#Trump's an ass hat

[medievalwife]

i don’t care how much you guys try to rewrite history the pink pussyhat women’s marches were fucking lame 😭😭😭😭😭

#no i actually did not find it empowering when white gen x and boomer women wore those ugly ass hats to ~protest~ #like yeah yeah yeah trump is a creep but i guarantee a large majority of the women at those protests were married to rapists and racists too #and these women.. they cover up for their husbands. it’s like a cognitive dissonance thing. they’re ok with their husbands being predators #but they’ll still pretend that they themselves are ✨FEMINISTS✨ and the daughters of witches they couldn’t burn!!!!! #blah it’s so annoying i hate liberal white women more than anything

[oetscop]

waaaaaait has anyone leaked sparkycando's good to know series yet? bc i totally forgot i paid $30 for it in like 2019 and i loooooove leaking bigoted fucks paid content lmao

#tongue #idec like whats she gonna do? put the maga hat on again? #bitch literally lives in new zealand and is obsessed w trump #like theyre not even hiding that its a dogwhistle now #at this point its just a regular ass whistle

[opbackgrounds]

Before driving deeper into Usopp’s side of thing, I want to focus a little bit on Luffy, because as I’ve mentioned previously, this fight between has a bit of a different flavor from other Luffy-centric battles, but what I haven’t mentioned yet is how public all this is. The final battles with big bads like Arlong, Crocodile, and Enel were all away from other people, but not here. The shift of Luffy becoming a more public figure started with his ass whooping of Bellamy way back in Jaya, but even that was only in front of a bunch of pirates. Showing up to rock Enies Lobby is what’s really going to launch him into the public spotlight, and so it stands to reason that this final stand against Lucci is seen by both the marines and the Straw Hat Pirates.

So far he and Lucci have been on pretty equal footing, but Lucci managed to save his last big trump card until this moment, and seems to have Luffy beat when Usopp shows himself for real. Oda puts a ton of emphasis on Luffy’s expression, this panel alone taking up 3/4 of the page.

And, like, imagine Luffy’s shock. The gag of him not recognizing who Sogeking is turns on its head and is instead played for the deepest, juiciest drama. Usopp isn’t a Straw Hat anymore. He had no obligation to come to Enies Lobby. But he did.

All throughout Enies Lobby there’s been this running thread of the Straw Hats helping each other out of situations they couldn’t handle alone. Nami saving Sanji, Sanji saving Usopp, Usopp saving Robin. Hell, Robin not trusting her friends to keep her safe from the World Government is what kicked off this mess in the first place. The whole reason Luffy was so adamant about going against Lucci was because he recognized him as the strongest threat to the crew, and it’s Luffy’s job as the captain to protect those under his leadership from that kind of danger.

But right now he can’t. He’s not strong enough. And it’s not until Usopp threatens to put himself in harm’s way against an enemy they both know he has no chance about that he stands up and finishes the fight. Because even the captain needs to be propped up by his crew once in a while, and Luffy would rather die than have one of his crew get killed.

Do you remember now the fight started between Usopp and Luffy in the first place? Usopp argued, using the Merry as a proxy for his feelings, that Luffy would leave behind and abandon the weakest members of his crew to further his own ambition, and here, now, Luffy is showing in a very real way that that’s not true. But even if Luffy is willing to put his life on the line to protect Usopp from people like Lucci, he still needs Usopp’s help. He still needed those words from his best friend in order to stand up one last time. 

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch427 #usopp #monkey d luffy #themes threads and throughlines #the power of friendship #Oda's expression game is on point

[emxritus]

"Don't bother talking back to me, I can't hear shit."

"You know, this is a song about..sex."

"Impregnate me right here, right now on this floor-"

"I remember this song...No, I don't. I was never there. Fuck that."

"Huh? Oh hey."

"I want to be yours!"

"Hello. We are Ghost."

"A nightmare have just turned into a dream, so thank you all for that."

"We like to be in heat."

"Anybody who says different is lying."

"Stay away from the Grammys."

"This is a song about a motherfucker who wears a triple sideways comb over."

"Don't fucking blame me."

"You can call me Papi."

"What!? It was a joke!"

"I have a hole in my shoe right there!"

"Without my hat being on, I'm a little bit ehh..short."

"And you sounded like a fucking asshole."

"The kazoo of destiny!"

"Are you ready to tambourine the shit outta this situation?"

"I love you too, we have something going."

"The female orgasm is looked upon as a craft of the devil! So here, we celebrate the female orgasm!"

"It is one rocking fucking song."

"Sorry for the cursing, I tend to curse. I say stupid things. Sorry about that. But basically, we are gonna do one heavy motherfucker, about one evil motherfucker. This motherfucker is so evil."

"Mwah!"

"We have a tendency to write songs that are uhh..Sort of suggestive and ehh sexual."

"He is not the fucking president!"

"He's such a fucking bastard that we've written a song about him."

"Anyway, this is a good biology lesson."

"I need to sound taller than I am."

"Are you gonna sing it really loud? Because you like singing songs about FUCKING!"

"Fuck Trump!"

"And no ass grabbing!"

"You see what his fingers can do huh? And you wish you were the one the he was doing."

"Hello, you look very concerned."

"Disown that guitar and give it all to me instead."

"You might have noticed it is a little bit windy out, some of you in the front may have seen a little bit too much of me."

"Stomp me."

"Take me right here, right now."

"Look at my-"

"So, what's wrong with a little nudity? But do you think I have somewhat great ankles?"

"My asshole of a brother."

"I didn't say cunt, and I didn't say douche."

"Little guy, hello! So happy to see you here!"

"How do you like my new suit?"

"Not bad for an asshole."

"I read on the Wikipedia page that this song was the hardest to reach."

"This is a song about getting fucked."

#emxritus #ghost #ghost bc #the band ghost #ghost fandom #ghost band #terzo #ghost terzo #papa emeritus terzo #papa terzo #terzo emeritus #feel free to add on

[matt0044]

“y’all couldn’t even handle the moral complexities of steven universe”

You've probably seen this type of post make the rounds every so often and either agree or disagree with it. I'm of the former camp and have often pondered some of the reasons why this thesis holds water.

To start, Social Media has really changed the game in Fandom for better and for worst (the latter being too often the case). Namely in how on platforms like Tumblr and Twitter (Musk can shove that X up his ugly a-), we get fun fandom nonsense along with a 24/7 news cycle of whatever's trending.

Which means we have constant intrusion on our timelines about how the geopolitics across the globe are pretty crap. Many of us retweet things we feel may be relevant, especially when misinformation has become a vertiable economy we need to be aware of.

We also have people raising awareness of social issues that our world still endures such as sexism, racism, every kind of bigotry you can imagine. Ironically, this brings about those railling against the notion that they either still exist or need to be worked on at all in a display of said prejudices. #Gamergate didn't just spring from the ether.

Many celebrities of various levels of fame were turning out to be… pretty bad. Social Media would empower them to speak their minds and not all of it was just “their beliefs.”

To keep this focused of when Steven Universe was coming out, the end of the Obama era and Trump planting his stanky ass in the Oval Office, this was when people’s trust in each other was at an all time low.

Hell, I remember when Trump’s campaign and Brexit got many bigots to feel like they can be prejudiced without consequences. Whole reason he made it to the final two at all.

As such, how else would Uncle Andy Demayo come across as anything other than a MAGA hat wearer? How else would the Diamond Authority come off as but the powers that be who “need to be stopped?”

Steven Universe came at a time when fandom was intermingling with the real life. Fans were starting to feel insulted whenever something like fighting the government or interacting with problematic family member wasn’t answered with “Burn it to the ground!”

Notions of compassion to those who are troubled or maybe in need of a shoulder to lean on were disinterpretted in the least favorable light possible. How could SU even humor the notion that narrowminded family members or even people of power could be redeemed let alone humanized?

Essentially, it didn’t speak to the emotional climate at the time for millennials or Gen Z. It’s why we’ve celebrated Big Jack Horner and those who harken back to classic Disney villains. The kind you cheer on to be taken down a peg.

Lily Orchard didn’t start the fire. The flames were already being fanned.

#steven universe #su #steven quartz universe #steven quartz demayo #the crystal gems #pearl su #amethyst #garnet #peridot #bismuth #lapis lazuli #jasper #the diamond authority #the diamonds #white diamond #blue diamond #yellow diamond #pink diamond #rose quartz #greg universe #fandom #discourse #fandom discourse #fandom discussion #su fandom #animation community #Cartoons #cartoon network #politics #political discourse

[triple-tree-ranch]

A CNN REPORTER WALKS INTO A NEIGHBORHOOD TAVERN AND IS ABOUT TO ORDER A DRINK WHEN HE SEES A GUY AT THE END OF THE BAR WEARING A "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" HAT. IT DIDN'T TAKE AN EINSTEIN TO KNOW THE GUY WAS A DONALD TRUMP SUPPORTER.

THE CNN GUY SHOUTS OVER TO THE BARTENDER, LOUDLY ENOUGH THAT EVERYONE IN THE BAR COULD HEAR, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN HERE, BARTENDER, EXCEPT FOR THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER."

AFTER THE DRINKS WERE HANDED OUT THE TRUMP GUY GIVES THE CNN GUY A BIG SMILE, WAVES AT HIM AND SAYS, IN AN EQUALLY LOUD VOICE, "THANK YOU!"

THIS INFURIATES THE CNN REPORTER. SO HE ONCE AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE GUY WEARING THE TRUMP HAT. AS BEFORE, THIS DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER THE TRUMP GUY. HE JUST CONTINUES TO SMILE AND AGAIN YELLS, "THANK YOU!"

SO THE CNN GUY AGAIN LOUDLY ORDERS DRINKS FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THE TRUMP GUY. AND AGAIN THE TRUMP GUY JUST SMILES AND YELLS BACK, "THANK YOU!"

AT THAT POINT THE AGGRAVATED CNN REPORTER ASKS THE BARTENDER, "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THAT TRUMP SUPPORTER? I'VE ORDERED THREE ROUNDS OF DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR BUT HIM AND ALL THE SILLY ASS DOES IS SMILE AND THANK ME. IS HE NUTS?"

"NOPE," REPLIES THE BARTENDER. "HE OWNS THE PLACE."

[shrewstew]

PART 2 OF MY CRINGE ASS SOUTH PARK HEADCANNONS 🦅🦅RAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥

(Again: mostly Kenny, he orbits my mind like a moon)

- All the adults in South Park have called Tweek and Craig their “Smol Beans” at least once

- Karen and Tricia (Craig’s little sister) are besties, Tricia teaches Karen to stick up for herself, and Karen has tea parties with her. They both have a cute lil’ crush on each other and their brothers always tease them about it

- Kenny doesn’t comb his hair often because it’s overstimulating for him

- Butters is a musical savant, he can do multiple types of dance, play drums, guitar, and probably some others instruments that I’m forgetting.

- Kevin (Kenny’s brother) has a big ol’ crush on Shelly, but he has as much rizz as a chunk of dirt, so their interactions are incredibly awkward and short

- Cartman is the only person aware of Kenny’s deaths, (duh) but he pretends to be clueless, mostly because no one’s gonna believe the guy who is infamous for fucking with people and hallucinating a tiny version of himself. He WAY overcompensates tho. Calls Kenny crazy and says the poverty’s finally driven him insane

- Jimmy is the kind of guy to shout “Eureka!” when he comes up with a good joke /hj

- Mysterion has one-sided beef with mint berry crunch because everyone talks about how cool it is that he has REAL powers, and he’s a REAL superhero

- Y’know how Randy is South Park’s Lorde, and Mr Garrison is South Park’s Trump? Cartman starts a YouTube channel and becomes South Park’s Trisha Paytas /hj

- Craig is deadpan autistic, while Butters and Kenny are overly expressive autistic

- Craig reads creek fan fiction

- Tweek however, freaks out at the idea of it because some fics are pretty accurate and he becomes convinced that people are watching him

- While Stan was dating Wendy at this time, when Nichole beat Heather’s ass at tabletop games, he got a lil crush 🤭

- Kenny has the eyes of a ghostly Victorian child and it’s weird and freaky cuz he makes an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of eye contact

- Tweek x Craig is basically Lead poisoning stare x fluoride poisoning stare /j

- Kyle has no rhythm when he dances, (this is canon, see: rainforest shmainforest) Which is why before making TikTok’s with Tolkien he studies and practices the dances OBSESSIVELY

- Craig can’t keep a job cuz of his “attitude problem”, however Tweek was able to hook him up as a barista in his parents coffee shop, cuz his parents LOVE Craig

- Cartman is seen without his hat the most out of the other kids, and I think it would be funny if he pointed out how fucking weird they are for wearing their winters caps to bed

- Post Covid Kenny wears prescription sunglasses, and he wears sunglasses because the lights in the lab hurt his eyes. But if someone asked he just says it’s cuz he’s so cool B) and he is

- (slight rant lolz) Everytime I read a fic that describes teenage Kenny as the town bicycle seat who has boinked 99% of the school, I cringe. Seeing how everyone in town treats his home and family I do not think most of the school outside his friend group would give him the time of day

#south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #craig tucker #tweek tweak #creek sp #shelly marsh #kevin mccormick #karen mccormick #tricia tucker #tolkien black #jimmy valmer

[odinsblog]

I just found out about Jasmine Sherman and they look really cool. Like, the policies that they say they’re going to do? The fact that they have an audiobook option for people to listen to what the policies say on their platform? (If people don’t have JAWS or screen readers on their devices, JAWS for computers.) I really hope they get far enough in the presidential race. Although Cornel West is my next choice should he get far.

Yeah, sorry but Hell NO.

I’m all for audiobooks and JAWS readers, but I’ve never heard of Jasmine Sherman before and as far as I’m concerned, Ms. Sherman is just another throwaway vote. She has the same chance of winning the next election as a randomly picked name from a hat. Same goes for Cornel West and for 🤡 RFK Jr., and same for Marianne Williamson, and in fact, same for anyone who isn’t named (I honestly cannot believe that EYE am saying this, but here we are) Joe Biden.

Look, in 2020 I went through the same journey that I think a lot of voters are going through right now: I swore up and down that I wasn’t going to vote for Biden because he had (and still has, tbqh) a lot of conservative policies that I vehemently disagree with—LOL, don’t even get me started on Title 42, okay? But at the end of the day, I carried my Black ass into that voting booth and I begrudgingly did what I had to do.

All I know is, I do not want Donald fucking Trump in the White House. That’s it. Not “lesser evilism” not “he’s the next LBJ” not anything else, except for I’m voting for the person who has the best chance of beating Trump and keeping his racist ass out of the White House. THAT’S just about my only motivation here. Dassit. Periodt. I can deal with everything else later.

And I can live with myself with that vote.

But yeah, I’m Black and I gotta live not only with myself, but I also gotta live in this world and look other people in the eye. People who don’t even have my extremely limited level of privilege.

I’m not gonna go into detail about how a Trump presidency would make literally everything worse than it already is—and yes, sadly that includes Palestine, Ukraine, transphobia, homophobia, immigration, and whatever else is allegedly important to disproportionately ☭ white, online “leftists” 🙄 who keep telling people not to vote, or keep telling people to vote for candidates who cannot win.

As far as I’m concerned, Trump getting back into the White House is an existential threat to everything I hold dear. So no, anon, I will fucking not be throwing my vote away on some random ass person I’ve never heard of before, who has no mf chance of ever winning.

And yes, I still have problems with Biden. Like, a lot of problems. Like, a LOT, lot. But he’s the best chance we got at stopping Trump, and Trump needs to be stopped. That, plus I desperately want to see Trump pay for everything he’s gotten away with so far. Voting for Biden is the best way for me to give that a chance.

So yeah, I am deathly afraid of a second Trump term. And a big part of what is driving that fear is the fact that Joe Biden is vulnerable and super beatable. Like, his winning the next election is not a guarantee—did Hillary Clinton’s completely preventable loss teach you nothing at all??

Anyway, I’m not tryna write a book here. I think I’ve made my thoughts clear on Jasmine Sherman and whoever else is the flavor-of-the-day that can’t and won’t beat Trump. Biden is really fucking up and making himself even more beatable by unconditionally supporting Israel, and if he wins he might continue to fuck up, but I promise you that Trump will do unimaginably worse to Palestinians—and that’s not hyperbole.

Lastly, I really debated long and hard about whether or not to make this post rebloggable. PLEASE don’t make me regret that decision, OKAY??

Like, I know that a lot of people who unconditionally LOVE Joe Biden (that’s not me, btw) and the Democratic Party will be tempted to add, “VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!” to this post, but I am begging you to please resist that urge, okay? I don’t know how to precisely put it into words, but unless you’re already convinced and have decided to vote for Biden, there’s just something about adding that braindead slogan that is incredibly off putting. It’s like an annoying ad that you want to skip and ignore on YouTube; it’s vapid; it’s old + tired; it’s lowkey offensive, and it tells people that you haven’t really given a lot of thought to anything and you’re just another insipid Blue MAGA sycophant blindly hopping on the bandwagon. Please find a better more intelligent way to express your support of Biden, okay?

ALSO, if you just search for Jasmine Sherman on Tumblr, you get a lot of anonymous asks like this

And sorry, but having lived through the 2016 and 2020 interface elections, yeah, it just smells fishy af. Chipping away at Biden votes is another way to help get Trump re-elected. And Trump supports Putin and Netanyahu

#anon #ask #answered #politics #election 2024 #jasmine sherman #this is a donald trump hate blog

[solarpunkani]

Man anyone remember that era during the 2016 elections/after Trump got elected where MAGA hats were all over the place

And so in order to be snarky about disliking Trump, people started making hats that looked just like MAGA hats/used the same font but in different colors, but with like liberal slogans on them or whatever. And then the MAGA people started making the hats in colors other than bright ass red to combat it.

Because let me tell you. Maybe I was being paranoid. But as a queer Black woman, I was not pausing to squint and read what everyone's hat said at that point to figure out if I could feel safe or not. I just started avoiding everyone in a baseball cap with that font on it like. In general. And honestly passing someone with an anti-MAGA MAGA hat on was almost weirder than passing the actual MAGA people cause like. Cool. You're wearing the 'hey you're possibly in danger' colors/clothes, but are trying to reassure me I am not in danger. By looking... just like the people I'd be in danger around.

Like IDK was I the only one who'd feel a jolt of panic whenever someone was wearing a MAGA hat? Even now I'm still wary of forward-facing baseball caps in general. Even if I did end up reading your hat and seeing that it says 'Make America Gay Again' instead of 'Make America Great Again' I'm still dealing with the fear response, now its just for no reason, which was honestly more frustrating than sidestepping a white supremacist.

Or was this just a 'Black person at a primarily white university' problem?

#out of queue #ani rambles #literally not sure what even brought this to mind it just came to mind #like i think my original point was gonna be like 'that's what it feels like when people co-opt white supremacist memes to dunk on them' #but honestly nah its just a ramble now

[sleepythug]

birthday conditions arent the best im sick - mostly mild congestion now, hoping it's not a calm before the storm bc last time i thought i kicked the covid after day 5 then day 7 came and i started expelling all liquids n felt abandoned by god, i digress- however i got myself some pho (never had b4) and it's probably premature to say for certain, but it definitely trumps like ramen or udon in it's sheer amount of ingredients and versatility and noodle texture.

think the best ramen i ever had was at some really popular spot in maui (wish i could remember the name) the last i was there for my brother's wedding. i enjoy ramen enough tho most places imo leave a lot to be desired (most of the time never enough noodles) with pho however from what i gather it seems difficult to really fuck up pho and the bay area is basically thee hot bed for pho places.

other than that this past couple weeks i been buying a lot of presents myself lately - first cow (2019) blu ray, couple of hats, a wormrot long sleeve, and thinking of getting a nice stüssy belt. today i slept half the day, started a rewatch of 'return of the living dead', and if i don't feel too tired later on i think i might cop hollow knight and see how it runs on my computer.

bought/still have 'hades' and it's probably an awesome game, looks siiiick n love roguelites but impossible to play on a mac i think(??) it's capable of running on macs but the one time i ran it, it made my computer sound like it was about to sprout wings and fly off and using the trackpad to play was frustrating, so i gave it up. could get a mouse but idk doesnt seem terribly worth it i dont play games that much n i already find enough things to distract my ass from priorities

[houseofbrat]

The mental image of an airline pilot "twerking for Megz" will have me laughing for a good long while.

Overkill continues to be her tragic flaw. If she would just STFU at a little lie, she could have kept this con up for at least another five years. She always goes way too far and immediately exposes herself for the washed up, self-absorbed, talentless, and unintelligent twat that she is.

It speaks to Harry's collosal stupidity and frankly gross mismanagement that he was allowed to even cross her path. The more that I learn about how incredibly fucked up --to the point of actual emotional and borderline intellectual disability-- Harry is, I vacillate between awe that the Hero Harry narrative could even exist and bewilderment at the abject stupidity it took to let this reptile slither even close to Royal social circles, and it's down to two factors, I think.

Princess Eugenie was not properly managed. She and Harry were always very close and I think since, by comparison, Eugenie is a Rhodes Scholar next to Harry, the Palace failed to see that Eugenie was a weak link in a chain around Harry. She has her father's butthurt entitlement and her mother's tackiness and she should never have been near a SoHo house as even my white trash ass can see that the entire chain is gauche and noveau riche, and other french words that mean tacky and not befitting someone of Eugenie's station. I mean having a Princess of the Realm lounging around a SoHo house is pretty much like Her Late Majesty spending the night at a Best Western. I mean imagine spotting Queen Elizabeth II wearing flip flops and the Crown of Saint Edward standing in a vending machine line at the NoTell Motel at 2am. That is the level of shock that one should feel at Princess Eugenie being at a SoHo House and SoHo house is how this hoe got to Harry.

Sorry, Canada, but you also were not well-managed. And your first and second families also got quite tacky there for a while, which my homeland elected Donald Trump by somehow marrying the interests of evangelicals and people who wear American flag bikinis, so I get it, but even Donald J. Trump knew Meghan Markle was trouble. Jessica "Jess" Mulroney? Notsomuch. Can you imagine whatever Mike Pence's wife's name is making fishlips with MM on Insta? No? Well that's a problem. Sometimes you can be too chill, you know. Or maybe this has been your stategy for world domination all along, Canada, in which case my hat's off to you because I never expected a trifling two-bit nobody on a show I quite frankly was not aware even existed to get this far. Who even knew the USA Network even still existed? Like this has all happed way too fast. Five years ago I was like what is a Meghan Markle, and now here I am. It's probably my fault.

So yeah. Princess Eugenie and Canada. And me.

#reddit #truth #funny #oh the SHADE of it all! #epic tale of DUMB #shade #crazy sociopathic bitch Megs Markle #social climbing #princess eugenie #Prince Harry #Duke of Traitorhood #The LOSERS known as Harry & Meghan

[americanquandaledingle]

the Trump Pit

Jan 6 2025

Emily screamed at the top of her lungs ‘I can’t take this fascist oppression anymore!” She said with a California valley girl accent. “Yass queen you go” said Amy. “I don’t wanna be in the Donald Trump pit anymore!” Yelled Emily, as she accessed Twitter to tweet about it. The Donald Trump pit was first conceived by some fat red neck as a place to throw commies who hate the U.S. A 6’3 white male was thrown in the pit, named Ivan Shenovich, wanted for counter intelligence, and support towards rossiya. Even tho Putin and Trump were together, his commie ways didn’t fit our precious red white and blue. “Fucking Americans…” he groaned. He heard people scream ‘it’s punishment time!’ This confused Ivan…he thought being in the Trump pit was enough of a punishment itself. Suddenly he heard the song ‘America, fuck yeah!’ As a 500 pound redneck sped towards him on a mobility scooter with a belt in his left hand, a MAGA hat on his head, and a shirt with the U.S. flag. The back of the mobility scooter had a U.S. and a trump flag on it. Ivan knew his days of America-hating was over, the redneck whipped him aggressively “DAMN COMMIE SCUM!” He yelled with a deep southern accent. He felt the power of America get whipped into him. He cried ‘SUKAAA BLYATTT’ and fell onto the floor…feeling the mobility scooter run him over. He saw the scooter speed towards a bunch of hair dyed Californian girlies as he slowly passed on…

San Diego, california 

A man named Con Nguyen was wanking it on his porch to the thought of Ho Chi Minh. “….mmm fuuuu……i wish i fought for the vc…” he moans, suddenly he felt something grab his ass and drag him under. He was, indeed going to the Trump pit, like anyone else who said something remotely positive towards communism.  

The Trump pit

The Trump pit

We all love the Trump pit 🏛️🇺🇸🫶💰

All my homies know that the commies go in the Trump pit

The Trump pit

We all love the Trump pit 

~🇺🇸🫶

#donald trump #fan fiction #capitalism vs communism #anti communism #capitalism is great #i love capitalism #capitalism #communism #socialism

[moonbeam-fox]

So i found out the weird rogan listening front end manager has a trump hat on her dashboard, with her car parked in the employee lot. You bet your ass I reported her for displaying hate memorabilia/symbols on company property

#is it fair for me to use my position to target bigots? yes. will i do it? #also yes

[lesbiansanemi]

Shoutout to the old ass man in the trump hat who came up to me completely unprompted at work to go on and on about how women were “ruining their bodies and natural beauty” by getting too many tattoos and how “putting a tattoo on a woman was like ruining the Mona Lisa” like sir you found the one bitch with pink hair and face piercings in this entire building and that’s who you thought would like this conversation

#I am BAFFLED #should also add that he stared at me in complete silence for about two solid minutes before starting this conversation #but it did result in me and my coworkers talking a lot about tattoos and now I really want one #I mean I’ve been having the new tattoo itch for a while #but now finding an artist and scheduling an appointment has become a priority #I’m GOING to get my zenin twins tattoo I’m GOING to #kaz rambles

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1069: Poker Night (King of Fighters)

10:45 p.m. at Casino Palace......

Ramon: (Groans in Defeat with Cards in his Hands) Maldita sea, Krohnen, how have you beaten me this time!? I have four Kings in my hand!

Krohnen: Which is cool and all. (Crosses his Arms With a Smirk on his Face) But everyone knows that an Ace trumps any Kings or Queens you have in your disposal.

Ramon: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Sure it does. (Starts Grumbling in Spanish)

Krohnen: Hey, don't sit here and get at pissy me, casanova. Blame your predictable strategic skills for screwing you over. (Points at his Girlfriend Sitting Beside Him) And Angel for teaching me how to get good at Black Jack.

Angel: (Immediately Pouts at Krohnen) Krohnen! Stop dragging into your mischief.

Krohnen: (Shrugs) Just speaking the truth here, babe. I have gotten a lot better at the game thanks to you.

Angel: And I'm very proud of you for it. (Kiss Krohnen on the Cheek Before Crossing her Arms Together) But my point still stands here.

Antonov: Can I please get something more decent than a pair of twos? I'm running low on chips here!

Angel: Anty, you can't keep throwing your chips in every time you want a new hand.

Antonov: Yeah, but....who knows!? (Starts Twiddling his Fingers Bashfully) I'll might get lucky this time around....(Starts Pouting at Krohnen) Unless your Cookie over there manage to take it from me.

Ramon: He's gonna run all of us dry at this rate....

Krohnen: I can't help that lady luck is on my side tonight.

?????: Luck is a very lovely mistress indeed.

The gang turns around and sees an old, well dressed gentleman making his way towards their table.

?????: But she can only led you so far, if you're willing to put your intelligence to the test that is.

Krohnen: Uhh.... (Raises an Eyebrow at the Suited Man) Do we know you or.....

Antonov: Say.....Aren't you that Oswald fellow? The guy who fights with decks of cards in his hands?

Oswald: (Politely Tips his Hat Off Towards the Gang with a Smile on his Face) That, I am, my good sir. And you, lady and gentlemen, are just the group of people I want to see this evening. You see, I would like to challenge each of you in a simple game of Black Jack.

Angel: Oooooh~ A new challenger approaches?~ What's in it for us?

Oswald: Nothing too complicated I assure you. If one of you I'd able to beat me, then I will be glady to reward you $10,000.00 in cash. Lose and....well, it pains me to say this, but....(Gives Antonov a Bit of a Sinister Look in hus Eyes) I'm afraid I'll have to assassinate your former King of Fighters' Champion from where he stands.

The Gang: WHAT!?

Antonov: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock and Fear) B-B-But why me!? I didn't do anything to you!.....Have I?

Oswald: Oh no, you haven't done anything of the sorts, at least from what I'm aware of. It just so happens that my recent client....(Turns Around and Sees a Hooded Young Man Hiding Behind One of the Casino Machines Before Turning Back to the Group) Who shall no be named, has paid me to take you out, says that he find your existence bothersome in his eyes.

The former KOF champ whimpers in sadness as Angel gently rubs his back.

Krohnen: So you're making play a card game to save Antonov's life? (Transform his Robotic Arm into a Mini Drill) How about we cut the case and start kicking your suit wearing ass instead?

Oswald: You're welcome to try, scoundrel. But I'd rather we don't settle this in an all out brawl, especially in such a beautiful night like this.

Krohnen: (Rolls his Eyes) Seems like a boring ass night to me. (Grits his Teeth at Oswald) And the name's Krohnen....

Antonov: Now Krohnen, my boy, there's no need for you to get upset. (Smiles Reassuringly and Very Nervously) How about we give another round of Black Jack a chance here, yeah?

Ramon/Angel: (Quickly Nodding Their Heads in Agreement)

Krohnen: (Turns to Antonov and Rest of Their Crew) You.... do realize that we're gambling on your life here, right?

Antonov: True, but there's still a 50/50 chance for one of us winning!....Hopefully!

Ramon: We have the chance to safe our boss' life AND win the moolah he promised to give us. It's a win-win for all of us!

Angel: And we'll figure a way to get out this as soon as everything starts going south. Just trust us on this, Cookie.

Angel/Ramon/Antonov: (Gives Krohnen a Triple Puppy Dog Eyes) PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!?

Krohnen: (Stares at the Trio For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat) Alright, fine. We'll accept your challenge. (Points at Oswald While Glaring at Him) You better hold up your end of the bargain, four-eyes.

Oswald: I will. In the meantime .....(Takes Out a Deck of Cards Out From his Sleeves and Begins to Do Some Nifty Cards Tricks as He Makes his Way Behind the Group's Table With a Grin on his Face) Shall we get started then?

Angel: Wait! Before we do anything, everyone get up!

Krohnen: O....kay? (Gets Up From his Seat Along With the Others) What now?

Angel: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Hmmmmmmmm......Okay. (Points Out the Assigned Seats) Krohnenny, you sit here, Ramon, over there, Anty, over there, and I'll sit here.

Ramon: (Raises an Eyebrow at Angel) Is...this suppose to better our chances of winning in anyway?

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) Yep-Yep!~ Totally!~ (Smiles Sheepishly) Or....at least I hope it does......

Krohnen: ('Sighs') Here's hoping for a random miracle I guess.....(Takes a Seat He Was Assigned to Along With the Others)

Oswald: Now, I do hope we all remember the rules of this game. (Places Two Cards on Each Side of the Table) The dealer, such as myself, will not be showing his card and must stay 17 or higher at the start.

Krohnen: Sounds about right

Angel: Yep!~

Ramon: That's the rules.

Antonov: ('Nervous Gulp') W-We're ready when you are.....

Oswald: Great. Let us begin. (Turns to Antonov) Now, what would you like to do first, my good man?

Antonov: Hit me.

Oswald: You....sure you want to do that this early in the game?

Antonov: Crazy move on my part, but....(Smiles Sheepishly) w-who knows!? I'm sure the card you give me won't be too terribl-

Antonov receives 8 Clovers with a Queen and 7 Hearts in his Hand.

Antonov: (Eyes Widened andTwitches in Silent at his Cards in Front of Him For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Again) Welp! (Pulls Out a Notepad From Out his Coat Pocket) Time to write out my last will and testament! (Tears Start Falling Down From his Eyes) ('Sniff') In shame.....

Oswald: That....might've been the fastest loss I've ever seen happened in my career in gambling yet.

Ramon: (Shrugs) Luck and Antonov never mixed all that well I'm afraid......

Krohnen: Man's a walking bad luck charm.

Antonov: AHHHHHHHHAHH! (Burst Out Crying Before Burying his Head on the Table)

Angel: (Gently Rubs Antonov's Back Again While Glaring at the Duo) Boys! (Turns Back to her Boss Wity a Reassuring Smile on her Face) Don't worry, Anty. Los chicos and I boy will avenge you before you know it. Really hoping I don't have to eat those words, but that's beside the point!!

Krohnen: Your turn, Ramon.

Ramon: ('Sigh') Si, si....I heard you the second time, amigo...

Oswald: (Turns to Ramon) Would you like another card, sir?

Ramon: (Look at his Cards in Front of Him) With a hand like mines, I'll take as many as I can get. Hit me.

Ramon was given 2 Spades with 4 Diamonds and 3 Clovers in his hands.

Ramon: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Oh mi dios maldito.....Is Antonov's bad luck is starting rub off on me all of the sudden now? This is the worse hand I received yet. Hit me.

Ramon now receives a King.

Ramon: (Puts on. A Satisfied Grin) Ah now we're getting somewhere. I'm leaving it as is for now.

Oswald: A wise choice for now, my good man. (Turns to Angel) Now, miss, what would you like to have?

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) No cards for me, thanks!~

Oswald: (Eyes Widened a Tiny Bit in Genuine Surprise) Y....You're serious.

Angel: Yep. Serious as buzzy bee!~

Oswald: I admire you optimistic confidence, but you do realize that you only have fourteen in your deck, right? It'll cost you the game immensely if you continue to refuse the offer.

Angel: I'm aware of the risk, but answer stays the same. Besides, if anything, I'm willing to let my cutie of a novio handle things from here while we wait.

Krohnen: (Slowly Turns his Head to Angel in Surprise) What the fuc- Angel, are you seriously letting me do this shit alone?

Angel: (Happily Nodded) That's right!~ If there's anyone I trust enough to win this, it's you, Cookie~

Krohnen: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Not one of the greatest choices you've made so far really......

Angel: Krohnen!

Krohnen: What? I'm just saying!

Angel: You said you trust us.

Krohnen: I did and I still do! I just...('Sigh') Don't want to screw it up for all of you, alright?

Angel: (Puts on a Soft, Reassuring Smile on her Face) I know the situation we're in, is scary right now, but have a little more faith in yourself, okay? You can do this.

Ramon: (Simply Nodded With a Smile on his Face) She's right, amigo. Despite our chances, we still believe in you 104% give or take.

Antonov weakly gives Krohnen a thumbs up while weeping softly on the table.

Krohnen: ('Sigh') Alright. I'll carry this one for the team....Hopefully. .

Angel: (Smiles Brightly) That's the spirit!~ And to make sure you won't lose confidence, I reward you with some lovely good luck kisses~

Angel blows out three invisible kisses towards Krohnen's viewpoint.

Krohnen: Not sure that it'll do much, but thanks I guess.

Angel: I'll alsk give you very special, private loving making hours in Anty's bedroom tonight if you win~ (Winks at Krohnen)

Antonov: (Immediately Got his Head Up From the Table) Wait what?

Krohnen: Deal.

Antonov: But- What- No! I- WHAT!?

Ramon: (Rolls his Eyes) Guess I won't have any beauty sleep tonight....

Oswald: ('Sigh') Youth and romance.....Such a interesting combination to behold, no?

Krohnen: Yeah, sure, whatever. Are we gonna continue the game here or not?

Oswald: Yes, yes. Apologies for the delay. I do hope you have more sense than your lady friend there.

Angel: Oi!

Krohnen: My girlfriend never has any sense.

Angel: OI!

Krohnen: But since you wanna be a cheeky bastard so badly.....(Separate Two of his Cards From Sode to Side) then I would like to split my hand into two.

Oswald: Interesting choice of events. But there's just one problem with that I'm afraid

Krohnen: What is it?

Oswald: If you plan on splitting your hand, then you must make another bet on the other half of your hand.

Krohnen: Oh, I'm aware. And that's why I'm offering Phoenix, as part of the wager.

Angel: Phoeni- ('GASPS') Krohnen, that's your ride you're betting on!

Ramon: You sure about this, camarada? You seem to really like that bike of yours.

Krohnen: Yeah, but......It's whatever at this point, you know? It's hell of a better option than betting on something more important.

Oswald: Not the possession I would've imagine, but I suppose it'll do for the time being.

Krohnen: You're gonna keep over analyzing over there or are you gonna give me my card already?

Oswald: Not the suspense type of fellow I see....

Krohnen: Not when money and one of our lives are involved.

Oswald: Suit yourself.

Krohnen receives 8 Spades on one side.

Krohnen: Gimme another.

Krohnen then receives 9 Clovers on the same side.

Oswald: (Smirks a Bit) ('Hmph') Well, isn't this a misfortunate turn of events. It seems your luck is starting to dwindle rapidly with only one hand remains.

Krohnen: More than enough to take the win. Now hit me!

Krohnen receives 4 Hearts on top of his 6 Diamonds on the other half of the broken hand.

Oswald: Seems you're not looking too good, my friend. You're down to one final card. I do hope you know this could ultimately decide the fate of your former champion, yes?

Antonov: (Crosses Two of his Fingers in Plead) Please, please, please make this one count. I'm too old to fear for my life right now!

Ramon: Maybe I should've made another hit when I had the chance.......

Krohnen: You think I was born yesterday? I know the risk and I ain't backing down worth a shit.

Oswald: If you insist.....

As tension continues to rise and the gang's (minus Krohnen) concerns begins to show in each of their faces, Oswald gives the blue haired young man hus final card for the night which just so happens to be......

Oswald: (Eyes Begins to Widened Again) What? An Ace?

Ramon: Then. that means.....

Krohnen: (Smirk Starts to Show) I came out with 21 in total. Pressure's on you now, four-eyes.

Antonov: My god.....(Smiles Tearfully) My live is saved......

Angel: I knew you had it in ya, cookie!~

Oswald: I wouldn't start celebrating just yet. I have yet to reveal the second card in my hand.

Krohnen: Then do it already.

Oswald: That's what I'm doing right now, thank you. Youngins these day.....

Oswald turns his other card around revealing itself to be one measly Joker, much to his dismiss.

Oswald: Well. This truly is unfortunate.

Krohnen: (Smirk Grew Wider) Game, set, and match.

Antonov: (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat in Joy) We won! WE FREAKING WOOOOOON!!!~ (Pulls Ramon and Angel into a Heartdy Group Hug)

Ramon: Choke.....Choking me!

Angel: (Giggles Softly) We're happy for ya, gran chico!~

Oswald: (Smiles a Bit) I must admit, Krohnen, your play this evening has colored me impressed. (Sticks his Habd Out a Krohnen for a Proper Handshake) Well done.

Krohnen: (Accepts the Gesture) Thanks. I guess you're really not that much of a dick than I thought. I actually had a fun time in a casino for once.

Oswald: Glad that you did. Now, how about I take each of you out to eat? It'll be my finest of treats.

Angel: $10,000 prize AND free dinner!? This HAS to be the luckiest night our lives, Krohnenny!~

Krohnen: (Grins Victoriously) You damn right it is, babe.

Meanwhile in the Distance.....

Kukuri: (Angrily Throws his Binoculars Down on the Ground) GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BULLFUCK SHIT!! I can't believe I wasted $100,00 on that crap! I want a refund damnit!

?????: Kukuriiiiiii......

The hooded young man's eyes widens in fear as he slowly turns around to the source of the familiar voice, which just so happens to belong to his master, Dolores.

Dolores: What is this I hear about you planning a assassination on that poor man?

Kukuri: I....I. ca ex-PLAIN!? (Wonces in Pain as He Immediately Gets hus Ear Pulled by his Own Mother)

Dolores: Oh i will make you explain EVERYTHING once we get back to our hotel rooms! Have you lost your goddamn mind, young man? I have had it up to here with you nonsense right now! (Continues Scolding her Son as She Drags Him Out of the Casino with Ease)

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#king of fighters #krohnen mcdougall #angel (kof) #ramon (kof) #antonov #oswald (kof) #kukuri #dolores (kof) #simply game of blackjack #casino night #humor #fluff #friendship #krohnen x angel #edited

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tumblr did not save my post and i forgot half the shit i spent 20min typing out so let’s try this again.

this year i want to encourage myself into being more active in posting about my ocs, art, writing and spreading more oc x canon propaganda LOL it started with jojo’s bizarre adventure and now recently one piece.

so now that i’m having another tism moment, please indulge me as i introduce the audience to my new oc Honeko Krueger !

Honeko is trans and can go by she/her or he/him. Although transmasc, she presents as feminine for the most part (i.e. wearing makeup and revealing clothes).

Honeko is a gunslinger in the One Piece universe. Known as the “Infernal Angel” and “Blackjack” in the criminal underworld, she’s a bit of a seductress in that she strings along the men of pirate crews, making them think she’s gonna sleep with and pillage islands with them, only to wipe them out and bleed them dry of all the treasure they’ve accumulated. She gained her first bounty of 69,000,000 berries after managing to singlehandedly demolish an entire marine ship and a pirate crew in a shootout called the Devil Town Shootout.

She ate the Kemo Kemo no Mi, or the Beast Beast Fruit. This fruit lets the user transform between human to Hellbeast whenever they see fit. It also allows Honeko to manipulate blood to an extent, mainly to feed off of it. The more blood is spilt, the more powerful she feels and the more dangerous she can be. It represents her ruthlessness and brutality in battle, yet she doesn’t like using it as much in fear of losing control as a beast. So she resorts to using it as a trump card instead.

On her island, she’s a part of the Krueger mob family, who are high-ranking members of the Devil Town mafia. Their base of operations (and family home) lies at the heart of the island, a bar and entertainment business. Her family preaches sword use and Devil Fruits over all else, deeming anything else like firearms as inferior. They pressured Honeko to become a proper swordswoman, for if she disgraced the Krueger family, she’ll become as useless as the pistols she so vehemently defends. But because Honeko’s a bit of a petty bitch, she trained herself to handle guns and plans to become the world’s deadliest gunslinger. Just to prove a point.

However, that’s not to say that she’s completely incapable of of using a sword period. The last time she used a katana blade was when she used it to kill her cheatin’ ass boyfriend. She pulled a Kill Bill (or a My Bloody Valentine, even) and carved out his heart to put on a literal silver platter. She may or not have taken a bite out of it. 

Since then, she only keeps two swords in her inventory, a rapier handed down to her from her mother and a katana sword. Although she doesn’t use these swords as much as Lacytanga, she keeps them nearby and uses them as a second option lest something happen to her revolvers (i.e. if they jam). The only other time she’ll use her swords is when she’s training with Zoro.

Lacytanga is based on the Wild Bill Hickok Revolver and is styled with a lacy, gothic appearance.

As a gunslinger her marksmanship borders on the supernatural and has the accuracy of a sniper, her shooting skills are quick enough to give you whiplash. She modified them herself and takes pride in being able to put together and augment her own weapons (something she bonds with Usopp over). If she’s gonna use weapons she wants them to be as boujee and cunty as she is ✨

As for her place in Luffy’s crew, she joined the Straw Hats after she fought an entire marine crew alongside him and Zoro and joined a little before Chopper. She was on the run from a marine ship while Luffy and his crew were docked at the edge of the island to hide from the same ship. The two heard of what she’s capable of and saw a wanted poster with her bounty on it, one that was higher than Luffy’s bounty of 30,000,000 berries, and wanted to see for themselves what kind of fighter she is. After being cornered by the marines, the three of them combined forces and wiped them all out.

Luffy was excited as shit after seeing how she handled them and asked her to join his crew. In her eyes, she saw this as an opportunity to chase her dreams with like-minded people and gain a (second) family, so she agreed. (Honeko x Zoro is a whole nother can of worms I will open later el oh el)

She’s more of a vigilante and has a reputation for being a cold-hearted woman, but to friends and family, she’s a sweetheart and funny as hell. overall Honeko’s just a bitchin’ gunslinger with the FATTEST of asses 🖤✨

#one piece #honeko core #honeko krueger #oc x canon #renaissance