#YOUR SHIP COULD NEVER

[rubikor]

would you hold my face softly and tell me it will be alright?

#genshin impact #scaramouche #wanderer #furina #in my head they are already domesticated #very much in a romantic sense #i don’t see why people need to comment besties/siblings so badly #rant time #like you don’t need to ship them but this is my art and i very much ship it #so if you don’t see them that way you can interpret my art that way and go on your merry way #at this point it’s just annoying bc i could never imagine someone commenting siblings on my yantao art #i don’t mind if you see them as best friends i can also see them like that #but you don’t need to announce it #as if your integrity is in danger #im sad i can’t tag the ship bc it’s a rarepair and i’m not sure what the name even is #welp if anyone read this you can totally forget about it now i'm over it #sad scararina hours letsgoo

[corvase]

enemies to lovers ‘later in their life’ prompts

later in their life; post-book things like getting married, living together. feel free to use :)

“can you pass me the s—“ “no.” “………. at what point do you become mature?”

“i’m tireddd.” *in a whiny voice* “i’m tired.” *mocking them*

“hug?” “clingy, much?……” but hugs them anyway

random races. waking up and brushing? i’ll do it five hours before you even begin dreaming. walking to the kitchen to make breakfast? i can flip fifteen pancakes before you can blink.

“you said you loved me first, remember?” “…. did i?”

everything is still a competition. i don’t care if both our families are watching i can and will scarf this all down and beat you

“cant believe we fell in love. i swore i would never become this trope.” “who doesn’t love a good cliche?”

“kiss?” and an immediate joking “no” but they’re already leaning in with a small smile

both being very stubborn and like carbon copies of the other so small domestic things trip them up

^ like they’re both lying down on the couch like “who’s turn is it to do the dishes?” “… i think it’s yours.” “but i did them yesterday.” “no you most definitely did not—“

“i missed you.” and with a small smile, “really?” and an annoyed “no i’m lyin— WHAT DO YOU THINK???”

“must you argue with me about everything?” genuinely annoyed because they just want to choose what to eat for breakfast and the other one just wants to argue

BUT ALSO “must you argue with me about everything?” and it’s with the fondest smile ever as they run a hand through the other’s hair

“where are the onions?” “…. you called me at 2:00pm on a work day to ask me where the onions are??? WHEN YOU BOUGHT THEM LAST?????????” “… if you didn’t know where they were you could’ve just said that but whatever.”

“do you fancy getting married?” “do i f— DO I FANCY????? WE’RE NINETEEN.” “yeah but i love you.”

“did you do the laundry?” “did YOU do the laundry?” “oh splendid i’m married to a seven year old.”

a petty argument and the make-up being all reluctant

^ like “and by the way, i hate your new haircut.” and the other responding with a smile and a “yeah?” because they know with a glance that it’s not true at all

“i love you.” “… yeah. you too, i guess.” “….? say you love me.” “…” “i’m going to call your mom.” “… that is so low.”

it’s also important to have moments where they acknowledge that the enemies part is in the past and as much as they joke they both love each other very much

^“can we be serious for a second?” and an immediate sobering up

“i love you like, a crazy amount, you know.” “i love you even more.” “okay…. just let me have this one maybe.”

them learning each other’s hobbies & things they enjoy doing, going out of their way to learn and enjoy it too

“let’s go stargaze.” “i’d honestly rather do anything else.” but they go and just stare at the other one the whole time (and the other is aware)

#BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MINE AND UR FAVORITESSSS #i could do these forever #enemies to lovers kisses come get ur juice #writeblr #writing #writing tips #writing advice #writing romance #writing prompts #romance prompts #dialogue prompts #romance writing prompts #enemies to lovers #enemies to lovers prompts #my followers and their obsession with enemies to lovers will never fail to amaze me because me too!!! they’re just like me fr #enemies to lovers tropes #enemies to lovers otp #otp prompts #imagine your ship #imagine your otp

[xabura]

Kataang shipper cognitive dissonance is constantly denying that Zutara could happen yet always feeling threatened by the possibility that Zutara could happen.

#anti kataang #zutara #make up your damn minds #the insecurity is so obnoxious #their ''zutara is a crack ship'' accusations are ridiculous because deep down they know zutara is plausible #i remember back when atla was still airing and soo many kataangers were afraid zutara would happen #they can only say ''it never could have happened!'' with confidence after the show has ended #and then they will retroactively pretend like they always knew kek #i hope we get korrasami'd

[thapunqueen]

shes laughin but does she know of the horrors that will pursue her the second she enters ???

#craig boone #selfship #fallout #fnv #fallout new vegas #courier six #courier 6 #fnv courier #whiskeycoke #<< ship name i gave them a while ago ermm idk why i never gave it a tag before #fallout fanart #new vegas #the medibang hell that i put myself in just for selfshipping could be classified as a mad scientist type experiment #also backgrounds are so fun to do and practice when you aint got a bitch in your head (me) telling you its too hard and you cant do it

[stbot]

Lydia + Walk Walk Fashion Baby (featuring an increasingly unhinged number of pins)

#grease rise of the pink ladies #grease rotpl #rise of the pink ladies #rotpl #lydia rotpl #i think i need a gif tag #lydia costume appreciation #known thespian 'i've studied your gait' lydia #me @ the wardrobe department: so how many old lady estate sales did you have to raid? #the ship and attached anchor<333?? #the baby face pin?? #what is definitely a lil portrait brooch of somebody's dead ancestor???? #some in that last one just look like fishing tackle?????? #i need some bts pics of just that last one and each pin bc i'm losing my mind #oh gosh and how could i forget #THE GNOME BUTTONS. #i will never ever ever get over the sweater with embroidered flowers and GARDEN GNOME BUTTONS #if EVER there was a piece of clothing specifically tailored to my tastes!!! #and i know the beloved gnome buttons don't count as pins but that sweater looks So Busy i had to include it #i need to see nancy reacting to some of lydia's fits bc omg #she's the fashionista but lydia really be making some choices #like we're not even touching on the classic beret + scarf combo okay #i just #i love when lydia is on screen idk idk! #like baby made some Choices but always! commits! to the Look!!!

[bloodfreak-boyking]

how to look at your brother number ???/???

#they just KEEP DOING IT #guys i WISH we were crazy and delusional for shipping wincest #i wish there wasn't 15 seasons of evidence #then maybe i could live a life of peace #but there will never be peace bc they KEEP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER #LIKE THEY WANT TO EAT EACH OTHER OR CRAWL INTO EACH OTHERS SKIN #i love it so much they're so unwell ab each other <3 #how to look at your brother #emma rewatches spn #1x15 the benders #spn #wincest #samdean

[catocappuccino]

Khan using his wrench to put Nori out of her misery

Then Uzi using the same wrench to put N "out of his misery" in a not killing but saving life way in the 1st episode do you do you understa

Do you understand what I mean.

#my mind power is beyond your comprehension I am so smart you guys could never /j #MARRIED COUPLE PARALLELS 🤩this probably doesn't make sense eitherway but if I didn't get it out of my system it would be haunting me #the wrench™️ good not only for tightening bolts in door prototypes but also putting your partner out of their misery (in 2 different ways!) #murder drones #uzi doorman #serial designation n #nori x khan #khan x nori #n x uzi #biscuitbites #<- THE ship name it's so cute I adore it so much #enzi #nuzi #khan doorman #nori doorman #possible someone pointed it out before and I am not the only insane individual trying to find every slightest Khan/Nori and Uzi/N parallel #to ever exist in this universe

[mamawasatesttube]

i wish i could organize a timkon giftswap or week or whatever event, but like only for people who actually care about kon as a character, without coming off as a gatekeeping asshole or something lmao

#rimi talks #i really love doing collaborative event stuff. however the horrors #timkon giftswap but in the signup form i put ''whats your favorite issue of superboy (1994)? how about robin (1993)?'' #<- see that would get me branded a gatekeeper and asshole. but also hear me out............ #you see........ the timkon tag is a fucking nightmare................ #timkon giftswap but in the signup form i go ''lex luthor bernard dowd and jason todd are banned from this event btw'' #i can't. i'm not strong enough. ksdjhfjkdhskj #but i WISH i could bc i do love events and collabs!!!! im just. SO tired of everything timkon being so shitty and ooc #bc like. the people who don't read comics latched onto timkon as The Tim Yaoi Ship™ #instead of . like. reading comics and understanding why people like tim and kon's relationship to begin with #augh....... alas. i shall never run a timkon event. it simply cannot be done. but i can yearn silently in my heart

[crybaby-bkg]

holding Bakugou’s face in your hands and singing the cheesiest songs to him and watching him try to complain about everything even though he can’t help but love how everything sounds and how pretty your mouth is and admire how your lips curve around that one word. gets so entranced at the sight and sound of you, he doesn’t even realize how heavy his head has gotten in your palm, how low his eyes are, and how red his cheeks have gotten <3

#this was a self ship post but I got too embarrassed ajshdkdj #anyway you sing in love with you by erykah badu and he gets so sweet n soft n lax in your hold #or giving him a scalp massage while humming a love song under your breath #he’s PUTTY #you try to do this w Eiji and he tries to sing with you and throws you off #bc he’s so goddamn adorable but so damn tone deaf lmfao #I never talk about him but you do the same w shouto #and he’s just kinda staring at you and you think he doesn’t like it #but you try to pull away and he’s grabbing your wrist back and goes #‘why’d you stop? that was extremely relaxing. could you do another?’ #I would melt on the spot #love singing to my favs if that wasn’t obvious #okay gn a few eps some bnha are airing dubbed tonight and I’m ready to catch up some ^_^ #I think it’s the episode where bkg wakes up in the hospital???? #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[selfrinsert]

random AU that I can’t stop thinking about for some reason: you move into a house/apartment that’s haunted by your f/o (who is a ghost)

#rambles #self ship #selfshipping #imagine your f/o #rent is super cheap and you just think you got a great deal until weird things start happening…..dun dun dun #I love this AU cause it could go so many ways depending on your s/is personality and your f/os personality #like how do they haunt you…is it little harmless things or are they actually trying to scare you off #and how do you respond to it…do you just ignore it and go about your day or do you try to confront them #AND how long does it take for them to reveal themself to you…when are they brave enough to let you see and hear them #the possibilities are endless really #personally I love the trope of turning the shower on hot and communicating by drawing/writing in the foggy mirror #or asking yes or no questions and them turning the lights on for yes and off for no #something something learning to live together learning to love together something something you will never feel lonely again

[graye]

DAY 2: Romance

Consistency??? Sorry I've never met her, she sounds nice @owl-bones

#badsansuary #horrortale #horrortale sans #undertale fanart #undertale au #self insert #self ship #x reader #y/n #sorry for the redacted those are spoilers for the fic I'm working on (ir's gonna take me 3848374 years to finish it) #why does he look so different to the literal first post I have of him? None of your business- *sweats* #uhh click for better quality???? tumblr you never was this fickle with photo quality what happened babygirl #once again #sorry for the doodle #it's all i could muster #rendering this looks like a nightmare #hes so baby girl i need him (delusional) #btw this uses a different brush bc I drew this first and i had no idea how to use the program i'm using rn #Graye Draws #program is called krita btw its free and for PC #looks like photoshop #ok ill shut up now

[shima-draws]

CRYIGN REAL TEARS the new Miku X Pokemon collab song that DECO composed.......IT'S SO GOOOODD

Also this song gives off MAJOR Trustedpartner vibes. POV you're Ash trying to get the attention of a cute boy

#Pokemon #Vocaloid #Hatsune Miku #Video #Trustedpartnershipping #'Aiming my Volt Tackle to the middle of your heart' SHUT UP. SO ASH CORE. I'M GOING TO EXPLODE. #This could also be the companion to KiraKira-- #Clemont having a song about his gay feelings for Ash Ash having a song about his gay feelings for Clemont #This is just an Ash ship song. It works for anything tbh. #Shima speaks #DECO NEVER fails to deliver they handed us yet ANOTHER banger #Youtube

[potatobugz]

......................... ive fallen for pale Eridan♦Roxy and I cant get up. hi guys

#homestuck #hs #theyve never even interacted in canon and yet here i am having 100 billion gay thoughts about them #also it is a crime that theyve never interacted ough the potential their dynamic could have is great #thinks thinks thinks #eridan ampora #roxy lalonde #eriroxy #idk what the ship name actually is but i liked eriroxy the most out of the preexisting options so im going w that one #o damn they weren't lying when they said that pair was rare #there is not enough content of this on the tumblr dot com so i will volunteer. to make more content #there is so much potential with these two your honor i am going insan #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #potatart

[azureforreal]

Do you know this song? please tell my you know the damn song please please plaase its a classic, there is no wa-

#htf #flippy x flaky #htf fanart #htf flaky #htf flippy #shipping #digital drawing #I dunno look at the go #bad romance yeee #I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE #YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE #OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH #CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCEEEEEEE #That song never gets old omaga

[booklove22]

Show: Here are these two canonically straight characters.

Tumblr: They’re gay.

Show: I mean…they’re not. You can tell by the way we keep setting up one or both of them up with straight love interests.

Tumblr: THEY’RE. GAY.

Show: They are friends. I’m honestly concerned you don’t know what friendship is.

Tumblr: *looks up from fan art* THEY. ARE. SO. GAY.

Show: Oh boy, are you going to be disappointed when this show ends!

Tumblr: We will not. Because they are endgame.

Show: 👀

#Sherlock #Wednesday #Supergirl #johnlock #supercorp #wenclair #i mean…never change tumblr #i love you #but guard your hearts #because while i could buy Wednesday not being straight #Enid is flat out boy crazy #this ship isn’t going to leave the port im afraid

[rainbowresurrection]

Kinda got a love/hate relationship with the history of K/S because it's like. Can I please have a queer discussion about this 1960s television show without it being reduced to "shipper discourse". I thought Spock and Kirk were homo long before I knew that their characters spawned a fanfiction counterculture. The bisexual dude who wrote the episode that really kick-started the movement didn't know it was going to coalesce into the fan phenomenon that it did, he was just writing what he knew how to write best: the repression of burning male desire, and two dudes doing homoerotic shit. Can I just talk about the repressed burning male desire please, and the implications of a gay angle to Kirk and Spock's story, without it being referred to as shipper discourse. Can I do that. Does this make sense

#yes queer men write fanfiction but the subculture itself wasnt really centered around us or around closeted male desire which is the part #i related to #and I don't always think it gets to be talked about in a way thats ever fully divorced from that context if that makes sense? #one could argue it never WILL be divorced from that context but I believe said subtext existed before k/s was invented so #anyway this is one if my most autistic posts to date #historic moment #i hope this makes sense #k/s #star trek #the premise #like i just feel like glossing it over as ship discourse is demeaning to the actual GAY part of the discussion. this was even seen when #Gay-Gay Abrams was making his reboots and people brought up the subtext as a possibility #and creators were like “grrrrr you shippers just want your two favs to kiss onscreen” which downplays the significance of two men #being INTIMATE ONSCREEN #and is a lazy way to sweep queer male rep under the rug idk idk Im tired #Kirk and Spock will always be dismissed as a possibility and thats the excuse thats always used #its just so tied up in that fandom culture #i mean its interesting its just also frustrating at times