#Surprise motherfucker

[undead-knick-knack]

Imogen: The gods have never spoken back to me

Kord the Stormlord:

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #cr spoilers #imogen temult #fanart #kord the stormlord #storm lord #surprise motherfucker #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[sincerelyourswhistledown]

Daydreaming about Aemond becoming king after the dance of the dragons and being gifted a magic mirror from some mysterious foreign noble. The noble tells him the mirror shows him his deepest desire and once he puts it in his chambers, he starts seeing Lucerys, the nephew he killed, in it.

Lucerys looks different, his clothes are weirder and his room had these weird contraptions like the small black box he sees his nephew using all the time. Unbeknownst to Aemond, he’s actually seeing into the future. He tries to talk to the Lucerys in his mirror but it doesn’t seem like the boy could hear, continuing to do whatever he was doing. Not that it matters, Aemond is happy enough to be able to see his nephew everyday.

He likes being able to watch his nephew sleep or read a book in his bed while he does his own work. He likes it even more when he watches Lucerys squirm and moan in bed as he pleasures himself with his own fingers. Aemond becomes so obsessed with the mirror that he barely even leaves his chambers anymore, demanding all of his tasks be sent to him instead.

It all goes downhill when one day he sees Lucerys bring a boy home. He gets so angry when he sees Lucerys make out with this boy that he starts banging on the mirror, desperately trying to get them to stop. Soon enough, the two boys break apart as Lucerys glances at the mirror in shock. The bang seemed to have come from the mirror and to Aemond’s delight it was enough to catch Luke’s attention. Unfortunately for Aemond, it isn’t enough to get them to stop as the boy coaxes Lucerys into making out with him again.

Aemond ends up watching them fuck, he’s furious but the incident was enough to give him hope that there was finally a way for him to get Lucerys’ attention.

A few days later, while Lucerys is getting ready for a date he stands right in front of the mirror. Oblivious to the other person watching him from the other end. Aemond burns with desire, his hands itched to touch Lucerys. With his curls looking so soft and his mouth shiny and plush, the makeup making him look even more enticing.

Overcome with so much desire, Aemond reaches into the mirror and pulls.

To both of their shock, Lucerys is pulled into the mirror and straight into Aemond’s arms. The younger boy is terrified but Aemond is filled with so much happiness.

Finally. Aemond thinks.

The younger boy begs to be returned home but Aemond refuses to hear any of it. Lucerys’ pleas of home and freedom fall to deaf ears as Aemond sends out commands to prepare for a wedding and a coronation. The boy seems terrified of him but it was fine. Aemond could work with this Lucerys, better a terrified Luke than a dead one.

With Aemond as king and his beloved nephew as his Queen they could finally bring House Targaryen back to its former glory.

#lucemond #aemond targaryen #lucerys velaryon #hotd #aemond targaryen x lucerys velaryon #aemond x lucerys #house of the dragon #Lucemond world trap au #Lucerys getting reincarnated by the gods to go out and live his life only for him to get sucked back to the past #aemond viserys ii and aegon iii were the remaining Targaryens left #a lot of his advisors tried to convince him to marry his nephews instead for the sake of heirs but aemond shuts that shit down #thankfully both boys presented as alphas #oh did I forget to tell you this was a/b/o? #surprise motherfucker #aemond being sexually repressed and never realising his feelings for his nephew until after his death #so once the realisation hits aemond basically goes nearly mad with grief #aemond was two inches away from spiralling into madness when he was gifted the mirror #past Lucerys was an alpha but it seems like future Lucerys is now an omega #and aemond rejoices #aemond forces Lucerys into playing house with him as he convinces viserys ii and aegon iii to call him kepa while Luke is muña #does Lucerys want any of this? no #his own world’s aemond was equally psychotic and lucerys has years of trauma after one kidnapping from his own uncle aemond #he was so glad his uncle aemond was dead in his own world but now he’s here #this aemond might look younger but he was in no way less creepy than the future aemond #Lucerys remains trapped in the past you can’t change my mind #and they manage to have so much children lucerys is remembered as the mother reborn

[owca-agent-doe]

#That Doe #vinnie dakota #balthazar cavendish #milo murphy's law #mml #self insert #surprise motherfucker #dakavendish

[yoan-le-grall]

#gif #movie #80s movies #horror #invitation to hell #surprise motherfucker #surprise #power woman #80s horror #80s aesthetic #80s

[gallade-x-treme]

nah that's just how they say hi in The Shadow Government™

#Undead Unluck #Andy #Fuko Izumo #SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[that-doe-main]

#surprise motherfucker #sunrise motherfucker

[jamespotterbbg]

thought seasonal depression would be over now that it's spring, turns out in carries to all seasons

#like #surprise motherfucker #seasonal depression #seasonal #spring #all seasons #seasons #how do i tag this #how do i even tag this #im so tired #i'm vibing #i'm not vibing #i'm conflicted #tired and sad #tired and cold

[tlwebb]

#world of darkness #werewolf the apocalypse #ttrpg stuff #ttrpg memes #surprise motherfucker #bastet

[relenafanel]

Elevator Pitch by RelenaFanel

Look, Wei Ying just wants to get to his sister's condo building early enough to beat that asshole in the white SUV to the only guest parking spot.

Too bad it turns out the guy is super, super hot and it raises the stakes a bit.

OR: the elevator au where Wei Ying keeps awkwardly talking; Lan Zhan is quietly into that; and at some point there's a dildo in a place it shouldn't be (non-sexually)

SURPRISE

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wangxian fanfic #surprise motherfucker #relenafanel writes fanfiction #elevator pitch #relenafanel writes mdzs

[omegapausestuck]

I guess I'm finally living up to that "once-a-week" claim I made all those years ago.

Enjoy this completely original work of art with no outside influences whatsoever lol

#New Music #SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER #5ider Speaks #I had to capitalize on the popularity of that last video somehow. You know I've TRIPLED my subscribers this week? I wish I was kidding. #Happy New Year #5ider Demands MOAR #Youtube

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

#gun #revolver #art #artwork #random #80's #80s #80s aesthetic #80's aesthetic #painting #Illustration #surprise motherfucker

[strawbattyshortcake]

Got to THAT scene. She's so happy look at her face ahHHH (she loves him so much. Completely smitten)

#Astar'dra #Am I writing a thing #maybe #is it fucked up? #HELL YEAH #Astarion x tav #triel tav #Triel'dra Helvimtor #astarion ancunin #bg3 tav #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #she's my girl I love her so much #ANY RESEMBLANCE TO NYM IS AN ACCIDENT #A REALLY REALLY FUNNY ACCIDENT #Like nym who's been through a blender #Need a body double side quest #maybe someone's stalking her #SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER #Not! Demure masseuse!!!! MURDER RANGER #IT'S DREAD AMBUSH TIME

[daughterofnyks2003]

I love how Disney managed to catch the essence of this show.

Danny is back on his ninja shit.

Jessica is way too drunk for this.

Luke's brain short-circuited long ago and he has no idea wtf is going on.

And Matt is being dramatic while fighting in Jess' scarf.

#surprise motherfucker #the defenders #mcu #marvel #disney plus #and Elektra is 5 seconds from yelling #jessica jones #luke cage #danny rand #iron fist #matt murdock #daredevil

[okimightbecrazy]

#they wont let me type motherfucker #so i had to add the tidle #james doakes #surprise motherfucker #dexter #barbie movie #barbie selfie generator

[footballffbarbiex]

I’m back very briefly before going to church this afternoon to say I am very, very, very happy that Ian Watkins has been brutally attacked and repeatedly stabbed and I hope the cunt dies ☺️☺️☺️☺️

*still on writing break but will post a poll later to see which update you all want first before fucking off again.

#didn’t realise he was so close to me. should go finish the job myself #surprise motherfucker

[gallade-x-treme]

Top Ten Speak of the Devil Moments

#Sound! Euphonium #Hazuki Karou #Satsuki Suzuki #Mirei Suzuki #Motomu Tsukinaga #Sapphire Kawashima #Kumiko Oumae #Kanade Hisaishi #SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER