Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?
And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."
That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.
"who...is she?"
Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."
"oh. Woah."
"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"
So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.
"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"
The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.
And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?
"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."
Steve giggles.
It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.
Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?
And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this
Part 2.
Part 3
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Hello, Obey Me Fandom. Today, I'm going to talk about a certain problematic person in this fandom.
They're @/snow-owl-oddities. Please report, and block them, so they can get suspended for good.
Mention of Pedophile
Okay, not only they're a proshipper, they also simp over Luke, a CHILD.
This is them responding to an anon calling their behavior out:
"Baby faced short adults exist" Girlie missed the point 💀
Hold on..... Got another screenshot
"Last time I checked being a thousand years old doesn't make someone a child" Girlie, your pedophilic ass is smelly.
"Someone's taste in fiction doesn't dictate what they like and believe irl" not them pulling the 'iT's FiCtIoN' excuse
If you want to excuse their creepy ass, I hope you can't.
Obey Me fandom is alive, but it is full of creepy people
Also, they blocked me. So, whoever read this, please raise awareness
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I'm ngl I get raising awareness but seeing ppl draw like. cutesy fanart of their faves waving palestinian flags feels so dystopian & a little disrespectful/tone deaf. or posting about how "fave character from x show would support palestine" like. there's no problem imo w still participating in fandom while bad things happen in the world but it just gets very odd and tone deaf when we start crossing them over. like there's people dying, I really don't know that it's appropriate to bring up how glup shitto would oppose that. maybe you as your own person can do that on your own perhaps? without making it about fandom? like idk! it's just odd behavior To Me.
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Still thinking about that one post I made awhile ago with a twist
Human who goes from space night markets to space estate sales, just anyone who may have old ass and maybe even forgotten inventory, because if a plant and its seeds used to be popular enough, then even after it becomes rare or is considered extinct, there might still actually be somewhere where it still exists
So that’s just what that Human does, tries to track down seeds in places others wouldn’t even think to check
If they find one, and they know they’re able to, they raise the seed into an adult plant to hopefully harvest more plants so it’s not considered so rare anymore, if they think it might be too difficult, they just hand it off to whichever authority would be best to for whichever planet the seed came from
They’ll also usually hand off the plants they raise too if it’s rare enough that they feel they’re depriving the planet of it
And that’s just what this Human does, travels a lot to odd and overlooked places to buy seeds, categorizes them all, and sees if any need to be returned to their native planet, they don’t even really write papers about it, the most writing they do is if they successfully raise a plant, they write down what they did to take care of it, and share it with whoever they’re giving the plants too
This is just a fun way for them to live their life without an actual job title, it lets them travel to really unique and interesting places, they get a cool seed and plant collection, and they get to help save some plants from extinction, or even very rarely, find a seed from a plant that was already thought to be extinct
So they don’t really think about how others view them, they’re not a doctor, this isn’t technically a “research” thing, and they aren’t publishing papers about it, they’re just living a happy life
Turns out, (unsurprisingly) they’re very well known and well respected, and this all loops back to Vulcans learning a new type of respect for how Humans think but I’m still sick and running out of energy so the post stops here
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Komsomolka is fully gone now
Wow... @staff @support why is this blog gone? First it was impossible to reblog something from there, now it's gone. Please explain why?
I thought this website was the wokest, most free of all? Was the blog exposing too much? Was it ruining the propaganda that your higher ups want to perpetrate so desperately?
I hope you don't fall back on excuses like @nt1-s€m1t1sm...
@staff @support answers pls
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