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bleue-flora · 2 months
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It’s Duck Season. :]
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“He was not going to get away that much was clear, the only question was how long the duck hunting season would last.”
Go check out @midnight-fangirl01’s new chapter, co-authored by yours truly. 🦆
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andivmg · 2 months
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My experience with Luke (Punz)
CW: toxic relationship, racism, dubious consent
I know in the past i said that i would no longer speak about him publicly, and when talking about my experiences with abuse and emotional mistreatment i begged to keep it anonymous but after reflecting on this for a week and seeing so many incredibly smart and strong women tell their stories. they have given me the strength to say his name.
this is really scary to talk about because of the copious levels of harassment i have received from his fans in the past so if this spreads or gets out of hand i will simply log off.
If you read my last post, i nicknamed him 1.
So aside from everything i said there, there were a lot of things i didn’t include because they would’ve made it obvious that it was him and it could potentially backfire on me so, i’m very afraid to post this. but i’m going to do it scared anyway, because it’s not fair that he gets to just go and live his life worry-free as if he didn’t practically ruin mine.
Because I already made a very lengthy post about him, i won’t include everything i said last time to avoid being redundant but if i repeat myself, please bear with me.
In our year long relationship i had to endure emotional neglect, gaslighting, verbal abuse, one instance where there was dubious consent, and much more.
Starting off at the beginning of our relationship, that’s when i was getting copious amounts of hate and harassment from his fan base (warranted or not), he decided that our relationship must be kept private. he said it was to “protect” me from his fanbase when in reality it was to protect himself. it was so he wouldn’t get all the backlash i was getting. this is funny because one of the things i got called out for was saying the B slur (derogatory term used against mexicans/latinos). I won’t get into the nuances of if i could say it or not as a puertorican because that’s discourse that does not pertain to this specific situation. But you know who definitely can’t say it? A white boy from Massachusetts. When i was getting cancelled for this and getting thousands of tweets calling me names, he decided that was the perfect time to say “I mean you are a b***** aren’t you? my little b*****.” Now, he said this completely unprompted. I was in the process of writing my apology and he just said that. I tell you this because i immediately shut him down and told him that there was no universe in which it was okay for him to say that word and especially not one where he could just call me that. While i was reprimanding him, he was smiling and laughing. he apparently found it amusing to call me a slur. regardless, he gave me a half-assed apology and said he wouldn’t do it again. and he didn’t. but this wasn’t the only time he was weirdly racist to me. this was my first time being in an interracial relationship so i was led to believe that this was normal by all the white people around me at the time. But, sometimes my spanish accent would come out and he would make fun of me and the way i pronounced some words. He also refused to visit me in Puerto Rico when i lived there or come meet my family when i really wanted him to because he “didn’t like the heat” or “it’s dangerous there isn’t it?”. Once, while we were watching season 2 of Bridgerton, he implied that the Sharma sisters were “too dark” for him to be attracted to them. This hurt me because they are brown skinned girls. I am a brown skinned girl. Then this, combined with the fact that he told me once he wasn’t attracted to me made me feel like my skin color was unattractive. These are only a few examples i can think of at the moment, but i’m sure there were more. Our relationship ended in 2022 so some of my memory is a bit hazy. But, I do remember feeling inferior to him throughout the relationship because he was white and I was not. I chalk that up to all the micro aggressions i had to deal with because i had never felt that way around white people before.
Another thing i had to endure was him constantly making me feel like he was embarrassed to be with me. Because i was cancelled, he didn’t want to associate with me too much. He did defend me on multiple occasions, I’ll give him that. But, he only did it because his name was getting dragged in the mud along with mine. Excusing my actions made him look better for being around me. In reality he didn’t really care. Because he was such a big content creator and someone i looked up to professionally, I took his advice as law. He told me to tone down my personality, to keep a low profile, to change things about myself to be more palatable to his audience. The same audience that spoke about me like “The pussy can’t be that good punz please stop defending her”. So i changed a lot of things about myself and my content to better suit what his audience liked. He made me feel like if his audience liked me, he would be public about our relationship and stop hiding it. He told me the reason why he wanted to keep our relationship a secret was because he didn’t want to get hate for it. But this wasn’t true. On my 20th birthday he went to Las Vegas for a twitch rivals event. That night i asked to facetime him to say goodnight and he refused because he was at a hotel room with his friends and he didn’t want them to know that we were together. It was as if my mere presence or the utterance of my name was a source of embarrassment for him. And he didn’t let me forget it. It wasn’t just a public thing at that point. He didn’t want people to know we were together, period. This was devastating to me because I would talk to all my friends about him. I was so proud to be with him and I was just one more problem to him. He made me feel so small and insignificant just because his fans didn’t like me.
He would berate me a lot. Not just due to getting heat online, although he did do that a lot. But in general whenever we would get into an argument or a disagreement he would always call me names like annoying or weird or stupid. He would raise his voice at me if i did something he didn’t like and call me an idiot. And that really hurt, i felt like i couldn’t bring up anything or do anything without getting insulted. If I hadn’t seen him in a few days because he was too busy streaming and i asked to hang out he would call me needy, clingy, and annoying. Granted, he might not have been wrong, but that is not something you say to someone you claim to love. He also insulted me when i was in depressive episodes. I have BPD and at the time i was not being treated properly for it. So, I was all over the place emotionally and he was what i clung to for validation, reassurance, and love. I talked to him when we first started dating about my disorder and told him that if it seemed like something he couldn’t handle that he could opt out of the relationship. I guess he didn’t think it was that bad or something idk because whenever i had really bad depressive episodes, he would tell me I was too sad to hang out with. He said that my sadness was a burden to him. Which would be fair. But, once my mother had a conversation with him about me. She told him that i am someone who needs a lot of love and caring. She said that if he wasn’t willing to put in that kind of effort into a relationship to just leave me alone. He reassured her that he would be there for me no matter what. He told my mother that he would protect me and my heart. He did not. He took all the warnings I gave him and ignored them and then made me feel like I was the problem. And even worse, he would say that i was pretending to be sad to get his attention when he would neglect for days at a time.
There were also some smaller things like the fact that he made me feel really guilty whenever he would spend money on me. Also, he would be really mean about my eating habits. For context, i used to suffer from an eating disorder. I was anorexic and had a really unhealthy relationship with food during high school and my first year of uni. This relationship began when i was recovering from my ED. For me, eating was really hard. So i had certain comfort foods that, while sometimes unhealthy, at least it was something to eat when i didn’t feel like eating anything. He knew this. Yet, whenever i would crave some of these foods he would call me fat. Constantly told me I’d gain weight from eating all that junk food. Saying that to someone with an eating disorder is crazy. Other smaller things were that whenever I would post tiktoks where i was lip syncing or just looking good he would yell at me and say i was looking for attention. Same with Instagram or Twitter whenever i would post photos where I looked hot. He never planned out a single date for us. I would beg him to get me flowers and he did maybe once but i’ll get into that in a bit. He would make fun of me in front of his friends to make himself look better. He let his friends say really degrading things about me in his presence. For example, once when i was showering, i overheard him on a discord call with George and Sapnap and i heard George say “if you don’t go in the shower and have sex with Andi, i will”. Once, when i was really struggling with my legs (for those of you who don’t know, i have arthritis and it’s very painful. at the time i wasn’t diagnosed but i was in a lot of pain) I literally could not walk. I had to beg him to take me to the ER because i didn’t know what was wrong with me. He didn’t want to take me but eventually i convinced him, and while we were there all he did was complain about how long it was taking and that he would have rather been at home streaming. Whenever I would talk about my interests that i was excited about like shows or books he would be incredibly uninterested and say that those things were stupid and he didn’t want to hear about them. I know all of these seem very silly or superficial but cumulatively it was awful.
Now for arguably the most serious thing i’m going to talk about. I want to preface this by saying i am just telling my side of what happened. You can come to your own conclusions about this.
On April 25, 2022 it was our one year anniversary, and i had made a dinner reservation for us. I expected him to plan something throughout the day for us to do. He told me he was going to spend the whole day playing Valorant so I got upset and cancelled the reservation. After a very heated argument, we calmed down and i asked him to come over. He came over about an hour later with flowers and drinks (I was 20 at the time so I couldn’t buy the drinks myself). He brought Smirnoffs and Trulys. For context, I am a lightweight. I always have been. I literally get tipsy on half a cocktail. And that day, I hadn’t eaten anything because i was in distress over our argument. So we get to talking and drinking. I blacked out after my second Smirnoff. Apparently I drank 3 but I genuinely cannot remember anything after finishing the second one. The next morning i woke up naked in my bed. I woke him up and asked him “Luke, why am I naked?” and he said “Because you didn’t want to put your clothes back on.” When I clarified to him that that was not what I meant, he got defensive and said that he didn’t realize how drunk I was. He proceeded to tell me that I initiated sex with him and that i was very enthusiastic about it. He said he didn’t know i could black out on three smirnoffs. He made fun of me for being a lightweight and continued to make light of the situation. Then he mentioned that i fell off the bed at some point in the night and that it was funny how drunk I was. I then questioned him. Because if he thought that me tripping and falling off the bed because i was so drunk was funny, how did he not know that i was too drunk? He responded by saying that i fell off the bed only after we were done. That day I broke up with him. I’m still really confused about what happened that night. I don’t remember anything and all I have to go on is what he said to me. We were in a relationship at the time and he says he didn’t know how drunk I was so I’m not sure what to call what happened. A while after that day, his friend that hmu while we were broken up and I started talking again and i confided in him about that night. He told me to be careful saying things like that because they could get me into trouble. I spoke to some of our other friends about it and they told me it was no big deal and that it wasn’t his fault that he didn’t know how drunk I really was. Because I don’t remember, I have been led to believe that this is not a serious matter. You can think what you want, come to whatever conclusions you want. That is just my side of the story.
I want to add that I’m not proud of how I acted after the relationship ended. I felt really angry at all the shit he put me through and I guess a part of me wanted him to hurt even a quarter of how I did. So I started talking to his friend and got involved with him. This backfired on me because his friend ended up really hurting me too so ig i got my karma. But the thing that hurt the most is that because of what I did, some of our friends took his side in the break up. I was told that I did something terrible by getting involved with his friend that he was already insecure about and that he didn’t deserve that. These are the same friends who were witness to the dumpster fire of a relationship we had and all the things he did to me. They turned their backs on me because of this one thing I did. But stood by and watched as he treated me like garbage for over a year.
I will conclude this by saying that while this relationship has been “over and done with” for almost two years now, I carry a lot of trauma from it still. I still talk about him in therapy and have had to put in a lot of work to heal from what he did and i still cannot say that i am okay. I am very blessed to now have a patient and understanding partner who has helped me heal from that trauma and i just want to quickly thank him for that. Nobody deserves to go through what I did. While yes, it was a toxic relationship, and I had a part in that, it does not excuse all the awful things he said and did to me. This is my truth, thank you for taking the time to read it.
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beeindaclouds · 2 years
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Hi Mama! Can I request DSMP as Disney love story? For example: each character is a different story based on a Disney movie.
(Sorry if this kinda messed up, English is not my first language)
-🥀 anon
Hallo! I just wanted to say, it was so friking hard to choose a love story for all of them because most of the stories didn't really fit the DSMP and I didn't like the idea of writing them, SO, I made it off of any Disney couple from animated, non animated, dcoms, ect.
Hope you enjoy <3
DSMP as Disney couples
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*A.N: keep in mind that the gender of the Disney couple doesn't affect the Readers or DSMPs gender
Includes: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, C!Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude
Click here before requesting, please ^^
Reader: GN - They/Them
Dream: Tangled
I can see Dream being Eugene-
Like him being a good thief, trying to use the smoulder on you, helping you escape from the tower and having to deal with your mood swings, taking you to see the lights and then, while you fall first, he is the one who falls harder for you kdndkd- It's too cute T^T
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Georgenotfound: The Sleeping Beauty
Did I choose this because George is the one who "sleeps most of them time"? Yes, but, hear me out-
In this version George is Aurora, living with the fairies (Dream, Sapnap and Bad), naturally befriending all the animals and then he meets you in the forest
You two instantly click but, unlike the Disney version, you two secretly meet up for a few years before the inevitable birthday comes and George falls into a deep slumber after getting pricked
The fairies fly to you, asking for your help, knowing that you were the only one who could help George and wake him up from his deep slumber. So you made your way to the castle and faught whatever came your way, just so you could share a kiss with the boy you had fallen for...waking him up from the curse
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Sapnap: Frozen
Sapnap reminds me so much of Kristof and I can't see anyone else.
Him being kind enough to help you get to your sibling, meeting a talking snowman along the way (who for some reason I think it would be either Karl or Foolish) and going on an adventure with them. Sapnap tried his best to save you after you got hit with ice, he was sad to have to let you go to someone else... especially after he had started having feelings for you, but in the end he got you back and you both decided to take things slowly, even if you were head over heels for eachother
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Badboyhalo: Geek Charming
If y'all have never seen it, I highly recommend it!
In this story, you're the usual "popular" kid, while Bad is the "geek" who is trying to win a film festival, so he decided to make a movie about "Popularity". But upon working with you, he realizes that you're not really the stereotypical popular person, you're just like everyone else. You're secretly smart, a bit of a geek yourself and just a fun person to hang around; you gave in to this whole popularity thing just so you could win a competition and feel closer to your mother, who had passed away.
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Quackity: Coco
Ok, let me explain, cause I'm not only going off of the whole "Oh, he's mexican"
I see Quackity as being someone who gets really into his work and would do anything for it, but one day he realised that he wasn't happy if he was without his family. But when he was trying to come back to you, and your child, he was betrayed by one of his close colleagues. You two meet later on again, in the after life during the day of the death, your grandson helping Quackity explain what had actually happen and finally giving him the recognition he deserved.
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Karl Jacobs: Enchanted
To me this is just, perfect!
Karl coming from a fairy tale universe and you saving him from "entering the fake castle". You two having to live togheter. Teaching eachother and learning the ways of love, what you should expect from it and how you should act on it; only for you two to fall for eachother and leaving your others partners togheter
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Wilbur Soot: Starstruck
For some reason every time I think of Wilbur I think of enemies to lovers-
So, unlike the movie, Wilbur isn't as much of a douche as the protagonist but he is pretty confident in his skills and his career. You two do meet and don't immediately hit it off, but with the challenges of having to hide from paparazzi and his fanbase, you two are basically obligated to spend time togheter; which leads you into some interesting situations and some questionable sparks
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Technoblade: Beauty and the Beast
This was predictable wasn't it? But it just first so well!
The big scary Blood God, who hid himself far away in a castle to never be seen by anyone and you, a simple commoner who teaches him to love himself no matter what others say or how he looks.
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Nihachu: Little Mermaid
This could go both ways.
You could easily be the mermaid that falls in love with the princess at sea, Niki, with her beautiful smile and radiating confidence. Or you could be the royalty that the mermaid Niki falls in love over, to the point where she would give up anything just to be with you.
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Eret: Cinderella
I honestly feel like I had to with this one
The beautiful Eret, who is kind and caring to every people, creature and plant but still hated by some, specifically her step mom and sisters. You, the royalty of the town, knew that you couldn't let her go as soon as you got to know her. So you scavanged the whole town, in hopes of meeting the one who fit the shoe
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Punz: Princess Diary 2
Specifically the second one, because...
You two are put at "rivalry" for who's gonna rule over Genovia. Punz taking every opportunity to make fun of you, joking about how you could never rule a country. But the more he looks at you, the more he realizes how devoted you are to the country and especially it's people, making him fall for the soon to be royalty
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Foolish: Hercules
This is another obvious one
The all muscle and heroic Foolish, son of Zeus, who could get every person to fall of him. You knew you should have stayed away, especially since you worked for Hades, but under all that cockiness and "hero" image he was just as kind and charming as people make him out to be. But, you would never say that you're in love, right?
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Awesamdude: Descendants
Honestly I can just see Sam being the son of Belle and the Beast, the soon to be king
And you, the child of Malificent, sent to Auradon just to steal the wand and free the villains from the isle...only to fall for the prince, who showed you that you were capable of love and that weren't your parents.
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box-architecture · 11 days
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Plantrio group chat.
ok I'm going to be really abnormal for a hot minute here but its not my fault I was reminded that Mystic Messenger exists so, fun silly AU under the cut.
Ok so I'm giggling over the concept of a DSMP AU Mystic Messenger style. You're a recent minecraft player who has come to the DSMP, (or maybe you can select a character like Technoblade, shhh this is a crack concept) and you're in a chat group with the other characters involved in The Plan, like Punz and Ranboo (full memories) as someone who is on Dream's Side and is working for Dream
Listen To Me. Listen. Dating Sim the hell out of Dream. It would be so stupid. Listen to me.
you have to respond to text messages at various hours of the day over the course of 14 days, making choices that will decide how the story will go, and how your relationship with Dream will develop. You can encourage or discourage events of exile, the building of the prison, you can side with Dream in arguments in the group chat over the best way to handle certain actions or choose to push against him in others.
You can literally have conversations with Dream at 2 in the morning because Dream doesn't sleep and both talk quietly about how things have changed since the start of the server, listen to him reminisce about Sapnap and George even as he insists it was for the best that they don't talk anymore.
You could also potentially build negative or positive relationships with Punz and Ranboo, which will affect how they respond to you and later decisions in the story. Like if you're going for an ending where Dream doesn't put himself in prison, you have to have high affinity with both characters so they'll side with you against this idea
And you also get private conversations with them as well to foster this. listen 14 days is a lot of time I'm sure plenty can be squeezed in
but in the five seconds since thinking about this silly idea, there's a list of characters you can be
Like, if you choose to be a Random MC, you'd get a sort of pre- selected backstory and could make it up as you go along with how you got into this Plan situation with the trio
But I think it would be really, really fun if you could choose to be Technoblade
Like for whatever reason Techno accidentally gets access to The Plan Group Chat, and after a days worth of conversations, he's allowed to stay in the chat
and he gets Significantly different conversations than from Random MC
but also you can be Hannah, who comes to the DSMP a lot earlier than in canon, or Tina, and they also get different conversations, because they're different characters
and the same bare bones of the route happen, but its still Them and the texting is Them
And that might be too ambitious for an actual game but listen this is likely something that's not going to be actually made so instead Listen. Listen To The Benefits of Silly
But also please consider that you could get The Worst Endings Possible through actively encouraging Dream's self sacrificing behavior, reassuring him that he's making the right decisions all the time, ignoring when other characters bring up concerns
Consider the difference between Supporting Dream and Encouraging Dream. I'm shaking you
Consider having late night convos with Punz as he privately expresses worry for Dream, as he admits that sometimes he wonders if there's any point in The Plan or in even caring about the people of the smp. Consider Ranboo opening up about how fucked up it is to only remember who he is half the time, and the personal guilt he feels about deceiving Tubbo, but how despite his guilt he's still choosing to do this
I know I've mentioned this was for the express purpose of kissing Dream and that its a dating sim but my primary goal is no longer about Dream getting kissed its about giving him friendship
however he probably should still get kissed
but MOST IMPORTANTLY
ITS ABOUT THE WHOLE IDEA THAT IF DREAM HAD LITERALLY JUST. ANY SOLID SUPPORT. THE PRISON AND SO MUCH BULLSHIT WOULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED
Ranboo isn't himself half the time and Punz believes murder is always the solution they dont count
Pacifist Route. Toxic Route. Befriend people make enemies interact with characters. listen to me.
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zeta-in-de-walls · 1 year
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Hey guys, I’m afraid I’m going to continue critiquing the DSMP finale. 
So, with the first two streams I don’t think there were any major issues. I dislike the Dream and Punz friendship personally as staged disc finale was my least favourite plot twist so seeing that actually cropping up in canon isn’t fun. Another arc where Tommy and Tubbo decide to go and kill Dream is a little dull too but theyre good at making it feel fresh enough. 
It’s with the third stream that issues really start making themselves known. Dream and Punz’s plan is not all that good or interesting, certainly not when none of these are going to be explored at all given that it’s the penultimate stream. Like, what does people’s limbos being determined on how they die mean? What did it matter? It doesn’t even fit with past canon! And why did the revive book allow Dream to mind control Ranboo? What even...? 
More importantly though, Tommy is forced to give up all his possessions in his enderchest. Then he has to sacrifice his discs. I am incensed by this plot point. It’s once again reminding us that Tommy’s made to lose everything again and again thanks to Dream and these sacrifices are portrayed as a positive thing? Loving things isn’t a problem and he shouldn’t have to learn again and again to give up all he has without being seen as selfish. Its not fun seeing this character beaten down again and again. I was hoping that the finale would subvert this idea once more and remind us that it was cruel and wrong and that Tommy deserves to be happy and live. 
Going into the final stream, I again hated that Tommy’s plan involved killing himself. Tommy’s character has low self-worth and has had suicidal thoughts so this is not a good plot! He should learn he has worth, not the opposite. He shouldn’t need to die for his friends and he certainly shouldn’t apologise for existing. His story was all about how it’s okay to be yourself. It was always thrilling to see him standing up and moving forward unafraid to stand for what he believes him no matter how much he was crushed. 
Sadly the finale exceeded my expectations for how bad it could be. 
All those ideas I mentioned? Discarded. Tommy plans to die... and does die. Tubbo dies as well, so the sacrifice meant nothing in the end. Everything was lost. All the memories and stuff that made the Dream SMP the special place that it was, gone in an instant. None of it mattered in the end. No one stepped in this time to save anyone. 
And yet, that’s not the worst thing. Because this stream doesn’t really focus on Tommy. It’s Dream’s story. Tommy in the prison realises that Dream is just a person in the end, who had reasons for what he was doing. His reasons were his friends except Tommy joining the server got in the way of that. According to Dream’s narrative, Tommy provoked him into becoming what he was and Dream has always secretly longed for those simpler times. 
Tommy finds understanding when he sees a memory of Dream before Tommy had joined being happy. And this causes Dream to have doubt and he makes it clear that he wants those times back, that he might give up on all his evil plans just like that. Tommy apologises to Dream for hurting him that first day and that’s apparently a sign of Tommy’s growth in finally learning to see the other perspective.
This plot is rancid. Dream makes no attempt to understand Tommy, not even a little. Despite Tommy repeatedly pointing out how much it all hurt and how much he’d suffered, Dream doesn’t show the slightest sympathy. Yet the narrative paints Tommy trying to understand him as this special thing? Like it was the solution all along. Dream can abuse people and cause immense suffering but its up to his victims to try and understand him? Why is the story telling us Tommy, an incredibly thoughtful character anyway, needed to learn understanding? Why is it hinting that Tommy and Dream were not so different and their stories mirrored each other, both secretly desiring the same things? 
Dreams motives are so flimsy and it makes so little sense that he’d question his plan now. Yet he asks whether its too late and you can see Tommy’s regret for the nuke plan. His whole sacrifice thing, is everyone’s doom. How cruel. Dream can ruin everyone’s happiness but the question we should be asking is ‘what about Dream’s happiness?’ apparently. 
And finally, we end u with the characters on a new world with amnesia. Though they’ve forgotten everything, we still see Tommy and Dream becoming friends and this is some sort of triumph, implying with what came before that yes Dream and Tommy could’ve been friends had Tommy not ruined Dream’s world by causing trouble on that first day. 
Annoyingly, so many of these points don’t even make much sense. Tommy has tried to understand Dream before. He visited in the prison for instance. Tommy wanting to kill Dream is framed as a bad thing, like it was wrong to have this fixation but this fails to recall how dangerous Dream is to Tommy and how he’s promised to kill him repeatedly in the past. Tommy had been living alone drinking invisibility potions in fear! 
Each element taken on their own is a problem, but the whole is so much worse than the sum of its parts. The bigger picture is that Tommy dies learning that his abuser was a person with feelings too that he screwed up and he ought to have been more understanding but his plan got himself and everyone he cared about killed. He is the monster that killed the server and everyone he loved.
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Punz and reader dating but the reader is Dream’s sister. At twitch-con punz and reader go back to his room and starts making out and Dream walks in
tbh i think punz probably likes the thrill of getting caught but um.. anyway
cw: descriptive make out/ suggestive scene, dreams real name, punz’s real name, getting caught, pet names, reader is referred ‘girlfriend’ and ‘sister’
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Today was the first full day of twitch-con. You had a lot of fun, seeing your brother and your boyfriend finally getting to meet their fans. It was heartwarming to you but all the social interaction quickly made you tired.
“Do you want to go back to the room?” Your boyfriend, Luke, asked while holding your hand in a creator only section of the convention center.
When you nodded Luke immediately started moving through the crowd of people to your hotel. You knew you should’ve wished your brother goodbye but you were sure you’d see him at dinner later. It was still fairly early, you assumed Luke probably just needed to rest for a bit.
You got back to the hotel room and fell backwards onto the bed. Luke kicked his shoes off before laying down next to you. You rolled over on your side to face him, giving a quick kiss to his cheek. Luke looked at you, moving to kiss you properly.
“Are you tired? We can nap for a little bit.” You readjusted to hold your head up on your hand.
“Mm.. I was,” He paused to look at your lips before meeting your eyes again. “But now that I have my girlfriend alone..”
Your boyfriend nudged you to lay flat on your back, moving to sit up while attaching his lips to your neck. A surprised noise left your lips which seemed to only egg him on more. He grabbed your jaw to connect your mouths together; He moved to put his body over yours. Your face flushed red at his actions and you were sure his face did too.
“Finally get to kiss my darling.” He said between kissing you, hands starting to trail up your sides.
You moved your hands under his shirt to lift it over his head. His shirt was now discarded somewhere on the floor for you to find later but now all that mattered was the boy on top of you.
Punz made his way to lift your shirt up just enough to expose your chest. He trailed his way down to leave kisses on your collarbone.
You were so focused on the moment at hand you barely noticed the door open, only being fully alerted when you heard someone clear their throat.
Luke’s head shot up to see Clay standing at the door, awkwardly staring at his feet. You turned over to hide yourself from your brother, Luke moving to sit infront of you.
“Um.. Sorry..” Clay croaked out. You couldn’t see either of them but you were sure both boys were bright red.
Luke moved to grab his shirt, hastily pulling it back on. He cleared his throat, “What’s up?”
“I just came to make sure my sister was okay, you guys left with no warning.. But it seems like you guys are fine.” The hint of disgust in Clay’s voice was just enough to make you even more embarrassed.
“Yeah sorry about that.”
Clay sighed before stepping back out. “I’ll just leave you too alone then.” He finished before you heard the door click shut.
You and Luke both huffed, moving to look at each other. Your boyfriends face was a deep color of maroon and his shirt was barely put on correctly. You were sure you didn’t look much better, hands hugged to your chest.
“That was possibly the worst case scenario..” You laughed awkwardly, reaching towards your boyfriends hand as a source of comfort.
Luke chuckled, a smirk appearing on his face. “Cock-blocked by your brother.”
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bubble-popping · 3 months
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I Forgot About Punz :( sorry punz
some more questions :) - when does punz realize that something is going on? is it like, right after dream breaks out and they don't meet up, or a little later? - how canon divergent is this au? like techno's personality is different, but does ranboo die in the prison escape? (wait no techno isn't as close to ranboo in this au?) - does techno make dream wear/do anything? or does he just kinda keep dream in the trophy room always - how exactly does techno teach dream to "listen to everything he says"?
sorry for asking so many questions...i've just been thinking about this au constantly
Pls don't be sorry! I'm having fun answering :D it's still kind of a wild concept to me that other ppl like my silly thoughts but I'm more than happy to indulge :))
And don't worry, c!Techno forgot about c!Punz at first too :)
Punz would realize something is up pretty much instantly. He and Dream agreed to meet right after the prison break in that snowy area, so when Dream doesn't show up, they're concerned. Then, he doesn't show up the next day, or the day after that, or the day after that, and then Punz is REALLY concerned. He saw Dream at the break-out and that is not a man who's equipped to handle himself in the Arctic wilderness alone for several days. They only waited so long because, well, they really didn't know what else to do. Dream specifically told him to meet there at that time, and following Dream's direction is what they do best. He'd have to keep up the appearance of looking for Dream anyway so as to not rouse suspicion. They'd pay Techno a visit, after Sam and Quackity had already been there, so Dream obviously isn't there but they can smell that something's off. (pushing the wolf hybrid!Punz agenda) Techno gives nothing away, but Punz knows Dream, and they know his scent (especially when it's all over the cabin and all over Techno and it's driving them crazy), and they know he wouldn't not follow through with a plan unless something uncontrollable got in the way. So, they do what a mercenary does best and starts tracking Techno.
The au itself isn't too divergent when it comes to major events, so all the canon stuff happens up until the obvious point after prison break. Ranboo would still die, but Techno wouldn't be as broken up about it. One less Syndicate member is unfortunate, though.
Dream is very rarely let outside. (only a few times has Dream's begging swayed him and he was allowed to roam the forest outside, with the caveat of staying on a 'leash' Techno made from enchanted rope to ensure he stays close) Techno much prefers to keep him in the trophy room, well-groomed and quiet. Something pretty to look at. The scars from all the torture aren't his favorite (least of all the hideous smile carved into his back), but he also thinks they're beautiful in their own way. If he had to say, his favorite would be when Dream wears nothing at all ;)
Techno found that Dream was alarmingly easy to control with some minor indulgence. He's positively starved for affection and comfort, not to mention in this au Dream did always have a crush on Techno which really showed during their shared time in the prison. He listens to everything Techno says for two main reasons: the prison had already done much of the hard work of removing any of Dream's autonomy or ability to think for himself and as long as Techno is able to spin the story that this is for Dream's safety, he's happy :)
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months
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(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)
Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!
Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??
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Punz: Where are you going?
Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.
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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.
Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Eret: Go to Hell.
Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.
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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)
Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Techno: Oh, you've been?
Phil: Once. In Monopoly.
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Eret: God, give me patience.
Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Skeppy: Absolutely not.
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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?
Foolish: No, she does not.
Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.
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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.
Quackity:
Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...
Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)
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Wilbur: Am I going too far?
Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Tommy: BLOCKED.
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Wilbur: You're right.
Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!
Tommy: Too late!!!
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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Dream: Someone will die.
Sapnap: Of fun!
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Niki: How many kids do you have?
Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.
Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.
Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.
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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?
Purpled: I only take cash or credit.
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Wilbur: So that's my plan.
Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Kristin: It f*cking sucks.
Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.
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Niki: I prevented a murder today.
Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?
Niki: self control.
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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Techno: We need a distraction.
Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.
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Ranboo: What time is it?
Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.
Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)
Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!
Ranboo:
Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.
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Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?
Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)
Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.
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Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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wishitweresummer · 1 year
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Just Foolish holding Punz down for Sapnap and Sap just going to town on every tickle spot he can reach. Punz after a little while will "threaten" that he will start crying which makes Sapnap pull back in fear he's upset him but Foolish just goes "Oh ignore him! He says that all the time to pull at your heartstrings. He doesn't mean it, have your fun man, I'll let you know when he's really done. I personally think you should break him for being all smug today, make his brain stop working!"
(I have so many of these I am working on but the intensity of this one struck a cord in me and I need to get it out ahhhh - Sleepy thank you so much for the ask ❤️)
Sapnap and Punz!! What a pair!!!(of idiots)
Let’s do body stats.
Sapnap - 5’8”
Punz - 6’0”
When it comes to a fight Sapnap is not getting the upperhand, no way no way. He sure does try though. Little fireball.
I imagine this happens regularly. Sapnap getting hotheaded about a game…Punz making it worse by teasing him…Sapnap stepping to him like an idiot…Sapnap getting tickled silly.
But, Foolish is hanging out with them tonight.
After seeing Punz be a total dick all night there was no way he was going to sit by idly and watch him wreck Sapnap.
Foolish sat cross-legged on the ground with his back against the couch. Punz half in his lap with his arms crossed behind his back and pinned in place, his head back against Foolish’s stomach. Sapnap on top of Punz.
Sapnap gets mean.
He calls Punz weak and small. He mimics his laugh. He tells him how bad he is at Valorant. (Yeah, he went there.)
Punz is pissed. But, it’s truly amazing to watch his mad giant self crumble under Sapnap’s tickly fingers. He squirms back into Foolish and wails with laughter as Sapnap squeezes at his sides.
“Fuck off!!!!”, he yells. His feet scrape against the ground and he twists in Foolish’s strong arms. Helpless.
His anger dissolves info desperation quickly.
Let’s say this is Sapnap’s first time getting him pinned.
He is grabbing his thighs. Knuckling at his ribs. Poking rapid-fire everywhereeee. The one spot that has Punz losing his mind the most is his sides. To Punz’s horror, it’s producing squeaks out of him. His body convulses.
“This a bad spot Punz-baby?”
“You’re going to make me cry…”, Punz averts his gaze shamefully. To Sapnap it looks too real. His fingers slow to a stop.
Foolish laughs and shakes his head.
"Oh, ignore him! He says that all the time to pull at your heartstrings. He doesn't mean it, have your fun man, I'II let you know when he's really done. I personally think you should break him for being all smug today, make his brain stop working!".
Now, Punz is really flustered. He sputters in protest, words escaping him.
Aaand that was the green light Sapnap needed. His hands slip under Punz shirt and he attacks his bare sides with mean squeezes.
“Pfft-NAAAHAHAHAHA!!!”, Punz is done for.
He’s thrown into hysterics and writhes helplessly. Sapnap gets to explore each and every spot on Punz. He makes a mental list of the ones that get the biggest reactions so that he can stand a chance the next time they fight.
“Foolish, man you’re so awesome.”.
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starknightgirl · 1 year
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MCC28 Teal Turkeys Skins!
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I think this has got to be one of the fastest turn around times I’ve had for team skins. Probably helps that I kept things relatively similar this time.
If this is the first post you’re seeing of mine, hi! I have made a lot of CaptainSparklez’ team’s skins, ever since MCC14 (links: MCC15, MCC16, MCC17, MCC18, MCC19, MCC21, MCC22, MCC23, MCC24, MCC25). On occasion I’ve also made skins for other teams, such as the Red Rabbits of MCC Rising. Feel free to share this, just tag this post so that it links back to me. Thank you! Ok, more below the cut.
I’m using my reddit username as the signature, don’t worry I’m not stealing from anyone. 
I’ll admit I did take a lot of inspiration from my MCC19 skins. Look, team sweaters are fun and I still like the way I made the sweaters work last time. That being said, there are some distinct differences from MCC19. For one thing, these are the Teal Turkeys so of course there are turkeys on the back this time.
The turkey mascot is so cute. A bit of a pain to visually differentiate from the sweater but I think I did a good job. And it certainly didn’t give me as much trouble as yetis did. Or even really the llamas from last time.
The pattern on the sweaters is supposed to be icicles and winter berries, but I’ll admit the icicles sort of look like the fur from MCC19. Whoops. I swear I wasn’t ripping myself off that much.  They’re a little abstract anyways. I did use a new texturing technique that I like quite a lot. It’s subtle but I think it looks nice. 
Oh and fun fact, this is one of the rare times when I’ve made skins for all three of CaptainSparklez’s teammates: Punz in MCC15, Solidarity in MCC25, and Sneegsnag in MCC18 and MCC23. Anyways, onto the individual breakdowns.
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Starting with Solidarity. Again I rather struggled to find something unique to make his skin stand out, but I ended up giving him a scarf (again, a reference to his current Empires SMP skin). I also gave him an open sweater, which references his regular skin.
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Next up, Punz. I went back and forth about the ripped pants since in real life that would be a terrible to wear in the winter-time. But in the end I decided it was visually a part of the look so much that it had to stay. I also gave him the stripes from his hoodie on the pants. Oh and I gave him a teal version of his necklace as well.
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I didn’t end up doing too much for Sneegsnag’s skin. Like Solidarity he has a scarf. He’s also wearing gloves. Originally I wanted to make his gloves two-toned to evoke his regular skin. But it was too noisy visually so I ended up scrapping that.
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And finally, CaptainSparklez. Like in MCC19, I gave him an extended open sweater. This time it is a bit shorter, though. I also gave him the stripes from his original pants. It’s really satisfying for me to compare this CaptainSparklez to the MCC19 CaptainSparklez I made. I think I’m a lot better now at color choice if nothing else.
Here’s all the skins in case you want them yourself.
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clumsyprincesstofu · 1 year
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Sapnap x reader frat party au
NOTE--- I've decided to start posting my fics here! Be gentle with mee^.^ If you want to see any specific fics, pairings, imagines, etc, please send me an ask!
Summary--- You meet Dream and Sapnap working at a bookstore and Dream decides to invite you to the frat party happening tonight!
Trigger Warnings---Uncomfortable situation at party, men not taking no for an answer
Pronouns---She/her
You sighed, putting your forehead down on the front desk of the bookstore you worked at. Working at a college bookstore meant every spring break was two weeks of mind-numbing torture. The only people that stayed on campus were people like you, working their way through college, or the athletes that had extra training while everyone else was gone. There wouldn’t be a trip to Miami Beach for your spring break, just more shifts to pick up. Drawing your knees up to your chest and opening your latest read, a sappy romance novel your friend Tina had recommended, you settled in for the boring shift.
The bell to the front door dinged as it opened, letting a draft in from the cool early spring breeze. “Hello, welcome in!” You called cheerily, marking your spot in the book, looking up as the two vaguely familiar men walked in. One wore a purple hoodie with some tears in the shoulders, and his black hat matched his black athletic shorts. The taller one wore a green hoodie and old faded jeans, his hair falling in his eyes. Purple hoodie gave a shy grin, while the taller boy nodded his head, still in quiet conversation. You went back to your book, letting them browse the store and talk amongst themselves.
Absorbed in your book, you weren’t sure how much time had passed before you heard someone clear their throat in front of you. Looking up, green-hoodie-tall-boy was staring at you with a smirk on his face like he found you funny. Raising your eyebrow you regarded him, “Hey, do you need something?” He leaned against the counter, looking at your book and then at you. “Just wondering why I haven’t seen you around campus. You go here right?” You smiled shyly back at him, “Yeah but I’m kind of a loner. I mostly just go to my classes and go home to study unless I’m here at work!” Out of the corner of your eye, you see purple hoodie boy walk out from a section, see green hoodie boy talking to you, and quickly dart back into the same section. “Is your friend okay? Do you guys need help finding something?” You ask, putting your feet on the floor and standing up. “No, he’s just shy around new people. I think you two would get along really well actually, he likes books too. Our friend Punz is having a party tonight at his frat, all of our friends are going. You should come!” You look down, clearing your throat before pushing your hair behind your ears. “Honestly parties aren’t really my thing, I don’t do well with meeting new people…” you sad quietly.
Purple hoodie boy walked up to the counter at that moment carrying two books. You blushed deeply at the thought of him hearing what you had just said. He was cute, and the two westerns he was holding made him seem even more attractive. You’d always had a thing for readers, no matter what genre. Green hoodie boy elbowed purple hoodie sharply, before looking back at you. “But you won’t be meeting all new people, you already know us! I’m Dream, this is Sap-“ purple hoodie boy jabbed an elbow into green hoodie-or Dream’s ribs, causing him to stop and suck in a breath sharply, “Nick,” purple hoodie finished for Dream, meeting your eyes, “My name’s Nick. Did Dream invite you to Punz’s party? You should come, it’d be fun.” Nick seemed earnest, his kind eyes searching yours. You heavy sighed, before responding. “Okay but I’m bringing a friend with me.” Nick grinned at you, pleased, “I’ll look for you and your friend there then. Be there seven tonight at Kappa Sigma.”
You walked in with Tina and Niki. As soon as you had asked them they agreed, telling you they’d never let you go to a frat party by yourself. They hyped you up as you got dressed, and talked you up when they heard about Nick. You had worn your black overall dress with fishnet tights borrowed from Niki and a purple lacey lingerie top to go under the dress. Your knee high black boots finished the look perfectly. Tina grabbed your hand and you grabbed Niki’s as Tina led the group to the kitchen. Tina was close with Punz and Punz’s friend Foolish, and had been here many times. She handed you and Niki cups of punch. “Go slow on this and drink water in between, this is really strong and has all kinds of stuff in it.” She laughed at your face as you took a sip, the alcohol burning all the way down but pleasant as it warmed you. You hadn’t planned on how cold it would be.
An hour passed and still you hadn’t seen Nick or Dream, much to your disappointment. A few guys had talked to you, and you would congregate regularly in the kitchen to check in with Tina and Niki. You were bored, tired of the same conversations, drunk, and debating leaving. “Hey, has anyone told you how hot you look tonight?” A low voice spoke from behind you. Rolling your eyes, you put a small smile on your face before turning around. “About thirty times.” The guy behind you was leaning against the doorway you were about to head through, blocking the way out. He stepped closer to you, crowding into your space. “Well does it sound better coming from me?” His breath reeked of alcohol, and he was way too close. “Nah it sounds the exact same. I gotta go find my friends, excuse me.” You tried to move around the guy, but he wasn’t letting you around him. You got more uncomfortable, raising your voice more as you said “I need you to let me through, I’m not interested.” His face changed, anger passing as if he couldn’t believe you weren’t interested in him. “No need to be a bitch, I’m just complimenting you.” He leaned down, crowding you more, making you back up into the island. You put your hand on his chest to push him off, but he was much too big and you were way too drunk. You vaguely recognized your voice telling him to stop sharply as you kept trying to push him, the feeling of his lips on your neck nauseating. All of a sudden he was gone with a yell, ripped off you.
“I’m pretty sure I heard her say no and stop multiple times Brian, get the fuck off of her.” You heard yelled before hearing a yelp and a thud. Your eyes were still squeezed closed, nauseous at the guys actions. “As a matter of fact why don’t you get the fuck out of my party asshole.” A different voice said. A hand on your shoulder made you open your eyes. Nick was standing there in front of you, his concerned eyes meeting yours before looking you up and down. “You okay? That guys a massive dick I’m really sorry.” Nick said gently, taking the red cup out of your hand and replacing it with his cup of water. “Drink this, that’s like your fourth cup of the punch isn’t it? That stuff is way too strong.” You took a sip gratefully, before grabbing his hand and pulling him towards the back door with you.
Sapnap’s POV
He followed behind her, shocked that she even wanted him there. He hated Brian, he always pulled shit like this at frat parties. Sapnap kept asking Punz to ban him, but he couldn’t considering Brian lived in the frat. Her hand in his felt amazing, and Sapnap couldn’t help but stare at her back as he was led onto the porch. He watched as she took a couple deep breaths, eyes closed, before meeting his gaze and noticing him staring. Her cheeks blushed deep, and she shot her gaze down to the porch steps as she lifted herself up to sit on the wide porch railing.
“I’m sorry, I just needed a breather. This isn’t really my scene.” She wrapped her arms around herself, pulling her knees up to her chest as Sapnap stood in front of her, noticing how she rubbed her arm in the cold spring night air. He slipped his flannel off before slipping it over her shoulders. Stepping into her space was like torture. The smell of her apple shampoo and perfume made him almost weak in the knees and watching as she slipped her arms into his flannel and wrapped it around herself, the way the arms were too big and it was too baggy made him want to see her in his tshirt next. She wobbled a little on the porch rail making him nervous, she chuckled when she noticed him quickly step closer. “I’m a little drunk. Tina said that punch was strong but I thought she meant a little strong not ‘knock me on my ass drunk’.” Sapnap laughed back before tilting the red cup up with the tip of his finger to get her to drink more water. “Yeah I can’t tell you how many times I woke up with a splitting headache in the morning after these parties. You learn pretty quick to either stick to beer or only drink one. Otherwise you’re waking up under the table cuddling a stale box of raisin bran.” She laughed hard at that, leaning back a little too far to catch her breath and almost losing her balance on the rail. Sapnap darted forward, catching her wrist and tugging her back from falling.
He heard her breath quicken a little when she looked down at how close they had gotten.  Sapnap had stopped to stand between her knees, her small wrist still in his warm hand and her hand fisted in his shirt. “That’s two times you’ve saved me now. Maybe I should keep you around just in case…” She whispered, her eyes flicking to his lips and back to his eyes. Sapnap chuckled quietly before snaking one arm under his flannel shirt and around her waist. “Keep wearing my shirts and I’ll be sure to stick around. It looks good on you.” Her eyes fluttered closed as his fingers circled her chin, his warmth sinking all the way into her bones. Sapnap looked to see if she was pulling away, or any sign she was disinterested, before leaning slowly in.
Her legs circled his waist, pulling him in closer as they kissed. She gasped when his hand circled the back of her neck and pulled her closer, her mouth opening enough for his tongue to meet hers. She played with the hair at the nape of his neck, her other hand on his arm steadying her. His other hand left her chin, going down to the back of her thigh as she lightly bit his lip, earning a quietly strained groan. She smiled into the kiss, loving the reactions she was getting out of him. Sapnap smacked her ass lightly, grinning at her. “You can’t do stuff like that if you want to stay at this party, everybody’ll be able to tell the effect you have on me.” She smiled back at him, making his heart flutter. “How about we get out of here then?”
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catsandgoodbooks · 6 months
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No. 23: “It’s gonna get me by the end of the night.”
Shadows | Stalking | “Who’s there?”
Basically a sequel to the October 17th one about Bad and Dream :)
TW/CWs: Implied/referenced death, implied/referenced torture
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Punz froze as the door in front of them melted away, consumed by shadows. They spun around, already knowing who they’d find, and the shadows closed in on them further, the walls now voids of darkness, and the floor too. 
(It felt like they were floating, but they knew they weren’t. It felt like Limbo, or at least some of them. It felt like the End. It felt like the void)
“Hello, Punz. I thought we should talk,” Bad greeted, white smile bright against his obsidian-dark skin. Punz was still half-surprised at the trim on his cloak being red instead of the white they had become so accustomed to.
“And this really was necessary?” Punz asked, raising an eyebrow and gesturing at the darkness around them.
Bad shrugged. “I wanted it to be private. We wouldn’t want any noisy muffinheads to listen in, would we?”
“I suppose not,” Punz answered. They started forward, and Bad did too, the two of them pacing a circle around each other. A dance, almost. “What did you want to talk about?”
Bad smiled apologetically. “I know it’s a bit of a touchy subject, but I think it’s important. You see, I was looking through some of Pandora’s Vault’s visitation books, and–”
“So this is about Dream then,” Punz interrupted bluntly, blandly. They’d never considered Bad much of a threat – too much of a bleeding heart for that –, but, now that they were trapped inside a shadowy dimension of his creation, maybe they were wrong.
“Basically.” Bad ducked his head for a moment before smiling up at them. “A couple things just seem…off about what was going on with him, back in Pandora, and I thought you might be able to help me to figure out what to do next.”
“And if I don’t?” Punz asked. Stakes, stakes, stakes. They needed to know how far Bad was willing to go. They needed to know so that they could know how to play their cards right, how much they would have to reveal and how much Bad might be able to help them.
Bad let his fangs show for once, twisting into something truly demonic instead of his typical gentler, humanoid appearance. Today was a day for many reminders, it seems. “Oh, that would be unfortunate, Punz. It would be quite sad if you weren’t willing to help me. You see, I helped raise that boy, and I would like a couple more fortunate things to happen to him. So, if you were against that goal, well, I couldn’t let you stand in my way.”
Ah. So Bad would kill them. Fun. But that also meant that Bad was trying to help Dream, which absolutely was not a popular sentiment on this server, and meant that he was willing for it. Punz remembered how he’d opened the conversation. “–I was looking through some of Pandora’s Vault’s visitation books–” So, he knew then, and that was what this was about. Quackity and Sam. Because there was no escaping them, ever.
But Bad cared, just like Punz, and that was what mattered here. That was it. They just had to convince him that they did too.
Punz let a smile slip onto their face. It had been so long since they had actually, honestly, smiled. “Of course. It seems like our particular goals line up, then. What would you propose?”
Bad’s smile faltered for a moment. They’d taken him by surprise, apparently. That wasn’t the response the demon was expecting. “You do?”
“Look, I care about him too, and if someone doesn’t stop that idiot, he’s going to end up dead.” Punz needed to explain; they could tell that much from Bad’s face. “The ‘betrayal’,” they indulged themself in some air quotes there, “was planned. So was the imprisonment. It was a fucking–” (“Language!”) –”stupid plan, but it was one. Dream thought that if he just,” they threw their hands up in the air, “removed himself from the situation, things might get better, and he’d get a bit of breathing space and a cool base. Of course, that’s not what happened, but that was still the idea.
“After the whole jailbreak thing, we met up, I noticed stuff was off and tried to help him out. That seems like what you’re going for,” Punz told Bad.
“Okay, that’s a lot of information, but, yeah, mostly. Basically, could you help me figure out a couple of good times to meet up with him and have a conversation, make sure he’s eating enough and taking care of himself,” Punz bit back “I can’t promise that much” because that was not what Bad was wanting to hear right now, “that sort of thing. It doesn’t have to be much,” Bad concluded, still smiling, still apologetic.
“I can do that,” Punz agreed. “We have each other’s numbers, right?”
“Yep!” Bad answered.
“Good. I’ll just call up when we need to talk, and we can figure something else out from there.” Punz paused for a moment, and lowered their voice. “You know what happened, right? I mean, you were a prison guard–”
“I told you I looked at the records, right?” Bad smiled conspiratorially. “That was the nail in the coffin for me, and, well, I decided to take care of those two on my own time. I thought it was appropriate.”
Punz smiled at him, teeth bared. “Thank you, Bad. Someone fucking–” (“Language,” came the inevitable response, this time tired, softer) “--had to do it.”
“Of course. It was satisfying, I’ll admit.” Bad rolled his shoulders back beneath his cloak. “Anyways, it was nice talking to you.”
“You too,” Punz agreed. “It’s nice actually having someone I can agree with.” They rolled their eyes. “Now that there's two of us, we actually might be able to force him to take care of himself.”
“Oh, hopefully.” For once, Bad’s smile actually reached his eyes.
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beeindaclouds · 1 year
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HERE COMES THE REQUEST MONSTER
May I request c!DSMP with a Fem!reader who has the power of Superhuman Strength like Luisa from Encanto? The reader can lift large and heavy things (Imagined if the reader lift DSMP up)
-🥀 anon
Hallo 🥀 anon, hoep you enjoy <3
C!DSMP reacting to Superhuman!Reader
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Includes C!: Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Quackity, Karl Jacobs, Wilbur Soot, Philza, Technoblade, Nihachu, Eret, Punz, FoolishGamers, Awesamdude
Click here before requesting, please ^^
Reader: Female - She/Her
It's always easy to see girls as defenceless and pretty little maidens
Always in need of a "prince in shining armor ready to save the day"
Cause that's the stereotype we were all born with and, unfortunately, continue to being compared to
You had superhuman strength, were taller then your average person and had big muscles you were very much proud of
Therefore when people came across you, the opposite of what they always had imagined a "girl" to be, they were always surprised
Did it offend you? No, not really
Did it annoy you? Oh, absolutely
So you were always on the move to new places, hoping to find somewhere you could live away from the judging eye
That's when you came across the SMP and started your new journey as the "strongest of them all"
C!Dream and C!Punz never tried anything with you. They knew that, due to your powers, you were basically immortal and a hard individual to fight;
C!Sapnap, C!Karl and C!George always had fun with you. They adored being picked up and being thrown in the air like actual kids and they would always make you lift up heavy stuff to see what your limit was (even if your powers made you limitless)
C!Bad always had to stop C!Skeppy from making inappropriate jokes about your giantness, even if you didn't mind them cause sometimes they were actually funny;
C!Quackity had asked your help in building Las Nevadas, some objects being way to heavy therefore making the machines move them too slowly for the man's liking. You also worked there as a bodyguard from time to time, since you are by now pretty close to C!Quackity and C!Slimecicle;
You entered the SMP when after the whole L'manburg/Manburg fiasco and the death of Pogtopia!Wilbur. So your first encounter with the man was w/ Revivebur, after C! Quackity had asked you to kick him out of his property;
C!Phil and C!Techno had met you just a few of times. C!Philz was always nice to you, always telling you how much you reminded him of his wife; while C!Techno respected you and your amazing powers, almost similar to his abilities;
C!Eret and C!Sam don't talk to you much, but you had a few good encounters with them;
You are absolutely in love with C!Nihachu (/plat or not, your choice). See, to keep up with your powers, you have to eat twice the food than normal. And Nihachu iss always happy to bake you stuff whenever she has the time;
C!Foolish and you are absolute besties. Both being big and strong, plus having a passion for building, you became instant best friends!
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box-architecture · 2 months
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CKAU: Part One of ???
I often find myself struggling to write the first chapter of the Communication Knife AU.
When I first started writing awesamdream, it was me spitballing ideas in the dreblr minecraft server when it first opened, and trying to have fun with a ship that, at the time, wasn't considered A Big Thing, or was purely for whump purposes. And while writing for an AU, Sif was also there, poking and tormenting lovingly as a Sif does, and mentioned the concept of Auspisticism, a homestuck relationship, in regards to Dream, Sam, and Punz. And then one thing led to another, and now I have this big thing that makes me happy and had grown a lot bigger than I expected it to, and there's so many little drabbles and snippets and smut pieces that came out of it, that by the time new people started asking what the hell I was talking about, I realized that the context wasn't properly put together and hard to explain.
So I tried to put together a whole fic for it! And it hasn't been going well.
Because I really want to do the fic justice. I want to make it sound really lovely and use all the right words and explain very well all the things that made me insane so you can understand just the way it went when all this started! But in trying to do that, it's become so hard to write. I feel stuck, the words won't come, I overthink and overedit, and nothing is good enough.
But I still really, really do want to explain the AU so you can understand. And i know it won't be the perfect, well designed thing I built in my head, with all the write prose and all the little extra fancy things, but I'd rather you have it imperfectly than not at all.
Here you go, part one of ???:
(Sam: he/him
Dream: he/him
Punz: they/he
just to make sure.)
When things get bad for Dream in prison, he offers Sam sexual favors in return for better treatment, food/blankets/etc., and Sam agrees to this, regardless of the terrible ethics involved. Its not a great situation, for like, Obvious Reasons, and the consent is very much dubious here. Sam's possessive behavior is at its peak, and even if there ends up being less torture as part of the deal, it doesn't change that things are still fucked up.
When Dream escapes prison and finds Sam during Daedalus Arc, after scarring Sam, Dream offers to meet up to have sex again next week, out of a need to feel in control, to prove how he was Totally Not Traumatized he was and how he was absolutely fully capable of consenting to it, and the two continue their sexual activities.
However, Punz, who has been in a comfortably open relationship with Dream since before prison, bristles at the idea of Sam taking advantage of Dream, of the severe power imbalance still being a problem, and comes with him to these sexual encounters to protect him and keep Sam from pushing Dream's boundaries. They set up some rules, and if Sam breaks any or steps out of line, Punz will stab him with a special, gaudy blue knife that has 'Communication' engraved in its handle.
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"He tortured you!"
"Technically it was Quackity who did the torturing." Dream corrected him, meticulously sorting his inventory. Their base felt suffocating, tiny, and he wanted to be done and gone already, but Punz seemed ready to fight him the whole way.
"Don't give me that shit," Punz snapped. "Sam let him in, he starved you half to death, for God's sake, Dream, he r-"
"It was not." At breakneck speed, Dream turned on his heel and hissed. "I said yes. Don't you dare say I didn't."
"You weren't in a position to say no." Punz said fiercely. Something dark and angry crushed their heart in its fist. "You didn't have any choice-"
"I had a choice!"
The world seemed to stop moving, the air stale. Dreams breaths were shaky, heaving, and Punz realized with a lump in their throat that Dream was trembling from stress.
"I had a choice." Dream repeated. "And it was mine. Not his, not anyone's. I'm going to see him again, and that's my choice too. Not yours."
They could stop him, a little voice in the back of their head murmured. They could stop him and- and keep him safe. Prevent anyone else from hurting him again. They could say the right words that would cause him to falter ("for me." Punz had once pleaded, and Dream bent, as he always did) and then Sam would never touch him. They could even kill the creeper hybrid, to be sure. They would destroy the entire server with the Plan, and Dream would finally be safe.
But.
Dream needed this. Whatever he said, whatever he thought, he'd been denied agency for so long. The thought of them being the one to take it away, his friend, when they were supposed to be the one person on the server who he could trust… it made them feel sick.
Dreams trembling faded, and he straightened up, before he throwing his cloak over his shoulder.
Punz made his decision. "I'm coming with you."
"What?"
"I'm your backup, and your mercenary, and your partner. If Sam has a problem with it, just say you rehired me."
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At the very beginning, the rules are this:
No Kissing. Punz doesn't think Sam deserves kisses, and they're vicious about enforcing this. Kisses are for Punz alone, and Sam is incredibly jealous.
No marks. Sam has tried to leave hickies or bruises, but it was quickly shut down. When he argued this, Punz told him that he could leave marks when all the marks (torture scars) he already made on Dream were gone.
No cuddling or aftercare. Since Sam insisted that the sex didn't mean anything, clearly that means he doesn't need to be involved in taking care of Dream after. Punz will take him away and they can be the one to hold Dream. (Not that Sam longed for that. He doesn't feel more desperate each time the two leave him behind. Of course not.)
The most obvious one: what Dream says goes. Sam isn't allowed to Override Dream and insist his way is better, and he isn't allowed to take whatever he wants without asking. If Dream needs a moment, or would like to change positions, or even just say he'd rather not, Sam must listen. Punz will make him listen.
And so every week all three of them get together, usually at the prison, and have sex. Its a very complicated, unhealthy dynamic, for a lot of different reasons.
Punz, usually able to gauge what Dream wants/what would make him comfortable, is left blind, because Dream is always a little uncomfortable here, always stressed, and Punz can't fix that. They're trying their best, and they know that Dream could shut down and be unable to express himself if the wrong button is pushed, but in the beginning its a mess. At some point he micromanages where Sam puts his hands, pushing and arguing with him over whose allowed to say where Sam can and can't touch, and neither of the two argue that it should be Dream.
It doesn't help that Punz is jealous. They don't want to be, especially not in this situation. But Sam's possessiveness of Dream, the way he taunts about knowing Dream in ways nobody else possibly could- it sets off that part of Punz that has always been so self-satisfied with his place as Dream's most intimate companion, the other half of his soul.
(Its the server's second stupidest dick measuring contest where they accidentally objectify Dream in the process, while they also compete to see who Dream likes more.)
Sam, on the other hand, is constantly having to reckon with the fact that he wasn't actually as good as he thought he was. Punz doesn't let him get away with spewing the same lines of crap and insisting he's always right. Sam also considered himself A Good Lover and good at getting Dream off (the only one who knows him, who knows him Best), and his ego takes a fucking hit when Punz corrects him. When Punz points out that certain things were actually harmful/not enjoyable, its hard for Sam to accept because it means he fucked up and made assumptions in his head and Punz rubs each of those in.
Sam tries to defend himself by pointing out that Dream went along with it, and which leads to Punz pointing out that he didn't have much of a choice/wasn't in a good situation to make that choice at the time, and that's the one time it nearly comes to blows between them before Dream speaks up to tell them both to knock it off.
(Sam discovers One (1) kink that Punz doesn't know about and he's so fucking smug about it despite fucking up literally everything else.)
(No matter how many wins Sam thinks he gets during their weekly time together, Punz still gets to take Dream home, do aftercare and keep him safe. Sam hates how much he wants that too, despite the fact that according to his own weird moral code he shouldn't.)
And as much as this is most definitely causing more issues, it does leave Dream actually feeling more in control of his situation.
He gets so much praise now! This is basically therapy but better! He even gets aftercare with no torture. He's getting good dick and most of his kinks are getting hit, truly luxurious for a cDream. He's a lot more confident and content, and he isn't constantly on the defensive, because if Punz says he didn't deserve what happened to him, even if its just a single person, Dream doesn't have to fight to prove that he's a person deserving of basic human decency.
But the Most Important Thing That Makes All This Take The Turn It Does: At first, Sam thinks that the proper solution to all of this is to get Dream all to himself again in his prison where he belongs and not fixing his behavior any more than what he needs specifically to get there.
However, during an very short period of time where Sam is able to be with Dream without Punz there to scrutinize, Sam attempts to do stuff like how he used to before Punz, to prove he doesn't need him, that they don't need him.
But now he knows, he knows that Dream isn't actually into a lot of the things he was trying, or at the very least he likes other things more. He had it proved to him, and he's aware that things can be a lot better. Dream's clearly nervous, anxious, and not super into this, and Sam can tell, and now all he can see are all those little signs that he's fucking up, and it's getting into his head.
In the end, he can't even get himself to go through with it, because now it feels wrong and he can't ignore that. He makes an excuse, and he's frustrated and aggressive, but he doesn't try this again without Punz there.
Mentally he can justify it as Punz would kill him if he did. This is just a matter of self-preservation.
But quietly his plans adjust to not just needing to get Dream under his control. He'll need to get Punz too in order for things to be perfect.
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fluffallamaful · 9 months
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1,2 and 5 for Punz and Foolish? If not them then Sap and Gogs
from this ask post
thank you kasey!!! how about all of them :D for 5 i’m just gonna ignore the nsfw part coz of the nature of my blog 👌🏼
apologies for taking so long haha
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Punz
1. on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?
i think it’s cute to imagine that he’s not extremely ticklish in the usual spots,, but has several more specific or unique spots that really get to him.
coz then it means that he can pull off the “I’m too tough to be ticklish” facade :D
so i guess like 3/10, unless you find his spots 👍🏼
2. where is their most ticklish spot(s)?
i’m thinking back of legs and neck? like he can handle prods to his ribs and stomach just fine, but then as soon as you squeeze at his his calves/hamstrings, or scratch at the back of his knee he’s done for. i also love giving stoic “no bullshit” characters cute tickle spots, like neck and ears. spots that make them go super squeaking and giggly against their will
5. do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing?
he thinks it’s childish and hates the way he loses all control,, but secretly LOVES wrestling and having tickle fights with his friends. he loves make his friends laugh and lovessss when he’s winning
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Foolish
1. on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?
8/10. super tickly, super giggly. will laugh at the thought/threat of being tickled alone, and is definitely the type to go “Whihy am Ihi eheven lahahaughihing??!” when he does
definitely receptive to teases and anticipation
2. where is their most ticklish spot(s)?
ok i’ve discussed this with @covenofwives a lot. but in real life, sharks have this thingy alone their side called the “lateral line” which they can use to sense motion and vibration under water…
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and to me (and to coven), it just sounds like this line would be super super tickly hehe. therefore i hc sides to be cfoosh’s worst spot, along with his nose!! because look at all those nerves up there!! plus google claims that sharks have canonically ticklish noses so 🤷🏼‍♀️
5. do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing?
i like hcing foolish to just see tickling as something fun to do with his friends, and also just in a very simple way in general
like to foolish, tickling is a way to make someone laugh, and if he is tickled then he will laugh too. this means he overreacts to certain tickles, purely because he’s anticipating it to tickle
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Sapnap
1. on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?
i’d say a good 7/10. like he’s got his spots that don’t tickle much. but then his spots that REALLY tickle hehe. he’s ticklish enough that he can be reduced to helpless cackles, but not enough that he can be tickled by the wind
2. where is their most ticklish spot(s)?
i forget how much i have him mapped out omgggg
so for csappy, i hc his death spots to be thighs, armpits/chest and feet. like as soon as you get hold of any of these spots he goes ballistic, which makes the spots impossible to tickle for long unless he’s held down (or given a weakness potion hehe)
i also LOVE giving sapnap tummy as a melt spot omfg. like kneading into his tummy makes such bubbly giggles, and also turns him to putty. it’s the spot that makes him collapse. light skitters there also makes him squeak which is entirely embarrassing for him
5. do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing?
whether he admits it or not,, being tickled is something that calms him. pain and moodiness can instantly be squashed by a few prods and squeezes. it’s also something very familiar to him,, for i hc tickling to be prevalent within his relationships with both the dream team and karlnapity
he adores tickling his friends and fiancés 🥺 he loves tickle fights so much. it’s a fun way to prove strength and winning is so entirely worth any tickles that come his way. despite loving giving out rough tickles, being in relationship with karl and quackity coaxes out a much softer side of him. he can be such a comforting ler if he needs/wants to be.
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George
1. on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?
9/10 like omg he’s the cutest little thing. good luck taming his feral-ness though, you may need someone to help hold him down coz he is squirmy
2. where is their most ticklish spot(s)?
again,, i just have cgogs mapped out entirely. he has ONE particular rib that is his death spot, as well as the backs of his thighs and armpits. any technique works
the ball of his foot and toes are also super tickly, as well as his back and spine (thank you coven). i hc his tummy to be his favourite spot, and it produces the definition of sweet, melodic laughter. he can just lose himself to the tickles, and he barely fights back. he’s also super feather sensitive, particularly on the ears and sides. palms are also a melt spot (thank you @cayjno )
5. do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing?
he’s usually on the receiving end, but he doesn’t hate it. he loves laughing and having fun with his friends. he enjoys the wrestling and adores getting the chance for revenge or just whenever he has the upper hand in general. the flustered lee!gogy —> evil ler!gogy switch is incredibly fast, and incredibly terrifying
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covenofwives · 8 months
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I know you talked about your other ‘Au to the Au’ (where dream went to the nether and met 4K) but did you ever have any more thoughts about the one where the God siblings met when the dteam were children? Or was is just for the ‘Squeaking’ fic?
I have thought about that specific AU very very much so.
So in the AU, after the war, HD and 4K kept in touch and became good friends. So when they each got their sibling, they told one another and arranged play dates. XD decides to come to the Overworld not long after Dream and Drista form so he can raise them in a normal place, and HD and 4K take notice another God has a sibling and they all agree to playdates.
I imagine for this AU starting out Dream would be the shyest of the dream team. Being from the End he doesn't understand Overworld stuff as well as Sap and George do so it's mostly a fun time of the three of them exploring and teaching Dream something (literally imagine the bird/flower scene from Bambi, that's legit the image I have in my head) 4K and HD would strike up a romantic relationship almost instantly, before they were given their brothers. HD is considered the second prince of the Nether and the same is said for 4K for the Overworld. PunzOP and Punz would be involved too, since the close friendship to 4K, though OP would prefer to keep Punz in his own realm so most playdates with Punz are there (eventually Punz cries and puppy dog eyes his way to let OP spend more time on the Overworld)
Basically it's the "Good End" AU. Where everything is fun and happy and none of the Gods have to lose/give up their siblings and they all live happily ever after.
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