#RIP to a bad bitch

[ophernelia]

Amelia Jade Carranza, AJ’s (deceased) mother.

#and the literal love of Lucian’s life #Peruvian Princess fr #this is waaaaaaay back when #I feel like she was around 22 or so in this pic #yeah Annisa and her momma got the same middle name #they’re both AJ #obviously Lucian did that on purpose #RIP to a bad bitch #lykaia #render #text post #queue

[densewentz]

i think the turning point in my life both academically and professionally was realizing that. If you Go First, be it a presentation or an interview or whatever. If you go first, you are being judged based on NOTHING but yourself. They aren't comparing you to anyone else, you don't have an act to "follow". You are the Bar. You can literally just do the best you can and at that point it will automatically be the best they've seen so far. And once you're done you're done. You can mentally and emotionally check out.

Game changer insofar as being stressed about presenting because now I just bulldoze over everyone else to go first like a feral hog.

#its true though #all my anxiety about presentations got reduced SIGNIFICANTLY once I started fighting to be first #its Good Advice #this actually especially applies to people with unfinished work like #girl you do not want to watch 9 people with complete presentations go and then give your speech #just jump on that grenade early before they've had time to be impressed by anyone #and the fallout wont be NEARLY as bad #and then its over right away #also if youre a smug petty bitch like me #you can absolutely blow the performance out of the water #and bask in the absolutely traumatized expressions of everyone who has to go after you now #if im gonna be the bar im going to set it at the ceiling #sorry #so i guess the next lesson is you have to fight to be before Me and those Like Me #rip

[dustykneed]

very important question for all of the trek fandom ‼️(lol)

#star trek #star trek tos #tos #star trek aos #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #spock #jim kirk #mcspirk #triumvirate #star trek meme #personally im a bones #who wouldnt want to wake up absolutely cradled in pillows #heaven on earth imo #one of mine ripped real bad so i had to throw it away and literally two weeks later i woke up in the morning and immediately #bruised half my ass by violently acquainting my pelvic girdle with the windowsill #hurt like a fuckin bitch #which is why more pillows is always correct

[lazycranberrydoodles]

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

#images i drew on my phone approximately 90 seconds before class started #tma vs tgcf is pitting two bad bitches against each other but #from the other guys propaganda he is apparently a beloved side character #which i totally understand. #BUT HUA CHENG IS THE DEUTERANTAGONIST WHO LOVED XIE LIAN SO MUCH IT UNDOOMED HIM FROM THE NARRATIVE #HE DIDNT CLAW HIS WAY OUT OF TONGLU TO BE BEATEN LIKE THIS #also tma has gay people that dont undoom each other from the narrative. L + ratio (/j/j/j/j we all love tragedies here) #hua cheng will never rest in peace and he doesn't want to because he has a smokin boyfriend #they are both angry goths but has gerry died THREE TIMES????? no. just once. lame. #gerry got his skin bound into a necromancy book that was eventually burned but hua cheng ripped out his eye to craft a sickass scimitar !!! #hua cheng haunts the narrative before he dies in a hundred tiny ways and then HEAVILY after he dies a second time #he's an awesome city owner and has violent beef with HEAVEN. and he carves statues and paints and builds temples #and is also a self conscious loser <3 #his gay awakening was intensely traumatic and religious for everybody involved. and he's had the same life mission since he was 10 #he is actively fighting ghost discrimination and getting dangerous magical items off of the normal human market #also he is always bedecked in elaborate silver and chains and eyeliner and ALWAYS in blood red clothes #HE CAN MAKE IT RAIN BLOOD!!???!?!? ALSO #he stick and poked his god's name on himself but his handwriting is so bad it's unrecognizable and the signs he puts up have evil auras #this has ceased to be propaganda. now im just gushing. only tgcf fans will see this anyway. whatever youre getting blorbo rant #tgcf #art #poll #hua cheng #lmao #my art #tian guan ci fu #hualian #xie lian #hob #heaven official's blessing

[kybelles]

#chad laurent moment me thinks #this is the hardest laurent quote like he really went THERE #rip auguste but there’s a younger more beautiful bad bitch in this kingdom #captive prince

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.

#Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes #and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them. #also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical #like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw. #he's just. hangin around. #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #garashir #garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want #and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear #STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH #also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like #you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny #the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.

[joneevarts]

Gay gay homosexual

#ada wong #resident evil #fanart #artists on tumblr #artwork #digital art #resident evil fanart #jo's art #ada resident evil #she's partially responsible for one of my fav dying but im weak and i think with my dick so yeah #rip #tbh she has to put up with so much dumb shit with leon in seperate ways #he's literaly the damsel in distress #and she did all that in heels #bad bitch all the way #god im tired #and dehydrated #good night!

[nat-20s]

I think I could deal with Master way easier than the Doctor does because unlike them I started taking Prozac and stopped being repressed so I'm fully able to recognize it's easy as hell to manipulate horny people

#i think itd be so easy to seduce the master im not even joking #they wanna be a dom so bad (hence the name) but that bitch is SUCH a sub #and theyve decided to fixate on one of the few bitches in the universe that cannot and willnot read any of those overtures #rip #doctor who #the master

[hermionesmoon]

omg these billy apologists are getting worse the ones i’ve interacted with just deny that he was racist and abusive but this person fully knows that he is but is still defending him cause “it was just the 80s so he’s allowed to be racist and hate crime a 13 year old” and “he was abused himself so it’s okay for him to abuse his 13 year old stepsister” that is such a harmful and disgusting thing to say what it wrong with these people

#fuck billy #haha he dead #billy apologizers are disgusting and disgraceful #i actually want to rip out my hair trying to explain to these people why it’s bad to be racist and abusive #stranger things #billy hargrove bitch ass #lucas and max 🔛🔝 #lucas didn’t deserve for that to happen to him idgaf what year it is it’s disgusting no matter what #max didn’t deserve to get abused for years i don’t care about billys reasoning it’s all INVAILD he’s disgusting #billy apologizers don’t interact leave me alone y’all weirdos #lucas sinclair #max mayfield

[kindheartedgummybears]

you wanna know what??

I am

TIRED

of overmasculinized werewolves!!!!

I WANNA SEE A

WEREWOLF

WALKING AROUND IN A CVNTY LITTLE OUTFIT!!! WALKING THE STREETS!!!! DISEMBOWELING CREATURES!!!!

I WANNA SEE WEREWOLVES COVERED IN BLOOD AND GORE WHILE WEARING A SHORT SKIRT AND CROPTOP WITH HELLO KITTY ON IT!!!!

I WANNA SEE A WEREWOLF WALKING AROUND IN COTTAGE AND FAIRY AND PRINCESS CORE OUTFITS!!!!!! WITH A DEAD MANGLED RABBIT IN ITS MOUTH!!!!

AND MAKE THE WEREWOLF

D I S G U S T I N G ! ! !

#i am TIRED of seeing all these manly man werewolves that are all copy and paste white boys #I am TIRED of seeing all these woman werewolves being butch and masculine(also mostly white) or submissive!!! #I WANNA SEE SOME PLUS-SIZE WEREWOLVES I WANNA SEE SOME BLACK ASIAN LATINO MIDDLE EASTERN NON WHITE WEREWOLVES!!!!! THAT ARNT F3TIZIED!!!!! #I WANNA SEE A G I R L WEREWOLF THATS INTO “G I R L Y” THINGS!!!!! LET THE WEREWOLF BE A SLVT!!!!! #LET THE WEREWOLF BE IN THE TRADITIONAL CLOTHING OF ITS CULTURE!!!! #AND RIP AND TEAR AND MAUL AND CRY IN THE MORNING AFTER DOING ALL OF IT!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #no but fr can we werewolf fans like. actually sit down and reflect on the inherent misogyny of werewolves??? ESPECIALLY IN MEDIA #like. almost EVERY. SINGLE. WEREWOLF. in movies and shows and stuff are always a buff white man with anger and trust issues #and on the rare occasion that there *is* a woman werewolf shes always either over masculine or “weaker” than the “stronger alpha male” were #olf and only seen as a mate. AND shes always “calmer” and “maternal” and “calms the alpha male down🥺🥺”.AND she never has an actually good #werewolf form its always either wolf tail and ears or full wolf. or if it *is* actually a decent werewolf her transformation is offscreen. #like whyyyyyyyyyyyyy are people so scared to make women go ape shit?????? werewolves are NOT pretty creatures!!!! STOP MAKING THEM PRETTY!! #(lmao jk we know why they're so scared hashtag male gaze) #like yes. werewolves ARE pretty but not in the “dog show 30k$ poodle” kind of way i see some people making them(not that that's bad tho) #AND ALSO LIKE. ARE WE JUST GOING TO PRETEND WEREWOLVES LITERALLY WEREN'T MADE FOR WOMEN AND MINORITIES??? #like. once a month someone turns into a raging bloodthirsty unstoppable beast driven by the moon and instincts with an insatiable hunger an #need to hide away from people due to them wanting to kill you or fearing you simply because you're a werewolf. they don't know you. they ju #t see you as a creature that might hurt them. constantly being hunted down to be killed simply for existing. #WHAT PART OF THAT SCREAMS: “ah yes. White man.” #IK theres going be people(men and pick mes) that see this post and think “this bitch is overreacting” and tbh idc.the girls who get it get #the girls who dont dont. #anyways shout out to Ginger Snaps trick or treat and every other piece of media or fan piece with disgusting non-f3tiszied woman/poc werewo #i love yall #*smooch smooch* #Werewolves #Werewolf #Lycanthrope #Lycanthropy #Werewolf AU #Yeah. Im tagging that too. I see yall.

[nashvillethotchicken]

Louis when Santiago try to holla at him

#louis de pointe du lac #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #santiago iwtv #oh that man santiago such a lewser. no job. no bitches. white. ugly as sin. like pick a fuckin struggle #and hes gonna try and holler at louis like i hope louis rips into him #i hope theres a whole episode in season 2 thats just louis calling santiago out of his name like please get away from him and his baby #louis fenna laugh in his face when he ask him on a date and santiago is going to become the first redpill loser like this is sick #if a man is going to have anything its audacity bc why do i know santiago is gonna try and ask louis out #he looks like a weapon formed against me like i need him to leave louis and claudia alone and bad #Youtube

[anorexic-bitch-from-the-swamp]

also due to the fact that the manhunt show apparently gets atzerodt way wrong (many such cases) to give him some love here's a page from a comic i drew my dear friend a few years ago where she helps george atzerodt overcome his issues and ascend to heaven

#i often draw stupid shit for no reason #she loved it tho #there are many other pages but most of them are inside jokes #she and i rescue a bunch of historical figure ghosts #it was a whole thing #swamp bitch art #rip george you were pathetic but i feel bad for you

[cherrystonefemme]

My favorite moments from my lesbian™️ professional life:

1- That time I got to tell a nun that until she was ready to behave more maturely we would not be having a conversation

2- The terrified look on my well-meaning boss's face when I said "Are you aware that one of the signs in the front hall has the word faggot?"

#listen. #could i have said ''one of the signs uses homophobic language?'' yes. #would that have garnered such immediate response? #we will never know. #f slur #look so long as bitches are calling me a faggot i am going to use my ability to reclaim as chaotic good. #its the impact babes. oh you cant say that here? then why is it on the wall? #to their credit it was immediately ripped down. #she litterally had Never Noticed. #it was one of those old tattoo memes like- what does your tattoo placement mean? #and theyre all bad of course. like #your taxes pay for my prision stay. i have never and will never be employed. barbies first tattoo. shit like that #and the back was something like butterfly wings or equivelent faggy lameness #apparently its been up for years and neither of them had ever closely looked at it #okay to reblog

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

i’m gonna be insufferable 🥰

#THREE WHOLE ASS SEASONS I'M GONNA EAT GLASS #rip to literally all of my friends lmaoo #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus archives 2 #statement remains #rusty quill #also if any of you bad bitches wanna talk about this podcast with me please i'll gently kiss you on the cheek #jon sims #martin blackwood #AND IN ACE WEEK TOO JONATHAN SIMS THE ICON YOU ARE

[wabblebees]

just finished the new fantasy high episode and havent seen anyone talk abt this so i wanted to say i am 100. one HUNDRED PERCENT sure. that fuckin fourdogs was at that party invisibly (the One And Only buttfucker to NOT make an obvious appearance?? rules-follower or no, i dont believe that for a SECOND) and that she stole the piece of the cloud runner that went missing, and that the moment of her swipe was the "something" riz missed on his check -- i also really *hope* it wasn't oisin that made those damn ice mephits (or "muffets" as my beloved drunk adaine christened them lmao) act up like that, but immmmm pretty sure thats exactly what was goin on since it wouldve given his party member advantage/an easier access point :/

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #listen i was oisin to be good & real & nice SO BAD. HOT RIPPED TATTED DRAGONBORN WIZARD ??? PLEASE #but. im also a suspicious-ass bitch lmao #also wait ik they spelled his name without the accent on his character art #but doesnt the name oisin have an accent over one of the i's?? idk jack abt shit so i could be wrong ofc #in any case. i like the concepts behhind the ratfuckers as a party (*except buddy. seeing him made me feel fucking ILL lmao.) but #i neeeeeeed them to get fucking TROUNCED by the bad kids. i NEED it. theyd be so much more tolerable if they got briefly asswhooped #like i think after that they could TOTALLY be friends and work together. before that?? FUCK no lmfao #anyway. i love-hate fishykitty whatserbucket and i need to see her lose #i cant wait for the ratgrinders to meet the unstoppable force that is the bad kids bigass hearts #deciding to team up with local shitheads & therefore turning them into op allies by sheer force of will and love #its happened to ragh its happened to aelwyn it kiiinda happened with kalina (jury's still out but my fingers are crossed!!) #spring break i believe in them!!! #bee speaks #its happening yall. i try to keep my incomprehensible blorboposting to a dull roar but now that im fully caught up on d20 i fear i may start #going full pepe silvia trying to figure this out #i cant binge it all in one go and have it rot thru my brain like slow-eating acid to leak thru in a contained matter #waiting for a new episode every week means i have time to THINK

[eves-da-best]

No one: 

Me:

#rhaenys targaryen #the queen who never was #hotd #house of the dragon #eve best #I am fully committed to the church of Eve Best #which happens to also be the church of Rhaenys Targaryen #here for this bad bitch going feral #rip @ me when we get the scene with her in full armor on dragon back