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#Yandere clown
heartfullofleeches · 2 months
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Murder Clown: So this is the asshole who called you creepy?
Mime Darling: :'( [nods sadly]
Murder Clown: Aw, it's okay - just remember in times like this you gotta kill 'em with kindness!
Mime Darling: ..…? [Holds up an invisible rose] :)?
Murder Clown: Cute, but that's not what I meant. I was talking about this.
[Mime Darling goes pale as the clown hands them a sledgehammer with the word "kindness" written on its handle]
Mime Darling: O_O
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suiana · 8 months
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Imagine platonic yandere birthday clown comforting birthday kid reader because poor kid make invited all of their classmate to their birthday party but no one showed up.
omg this happened to me before except there was no clown to comfort me 😇😇
(platonic yandere clown x gn kid reader)
"there there, it's okay kiddo-"
"no one came! and mommy prepared all this food-! hck..."
you sob into your palms, fat tears staining your shirt wet as the clown sighs. you know, he really was sorry for you. after all the effort your family did to make your birthday party and no one shows up...
do you know how much it saddens him? for a child to be exposed to the harshness of reality so early?
...
guess it's up to him to cheer you up then. but i mean, that's his job.
"kiddo those kids are just lame! they're missing out so don't worry haha-"
"you wouldn't get it mr clown! even my friends didn't join!"
the clown frowns and merely strokes your hair. man your classmates are such assholes. breaking your heart like this... it's so gut wrenching!
"....what if we get some ice cream first eh? your dear friend, mr clown will accompany you on your birthday!"
you sniffle, nodding slightly as you hug his leg. the clown gasp, cheeks turning slightly red as his heart warms at the cute sight.
huh... maybe it's a sign that he's the only one meant to be your friend...
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circus x gn!reader
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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please, raise your hands for tonight's star act, mx.maddox and the wanderer's!
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★Waking up in a thick black fog was not something you'd ever expect to happen to you. Looking around, Spotting a circus in the distance, was pretty much your only hope of finding a way out. What were they doing out here? Were they in the same boat as you? Regardless, you just hoped they're nice..
★kri was the first to meet you, having found you wandering around outside the circus tents, he quickly introduced himself and asked you where you came from. After explaining your predicament, he nodded in thought
"gee.. that sounds rough.. but don't worry, I'm sure Maddox will know what to do, come with me!"
★Maddox had been stuck in the circus for a long while, along with the other residents. Kri opened the flap into his tent and quickly explained the situation.
"I'm sorry for your predicament young one.. but im afraid we don't know any way out.. on the other hand, you are welcome to stay and be apart of the circus"
★having no other options you accepted, kri excitedly dragging you to the nursery, where all the children and young adults stayed. He introduced you to jiro, Kyo and wendy. Explaining how the four of them were the clowns
★jiro welcomed you with a kind smile, and nodded his head as greeting. You noticed how he didn't seem like much of a talker, preferring to watch and listen
"welcome y/n, I hope you enjoy your stay here"
★Kyo was obviously the most energetic of the bunch, happily blabbering about whatever and making horrible jokes. His friends only gave a small laugh and pat on the back
"it's great to see a new face, come to me if you need a picker upper okay?"
★and last but not least, Wendy. She stayed quiet, giving a shy smile and looking away whenever you'd make eye contact. She shook your hand and soon left, having seemed uncomfortable
"don't mind her... She just needs time getting used to everything, she'll come around"
★they assigned you a bed, and that's how your life at the circus started. Everyone was very welcoming, everyone but wendy. Often staring at you wearily and from a distance. 'Till one night, she came into your tent after everyone went to sleep
"shhh.. I'm sorry for bothering you this late butI need to talk to you.."
"..okay? What is it you need?"
"I'm sorry if I've been coming off as.. distant.. it's just.. you remind me of something that feels so familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.."
"oh..."
"..as you already know, everyone calls me wendy, so you can too I guess.. sorry, did that come off as cold? I'm not really used to Talking to new people.. a-anyways, if you need anything, or if you have any questions.. you can come to me"
"I'll.. keep that in mind, thank you Wendy"
★she gives you a smile and leaves soon after, quickly rushing away. The next few days, she slowly starts talking to you. Opening up bit by bit
"you know.. everyone calls us the dream team, but I really don't think we're suitable for that name. Even Maddox calls us a nightmare!"
"yeah, because you're the main factor to that assumption"
"Wendy.."
"...sorry"
★during your stay with them, you learned that Wendy showed up at the circus just a few days before you, no wonder she seemed so distant. Sometimes she'd say random words in Spanish, most likely cussing kyo out
★their roles in their act goes like this: jiro and kri are the sideshow, doing tricks and all sorts of things while Kyo and wendy were the mains. Acting out many silly stories and using slapstick humor most of the time.
★the first time you saw them in their costumes you nearly had a heartattack. Imagine seeing four scary looking clowns just staring at you ominously from the darkness
★they perform for these shadow people that would come to the circus, nobody knows what they are or why they show up, but there were rumours that once, long ago, the previous circus inhabitants refused to perform for them and.. well.. they had to be "replaced"
★during one of the dream teams acts, you wandered off. Exploring the back tents and dressing rooms when you came across multiple people you recognized, from when they all welcomed you into their little family
★a ballerina named Odette, who was next in line for the show. She seemed sweet as she waved at you from her dressing room, waving back you quickly left
"oh! Hello y/n, do you need something?"
★samson the beast tamer, a peculiar cocky man. He bowed as he dragged a lion by a chain collar behind him. You sincerely hoped they didn't mistreat the animals like other circuses, but judging by the lions calm and obedient attitude, maybe it was domesticated?
"good day sweets"
★will the stuntsman. He gave you a devilish grin as he passed by you, carrying some metal pipe. Giving a wave and smile in return
"see ya later toots!"
★maybe living in the circus won't be so bad..?
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unyandere · 26 days
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Yandere clown x reader who did war crimes
Tw: war crimes, yanderish behaviour, misunderstandings (in the somehow good way), detailed description of a crime.
Yandere clown Who was having a bit of a bad day, his performance that morning was worse than usual and his tricks didn’t seem to amuse the public anymore, he was still the star of the circus, but he was already thinking of leaving the circus, but then he saw you with the circus’s director, talking about getting a job in the circus, possibly as an acrobat or as a mage since you knew lots of “Amazing” tricks.
It was love at first sight, your beautiful hair, your perfect angelic face and that voice of yours… it seemed sooo perfect.
The director said that he’s have to think about that for a day or two and asked you to come back on the last day the circus was in town to get your answer.
As soon as you got out the Yandere clown approached the director and asked him to make you join.
The director was a bit hesitant at first, saying something about you being known for your violence and unpredictability, but gave in after the clown threatened to leave the circus if the director didn’t make you join. To be fair he was willing to do something much worse if the director said no…
So … you got the job! You were an acrobat that performed just after the clown’s performance, sometimes even performing with him during his act.
You two worked really well together creating amusing performances for the public.
After most shows you two went out eating some food.
“So what did you use to do before becoming a clown?” You asked one time while eating lunch, spending time with the clown wasn’t bad, he seemed like a pretty cool and trustworthy guy and while you didn’t really care about his private life you liked to engage in conversations with him.
“Accountant, and you?” The clown on the other hand was really curious about your past, he still remembered what the director said before employing you.
“Ah! I did all kinds of things, but I never got a real job!” You were still a bit uncertain if the clown could be trusted with those info.
“Like what?” He asked smirking, expecting something about gangs or maybe drugs.
“I did kill a couple of guys, a former boss of a cartel, a couple of gangs and some things like that,…” you said with non-chalance.
The clown thought you were joking, there was no way someone as cute as you could ever harm someone, you looked so weak and defenceless!
“Oh, really? You strangled him with your little itty-bitty arms?” He asked sarcastically.
Unfortunately, you didn’t get the sarcasm.
“Oh no, that would have been inefficient, I used some nightshade berries, did you know that those berries contain lots of atropine? Just a couple of them can kill a grown man in a matter of minutes, and while it can be traced most people mistake nightshade poisoning with other types of poisons and give useless antidotes giving time to the poison to kill the victim. And if you mix the berries in a box full of blue berries an unsuspecting individual could mistakenly eat even more than a couple of them!” You explained.
Now, to say that the clown was a bit shocked was an understatement: he didn’t know you were this good at making jokes! He almost believed you killed a guy with poison, but you were so harmless and innocent, you were obviously joking!
“I see~ I didn’t know you were so good at making jokes!” He said winking at you.
You mistook his winking as a way of telling you he’d keep the secret. So you decided to tell him a bit more about your past.
“You know those weren’t the only thing I did” you said looking at him.
“Oh, really?” He said expecting another joke.
“Yeah, you know the so called Ghost massacre? I was the one behind it!” You said waiting for his reaction.
The clown laughed.
“You mean the one in which all those people were crucified in a square?” He asked, looking at you with a smile.
You both had a twisted humor, he thought, it was fate that made you two meet.
“Yeah, do you know how difficult it is to kill so many people, to build some good crosses, put them in a square without anyone noticing and bringing the people on the damn crosses?! My whole body hurt so bad for two weeks!” You commented remembering the pain you felt at that time, you had to come up with a good excuse, but your doctor pretty much believed everything you said.
“Oh my! Then next time I’ll help you carry your crosses! How does it sound?” Jest the clown, taking your last joke as the proof that you were made for him, who else but his soulmate could have such a similar humor to his!
On the other hand you took his joke as a promise.
You thought he said that he’d help you with your crimes and you were sooo thrilled at the idea.
Your hands missed the feeling of putting poison in a cup to get your victims.
And so your strange relationship started.
A clown convinced of being with someone as funny as him and a (probably) war criminal convinced of having a loyal accomplice.
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ghosts-post · 4 months
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Alien clown is very peggable
Lolli would be extremely flattered. Would definitely show off more of their body and angel themself in a provocative way just to tease you that much more. They love having your eyes all over their body <3
(Little note from me thank you I bursted out laughing because that’s definitely the vibe they want to give off)
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yanderemommabean · 2 years
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Plz I need more of jester with his little human pet
The deep groans against your body send pleasant vibrations through you, your hips jerking up as the demonic jester's mouth slowly sucks and swallows. You instinctively bite on your knuckle, not wanting to be loud or to annoy the demon as he gorged himself on your hole, lewdly slurping and commenting on how good you tasted and how cute it was that you clenched down on his tongue. 
A sharp slap to your inner thigh has you cry out, wincing and wanting to kick out of habit. Jester wickedly stares up at you, baring his teeth angrily as drool shined on his chin. “Hiding from me? After all I’ve done for you? Tsk tsk tsk, my my master that’s not how you’re supposed to behave”. 
You swallow, unsure how to answer as his tongue soothes the burn where he slapped you, his teeth nipping the skin as he waits for you to respond. “Mngh- Jester! I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I-I’ll be good!”. 
Your core fills with pleasant heat as the demon smirks, the tip of his tongue sliding back down to toy with your body as you writhe and try to ground yourself by gripping his hair and the sheets beneath you. 
“Atta pet~ Mmm sound so good for me, so pretty when you’re fucked stupid and begging” he purrs, sliding his fingers into you as he watches your walls swallow them, sucking him in and massaging the digits with need as he teased you. 
“If you ever hide your moans from me again, I’ll show you how much I’ve been holding back. I don’t think you’d quite survive that though” 
-Mommabean (Hope you liked! Sorry it’s kinda meh lol ) 
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biblical-angles · 5 months
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Good Morning everyone, it's time for another yandere story
Victor is a clown yandere oc of mine and you play as his darling obsession, go crazy~
You were coming home from another long shift at the grocery store. Walking to your apartment was always the "fun" part of your day because this was when you slowly unwinded from all the daily bs.
As you pull out your keys from your pockets, you swore you heard footsteps from behind but when you turned to check there was no one.
You shrugged and went to unlock your front door. You pulled your keys out from the doorknob's lock and watched it drop but it never hit the floor. Instead, your neighbor had picked it up in time by swiping it in the air.
You had barely noticed them and even jumped when you saw them hand it back to you.
"Haha sorry about that..." was all you could say as you looked down embarassed.
"Hey, it's no problem...you look tired...long day?"
"Yeah, my shift almost killed me..I'm just glad to be home now"
And with that you parted ways and went inside your cozy apartment. It's weird, but you feel like you know that guy from somewhere......but from where????
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pinkato · 1 year
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Redesigned him once again <3 my beloved possessed rushton toy
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xlounzrhot · 3 months
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Yandere clown for the soul😌
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spookycheeze · 2 months
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Cake
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I think home can be a good cook if he go with poppy.
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Still BIG CAKE
Au yandere Wally
@qep0ermint
Hope you’re having a good day plus I enjoy your art and wanted to give something in return for fun.
Big cake that home made with the help of poppy 🥸
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heartfullofleeches · 1 month
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[suggestive]
[Mime Darling sits alone, happily swinging their feet as they flick an invisible switch in their hands on and off]
Murder Clown, walking up to them: Hey, sweetie. Looks like you're having a lot of fun. What's that your doing?
[Mime Darling signs for "Training" - cranking the dial on the remote in their hands]
Murder Clown: Training? Training what???
[Mime Darling points to the doorway - another clown crawling through the frame, clutching their hands over their crotch]
Murder Clown: M...Mimey... Angel, Darling.... I've learned my lesson - you can go outside by yourself from now long as you're home by ten, Kay?
[Mime Darling turns the dial up higher]
Murder Clown: Fuckin bitch-! Not you, haha! Shit- Ok, no curfew- Please, just turn it off for five seconds- I can't get up, I can barely feel my fucking legs anymore I'm sorry, okay?!
[The clown's pleads fall on deaf ears as Mime Darling puts on a pair of headphones to drown them out. They pull one off their ear as they feel a tap on their shoulder - a physical remote falling into their hands]
Murder Clown, panting heavily: 'S it my turn now?~
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elalalune · 6 months
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Buggy in Wonderland AU
An AU where Buggy is Alice and Shanks is the Queen of Hearts/Red Queen
//yan!shanks
• when Buggy was younger he ends up in wonderland and befriends a red haired boy with a straw hat
• years later he thinks it was just his active imagination and forgets about those adventures
• but then he sees a rabbit running around wearing a familiar straw hat
• he follows it down a rabbit hole and ends up in wonderland
• after some adventures and meeting wonderland's residents, he reaches the queen's castle
• the ruler seems friendly but also feels familiar and Buggy isn't sure why
• he's very accomodating — always inviting Buggy to tea parties or extravagant balls, giving him a nice room w a large bed, sending him expensive jewelry and valuable gifts everyday, things like that
• but the more Buggy spends time with him, the more he realizes that Shanks seems intent on keeping him in this world
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yandere circus - Wendy the sad clown
Wendy's intro! Not proofread 🌺 just unedited rambling
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🤡ever since you got accepted Into the circus, Wendy and the other clowns have been following you around where ever you went. Helping you with whatever chores you have waiting to be done
⭐ learning a little bit about her, you started to understand her quiet and anxious nature. Growing up she'd been the youngest out of 5, the only full blooded child from a divorced couple. Both parents having been in previous relationships and had children with their previous partners.
🤡one of her sisters on her mother's side was the black sheep of the family, having exposed herself to the internet (despite the mother's strict teachings and attempts to hide phones and tablets) at a young age and growing rebellious. Self harming, fighting, screaming with their mom. It got so bad the maternal figure had to send her to the spych ward multiple times due to near death experiences the older sister put the mother through
⭐having watched all of this, it was understandable why her mental and emotional health was so low. Multiple other events happened but she refused to tell you the rest, claiming she didn't want to scare you away
🤡you were the only thing that made her feel better after waking up in this strange world. Maybe this was the universe's way to tell her she found her spouse? Sending them to a distant land with no way to escape
⭐ sometimes you'd randomly wake up to see her standing over your bed, sniffling and crying quietly as she wiggled her way into your bed. Cuddling onto your chest and resting a leg ontop of your thighs. Giving your neck a little kiss and going back to sleep. You didn't bother asking what was wrong, since you already knew she'd never tell you
🤡 if you were ever busy and she was close by, she'll play with your hair or hands, waiting for you to finish before dragging you where ever she saw fit. She's very touchy feely, and seems to really like when it's reciprocated. But if you ever pull away, she'd visibly deflate and sulk for the rest of the evening
⭐ her makeup consists of mainly blues, pinks and yellows. Face caked in a white foundation giving her skin a porcelain look, a large heart drawn over her right eye. With a star on her left. The iconic red lipped smile and a red button nose hastily drawn and a little smudged. Rosy cheeks just begging to get pinched. Hair let loose and messily wavy
🤡she always gets nervous before a performance and understandably so, needing to be hyped before she can get into her role. Which isn't very hard. She's meant to be Koko, the sad and deppressed clown. Rings many bells honestly
⭐ she's emotionally dependent on the others if you're not around. Sticking to their sides like glue and conversing. She seems to like hearing people talk and ramble instead of talking herself. A girl of few words you could say
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dr3c0mix · 1 year
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hi hii❕️❕️just recebtly started reading your work and I am OBSESSED with Dorik (yknow the demon that reader's friends and them summoned and basically caused their immediate death)
Would you please do a part 2❔️
maybe one where Dorik and the reader settle down in the reader's home❔️ (what if they sleep in the same bed and Dorik curls onto them like a cat❔️Or would he hug the reader close to him❔️、waah❕️so many options❕️)
thank you and have a good day❕️❕️💘
Demon x GN Reader pt. 2
CW: smut, somnophilia, stalker/creep behaviour, dub-con
🔥 Dorik's been with you for about a month since your little meeting. You tried your hardest to get him to leave, rituals you looked up online, holy water, rosaries, salt, everything! He finds a way to worm back into your life.
🔥 Any attempts at kicking him out of your house was met with him waiting outside your windows or doors banging and scratching to be let back inside. "What a funny prank master! You really fooled me! I won't be so gullible next time!" He'd say with a smile that stretched from ear to ear.
🔥 You gave up on trying to get rid of him and accepted that you're stuck with this clingy mess of a demon.
🔥 He calls himself your loyal servant so you supposed it wouldn't hurt to have a little help around the house, considering how busy you've been, you don't have much time to clean up your house.
🔥 He was more than happy to help out! Doing the laundry, cleaning, cooking. "Anything to make my master happy!"
🔥 In return however, he's wants nothing more than your unwavering attention. Even just a light pat on the head or a fleeting compliment sent him over the moon. His tail swishing around frantically as he giggled to himself how good he's been for his master. "Master is pleased with my work! I did good today!"
🔥 Dorik doesn't need to sleep, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want to! He'd ask time and time again if he'd be allowed to sleep with you in your bed, maybe even watch you? It's for protection! What if someone tries to hurt you when you're at your most vulnerable! He will not have it!
🔥 Eventually you relented, patting the side of your bed for him to lie down in, he wasted no time to make a mess of your bed, rolling around in your soft sheets and making somewhat of a nest for the two of you. It's fine though, you could ask him to fix it in the morning.
🔥 He'd pull you into a warm cuddle, wrapping his arms around you as if you were a soft teddy bear. "Master feels so soft, soft and cuddly!"
🔥 No matter how much you try to wriggle out of his grasp, he was too strong. He'd only giggle and bury his face in your hair as you squirmed under him.
🔥 If you'd wake up in the middle of the night, you'd be met with either soft purring from Dorik or his black eyes staring at you without blinking.
🔥 Surprisingly, he's a great cook. It took a while for you to trust his cooking as you wouldn't know if he poisoned it or not, but after you started to trust him, you never had to worry about buying food for yourself.
🔥 The weather grew a bit cold, and you started worrying about Dorik only having pants and nothing else, so you offered him one of your sweaters to keep him warm. He dropped the broom he was holding and took the soft clothing from your hands and stared at it.
🔥 Suddenly his eyes started watering. You placed a hand on his shoulder and asked if he was ok. He nodded and pulled you into a tight hug. He sobbed tears of joy onto your shirt, it was unusually warm.
🔥 "Master has never given me a gift before! I shall cherish it forever!"
🔥 He wears it all the time now, bringing the soft fabric to his face once in a while happily.
🔥 Dorik is a bit clueless when it comes to modern culture, he was so surprised when you opened your tv for the first time. "How is this painting moving? You must be a powerful witch if you can make such wonderful magic!"
🔥 You'd bring him to certain places if it had a large number of cosplayers, then he wouldn't be in any danger of getting caught.
nsfw under the cut !!
🔥 He's a bit of a creep too, whenever you're out and he can't follow because you're at college or work, he'd be busy sniffing and drooling over your clothes. He'd take in your sweet scent like a drug, his eyes half-lidded as he grips onto your underwear. he can feel his cock twitch with every intake of your musk.
🔥 The more time he spent with you, the more his admiration and loyalty morphed into something more than that of a servant.
🔥 He started daydreaming about you when you weren't there, fantasizing of him kissing you, burying his cock in you, making you his, covering you with his marks to show how much he loves you.
🔥 He can't help himself! You were just so nice to him, even when he's supposed to serve you, you'd offer him food you'd bring home, you let him sleep with you, you gave him one of your clothes! That must mean you love him back!
🔥 You had a very long shift that day and you came back a little later than expected. You unlocked the door and saw Dorik already smiling widely at you, pulling you into a hug. "Master! You're finally home! I've already run you a bath!"
🔥 You thank him and put down your bags, taking off your coat and shows as you headed to the bathroom.
🔥 Dorik waited from behind the door and could only imagine what you'd look like bare, nothing on but perhaps your undergarments, the ones he's smelled time and time again.
🔥 He scrambled to get out of the way of the door as he heard it unlock and you came out with a towel on. He blushed at your bare shoulders as you disappeared again into the bedroom. He could feel his pants getting tighter as he thought of the two of you in your little nest, fucking and loving on eachother.
🔥 The lock clicked open again and you opened the door to let him in. His eyes widened as he saw what you were wearing, a loose, baggy shirt which revealed one of your shoulders and tight shorts that left little to the imagination. He happily rushes to your side as you sleepily lie down in the mess of blankets and pillows.
🔥 "No reading this time Master?"
🔥 "Yeah...I'm a bit tired, we can read more Dante's Inferno tomorrow..." You yawn as you nuzzle into your blankets.
🔥 The room was dim, and the air was filled with your scent. He couldn't help but feel a romantic atmosphere as you drifted off the sleep.
🔥 His eyes wandered all over your body then suddenly stopped at your ass, he moved a bit closer, rubbing your side, then travelling a bit lower until you started stirring, now lying on your back, your legs now opened. Dorik felt like his head was spinning as he carefully pulled your shorts and underwear down, revealing your sex.
🔥 He licked his lips as he lowered himself to your crotch, his long tongue beginning to lick a stripe up your genatalia.
🔥 You moaned in you sleep as he went deeper, his mouth and tongue how engulfing your sex, exploring every part of your privates with his wet organ.
🔥 Before you could cum, he pulled himself off of you and positioned his hard cock to your entrance.
🔥 He placed his forehead to yours as his dick slowly and carefully slid inside of you, your walls hugging his prick so nicely, he had to stop himself from crying out in pleasure.
🔥 His hips thrust slowly into you before getting faster and more desperate. He held you head next to his chest as he took in the scent of your aroused state.
🔥 Suddenly you wake up to the sensation of Dorik's cock ramming into you as he held you close, you thought it was just a wet dream you were having but the pleasure you were feeling felt very much like reality.
🔥 "D-Dorik!" You moaned, he pulls back a bit to look at you with hearts as his pupils and slurs lovingly; "I'm so sorry master! But you were so cute in bed! So soft, so warm, so good!" he groans as his thrusts get faster.
🔥 You cling onto him, moaning into his ear to go faster, how good it felt, how good he was, all the praise brought him over the edge and he released his load into you, kissing you passionately with his long tongue.
🔥 He pulls away, a trail of saliva connecting the two of you and he smiles, falling onto your chest.
🔥 He rolls onto his side and pulls you with him, now cuddling you in bed and massaging your thighs and back.
🔥 "You were amazing master!...So good..." He mutters, clearly drunk from the sex you two shared.
🔥 You giggled and nuzzle into his embrace.
🔥 You suddenly felt the cock in your hole harden once again.
🔥 "Are you ready for round two master?" he looks at you with a smile.
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yes i forgot his tattoos shush i was tired
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ghosts-post · 4 months
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Alien clown yandere anyone? They have no name so suggestions welcome!
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yanderemommabean · 2 years
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Begging for reader to just be so nice to jester that he just malfunctions
You shyly rock on the heels of your feet, hands behind your back as you timidly try to get the demons attention.
"What on earth has you acting so cute?" he grins, thinking perhaps you needed him to kill yet another human for your enjoyment.
You pause, and look over your shoulder with pursed lips as you fiddle with the box in your hands. Still hiding the present, you ask "Would you be weirded out if I got you something?".
Jester grunts in confusion, and crosses his arm over his chest as he stares at you. "Hmm? Whatever do you mean?" what sort of game was this? What are you playing here?
You quickly place your hands in front of you, clasping the gift with a smile. "I got you something! I just kinda..Well I remember you saying you liked something like this and I had to give it to you!"
What?
No seriously what?
Look he's fine having this contact with you and everything, it's a business deal, not a relationship you need to worry about. Be that as it may, it also doesn't mean he won't take the precious gift you got for him either.
He's just not used to it. Not by any means. He isn't exactly a being thats surrounded by good people and fun little get togethers. The only real gifts he's ever received where one's bestowed upon him when he was created, and maybe a few shiny objects he stole from dead bodies.
He sits there with the box in his hands, brain still processing the act of kindness. Ah! Maybe you want something in return? No on gives gifts for free nowadays-
"I hope you like it, I'll leave ya be for now, I know we've got a busy night coming and you need to prepare" you say swiftly, leaving the Jester confused and examining the box yet again.
Okay then...Maybe this is just an altruistic offering then. But why?
He'll spend the next two hours pondering over it before scooping you up under the arms to meet his gaze, and demand you explain your "Reasoning."
-Mommabean
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