#Ultra's Storytime

[mrultra100]

The Bite Before Christmas

Just in time for Season's Greasons, gather 'round to hear me jumble up a classic Christmas story, with the help of my obsession for a show about stem-birds!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the household, Not a creature was stirring, not even a Maushold The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Hankolas soon would be there

The vamps were nestled all snug in their coffins, While visions of their lovers danced in their noggins And Bunger in hand, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang outta bed to see what was the matter Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and ripped up the sash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen cold, Gave the impression of eras long-old When, what to my wondering eyes should soar, But a miniature sleigh, and eight crested pterosaurs

With a big old driver, so lively and frank, I knew in a moment it must be St. Hank. More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name…?

A vocalization there, a growl there and here, I…really couldn’t understand what was caught up by my ears Mind you, dinosaurs couldn’t really roar, But the confusion left my mind a little bit sore

As dry leaves that before the wild azhdarchid flies, When they meet with an obstacle, reach for the skies So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Hankolas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard would normally break the law, The prancing and pawing of each little claw As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Hankolas crashed with a bound

He was dressed in small feathers, from his head to his tail, And his scales were all tarnished with ashes and other things that I can’t really entail A bundle of toys he had flung with his jaws, He was alot more pleasant than some rabid raptor’s claws

His eyes -- how they twinkled! His feathers how merry! His teeth were hidden in his lips to make it less scary His massive mouth was drawn up like a bow, And his underside was as white as the snow

The bits of a dead turtle he held tight in his teeth, And he had it within his jaws like a wreath He had a big skull and a large hefty belly, That shook, when he devoured the deceased reptile like jelly

He was chonky and large, a right jolly old theropod, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of how it was odd A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk And barely laying his two fingers aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a call And away they all flew like a cursed meme floating down the hall But I decided to exclaim, as he drove out of sight,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD BITE!

#prehistoric planet #christmas #Ultra Ramblings #Ultra's Storytime

[veveisveryuncool]

WAKE UP KIRBLR NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED:

PLASMA WISP AND ELLINE FANS WHERE YOU AT

full pic of plasma wisp blushing below:

#you dont understand they have so much potential #its so random and yet #in the two times plasma wisp appears in that storytime they only have blush when elline gives them the figure #look its cute ok #i am cringe but i am free #i dont even know what to tag this as #plasmalline #<- that is the official tag now i better see numbers soon #kirby series #elline kirby #plasma wisp #veves ultra cool art

[joojconverts]

Hi jooj! Hope you are having a nice day/evening! I just discovered RudyPlaySims and I think you'd love their blog! Their statues and clutter are definetly worth a try at converting. Thanks!

Ok so quick storytime of what LITERALLY just happened:

I went to their patreon account and downloaded this "Putto with Crocodile" fountain to open up on s4studio and check the polycount and all that. While it was importing, I saw there was a source link in the patreon post. So I clicked and it turns out the mesh is from sketchfab, which is basically filled with ultra high poly objects. It was at that moment that I moved my eyes down the screen and saw: Triangles - 491K, Vertices - 248.1K. When I realized that, it was too late, and the blue screen of death hit me like a slap in my face lmaoo, my computer said "i don't wanna liiiiiive"

so hum, thanks for the suggestion, but I'll pass this one lol, I wanna keep my old gpu

#ask #anon #answered

[tricycle-jaune]

storytime : dans la vie, j’ai jamais d’attentes pour éviter d’être trop souvent déçue. sauf que, quand j’ai appris qu’un film sur Oppeinheimer allait sortir en novembre 2022 en juillet 2023 (j’voulais dire que j’ai appris l’annonce du film huit mois plus tôt ptdr j’suis pas claire dsl), dirigé par Nolan avec en tête d’affiche Cillian Murphy, bah là pour le coup si, j’étais ultra hypée. encore + quand j’ai appris que le film allait sortir une semaine pile poil avant mon anniv, ça tombait vraiment bien.

donc j’ai décidé que j’allais m’faire le film en cadeau d’anniv de moi à moi-même (oui jugez-moi idc) et pour marquer le coup, bah j’avais envie de viser fort en allant au grand rex, parce que 1) j’vais au cinéma genre deux fois par an mdr donc j’me disais que pour l’une de ces deux sorties ciné ça méritait bien de claquer dans du haut niveau, et 2) euh non y’a pas de deux, autant pour moi. 

BREF. j’vais au grand rex, j’suis contente, y’a pas trop de monde dans la salle (qui est belle ui faut l’avouer c’est le grand rex quoi) tout va bien dans le meilleur des mondes puis VOILA-T-IL PAS que SOUDAINEMENT a à peu près 1h de film : perceuse. Oui, une perceuse en plein milieu du film. et pas genre loin hein, ça se passait AU DESSUS de nous, genre les balcons. bon, généralement, tu perces un ou deux trous après c’est fini. SAUF QUE NON, ça a recommencé TROIS FOIS tout le long du film mdrrrrr et PLUSIEURS COUPS LA SUITE STP. j’ai franchement halluciné mes ancêtres, et encore moi j’ai une personnalité ultra calme donc j’ai gardé patience (ce ne fut pas le cas de tout le monde et j’les comprend, la vérité c’était lunaire) parce qu’encore une fois, quand tu perces, ça dure pas DES HEURES normalement..... sauf que bon, quand tu payes ta place au grand rex, pour un film de cette ampleur, oui j’avoue moi et les soixantaines de personnes dans la salle (maybe more j’suis nulle pour compter les gens) on avait sûrement osé souhaiter être UN CHOUIA immerger quoi mdrrrr et que l’intervention d’une perceuse par TROIS FOIS en PLEIN MILIEU DU FILM, oui ça gâche UN TANTINET l’immersion, MAIS BON. YA PIRE. (j’aime pas me plaindre j’vous jure) (mais la vérité je vais tellement peu souvent au cinéma que peut-être ça arrive souvent et que j’en sais rien ??) (ça me parait un peu ouf quand même mdr) (ça m’a encore + dég du ciné la vérité lol)

en vrai j’en veux absolument pas aux ouvriers qui faisaient juste ce qu’on leur a demandé de faire, j’en veux aux gens qui leur ont dit “ouais go aller percer du mur en plein milieu du film ça paaaaasse” ça prouve que y’a vraiment que le chiffre qui compte, ‘fin dans une société NORMALE, si t’as des travaux à faire, bah TU FERMES LA SALLE EN FAIT. mais non, un film comme Oppeinheimer ça apporte bcp, hors de question de supprimer une séance pour des travaux j’imagine, donc on fait payer les gens, et s’ils sont pas content du bruit bah osef oui oui, c’est le monde dans lequel on vit now, c’est ultra triste mébon, tu veux faire quoi ???

résultat : déçue as fuck (voilà ce que ça fait d’avoir des attentes MDR) du grand rex dans lequel -à part événement incontournable ??- j’pense pas y retourner de si tôt ptdr. mais j’suis grave contente d’avoir pu voir le film, c’était grave intense, spectaculaire, terrifiant, très politique et humain, ça rend ma fascination pour ce scientifique encore + réelle (j’étais déjà ultra intéressée par le projet Manhattan de base depuis plusieurs années, c’est ce qui a fait que j’étais autant hype par l’annonce du film depuis novembre 2022 mdr)

BREF CE FUT LONG.

n’allez pas au grand rex les gens, allez dans vot’ p’tit ciné de quartier j’vous jure c’est tout aussi bien. et c’est moins cher.

bye bitches, love ya.

#oppenheimer #le grand rex #french

[peacebstill]

[downnnnn-blog]

NEW EPISODE IS LIVE! Happy Thursday subscribers! This week the hosts are joined by their old friend Grant Crawford (@grant_crawford_ )to share his must listen story about surviving Ultra Music Festival Miami back in 2016 since the festival is going on right now. The fellas first catch up and discuss the proper etiquette of posting on your social media stories as well as the benefits of posting your boarding pass before a big weekend. Grant jumps into his incredible story, no spoilers but it’s a mixture of Survivorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and all the Jason Bourne movies. To close out the trio share key takeaways and give some crucial music festival tips. Listen via link in bio or on any of the major streaming platforms. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review (5 stars). Make sure to also follow us on TikTok @notnotdownpodcast !! #sdpodcast #lapodcast #podcasters #podcastersofig #podcastshow #sorrynotsorry #humorpodcast #podcasttherapy #pollquestion #datingadvice #iykyk #hottopics #advice #vibecheck #badadvice #storytime #embracedebate #podcastguest #podcastcomedy #podcastersofig #interviewers #notnotdown #comedypodcast #funnyadvice #hottakes (at San Diego, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqax-5duIL4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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[nurseshannansreviews]

🎅 Zelah is so cute when she reads to Santa! So many fun books in her @LyleLyleCrocodileMovie gift pack from

sony pictures! The #LyleLyleCrocodileMovie is now available on digital and also on 4K Ultra HD™, bluetay™, DVD! with loads of exclusive content. Including sing-alongs, #storytime, bloopers and more! If you're looking for the perfect holiday gift for your loved ones check it out.

🎤 To celebrate the Home Entertainment release of LYLE, LYLE, CROCODILE, @sonypictures teamed up with Performance Vocal - a young and talented #youthchoir group to perform songs from the soundtrack. Check out these touching and adorable performances here: https://youtu.be/5KTdmZ4W_PI

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[hikikomori-route]

Alright, boys. You wanna know why I love Incineroar so much? Well, it all started a few months ago.

I was playing Ultra Moon (they didn’t have Ultra Sun at the EB Games and I didn’t want to reset my existing playthrough) and I made it up to Ultra Megalopolis. And let me tell you, Ultra Necrozma is a bitchass motherfucker.

All stats heightened, all of them. Every fucking stat. It was a pain to widdle it down to enough health to land the final blow, but even then.. there was one problem.

FIVE POKEMON ON MY TEAM HAD FAINTED. FIVE.

Except one.  

That Pokemon? Incineroar.

My starter from the beginning. 

I was sure he was going to faint from Ultra Necrozma’s one hit kill attack(?) but NO. HE FUCKING ENDURED THE ATTACK BY 1 HP. The pure love in my boy Incineroar’s heart was enough to save him from what would be certain death and forcing me to go back to the beginning.

I was astounded, and low and behold? He did it.

He saved my ass.

He slam jam’d Ultra Necrozma into oblivion, we went back to Alola and what happened afterward is history.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk, I hope y’all have a nice day.   

#pokemon #pokemon ultra moon #pokemon usum #incineroar #storytime

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[astaroth1357]

AYE requests briefly open you say? Then here ya go: MC (female or gn) turns into a child for a day courtsey of Solomon (maybe around 5) with the Brothers. I think it'd be adorable, what with finger painting on spell books and things, but there ya go!

The MC is Now Five Years Old, Thanks Solomon...

Oh boy…. A little kid in Hell sounds like a train wreck admittedly, but at least they'll have some pretty strong guardians right? I heard It'll Be Okay by SMLE & Helen Tess and decided that was JUST the feel this sort of request needed.

Intro:

Solomon really doesn't mess up spells often. He's been doing this for a while (at least as far as my headcanon is concerned) so he's gotten pretty damn good at magic over the years. It takes a looot to make him mess up. Like say, a natural disaster, an unexpected surprise… or a whole-ass MC getting knocked into what sigil he's using at just the wrong time. Yeah. That'll do it.

How in the world is he going to explain this to the brothers…?

Lucifer

His anger toward Solomon is quite severe… tempered only slightly by how utterly adorable kid!MC is. (Well all know he's got that soft spot for cute things 🤭) It reminds him so much of his brothers at that age…

The man basically reverts back to being Dad!Lucifer sooo fast.

He's the one tying their shoes, checking on them throughout the day, making sure they're not running with scissors… that sort of thing.

Weirdly enough he's not that bothered by it… In fact, his brothers find it a little unnerving just how at peace he seems when he's keeping track of kid!MC doing this or that… It's like he's just put on an old pair of gloves and found out they still fit.

Speaking of his brothers, Lucifer can't turn off "Parent Mode" so it starts spilling over to them too...

When he started telling Levi "It's bedtime" and used a napkin to wipe Beel's face for him in public, they decided to hold an informal intervention. They're grown demons now, damnit!! 😖

Mammon

The first thing kid!MC did when they saw Mammon was fling themselves at him while screaming "MAMMIE!!!" at the top of their lungs… Regardless of his confusion, the man could probably die happy now.

He only gripes a little bit about being saddled with babysitting duty… Because everybody knows he's not the babysitter now. He's the playmate.

"Mammie, I wanna play House!!" "I ain't playing House with ya, kid. How 'bout Tag?" "No way, you're too fast!"  "Hide'n Seek?" "Luci said we can't play that no more…" "Well don't hide in the oven again!" "You didn't find me!!" "That was the problem!!!"

Pretty much the Man-Child/Actual Child Duo. He's perfect for keeping up with them and they'll whine incessantly when they can't find him for too long...

Totally the brother to take them to the amusement park or really any of those super fun places kids love. He will be just as excited as they are to be there, too.

It's not uncommon to find Mammon passed out on a couch or something with an equally exhausted kid!MC sleeping on his back. The two can really wear each other out…

Leviathan

He's probably the least perturbed by this change. Sudden de-aging of characters is a pretty popular anime trope, after all...

He's not all that taken with kid!MC though to be honest… Largely because he's too worried about keeping his stuff out of their grubby mitts. 😖

"Levi, what's this?" "GAH! Don't touch that!! That's my limited edition Ultra☆Rainbow Witch figurine!!" "I wanna play with it, though!" "It's not a toy!!" "That's not fair! You have nothing but toys, Levi!! You need to share!!" "NO I DON'T!!!"

In those times where Lucifer forces him to share, Levi goes full neat-freak. He handles all the discs and games himself, everything gets practically sterilized, and kid!MC HAS to wash their hands before they touch ANYTHING (especially the game controllers). He ain't risking any random kid-gunk getting on his precious possessions… 😰

He does enjoy playing games with them well enough, at least. No one's going to pass up a game of Devil Kart after all!

Sometimes he'll let them win just to see how happy they get… Though, then they start getting a big head about it so he has to remind him who the actual gamer is with another string of losses... Sucks to suck, kid! 😌😏

Satan

… You know, five year-olds ask a lot of questions… A looot of questions…

"Satan, what's that?" "An umbrella. You use it so that rain doesn't get on you." "Where does rain come from?" "Evaporated water collects in the atmosphere and-" "Is rain like the sky peeing?" "...." "Satan? Does your face hurt?... Satan?"

Please Lord, they may not be on speaking terms, but someone has to have mercy on his patience...

In truth, Satan's kind of charmed by how curious kid!MC is, he just wished they'd listen more to his boring explanations…

"Satan? Why does everyone listen to Diavolo?" "Lord Diavolo is like a king to us demons." "Where's his crown?" "He doesn't wear a crown." "Oh… You don't wear a crown and people listen to you. Are you a king too?" "I mean, you're not wrong… 😏" "Satan, get back to work."

Eh, maybe having a little MC isn't all that bad. They don't lie, after all. 😌

Asmodeus

OMG he hasn't seen a child this cute since the twins were in diapers!!!!

If Mammon isn't around then Asmo takes over babysitting duties (like an actual babysitter) and he's more than happy to do it. It reminds of him of taking care of baby Belphie!

If kid!MC has any interest at all in makeup then he's happy to foster it. He won't give them the good stuff of course, but he'll show them how to do blush, eyes, lipstick, nail polish, whatever!

He also dabbles in a bit of facepaint so do they want to look like a kitty, panda, or dragon? He's got them covered.

Asmo just likes to let them be creative in all forms, really. He's going to be the one to break out the paint and markers and just the kid!MC go to town! (hopefully not on the walls…)

Takes pictures of whatever they draw, good or bad, and happily displays them to everyone. There's not a big enough fridge to hold all the art he's going to collect (and zealously protect).

Beelzebub

Playmate #2 right after Mammon, but he's the less excitable, more responsible one.

"Beel! Beel! Watch me jump off this slide!!" 😰 "Please don't… You could hurt yourself… You slide down slides. That's why they're called that." "*GASP*... That's right! You're a genius!!" *sits back down* "Not really, but thank you." 😊 *waits for them at the bottom*

If the MC is with Beel, they're doing one of two things. Either they're playing together or gorging themselves on junk food.

Beel actually likes "domestic" games like House and Tea Party because it's an excuse to raid the kitchen. He'll play "house-husband" all day as long as he gets to actually eat at every imaginary dinnertime.

He'll play active games too, of course. Especially action-oriented ones like "Cops and Robbers" or Superheros. No one's better at roughhousing than Beel! Though he'll go easy on them, cause they're small and all… 😅

Everyone can always tell when Beel's in charge of them because he carries them around on his shoulders. He's the tallest one of the family so it's like getting to be a giant!

Belphegor

Belphie was introduced to kid!MC when they started crying during one of his naps. They couldn't wake him and they thought he was dead… Followed directly by them declaring their tears were magic when they noticed his eyes opened.

He proceeded to close his eyes again and purposely play dead just to get them all worried again. It was the smile creeping up onto his face that eventually gave him away… 😏

He likes to play with kid!MC and Beel but he's not going to let it get in the way of his nap schedule or anything. When they play "Knights" he gets to take the role of the world's laziest dragon… Rawr.

Kid!MC will only settle down for naptime if Belphie joins too since he'll read them a book like he used to do with Lilith.

Satan's usually the go-to guy for storytime, but Belphie's a close second (largely because he just imitates what he remembers Lucifer doing for him, voices and all 🤭).

He deals with their myriad of questions by just making shit up and pretending he knows what he's talking about. It's around the time that he told them that little men live inside the freezer and shave ice cubes to keep things cold that Lucifer started getting on his case about it… Killjoy. 🙄

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios

[saradianne14]

A3! If they were Youtubers: A thread:

Randomly talked about this with a friend during my stream today lol:

Sakuya:

Going to different Plays, telling you to check them out!

Vlogs of going to practice/getting ready for spring troupes plays

Hanging out with those in Mankai + Kamekichi makes appearances too lol.

Masumi:

May not be a YouTuber to be honest, he doesn’t really like getting attention.

If he were to be one, all his videos would be about you (the director) but he would never show your face on camera/blur your face because he doesn’t want anyone else to see your beautiful face!

Tsuzuru:

Probably too shy (and tired) to want to be a youtuber.

Plus he’s too busy taking care of his brothers/writing plays/acting to be a youtuber!

The only way I see him actually being in a video is on Citron’s channel doing a Manzai act lol.

Itaru:

I mean, gaming videos pretty much.

Would mostly be a streamer, instead of a youtuber. He’d probably be lazy to edit videos tbh lol.

Gaming with Banri and Citron a lot

Citron:

Learning Japanese with Citron! (Getting some phrases/words wrong pretty much though lol).

Storytimes about his time in Zafra.

Manzai acts with Tsuzuru!

Gaming videos + gaming with Itaru!

Vlogs about going to different places in Japan.

Dancing videos!

Would probably be down for any type of content! (Challenges, Try not to laugh, how to videos, mukbangs etc.)

Chikage:

Curry reviews, like his blog “Chliausa’s Spicy blogs”

I fee like other than curry reviews, he wouldn’t really do YouTube. But maybe he might react/Critique different videos on YouTube. (Would mostly roast the video/people in video if it’s “dumb” lol).

Tenma:

Vlogs. I mean he’s already famous, who wouldn’t want to see him vlog?

“How to care for your Bonsai tree” videos.

Getting lost in most of his videos. (Getting lost will be an everyday thing lol)

Shopping videos + with Banri sometimes

Yuki:

OOTD / OOTW videos.

Clothing hauls + collabs with Banri.

“How to style” + fashion videos

DIYS: How to design outfits/how to sew, lace knitting/needle felting etc.

Showing off the cute things he finds + shows you where he bought them.

Muku:

Shojo manga reviews! + sometimes with Sakyo (this will be the only way Sakyo will appear on Camera, since I doubt he’d upload YouTube videos himself!)

Vlogs! Hanging out with his troupe members & Juza/Kumon most of the time!

Chocolate mukbangs with Juza! Maybe even reviews different chocolate desserts.

I can see him making a video of him visiting a cat cafe with Misumi/Hisoka/Kazu. It’d be cute (:

Misumi:

Triangle hunting videos!

Showing his triangle collection and where he found them + triangle hauls & shows you where you can find them.

How to make Onigiri!

Parkour videos.

Lots of collabs with Kazu!

Videos of him hanging out with cats + maybe teaching you cat language lmao.

Kazunari:

Art/ graphic design tutorials. + Draw with me!

Vlogs! Always hanging out with his troupe members + the rest of Mankai.

Traveling videos! + collabs with Azuma.

DIY videos + collabs with Yuki

Q&A videos!

Try not to laugh!

Challenge videos /with Taichi & Citron, and maybe Misumi lol.

Just like Citron, may be down for all types of content haha.

Kumon:

Vlogs! + always showing Juza in his videos lol.

Nutrition videos

Workout videos

Ramen reviews! + showing you the best places to get Ramen.

Videos about Baseball

Videos of him trying out different activities/sports.

Banri:

How to be a fuck boy… lol I’M KIDDING.

Gaming videos + with Itaru

OOTW & Clothing Hauls + with Yuki sometimes

Trying to do prank videos on Juza.

Would legit try anything and be good at it. (Ex: He played Tennis for the first time and won every game against those who’ve played for years)

Vlogging his super ultra easy mode life.

Juza:

I know he tries to hide his love for sweets and candy, but let’s pretend he doesn’t. Dessert Mukbangs!

Trying different desserts from stores/restaurants etc. Would probably like to try different desserts from other countries.

He is pretty shy, so I don’t know if he would vlog or not.

Taichi:

Would make a video of anything to be honest. Like I think he’d make videos of whatever is trending.

Lots of Q&A’s because I feel like he’d love to talk to his subscribers!

Would probably always be vlogging!

Skateboarding videos.

Showing off cool yo-yo tricks.

Origami tutorials!

Omi:

Cooking videos for sure. + has Juza as taste tester for when he makes desserts!

Handcraft tutorials + collabs with Yuki sometimes.

Photography tip videos!

Sakyo:

Probably wouldn’t be a youtuber. He’d be like “I Ain’t doing that crap”

I feel like the only way he’d be in a video is if someone from Mankai includes him in a video.

Where would you see Sakyo in videos? On Sakoda’s channel! Lmao. Imagine Sakoda’s video titles like: “On the job with the boss,” “Hanging out with the boss,” “Running errands for the boss” and Sakyo would be like “get that camera out of my face!”

Azami:

Makeup tutorials.

Different skincare products + makeup reviews. + collabs with Azuma  and Yuki sometimes!

Trying to pull pranks on Sakyo videos.

Soccer videos + (Soccer Challenges) with Tasuku and the soccer club maybe?

Rap battle freestyles with Homare lol.

Tsumugi:

Wait… Tsumugi isn’t good with technology, would he be able to make youtube videos?? He may need someone to help him edit and film! (Kazu)

“How to care for different types of flowers” videos!

Flower language videos (:

Tips on improving your acting + collab with tasuku!

How to make an omelette video… lol. Or showing recipes that have eggs in them haha.

Tasuku:

Workout videos + collabs with Kumon sometimes!

Health Tips!

Soccer videos + Soccer challenges. + collabs with the soccer club!

Tips on improving your acting + collabs with Tsumugi!

Hisoka:

Marshmallow review!

Teaching how to make recipes that have marshmallows +Omi does all of the cooking and Hisoka is just the taste tester.

Showing good napping places

Good plushie/pillow reviews!

Hisoka ASMR “Hisoka heartbeat and breathing sounds for 1 hour”

Homare:

Reciting his poems!

Tips on how to write poems

Vlogging the life of a genius! (He has fans already, so they’d love to watch his videos!)

Rap battle freestyles with Azami!

Play/book/art reviews?

Tea Time with Homare (like a mukbang pretty much, but classier)

Azuma:

Skincare routine and tips + product review videos.

Travel videos + collab with Kazu sometimes!

Wine + alcohol taste testing + with Sakyo/Guy/or Homare.

Color with me and chat videos haha.

Beauty related videos + with Yuki and Azami somtimes!

Guy:

Exploring Japan, vlog style.

Videos about Zafran culture and his times living in Zafra.

How to make different types of alcoholic drinks + sometimes Azuma or Hisoka help!

Karate lessons? + with Kumon.

Just like his Mankai blogs, Citron names the titles of his videos lol.

#a3! act! addict! actors! #a3! #a3! game #a3! sakuya #a3! sakyo #a3! misumi #a3! guy #a3! tenma #a3! yuki #a3! banri #a3! juza #a3! azuma #a3! tsumugi #a3! tasku #a3! itaru #a3! chikage #a3! muku #a3! kazunari #a3! kumon #a3! tachi #a3! homare #a3! hisoka #a3! citron #a3! omi #a3! masumi #a3! tsuzuru #a3! tasuku

[hopelikethemoon]

Care (Javier x Reader) {MTMF} [smut]

Title: Care Rating: Explicit  Length: 2300 Warnings: Angst, smut (shower sex, rough sex, brief fingering,  brief cockwarming, and brief thigh riding) and hurt/comfort, descriptions of bruises.  Notes: You can find everything about Maybe Today, Maybe Forever here. Set January 1995, a few days after “Trust”.  Summary: Reader tries to wash away the stress of the day. 

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January in Florida wasn’t terrible. Most days climbed to the low 70s, whereas Colombia used to rarely fall below 84 on a cool January day. 

It wasn’t the heat that had made sweat soak through your shirt. Fear had done it. Flop sweat, fueled by adrenaline. You weren’t just risking your life — you were risking a comfortable future for Josie and the potential to have a future with Javier. 

It used to be easy when it was just you. 

Now, coming home at two in the morning, fresh from a sting felt wrong. You’d missed dinner, storytime, and bedtime. It made you feel for all those nights Javier missed in Colombia.

The condo was dark when you finally made it home, save for the light spilling onto the hallway floor from beneath the bedroom door. 

You weren’t the least bit surprised that Javier had stayed up. He’d been displeased with your choice to follow through with the operation, but he hadn’t stood in your way either. He was probably a ball of anxiety, like you used to be when he was on assignment without you.

But before you crawled into bed with him, you needed a shower.

You flicked the light on the bathroom, ducking inside and shutting the door behind you. You looked like shit. 

Frizzy hair from sitting inside a humid car, skin flushed from stress, and bags under your eyes because you hadn’t actually slept well last night. 

You peeled off your shirt as you turned to get the water running, setting the temperature just right. As you suspected, there was a nasty bruise forming across your ribs. 

It had been a stupid mistake. 

You stared at your reflection, brushing your fingers over the blue, purple, and red bruise that was blossoming across your skin. It hurt like shit. 

The perp had taken you by surprise. You should’ve realized that roid-raging meatheads with brass knuckles would leave a mark. 

You unzipped your jeans, sliding them down your hips along with your underwear. There was another bruise forming at your hip — that had been caused by your own stupidity. You’d been so caught up in the action, you’d failed to see a rather large statue in the backyard. 

You untied your hair, tossing the hair tie on the sink, before you stepped into the shower. The hot water felt like bliss on your sore muscles. You stepped directly under the flow, tilting your head forward as you let it soak into your hair. 

The bathroom door creaked open and you lifted your head to watch Javier’s blurry form through the frosted glass door. 

“You’re home.” Javier stated as he shut the door behind him.

You stepped out from beneath the water, sliding the shower door open. “I thought you might’ve fallen asleep. I didn’t want to wake you up twice.” You told him, angling yourself so the bruise was obscured by the frosted glass. 

“How’d it go?”

“We got one of them,” You smiled a little. “I don’t think I’m going to join them for the next sting.”

He nodded slowly, “You open to company while you shower?”

“Always.” You hadn’t planned to discuss your bruises until the morning. But the thought of Javier joining you in the shower seemed like the perfect balm for the ache you felt.

You watched as Javier shed off his pajama pants and boxers. You loved your job — you really did. But you wanted to keep coming home to this. To him. 

Javier pushed the shower door open a little further as he stepped in to join you. His eyes went instantly to the bruise at your ribs, brows furrowed. “Baby—“

“Brass knuckles.” You explained before he had the chance to question you further. “Already got checked out by the EMTs. Just bruising. Nothing’s broken.”

He didn’t seem content with that answer. Javier stepped towards you, crowding you beneath the showerhead as he reached out to trace his fingers over the mark. 

“You could’ve broken your goddamn ribs.”

“I know.”

“Punctured a lung.”

“Mhm.” You set your jaw hard. “But I know what I’m doing, Javi. I handled it. He wasn’t expecting the knee to the balls.”

A wry chuckle escaped him, but his expression was still stormy. “If they’d called to tell me you were in the hospital…”

“But I’m not.” You shook your head as you reached out to run your hands over his shoulders. “I’m right here.”

Javier was tense. You could practically feel the tension radiating off of him, making your own anxiety roil in your stomach. 

It reminded you of Colombia — of the night Daniel was shot. Javier had been in a similar mood, only your positions had swapped. You had been at home, uncertain if you’d see him that night or at work the next day. 

You still remembered seeing him covered in blood and not knowing…

“Javier.” You breathed out, letting yourself be drawn to him. His hand curled around your hip, led by the natural pull. 

All of this inner turmoil needed somewhere to go. 

“Do you want this?” Javier questioned, water running down his cheeks as he leaned forward beneath the flow until his nose brushed yours. 

You nodded, cupping his jaw as he rose up on your toes and closed the distance between you. Your lips slanted over his, water droplets caught between your mouths as they moved together. Heat and desire lanced through you as he walked you backwards. 

Javier’s hand was caught between your back and the shower wall as he molded his body to yours. 

You reached down and curled your fingers around his half-hard cock, slowly stroking your fist over his length. 

Sex didn’t solve everything, but it was a great way to work through impassioned emotions. You knew he was at war — he’d fucked you thoroughly just a few nights ago. He was torn — he didn’t want you to put yourself into harm’s way, but he didn’t want to control what you did in your life. 

He supported you, even when he hated the situation. All you had to do was look at Colombia to realize he’d do anything just to keep you. 

You dragged your fingers through his dampened hair, scraping your nails over his scalp as your lips parted to welcome his tongue. You moaned as he ran it over the roof of your mouth, before sliding over your own tongue.

Javier rolled his hips, thrusting into your fist. His hand grabbed at you, brushing over the bruise at your hip. The tingle of pain and pleasure making your blood run hot. 

You bit down on his bottom lip, tugging at it as you pulled back, releasing it so you could catch your breath. “Yes.” You told him again as you met his gaze. 

He curled his arm around you, drawing you close as his other hand reached down to slide between your thighs. He parted your tender folds, his fingers teasing you as they sought out your center.

You inhaled sharply as he pressed two fingers into you, curling them almost instantly to seek out that sweet spot within you. You grabbed at his forearm to keep yourself steady as he stoked the need within you.

“I could’ve lost you,” Javier said roughly, pressing his forehead to yours. “I could’ve fucking lost you.”

Your nails sank into his arm as you tilted your head to kiss him again. There were no words to soothe that feeling. You’d been there before. 

His kiss was bruising. Rough, forceful, and desperate. Javier pinned you back against the wall, most of the water running down his spine as he sheltered you from it. 

“Look at you.” He drawled out as he pulled back just enough to watch his fingers working in and out of your cunt. “Are you going to let me fuck you, baby?”

You nodded quickly, “Yes.” You sank back against the wall with a breathy moan as he withdrew his fingers, bringing them to his lips. 

He licked them clean, his eyes locked on yours. “Turn around and face the wall.”

“Make me.” You countered, unwilling to go easy. Not when you were still raring for a fight. 

“Turn. Around.” He invaded your space. “Now.”

You smirked at him, “No.” You pressed your palm to his chest, pushing him backwards. “I’m finishing my shower.”

Javier backed down slightly, “Do you want to stop?”

You arched a brow, “Nope.”

He gave a short chuckle, “Trying to wind me up?”

“I’m looking for a bit of a tussle.” You retorted, pressing your tongue to the inside of your cheek as you met his gaze. “I’ve still got all of this adrenaline.” You gestured to your body. 

Javier scraped his teeth over his bottom lip as he sized you up, his gaze lingering on your breasts before reaching your eyes again. 

He stepped towards you, invading your space as he reached out to trace his fingers over your forehead, brushing the damp hair away. “Then I guess I ought to work all that adrenaline out of your system.” He drawled out, cupping your jaw as he locked eyes with you.

Your tongue darted out over your bottom lip and you inhaled slowly. “You know what I need, Javi.”

Javier nodded slowly, holding your jaw still as he leaned in to press a quick gentle kiss to your lips. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” You whispered in return, before he released your jaw, grabbing your hip instead as he manhandled you back against the wall once more. 

Once he had you pinned against the wall, he grabbed your hands and held them above your head. “Look at you.” He said lowly, cupping your left breast. With your hands above your head, they were put on display for him. “Fuck.”

You inhaled sharply as he slotted his knee in between your thighs, “Are you just going to tease me? Or are you going to fuck me, Javi?”

He pressed his leg more securely against your throbbing flesh, smirking as you rolled your hips, grinding against his leg. “And miss out on this?” He questioned as he leaned down and caught your nipple between his lips, swirling his tongue around the pebbled peak, before trailing kisses over the swell of your breast. 

His leg wasn’t enough, but it was friction and it still made desire pool heavy in your lower belly. You were wound up tighter than a spring and you had a feeling he might be able to set you off just by filling you. 

Fuck. He looked good. The water had soaked his hair, causing the edges to curl, stuck to his forehead and temples. You wanted to touch it, to delve your fingers into the damp curls, but his grip was tight like a vice. 

And his hard cock laying against his stomach — taunting you. You wanted him in you, so you could just let go and feel. 

He roughly palmed at your other breast, teeth joining his tongue as he teased your nipple. Every touch sent sparks of desire between your thighs, little flutters of pleasure washing through you.

“I miss it,” He admitted as he closed the distance between your faces, his lips brushing yours as he spoke. “We were good together in the field.”

You nodded your head in agreement, “We’re still good together.” You told him softly. “That’s what was wrong tonight. There was no you to rely on.”

Javier kissed you then as he reached down to urge your leg up. You knocked a bottle of shampoo off the little shelf where your foot landed — providing Javier with the perfect height and angle to give you what you needed.

He kept your arms pinned above your head as he slid into you and you struggled in vain to pry them from his hold. His cock felt like heaven and you clenched around him as he buried the length within you. 

“Fuck,” He hissed as he drew back. “You’re so fucking wet baby.” Javier’s hand tightened at your hip, right below where the bruise was. 

You trembled in his hold, there was no way you could help it. You were so keyed up, desperate to fight or fuck and he had stilled within you. You just wanted him to move — right up until the moment he did.

Javier withdrew and slammed back into you, driving the full length of his cock into you before repeating the action again. “Is that what you needed, baby? Is that what you want?” He questioned, lips close to your ear as he released his hold on your arms. 

He needed both hands to hold you steady as he fucked you and you needed your hands to claw at his back and shoulders. You needed to hold onto him. 

You came in a mere matter of thrusts and the rush felt electrified as he continued to slam into you, drawing out your release until he reached his own end. Your body clenched around him, milking every last drop of his release from him.

It was in those seconds as you both started to come down from your highs that some damn broke inside of you. You pressed your face into the crook of his neck and let the water wash away your tears. 

Everything had changed. You weren’t on your own anymore and you couldn’t run headfirst into danger anymore. The career you’d once dreamed of wasn’t achievable anymore, but you could make something of the one you had. 

You had a family now — one that meant the world to you, and you couldn’t just throw that away. 

Javier understood that and now you did too. 

Even after the water ran cold, Javier gently washed away the day, sweeping the washcloth over your skin, lathering up your hair, and helping you rinse the soap away. 

With the tears, exhaustion had followed. The inevitable adrenaline crash. 

Javier took care of you. Just like he always had. 

#javier pena #javier pena x reader #pedro pascal x reader

[theheartshapedsunglasses]

anyways as someone who cares too much about drama i have finally found that there are ppl so insufferable i cannot even start to care about theirs

#.........these ppl really try me #also what is it with the trend of 'smug white dude makes 20 minute youtube vid dragging someone #while being ULTRA IRONIC and NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING MORE THAN U' #but the video is literally the driest piece of shit ever like where are the receipts? there's nothing new #ur just gonna accuse someone of having ur own personality flaws?? cool #arrogant men hate other arrogant men: the snake consuming its tail #also women do this but in their storytimes* sorry equality i guess #birds chirping

[firespirited]

Altered Carbon S2 Review (spoiler free)

so Altered Carbon season 2 was great, kind of because it was everything season 1 was not. No extensive violence against sex workers, no Starz-style sex for titillation’s sake. No utter hopelessness. No hour long torture scenes. I mean it’s still gory, people still die but characters who havn’t given up on their humanity are given the bulk of the storytime not a relentless parade of depraved lost-souled ultra rich. Season 1 didn’t need that much explicit exposition, I mean most of us get the hint that rich out of touch elites get up to horrific stuff, we have history and current events to inform us, no need for ten hours of delving deep into the gutter. Mansfield Park the 1999 movie does its exposition with creeping dread underneath the surface then a blink and you’ll miss it sketchbook of horrors of the slave trade. I feel equal hate for those villains masquerading as good people as I did the villains in S1 minus feeling like I spent ten hours watching torture porn.

You see, there’s noir then you’ve got your ultraviolence noir. S1 was ultraviolence with a coat of noir clichés and S2 is classic good noir which always involves a note of hope and reflections on the humanity of the heroes and the villains, the shades of grey, the cycles of violence.

Not only was the story less exploitative all round but Anthony Mackie as Takeshi did a fantastic job as the full of heart Takeshi we saw in season one as played by Will Yun Lee. Joel Kinnaman didn’t really let that “soul” come though and I get that he was disorientated, alone and out of his time but he remained stoic throughout the first season instead of gradually letting his natural Tak’ bounce and grace come back. This season’s Anthony Mackie is that cheeky, loving but weary Tak and we get extra contrast with Will Yun Lee playing younger Tak still trapped in an abusive relationship with the army. The plot is 90% action driven but when it does slow down for moments of talk and feelings: we get loving sentient AI, Tak somehow breaking through his self loathing for a moment to forgive himself for being a naive kid who wanted to be strong and give a good life to his sister, sidekicks that are more than just one dimensional sidekicks for the fridgeing and the true cost of eternal life in more ways than one. Made me want to watch a season 3 where they rebuild the revolution against the caste system and against eternal life.

So my recommendation would be to watch season 1 recapped on youtube or with your remote in hand ready to fast forward, there is literally an entire episode of torture and several half episodes of mental torture or witnessing depraved acts of violence in great detail. The sex feels gross or boring. Season 2 doesn’t skimp on the gore, the fight scenes and quite the body count of secondary characters you’d started to appreciate. There’s nudity and sex. The overall tone is different but it’s still a blood and butts show.

What season 2 definitely nailed down was that Anthony Mackie can carry a franchise if he gets the chance. America’s ass is still more than blessèd and what can I say: he’s got the range! I’d also watch Renée Elise Goldsberry as the heroine/anti heroine in whatever movies or tv she chooses. She is mesmerizing. Somebody give her all the roles already. I want to be over saturated with Goldsberry and Mackie and Yun Lee: give them every role Cumberbatch, ScarJo and the Chrises currently have and I’ll throw my (not much) money and (lifelong) gratitude at you.

This review has been spoiler free but I do recommend watching parts of episode 6 multiple times, Will Yun Lee goes on a “face journey” that is act-ing just at it’s highest level. He will make you feel all the feelings.

#altered carbon #season 2 #s2 #anthony mackie #will yun lee #renee elise goldsberry #saf

[thanksjro]

Eugenesis, Part Six Scene Four: Xenon Info-Dumps For Five-And-A-Half Pages

Alright, back to bullshit.

Galvatron is being a rude little turd to Xenon, calling his robot collection old and dusty, but Xenon’s too wrapped up in the Quintesson/Cybertronian lore to be bothered. Ultra Magnus just wants to know what the fuck he’s done with the Matrix.

You heard the man, out with it.

So, back when the Quintessons first started out, they were known as the Progenitors- yeah, I know- a quasi-organic race who went from caveman-level intelligence to full-blown hard sci-fi sons of guns at an incredibly rapid rate.  

Problem is, they didn’t get any further than that. They tried, sure. They tried real hard, for millions of years. Then, once their inspiration had run out, they started looking to other races to try and figure something out.

This just in, god is dead and James Roberts killed him by turning him into a glorified OS.

So, P.R.I.M.U.S. is encoded onto these geodes, and they become sentient. Sometimes they think they’re god.

Just like everyone else in this story.

Now that the Quintessons knew about these little god-doodads, they wanted one for themselves, to try and reverse-engineer the secret to immortality. They hired some guys called the Weavers to nab one for them.

This is some serious nerd shit, y’all. Galvatron agrees with me- he’s never even heard of any of the things Xenon’s droning on about. Neither have I- this is all Roberts at this point.

The Weavers brought back two geodes to the Quintessons, who promptly hid them away until the Masters cooled off a bit, since they were a little miffed about the thievery and whatnot. Then they noticed a couple problems: A) the geodes were encrypted to the moon and back, and B) if you so much as looked at the thing wrong it would purge the Lifecode completely.

Didn’t Optimus throw this thing at Unicron a couple times? Maybe the geode just doesn’t like you, Xenon, ever thought of that?

In order to decode the geodes, the Quintessons needed massive computers. Y’know, like God. But before they could really get a head start on that, the Masters’ nanobot enforcers showed up, blocking out the sky like a giant swarm of angry wasps. They wrecked shopped on Quintyxia- the old one, not the new one- and the Quintessons ran for it. They headed for the planet where they’d buried the other geode, but something went wrong with their hyperspace drive, and they didn’t arrive until two million years after they’d set off.

They dug for the geode, hit something metal, and that’s when the quakes started. The Quintessons left, thinking the planet was unstable.

At this point, Magnus is begging Xenon to just get on with it.

The Quintessons headed back to Quintyxia, to find that their lush, green world had been turned into one made of metal. Cybertron. Quintyxia is Cybertron. New Quintyxia is Quintyxia. It’s like that time Prince named himself the Artist Formerly Known As Prince.

Of course that leaves the question of why the nanobots didn’t just destroy the planet instead of… doing whatever they did to make Cybertron Cybertron.

So, Cybertron is a planet-sized computer, tasked with the sole purpose of decoding the meaning of life.

You know, I remember reading somewhere- and don’t quote me on this, because I can’t for the life of me remember where exactly- that Roberts has never read The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Now, either he’s lying- which I don’t know why he would, the guy loves references- or this is just a weird thing the collective brain of the English population does, where they all jump to the same ideas in absurdist sci-fi.

When the Quintessons showed up on Cybertron, they were met with the results of the cracked Lifecode- the first Transformers (but they couldn’t transform, that was a thing that developed alongside the war.) They couldn’t do much of anything, really.

Well, now we know where the protoform babies in IDW come from.

The Quintessons, not ones to squander an opportunity, decide to use these fragile, helpless proto-beings as slaves.

Yeah, the Quintessons have kind of been the worst since day one.

They build brain modules, stick them in the ground- Seedlings, Xenon calls them- and watch as the planet wrapped living metal around them and built bodies.  

The Quintessons get pretty good at making the Auto-Bots, and get to a point where they’re drafting up blueprints for each solitary one. Blueprints that Xenon apparently kept, since he’s got all these copies in the pods right now.

If you couldn’t tell already, we’re going with the “the Quintessons made the Transformers” creation myth.

Of course, you make a big enough species, they’re going to need some corralling- that is, if you want to be an awful, controlling, overbearing parent. And the Quintessons definitely wanted that. So, what’s one to do?

…Look, it’s not that I necessarily disagree on a base level, but-

Xenon, you fucking neckbeard.

Because the Quintessons forgot that religion is not a one-set-outcome game, they were surprised to find that it had given their creations hope and will, things you really don’t want your enslaved masses to have.

The Covenant drove off the Quintessons, then fucked off into deep space to spread the message of Primus, with Maximo at the head of things. Maximo was the leader of the Cybertronian Empire and Megatron’s progenitor in the Marvel UK comics. They did leave someone behind to keep the masses within the faith- Primon. He’s important in the comics, just trust me on that.

Oh man, we’re finally getting some answers.

Xenon admits that the Quintessons didn’t come up with everything; there were parts that they just straight-up ripped out of the geode’s owner’s manual.

Oh. Well. That’s… underwhelming. Xenon’s really just dumping the entirety of the Cybertronian religion into the trash at this point, isn’t he? This info-dump has been going on for five pages, and we still aren’t done.

Turns out that kill switch code was pulled from the geode too- 4/11.002983712 is its serial number. That’s like if you called your dad by his first name and then immediately died afterwords.

But whatever happened to that second geode the Quintessons buried on the other planet?

Yeah, that turned into Unicron.

Turns out the virus that wipes the Lifecode from the geode messed up, and made the geode want to kill literally everything in the universe just for being alive.  

Well, isn’t that all just fine and dandy~!

Because the Quintessons didn’t realize what Unicron’s whole deal was at first- the vore-planet had learned how to lie at some point before they met up- they worked together for a time.

At this point the Quintessons had gone from being quasi-organic to something more cybernetically-dependent, so that might have also made things a little difficult in the baby-making department. Or not. I don’t fucking know, things are just happening at this point.

MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW WHAT BOOK YOU’RE IN

THERE WILL BE NO HAPPY ANYTHING

Storytime’s over, back to the present day. Xenon’s going to take these podded robots and populate New Quintyxia with them. They won’t fight, they’ll be actual, normal people who don’t wage war.

Xenon must have gotten some new glasses, because that’s one hell of a rose-tinted worldview he’s got there.

Ultra Magnus at this point just asks for the Matrix back so they can go home. Xenon says “nah, but check this out tho” and powers on the pod-bots.

Xenon, that’s gross. Don’t make Galvatron and Magnus watch you be weird with the power of granting life, man.

All the robots wake up, stand, and stare up at Xenon, who’s floated up to the ceiling on his power trip. They… aren’t supposed to do that.

Turns out the Matrix is a friggin’ liar, and only promised power because it’s actually Unicron in there. Well, damn.

Galvatron shoots Xenon. Good.

Shoulda sprung for the waterproofing on your Uggs, Mags.

Galvatron’s on a roll, now. He aims at one of the zombies and fires, and they all go down, thanks to their interlinked minds. Crisis averted, I guess.

Magnus, though not happy with Galvatron’s wanton destruction of innocents, has bigger fish to fry at present; he’s convinced that the Matrix is still inside God. Boy oh boy, is he wrong, but the narrative demands he at least tries. He sticks his hand into the computer, up to the shoulder. That’s not good heavy-duty machinery safety.

Well, shit. He’s been possessed by a higher power.

You know, now that I think about it, there’s a good chance that Xenon putting the Matrix into God messed up the killswitch code, and that’s why Prowl had to use a wasting disease to try and end it all. Not really relevant at this exact moment in the story, just a thought I had.

Galvatron, having had enough mystical bullshit for one day, shoots his arm clean off, severing the connection. Magnus drops like a stone, and Galvatron bolts as everything starts coming down around them.

Oh no, Magnus is gonna be our first victim, isn’t he?

Magnus follows after Galvatron, leaving his arm. Hope he doesn’t run into any aqua fortis on the way back to the Trident, because his Pretender shell is beat all to hell.

Then Xenon pulls himself together and stops being dead.

Sigh.

This was ONE section.

#transformers #jro #eugenesis #part six #maccadam #Hannzreads #text post #long post #prose writing

[scrimblocollector]

saw your recent total drama reblogs and i must ask....what are your thoughts on gwen/courtney? (For the ask meme)

Uh, complicated ask

But before storytime (bc you asked my thoughts, bit you can skip it if you want)

{Skippable part [It's been years since i saw the first three seasons + s5 so my judgement of the series is extremely biased from what i remember; but i know one thing for sure: i absolutely LOVED Courtney, she was everything to me, she was strong, funny, intelligent, insane, determined, very sensible, and ruthless (looking back, my taste didn't changed that much); 12/13yo me was crazy about her, but still i knew she wasn't a role model, she was a bad person for treating other like dirt and she was wrong for trying to change Duncan

I was a huge Courtney stannie but i never tried to excuse her actions and i recognized she was a villan, even though i must admit i was ultra salty everytime she got eliminated, yes including action.

Of course i also really shipped ""Ducney"" (sorry but for me it will always be "C×D"), my very first ultimate OTP, it was a very big comfort ship, i was pratically obsessing over them, my very first written, complete fanfiction was about them, i knew they weren't "the ideal couple", that Courtney wasn't a good girlfriend and that Duncan was a bastard for cheating on her, but that didn't changed that i found their relationship extremely interesting and complex, i made long essays in my head analyzing their behavior, and when i watched the show, i fangirled like crazy whenever they interacted, mostly because they are hilarious together than, like, actually romantic; even tho they had some very cute moments

Hell, the ep they got together wasn't just my favorite ep in the series but it was Peak Romance for me! Legit nothing made my heart flutter like that ep, nothing came close to that masterpiece.

And then it came TD Tour, Ducney cheated on Courtney with Gwen, i admit the scene was hilarious because Tyler was watching, and i was screaming "NOOOO" while laughing but i was geninuely heart-broken, not only my OTP broke; but i liked Gwen too and watching her betray my fave like that was... ew, in fact despite everything i thought Gwen was too nice, likable and interesting to be hateble (specially comparated to cutboard characters like Zoey and Mike).

About Duncan, i understood why he did that, but that doesn't he was a huge dick and i wished that plotline never existed, when in discussions i saw statements like "Courtney deserved it" i responded saying that while Courtney needed to learn to respect their partner, NOBODY deserved to be cheated on (specially on national TV!) and in fact i still think that; when i think about it C×D definitely helped me to form opinions on "do and don't" of relationships.]}

So TL.DR whe i was little i loved Courtney and "C×D" was my OTP but i knew their relationship was far from ideal and that Courtney needed to change her behavior + Duncan was a douche for cheating on her

So about Gwen × Courtney, in All Star was fairly interested in "Gwen's redemption arc", i mean sort of, because the joke with her was she was a good person that did a very bad thing, i was very happy they made up, because they both deserved it and Duncan was old story for both of them

But then it came the whole convulved plot with Scott, Mal; they fight again, never make up and get eliminated, and that was the end, because we can't get nice thing.

Now, putting aside that i hated how All Stars treated its characters, i still do and i was way interested in Courtney × Scott; my thoughts with Gwen and Courtney didn't changed, they should make up but it seems that an actual reconciliation is stil far.

So final vote: D, i'm neutral

I respect everyone that makes G×C content but unless i see them going through a whole season without backstabbing eachother, i'm not too interested in their dynamic

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