#Please make me a coffee

[otselotus]

#docm77 fanart #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitcraftfanart #docm77 #hermitcraft s9 #he's a maid #If you ask him to make tea he will make coffee and it will be a cup for himself. #uhhh #I physically can't make pretty backgrounds please spare me

[magistralucis]

@absolut--kurant!

#ryzhik dove #new developments in the garden pigeon flock! 😳😳😳 hello!!! #please note the perfectly white pigeon at the center... he is VERY new he only showed up like three days ago!!! #(fairly sure it's a he because he inflates his chest and chases others) #we've no idea whether he was born into this flock or joined from elsewhere #i personally think he might be a escapee from a loft or wedding release... but he does have a patch of brown on his tail #and he stays close to ryzhik dove which does make me wonder 🤔🤔🤔 #it's just... like with penka dove ryzhik's children and his children's children appear to have lighter plumage with each generation #have we diluted down from pure cocoa/coffee to latte to 95% cream this year?! 🤣🤣🤣 #only the flock knows i suppose) #idk if he will stick around but will keep watching for him. if he's remained after a few months i think i shall name him :D #that's the update. everyone is ok here i hope you are well too #💖💖💖💖💖 #dove #pigeon #birds #cute

[bigfatbimbo]

hey gang i’m super tired and running on several cups of coffee right now working on an article. anyways, you think boycunt vox tastes like blue gatorade?

#kill me somebody #put me to sleep #i have coffee stains on my upper lip #it’s like a milk mustache but uglier #journalism is killing me #this is literally the easiest major in the word #SEND ME HEADCANONS TO MAKE ME FEEL BEETER PLEASE #oh i’m talking about his pussy juice btw #was that #was that clear

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

#i want yall to know that i spent a full 2 minutes tryna spell reciprocation im not kidding #i dont even know if this actual makes sense bc reading it back makes me wanna kms i articulated this so badly im so sorry #i literally just woke up and the coffees hasn't kicked in yet #anyway what i meant by this is crowley is the biggest simp alive with a weak nervous system when it comes to az and aziraphale is #just like 'marry me already u fucker' everytime crowley is agonizing abt if az loves him like that he puts his hand his hips and gestures #wildly their wedding rings then is like 'oh shit i forgot to give u that' and crowley discorporates #bro im so excited for s2 im shaking out of my skin every single minute km not watching it i cant focus on anything other than these idiots #send help PLEASE #good omens #azicrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens headcanons

[jackednephi]

Anyway I found a cake mix and had some scraps of things so I tried to make cupcakes. You can pinpoint the exact cupcake where I went "lol screw this my hand is broken"

Observe my hideous but tasty children. They've given me ideas for future endeavors and represent much needed calories

#i tried to make them lemon lime like 7up and had mixed success #ive been drinking work coffee because we have cocoa and there is creamer there #i think gods more interested in me getting calories than he is where theyre coming from rn #nevermind that i don't think he cares too much about caffeine anyway #or alcohol for that matter #all things in moderation and all that #speaking of somebody please ask me about how i follow the word of wisdom #i have Such an essay about it

[ddarker-dreams]

whenever you complain about yan chrollo butting into your life and ruining what you had going on, he shows you a screenshot he took of your bank account balance.

#don't make me look at it... PLease.... #so many -6.50 transactions from getting my silly little coffees #genuine psychological warfare #also happy saturday folks. <333333333333 #chrollo brainrot #concepts

[aldoodles]

Live footage from a corner of the annual ‘really tired 12 year olds who could kick my butt w a sword and also need a vacation’ support conference. Percy and Gregor are bonding about being New Yorkers and Hiccup can understand what it’s like to fiercely love a home others might find hostile or weird.

#idk what this is aside from the fact that all of these kids need a nap and a hug and a vacation and would someone please get the coffee away #from Percy?? #Pjo #httyd books #httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #tuc #the underland chronicles #tuc gregor #book!hiccup #percy jackon and the olympians #percy Jackson #blaaaaaa chronic illness is driving me insane today lads #fanart #al chatters #the composition doesn’t make sense but I wanted to draw them all so HA I have done so #digital #doodles #sketchy sketchy #my art #I’m so used to drawing hiccup next to fishlegs and cami who are also small so EHEHEHE next to normal sized children he looks itty bitty

[stergeon]

> FERDINAND II.

And so your PLANT shall henceforth be known as FERDINAND II.

The thought of needing to inform FERDINAND I of his having a namesake makes you a bit ill, but you are already hard at work devising several plausible excuses for the gesture. Something about how you've named it after the one most invested in its naming, or how it is similarly prone to drooling. Yes. Yes, you will be able to deflect quite easily, should the need arise. It has nothing to do with your fondness for FERDINAND or your desire for a substitute in his imminent absence, no—again, you are not so prone to sentimentality. It's about the drool.

Well, anyway. Best to move on with your day and think about something else, lest you grow maudlin or cultivate further affection for the PLANT. May the GODDESS be merciful and never cause you to develop inclinations that could be described as paternal.

Now that your plant has received sufficient care, it is time for COFFEE. You set to making your morning brew. By CHANCE, there happens to be sufficient water remaining in the kettle for FERDINAND I to have TEA, should he wish it.

Per your TIMEPIECE, it is now a quarter to eight. You have made excellent progress on your PRE-BREAKFAST TO-DO LIST thus far: the only remaining task is to remove FERDINAND. You are starting to get rather peckish and would like to be rid of him quickly, but over the past week, you have found that extracting the man from YOUR QUARTERS is a more arduous task than it ought to be.

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#fire emblem #hubert von vestra #fe16 #ferdibert #hpnd #sterge.pptx #fe3h #sorry this was late lol #late according to the update schedule i don't have #as the poll was wrapping i thought 'wouldn't it be fucked up to make a game where you make coffee.' #never mind that 1. i've barely made any games #2. i had no idea how to make a multi-part game #3. i wanted to turn it around in ~24 hours #i actually Did finish the game in about a day but i still had to write a post and draw the bg + the panel #if the game doesn't work: sorry #it Should work on mobile (android and ios) but it is pretty finicky #it works Better on desktop but that's not saying much #if you run into any showstopping issues: please lmk so i can fix it #did Some bug testing (aka made my friends do it for me) but not a lot lol. again: short turnaround time #i know there's a bug with the message/alert windows if you click through things too fast but idk what i did and i don't really care lol #maybe i'll fix that eventually #i'd like to also make it smoother and add some more animations but i kinda doubt i'll get around to it #pretty pleased as i did the entire game with pure css and no images except the fireplace #idk if that's cool to anybody else but it makes me happy

[rileyclaw]

fly, peregrine

#hey gang i know its only been like 5 hours #but 2 hours ago this came to me while i was making coffee #the owl house #hunter #toh #belos #toh fanart #my art #the song makes me think of him. officially the first song on my spotify playlist for him #please imagine me standing here doin the doin it to em pose as i brainrot all over your timeline #so sorry #toh season 2

[taichouu]

I wanted to do some quick birthday art for my birthday twin ! I had a ton of fun doing this ... My KNY cowboy AU still thrives in my heart it seems !! Happy birthday to our Rengoku, he still brings me incredible amounts of joy.

#kyojuro rengoku #kny #kny rengoku #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #coffee break #uzui tengen #kny tengen #cowboy au #tais 1k twang #This wasnt for my event but im putting it in there to start it off #if you see mistakes NO YOU DONT i only had a few hours to do this OK !!! #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOY !!!! #god his ass is so fat. why did I DO THAT TO MYSELF UGHH let me hit it just ONCE kyo PLEASE #im literally so sorry tengen looks busted i just could not get him to look right for some reason. I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU ALL I PROMISE. #also technically hes not my bday twin but my bday is tomorrow so I just pretend we are bday twins bc i love him so much shhh

[zeussim]

@simvanie GJFHFHRJJSKSKKSK I really just had 4 normal cups of coffee 😭😭 I just get very affected by it I swear-

#THIS BODY HASNT EVOLVED FOR COFFEE IT IS MEANT TO DRINK BEER #SO WHENEVER I DRINK COFFEE MY BODY ENTERS INTO A STATE THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS #AARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGPANCAKESAAAGGGGGGGGGRGGGGGATTENTIONAAAARGGGGHHHH #please love me #it's only when i drink it in the afternoon tho #does smth to me #makes the crazy come out #nonsims #simvanie

[ferronickel]

I am begging artists to charge more for their commissions. Pleading. If you are charging anything less than $20/hour you are undercutting the market and making it harder for working artists to earn a livable wage. (And really, truly, you should be aiming at something like $50/hour). Why would anyone want to pay artists what they're worth when there are artists out there asking for pennies for the same thing?

I understand that it's difficult finding commissioners willing to pay higher prices (because they've seen artists charging nothing for art, that's why), but that's something we can fix together if we normalize charging what our work is actually worth!

#i just saw an artist doing emergency commissions trying to get $200 #and their prices maxed out at $50 for fully rendered paintings #and their art is incredible!! #they should be charging at least $200 for something like that! #and then they could do one single commission and not (at least) four #it makes me lose my mind #i get that it's an incredibly tough market #i get wanting to make art affordable #but low prices are so damaging to the community as a whole #every working artist I know is just barely scraping by #and until we can convince people that unique custom-made art is worth more than a cup of coffee #this will always be a problem #please charge more for your commissions please please please #if youre a commissioner: #please tip your artist a lot #pay them way more than theyre asking for #nickel for my thoughts

[oreo-cookies-fan]

Berlin quotes that made me scream MARTIN in my head:

Numero uno:

Andres: The love of your life is a fairy tale! I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but … love just fades away. The only thing worthwhile is the beginning. That's the best part of love. When every song you hear reminds you of her. When you're having a meal together and all you do is talk. When everything she says makes you laugh.

Damian: No, no, no. Love is precisely what comes after all that. When the spell is over. Then, during dinner, you're happy to be quiet because you're at peace. To love someone, you must really know them. How can you love someone you don't know?

Numero dos:

(Don't know why the English version didn't translate this, but here it is:) Damian to Andres, while talking about how love ends and makes you suffer: You're a sick narcissist. Crees que estar a tu lado merece ese sufrimiento? (Translation: Do you think that being by your side is worth the suffering?)

Numero tres:

Andres: You see, I have become a fugitive of love. And what I'd really want, if I'm honest, is that it lasts forever. (...) my own experience of love is that it just melts away, you know? I realise the only thing I know, the only thing I've ever known about love is the beginning, but God, what I want, what I really want, is to experience a love that never ends.

((Damian: There's always an end.))

Bonus, because it's about Damian and his wife, Carmen, but it also hit like a line from a Berlermo gifset:

Carmen: Maybe you are the love of my life, but that doesn't mean we'll spend the rest of our lives together.

#berlin netflix #berlermo #ofc the famous buenos aires coffee shop quote but i couldn't find it in the show atm #does he know? does he know that martin loved him exactly the way he wanted? #it's killing me #this sick bastard is killing me #please give us season 2 if only to make its last scene a berlermo first meeting and andres narrates it as the moment he met #the love of his life #feel free to create heartbreaking gifsets with those quotes #or write fics about them #both is great #lcdp

[naomiknight-17]

Mom is making spaghetti with meat sauce for dinner and has invited me to join but I do not want to

This is a problem

#she'll be offended if i don't go #but i don't like pasta with meat sauce #partially because it reminds of times we were in worse poverty and we ate pasta and red sauce ALL THE TIME #because it was extremely cheap #and i got sick of it. and it reminds me of being poor #i could make honey garlic tofu tonight... or i could go eat sad poverty dinner at mom's #uuuuugggghhhhh #mod post #food #family stuff #also i love my mom and brother very much but i just don't have the energy to keep up with conversation #we already had dinner with them last night and coffee/breakfast with them this morning #can i have a break please

[ghost-proofbaby]

my friends and family always act so shocked when i, a barista who is usually on bar, comes home smelling like coffee 😭

#like yes i smell like coffee yes it makes me nauseous these days please #my bed permanently reeks of it #my hands are sticky with chai and mocha #i have been to war this morning and seen some things #it’s not as fun as it sounds #i bet eddie would also point it out and be like ‘i love it 🥺’ and i’d have to whip my apron at him from where i face planted on the bed

[cyberverse--reblogger]

Size chart for (some) Cyberverse characters!

(Note: The size and conversions into feet will be done below, typed out for convenience.)

So I was scrolling around on Seibertron's discussion threads about cyberverse (somebody was trying to bring some political figures in the conversation and I was so confused) to try and ignore my real-life responsibilities and I stumbled upon this post!

It's a (probably) official size chart for certain characters from cyberverse! I posted another version of the screenshot below. Also, here is the original video from where the size chart came from, and it is also in a playlist, including other videos about this cyberverse magazine.

Note: I suggest you click on the picture or open it in a new tab, as tumblr murdered the quality pretty badly. I also suggest you all to watch the video, because my computer is kinda crappy, and idk if taking a screenshot murdered the quality.

HEIGHT AND CONVERSION INTO IMPERIAL SYSTEM:

This is by the order from left to right, top to bottom. Please note that this isn't exact, as I'm just trying my best with eyeballing the heights, and I'm using google conversion to change this in the imperial system, and I'm also rounding the numbers to only two decimal places. Also, the poses they're doing are really weird (seriously, what are you doing, Acid Storm?), but I'm assuming that wherever their heads end is how tall whoever put this chart together wanted them to be, and they didn't have access to any official art that had everyone standing straight.

By the way, please don't chew me a new butt if I'm off by around 0.10 meters or something. I'm trying my best here, and I don't really want to break out the rulers and grid and do math to find their exact height. I'm just doing this for fun :]

AUTOBOTS/TOP ROW: Bumblebee: 4.75 meters, equivalent to 15.58 feet. Optimus Prime: 5.75 meters, equivalent to 18.86 feet. Windblade: 4.75 meters, equivalent to 15.58 feet. Grimlock: 6 meters, equivalent to 19.69 feet (nice). Hot Rod: 5.25 meters, equivalent to 17.22 feet. Wheeljack: 5.50 meters, equivalent to 18.04 feet. Blurr: 5.50 meters, equivalent to 18.04 feet. Ratchet: 5.65 meters, equivalent to 18.54 feet.

DECEPTICONS/BOTTOM ROW: Megatron: 6.25 meters, equivalent to 20.50 feet. Starscream: 5.10 meters, equivalent to 16.73 feet. Shockwave: 5.75 meters, equivalent to 18.86 feet. Thundercracker: 4.65 meters, equivalent to 15.26 feet. Shadow Striker: 5.65 meters, equivalent to 18.54 feet. Acid Storm: 4.65 meters, equivalent to 15.26 feet. Soundwave: 5.65 meters, equivalent to 18.54 feet. Slipstream: 4.65 meters, equivalent to 15.26 feet.

Below the cut is some stuff that I found interesting, like the average of heights, orders from shortest to tallest, surprises I had, and other thoughts. Take a look!

AVERAGE HEIGHTS OF AUTOBOTS: 5.39 meters, equivalent to 17.69 feet (nice).

AVERAGE HEIGHTS OF DECEPTICONS: 5.29 meters, equivalent to 17.37 feet.

AVERAGE HEIGHTS OF BOTS WITH LAND-BASED ALT-MODES (there were 11 of them in total; 7 Autobots, 4 Decepticons): 5.61 meters, equivalent to 18.40 feet.

AVERAGE HEIGHTS OF BOTS WITH AERIAL-BASED ALT-MODES (there were 5 of them in total; 1 Autobot, 4 Decepticons): 4.76 meters, equivalent to 15.62 feet.

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Height re-order; Tallest to shortest, all bots: 1. Megatron (6.25 m // 20.50 ft) 2. Grimlock (6 m // 19.69 ft) 3. Optimus Prime and Shockwave (Both 5.75 m // 18.86 ft) 4. Ratchet, Shadow Striker, and Soundwave (All 5.65 m // 18.54 ft) 5. Blurr and Wheeljack (Both 5.50 m // 18.04 ft) 6. Hot Rod (5.25 m // 17.22 ft) 7. Starscream (5.10 m // 16.73 ft) 8. Bumblebee and Windblade (Both 4.75 m // 15.58 ft) 9. Acid Storm, Slipstream, and Thundercracker (All 4.65 m // 15.26 ft)

Height re-order; Tallest to shortest, Autobots only: 1. Grimlock (6 m // 19.69 ft) 2. Optimus Prime (5.75 m // 18.54 ft) 3. Ratchet (5.65 m // 18.54 ft) 4. Blurr and Wheeljack (Both 5.50 m // 18.04 ft) 5. Hot Rod (5.25 m // 17.22 ft) 6. Bumblebee and Windblade (Both 4.75 m // 15.58 ft)

Height re-order; Tallest to shortest, Decepticons only: 1. Megatron (6.25 m // 20.50 ft) 2. Shockwave (5.75 m // 18.86 ft) 3. Shadow Striker, and Soundwave (Both 5.65 m // 18.54 ft) 4. Starscream (5.10 m // 16.73 ft) 5. Acid Storm, Slipstream, and Thundercracker (All 4.65 m // 15.26 ft)

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This whole list was pretty interesting, although I do feel like the animators weren't all that faithful to this (heck, I don't think they had this, and were just told general guidelines to follow to make each character a certain height.) Also, I'd have thought the seekers (and Windblade) would have been taller than most of the other bots that have land-based alt-modes, like Bumblebee or Hot Rod. I guess not in this continuity.

Considering that the other bots that are the same height as Shadow Striker or taller are either SUVs, tanks, large trucks, dinosaurs, etc, while Shadow Striker is just a sports car is pretty interesting.

I also like to imagine that the only reason why Starscream is taller than the other seekers listed is because he made some sort of mod (maybe something that has to do to his rockets at his heel/foot?)

It's too bad that there doesn't seem to be anything with the rest of the s1 characters (Because I swear there were more Autobots first shown in background scenes during season one, but I could be wrong), and it really is too bad that we don't have anything for the season 2, 3, and the movie specials.

Still, I hope you all found this post as interesting as I did!

#tf cyberverse #transformers cyberverse #cyberverse #tfc #It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... an original post! #<- this is going to be my new tag for any original posts I make. This is named cyberverse reblogger after all not cyberverse original posts #also if anyone could identify the language please let me know! I'm curious as to what country published these. #I don't think there's anything on these magazines in tfwiki as well #which is pretty interesting. #I forgot where but someone did an interview with mae catt and- #-I think it was said somewhere that shadow striker was as tall/taller than optimus and I think that's pretty neat because that's- #-pretty close to the actual truth. She's about 10m shorter which isn't by a lot. #ngl i'm not the biggest fan of that website i got the comparison chart off. A lot of the users sounded grumpy and i feel like i'm- #-eavesdropping on a bunch of grandpas and 50-something year-olds huddled around a table of a local coffee shop that is sort of run down. #The type of place that smells like pee near the entrance door but the inside isn't that bad if you can ignore the heavy scent of smoke. #oh boy... here we go with the tags. Clears throat: #bumblebee #optimus prime #windblade #grimlock #hot rod #wheeljack #blurr #ratchet #megatron #starscream #shockwave #thundercracker #shadow striker #acid storm