#Villainous team blog

[moonrazemalestorm]

Ooc: Finally a villainous force to fight against

Introducing… Team Reign! A villainous team situated in multiple regions that aims to control powerful Pokémon, but not for themselves. They capture Pokémon and put them in a controllable state for other villainous teams to use.

Team Reign doesn’t stop at mind controlled pokemon, they also create illegal fusions, modified pokemon, and deliver them to clients.

They believe Pokémon can become more perfect through the use of technology, and by controlling and modifying them, bring out their true strength that would never be shown if left in the wild.

Regina Twist (AKA Hivemind):

Regina Twist is the leader of Team Reign. To keep her identity a secret, they go by Hivemind in public.

She was a researcher in Constellia meaning she is aware of Star Energy and its existence. She was interested in artificially modifying Pokémon to bring out their true strength, but her research was rejected by the Constellian Government. The region was very serious about leaving nature and pokemon the way it is, and artificially modifying nature was considered illegal and rude.

Regina’s life after moving away from Constellia is unknown, and many thought she died, but as Team Reign start causing trouble those who knew her suspect that Regina created Team Reign to take revenge on those who rejected her research, and to offer help to other villainous teams.

Catalyst:

Catalyst is Regina’s partner, and only known Pokémon. It’s believed that Catalyst is an illegal three way fusion between Serviper, Malamar, and Garchomp.

Regina specifically created Catalyst so she could harvest his venom. She uses the venom to put Pokémon in a state where they’re more willing to follow orders, essentially “mind controlling” them.

Team Reign’s blog:

Team Reign’s official rotomblr is @teamreignofficial. Currently there’s nothing there but they will come

If you run villainous team blogs, you may receive messages from Team Reign offering funding, support, and potentially pokemon.

If you’re planning a high stakes event and would like Team Reign involved, please let me know!

#Ooc #pkmn irl #pokereality #pokemon irl #real pokemon #Villainous team blog #Constellia #pokémon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblr

[lavenderjewels]

i love geto i find his completely embarrassing behavior and inability to live to his full potential or win fights to be charming

#i feel like I don’t actually talk about most of my favorite characters on this blog 😭 but he’s one of them #the fact he was all ‘you don’t even know how to do that? pay attention to class 🤨’ to yuuta during their fight #but clearly didn’t even teach the twins shit about binding vows in shibuya 😭😭 #and the way kenjaku is going wild with cursed spirit manipulation.. a little pathetic for geto as a villain in hindsight #but I love it #still wish we could’ve had more with the remaining family cult members post shibuya though. I will never forget u larue yuki team up 😤 #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #jjk spoilers

[watcheraurora]

Another one-shot for the Even Ice Walls Fall Down universe! This one was so much fun. I love writing Deepfrost teasing Sheriff with flirting it’s so much fun XD

This one takes place only a few months before the main Ice Walls story!

Vaguely inspired by @noxlotl’s Dolls animatic for the DDVAU. This whole universe was loosely inspired by the DDVAU but the Ranchers are rotting my brain

#solidaritek #jimmy solidarity #Tango Tek #TangoTek #Trafficshipping #Even Ice Walls Fall Down #Superhero/Villain AU #team ranchers #Team Rancher #Rancher Duo #fun fact when I made this blog I thought the Watcher!Grian brainrot would be the most prominent #but no. it’s the Ranchers #hmm #listen I love the idea of the rival saving the hero and the hero being all 👉👈 about it

[pluralprompts]

Prompt #787

Person A becomes a magical kid! And then, a few weeks later, becomes a hero!

... Those two things are unrelated.

See, Person A had just gotten in the groove with their magic and magical kid persona when they got their superpowers, and it's only for their superpowers that they were dragged into a ragtag team of heroes, so they kept quiet on all their magical abilities. Now, though, Person A is stuck with two separate personas dealing with two separate types of problems (why does this town have both magical villains and supervillains attacking it?!), and they can tell the stress is getting to them. Patrolling as both a hero and a magical kid, on top of all their everyday work... It's too much for them to handle. But what can they do about it?

Well, apparently their brain's answer to that question was "split Person A into two selves based on their secret identities", so now there's that to deal with. Magical Kid and Hero must now compromise and work together to handle their three-way workload, all while keeping up the illusion that nothing's changed with Person A. But will having their magical kid self and their hero self as two separate selves truly help matters? Or will it just make things worse?

(And what happens when their team starts to get suspicious that something's changed?)

Bonus: add a third self to the picture who's based on how Person A tries to act during their everyday life! After all, a secret identity is still a persona of sorts – and wouldn't the system need someone to manage everything outside of patrols and saving the day?

#plural system #plurality #pluralgang #pluralprompt #prompt blog #prompt #magical girl au #heroes and villains #adaptive system #new(ly discovered) system #team #small system

[whumpbump]

Stop Fighting Me

Cw: emeto, noncon drugging, blood, mcd

As the car sped down the winding road, Hero began to retch.

Looking back in the mirror, Villain said “Not on the seats!” But they were too late as Hero spread an ocean of bile across the suede upholstery.

Wiping their mouth, Hero groggily began to cry out in apology. Tears running, snot bubbling, they felt so awful. If not for the poison and antidote battling it out in their system for dominance, Hero would have made a stronger effort to get their head out the window. If they would’ve lost their composure at all at that point.

Focusing back on the road, Villain tsked to themselves before grumbling “it’s ok, you can’t help it but you’re damn well gonna be cleaning it up after you’re better.”

12 hours earlier:

Villain slunk back into their living room with an ice pack, turning on the television to the local news. “-once again, Team Super has defeated Villain. Will Villain EVER learn?” The broadcasters chuckled. Villain chuckled back mockingly but watched like a hawk for Hero’s big moment. After all, they were the one that delivered the devastating blow to Villain’s pride.. and face.

After seeing Hero accept their valor medal, they sent a text from their burner cell to Hero, fuming.

‘Do you think you could’ve hit me any harder today? That fucking hurt.’

‘I’m sorry, the Team has been getting suspicious of why I never bring you in. I had to make it believable and you’re a terrible actor. Love you. xoxo’

Sighing, Villain laid back and let the pain killers take effect as their face changed to shades of purple and blue.

Back at Team Super’s base, Team Leader stood at the head of the table looking at all but one of their teammates. Hero was on their way to the debriefing of the morning fight. Late, again.

“Let’s start.”

“Hero’s not here, Team Leader.”

“I know. Hero really surprised us out there today and with it being caught on the news, we can’t kick Hero off the Team now.”

Team Leader held up a small vial of clear liquid.

“I propose-“

Hero burst through the door apologizing profusely, something about needing to text their mother, wouldn’t happen again, couldn’t leave mom on read again.. they stopped when they didn’t receive the usual jeering responses. Looking around, they saw their peers’ eyes darting back and forth.

“Wh-what?”

Quickly palming the vial to the closest Team Member, Team Leader turned to Hero and said “well, you proved you can certainly save the day! We were planning your congratulatory party as the newest member of the Team. Great job out there today.”

Hero blushed and took their seat as the Team resumed their meeting. They hoped that their poor excuse of defending the town with doling out a single black eye would be enough to keep the waters calm for now.

“-and Hero?”

Embarrassed for being caught off guard, their eyes shot up at Team Leader.

“Don’t be late to your own party. It starts at 5pm sharp.”

They were all smiles as they left for their dorm to tell Villain.

‘Ok but just be careful. I don’t trust them not to do something to you.’

‘You’re just jealous you’re not getting a party thrown in your honor lol.’

Villain rolled their eyes. Ouch, that hurt actually. They sighed in discontent as they dragged themselves to their closet to pull out their nice clothes. Something wasn’t right. Weeks of complaining to Villain about bullying and borderline abuse to now having a party thrown for them all for giving Villain a black eye, this wasn’t Villain’s first rodeo. Something was wrong. The Team Super THEY knew was definitely up to something.

At 5pm on the dot, Hero stepped in front of a crowd and was handed a drink by Team Leader to give a speech. At 4:57pm, Villain watched a member of Team Super secretively pour a vial into Hero’s cup as people mingled.

Following from a safe distance, they watched Team Member toss the vial into the trash and circle back to the group. Snapping on nitrile gloves, Villain pulled out the vial carefully to read the label. “Oh thank goodness I have the antidote to that.”

The crowd began to cheer and Villain hurried over to see Hero lift their glass and take a large swig.

Villain knew time was running out as soon as the poison hit Hero’s mouth so they bustled over feigning excitement to congratulate Hero for their victory.

Trying to get Hero away from everyone was going to be a problem. Team Super was surrounding Hero. Ok deep breath, here we go.

“Hero!! Hero I’m your biggest fan!” Villain flailed their arms around, garnering everyone’s attention. Hero blushed and looked at their team for help. Team Member turned towards Villain, not recognizing them without their mask, and quietly asked them to step aside.

“I want to talk to Hero! They saved my LIFE today! I must THANK them!”

People were starting to stare as Hero pushed through, sweat starting to bead on their forehead. Through labored breathing, they focused their eyes on Villain, trying to smile genuinely. Villain pushed a drink containing the antidote into Hero’s hand.

“HERE Hero, a drink on me! For SAVING me!”

The crowd cheered. Smiling with a dopey expression, they knocked back the entire thing.

Ok, good, good. Now for an exit strategy… Villain was interrupted by Team Leader who politely smiled, took Hero by the shoulders, and said “I think Hero has had one too many. Thank you and goodnight!” The crowd cheered once more.

Shit. Ok, where are they taking Hero? Villain stayed back but watched Hero be escorted out to the back of the building to a waiting car. Perfect! Villain took off toward a side exit.

Sneaking around the building, they saw Team Leader shoving Hero into the back of the car as Hero weakly pushed at them to get off.

“Nnnno I-I wanna stay.”

“Sorry Hero, you uh-heh you don’t look that well. I’ll take you home. Look, I warmed the car up for you and everything.”

Sending Team Member back in, Team Leader said “it’ll kick in soon, I’ll drop them outside city limits in the woods. We’ll tell them Hero went on to bigger better things.”

As they exchanged words, Villain scurried around the car, opened the door, and took off as the teammates parted.

“HEY!” Team Leader and Team Member took off after the car for 15 feet or so before Team Leader grabbed Team Member’s arm. “Keep the party going, no one is to know about this. I will handle it.”

Team Leader took flight, high above the trees and looked for the taillights.

Present time:

Villain checked the rear view mirror to check on Hero again when they saw two glowing eyes closing in.

“Crap. Team Leader is almost on us. Evasive maneuvering, hang tight!”

As Villain sped down the road, they came up to a red light. Without thinking, they passed through the intersection leaving honking cars in their wake.

“hEY! That was a RED LIGHT!”

“Keep your focus on NOT vomiting on my seats, thank you.”

After taking a few quick turns, they pulled into Villain’s driveway.

Throwing open the back door of the car, Villain grabbed Hero from under their arms to hoist them up only to be met with flailing arms.

“NO! NO! Those were my FRIENDS!” Hero belched, tasting bile and felt it rise in their throat. Seeing them turn green, Villain dragged them to the grass. Hero tried to push Villain away again once they were done. Desperate, Villain shook them by the shoulders gently.

“Stop fighting me, Hero, they tried to kill you.”

“W-what?”

“Come on, let’s get inside. I’ll tell you more inside.”

“No! You tell me now!”

“Please, Team Leader will be here any minute. Let’s just go inside.”

“W-We should ask Team Leader for their side of the story.”

“How stupid are you?! Team Leader tried to poison you!” Villain was losing composure. Tears threatened to fall as their voice wavered. Hero was their person. Their love. How could they not see the team was acting against them?

Hero stiffened at the insult. Villain reached for their hand only for theirs to be slapped away.

Staggering, Hero tried to stay upright but was doing poorly.

“Please, my dearest, I’m sorry. You’re not stupid but you’re very, very sick. Let me help you.”

Weeping openly as snot dripped, Hero gagged and vomited for the third time. Having enough of waiting, Villain escorted a weak Hero into their home and down to their basement.

At that moment, Team Leader flew overhead and stopped, taking notice of the car and vomit. “You thought you could get hide,” Team Leader chuckled to themself as they broke the back door open. Knowing neither would be in top fighting shape, they entered without care.

Villain apologized profusely as they set up an IV line for Hero. “This will only hurt for a second-“

They never finished their sentence. They were shot across the room in an electric blast coming from Team Leader’s open hand.

Slipping into a coma, the last thing Hero saw was Team Leader standing over them.

Alt ending A (Villain and Hero die)

“Tsk, tsk, poor Hero. How could Villain do such a terrible thing to you?”

As Villain watched from across the room, blood spilling from their mouth onto their dress clothes, Team Leader took a nearby syringe and injected air into Hero’s heart. They waited a minute for Hero’s breathing to stop. An unusually clean death on Team Leader’s part, but hey. They can’t be caught for murdering someone, now can they?

Turning to Villain, they smiled wickedly. “Looks like you two can be together after all. In the afterlife.”

Team Leader left after delivering a swift kick to Villain’s chest.

Villain’s eyes glazed over as death took hold of them. There, they would stay, gazing at their love until some poor, unfortunate soul disturbs their tomb.

Alt ending B (no one dies but Team Leader wins)

Villain picked themself out of a hole in the drywall. Spitting out blood, they turned a murderous gaze onto Team Leader.

“Step. Back.”

Team Leader smiled pleasantly.

“And if I don’t?”

“I’ll-“

“You’ll what. Kill me? You won’t. Actually. Because you’re under arrest.”

Cops swarmed the basement in riot gear and overtook Villain immediately. Hero was removed and airlifted to the Team Super Headquarters where a med bay was prepared.

Villain was sentenced to life in prison. They may as well have died that day, they would never know if Hero was ok and they would never be the same.

Hero was kept in their coma with no attempts to wake them. It was better this way. The public was outraged at Villain, Hero couldn’t testify, no one had to die. That was the end of it.

Alt ending C (happy ending)

A warm sensation. It traveled up and down Hero’s arm. They opened their eyes to see Villain absentmindedly rubbing their arm. They squeezed Villain’s hand to let them know they were present.

Villain pulled their eyes away from the news station reporting the most recent update from the current court case City vs. Team Super to give out an excited yell.

“You’re back!”

Smiling, Hero nodded.

“You kept fighting. I knew you would.”

#whumpee #whumpblr #whump blog #whump ideas #whump #whumper #caretaker x whumpee #bad team leader #bad team members #team whump #hero x villain #hero whumpee #cw emetophobia #emeto tw #emeto #cw blo0d #tw blo0d #tw blood #cw blood #cw vomit #tw vomit #cw mcd #cw major character death #noncon drugging

[cocoabubbelle-newblog]

Do current Marvel Writers hate Professor Xavier or something?

#the past years’ comics’ writing makes no sense for his character #not to say he isn’t manipulative or a chessmaster in planning #but it seems very clear to me that the writers are doing everything they can to make the founding leader and father figure of the X-Men #as comically irredeemable and unlikeable as possible #in comparison to their obvious favorites #professor charles xavier #is no saint #but his main motivation had always been for mutants and humans to live together in harmony #so it makes no sense for him to be so obsessive towards Krakoa #to the point of sacrificing his own people and dooming humanity #if you want the original team to grow past depending on their leader you can do that without destroying their relationships #and the whole ‘you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain’ schtick for charles is not a good look for Marvel #but this is just my opinion #an unpopular one but mine all the same #in my previous blog #I’ve said before that the only good thing to come out of the Krakoa arc #were the outfits #but now i feel like nothing about Krakoa was worth exploring as an arc #again #just my opinion #if the ‘97 X-Men series keeps fast forwarding through different arcs #i wonder if they will make the Krakoa arc easier to stomach if they include it at all #x men #xmen #marvel comics #marvel

[regallibellbright]

Sora: I want to experience this world’s weddings, too!

I was about to make a joke that she already did but you know, the dance party didn’t really have cake. And there was a lot of dancing and TECHNICALLY those aren’t their fancier dresses than usual, so it really was more of a hybrid I suppose.

I’m just saying Mashiro, you have an opportunity here!

#precure blogging #hirogaru sky precure #mashisora #that the tag we’ve settled on now? cool. #anyway next Precure Milestone Anniversary movie: All 100-whatever Cures have gathered together for a NagiHono wedding #(our obligatory villain CONVENIENTLY shows up and deages everyone before we see anyone who doesn’t have a canon adult design already) #(they then proceed to take out 90% of the cast so we have a reasonable number until the big fight scene.) #(following the fight scene they still haven’t reaged. it’ll take a few days. Everyone decides to throw the wedding anyway.) #(cue everyone with sewing/fashion skills teaming up to get new dresses prepared on time) #(all the Sweet Cures meanwhile weren’t killed or kidnapped or anything they just went right back to baking between fight scenes.) #(they actually literally NEED a cake the size of the Attack Cake for this. Legitimately. there are SO MANY CURES. Plus family.)

[amethystpath-writes]

Hi can you do one where the hero is backed into a corner by villain's henchmen and the hero is begging them to stay away from them but they laughed and mocked them for they assumed it is cowardness and then the hero is being transformed into a werewolf, scaring the henchmen before killing them

(One of your list says that I have to pay for it specialized prompts or something and I'm not sure if this counts so ignore it if you don't want to)

Another Doe on the Road

NOT A PR0MPT

******

“You seriously thought you could take on Villain?”

Henchman was scoffing, but he didn’t understand. Hero backing up might have looked like cowardice, but only she knew it was out of fear. Maybe the traits were similar, but Hero knew there was a difference, and she also knew the consequences of every progressing moment.

“Henchman, please.” She could feel the beginning aches- the cramps that would refuse to go away until she confronted them. Her feet, her calves, her thighs...she felt herself becoming heavier.

“If you’re begging me, I’d love to see what you would do for Villain.” Henchman was closing in.

“I’m ser-” A sting spiked in her lower back, against the spine. She gasped. “Leave. Get away from here.”

He laughed. He mocked. He didn’t understand the severity of-

Hero screamed. Another sting took over her hand; it felt like it was on fire. “Get out of here!” she screamed.

No matter how loudly she yelled, no matter how ear-piercing it was, it only encouraged Henchman’s taunts.

“Seriously?” he asked. “Don’t you have more dignity than this?”

How did she convince him? To say her bones were breaking, her muscles stretching- growing- was absurd. He would laugh in her face.

“I have to show Villain this.”

Her body was breaking, stretching, pushing the limits of any human body. What didn't Henchman understand? "You are going to regret staying here."

Another string of laughter rang through Hero's ears. It was making her angry. Her face was becoming red and she gritted her teeth. The fear, the care, the empathy- all the qualities which made Hero human- were starting to fade away.

Fade. It was more like a deer jumping in front of the car in the middle of the night- when the glint of its doe eyes were both too soon and too late.

His phone was out, the flash on. He was recording Hero in all her torment, all her screams and pleas.

Hero's gums were aching. She felt tempted. In just a minute, she could have Henchman ripped to shreds, and how worse off would the world be without him? No one would miss Henchman. In fact, people hated Henchman more than they hated Villain. Hero would be doing everyone a favor.

As Henchman continued laughing, Hero could only focus on her rage. Not only that; she justified it. She warned Henchman. She told him to get away so many times- even cried and screamed in front of him. He had every opportunity to leave, and he didn't take it, which meant his death would be on him.

Hero couldn't be sure when her mind went to skin, to blood, to murder.

In one moment, she was pleading for another man's life. In the next, she was taking it.

In one moment, her screams was all should hear. In the next, it was his.

In one moment, she was human. In the next, she was something entirely else.

******

#not a pr0mpt #Another Doe on the Road #request fill #thank you anon! #specialized prompts are different from requests. basically if you need a lists of prompts pertaining towards a certain scenario then you'd #request that (on my prompt blog- not this one) and send a dollar over kofi. I don't take free requests for prompts- but I do for stories #You'll never have to pay for anything on this blog. But if you WANT to send me money anyway then I have a kofi :p #anyway- regular tags! #hero x villain #hero x villain story #hero x villain snippet #hero x villain drabble #heroes and villains #werewolf #I think this is the first werewolf piece I've done. typically team fae or vamp over here so this was a nice little change #tyler you are welcome to make fun of me because ik you'll read this stinkbrain #that's my boyfriend^ you can bully him- it's okay #fantasci #fantasci tumblr

[slippedtheknot]

"Sidekick, why do you have Ketamine?"

TW: drugging

Sidekick walked confidently walked into the kitchen and straight for the poison cabinet. Villain looked up from his conversation with Teammate and gave Sidekick a tired look. He was supposed to be sleeping, but obviously Sidekick didn't feel like it.

"Sidekick, why are you in the poison cabinet?" He asked. Sidekick pulled out a small, glass container that had Ketamine carved on the lid.

"This." Sidekick held up the bottle to show Villain and Teammate.

"And why do you need it?" Villain stared daggers at Sidekick.

"Hey Villain, maybe he just wants to have a good time." Teammate shrugged when Villain and Sidekick turned to him with horrified looks. "Listen, Sidekick, if you really want a good time, there's LSD right up there too."

Sidekick rolled their eyes in response before turning around to grab their needle.

"Trynna reach K-land, aye? I understand you might not want LSD....it's doesn't last as long."

"For the love of God please shut up." Villain growled. "Sidekick, why do you have Ketamine?"

"To level with that Hero bitch." Sidekick's voice was sprinkled with anger and impatience.

"Mhm, I see..." Villain dropped his chin onto his hand. Sidekick waited for Villain or Teammate to say anything else before turning his back to them and searching through the poison cabniet.

"How much Ketamine does it take to murder someone?"

Teammate turned his head and let out a laugh into his elbow. Villain closed their eyes; whether in annoyance or shock Sidekick didn't know.

"Roughly..." Villain looked to the ceiling like it might give him an answer. "4.2 grams...if he's 150."

"Mk." Sidekick two bottles of liquid Ketamine, and filled his arms with powder Ketamine.

"Stealthy." Teammate commented when a bottle fell to the floor.

"Okay, Sidekick, relax. You're still injured."

"I didn't notice." He sneered.

"I'm being serious with you Sidekick. You're being controlled by your rage, and with that control, you'll lose to Hero. hero is controlled by his brain; no emotions included." Villain blocked Sidekicks path when they make a break for it. "Wait, heal, and then attack. You're being stupid right now. You have a flawed plan that won't work."

"And why is that?" Sidekick raised their arms still full of Ketamine.

"First off, you're planning to poison Hero, right?" Sidekick nodded. "Hero doesn't go to bars or clubs. They don't want to. So you'd have to sneak into their base, and poison their drink with Ketamine. which tastes so bitter that Hero would probably notice."

Sidekick just stood there; feeling stupid and ashamed. He put all the bottles of Ketamine on the kitchen counter. "Yeah, there ya go kid. I'll escort you to your bedroom, k?"

#whump things #whump prompt #whump writing #whump community #sidekick #villian #villain caretaker #team #tw drugs #hero whumper #whump blog

[rose-ramblings]

you'll never guess what I've been playing lately

#goldic's drawings #vegito #dragon ball dokkan battle #good news everyone! I found a shading brush that I'm happy with! #i'll finish that other thing I keep mentioning eventually I swear I've only got 3 characters left to do on it #but uhhhhh y e a h I've been playing Dokkan for like a week and a half now (blame the content creators for making it look really fun) #I understand absolutely nothing other than 'it's a big number go brr type of game' #but it also gets me to use some strategy in my team building and fighting which I am very much enjoying so far #i didn't get Mr. Yosha himself or melty Zamasu (much to my personal sadness) but I did get a copy of Power-Awakening Piccolo #and enough of that PHY Zamasu with the tea set to rainbow him (and waaaay too many of a certain SR SSJ Goku that can awaken into SSG) #and a copy of that new Mai I guess (I'm not entirely sure how to use her properly in battle yet but I'll figure it out) #I've been calling that PHY Zamasu I mentioned 'Tea Time Zamasu' btw (mostly cuz of the tea set in his art) #oh yeah speaking of Tea Time Zamasu that man's been carrying my team in terms of eating hits like a champ so #definitely gonna be using him a lot; especially since *gestures to blog theme* he's one of my favorite villains in dragon ball #I haven't Dokkan Awakened the Piccolo at all yet (he's just a max level UR rn) but he's been pretty damn useful in taking hits himself #first unit I made an LR (besides the free one) was a Zamasu that turned into an LR Goku Black (F2P STR I think; he's my support unit rn) #I've also already collected all of Bardock's F2P crew and mostly maxed them out because I'm totally normal about it hehe #bardock's crew best crew I don't make the rules #goldic rambles #this is transparent because I couldn't figure out a decent background to give it

[sleepygaymerdisease]

i made a sideblog for one of my ocs @lovelylucerna

#tldr she's a villain that sucks really bad and she's obsessed with her rival silhouette. sil genuinely hates her but lucerna is like. #Convinced that this'll work out and that they'll be on the same team. #id say more but. well. eeeeehhhhh. if you wanna know more then follow the blog and see more tidbits over time #or ask me about my ocs teehee. anyway yeah i have kind of designed her to be insufferable hope this helps #i turned on asks on there btw 👍 #anis gaymer moments #oc tag #i feel bad for rbing nice images from normal people on there but it is what it is LOL

[wingodex]

the fact that basically all the main girls in naruto are medic nin and literally none of the boys are sucks, but it's so frustrating with ino because it actually makes no sense for her to be the one on her team with medical ninjustsu. like, first off, the nara clan literally make medicine. why would shikamaru not be the obvious choice from that alone? but even outside of that, tactically it makes no sense. ino's abilities often leave her temporarily incapacitated when it's super important for medic nin to be mobile. both her and shikamaru are mid-range fighters so it has nothing to do keeping the medic away from harm. on top of that, she literally already has a job within the team as a sensor nin, so she's already spreading her abilities thin by have 2 specialties that don't synthesize well!!! and arguably her ability to use sensing in battle is more useful, but she can't sense and heal at the same time. and shikamaru can strategize and heal at the same time so... maybe one of her teammates should do some work for once, i'm just saying! she's literally a medic nin because she's a girl and for no other reason, which is why by the end of the series, she's almost never uses those abilities because it never made sense for her to have them in the first place! ugh!

#naruto blogging #i think you could make an argument for hinata learning medical ninjustsu #like how she made medical ointment for people pre-shippuden #and how juken already uses a lot of very fine chakra control which is necessary for medical ninjutsu anyway #but then neji should also be his teams medical expert and he's not so :/ #tenten literally cant even do medical ninjutsu in canon and she's still the one on her team doing emergency first aid #i hate it! #kishimoto was really like 'i don't want to make any of the girls very strong fighters but they cant be useless so they'll all be healers' #anyway ino doesn't even have fine chakra control! so whatever! #speaking of which! fucking stupid that apparently in canon girls have finer chakra control! why does that even make sense??? #the writing of women in naruto is my villain origin story

[sainztander]

btw it's simply hilarious to read accounts of carlos painted as a victorian era orphan who has to plead for Some Scrap Of Affection (daily getting cakes and surprise parties and compliments and cuddles from management and mechanics) and puts on a Brave Face in front of the Humiliation of Leaving Some Space For Charles Il Predestinato Leclerc' Signature on a Cap They Both Have To Sign... and the mental side eye to the reader with the sarcastic reminders that ferrari insists of not picking up a number 1 driver despite all these Clear Signs Of Favoritism (picking out bad photos i guess??)... british comedy truly is something else

#oh i know why british media is obsessed with finding faults everywhere in ferrari's management #(which is not only to find validation after the era of the Valtteri It's James jokes but there's that too) #but this is all so funny in so many ways #firstly the assumption that not (publicly) stating a hierarchy is actually Always A Lie because it's clear that charles is the favorite #which is easily deduced from ummm... him being taller than carlos(?) #and then the even wilder theory that while it's Natural and Good to have a n1 driver also the n2 driver is to be humiliated at every turn #like. make it make sense. #anyways british journos have been seething ever since binotto has been saying that he values both his drivers and it endless amuses me #why are you so obsessed with ferrari respecting both their drivers babygirl. why do you care. #idk who needs to hear it but it's the team's general lack of competence that has been failing charles not any lack of n1 driver status lmao #and i still don't get what yall have been screaming about when talking about team orders or whatever because i don't remember once #in this season where a hierarchy between charles and carlos would have changed the outcome of any race #just say you don't like the idea of only merc and rbr being painted as villains and go on #i don't think that any kind of team order is inherently wrong but everyone being obsessed with ferrari's approach is telling #Those passages ab carlos in the gq article are way more insulting than anything ferrari's management ever said ab him btw #f1 #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #n dice #this is a british journalism hate blog btw!

[sf-animated]

Cyrus after 60 Seconds in the Distortion World

#pokemon #pokemon art #lol #team galactic #pokemon cyrus #galactic boss cyrus #pokemon posting #sinnoh #cyrus pokemon #pokemon villains #pkmn #distortion world #this is fine #pokemon meme #pokemon fanart #meme redraw #memes #oops this isn't my art blog but oh well

[pluralprompts]

System A is a superhero who isn't out to the rest of their team. Person B has mind reading powers but is afraid of accidentally asking about the whole system thing before System A is ready.

Submitted Prompt #78

#plural system #pluralgang #plurality #pluralprompt #prompt blog #prompt #submission #anonymous #heroes and villains #superpowers #fantasy #mind reading #team

[very-well-behaved-magma-grunt]

Do you believe in Team Magma's cause, or do you just want to start trouble?

Honestly, I joined for the paycheck and stayed for the people in the Team

Maxie might not have paid attention in science class, but he is a good person, atleast in my opinion. That being said, the bar is not really set that high lol

#something wholesome to start this blog #team magma #incorrect pokevillains #pokemon #pokemon villains #pokevillains