#RAW PASTA

[nothingbizzare]

Let him cook

Original:

#SAW THIS PIC YESTERDAY IN MID NIGHT AND ALL DAY THOUGHT OF GIO LITTLE GUY #COOKING RECEPI MOMENT #HOW TO MAKE SOUP #RAW PASTA #BOWL WITH WATER AND KETCHUP #PUT IN MICROWAVE WITH METAL SPOON #LET THERE TO WARM FOR 1000 HOURS #try wity family and friends #jjba #nothingbizzare art #giorno giovanna #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #vento aureo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba part 5 #jojo #jjba golden wind #jjba vento aureo #golden wind

[two-sides-halved]

"Fun fact about me... if you come to my house while I'm making pasta and telling me that I am doing it wrong, you're going to be served something else for dinner."

#out of frybits ~ [ ooc ] #hybrid son of a diamond ~ [ ic x gem steven ] #raw pasta #you're getting raw pasta #i'm being such a gracious host by cooking for you and you tell me that I'm wrong #then i guess you're not getting food bitch #either eat what i made since it's the same fucking cooked food in water #or get your snobby bitch ass the fuck out my house #this is the last time I'm letting Steven invite Lars over to the house to try and make us play nice with each other Lars can go fuck himsel #man doesn't even know what a good pastry tastes like if it had force feed himself down his god damn gullet. #fuck i am so pissed off tonight #how dare you tell my sweet Steven he's cooking pasta wrong #what the fuck do you know about cooking pasta you barely even cook for yourself fucking momma's boy #little piss ass baby bitch #fuck lars #fuck him hard #rant in the tags

[acornmaybe]

you ever imagine smells in the middle of the night and it's like huh. i do kind of want to eat That Thing. too tired. tomorrow maybe

#raw pasta #ramen seasoning packets #odd things #acorn original

[erikkarlsson]

"Yeah I think first time anyone sees it it's...uh...I get a comment on it. Usually not the most positive." Erik Karlsson's pregame meal

#posting to raise awareness #poor little erik...kid who no one ever sat with at lunch because they thought he was a freak (eats raw onion and ketchup pasta) #erik karlsson

[outofcontextdiscord]

#discord #discord chat #out of context discord #submission #food #tw food #I love my boyfriend but holy shit he's showing me on camera him death gripping raw pasta at the ass crack of night #< submitter tags #admin boa

[puppsworld]

Ghoul Snackies (my art final :3)

#the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #nameless ghouls #phantom ghoul #phantom ghost #rain ghoul #rain ghost #brother is holding a raw piece of pasta fr

[morethansalad]

Green Angel Pasta (Vegan)

#vegan #lunch #dinner #pasta #angel hair pasta #broccoli #green peas #cucumber #green onion #chives #salad dressing #basil #garlic #shallots #nutritional yeast #vinegar #lemon #olive oil #easy to raw veganize #💚

[green-tea-lemonade]

This moment is immediately followed by Nepeta cooking him something to eat and him lurking by her the entire damn time like a shadow.

#art #digital art #procreate #homestuck #solnep #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #Friendly reminder to take a break on projects and get something to eat #Don’t be like this loser #Fun game of are the voices of the doomed overbearing today or does someone need a cheese stick? #This mf bites away at raw pasta while Nep cooks while he waits #Bc otherwise he does shit he shouldn’t or drinks more coffee and energy drinks like that’ll solve the problem and surprise it solves nothin

[thegreatyin]

what do you mean there are people who cook pasta without a timer. no. stop that

#isnt your pasta overcooked and bad?? #do you just eat it raw???? #yin-thoughts

[vamprisms]

your pasta will say X minutes cook time and you will cook it for X minutes but it's rock solid and then you go back to the box like why are you not cooked and the box is like omg i was just guessing srry

#gf pasta is especially guilty because youre either getting x minutes raw pasta or x+1 minutes sludge meal

[sleepis4theweak]

Raw pasta raw pasta raw pasta eat raw pasta mmm eat raw pasta

WHY R U MANIFESTING THIS NOOOOOOOOOOO

#raw pasta slaps tho #lil snack #answered asks #hehe

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: MY FRIEND TOLD ME LAST NIGHT THAT HE GETS GIRLS TO COME BACK TO HIS PLACE BY TELLING THEM "oH i CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND HAVE SOME STEW," AND "i'M SO HUNGRY, gOOD THING i HAVE STEW AT HOME," AND IT'S WORKED EVERY TIME.

Karkat: THE WORST PART IS LAST NIGHT I WENT TO HIS PLACE AND IT'S 11PM AND I'M SITTING THERE EATING FUCKING STEW LIKE GODDAMN IT WORKED ON ME TOO.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #tavros nitram #source: tumblr #tav makes good stew #i have no basis for this statement it just feels right #look at him #he lookes like he makes goos stew #soup as well #chowder even #perhaps pasta as well #if it's in a bowl he makes it good #i think that's the common thread #// #mod terezi #it's because he's the only working class troll that lives by himself #everyone else can either borrow food or pay for theirs #except for nepeta who just eats it raw off the bone

[barstoolblues]

you people are all rubes and squares who would not know flavor if it hit you in the face im afraid……..

#everyone in the notes of that post acting like anytime anyone eats a slinghtly pink burger they immediately fall gravely ill…… #the pasta people. thats the worst one behind the people saying DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH! like i didnt know you were a fuckhng cop….. #chicken and GROUND pork are the things only things i am really vigilant about

[feral-bird-enjoyer]

I drew Naoto and Teddie on a sticky note on the first day of July and pasted it to the door. It is now halfway through October and they still persist (even after my sister moved them).

#persona 4 #naoto shirogane #p4 #p4 teddie #It's kinda bad weather today and I swear to god if this storm is the one to dislodge the sticky note I am going to eat raw pasta #don't mind that teddie looks weird hes just having a bad day

[nomsthecat]

noms i approach you on the tumbly

the way you write online in general is one of my top favorite things ever. it's so funny so silly

anyways as a super cool mutual (lies) i would like to super cooly ask you for a writing sni-- /j /j nah just wanna say hi! how are you? (and i'm sorry do you actually like cronch monching on raw pasta--/lh)

/pos /vpos

🫵YOU make super cool writing too!!! I feel like a really cool VIP when you send me your drabbles omgee they make me so happy<333 I like how you detail each one!!! Just enough character description, just enough description in general to give the reader a good visual while still letting creativity flow<3

I!!! Also like how you characterize things!!!! Especially for that one really cool child Y/N you did with Sun giving them sundrops to make sure they don’t fall asleep<3 so they can play, play, play! Forever.

just kidding!!!:)

you are defineatly one of my super cool mutuals and anytime, anywhere, send me a prompt and in due time I’ll write it for you🫶💐💐🫶🫶

but hi!!! I’m doing well thank you for asking!!!:D how about yourself? I hope you’re doing dandy!!! Make sure to stretch, hydrate, nap or eat!!! Or even do something important if you forgot!!! (This goes for everyone🫶🫶🫵🫵)

#answered ask #moot alert! #<3 #…yes I do like munching and crunching on raw pasta…….. #there were no snacks:( #I mean I would totally just eat pasta for no reason #I mean #i mean not eat pasta for no reason #ha ha #/j /silly #Thank you for the ask!!!! 🫶🫶🫶💐💐💥 #Puff<33!!!!!

[moonsinkfoxgirl]

is it valid to eat paper

that highly depends on how healthy that is...hmmm...

unfortunately the literature does not seem to be very clear on the subject? like there is a bunch of talk about cases of xylophagia / paper-eating-pica but those all seem to be the ones that ended up in a hospital... like eating 2 rolls of toilet paper a day, which had very very grim effects on a woman, or one case of a little girl who both ate a bunch of paper and habitually smelled kerosene which was very unhealthy, but like, the latter probably was the bigger issue?

so on my brief search I couldn't really find any academic sources on how much paper would be safe to eat (not the angle doctors approach the topic from I'm afraid), just that large amounts are bad, and that ingesting toxic stuff is bad

so uh, a little bit is probably fine and valid?, but food amounts of paper are almost certainly not going to be good for your body

that being said my research was very limited, so let me clarify that I am not a medical expert in the slightest; when in doubt ask a professional instead of tumblr mutuals

stuff I looked at, all without paywall:

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdfdirect/10.1002/ccr3.3157

https://journals.lww.com/inpj/fulltext/2014/23010/an_unusual_case_of_xylophagia__paper_eating_.14.aspx

https://strathprints.strath.ac.uk/70089/1/Choudhry_etal_MHR_2019_Xylophagia_a_meta_synthesis_of_the_literature.pdf

#personally I've never done more than nibble some paper off the edge of a sheet #or eat a couple kernels of raw rice or a couple raw pasta noodles #this was very interesting to look up #thanks anon-chan^^ #asks #also I completely ignored all the popscience articles on the topic that a normal websearch spits out #(just went straight to my old uni's library search) #bc I assumed they would be boring and/or biased #but some of them might have good sources