With that Soap/Ghost(/Roach) supervillain AU thing you reblogged... what if Roach was the superhero Ghost fights? Like, Jackson (because you have made me love him SO MUCH) is constantly telling him to PLEASE fuck the supervillain so maybe he stops causing so much property damage.
Another supervillain kidnaps Soap because he's clearly a way to get at Ghost (the man is not subtle at ALL) and Ghost "forces" Roach to help him save Soap and Roach obviously helps and hey wow he can definately see why Ghost likes this Soap guy...
NO BECAUSE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO
Like Roach is a superhero and Jackson is his guy in the chair and Roach and Ghost kinda have a thing going but they can't exactly say that because they're supposed to be arch enemies or smthn
And Roach befriends Soap while in his civvy stuff and they become friends and Roach kinda starts falling for him and maybe starts ranting to Ghost about him while their together and ghost is like "lemme go see wtf is up with this guy" and then HE starts falling for him too
So now suddenly Soap has two really weird but mostly normal friends and also coincidentally a superhero and supervillain being over protective of him.
THEN YOU GET HIJINKS LIKE ANOTHER VILLAIN KIDNAPPING SOAP AND GHOST AND ROACH SHOWING UP LIKE "LET OUR BOYFRIEND GO" AND JUST ABDHFJNDNDJFB AH IT WOULD BE SO GOOD
Ghost and Roach randomly being mad at each other over something the other did and Soap is like "whats going on?"
And they can't tell him that they're mad at each other because Ghost tried to blow up a God damned county when he KNEW that they were supposed to be meeting Soap for a date and Ghost is like "well it wouldn't have taken so long if YOU hadn't tried to stop me"
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Obsessed with Annie going to support Troy doing football because it makes him happy even though it means spending less time with him
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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making up oc lore: fuck yes a little guy just for me
writing down oc lore: what the fuck
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if you all could see all the fanart i imagine in my head and never draw it’d blow your tits clean off
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“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake
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zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much
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