowledge that they weren’t human to begin with)! And in this version, there were never any witches – they’re all hot romanceable wizards! including the wizard of the west because of course hgkrhsgnks Every single character’s name is a pun based off who they are! And then, the real kicker is that as soon as Dorothy arrives, she’s told she has to pick a boyfriend out of them all. Because reasons. And she just goes along with it.
So, uh, yeah, the story’s flimsy. And it doesn’t get much better in any of the routes lol… I’ve done three routes and am almost done with the fourth. I play it because it’s funny and… it has a few good moments bahaha. my favorite is heartmann Also worth noting that this one’s dead, like Niflheim is. They stopped having events and updates after they came out with all the characters.
Honorable mention: Notice Me, Senpai!
I don’t really consider this one a true dating sim, but it’s definitely meant for people who like dating sims! This app is one of my favorites ever omg, it’s so great honestly. It’s literally Neko Atsume… except instead of entertaining and collecting cats in your yard, you, the only girl at an all-boys school, run a cafe for personified anime boy tropes!
Instead of just leaving you a gift after a number of visits, each senpai has an affection level and you get CGs as they fall in love with you. At three hearts they leave a personal note, then at four and/or five hearts you get a CG where they confess to you. Then you can get additional CGs for each of their birthdays as well as for visiting a certain number of times after they’ve gotten five hearts. You can dress them up in tons of different outfits, and there are events for all the major holidays and seasons. Now I think they’ve settled into an event and new senpais every other month (so they’ll be coming out with stuff in May). Right now there are 34 senpais and I fear that the devs are going to burn out by releasing more, but hey if they think they can do it I won’t complain hgdgfsgvfsvgg
tl;dr it fulfills my lifelong fantasy of being the protagonist of a reverse harm anime and i love it so much
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